"Damned and Lowly Favored" (w/ Aaron Jackson & Josh Sharp)

wor Hi? It's bowing just topping on to say that we recorded this episode back in mid February when the Winter Olympics were still on and the big Russia story then was Kamila Ilieva and the figure skaters and that whole thing, and not the invasion and ground war that are currently happening in Ukraine. So we are so sorry, We're so stupid. If it seems like we're making light of that situation, we promise we were not. Okay, enjoy the rest of the show. Ow about that Russia up

to no good again? Oh my god, those dollars pumping their dolls full of drugs of dolls really and signing them out onto the ice for the for for the picking girl. When you read value of the dolls, which I'm sure you have, did you think are the dolls the girls or are the dolls the pill? Her face is giving no to that. You have not been brought in. I don't like I give a fun point. Maybe the boys and never never wait for the decorum, we don't

bring them in. Quite frankly, maybe we should have done that. Wait, wait what ding ding dog lost culture? Jesus, I'm sorry it got to be here for this. Let's talk about Russia Ukraine though I don't give a about no ice skaters, Honey. They're pumping Ukraine full of drugs, shoving it on the ice, cold war, tundra war, coming up for getting the signal to walking gay geese or telling us to stretch. But honey, these girls don't know no respects, so let's bring him.

I don't and I'm coming in regardless of cool. Honey. You know our guests today, they're your hosts. Their names are tweedle d and tweedle fag twee tweed fag and don't put an asterix in fag let it play o masterisks. These two are the queens of the asterisks with their new projects. Honey, more like, tell them what you said on Instagram. Oh, well, I think that they're the They're the writers and stars of a dirty snuff film with music, and it's a freak project that will be banned in

many countries. My, that's my My prediction for the film is that they're not going to see it in the Middle East. Texted to us, Honey, read the threat to the Iran joke. Honey, more like, do bye bye, You're not gonna stay there. I ran were like, I ran to a different film because they're I'm showing this film here, freak project. It's gonna be banned in Asia, Honey, Honey, save save the car chase through Korea Town. Mama, you don't need a cater in our audience. That's not good

to see it ban. This project is gonna be huge. Korean Town. Have not been introduced that we never will, we remever will. They're the writers and stars of this freak project going to be a banned many countries. That it will be huge with the fucking freaks in New York and l a fucking identical twins. Identical twins. It's just been announced in the trades and that's how you know it's happy deadline day to these are freaks tweetle dumb and tweetl fag Aaron Jackson and Josh that we

kill ourselves on air? What number is this for you guys on the five? I believe I means you get letter when you definitely think I'm Candice Bergen Air does give Candice. It's giving Candice Berg Murphy brown down, brown down, giving this congeniality more like downtown Murphy fag. If you get my drift, don't I don't you know it's crazy. This podcast probably would be banned in many countries, that's true, absolutely, and hopefully this country. If you all have all, you

would be banned. But luckily no one's listening. Ding dong, the sound of no listener than you there. The first time we did this, this little show was in some guy's apartment and we wore no shirts. That's top. Was it Mike's apartment? Is that his name? It was the old producer. It was Alan. I didn't need to call Alex some guy. I love Alice. I love Alan, remember it.

I remember that dog, I remember that moment, and I also this is actually who we have not acknowledged the really powerful reality of this recording, which is that we're all in a room again after But you know what they are Jane Champions and Power of the Room. Jane Champions, one of the most amazing directors. Jamee Champions the power of the She's going to win an Oscar for power Room, not Oscar. Jane Champion is winning an Oscar. Jane Champions, director is winning an Oscar for the power out of

the Room this year, and alongside her amazing scar. Crushton Dark say thats gonna win. I hope she does. Weird thing fan here, Honey, can't speak a bad word about it. If I tried, would be would turn to salt and everybody. Hey, you've been looking like lots of white. Hey, if you say something person, give me looking like lots of wife, Honey, turn thine eyes to sodom and gomra if you say something about Kristen Dunst, Honey, this is why I had to polish that. Jesus right off the time I knew

you fucking heathens who God hates. Let me just point to you, not his favored children, not on the good I'm blessed and highly damned and they loly favored, lonely favored favorite, damn punch up in the room. Sorry, maybe that's also a front runner for damned and lonely favorite. The group ahead, fire away. We definitely won't talk over it good. The angel you hear, you know the mob and the story where the mob people? I think, is it me and my girls? Me and my girls orgying

outside hearing? Hey, we hear there's an angel in the room. We want to fuck the angel is? That's basically what happened in the story right and here chapter of the Bibles. Who could blame them? Who could blame the antel comes down fine as hell? Honey, you're at falsome and an angel comes down from heaven. You're telling me your first idea? Al bar. The angel's ass was hot, tight and thick. The angel looked like Sebastian stand in the film, looking

absolutely who I wouldn't not want to fuck him? I thought you're gonna say the angel looked like sebast in the craft, no hotter than sebaster that angels looking like Supicio craf You know a guy. Wait, what was your question? Would you be uh huh? Would you like fully succumbed to the mom mentality. We don't have to answer this. I just wanted to get this is powerful. Question is if you were at the Sotomon Gamora mob, what was the culture that let you know that culture was for you?

If you were if you were at the Sodom and Gomorah mob, would you be like getting drinks? Like like, where are you like at the party? I K I would be like, I'd be like, let's go home. I'd be like, girls, let's go, it's late. We don't want we don't want to be here. The Angel, I bet he's not. I'm but he's not high. But he's not. And you know what I'd say to that, thank you for coming. I'm hosting. I have to stay till three D hosting the damn party. You know I'm hosting. Me

and Lennox are hosting. Honey, I'll tell you who. I'm hosting the Angel at my house. So I hit up on Grinder when everyone turned their damn back and I said hey hey, I said hey everyone. I said hey, hey, hey, send three Hayes and then he said back hi, and I said question and I sent just whole and he

and then he disappeared. Wait, I wouldn't tell a quick Roger's anecdote from what were in fire, I would think if he would be getting drinks, Rogers was like, I'll get around, goes to the drink and then he's up at the front of the bar and I see him myself. He's gonna need to help carrying them. I come up and I'm like hey, and you're like hey. I'm like, oh, do you need to help carry the drinks? What drinks? I was like, you were buying around? He has met

a boy and forgotten I gave him to drinks. That boy, hey, and that boy was Big Bro, Big Bro. I didn't know my god legend in the pod. I've had Big Bro two times. Since me and Big Bro, our relationship has continued, and can we talk about your whole around his girl idea. You've continued to flesh out the big Bro dynamic. Have there any surprises for you as an actor living in this page? Yes? Actually yes, this piece

of immersive theater. When he hucks me sleep no more bitch, he calls me buddy with hardy he says, buddy, nothing will be a little bro though. Budd is like it hits the ear on he likes calling me his little buddy. He likes calling me his little bro. He likes one time it was son, you know, and honestly it all works. What is a big brother if not a dad in waiting? You know? That's that's from one division, right, that's from

the first the first line. First, it's the first line of Power of the Dog, the voice over what is a what is a big little guy? Enjoy my film room. Hi, it's me Jane Champion and I'm about to roll out my incredible new film that I re directed, and it's called the Power of the Room. Enjoy cunning, Enjoy Kristin dirts Jesse Flakins fade in What is a Big Brother? If not a cut to the Desert Stays direction. It is so much desert screens at this point comes up

on screen. Well, it's narrated by Jane Champions, and she's sort of like she sort of got to strift on her lap, like licking her fingers that has crossed his legs. She is acting the piece, darling dick if the other faded Carston enters, you're literally licking your fingers, flipping the object work pages. It's really good, sort of works like an iPad fingers, but he turns the pages as if it is an iPad. This is a wet iPad that Jane Champion is doing. Hey, listen, who's perfect here? Okay,

who's perfect here? And object two improv legends. No, you shut up by my show. Are never on the night and you never will be on hair. Dang, you were never on hair. I was on mot night, honey, where you don't have to actually be good. I guess what, and I still thry A lot of are asking your narrative is I didn't make Carol Night, and now I have a podcast? Bitch? Was never on a house see him? Okay, and now he's one of the biggest stars in You're

sucking his dead trying to get him in your fucking honey. Okay, it comes out his contract negotiation comes out. Yes, we did suck boen cocket to get him into the film when he wanted a double wide banger trailer and his cock sucked every more double banger from his two big bros. What happened was I showed up too, said, I said, okay, yeah, no, everything's good. I go home, and then all the p a's talked to Larry Charles the director, and Josh and

Aaron go. Bowen's furious because you guys haven't stucked his dicken, and he's threatening to walk. Larry Charles says, I went through this on Borat Listen, you're gonna have to suck his colleague. Get right into the jeep wrangler and drive over to Bowen's hotel and suck him right off. And how was it? You know, kind of kind of cool, like I think, I let this. This is the next conversation piece, all right, And so that one's done. Okay, thank god. I love this is so I love and

I as you Okay, Okay. I feel nothing when I get my dick sucked now, honestly true, I'm not someone who loves. I'm like it's it's really like declined because if you're bad at it, I will get That is false. But getting head is low lower on my sex activity list. Remember when it was ranking what I love, it was pretty high up there for a while though, for like the community I feel, I'd say to me, it can be the most still can be the most successful sex

someone's really good at it. Yeah, I find myself to be so whole driven. I find my mouth but a whole wait, but not in waiting. That's from one division from the second episode the first one. Cha Champion wrote that, no, but I always feel like I don't know, I'm just so excited to get into that and not even I mean that I have to funck. But I tend to like having my ass eating more than getting my ducks dick suck, duck sick. And I like and I like eating as more than sucking. I love it, asked, is

one of my favorite things? Period me to a period Brown up straight, the way you rolled back their eyes like you're Audrey Hepburn herself. Well, I have been Julie Andrews. No, no, Audrey Hepburn's talking about one position directed by Jane Champion and Jimmy What a storied career, the one Jane Hollywood favorite. We're good at letting a bit rest, aren't we? Yeah? Yeah, not. That's that Harold Knight training. That's the Harold Knight let

the bits fly. It's lost culture stuff. Let me turn it to you, because you've been asking a lot of questions. I'm not getting a lot of answers. I didn't hear no true nor no false from you. He's by by positing. I feel like that's my person favor fair. I understand that he said, with time, you've just forgotten. Yeah, I'm stupid, No going last with you? No, Well, yeah, we need to acknowledge that we are changing sexual being. I call call me a butterfly, okay, because I used to butterfly.

Butterfly to be that's culture, that's real culture. Number ninety four call me a butterfly because I used to be a cocoon. Ye say that, say that that. It's very site specific because some people are like, all we want to do is have oral sex, and some people you're like, we wouldn't even go near this, We wouldn't go near that activity. And now I'm going, I'm not always in a namal mood, so that's not always on the tape.

That's totally now I'm getting case by case, but now I'm not always in a oral Let me say that just stroking dons with this note can be an a plus. You don't call it what it is. Mutual masturbation de stigmatized the frauding that and I like sometimes when you that's the plan where someone's like I'm into this, I'm in and we go or we intend to just masturbase and that's what we do, and we and we leave and we say, I'm literally better six of my life.

I'm not even kidding you. Like I recently made back to go on a date and we were going to eat wings and fraud, and I was like, that's what I did. I did this with my I hang loose. He hang loosed with that good because unlike a lot of dates, you know you're not going to bed hungry, and you know you didn't catch nothing. You didn't You can't catch nothing. You can't stuff honey. You can't even catch a cold. You can't even catch a cold, and

he certainly can't catch feelings. One of the worst. When I need a vaccine, can hey, hey, can I just raise my hand? I don't know who's Mr Fougie. Can I get a vaccine from my feeling? I don't skimp on the boothster, Yeah, funny, please, you know what I say that, You know what I say, A feelings vaccine? Put it in my toy man. Start like I got a Johnson and Johnson from my feelings, So good luck.

I guess what A new variants just around the corner of feelings yeah, it's called, uh, the summer, so summer summer because let me tell you something, and let me just put this to the girls now that now that all my girls are here, when you summer vary, when you start to see guys with your shirt with their shirt, you start to start to get a track. You really

do like to look at a nice leg. Look at the leg in this room, because you know who's got the most iconic calves, and they're they're being decentered a little bit by me, by Lord Michaels. I said, hey, make the calves drop a little bit. I feel like my calves are low on the legs start destroyed by the new calves in town. Absolutely. You know how porn stars or other people will make sort of mold of their penises, So people, can you need to make mold of the calf before they go. And I'm sticking a

red ship, yeah is your question. You couldn't ship them because they weigh twenty pounds each. Eron's not Aeron's not stick too heavy for a plane. He's not sticking the calf up his asks like sort of longitudinally. He but he goes, he takes he takes the wide part of the cap and then puts it up against the whole latitude. Okay, favorite body part you have? Go I think you literally asked this. You literally asked this. The second episode they were on what you said, what is your favorite body part?

I don't I have deep memories of That's fact. When it was about culture, you know, we have to talk about stuff like this. Now it's just noise. Now it's sort of a drone. Just been screaming over each other since the beginning of this episode. I love I'm obsessed. It's the meise. I'm obsessed. I'm obsessed. I have a the fun new thing that happened and I would love to tell everyone about it. So basically I was in

talking everybody. You know how oftentimes when you're typing into a phone, auto correct to say Jane Campi and you say Jane Champions, very similar to thank you. So in the group chat, Patrick Rodgers, who as one of the one eating the most seed of every feed to honey, you laid the feet down, he tried to say. He tried to type in I'm obsessed and I miss you, and it said I'm obsession. I kiss. So Now, whenever you love something, you have to say obsession. I kiss.

Oh my god. When I saw obsession obsession, I thought you really introduced everybody? Have you? Have we introduced this yet? Well? I don't know what you're talking about. How could I possibly can I say something? I can't read your fucking mind. Here we go a dendem. It's free. Oh what is this? Okay? Why don't you? Why do you? Why don't you have a red bull? It's free? Free, stuck my dick? Free? Free? Yeah, hey, get a better attitude. It's freak. Like this is new lexicon.

I think it's new culture. Like like, I think we're we're gonna I'm gonna try to use this more in my everyday life. Hey, hey, shut the funk up. It's free. Shut up, it's free. I like that. Now. It feels like I'm kind of like forcing, you know, it feels good in my mouth. I don't mind being forced. It's free. Honey. I think it's working. I think it's I think it's catching on. It's going to be everywhere. We're talking Dubai,

we're talking, we're talking Korea. Everywhere. In your movie movie Change Champions, Desert, Desert, they're gonna bann your movie in a lot of America, even the lead of the free, even the land free not so free anymore? Ain't it that Cheeto can't get out of the m office? He's still chet right out? Honey. I hate that chip out. I hate that you even brought him up, because sometimes it feels like there's nothing we can do to get that Cheeto out of office. We got, we lose the

Cheeto we gave Ale. Was it you guys that made up the Pringle? Aaron, that's Aaron Jackson. He said, get that damn Pringle into office during the election, and you know that Pringle. What kind of chip is Kamala? Do you feel comfortable? What kind of chip is Kamala? Where's Kamala from? I don't know. I want to say California, California. What's what's like avocado chip? The police officer of chips, vinegar,

don't nut chips? That's really good? Damn Oh, she has to be something piggy, something piggy, you know, like pork. She's poor. We landed there, but vice presidents aren't really in the office, so she's she's not really a chick. They live in that stupid house. Pence was a glass of milk, you know, like glass of milk and Cheeto car.

Someone someone dared me on Twitter and they said, like when Mike Penn said his thing about like how Donald Trump was wrong about how Mike Pence could have overturned the election whatever, someone tied me and goes, Mike Pence basically just I don't think so honey, And I was like, I don't think it's got to be a block for me. Can you imagine if Mike Penn said I don't think so honey, do we think that? Then you then you've jumped.

I think that's how you know. I want us to fast forward to the anytime someone does want to use I don't think so honey in a different context. It has to have it has to crest the hill of like girl bossing us like gate keep, like it needs to be an ironic term. But like, I don't know when that will happen. You guys got to take the reins on your fans. Everyone you need you've given them to start telling them no, stop saying I don't think it's free. It's free, Okay, okay, take care of yourselves.

Now they're taking what is it, strawberry to needs care Strawberry needs care. Have it? Have we not had an episode since Strawberry to needs Care. I don't know. I don't know what can we do one in? I don't I really have lost all concepts. That's from from Drag season. Strawberry on her Strawberry would and then we're saying about the little I keep thinking she's texting, but she's from New York. Um. The one that's in the new season Jasmine. Yes,

Pat said, Jazz needs care. Strawberry is her nurse. Strawberry that comes in with a nurse. Honey, I was where you were. That was like, honey, I wore an afro of squirrels because I was afraid to appropriate. I've been where you fit. Come here. Mame comes in and his little house, these dolls comes to the Chubber's little house.

I made it. I made my home. Remember one Utica Queen was an A List star for eight months of the yes of the years, there was there was a time in our lives when Utica Queen, he was going into an AM season. We come to a remembers were at Kennedy Center honors Utica Queen. That was one of those incredible knights of my life. Oh my god, it was Brooks talk about Queen. When did that incredible little lip sync contribute? Stated, I thought that was beautiful. Oh

that was amazing night. That was an amazing night. My love getting invited to the Queen. I'm touched by that invite and by the night as a whole. I just I'm so excited to be It just makes me really excited. You know, we did Queen because she's an ass. She's huge. Queen still season and still talking about. Girls can't stop talking about you to Queen. Rule of culture number zero. But the girls can't stop talking about to Queen when they bring her back, like Vanjee, they come in, I'm

waiting for that. Why not? Why not bring back you to Queen? She's the best queen? Can I guarantee to you. Queen would not have the chocolate, You would have the gold But I would want to hear her say I get the ticket. I would I would rather hear her say I got the golden ticket. Strawberrita Aaron is Strawberry. I know. But there's a friend. I have a friend who lives in this city at Los Angeles who looks even more like Strawberry to and I was getting texts,

but he really does look a lot. But I think I think it's bones. It's bones and big mouth. At the end of the day, you can't say she doesn't have bones. She's got a lot of bones. Someone someone who doesn't have the bones I want, you want, then it would be a different Listen to me, it would be a different thing if I had the bone in

the length that Unica Queen has. This is why, at the end of the day, I envy strawberrit to I want to be her that I'm not even Strawberry, that strawberry that needs envy, So like, who do you aspire to be? And Oprah up and here, up in here, and I'm sure we've talked about many times to the to the little Princess. Oprah said to the were you yes? The little silence? Silence? What a great question, I mean, really beautiful. The ladder, the ladder, and then she had

Adele up on top of the observatory. Spatory said, ms Adele, Mama, you're coming to my house. Yeah. I love that. I love whenever Oprah doesn't interview like that, because they're sitting in her massive backyard and she's like over there, the Rose Garden, which is famously in the White House Rose Garden and she and I think she asked it. She was like, do you drink tea? And adel was like of and then then she was like, I have a teahouse and they cut to a huge home for tea.

She was a little house like Strawberita has. She was living running a muck with Chip and something. Oh was letting Adele know that she's that girl, and she was like so. Oprah said to Adele, oh, you drink you like to drink tea. I have it every morning. And then she said you have you have a good glass of sea. I have a house to tea and Adele says game recognized game guy mcnas guy. I think it's amazing. I think that's amazing. That's my Adel. I think that

you're amazing, Like you're amazing coming into the teahouse. Was getting emotional, getting emotional thinking about it. Reminds me of my good friends. Got me emotional. I'll think of bus On Okay, emotion, thank God about her next album is entirely about Britta Filter about that one night, so somebody else just went to pieces. Oh Jesus Christ, Jesus Jesus Christ, Sir Christ herself dropped right down from heaven and wakes in the game bar went to Tiny's town night at

pieces and everyone Christ of doll, Jesus, We're sorry. You have to see this. So I looked up and I said, Jesus, Jesus, Jesus, honey, after what the daddy did to him, and this culture suck, honey, chops are on their way out. Jesus is on their way out. Jesus had daddy issues, And JESU, get on your feet, get theake it happened, Get on happy. You bet if you didn't get on your feet at home, pause the thing and get on your feet in your car. A horrible crash stand up in your car opened the

moon room. I wonder if we've ever been responsible for a car accident or death completely If you have listeners, girls, I need to a to see and talk with you girls about how much every day I think about Jennifer Lopez at the inauguration doing let's get let's get loud in America. The beautiful. I think that's one of the

moments of culture. I think we have to I think that really is the one of the most beautiful and the Great Global Songbook, The three d Songs of the Great Global Song America America, the Beautiful parentheses Jennifer's version, yea Loud, Let's get then, and the Home of the That's really what follows and beautiful for Free, and they're like, is real? What if? What if someone got the whole national anthem right and then said the free I'm a land free. I have a question. Okay, in this vein

what what little what little thing are you dropping? Are you dropping between your national Yes? What is yours? Get loud? What is your Lets get loud? I'm gonna go yeah, okay, okay, you have one, you got it? Yeah, okay, do it. Let me go hold the land beautiful, beautiful? I did wrong? It would be then how does it end? I'm sorry, I don't. I don't even know. The whole ship is graced and crowned like good with brotherhood from sees you shining, see spice up your life. That's fine. I would do.

Oh god, this is hard, but I will say so much about the person I would do. You know. In the Celandian song all by Myself, when she goes, I would go this key this theories tracing every perfect original, key perfect, pitch perfect, pitch hold on, it's better take your time, take your time. It took her time to

more free anyway. Can't you believe that take your time it was going to actually happen in the fild that Whitnaker had the best joke on that threat, where he texted the press release and said he needs this moment because you know character. Yes, and I think because Cynthia, who is perfect, is alphaba, it would feel weird brilliant. I think she did say she she did that thing that she was well. I think it was like not between the two. She literally was like I left silly

on the stage. Yeah, and I had so if I took her with I'm so emotional. I'm so emotional about it. This is my sense. Okay, No, I had to. I had to leave it behind. Talker home driving to these dragging something into the teahouse. Come, who might might the ankle? Cynthia isn't being dragged. Now that we discussed pop culture, continue the okay, okay, there you go, um and for the leg and up the wee yeah and the hoodlading in we don't talk about, we don't come. I immediately

started shrieking, moving song. Well, it is the most famous song of all time. It is the nost famous song of all time. Man Wells, we don't talk about and we don't talk about Barnard Bartner, Jane Champion Manuel. When Bruno accept the Oscar, he's gonna say, I have to thank Jane Champion Manuel. An incredible song for me, and I've and I've sing it power Yes, I sing it only with the passion of Jane Champion lyrics. And let me say to you, Jane Champion, Manwell, I will never

be satisfied. Satisfie for me. Well, I gotta know it. I got another. I gotta the wickedly design Free is on the level of what you're talking about. Let's get loud, wickedly talented Free, take your time, original key FROs and frats, oh around three. You pick the right moment, you pick the right moment of the song to put in three new kies mix Aldian mode. I was looking for that word. She hasn't gotten her three and she's the one who did.

I think this is the first episode that our listeners are going to be actively upset, Honey, I don't you don't think I think they're upset lot more than you think. The filth uth for you, be honest, honest, give us notes, give us, give us y'all, y'all have constructive notes. Give us the constructive notes, construct constructive podcast, Yellow Legal, Pa. We got some great notes. Okay, So the organic opening was really feeling. You're okay. I mean Aaron Jackson was

famously our improv coach. But I gotta say, U c B is on the brain for a lot of people again, honey brain, I think, I think, honestly, bring it up. I think maybe, and you guys don't have to. You guys can reject this if you want. But I think with the announcement of the film, everyone be going I remember when I saw that, and now I think everyone's kind of rummaging through their UCB memories away it's going Land of the Free and the Home of the Herald

is started in Chicago and brought to New York. But the used to before, but not to not to get real, not to get real, because we've talked about this before. That was a time of our lives and this is what I say to make it about us. Just like that is one of my favorite four chapters of Like Us going to Barracuda after every twin Like just like that chapter of Our Lives is a chapter I blessed.

It is actually blessable. It is blessable. And like I was talking to someone about and we've shared this anecdote and nazame on this podcast, especially when when the two Dods come back, but we go, but I always go. We would go to these shows at Barracuda after sucking. Identical twins like Josh and Aaron would crawl the queers who would come see the u c B shows. We'd go to Baracu and watch but watch Bob and then we would all turn which on. They go, this is

the funniest comedy show in the city. And then I would say thanks for inviting us out, and they would say, you're not going home and I would say, what do you mean. I have to get home. I have big day tomorrow. And they would corner me and the and we really did all have day jobs that were out till three am on two days. Well, you guys would corner me and at the pool table. I was trying to tell you that like you do not like us. We I feel like we've became just personalities can I

say we were. We were in real jeopardy there for a while. Oh you're saying you became You're like, well, they had colored blazers interviewing and going into Sunday like not Sunday, you did Sundance. But just like early podcast era, like located in time for me that you were doing. This was seventeen Cheeto Cheeto was around, glass of milk was around, Oh you know the SNL for SNL. But it was um like the pot had been like three pot was starting to become a fit two years old

at that point. Yeah, a little bit of a thing. And that was that the discovered that the girls were good at talking, and so they said, why don't you come talk for us to like random people at the Tribeca Film Festival. Very study green, Um, congratulations on whatever it is you do an improvised line. Never it is you do one of the great lines, one of the great lines. And it was or non written or non and and yeah, and man I talked about this today

on the drive over. We were like, wow, like, what a weird time in our lives when we did that. We're chatting about how was the drive I was drafficked? We we actually were did you take the five? Did you take the five? We actually were get this forty minutes late to something this morning because I had to get my Oh my god, did get your asking? Do you want to do you want to sort of talk about this? Sure? Surely sort of only sort of talk

about really bringing such gravitas to this. I just want to make sure that I'm having such fun with my sisters. I'm forgetting about the crazy, the trauma from last night. I've got my phone stole in the cloud. Oh yeah, pick a poka, pick up artful Dodger. You do you have a moment when you think it occurred or truly just like who knows? Truly? Who knows? Too crowded? I was like moving through the crowd and then there was no squid game bump into you moment. Now I wish

there was. I wish no artful Dodger. Well, it happened at high Tops. I don't think it happened a high Tops. I think it happened at heart. Well, let me just say that whole really bounced around crawl as this is we I feel like it's completely flipped over from the last time I've been there. I bet I bet there's so many new girl whoever is blazing Saddles gone? It is wow. Sometimes you just need to see a boy dance and chaps like you gotta go to New York

for that. Now Saddles lives proud and free. I have never been to the one in New York. I have but only like once or twice went time with Ben Leary. Oh it was fun. I missed. What are the kings of? What are the we home mainstays that are still around? Well, the thing is well the Abbey people. That's like for like mom, there nine parties moms in their nineties. You

could even go ahead and call them grand moms. Now, I didn't say that these are women mothers whose daughters didn't have kids or sons, right or Endy's come on, come on, come on. But what I want to say is that high stash heart, there is an issue. I never heard of a shoplifting shop, the blousters up on hangers and the girls coming to the bar. I'm now realizing we were recording with Well Farrell before this to do this thing we're doing, and I called it shoplifting

a million times to him. Anywow, he was like, because you were talking about the phone with we were talking about the phone. I was just because you didn't see it doesn't mean conversation shoplifting. I really don't. Was this not on the pod? You're saying off pod? You said this mad out that mention of shopless fiddling with one button? What are we gonna do for fire? Almost because the hen the coop needs to get back to go. There's there's a there's a coope house. Okay, actually that is happening.

That it is happening. I have to sign the least. Okay, bock. That was one of the most I've ever had. I think it was the best week of my have we had. I thought I got I'm not joking. I thought I got nodes from that trip because my voice did not recover until August and we went in the beginning of July. I was like, I got no. I was about to go get scoped, screaming, screaming. Um Zadaran's theme center after an Emmy nomination probably was the talk about adele bitch,

that's that the nodes are happening. No emotional. I was so emotional. I busted Queen hasten nation. I'm so motion about screaming. I watched busted quick Irans, I got some motion. I started screaming about that trans were head electrics right before I still that was Cynthia. Cynthia. That was more Cynthia than Yeah, that was That was one of the I don't think that that anything in my life. Is it sad to say this will top that? And that

was one of the most joyful weeks. We're pretty sad to say that it was a perfect week, a perfectly it was perfect. It was we were so fucking annoying we were, I mean it, and I loved it. I'm saying this, bro, I'm not saying this as a read on us. I loved how annoying we were. But we weren't even that. We we only cared about ourselves. We weren't disturbing other people that we were were No, no, no, there are were There are those fucking people on fire islands.

We kept ourselves mostly who like, barge into any old house and you're like that, but any bar we were as if everyone's annoying unking of bike corns. Yeah, we were laughing at head at let me go over to the ice palace. We are fullyet. We eat into busted, honey. We turned the party out and busted and busted loved it. That was a thunderstorm and that was the thunderstript when she went for three our three hours, that was one of the best. That was one of the best watching

busted for three hours. Round out, we did grown out brown out. Also for being I mean, we could be annoying whatever. I was still meeting my husband every hour. You met many husbands. I met a lot of husbands that week. I love buy you met buddy. I mean I met big buddy. I'm his little buddy, buddy, And I'm glad we didn't get that round of drinks so that you could have big brow in your life. No, it all was that big brow at that Oh my god, hey,

or it was out that was so funny. I really was supposed to get I say, his eyes as if he'd never met me. Hey. I was like, do you need help with the drinks? What drinks? I'm a stranger to him. He's so confused. You came, what do you mean? Remember? Do you remember the other time we walk about the other time we were getting pizza for dinner and you were like, had pizza in our hands and You're like, but should we go into pavilion. There's like a thing there.

We're like, we have pizza, We're going home. You're like, but a guy just gim me and he's in there. We're like, well, then you can go. I'm not bringing pizza into pavilion and the boodles. What did I end up doing? I think I think you would. I think

you have the pizza. Aaron. Couldn't you share the story of of Whittaker making because we never none of us because you who did the pod from there, which must have not We've not talking, so no one in the house could cook, almost to the point where it was dangerous. Little we could. Cereal was sort of like this is hard and study green and time Mitchell teamed up on a meal. They did all the r but Whittaker was like,

I'm going to make tuna for everyone one day. And then I came in and was like, maybe this is a good day. Not not not not Tona, I'm gonna up some raw tuna. No. No, he was like, I was like, hey, today might be a good day to make tuna salad and I and he said, oh, well, I just bought a sandwich and I said we can have it for dinner. Andy for dinner. You can make us lunch now a little did little dinner salad cut did it's very evil you? Yeah, it's very evil. Had

you so e evil? You call city yourself artful? Dog? Take the tea house? So you don't think it was high top? You think it was hard. I think it was hard. And where is hot words? Really it's really it's high top. Also knew I never replaced something, but

it's still there. Is next to hibar still around. I pray, yeah, we should be actually that week we can actually do when you guys should you guys must kind of do one little sweep through and I like, really wear a body back, not a body bag, wear a cross body back, your bodyguard, bring your body back when he kills the thief. I remember when people are tweeting it, you know, reply to them. No, no, no, no, it's no hard, no heart, I do I do love to respond, no heart, no,

I want to love. Give flowers to someone in the room for using Twitter right all along? Which was which is which? Which one is to not use it? It's both of these girls. Josh is never but you never had a porn on, did you? I have created one because of because because of my sister's advice. But that's my only Twitter experience has used Twitter correctly the entire time,

which is just to follow porn accounts. Well you your account was like sort of a real account and neither real one, and I would do the year, and then I deleted it during the year. I said I cannot be then account, and then I yeah, and then I'm probably around that for them. Yeah I made an account. Yeah yeah, yeah, Well we had to get That's how we got through. We got through. I should look how much money I spent on only fans. It's a thousand dollars I'm giving away. I bet that. I never feel

like I'm not spending money in a good way. But it's just I probably don't have to be subscribed. I really, you know, they get you. Once you're on someone's channel, you see all the thing, you get bored. You gotta re subscribe in a couple of months. I'll give virtually anyone one month, like any person ever jerked off to ever. I like, if I see creative only fans And that was a really good point. Any of our friends, who can he pay you if you don't have it only

I say again, who says I don't have one? Drop the link? Drop the link? Yeah? But if he dropped it, because they doing a bit when we're trying to tell you something that can improve your life, If only he doesn't, you are corner. You're hard. You don't even know what Hey, you don't know from hard? You really don't what is hard? If not soft and waiting three change champions. I'm just saying we tried to help you, and you unhelped make your only fans link public. If you want w w

dot only fan dot, come slash me? Who here would start? At first? I was about to ask the same the same thing, Yeah, I think about it. I'm a horrible pig from how yeah do you identify as? Yeah? Gage? What makes you a pig? What makes someone a pig? Because there's a pig sitting right here? Asking art community and the king community were being pretty specific, being connotated with like loving cock, loving to serve, collecting loads, collecting loads. I'm being me, I'm not like a pig like that.

I'm being foisted this label. I think on the apps pig, people are calling me pig to your day. Someone was like, I don't know, hey, you look you look good in that outfit. I was like, oh, thanks, and wearing like this because you have to like to course, I think he looked that's a piggy, and so I I don't I don't begrudge. I'm not confused at the um person. Those are not mutually exclusive. Me a pig for sure. I've seen Babe Piggy wish when she sings a valid

Kate Stole is gorgeous. Piggy is gorgeous. She's one of the most beautiful in the world. Was beautiful fighting Piggy Cleopatra Elizabeth Taylor as Hermione Goblet of Fire four um when she comes the fourth Goblet of Fire Jessica Rabbit FOURTHO. Guys, I forget your gay Thank you Lupia in the blue dress with the oscar. A guy today said, um, you look great in that thing. I was like, thanks so much.

He goes and then he goes, p eig, I bet you, I bet you'd look good if I bought you a skirt and like started to like that to me is even more sissy. Yeah, that's it's not pig is pretty mask and left right, and so now I'm like, okay, I'm getting here dissonant thought? Did these dissonant? This person is around? Here's the pig in a skirt, no piggy herself. Here's the easiest way to understand pig honey, you're it, um Gomera, the angel comes down. You don't suck the angel.

You want angel to fuck you. I'd be a pig for the bottom. But I want to sniff the angels pits. You want to sniff those winged pits. Yes, if we could do any of this stuff, as long as we have an honest conversation about it beforehand and we really make sure that we're on the same page. Preach. Oh, I thought you were gonna go like tie this back into like that night that they what. I trusted them

and looked Roger Gomera trying to enforce consents. Girls, have we talked about like I actually was like a dark I was edited out of the Bible. I played a character, Matthew that stepped up to them. You did you ever read it? I think maybe your rest you are cut, but you're in babe, I've read it. I was cut. You're the first book of the New Tests. You were Matthew, are right? And I'm asking and so I came in and I was like, hey, guys, before before we do anything, like,

are we making sure that we're using clear language? And they cut me out. I think they thought it wasn't fun enough for the Bible. They're like, we got to kind of clip it all the Bible. The Bible is so clippy because the new tests that kind of kind of moved tell us the same story four times. That's but yeah, rash exactly, that's it's giving the first four Gospels. That's given. Jesus. Don't look away anymore. Look on the pod. We're talking about you do Jesus. Jesus, we invite, don't apologize.

I apologie. This is a call in jes take hands, Jesus, take with the kids. Jesus take the kids. Suicide, suicide. It's time to move on to I don't think so, honey, because actually it was really rude. Josh and Aaron said to us in the in the email, they were like, well, we have we have a herd out, remember one minutes to setting. Wait, what are you guys that you haven't dinner with your agents? Is that really is that you haven't dinner with Fred? Tell him? I said, hello, do

you think that Cody Smith McPhee would jam out with us. Absolutely, that's haven't seen the movie. But people are saying this. People are saying Strawberry is Aaron that twinkets to me. People are saying it's not not it's not not. I think pictures it's different bones than Strawberita. But it is ultimately, and this is what I'm saying to you, not gay

in real life. When I when I saw it in his like they do those little things where they get nominate for an oscar and they're like, Wow, what an amazing, surreal moment. I want to thank everyone. Um he thanked to my girlfriend and I was shook. It's like when I don't want to catch COVID's been plastic dividers on the ground the horse between that's better. It will be a shame if you now caught covid. Idiot and that

was a visual. Such an idiot. You're such an idiot sometimes, all right, So I guess this is I don't think so honey, Um, this is a one minute segment. Um that is, etcetera. You know what, I'm gonna think something that it's really been taking me off. Well, I have something because I have something trying to off I have something. Matt, Matt has something. Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so many's time starts now. I don't think so, honey.

Unsending messages fucking stand in your truth. When I say you send a message on Instagram, it really upsets me. I want to see what it was, honey. And the fact is you don't never even know who it is that unstend? Is that true? And also not for nothing, y'all, but I am I have my phone in my hand all the time, so they're gonna unsend. No, it's possible that I saw that you said I've caught girls before, and I'm saying, I don't think so, honey. Why signing

if you're going to be unstending. I was like, be more confident in the first place. I don't think so, honey. Also, I guarantee I wanted just to read it. Yeah, all my Instagram followers are my community, are my favor my friends, my family to hear what you're saying. And if it was a nude, don't unsend. And I have a feeling a lot of them are nudes that people get. Sorry, but a little shy about it act So, honey, I want to see that. I do think so, honey, your

nude and that's one minute. I think you got a girl recently because I saw them ask what was that brand of poppers you told me about? And then I opened it. It was gone, no clue. I responded to nothing, double scorpio. Who are you trying to funk? And they're like, sorry, I got shy, and I was like, don't be. There's no such thing as shyness. On DM, we've already talked about Popper's. I r L. Why you shy now? Why you shy? Now? Why you shy now? She's a great actress.

Why are you shy now? Oh? Did you see her talking about? What did you say? She's young, but she's really good. Why you while you said drink, I don't drink, Kate, I'm of a coffee. I'm more of a coffee. I expressed that, and Oprah says, let me show you to my coffee house. And I was just like Oprah cam it why he was not intimidated by Oprah? She told her to Cannon on air, Why you was the Oprah of her country? Oh? Why he was nine years old? She's she drinks cotty and she's an Hotey. Iran loves her,

Korea town loves her, loves her. She's a former and esthesiologist. House of shy. Now of course her drag name ansthesia. What's the is there a just spelled? And okay, I got it? I was. I felt like there was, but I wasn't seeing And that was the last name? Latitudinal? Latitudinal? Did Jane Champion not win nothing for the piano? Not win nothing? She won a package and Brodie one right climbing on the chairs. You're thinking of it and honey, let's beautiful. If you stop, if you stop clucking, I

can tell you the answer. Which she want a screenplay? Oscar? Okay? She sometimes I need to nake and she has an oscar to cover herself with. Okay, I think she's gonna win for power of the what is it? Power of the room, the room, power of the room, power of the room. Jane Champion, Kirstana dunt Carston darn and then Jesse plus we need to talk about is that is

not nominated for It's not They didn't submit it. They didn't know that it was submitted a different song from Why would they think it was going to be the number one song in the world. It shouldn't be. It's of a bad culture that that's the market still or has something come maybe Jane Champion, Miranda Manuel, Sorry, Manuel's kicking herself or not? The kickers, Yeah, they must be feeling.

So I'm literally looking to see what's on top of the billboard hot one hund right now, to see if it is in fact, we don't talk about No Bruno, we don't talk about and I am getting the answer. Okay, it's coming in that this is coming. The number one song in America is still we don't talk about on this February, Gladlinds finally catching a bread. I'm Gladlin's finally from the drama Billboards Pirates, I have something. This is bill and Yanks. I don't think so Honey and Her

time starts now. I don't think so Honey is small? And Testine, why you gotta bend around for me? So rude? I'm gonna be so small compared to what if I'm if I'm eating a meat ball, you if I'm shipping out the meat ball in day ate that small? Okay? And I want to brag about how big my small testines are. But then I undercut that claim by calling it the small intestine. And that's where all the bugs live, all the viruses thrive, the bacteria swim. I need you

to cool it, be something simpler, be less scary. You're like an alien living in my body. I didn't sign up for this. I'm not sign up to have a small intestine in my body and sit with it every day and my body and I think I did not consent to having this. Oregon give us Oregon autonomy. And now I don't want half the things inside my meat sect.

Remember before when I e favorite body part, at least every body part that you want out of your body intestine and say with me, girls, small bladder, bladder, you don't need it. What's the thing that explodes? Depend on your dick? On big Brother's face, No buddy, his name is Big Bro. Big Brother is a reality show Maven Brothers from four George orwell herself. I would be so horny that if I was, because what we would be because of aids. You say, it would be dead of cocaine.

Always being gay in the eighties sounds sounds very hard, and I'm being I'm sorry being real. It does sound really hard. It's hard, but you want to see, here's something harder than living through AIDS, living through the art based on it. Honey's great, proud of myself through the art. Yeah, you live through AIDS. I lived through angels, bitch, Oh my god. The inheritance both nights, honey. Oh, that's pretty good. I don't remember why that happened. It's a great joke.

That's really funny. It's a really edgy jokes. It's something like family guys. It's gonna yeah, honey, it's gonna be banned. It's gonna be it's like that like that. It's a joke like that the band in your country. I'll joke like that, joke like that in your country. And got I a joke. I love your phone one that is not that. The hips are like Bruno hips going yeah

like that. You would say, you cannot say in the after that, no, I'm not I didn't that's what I did my tongue that strawber I did not do that strawberry to that's appropriate. Your get up and it happen. Get in a cock cray for me. This feels good like for toddlers, you know, you get them standard watch Clue so fun. They love to stand. Okay, which one of you wants to go first? Oh god, I can go. Mine's not good. Thanks for bringing your A game to the Pope. I keep what mean you keep? Forgetting it?

You veterans. I completely agree with you. But because you're complacent, you come in here and you think it's gonna be some walk in the park, and you treat this like it's not a show. You treat it like it's hang out. It's not a show with a thousand listeners. It's true. It is crazy that I'm sorry, No, you're looking away from me. Do you feel intimidated? Like this is bad joke? Like that? Like that? Like that? This is this is Aaron Jackson's I don't think this time starts now. I

don't think so, Honey. When I get a pimple on my ass, what the hell? I am trying to have a beautiful ass to show the boys and girls of the country and the world, and then there's a pimple, and then it take a long time to go away because you can't The Creamson ointments are harder to use

on the ass than the face. I don't think so here I am at the club, pulling down the waist fair getting ready to get fucked against urinal and then the top saying, brother, that's his dinny little as day Here, I am thirties six years old with a pimple on my ass? What's the guy got d cling ass? I care if I wash it in the shower. I love the thing. I don't want to use to that by leisure. I'm too old for this. I have my vanity. I don't think so, Honny, pull on my as. That was

a beautiful, beatable hashtag. We've all been there. More of the angel come up? Say the city as you know. Yeah, you're trying to get fund to go and the angel turns your ass down. There's this get burned down by God? You're retten all on that cheek. What I identified with about your I don't think so, honey, was when you said that the ass was harder to reach than the face. I thought that was really true and you never that was That was the That was the part that I

identified with during your I don't think so? How do you can I ask something anything? Darling? I feel like we're your sisters. Thank you, sisters. I never feel like more of a fool gesture, then the clown square. Then when I'm trying to shave around my anus, I don't even do that. You get it wet. Well, I have a smooth cheeks, but there is hair in my ass crack, and there's hair in the crack, but I don't have the hair. And I've occasionally gotten a wax, yeah, I have,

very rarely, but it's a pros job. I love when I get taking blade to hold. I actually should commit myself to a regular wax, because I do always love it, but I don't. I should do professionally. We'll see. I don't know that I have one necessarily. But one time during sex, the person said the hair is getting in the wet and the and then it must be killed. Turned the trajectory of my life. I've taken to the top of the building and I'm throwing them off, happy

to murder them, happy to murder them. And now I'm like, well, now I have to keep it every day of the year, a smooth hole. They want the hairs pigs, very little pig hole pigs walking right away if they see. I don't think do all pigs like hair. I'm not put any We're gonna get torn apart. Thank god, I'm not there. Hannibal left the part what's that? You know? Whatever you said was perfect? I could I don't know to Hannibal in the look a Hannibal electric that someone gets eaten

and live by hogs because they're nasty. I'm literally I'm literally sitting here and I'm literally thinking there was a time my hole got harrier and what happened? I don't know. You were a baby even then, since you were a baby when you came up, I don't know. I just feel like it's weird. Like lately my whole has not been Harry. Okay, it's gotten less hair. I think it knows. I think my ale learned. That's great. I'm losing hair

on like my my lag. Well that's from socks and pants. Yeah, I guess your hands and so I think maybe it's the same you're supposed to be naked. I wear socks on my whole, so that's probably why I wear socks and pants on my whole. What do you have a distended what is it when you're when you're as probably I have a little piggy tail. Tanglow was a bubble to and fro free. I just thought it was Josh. Wasn't The soldiers are going, does your hang? What was

your whole? What was your whole? Honey? I I just thought it was. That's good. Okay, this is so good, girls, this is Josh, your love and support. Okay, we're ready to do from They have a Was it tie in about? Was it tying in a nut? Was it tying? Wasn't throwing up? Was it whole? Hey? Hell? Why was it? Why this is Josh sharps. I don't think it. Time starts now. I don't think so, Honey. The water in l A. You girls are like, huh, it's a desert, but yeah, you won't shut up about going to the beach.

The water is right there. Figure it out, Hollywood. You make Spider Man get nine. Guess you make Spider Man fly. You can't make water taste good? God, I've seen Wizarding World. Magic is happening a year, magic every day, And you can't make water. Y'all love to make juice. That seems harder. It's got fruit in it. Water. Water is only one thing New York can make water, and we are an

island of this. Honey. I need water bad. But there isn't any in this town that don't let me try some that tastes so bad, so bad, it tastes like a fucking little, fucking little pickpocket feet the whole harry little pickpocket, dirty hole day. I ain't no pigs. Get it. Get ahold of yourself, get ahold of your water, Los Angeles. And that's one minute, Wow, a thing to the whole town. I think they hear you alluding. I honestly have to say, go off because that was amazing, because you know, it's

really important to talk about what it is. Water World we all need. It's a world of waterfied way. What I identified with when during your I don't think the money was when you said, um that you've seen Wizarding World, because really true. If they can do World, they can figure out. I felt like I identified with you. And isn't the water World show also at Universal playing the water there? And that is a gaggy show. Everyone stopping. Go to Universal, get your ass to that show. We

should go tonight. I would go, are we going out? You know we pushed our flights a week to hang out. We should go to Universal. You guys, have I've never been, You've never been. I've never been a Universal. No, we're going. We'll go and we will see the water World show. I'm not telling you girls, I really do want to go to Universal, want to like the Prince of Universal. They know me, I'm sure they do, but that the

Duke of CityWalk sits before us. Do the minions come out with Yeah, they go Betana, and I'm like, shut up, I'm not here for you. And I say, hey, little fag hey, little fag hey, sweetle fags, get your overalls. But no, no, no, no no, I take it by it. I take it by the scruff's neck. Oh my god, I bet you showing up to City Walk and the Minion's coming out as like angels showing up to so it's like iverson and everyone recognized me. And then the minions I sort of like a joke, like that joke

like that is eating it. There's nine thousand tails and the snake is eating all of our guests. It was so good to have you. Thank you, thank you. As will always be in with a song. Yeah, we're still in with a song. Question Mark as always be in with a song. Great, you don't talk. Maga mixed of the episode. We don't talk about bru, get out, hoppy to get up, and theke it't happen, and the free