Look man, oh I see you? Why why? Oh? And look over there? How is that culture? Yes? Goodness dingd lost culture and one incredible night? What an incredible night? And should we say falla law? Lost culture? Esta's calling fla lost culture? Esta is calling. Yeah. You might even say two words seasons. Greetings because it is another year, another Christmas season, another list. We have a list for you.
Once again. You thought we weren't going to end this year with the list here we are you thought wrong and readers Katie's publicists, we have not recorded an episode in some weeks. We've been backlogging them, so you have not had our fresh takes on the latest culture. Really, but it's okay. I think I think people don't need that from us, right, Why don't we say this? The first episode of Lost Calde will be a grand culture catch up. And I say grand really the way that
grand should be said, not grand. It'll be grand. It will be a grand culture catchup of really November and December because we have been backlogged to hell because Matt Rodgers is closing at the time of this recording his immensely successful iconic Have you heard of Christmas Tour, which I had had the privilege of joining him in the Denver Show as a surprise in the Inglewood Show, and that hasn't even happened yet, because this is a peak
behind the curtain. Enough time this show is happening, and I think two hours, two hours, two hours or so. But we're recording this episode quickly because we wanted to give you a gift. We wanted to give you a gift. This has been an amazing years, incredible years. I could cry. I have been crying. Yeah, yeah, I've been very tearful. Tearful girl, tearful girl. Is everything okay? Everything is totally fine. He was asking a tech question. We are sort of
like to pull the curtain back even further. We are recording at the Fairfield in and Sweets Marriott Jerry Creek Cherry Creek, which is the most words there's ever been in one single solitary hotel. It's the longest building name in the world, it really And did you know there's like forty eight fair Field in Sweets like around here, so you really have to know where you're going. Oh,
Cherry Creek in Denver, Colorado. Well, as people might know, there was a famous Cherry Creek episode in South Park, UM, relatively affluent neighborhood, but kind of not really, It's just Cherry Creek is an interesting one. Well, they're nearby. There's an illegal pizza and I didn't know that they were sort of the fast casual th e fast casual establishment.
But bowen, you know, in a post landscape. I mean, I drive you past the first Apoleo, which really gagged me that there was the world's first chipo, the world first approaly in the Denver University campus, UM, and I did pitch an alternate reality because there was a strong possibility that was going to go to college there. If I hadn't gone to New York at a young age, would we have met, would we have had our moment?
I mean, listen, I mean as Henry said in the back seat of the car when we drove past, when you said that, he said, the world will be different, and he left no mind, No, the world will be different if you had gone to school here in Cherry Creek. I just think, God, I'm so grateful for you, and this is the first time I'm seeing you in person in a long time, and I'm just so so deeply proud of you. I'm so happy for you. I've had the best month and a half, let's just say that.
And um, girl, girl, I have been watching you sleigh as well. I've been. I've been. I've been doing a lesser version of sligh. No, that's not true. The way you left no crumbs, which is something I'm gonna say fifty times today because that's how tired I am. My brain is only functioning at about thirty percent. Um. But the way you slayed crampus, I said, that was my sister. We can't do that, although I didn't really enjoy doing it with um. When the world fell off, was it
supposed to fall off? The horn fell off right before I got wheeled out, and I was like, well, I'm gonna have to figure this out, um, And it was ultimately extremely funny. Thank you will, Stephen. I love him so much. We wrote that together. Louise a Carrion Emmy winning legend who did gagas prosthetics during the board this Way era, the face prosthetics, remember the air which she had like things coming. I mean she was horned up. She was horned up. But I loved that era so much.
One of the best, and that was Louis literally made those prosthetics for her, has a story about her learning choreography for like Judas while he was like trying to apply the thing on her face while he was while she was dancing around in the key. There was no time he had to put the thing on her face while she was dancing. I'm like, that is legendary behavior.
It really is. And this is sort of indicative of how much we have to catch up on in the culture because here we are sort of spinning off and we really need to get this episode in the can because we have somewhere to go, we have a performance to do performance, and we figured that the best way for us to honor the pod, close out the year and give the Katie's and everyone out there a gift was to list, well, what is it? What is it? What is it? Exactly what we're doing here, Dear Santa,
the top sixty things that everybody wants? What is this meant? This is a collection of things that are to be achieved in life, that are to be desired, that are to be collectively wanted, collectively collected, collectively collected. Everything on this list, and you might it's the collective collection. It's the collective collection. You might raise your eyebrow at the number sixty, but well just just just do wait, just wait,
just hanging there, just hanging there, because it's important. It'll it'll figure into it very soon. Um, this is what we're sending to Santa. We are ending this list to Santa on behalf of everyone, because this list is the collective collection of everything that everybody wants. I think we can all in the world all these sixty things came to our possession, the world will be enriched and beautiful. There literally would be no one left wanting. They'd be
dancing in the street. Absolutely in New York said, I pray for the day when when we all dance in the streets again. I think this is the beginning of that. And can we say it's all turning around? Coming up? Roses coming up, Matt coming up, culture, culturalists coming up, can't even Sarah damn podcast. Well, we're like every fucking talk show host girl. Should we start sort of start gifting the readers. Let's gift the readers. We Oh, yeah, Matt has somewhere to be. Matt has to take his
pre show ritualistic shower. If I don't shower before my show, I'll feel filthy on stage and I only want my lyrics to be that. I had someone leave the show last night after after Luke for This Yeah, there was a straight couple in their fifties or sixties, and after Luke for This Sleigh, they they made their exit in San Francisco. Yeah it's okay, though, honey. Percent of my audiences have stayed throughout my performance and even stood and
clapped at the end. But that point one percent left after the second song in my show, Loup for the Sleigh. Are you curious about their story? I'm so curious ended up there. I think that they probably said, oh, we're going to see a lovely Christmas show at the Palace of Fine Arts in San Francisco, and they came in. There was a sort of gay guy belting songs about lou You are sort of a gay guy, definitely. I would say that's one of the chief things I am.
Everyone's sort of a gay guy these days, even people who aren't gay guys, everyone's sort of a gay guy. We have say that, Well, these are the top sixty things that everybody wants. And we're sending this to Santa Claus for the Christmas season. And we hope that you all get at least one thing off this list, if not sixty. The first gift that we hope to receive is make sixty as important as fifty or one. And it starts here. It starts here, So we thought sixty
should be as big of a milestone number. It's um, you know, it's the diamond number. Sixties diamond there, it is the diamond number. There are sixty seconds in a minute, sixty minutes in an hour, they're sixty minutes in an hour. Sixty has sort of been flirting with relevance for a very long time. Well, sixty has always been there, and we just still take sixty for grand and it's sixty should be, sixties should be everywhere. Sixty was like Laura Dern in the odds, you know what I mean, Like
definitely reliable and around. But then this is the big little lies Laura Dering moment for sixty starting with this list, start counting down from sixty. No one has ever done it, and no one's ever counted down from sixty zero because what that even be, I guess it would be in a minute, But that that's only if you literally counted down exactly in second exams, you know what I mean? And I don't think that anyone out there is like necessarily smart enough or good enough to be able to
say yes. The way I just counted down from sixty was exactly like clockwork. You're going to be a little off, but sixty deserves a place in the fifty and a hundred sort of pantheon. And now we have Bug on that journey. So proud the next gift we hope to receive Bryant to cool it. She's got a calm down. All she does is sit around in her living room, her ugly ass, jeweled tone as living room, and start rumors about people based on nothing pure conjecture. She's actually
affecting people's lives in an adverse way. I'm I'm like in a flow state right now, Matt, just talking about this woman. I know, you got really dark she is. She is clouds have gathered out. She's a hateful person. I can't believe her. You know, I just feel like I'm starting to think that the street that she gets this word from might be a fake street. There might be no streets. Oh this she's the streets. The street
is a is a tunnel in the sewer. She's male person, she's giving male person, and she needs she needs to see the light. She needs to climb up to the light. Sweetie. The next gift that we hope to receive to be complimented on your dancing. So now, um is the sort of time well we can talk about recently revealed item in the news. Current events have been happening as we speak. Yes, you have been cast in the Weekend movie. Yes, you'll be playing Fanny. Fanny the role of Fanny, who's sort
of are the Grandes gay? And you tell the story that you told me, Well, the story is basically I go to rehearsal there and the biggest thing I'm nervous about is choreography. I have, you know, three dance rehearsals on the schedule for the whole week. And I'm going, oh my god, this is like it's like theater camp. It it's you're getting, you know, paid to do it, and you have to like deliver, you have to like do a good job. And I was like, I don't know if I'm gonna be able to do this. And
it's the Wicked movie. Everyone in the world's gonna see it. You don't want to flop dancing as Fanny when there's literally a song called dancing through life your your character's name is Fanny. But shaking it, popping it, dropping it, locking it, and executing it and executing it most importantly, and I ended up from the moment I started dancing
these the whole team. I'm sorry not to be like this, but the whole team they're incredible people and I really felt a connection with them, and they were so patient and gracious with me and teaching me what the visual language of this film is through dance. And I was told at the end of the week by by the choreographer, come on, he says, who's been with John him chew
since the step up? Two days? He looks me in the eye, he goes, well all week they're like, ooh when you're you're you're nailing this, wow, like this is amazing, incredible, like whatever. And I was like, you guys are just blowing smoke up my ass. Whatever. But then Chris looks into my eyes and says, you're a dancer bow one And it was like Hagrid telling me I was a wizard. It was a huge moment, huge, you know, I showed the video, he's I did receive a video of bow
And doing choreography. I didn't receive, and I was showing it. I was, I texted and I showed it to Dave and he said, yeah, well he was always the best that picking up choreography and popular let He said that, yeah, and I did, Okay, Well, rag No, you're like Kennedy for for all time, You're the dancing diva of Texas. Well. Next gift that wey would love to receive, speaking of Harry j And notice I said rowling and you said rolling?
What is it? Do we care? We don't know this woman anymore here to know how to pronounce her name. She is. She is on these fucking anti semitic message board It's now unbelievable anyway, In fact, burn it, burn it all down. The next gift that we hope to receive press tours to be good again. Needs to talk
about this there. We're in a fallow period with press tours, as we all know, as we've discussed at length on this podcast, they're no longer helpful for the promotion of the film um as we've seen, which don't worry Darling and many other projects or or or you weren't swinging so far in the other direction when you have like a Gaga who is like making it a full performance piece, which we love, but then like, but then it diverges at a certain point and people start to like not
be an agreement about how they feel about gagon press. You know, I mean it becomes I love it. I love it every single moment because I love that woman. But I but people don't seem to be After a certain point, people go, Okay, well I'm over it. You know who else can really slice some press? Yeah, Jamie Lee Curtis sticks to her talking points. She never seems tired, she always seems excited. But you can tell afterwards it's definitely sho hinted at this on our podcast. She is
going home, She's going home, boundaries queen. But to bring up Kecky Palmer, I guess the only time I thought it was nice is because she's so charming as Keckie Palmer talking on the note press tour. She does, you know, she'll do a wired autocomplete interview and it's so fun. She'll go on seth Meyers. She's luminous. She is a perfect person. What did you feel about my have you
heard of Christmas press tour? I thought your pressed here was you actually did an incredible thing, which is you actually said something different with every interview I tried, and I was so blown away by that, and I go, Matt knows how to do that. Matt is doing this better than the other girls. You gave me a gift when you just said that. It's so true, Matt, Thank you, queen. And the next gift that we hope to receive, Coca
Cola recipe unveiled. We need to know it's been years, it's time to stop the bullshit, and it's time to be more transparent. I think with all of our government officials, with everyone, with magicians, magicians, I want to know how the tricks happened. And I include Cocla makers in this because they are magicians and it's time to come clean. What do they have to lose? I guess, um the Coca Cola war with pepsi. The Pepsi's already pepsis at
this point. Pepsi's not gonna just crib the Coca cola recipe. Look, I think that ultimately we can end this discussion right now when it comes to pepsi versus Coca Cola. People will always describe it as a coke in general, you know what I mean. It's like McDonald and Burger King, Like, we love the girl, but McDonald's is just you know, she's I hate to say it, but you know the Yankees. Out of the Yankees and the Mets, she is you know, historically Disney to Universal. You know. That's all I mean.
But we just we we deserve to know as a people. Let us know because it's a part of our culture. Okay, the fifty fourth thing. The next gift we love to receive a little bit of grace. That's it. The next gift we would love to receive for Jennifer Hudson Spotlight to play in a public space. Now I mentioned how we were at Illegal Pizza earlier. What song played Spotlight by Jennifer Hudson into We Belong Together by Maria carry into I believe what will Renaissance track was that? I
think it was cozy? Yeah, no, it was. The The playlist in this Illegal Pizza was absolutely popping off. And I have to say it all started with Spotlight by Jennifer Hudson, just like every good night. Let me ask you a question, Are you a man who loves and cherishes and cares for me? Is that you? Is that you? Is that you? Or? Are you a guard in a prison maximum security? Is that you? Is that you? Is
that you? Jennifer? She did something with that song, and she's continued to do things with so many different mediums. One of the great entertainers. I can't I can't say enough good things about her. Next gift. We would love to receive. Damn toilets stop making that sound, haven't we? I thought we were so past this. I thought toilets were going to be amazing. Is the year? In fact, it's almost we have not figured out how to make toilets stop making that damn sound. And you all know
what I'm talking about. That time when all of a sudden it's making that noise, that noise, or when it's filling up the tank again, I don't need to hear that, no honey concealed, don't feel And you know what, if it was good enough for should be good enough for these toilets. The toilets haven't easy compared to elsel. So the other white bitch who's shutting up toilets should be white bitch who are shutting up. Absolutely. The next gift that we all want, that everybody wants is mercy. Please
have mercy, Have mercy. God, just please grant us some fucking mercy. Please. Each day, day in and day out, we just it's merciless. Please mercy. Everybody wants to receive. And Apper All Spirits a timeless drink. It's this drink of the summer. Florence Pugh gave it new life this year. I was over here going maybe dirty Shirley New York Timeserver here going maybe dirty shurely. No, absolutely not. Apper
All Spirits is here to stay. And can I say something that people being like the dirty Shirley, don't insult me, don't insult me. Don't insult me with this. We literally were so ahead of it, like I was ordering Shirley Temples in middle school. Yeah, I've been ordering Shirley Temple since before you guys were born. And I don't even know how old you guys. You guys are, but it's young.
The next gift that we would love to receive to have been a Disney Star experience and education and mental health. This is where all the young actors went to learn how to do it. Right, you know how to show up on time, work to the bone, and keep your
head about you. Absolutely. But you know there are YouTube you're there are YouTube essays of people who there's just one guy who who like does a whole deep dive into like the Disney Channel sort of machine hand, not a hater, but kind of actually points to Hillary Duff as someone who like broke the mold in a huge way, like was like, I don't want to It was Hillary Duff who who was like, I don't want to do another season with Lizzie McGuire after the movie, I'm like,
I'm tapping out. And then it gave Miley a lot of latitude and freedom to be like, I'm gonna do this many seasons of Hinta Montana and then I'm ditching. I'm ditching the girl. Like Hillary into Miley is actually a huge moment in the culture. I'm not even kidding. I don't think you're kidding. How much coke do you think was on the set of Lizzie McGuire announced one brick actually okay, good God shirt amongst the crew and casting. The next gift we would love to receive Best Buy
gift card. You can buy so many things at the star ds, CDs, DVDs, DVD players, CD PTOs, so big TV, small TV movies, video games, du C, d s, DVDs. The next gift we would love to receive, Mary m Cosby returned to the Salt Lake. It is struggling. It is not that girl this year. It is tough and rough and tumble, tough and rough and tumble. Poor Dana doesn't know what the funk she's saying in a given moment. Poor Angie Kay is terrified to be on camera whenever
it's pointed at her. These women are struggling the other the core five is it five? I mean Jen Shaw was not at the reunion she was I guess. Not sentenced on January six is so deeply tragic to me, so that it's gonna distract us from the January six of it all. We're all gonna be like that was the that was the day that Shaw. That was, of course, January six will of course be remembered as the jay the day gen Shaw was sentenced. The next gift we would love to receive to be prayed for. Pray for us,
Pray for us. We need prayer. We need prayer now more than ever, and we need mercy, prayer and a little bit great and a little bit of grace. Next thing, let's receive genuine Fergi comeback. I don't want the duchess, you know, reloaded wherever the hell that was double duchess. You're not going to give us the duchess again. There's no way you're gonna hit us with the duchess. Go do something else that catches our attention. We know you
can do it, Fergy. Yeah, let's play some basketball. We're like, let's make a new album. Let's make a new album that actually doesn't try to be the duchess. We're rooting for you, Stacy, We of you. We have been rooting for you since you said be Italian, and every single time you sang the words be Italian and your number be Italian and nine it meant something different. It was love of food, love sex, love of Italian vista. Please come back for she put Italy on the map. We
will always be grateful. She walked so the white lood. That's a real culture. Number six for you walked could run by the way. Um, we're just just blown away by the spreadsheet and the heat map of the rules of culture. Thank you God, Thank God you prayed for us, care for us, and gave us grace and mercy in that moment. The next gift we would love to receive to hear you are working that orange look? Mama? Who
looks good at orange? I mean, this is what's so difficult about it, and this is why we wanted so bad and we wish it for everyone. I wish that everyone could go out there rocking an orange look, and here you are wronging orange. You're working. I'm sorry, working, mama, because when did you hear that? Who? Who? Among us? I actually made the mistake of wearing orange this summer for something and I had my photograph taken in it and I looked back on that that photo popped up
again somehow, and I went, why did I? Well? Can I tell you the reason why I like wanted this on the list so badly is because I actually remember a time when I was in I think fourth grade, and a girl named Nicole said to me across the room. She whispered to me, you look good in orange. And I said what she said? You look good in orange? And I was like, oh my god, thank you, and I whatever forgot I don't know where she is, but I never forgot this girl in fourth grade saying you
look good at Orange. You're so blessed I had Nicole, and I'm blessed. I have remembered it. Absolutely. The next gift we would love to receive to visit the Mile High City, Denver, Colorado. Here you are, well? Are we in Denver? We're in uh an exurb of Denver, a suburb of Denver, which is Cherry Creer. We're pretty close to the city. We're closer to the city than my
parents are. Um, it's got a lot to offer. I would love to come here another time, because I'm only here till tomorrow morning, which seems to all too brief, all too brief. I'm gonna try to take you if if you are in the mood to go to Charlie's after this, after the show, I'd love to take you there. It's one of my favorite gay bars. Um cowboy themed. Yeah, and I said ye hot of that originally. So we'll see how I feel after the show. Usually a little sleay go after the show, so I might be in
a good mood. We'll see. The next gift we would love to receive consistency for a change. Just there's no continuity to the world, like every day feels different. I need, I need the same flavor. I need this, I need I need like a flavor to last long. I would like to wake up, open my eyes at the there at the same fixed point I did yesterday, turn my turn my head to my left, see my gorgeous husband, kissed him on the cheeks. Say baby, I'm gonna go
get coffee. Do you want anything? Him say no, I'm okay, And I go get myself a coffee and then come back and read the damn paper. Just some consistency for a change. Well, I want you to come home from the coffee and paper and go God. Sure feels nice to have some consistency around here. That's what I'm saying too. That's what everybody wants. I want to just wish for
everyone some consistency for a change. The next gift, we would love to receive a Broadway fierro ass you know the as I know the ask Speaking of a Broadway Fierro. Nick Adams just came up with an Attitude Magazine moment never looks harder in his life. Are Castmate and Fire and our good friend. We love you on every level, but you did not have to do that. Yeah, I actually, like, I literally commented, I thought like, it's now too much,
like it's just he's got It's like why not. I mean if it looks like that, I would be on every page of every publication, I would be on every page of every publication, and people would be like, we can't get enough. And that's and we can't and that's why everybody wants a Broadway Fierra. You know what I'm saying, that high tight round Broadway asked that you can wear those fierro like it's like slacks that he wears, and say, absolutely.
The next gift that everyone wants to receive a shopping spree, un Marcus, even Marcus. I mean, you know you see me at Sacks, a shopping sprita. You know, I believe it was blue Crantrail till it was blue. I constantly call her blue Cran Trail and I can't stop bo That's okay, Blue Cran Trail, Blue cantroll. The next gift everyone would love to receive the Rachel haircut. So now we know we are sort of dipping, double dipping into
the top of culture but of course there's overlap. This is a list of culture of gifts that everybody wants. What do you mean we're double dippering, Well we did. I think the Rachel haircut was one of the top twos of history, but it absolutely overlaps with this list. I agree. I'm just pointing out that we are now that you might see some recurring things. You still see girls being like, damn, I want that Rachel. I want the I want the hair to come in like slope.
I want an oval around my face, complete oval. The next gift that we would love to receive, to be able to tell that one person who didn't believe in you that they were wrong. I had a thought today, thought, well, I just a couple of people actually reached out from high school, and it's interesting that we're here, and I kind of want to be like, funk Off, you didn't believe, you didn't believe in me? Was it that theater teacher who was so ms would No, I never want to
hear from her again. But she's probably eating crow. Oh my Odd's so tough. Well, I had a tough emotional moment last week. I kind of had a breakdown, and she did come to mind. I guess I was like, I'm never gonna shake this. You did come to my mind. You did come to my mind. This is what the artist wig is all about. They talk about that first person who told you can't do it, and I'm I'm sorry, we're getting you put this in a but I'm the
one who's like really digging deep into this. It's very important to think about these things, especially if you do anything creative. You have to silence that person who first told you that you are bad. I want you to do that right now, address her and tell her that she was so wrong. This would you were so wrong? You were dead wrong about me, Like, I'm sorry, but you must feel stupid. Does this give you some piece a little Yeah, I'm I'm crawling out of the hole.
It's fine. The next gift we would love to receive a skincare secret. I'm not going to tell you what my serious things that everybody wants a secret, a skincare secret, like what do you do for your skin? And to to to look at them and say, well, that's my secret, so so enticing. So a Lauren, is that the same as is that is that like the opposite of wanting Coca cola, like wanting transparency. You can withhold for yourself.
But if it's for the public good, if the public would be better off knowing what your skin care secret is, then you are you have to let us know. Excuse me. Corporations can have secrets. That's the degradation. I can have a secret. As are not people, period period, unless you're us because we have LLC's here we go the next gift that everybody wants to own, or so they think, what does that mean? You wrote this, Well, everyone wants to have a bar ownership, but they're not thinking about
the realities of the bar. About inventory, it's about cleaning, it's about being up to code. It's about health violations. It's about you know, health department coming in to check in. It's about buying, it's about selling, it's about staffing, it's about scheduling. Everybody thinks they want to own a bar. Guess what if that's what you think, and then walk a mile in one pair of shoes worn by a bar manager or a bar owner. You'll be eating crow.
You'll be eating crow. And I think Cheers really ruined this. I think Cheers really put this fantasy into people's minds, dragged cheers in their weak moment of loose James Burrows, Rob long Flops. I mean these people who may injected this fantasy into the consciousness of America, of the world. Really, it's you're not going to be You're not gonna be Sam, You're not going to be this like hot ex baseball player who owns a bar. Sorry, go learn a trade.
I so agree. I can't even stand it. The next thing, we all wish to receive three week vacations so you can do it all and not even at the parks. Yeah, I want to go visit the cultural sites. Yeah, not that Disney Universal or cultural sites, but I want to go to see that. I'm gonna go to City Hall. Yeah, I want to see where the laws are written. I would love to see where the laws are written in Orlando,
because outside of the theme parks is pretty lawless. And I would love to, of course go to the theme parks as well, because you really can't get everything done going You can't eat it every restaurant in um Downtown Disney and City Wall. But you have planned a vacation for me back when we were just you know, kind of scraping by you really planned out four day vacations at Disney I did. That were felt so complete and I think I will always always cherish that. Thank you
so much, You're welcome. That was my gift, that gift to you in that moment, and the next gift we would love to receive a dark fucked up I dream of Genie with Kate Hudson, Genie addicted to Kay. I mean, put this on f X yesterday, her like going into the lamp. It just looks disgusting. It's just like adults, adults, drugs, drugs and all the all the all the art is not even on the walls, on the floor. Because Genie has an aged Genie has a first series and so
she's been in this fucking you know lamp. Her husband's dead. She's doing k every day, slurring her words, taking poppers, thinking that it does anything for her, but she's not. It's not helping. Her kids are dead, her husband's dead, her kids are dead. She's gonna do me and a new guy why he's gonna die to one day? How do you how do you find out about the kids and the husband in the first episode? Do you find out in the First, I don't remember the pilot of
my dream of Genie. It's been a while, but I'm saying in the I think she looks at a picture and she gets really sad. And then and then she and then she takes her little pen cap and then she she does, she shakes, She goes. Okay, she says, she shakes. He says, fuck this time. You know Kate Hat's would she would slay that line. It would be her oscar for TV this some time for k okay. The next wants vanilla. Next, next thing that everybody wants,
scoop of chocolate. Of course, if you're gonna have a Neil, you might as well just make it a Neapolitan onne. The next thing that everybody wants, scoop of strawberry. Now you order this perfectly because it goes chocolate chocolate strawberry. Strawberry is unbeatable. There is no better taste than her. Shut up. The next gift that everybody wants, a favorable edit.
The edit is everything these days. Oh my god, if you are given a bad edit in the uar of our Lord, know that you're the Internet is going to absolutely rip you apart your toast And sometimes sometimes they have no choice but to give you a bad at it because you're giving them bad that material, but you don't want it, and so we'll We wish for everyone out there is a favorable edit when they go on reality TV and are merely being themselves, because really, the
editors are going to it really matters. It doesn't even matter how much your cast members like you. It matters how much the editors like you. They're putting you. They have the opportunity to sit there in the edit room and when you walk through a scene and let's say Survivor, this could be the soundtrack. Boom boom boom. There's no, there's no. It's a fate worse than death to be on Survivor and walk across the beach and have this be the soundtrack. Can you fucking imagine? Post production is
the most important thing in Hollywood. We wish for everyone a favorable at it And for all the editors out there, thank you for what you do. You must your appreciated, your loved Your power is a meant you're the hardest working women in Hollywood. The next gift we would love to receive lovely and laws along. Wouldn't that be nice. The next thing that everybody wants Dolly Parton's Jolene on vinyl. Do you want to know? This is what Kelly Clarkson gave me as my gift on the Comic Parts, Dolly
Parton's Joanne on vinyl? And because she gives everyone a vinyl um all her guests and she picks them out herself. And guess what this is? How insynct we are? I already owned that. That's amazing. Can I tell you what she gave me? Yeah? What does she give you? What gave me the best of Bruce Springsteen, which makes me think that she doesn't really care for me. You know, It's okay, I love Bruce Springsteen. Is there anything out there on the internet about you that which suggests you
like brings Bruce Springsteen more than a normal person? No, not right, It's okay. You know what it's giving. It's giving you did the show in New York, and maybe she didn't have actually and maybe she was like, well this is New York or Jason? Yeah, yeah, maybe maybe that Because I I believe that she puts thought to it. I'm sure I'm not doubting that she puts thought into it. The next gift that everybody wants Emily van camp In more projects. That just speaks for it. Absolutely she is,
and she actually has the next thing. The next gift that everybody wants quit quiet power. You know you don't have. It's like it's Miranda Priestley. It's just you don't have to have me do anything for you to know I'm here. I want to be one of those people who never raises their voice. That's all. That's all. The next gift everybody wants is a hat from Chemo. I don't think I know what this is. It's Kyle Richards's favorite Aspen hat store. Oh I've seen that. Yeah, I don't know
this is. This has maybe excuse me, I think this is maybe place too high on the list and maybe has no place on the list. This is lost Cultures Presents. This is not a time for you to do this. You have to have to. I have to be on its honesty zone? Who said that me? Now, I don't I don't know what this is. I don't I don't know I know what this is. If you why don't you go back and watch the episode of the Hats
and Chemos then them they burn them. They the hats of Chemostabby actually kicked off a terrible day, and those women's lives didn't kick it off. They were just a part of a terrible day. But it didn't mean that I didn't want to go to They were all wearing the hats by the time Cathy was already melting down. I don't I don't agree with us. I ingree at you. The next next gift that everybody wants, I'm gonna get you back with this one, a Desperate Housewives reboot, Yes,
even with Felicity who you got me back? Girl? Yeah, I know you come back on my side. I love this idea so much. They those women are so talented. Do you think that the bather again? No, because you know, the clearly tension on set Mark Cherry seems to be you know, it seems to have run a very specific kind of a tight ship. And you know I would want nick A Let to be back. Yeah, we need to go get back, and I don't think that that will ever. I don't think so, honey. The next gift
with everybody wants to be created? Who wants to be buried in? Because honestly, I have this very deep, dark fear and I'm gonna be very vulnerable right now. I have this deep dark fear that when you die, you get frozen and you can see like I don't know, Like I just don't want to be trapped in my own body. And I also like just burned my body because then I know I don't exist anymore, you know what I mean? Like it's the only way to like
actually prove he's gone. Absolutely. There's something about a full embalmed body in a suit. It's not a box in the ground. Is that's so insane to me. It's just so much process and for what for you look at like a carcass that doesn't look like me. My carcass be out, it doesn't even look like me. Unnatural makeup. I don't want that. No, and like stare in my ashes.
If you want an open casket, I'm there. If you're if you're bare aid and not cremated, honey, you're getting exhumed at some point that someone's gonna say something's not right about that death. Bring dig the body back up. I don't want anyone touching me after I'm dead. Period. The next gift that everybody wants front of the line costco pass well duh. The way those lines get Sometimes you just need to go pick up a bunch of
liquid ivy in a bag. Hey, whatever it is, whatever it is, you know, you're not going to do the whole rigular role. You're not going to go into the cold produced room. You're not gonna go to you know, the trash bag as. You just need to pick up one thing. Hey, listen, I don't care if it's a couple of free samples. I'm not waiting in line. I'm not doing it. And so what I would want is in front of the line costco pass. And I know
I'm speaking to the tribe when I say that. Oh yeah, And the words of Ava Principal Ava and Janelle James in Abbot Elementary, I don't speak line. Yep. This is the next thing that everybody wants to receive a cure for stupid to disease. There's so many people that are so stupid and they really wish for a cure for the name some people. How about how about miss um Cinema, Cinema Girls, Kirsten Cinema, how about miss Bobert. No, she's so stupid, she needs a cure. I wish for her.
I wished for mercy for her and a little consistency outside the We've given her grace she she has. She doesn't have grace, consistency. They should be lucky to have some Mercy's not even on Santa's list. Okay, so please please, okay. The next thing on the list all Avatars in theaters now with James, we know you shot them there in the camp, put them in theaters. Now. You just told me this thing today that he submitted nine hours. This is the rumor a nine hour cut of the film
to Disney. There's a nine hour cut of Avatar three. And before he cuts anything, he wants to do the c G I and special effects first. That is so expensive, it is, That is four movies worth of VFX. And I just want to say that I have seen Avatar the Way of Water, and we're gonna be getting to that in our culture catch up because by that time Bowen will have seen it as well. And this feels like a movie you'll go see with your parents. Now maybe perhaps I don't think they have any any any
any about the little girls, the girls. Maybe you know the girls are on their super pets or whatever. Well, yeah, it's okay, that's I'm in a family where no one's agreeing on the thing to Not all eight of us are going to agree to watch one thing. Yeah, that's so true. Okay, oh my god, Bone, we're in the top twenty. This is number nineteen on the list of things that top nineteen. The next gift were the top nineteen. Matt and Bowen casts the spots of the jets a
Little Mermaid live action film. I mean, the ship has already sailed. The movies come out in mere months. You know what, though, it's too late? What about Little Mermaids two? Back to the Seas? Little Mermaids Too returned to the grotto. Little Mermaid to dive back in Little Mermaid to splash, Little Mermaid to meet Morgana. Did you ever meet Morgana? No, she You've never met Morgana, Ursula's sister in the Little Mermaid Too animated film. Oh see, this is what I'm saying.
Little Murmaid two is the reverse where it's Ariel's daughters is on land and she wants to go back to the sea. Okay, so Morgana. So Morgana. Morgana's it's basically a carbon copy of the original film, but Morgana is basically thin Ursula's, but it is voiced by Pat Carroll, so she could basically be serving extra count by being like, not only did my girl flop, but she also the reason she flopped is because she didn't have flops them and jetsam by us. She does have henchmen. Here to
a picture of Morgana. Yes you can. Oh wow, it's Pat Carroll. Look and she look at her. I mean, she's a queen diva. She's a queen diva. She has she has a one henchman, this little anglerfish. It's not flotsam and jetsam. And we're not gonna fight. I'm not fighting for that part with you. You're gonna book it. You will know I won't. I'm done. This is my last leg of Hollywood. Okay, the next gift that everybody wants.
April Fool's Day canceled, and prank culture in general, pranks are we have to move on from pranks as a culture. Over it. I can sense the Zoomers being like, wait, kids, guys, let's stop prancings. Just stop with the pranks. It's just come on, April Fool's Day. You wake up, you look at your calendar, and the first thing you feel is fear, and why and why for what for you to get a little amusement out of my suffering? Suffering? Not on my watch. The next gift that everybody wants a beautiful
first name like Christie, na, oh so pretty. Whenever anyone tells me my my beautiful daughter's name is Christina, I said, oh my god, I love that name. Christina. You know, I think it's a beautiful name. What Claire, Claire, It's so beautiful. Christina, Christina. It's it's so beautiful to me from anywhere. Christina, Christina. It's like I'm giving you here. I mean, I'm gonna give you a couple of things.
Christina or Christina? Are this so different? Or christ The next gift that everybody wants a striking, supporting turn in white lotus. Not only that you want, you want the Evan Ross cats sort of, you know, not even the meme. You just want the screenshot of the face that you give.
You want mean your face and posted on a story, but you want to tell you want the Megan Fay he You want the before and after same shots and take her mouth to doing one thing and then her lips doing another thing, and we as the audience of the Instagram story, I'll know exactly what is being sort of stated by the post of those two things. A striking supporting turn so that you can become an online meme, and two photos that is bigger than you can give.
A deep layered performance. That's all subtexts. You don't have to know everything about someone to love them. You really don't. You really don't. The next gift, we would all love to receive it. And this means everybody the renaissance visuals now at this point, like is it coming on Christmas? Like that? I don't know. Exhausted, the windows closing, I don't want to wait, And let's just say something. We have talked about renaissance on this podcast. Please. People are
being so people are being flops. We go back and listen to the episode where uh, break my Soul Drop, like like like the week that Break my Soul dropped. We basically talk about Beyonce the entire time. I don't know why I'm getting defensive because but there's this conspiracy out there that we're like intentionally not talking about Renaissance because we didn't like it. I don't listen to any
of it, don't come check out my Spotify wrapped. Okay, then talk to me say that bitch, bitch speaking of the next gift that everybody wants to know, what happened in that damn elevator. We still don't know. That's one of the great mysteries of life, of pop culture. And can I say something The noles Carters are a corporation and so not on like Coca Cola. We want to know what happened. We need to get to the bottom of this. As a culture. We're all adults here. Hello,
Literally we've been adult for years. But I might not have been an adult then. I'm an adult now and I deserved. We're all adults now. Everyone who was alive during the elevator brawl is an adult now. Eighteen years have passed and sometimes ship goes down when there's a billion dollars on an elevator is not no, that's not I don't I don't like that. And basically, um, the next gift that everybody wants is basic dignity and respect
in the workplace. It's it's you need it. If you don't have it, how can you hold your head up high? How can you do your job. How can you do your job well or at all? The worst thing that can happen in a place of work nihilism for you, for you to say it, well, nothing means anything that would not I'm not gonna put in the work because it doesn't mean anything that would be really bad. That is the word. I'm telling you. That's the worst thing. And you need dignity and respect in the workplace to
not to prevent that from happening. Bosses, listen up, and we know some of you, some of you are bosses. We know some of you are bosses out there, and I hope that you're giving your employees basic dignity and respect and hopefully like a coffee and station. Really examine if you're giving your employees that and a water cooler so people can chat, people can chat. Wear people chat
nowadays in offices that are attended, no offices virtual. Now the next thing, the next get that everybody wants beautiful earrings could really make a look or you know, it could be just a statement on their own to have nothing on but beautiful earrings. Are you going to try this? I thought about getting my ear peers, but you should try with your lover sometime I have been with my lover while he's only had his earrings on. And yes, this is me confessing to having a lover soft launch
soft launch on my boyfriend. Pretty amazing. Anyways, it's gonna let that one shut up, don't you dare? I'm not Oh no, I didn't mean for that. No, I'm just being stupid. I'm being I'm being sid You know what nickname I came up with you for you the other day, which I loved in Credica to me, you are in
Credica Jones. God, I love that for you. The show the next gift that everybody wants to receive for Oracle Whale to come back and get revenge on these hoes, not only for just for having him in captivity, but for literally blackening his name in the village like to look up has gutten? Such a bad rap and no one ever asked him his feelings. No black fish more like bad people, bad humans directing making this documentary a character assassination on it. Hello, it's a fish, it's a whale.
It was an intelligent mammal. Okay, Bowen, what are you saying? I'm just saying, Like before, you can't speak on this really, and I'm angry at you again. You can't speak on this until you see Avatar The Way of Water, because I'm telling you, these whales, these girls get into love whales. No, wait,
you you don't even understand. Basically, there's have seene in Avatar The Way of Water where one whale is like, how are you, mama, and the other ones like I'm so good, Mama, like so good to connect, how is work? And the like you know, the kids, etcetera. And then they go, would you like to swim with me in a circle? And they do? It? Really is it does connecting prepod Oh my god. But when we're in the top ten gifts that everybody wants, the next gift that
everybody wants patience, everybody wants it, nobody has it. Nobody has it except doctors. People want patience, grace, mercy, and a little consistency for one consistency ones and to be prayed for. That's it. That's all you need. He's really the basic tenants number nine for Katherine McFee and not
say these crazy things. Oh my god, Katherine McFee, all you had to do was like literally, in the words of Dixie chicks shut up and saying, and you would have gone down in history as the person that everyone wishes would have won American Idol Season five. But now you have to say these crazy things about the woke mob and like raw raw Republicans and L O L. I love my husband David Foster. And now we have to know you were understanding these crazy things. Stop it.
Kathery mcphih, kather mcphaih, shut up and sing, or your life will be over. In the words of the checks, you threatened her life. I'm not threatening her life. I'm saying her life will be over, her livelihood will be over. You're talking about her career. Yeah, the next gift that everyone wants to receive to say I enjoy jazz and me and it. Oh but this, I mean, this is so true and I think this is the year that I get into earnestly get into jazz. Are you serious?
Have you heard of Domi and j D Beck. They're this jazz duo there, these gen z ers, this French girl and this you know, cool looking guy from Texas, I think, and they just do cool jazz. It's for it's for it's for like young people, right, I could get into that. And I literally went to a jazz bar and I was like, this is so she and you felt like maybe you hadn't met the version of you that loves jazz yet, but you knew they were out there. I know that the version of me that
loves jazz is out there. Is that what you're saying? Yes, yes, I just haven't met them. At one time hooked up with a jazz saxophonist. Probably was really good. It was really fun. Did he play you like a woodwind? Yes? He played me the sacks. He did. He played me the sacks naked, not naked, partially clothed, partially clothed. Well. But the next gift that everybody wants memoirst single that cuts through the noise. You know you've had that. I
would say, what's my single? I would say it's hottest? Who you think that's my first single? You are an album artist, as we know. Thank you for saying that. It's true. Oh, higher praise for me a singer songwriter than to be called an album artist. Thank you and Taylor. And that is where we leave that one. The next gift that everybody wants, the factor Marc Robbie. Everybody wants the factory. Here are some people who have it. Go ahead, Miss Thing, Donna Ortega, I just started Wednesday today on
the plane. I was like, Miss Thing has the it factor. Julia Roberts. Julia Roberts, Sarah Sherman, Yes, cookie Monster, Cookie Monster, Ms, Piggy, Michelle Obama, Betty Davis. And the last person with the factor is Big Bird. I have one more. I have a hold on. I have one were Why am I? I don't know, I don't know his name? Do not cut a second? Hold on, hold on, hold on, I
have it? What Adam Brodie? Yeah? Great, Okay. The next gift that everybody wants to receive, Princess Camel burned out long before the demand for this media baby ever day. The demand was the wind, honey, and the candle in the wind was snuffed. We miss you, Diana. You were a beacon of hope for the world, and you were done so wrong by that horrible family. The next gift that everybody wants to receive a second chance anything, Just please give me another chance. Please, I promise I can
do better. I was wrong before and I didn't know what I knew now. I pro I promise I won't disappoint you this time. That was yesterday, this is today. Give me a second chance. That's all. That's all I want. That's all everybody wants. Santa, you will not regret this number three on the list of the gifts that everybody wants. An amazing fragrance that compliments the chemistry. Yeah, you just
want that signature set. You know what you want. You want something that brings out your essence and your pheromones, you know what I mean. You want that little extra kick, that intangible and it's different on every single person's chemical body. I have a friend who always is like, I don't get why people spend money on fragrances. You can't see it. That person probably smells like manure. I go, that's the point. You can't see it, you can smell it. That's literally
what a fragrances. Who's this friend? I'm gonna name names. He might have changed his mind on this because he he and he does not smell like manure. He deserves to be dragged. But it was Julio Torres because one time I was like, I was like, I have to buy you again. I was like, I need to buy you a fragrance. What do you like to wear? He goes, I don't. I don't get white people buy fragrances. You can't see it. Oh, that's a completely Julio things. It's
very it's very funny, it's very Julio. But I go, Julio, I bet there's a fragrance out there for you. That there is. I'm gonna actually look for one. I've been trying to for all these years. I love a fragrance so much, it just it just resets the tone. Number two on the list of the gifts that everybody wants. Ferby, this was a craze, a phenomenon. No one would ever forget it again. Basically a pet, we could say, a pet that confused parents everywhere, certainly didn't make them see straight.
My my mother was was going, why the hell did you guys want this? Because, really, let's say it, they were annoying. But that doesn't mean that everyone didn't want it, and that everybody doesn't want it to this day. White furbies, black furbies, gray furbies, furbies of every different color, gay furbie, male for lesbian, non binary furbies. I actually don't even think that Ferbi has had a gender in the first place. Some of them might have. Some of them might have,
but you're right. If we respect them all, Ferbie is forever fus forever like diamonds. We have arrived. This is the number one thing, the gift that everybody wants, World Piece. What I thought that is, what does that look like? How can we achieve? I think that we all just need to start treating each other with kindness, respect, giving each other the grace that we've talked about it in this episode. Patience, mercy first, patience and mercy, consistency, consistent
communess at least consistent kindness, prayer. And I think that we'll have World Piece if just l Bryant cools it, if we start treating sixty like the number it deserves to be treated like. If ob yeah, I mean, if Katherine McFee stops saying these crazy things. Hey, I have an idea. Well, this is the first step to world peace. We all get a scoop of vanilla, we all get a scoop of chocolate, we all get a scoop of strawberry, and maybe, just maybe we've got a cure for stupid
one of these days. But only if we get the Renaissance visuals. Now at this point, I think this list is so accurate, but it's also its clarifies so much. It says what we all really want, and I want us all in the coming year. And this is the thought that I personally, I'm gonna leave everyone with work towards this goal. Try to get if you can. If you can give something on this list to someone else, do it. Because if I've learned anything on my press
tore for have you heard of Christmas? Which is still streaming on Showtime and we'll always stream it and will always scream on Showtime, It's that Christmas is a time of thing. And it's taken me this long and this much press to realize that that's what Christmas is. But guess guess what has to happen for giving to happen. Giving. Yeah, you have to give in order to give. You have to give in order to give, and that is a rule of culture number one. You have to give in
order to give. Readers, Katie's publicists, the Project Less Cultures world peace. We will attain it. I think there will be at least one moment of world peace next yearen thank you for giving me. The guests your friendship yet another year. It is the greatest blessing in my life to be friends with you, not you crying. I love you so much. I am filled with joy at the thought of you achieving success, finding people who understand you. Friendship is Friendship is about being known and knowing. I
feel like I know you. I feel like I'm known by you. I feel like and you know I know you. Does that make sense? I celebrate you each day when I wake up. It is my consistency that I give myself. Is my routine to turn to the north sky and everyone knows exactly where that is, and thank Heavens for our friendship and for this beautiful platform we get to share it with because this is giving to give. This is giving to give. If there's anything that I love,
its friendship. We end every episode with the song because you I have been ship. He was not. Consistency is something we're still looking for. Bone Bike