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Ding dong lost Culturistas calling. It's in nine am. Girl, this is the Morning Show. Loves the Morning Show. Yeah, I feel like I'm Bradley, I'm Chris right now? You feel like Chris, Honey, I feel like Chris every day of my life. The finale is tomorrow. I say, what's gonna happened with Chris? You know? I guess she got the Jennifer Andiston respare this spoon treatment where she disappeared for a full two episodes or whatever and then came back with the bench. I love that.
It's the Jennifer Aniston Reese with a spoon treatment and referring to the fact that they just won't be in episodes.
Sorry. The Jennifer Anderson resar with this spoon treatment is that you get to not be in every episode and you also get paid an ep salary. Exactly exactly, Here's what I'll say.
I like seeing that the girls were finally in a scene together and to see that they had some conflict. And this last episode, by the way, talk about this episode. And by the way, so when I say this last episode, I mean three h nine, the ninth episode, because now as of this episode being out, the finale will be out, so look for reactions for that later.
Yeah.
But the ninth episode of the show, I texted Bowen, I'm like, I don't know what happened, but this show suddenly.
Became a show prestige TV in the way that it always thinks it is.
But this this episode was such a knockdown, drag out.
Like you said, it finally works.
I guess I always feel it works, but this all of a sudden was like every scene had energy motion. You realize everything they've been putting in there like it's working out to suddenly I found myself eating my hat.
I think these third graders are in college. These third graders are in college, and they know that you need to get to episode nine in a season for it to really pick up. The second to last episode needs to finally be the thing that makes you go yes, the second last episode needs to go hard. Wait.
I'm also just noticing right now you have I'm sitting here next to Tom Seller.
Woh yeah. Is this is the most I've ever seen it growing. It's so I describe it as a pultry mustache. It's Paul Tel But I think I'm kind of into it. I think it's a vibe. But it has to go for professional reasons. I just I had the week off. I had the week off, and it went let me just try this girl. Yeah, well, it's definitely more grown in than I've ever seen it. I just I can't do you really step into the mustache yiche? I need to get back there. I think mustache for Christmas? What
is there any is? I think I'm going to start growing my stuff out.
So maybe this is a little bit of a spoiler, but I got put into drag by Trixie Mattel for an upcoming YouTube collaboration that we're doing this, I show.
You didn't show me. You said that you did a collab with Trixie. I'm going to show you me and Drag right now.
I'm not going to say exactly what the fantasy we were going for was, but I am going to say that I went over to Trixy's YouTube studio and basically, girl, that's.
Why I'm showing. Oh, I want to say what this is so badly. I mean I can't because no, no, no, it's such a spoiler. No, this is main dromat. Can you believe? That is ten out of ten? A plus? I am a go aghast, not a ghast. I'm a dog.
He's a gast and agog. Yeah, it's time with Trixie. But here's the thing about Drag. And I don't know why I thought I could kind of get away with this, but I was like, I can go over there and have some stubble. And I go over to Tricksy studio. She looks at me and she goes, well, girl, you need to shave, and I was like, no, but can't you you know? She goes, can I what?
Yeah? What did you think she could do? I don't know.
I just thought like I thought on drag Race, like sometimes like you do see some of the girls with stubble and then they go in their fantasy and they beat their face and like it kind of disappears.
I think I'm saying. I think they just don't show them shave it because they need to be over a thing. You know what I mean? Girl? This is how you know my co host is in the television industry. He knows a movie magic. Girl, don't even speaking of TV magic. But what do you think made it work? In three h nine of the Morning. I'm going to tell you this.
Every single scene it was like, well, first of all, the hat is.
Coming off to Reese. You think Reese listen. My takeaway, I'm sorry, I love Reese down, but my takeaway was finally Juliana gets to eat.
Well, they gave Julianna something to do, yes, And what I've realized is like wow, so basically like okay, So to give a little bit of what's going on, we famously know Bradley Jackson went to the insurrection to report on the ground, and she wore a hat over her gorgeous blonde naturally blonde. I can't say enough naturally blonde Bradley Jackson hair even though she's a redhead. She finds
her brother attacking a police officer. She just so happens to be rolling her iPhone on it, and they have a moment where she basically has caught her brother as an insurrectionist, a violent insurrectionist assaulting a police officer. Certainly he should go to prison, but she deletes the footage, thereby invalidating.
Her as a journalist. Basically, Yes, so Corey aka Billy Crudup, who is to this day giving one of the craziest performance on television. Well, he's so like, I love him. I love that his choice for this character is just caricature of TV exactly. Yeah, like talking in a way that is even more like I thought Succession became a parody of itself sort of by the end, the way that these characters talked and these like you know, oh, you're doing a vulture stab like they would just make
up terms like business terms that you'd never heard. It was an animal at Like the business terms on Succession were always animal verb, yes, bear, hug, vulture stab like whatever, And I'm like it's a line. Everyone's yeah, lion crawl whatever. Sorry, to go on that tantra. But then now Billy I think is so grotesquely cartoonishly a TV exect, evil businessman guy. Yeah, and I kind of think that it works. It finally works, it's working more and more. This is an Emmy winning performance.
He is playing network exact or head of this company if it were Patrick Bateman. Yes, and that is really perfect. But in this episode he fully sort of like starts to break down.
Greta Lee is popping off.
So basically, anyway, what you need to know is that Billy Crudup aka Patrick Bateman, psycho network exec, is in love with Bradley Jackson, and he allowed them to delete this footage so he said, I don't ever want to fucking talk about this again. Somehow, Julianna Margulize gets to typing and she finds out the whole thing that Bradley has done. This the way she finds out I think is actually well done because they all together to the league from earlier in the season. Yes, like it's actually
all sequenced perfectly. Like she finds out in an organic way that I think you know what they did well, Yeah, they did interface, they did like person using technology. Yeah, oh this is what you've been looking for, Like her searching through the text and the emails between Bradley and Corey to her finding out that how was that the insurrection? I'm like and that and that Bradley was like, that was actually really well done. It was very well done
in the Discovery. And I know what you're saying. So Bowen has famously been like, I don't like the way interaction with social media, texting, it's not reflected correctly in media this year, saying was maybe the first time in television history you've seen someone interact with First of all, the I message.
App on a MacBook with into it.
Everyone is doing. Everyone is texting on computers. It's actually really culture number fourteen. Every everyone is texting on computers.
I mean.
And then Juliana and Reese have this scene wonderful See where Reese comes home to Juliana. They are lesbian lovers, and Juliana basically puts it to her like I can no longer respect you, I don't love you.
Anybody sit in that chair? How do you sit in that chair?
And Reese has this moment where she goes to hug Juliana. Margalise and Juliana goes, stay away from me, and Reese goes okay, and then she realizes that Juliana is right, and she camps herself down with a second okay, and it sounds like this okay. I got mad and I was just like, this is so present, and dropped in and Juliana looks at Reese and mind you, these characters have had they've been together on the show, but they've had almost no chemistry.
Juliana goes, I thought we'd grow old together.
And I believe. I believed, there was no question in my mind. I was watching the downfall of television's greatest couple.
I don't even know what television's greatest couple that did not seem at all believable until its final moment. You don't know what you got till it's gone. Period there, Joni Mitchell.
Was right, and to speak of our Joni Mitchell, they are never ever getting back together, girl, Oh my god. And so that was just one scene of so many. Oh then really spoiler al for three or nine, and I can't tell you, like, if you're gonna get into what, you gotta get into it, because the finale is out now.
I am so.
Excited for whatever this is gonna because I heard it's so crazy and honestly, what.
Were the words that were said to you? I heard, craziest moment in television history? Are you serious?
Well, okay, so I mean it will not be the case, but I did hear that it's the craziest thing the show has ever done, which I also heard on the ground in bravocan.
Yes, oh my god, about whatever happens at the end of Salt Lake City Housewives, right, and you had alluded to this over text, and I'm really curious. We can't really discuss it on this show.
I don't know because literally so someone goes, someone ad bravocn it was, which I'll get into because it was truly like more Disney World than Disney World, to be honest with you. I was only there for two hours and most of it I was working, but I was looking around and I was like, God, I need to
come back here and just walk around. I didn't get the chance to, but they did an amazing job, like if you love Bravo walking around and just seeing like the museums of props from like everything that they've done. But on the ground, like people were talking about They're like, do you know what happens at the end of soul? Like, do you know what happens at the end of soul?
Like this was like scuttle that at the con.
It has to do with whatever a phone call it is that Heather gets right, And I think I can surmise that it has.
To do with Monica, Monica Garcia, Monica Garcia, something about the mom. I don't know if it's the mom.
I don't know if it has to do with Deen Shaw, but it's something that affects all of them in a way that it's like makes Heather go, are you serious?
She goes, how could she do this to us? Go go go go. No, guys, guys, guys, guys.
But apparently it's that insane. But just to loop it back, Bradley Jackson resigns from the UBA EVWS and she breaks down while she's resigning on television and no one knows why she's doing it, and I said, you better propel us into the finale. Meanwhile, John hamm is obviously the most evil person in the world. Jennifer Anison is what digmatized. We are seeing digmatization like we've never seen it on screen.
Before. I don't think i've seen digmatization since Adam and Hannon on Girls.
We need to at some point perform the scene, which is Bradley Jackson telling Alex Levy that she's concerned about whether or not she can be obductive about John Ham, because Jennifer Anison's like, well, basically okay, So again, this is the craziest shit that's ever gone on. John Ham, who's just bought Uba, wants to sell the company and he's like basically taking Alex as his like partner in starting a new network. So he goes, bring whoever you want,
bring Bradley. So she goes, you have to come with me to this new company, and Bradley Jackson's energy is basically like okay, like for sure, yeah, but like, sho you trust this guy? I heard he's bad news, he's evil Alex and Jennifer Anison dust her whole thing, oh oh wow, oh okay, oh so you oh I see now you're unbelievable. And Bradley's like Alex like what like what are you doing? Like why are you being like this?
Like can you trust them? Are you stigmatized? And they have this whole like sort of low stakes, put high stakes, like fight, it's it was amazing, it's Elba God.
And we are literally about to see one of them away. Do you think it's I think it's Bradley. It's Bradley's the one who's losing it all. Bradley is Alphaba in that situation.
But there was actually a compelling moment, like if you think about like this character, you know what they did. The third graders really grew up and went to college. I'm telling you because they said at the beginning of the year, what is the central tenant of these characters and how can we challenge them? And Bradley Jackson's central tenant is I am first and foremost a journalist. I
am a truth teller. And for her to be confronted with the fact that when she was put in a Kelly Clarkson calls her, yes, yeah, Kelly Clarkson called her Bradley Jackson truth Kelly, because remember Kelly Clarkson's also a character on The Morning Show as herself in.
This timeline, Kelly Clarkson is a Kelly Clarkson level artist.
Yeah, And I think that we're to believe that if someone like Kelly Clarkson were to find out that Bradley Jackson had betrayed her values this much, she'd be.
Like really, yeah, wait, I loved her.
She'd be like, wait, y'all, I thought that she was one of those truth tellers, y'all.
Y'all.
It was wild because I was like, Wow, they're actually like testing both of these protagonists in a way that is in line with who they are, and like this show ended up like the way that everything they set up ended.
Up really a twain. It actually real plays, it plays, and you're saying, Alex's thing is that like from the beginning, like episode one, Bradley Jackson thing is, I'm truth teller, I'm a journalist. Yes, episode one, Like what do we think Alex's thing is?
Just like Alex has represented someone that has like been so entrenched in problematic media instruction and men yes.
And and not really handling the boundaries of those things. Well, she's been protected by structures, but she's also like violated like every single appropriate quote unquote thing where like she fucks Mitch, she is fucking John Ham. Now yeah, okay, that's it.
I think what we're seeing with Alex is like we're seeing a narcissist, like truly be confronted with the fact that you can't just have everything you want, like and it is possible for you to actually get got by someone like this because like the John Hamm and Jennifer Andison thing.
John Hamm, by the way, is playing the most triggering man on television.
He's such a blatant egomaniac narcissist. And to watch her get dicked so good. I remember she laid on top of his butt. She they were the butt, which is tortoise, cat tortoise. And so now we're seeing really the ramifications of that. When you put your pussy on a man, on a man's butt, you are mate it for life.
You are yes. And I think that even with Corey. My note with Corey as a character was like, you never see this man lose, No, this man needs to take one l And then finally the crow is roosting. What's the same. I think the chickens have come back to roost chicken, But I love thinking about what the crow would do if she were to use a croak and roost. Can I say.
I was in Vegas and I was having an outdoor brunch. There was this one crow a crowing. There was a crow, and I can't even expect I can't even explain how loud and disgusting this crow is being vile trying to sit there and have some hair of the dog girl, which everyone needs in Vegas. Yes, Desperado, oh manicato, oh gallo. Here's how I want to talk about Vegas. Just ask questions. Okay, what do you want to know? What?
I can answer anything? What was Usher giving?
Usher the energy was giving everyone in that crowd would have willfully gotten an SDD from him.
That's so funny that he has like out magic Mike's magic mic.
Magic Mic was found so dead because let me tell you something, magic Mike needs like all the hottest men in the world on stage or but.
They're all like sorry to say, I mean, they're all talented, wonderful, beautiful men. They're all like just guys.
Yeah, they're they're like guys who are like Vegas hot, you know what I mean. It's like they have like let's call it like men's health cover body looking all the same in the face. What I'll say about Usher is he is really the only male object of desire on stage. Yeah, he looks great. He sounds unbelievable. His performance is amazing. At one point he comes out on roller skates, wow, and does like skates skates and thank you for making that distinction because we all know that
blades are much easier. Definitely, he's on roller skates on the stage. It was so insane. Then all of his backup dancers were like doing choreo on roller skates. But what I really want to say is the exotic dancers that he has in the show. The female performers top.
Full dancer on your story, she was let me tell you something, it was olympic what these women were doing. They are mesmers. Mesmer is a great word, mezmer. I was mesmeras yes by the mesmers. Yes, that's actually really culture number ninety. I was mes mess at Usher's Vegas residency. Think about this. Usher has seen a whole generation of people mature into their sexual adulthoods. Yeah, and now the
crow has come to roost. The crow was roosting down. Well, now it's like we're all these grown ass people now who like were horny for Usher when we were in middle school. Yes, and he still looks incredible, and now we're all like, I'm gonna pay top dollar to see this man, yes, gyrate and sing and kroon whatever and have his little dancers running around and I'm getting off.
It was get off culture for sure. There was really two highlights. One was at one point Usher comes out into the audience and he's doing the thing where he's improvising singing and basically and to the beat, and he would see people in the crowd and he'd be like, girl,
you got them titties, You got them big titties. And then he goes and does like the I'm a suck your titties noise, and I'm like, so we are in an era right now where we are not even pretending that the endgame isn't Usher sucks my titties nor cares.
No I mean, and that no one takes issue with that.
No, every single person that was there was like, what I hope happens is Usher from the stage goes see you damn in the pink trains with him titties, I'm gonna suck them. And everyone's screaming in approval and we are so lit and by the way, all the bops.
I'm sot up. Oh my god, does he do climax.
Yes, he did everything, but I would say the highlight and we've talked about it on the show Burn.
Oh my god, Burn is an important song. Burn? Does he do? You got it? Bad? Bab Imagine he did not every single song you'd want to hear? Can you say that you would? You used to matter, don't matter? No Mo, you ignore my key all the time. I think I'm in your key. No, you you fully blasted past my key. We need to talk. I'm not happy what what key is because I'm a little horse today this morning at you know, at ten am, nine am. This is what I said. I think this is what
I did. When you say that you want it and you really know what we used to matter don't matter? No month, but you went up? Okay?
So can I just be real? Sometimes? I no, it's not that you're off. You were doing what you needed to do there for your voice.
Thank you.
I just sometimes feel like I can't help but singing the original key, col.
You better be done it.
Oh it's so good. Wait, but Burne was so incredible and then when when Yeah started, I mean I think everybody fucked truor false.
I'm ready for this one. Every middle school dance. That was the song that everyone was waiting for. I was I was at home, yeah, burning CDs yeah, where all ten tracks were Yeah by Ushery yinging Twins ludicrous Yeah. And I was like, I need to get off books so that I can amaze everyone in the gymnasium. And did you I know you did? No? I feel because I didn't amaze anybody because we all knew the words. We all knew every single word.
You know, it would be powerful to go back in time in the DeLorean that we talked about in last week's episode. And I would love to go back in time and see you just running train on girls in middle school to Yeah, like you and girls grinding out in middle school dance to Usher.
Yeah, I would I would love winding down grinding culture. I was so good at grinding. I was dropping it to the floor. Holy shit. I was like really like throwing my ass onto linoleum or whatever. Oh yeah, linole that was really I remember.
We would do the thing where it was like we would have like a social like that's what they called it, the middle school social and at Iceland Middle School, and what they would do is they would split the gym, so you know, how those gyms.
In high school gyms.
Yes, they would have the ability to like make it so that it was like two rooms wall flex wall,
thank you for that. And one side would be sports, so like people playing knockout in basketball, and the other side would be some of the horniest fourteen year olds in the no, not twelve year olds in the country, rubbing genitals on each other during a dance craze known as grinding, and the songs would be like literally little John screaming about like you know, like fucker nah, I mean all this culture, like yep, we all of course,
we all remember the Crunk and Bee craze. Remember when Ciarro was the princess of Crunk and.
Bee Crunk and Bee Sierra, Really, what do we think so happy? What do we think? What do we think about Ciara? First of all, your Ciara Sierra, the princess is here, The princess is here. Bring that back. First of all, what do I think? I think?
Great talent? Great talent, great talent. I mean, like, also, she's got bops to what I love? Oh oh that one that one wait, I'm sorry, my goodies is one of the greatest time. I believe it's on the Great Global Songbook. My goodies, I think it is.
I'm shocking. I think Sierra is very well represented on the Great Global Songbook. But by the way, we're coming up in four hundred. As you said, Deeth Myers, you were fabulous. Thank you. Henry Melcher, producer, segment producer, Seth Myers and Set themselves texted me, Matt was so funny. Self texted you. Seth texted me Seth and I, you know, I have to tell you, first of all, one of the best men, one of the great men, one of the great men.
And actually is it next week or the week after? So I know the week after he's going to be on this cult And I will say, the vibe immaculate. Just when you go there, it's like everyone is so happy, their staff has all been there for a really long time, and just really great. And he couldn't He's a consummate host, great dude, super funny as we all know.
But like it's also like just an icon. And I use this word in a way that might feel off classic classy, the classiest man. Yeah, I mean like just whatever happened to class whatever happened to fair breading manners and pure ethics. Nice, I need to get that. We need to get back on Vegas.
Okay, yeah, so that the other thing I wanteday about Usher. The one other thing I wanted to say is these these dancers. Yeah, there was at one point a twenty foot high pole where and one of these women just with her only with her thighs, like climbed all the way two stories. It was bowen and then she dropped like the Tower of Terror and caught herself on the pole.
It was I'm telling her they trained for this, where do they like practice this? Because I don't think there's a studio, a two story tall dance studio. Maybe there is.
I think this is just I mean, first of all, never forget Hustlers. We all have a documentary on this, and it's Hustler starring Jennifer Lopez. But my thing was, I was just like, wherever they learned it, I'm so happy they're doing it.
On the world stage. Oh yeah, and I hope we see it at the Super Bowl the Sphere. I'm like, Okay, if the Sphere had a pole that led all the way up to the top, yeah, and people could dance on it. Catch me there, Catch me there. I don't. Any time I see a photo of the Sphere, of someone at the sphere, I have to stop and go. I don't know about this.
Having been there a couple of times, like hearing how excited everyone is about like everyone in Vegas is talking about the sphere, I was like, I gotta go in there, and I did not get the chance to because we had a packed schedule. I'm telling you, like, it was a first of all, I went from the airport to Usher because Delta flopped this time, missed.
I think not, I don't miss anything.
I just walked in like and it was like Usher's going on, so the energy was high. Then I had Bravocan like the next day, and then at Dell that night, so I didn't fit in the sphere. Also, I think it's you two right now. The second that the sphere books someone that I want to see even.
A little bit, Yeah, I want to go. It seems insane, but just too insane. Yeah, I don't know. I need to be convinced.
I would think that you as someone who like, what are you to say? This isn't entirely fair, but I feel like whenever there's a new advancement in technology, you're always like engaging.
Not anymore. I've hit such a plateau with it. God, remember Gizmoto anyway, I was like yes, but now that we're in this web three point zero shit, like I'm like, lose my number, lose my number because AI might be coming. Well it's that. It's like, God, I had a driver, lovely driver, but he was just he was maybe the twentieth person in my life to explain blockchain to me, and I haven't had that happen. I was trying to keep up. I was like, oh yeah, ethereum uh huh.
And I was like, well, what about SBF and whatever whatever, And he was just trying to explain it to me, and he was really enthused about it, and I was happy for him. I'm out, listen, take me back to Gaga. Does this fear You're out? Yeah? Yeah, I don't even know. Not even Gaga can get me to You're a total liar. No, You're like, probably, I want to start an Amish community
that is two thousand and fourteen technology only. I've never met anyone less met, but I've never I have never met anyone who would do worse in an Amish community than you I'm saying, it's not an amish community. It's a community that has technology that only goes up to twenty fourteen. Okay, so what what is that? Like?
What's in twenty fourteen? What was the iPhone six? We all still kind of like had our iPods around?
Yeah? Yeah, yeah, it wasn't like a relic.
Right right?
Right? Oh my god. Anyway, quickly, we've talked about Adella in Vegas before. To talk about a.
Dell was a fabulous She goes, I'm so sick, I'm sorry. She then gave the most flawless vocal performance I've ever heard.
She was like, my chest is on fire, and if I even speak, I'm gonna die. But I'm emotional. I'm something emotional. It's emotional for me because I want to do the last show. I've got shit voice tonight.
And she's going off about how sick she is, and she goes, I'm gonna be turning the mic around, so y'all have to sing for me almost the whole show.
I'm like, yeah, right.
She turns out the most stunning vocal, maybe even better than last time. Wow, it was amazing, And then the Bravo kan of it all I've never been so starstruck.
It must have been like everywhere he turned, it was like, oh my god, you you you. It was truly surreal.
Like I think I was more nervous at Bravo Con than I was when we've been to like the Emmys and the Critics' Choice Awards, like because turning around and seeing like Kristen Stewart is one thing.
Turning around and seeing like.
I went up to Dorrit to oh my god, tell me, I was with three Retrainey. First she goes because Garcel comes in. Garcel was giving well, I was too scared. Garcel was giving top dog energy Like Garcel came in, went to a corner and was like surrounded by people. Her son was there, and she had like a whole thing and she was sitting down talking to someone and I was like, I am not going to interrupt her,
even though we've met a couple of times. She's been on this podcast, Like I had a whole in with her because I was there with Rory, who was in I can't say what show, but Garcella was in a show with Ree, and I had a whole opening where I was like this is Ree likeda da da yea, and Marie was like, can we please go over and say her to Garcila And I was like, I have to tell you something and actually too intimidated.
So now you understand my timidness around the house. I yes, like I've always been too scared to go up to Meredith, even though we've been in the same space several times. I saw Whitney at Chucked, she walked past me. I was too sky I was with Sudie say Hi. I was like, no way, even if it's Whitney and Whitney Rosa shucked would have been the only vibe for me. Rina said hiding against Meanny Todd and yeah, I was. She initiated and then it was a lovely interaction and I actually stand Lisa Rena.
No, I'm and you have to Standley Serena like she Sveronica Mars yes, and I'm on record as Alsarena Stan. But it was really surreal because like you're walking around and like you're seeing all these like characters that are also soap characters, but it's like because they are real, they're walking around doing it. So it's like being at disney World and watching Mickey come in.
But Mickey never takes off the hood. You know what I'm saying. Well, it's not just Mickey, It's it's Goofy, Donald Pluto, it was Daisy, Yes, it's everybody walking around being like hey people.
I was too scared to go up to garcel Alexia and Marisol could not do it.
Wow, I did.
Giselle Bryant did come in the room and I turned to Rya and I said, we have to go.
I was like, I can't. What are you afraid of? What are she gonna do? Fucking be an appropriate and like abuse, traumatize her children in front of you. No fucking loser, No hate her? Okay, Bowen is Bowen's thing with Giselle? Am I wrong? Or am I wrong? Her thing? Everyone's like, Gazelle is so funny. Why do you hate her? She's never told a joke in her life, She's never said a funny thing. She's just drawn out her words.
And then I did it with a little flourish. I'm gonna push back on you about this.
I think one of the one of the positive things about Gizelle is I think that at least she gives punch to I, kind of like Karen didn't give you punch and says the funniest shit you've ever heard. I mean, we are, of course team Karen, but like I would say that, so we'll get into Potomac. But I just wanted to wrap it up by saying I met like Lisa Barlow, who was a legend. Yes, Whitney, I loved hanging out. Picture with Lisa was huge. I saw John Barlow, who's six ' nine and way hot in person.
Justin Rose was asome in person, which I don't think comes across on sucked as well. Very oh.
I saw Jackie Goldschneider was It's always great to see her. Jackie's love love Jackie, She's adorable. I saw Melissa Gorga and Rachel Fuda and their husbands.
They were going off for the casino. I saw them right after a Dell. Actually, your old friend, my pals.
My favorite person that I met, Shannon Strubs Badour, huge fan of I love that for you. She came up and was so nice. She was like, I just want to say, I'm such a huge fan of I love that for you. You know, I used to sell stuff on QVC and I was like, you know, you're one of Molly's favorites. She goes, I run into her every now and then, and I'm always so starstruck when I see her. I was like, well she is starstruck around you, Shannon storms badour and Shannon goes, I just like love
how much you're on watching It Happens Live. And I just think I'm such a fan. And she was so nice. And I felt so bad because the last time I was on watch It Happens Live, No, I said, Shan, I didn't say mentally and well, I said, Shannon.
Is not well, I'm sorry I take it yet.
And I looked at her and I said, you look amazing, and she goes, well, it's the Dui diet ooh, And I went crosssied and I was like, I'm so happy. You need to be doing better. She goes, I am doing a lot better.
So this is the thing. It's like, this is the air these women breathe, which is people knowing about the darkest details of their personal lives. Yeah, And so I couldn't help, but wonder, like, does Shannon storms the door? Is she like used to this by now, like used to people being like, how are you dealing?
I think it's been long enough because she understands, so they all get that. It's a good, bad and ugly moment.
Sure, and when she sees you on TV going she's unwell, I imagine that she kind of she sees that, she nods and goes, yeah.
I think she probably was watching that season and was clearly she's she was not well right, but now it's like she's doing so much better. And I was like, you're so lovely, and she goes, I really am nice, and I was like, I amtore you. Tamarra was a lot of fun. She was really being Tamra okay. I was like, you are a ten out of ten. And then I did the Rony panel and it was so much fun. All those women are great. I didn't even need to be won over by them, but SiO on
you over. I liked her a lot, and I also get the sense that they all like each other a lot. Like the vibes were really good and I was really happy to not moderate a panel that had like an actual lot of drama because almost every other panel.
Was like, like Robin Dixon got.
Boo she got booed, and that was like a boat And can I say something about the booi.
That's not I don't think we need to boo, and like, have you ever have you ever booed in your life? Never? Never? It's actually such a low, classless fucking.
Because here's the deal, Like even Robin, who I've had fun dragging on the show, I.
Don't hate her. I would never Boogeizelle. Here's the thing.
It's like, I take major issue with the way that they've treated Wendy in Candae and just the way.
That they are on the show.
But even if I were to turn around and see Robin Dixon, I wouldn't want her to think like, oh, that's Matt Rogers, who quote unquote hates me. It's like I watched the show. They get it when we'll get into Potoma.
Because there's a lot to say, but.
Like it was very clear to me a how positive the Bravo con atmosphere was. Especially it was really like these people were so excited to see all these women and the other Bravo people. But it didn't feel like a bad vibe, which I think sometimes online the social media around the show, and I feel like bad vibes and I don't want to contribute to bad vibes. Anymore, especially after having been around them, because it really was
a positive atmosphere. Set continue to have fun dragging them in fun ways, but like my thing going forward is I'm just gonna check myself when it feels like I'm being a little too much.
Oh that's nice. That being said, that's interesting because I feel like some dispatches from the ground were that, like the vibe is a little like wrestling. It's a little bit like wwee like for sure, chepping out like arms raised, like oh, you know, like that kind of thing. It gives that a little bit, which is no knock on wrestling culture, but like that feels weird. It makes sense that in a live, exteporaneous setting, yeah, that that happens, but it is like a little bizarre. It was good.
People were interesting, people responding to like what basically is like a reunion on stage with an audience. Yes, like that is like a little disorienting.
And that's why I'm like really happy I had a cast that was all like liking each other. Jenna Allions wasn't there right, which was unfortunate, but I will say having been there on stage and I know they really want her to come back and I hope she comes back to she is not essential to the success of that show. No, not essential, like anyone being like, oh, Jenna Allions is the show like m I think she's a great part of the show, but you don't need her for the show's definitely.
I think a diet proader or something did like a whole feature on her, like how she like changed reality TV, And I'm like, I want to be like, oh, certainly not. No, she didn't. No, no, like to stop talking about her, Like, where was this about Tiffany Pollard? You?
By the way, we should just say, I guess Tiffany Pollard got voted out of the House.
Of Villas, evicted.
She's been evicted from the House of Villains, but not before glowing into Omrosa.
Many Galt Newman, Stalworth whatever.
We can't really repeat what she said, but just go online and see.
I mean, what's better knowing that you're not in the White.
I just want to say that you are a fucking guzzling Republican and I sleep better at night knowing that you are not in the White House. I mean, and please bleep out everything that whole thing.
It's it's Omerosa. It's like woman has to be able to receive this kind of poison, and I think she did.
She was just like, can you see, ladies and gentlemen, this is why we're avicting And I was just like, wow, Wow, thank God, like that that show, which I haven't watched.
I have to capitalized on having both of them there, I know. I mean that is like, yeah, I mean, what a major moment to have Omerosa in New York in the same space I fell off Survivor. But people at work were talking about this, but I hear the characters are really like coming into their own but it is still I think the theme this season was dweebs a beach, dwaves on a beach. Yeah, there's such dweebs.
I will say a lot of people have been reaching out to say, hey, actually we thought the season wasn't gonna give, and it did end up it's.
Now like I hear, I hear, it's crystallizing and it's giving. Someone at work is saying that this is her first season and she loves it, and she goes, it's really interesting and she's like, now that she's caught up, she's like going back and dipping into I gave her your syllabus. But she goes, it's really interesting to watch this season knowing that these are all dweebs, that they're not playing none of them are playing the game well, because now
I'm seeing what not to do first. Yeah, and then she was like, I mean the mistake of going back to watch Heres and Villains and it's a little over my head because I'm like, they're all the games. Bravo is too sophisticated on heroes and villains, and I'm missing like the nuance. And I think it's interesting that she is watching this season first, watching people who are actively bad right at this.
Yeah, whenever I'm suggesting people watch the show, I try to start them in a place where like either there's a good mix of gameplay, like yet people that are bad and people that are really good. Which is why I would never say watch an All Stars season first, because, like I'm saying, heroes versus Villains, if that's your first Survivor season, that's like going to Bravocon and having never seen how it's just a bunch of characters like being Tim.
Then like all of a sudden, there's like so much crazy gameplay going on, and like you just wouldn't get why.
It's it's cool that.
Carverty whips out two immunity idols and saves people, right if you didn't know, yes, but yeah, I mean so I'll get into it, maybe even today on the plane, Oh Survivor.
But they're ninety minutes episodes. Yeah, that's too long, that's am out. That's what got me off of I had a brief thing with the Bachelor Bachelorettes years ago, and now with Golden Bachelor, they're just like I think most of them are like an hour. Yeah, but there was that time in Bachelor Nation where it was like two hour episodes and it was like, how did you all do this?
I watched the Rachel Lindsay season, which, by the way, Rachel was a yes, there she was there, she was doing the Potomac panel, and I was like, that is not a position I would ever want to be in because they're always just so tense rotten around that cast.
Yeah, what did you think of the first episode? There was too much Robin And I texted you and our friends. I was like, we're in for a frustrating season if we're going to focus and it seems like we from the trailer we are focused on Robin a lot of it, and like, I'm not even necessarily excited for whatever moment she like breaks down in that van and she goes, do you know time, but she goes sobbing on the street.
I just think this is a woman who for years has like no actual sense of herself and it's really tough to watch, Like she doesn't know who she is, and like, watching this episode is really tough, especially at the end when she talks to Giselle and Ashley and Therese and her whole thing is like apathy is literally I don't care like car She drops a full octave
mid syllable in her tagline this season. The taglines this season really rough except for canvases, and the rest of them don't make any sense, especially Karen's I'm sorry, I love we love Karen Karen. But Robin's like she's fully referencing a lizo lyric from like six years ago. I'm like, and then I realized, and I told you enjoyed this. I was like, I used to love all of these women. Yeah, and now.
Because it's early, I am not already likeugh, like I get where you're at. But my thing is like I actually, in that last long scene where Gizelle, Cherisse, and Ashley are confronting Robin about like whether or not she's okay and the want of it all, et cetera, I actually felt I was team Robin in that scene because I was just like, she's telling you what her truth is, which is that if her husband has cheated on her, she doesn't care. She wants it to work. So that's
the reality that you have to accept. And Gizelle kept pushing it to the point where Robin was like, doese, what do you have many to do? Gizelle like five flight of wors? Is that what you want? She goes, no, I want you to be happy. I'm like, yeah, you think she'd be happier if she wasn't with him, So what are you saying? You want this her marriage to be over? And She's like, I'm checking in with you,
I'm checking in with you. I'm like not really, I mean like you're saying like it's a fuck one moment, like.
One is the reason you're unhappy? Da da da da.
And I kind of got Robin in that scene because it's like, this woman is exhausted, she's getting played by him, or if she's not then it's too exhausting to explain. And when she said that her joy had been stolen, that was a bummer for me. I was like, uh, you know, like I'm still in the position of I'm trying yet again at the top of the season to go with an open mind and we'll see if they fuck it up.
I'm just watching for Wendy and Candice and Karen, and I'm curious about Meka.
I'm already allergic to Mecca because I don't like this. She said that Wendy's mother just does voodoo.
I mean, but that's like that is a big I just can admire a big swing like that when you're coming in fresh.
The tailor, being like Wendy being like my mother worship our Lord and say here Jesus Christ.
And then Mecha goes during the day. At night she brings the booda. She brings them.
She says something like, you know, like it was I'm excited for I guess that. But I'm not gonna be pro Neka because don't come for Wendy.
It's don't come for Wendy. But I with the robin of it all, her saying that her joy haden stolen is a bummer, but she's still misattributing it to like the discourse around the marriage and not want I think that's what Gizelle was like taking issh with. I agree that Gizelle was pushing in a way that is, like Gizelle inappropriate. I have had it with inappropriate people in general and all in all sectors. You know what I'm talking about, Some people especially, there's one person online who
has become the poster person for inappropriateness. Oh oh oh, I did bleep.
That bleep that please but but yeah, I mean it's all too fucking it's all too fucking much.
It's certainly gone to Okay. So when I watched this premiere and I compared to the Miami we were cheering, hooping, hollering. You literally said when we were watching the Miami premiere, a triumph And this is my thing, like I need to feel something powerful when it comes to a Housewives franchise. Now, Salt Lake is delivering that, Miami is delivering that. Beverly Hills is yet too. But I have hope it'll happen. It'll happen. I'm sure Potomac will, But like Miami I
was so happy to see all of these women. I was overjoyed. We cheered when Andreanna came out, we cheered when Marisol came on. I'm so happy to hear that Gurdy is cancer free as of amazing news. Like the vibes are good, the vibes are frivolous. I mean it is. That is melodrama. Gurdy sweeping in front of Larsa and this premiere go like I'm gonna need you. I'm gonna need you. It's like, I'm gonna need you. This is amazing. It was like this because it's so truthful and yet
it's so big. Celestian was saying this about Myami, I Celester, Sarah Sherman. They go the women on Miami dress sexy just for themselves. Yeah, that's a really you know what I mean, not even like a lander Potomac or Beverly Hill. Well, no, Beverly Hills, maybe Beverly Hills. It's about glamour and the lads. It's yeah, it's about stunting Miami. It's like, because it's Miami culture, they just want to look hot. There's a lot of personal style. Yes, that's something I think is
really fun. Personal and functional, like they're in a hot city, you know what I mean.
I did go up to Lisa hawks scene and I said, Lisa, I love you.
She literally turns over her shoulder. Thanks. That's a I love that she paid me sort of does it was great? I love wow. And I'm trying. She was. She was too busy face too, she was. She was talking to Jodie. She was there. She was the most shoulderless man in the universe. He has no shoulders, but he's a lot of heart. And oh, I'm so happy for them both. No, he seems like a great guy. I'm just saying, like the silhouette is jarring at first, and I'm still thinking
about but he seems lovely. I bet he's swinging.
Oh yeah, yeah, for sure, swinging, slang is swinging, sling in all those things.
My girl has a flight to catch. I got a flight to catch. So I'm wondering, is there anything that we really need to discuss. The album's out.
Well, thank you for saying that my album is out. Thank you all for streaming it. One of my songs is doing really well. Three of your songs are doing really A few of them are doing really well. But one of them got put on a special Christmas playlist, a couple of them, and they made me the face of the playlist.
But my song called I Don't.
Need It to Be Christmas at All, which was the one that we put on the album as the last track, just because it was like more earnest in general, and like we just wanted to have fun with it. It's doing great, but I'm so happy with the way everyone's been receiving the album.
Phenomenal. You sound so good at the production of me Rock featuring. People love that track, I think, and I'm using the mic that I used to record that don't do this. I was eating up my vowels Towards the end, everyone stood up with your performance. I'm listening to it. I go, you can't hear the last syllable I say in every line, And that's my fault. It's not your fault. I'm not true.
Well, I'll have it, and don't be looking. Don't be telling me that you don't think things are sound correct on my album.
I'm talking about just me.
No, I'm part of my album. You're a featured artist. You win a Grammy too, Is that true? No, I don't think I'm saying to you that I think that there will be a chance for me to redeem myself.
Girl maybe uh down live performance, live performance?
Yeah, thank you everyone, And I will say I mean Ultrafest this weekend on Saturday. I'm going to be in London the thirteenth to the eighteenth, and then the tour took us are still on stale on stale. Yeah, it's getting to the point where, like my brain is a little soupy soupy.
You need to just put on an episode of what did you say you're gonna watch on that? I guess Survivor or you know what I wish you could watch on a plane is Naked Attraction. Oh that would be so great. I finally started watching, like random Traction, I haven't thought about that in such a long time. No, it's a fun show. I think it's making its way stateside in a big way. I think people are really like, like everyone at work is like Nicke Attraction, Nick Attraction.
I'm like, oh, it's like really in the air. Who's hosting this week? Shealmy yes, Power Vibe so far great? Yeah? Has he come through before? Yeah? Yes, yeah he had a great show. And we're excited. He seems like he would do a good job. Oh yeah, solid host Celeste put on the clip we were in the office of Timothy and Sirsha and Little Women in like Timothy confessing his life. Just such a good scene. And I was like, damn, I don't pay attention to this scene. But they're both
so I missed Sirsha. She's coming back, but I feel like she's been gone for a minute. Wait, isn't there a social movie that's like coming out?
She has been taking a little bit of a breakaway. But then again, the industry is the industry is the industry. But wow, that seems amazing.
Timothy. I'm like, oh yeah, like he's a damn star.
Yeah, he's a damn star for sure. I think we can say that's a rural culture number eight.
Timothy is a damn star in that movie especially, But and like in his general esthetic, he is like the most gorgeous lesbian you've ever seen. Yeah, beautiful lesbian, especially in that Little Women's scene, the puffy sleeves, that vast I'm like, this is so beautiful. He's slender like Jody. He's slender like No, but Timothy has shoulders Jody is the letter I what's the hotness vibe in person with Shallame?
Can I be honest? Like and this is purely personal? Yeah, not my thing, not my thing either, but but I celebrate, but like Venus is a boy fucking Caravaggio man, I'm sorry, boy, Caravagio boy, Caravagio boy.
Title of that title of that, Timothy, You'll never guess. Caravaggio Boy might be one of our best titles.
Okay, let me show you. I'm gonna google image search like he's this, He's the boy with fruit you know what I mean? If you google the words boy with the basket of fruit, Caravaggio, You're gonna find Timothy Shallamy.
Caravagio Boy is Timothy Shaman were in the basket of fruit vibes? He should play him in the film. He should with girl with a pearl leerring Boy with the Basket of fruits.
Let's write it. We I don't think would do a good job writing. I think actually we would. Girl.
Oh, I just realized my I don't think so, honey, and I think it might be a retreat. But I have to say this again. Should we go right into it?
Yeah? Okay? Or do you not have one this week? I kind of have when it's a little petty, but yeah, it's a little petty. Well, yeah that's you know, I think I know what you're about to do. Well, this is I don't think so honey, And it's really a moment, which by the way, Jennifer Hudson, oh, I didn't even talk about that. I didn't really do one. But but you guys did a joint. I don't think we did a joint. I don't think so honey. That was majorly and you're right, maybe it's time to like just call it.
Can I quickly tell my story about meeting Jennifer Adson, so because I went to say hi to you, and your makeup ship gotten there and gone there yet.
So I go in and I meet her, and I'm of course gushing over her, and you know, I even went up to her and I sang, well, I don't like and she goes and I was like, I'm so happy you did it back, but we did this, I don't think, so, honey, and my I don't think so honey, was I don't think so many people saying it's too early for Christmas, like Christmas is here, It started at that. So she turns to me and she goes, you have a Christmas album and I said yes, and she goes,
that's amazing. She goes, I want to do a Christmas album. I was like, you have to, oh my god, and then she said yeah, but I have a problem.
I was like what. She goes, I don't know if it's going to be red and green Christmas or white Christmas. And I said that is actually so important. I said, what do you mean. She goes, well, if it's red and green Christmas, you have to sing certain types of songs. Wow. And if it's a white Christmas, well that's when you have to sing Silent Night. And I was like, you think that there's a difference. She goes, oh yeah.
Then she goes, and there's also many other different kinds of Christmas. And I said, did you see Carrie Underwood's Christmas Special?
She said no.
I said, well, she wore a blue dress, and Jennifer Hudson said that's what I'm saying. So I was like, I don't know if this is like a synesthesia or something where she colors with certain songs.
But she was like, I don't know if it's gonna be read in green Christmas or white Christmas. It's not maybe it's not full synesthesia, but the fact that this purse, this amazing musician vocalist is thinking in terms of color is so beautiful to me.
And then I was like, are you gonna do a Holy Night? She goes, I mean, I guess I have to do. It's white Christmas. And so she goes, well, you know, not enough people do silent Night. And I was like, you think, bro, she that's not true.
I was like, I don't know. She goes, look it up, no one does silent night.
I was like, well, you have to do silent night, and I said to her, I was like, you should just not do a Holy Night because everyone expects it from you. She goes, okay, and then she's leaving and she goes, why Christmas. It was perfect.
This could not have gone any better. It was amazing.
She was so nice, and then she goes during that I don't think, so, honey, I'm gonna have to try to keep up with you, but I don't know if I can because you're fierce.
She called you fear, and I was like, jea Louise from Saint Louis called you fear Saint Louise you. Oh my god, this is one of your this is one of your people.
So my great meanings so far of my life. This is I don't know how it keeps happening like this. But I also met Gail King yesterday.
Oh my god. Wait, the vibe is immaculate. Yeah, Gail King. She came right in the dressing room. She said, you know, I thought that was very funny. And here's the part of the interview I liked the most. And she said, like one part of the interview. And I was like, well, thank you, Gail. And she was just very nice.
And she did that power move too, where like she left the room without saying goodbye. She sort it was just like I'm leaving you on this and then.
She went away like it was nice to me you. She goes pleasure her. I'm not making this about me, but next time you see her. I know, I thought about this, telling her that you guys are both fifties. Well, that we held onto each other during all two well during all two well ten minute version, singing every word, and then Ryan Reynolds turns next to I've told the story too many times, Ryan, how were you guys. The song's been out for less than twenty four hours. How
do you guys know all the words? So Gail King was actually off book? Yes, wow, you like we both think you charre my dad self effacing dad. Do you think that by the transit of property of this means that Oprah? Perhaps? I think Oprah definitely respects the Oprah Taylor interview is like coming, Yeah, where is that that's gonna be on the pipe unless tree Paint is like, no, we're not even talking to Oh. I mean Taylor is like, there's no reason for her to do Oprah.
She's just not But also she's not one of those celebrities that like doesn't do interviews. She doesn't do him that much. Like I realized Taylor was on SETH to promote I think it was Red she released. She did SETH and Jimmy and SNL the same week for Red. They said she's in the building.
Well, they said, she's doing the Triple Crown Society America and the World World.
Wow, whah, all right, I have and I don't think so Honey to do You're gonna understand that I've been flying a lot, but I actually think I might have done this one before, but I actually don't care because I really need to say my truth about this and I need people's behaviors change.
Okay, this is Matt Rogers. I don't think so, honey. His time starts now.
I don't think so, honey. When you watch a violent, graphic, scary movie on the plane, oh, because I have to then see it when I am diagonally behind you, but diagonally, I have no choice but to watch what you watch. And the person in front of me was watching the latest Scream movie and I was just catching out of my eye the gore watching not for nothing, but because I do think she survives. Courtney Cox gets stabbed, watching
people get ripped apart by truly ghost face. And I'm sitting there and now I'm in a state of anxiety, in an already an You're on your way to New York, where this film takes place, and I'm thinking, well, if I go on the subway, what's gonna go down?
If I go to the bodega.
I'm just saying, like, you have to be considerate about people that you are sitting around when it comes to the contact or watching. I would love for you guys to watch some gorgeous little rom com I can see over your shoulder, not this, and.
That's one minute. I just it really put me in a state of anxiety. Girl, I'm so sorry, and I can't think of a more stressful scenario for you, my sister. I also was I'm saying, you know how to distract yourself. I was trying to distract myself, and also this was another distracting thing. I wonder if I should just say who it was. But I sat on the.
Plane next to a person of notes, an a list star. I was excited in Vegas to New York, Vegas to New York. I was like, Oh, I'm gonna have this seat empty for me ya. Then I realized like the seat wasn't filled because this person wasn't going to board with everyone else. So I was already like on one because we were literally like sitting next I'm going to tell you who it was, and we're gonna bleep this out.
Oh see.
That reaction is also why I was like, oh my gosh, because I was like, let's just say it's an eccentric and I was like, it's someone who we've actually dragged on this pod before, Oscar Winner. But but basically like I was like sitting next to them, and well, one thing happened was I sneezed and this person, of course went gazunta, fuck ah, that's vile.
And I was just like, thank you.
And then we made eye contact and he registered that I knew who he was, and he goes, how you doing, and I was like, and I.
Turned around and looked out the window. Would never never looked back, y'all.
Though not spilling the team. Are you ready to do your I don't think so, honey, I am. And readers, let me know if I have done that one before. But I know you feel me all right, bow and yang, this is d I don't think so, honey. Your time starts now.
I don't think so, honey. Calling a noise complaint on my housewarming party, girl, We were keeping it at a reasonable decibel level. The room was twenty people tops, not even twenty, and it was a Saturday night. Yeah that's and like, I'm sorry, I'm hearing the people upstairs with their four little kids stopping around screaming at all hours, and I don't make a fucking peep. Buying church mouse over here three hundred and sixty four days out of
the year. I'm gonna throw a party once every other year. Perhaps I'm not a birthday person. This is a very singular thing, and I don't think we as a society have to structure our lives around families and couples. It's the thing of No, I'm not gonna trade you seats on the plane so that you guys can sit together, because you should have just bought your tickets together. Don't bank on people on single people worping distorting their lives
around people with families. And that's one minute. I'm sick of it. I'm actually sick of it. Yeah, I completely understand. Do you have an idea of who it was? I don't. I ran it to a couple of my neighbors in the hallway the day of. I said, just letting you know, I'm having a little get together. It's not gonna be too bad, but if it is, let me know, like knock on my door. So I gave them that up to directly come to me and be like, hey, can
you keep it down? No problem. If that happens, I go sure, But if you're gonna be a fucking tattle and call down stairs like the doorman is the one doorman was the one who's like, mister Bowen, we've received some complaints and I said, okay, some complaints or a complaint that is so said some And I think that was his way of softening it so that it wasn't like I don't want him to like seek out who like it could have been one, it could have been two, whatever,
got it. I'm just saying, like, if it's the people upstairs, you guys like what I like to stand down when you have his little feet. Speaking of couples and like units, I love that you are cohabitating with other people. I really love that. I just think that I've lived next to across from the loudest, most toxic hetero couples who get into the most insane arguments, screaming matches. I don't. I have never once been like, can you guys keep it? Yeah? Yeah, yeah,
they bring their people for fucking the games on Sunday. Yep, I just turn on my white noise machine if I need to go to bed Saturday night. Is you can't say anything. You can't. It's Saturday night is not for fucking squares like those people.
Yeah, I would say, go figure it out and also like not for nothing, but like it's New York. Right, it's called a white noise machine.
It's New York. It's New York. I actually promise you, my sister and readers Case publicist finalists, I was being quite reasonable. I don't think that there's.
Party listen as someone who has lived above someone who had a problem when I simply just literally walked across my apartment. When these people just are the kinds of people who are sensitive to it and will make a big fuss about it. This is what I'm gonna say to you. Don't be surprised if it happens again. And maybe you're not cut out for this fucking city. Gotta go, gotta go. I have a place where you can go.
The swamp, the swamp, rural town Trek. Yeah, hey, Shrek, go back to the swamp. Du Locks not for you, Shrek, get out of du Locks at the perfect time. Pro far Quad. I love city people, love lit Goal, Yeah, love lith Gow. He ate down in that film, and I was pro the village of Shrek were always slay lit Gal. Jennifer Saunders, being very godmother holding out for a hero was pussing boots a villain pussing boots was or was she just kind of mischievous enemies to love her? Yeah, please tell.
Your lovers and friends which happened at Usher that r John and ludik Am I did it again.
Anyway. That might be my neighbors just now hearing me go off, But I don't know think it was them. They seem nice. I think it's the people upstairs who it really is, like a seven person family. And I'm going which was their choice, because they don't punish me for being a single man who was able to I'm sorry, but like I shouldn't be punished for getting this apartment.
Oh you said that, and'll first of all single handedly if you think I did it all alone, if you think it is that, because there's no one below you right, No, that's just a store. So it's definitely And I think I'm never hearing any noise from downstairs in any apartment that I've been in, I've never heard downstairs noise. Yeah, because correct me if I'm wrong, But like the noise doesn't travel up. I don't even I don't know. I can't even begin to get into this. I'm more of
a caravagrio boy. Just I want to be a boy. That's not really how I look. I think it's kind of giving this. See like this boy is doing Caravaggio. That's kind of Matt Rogers. I thought that was Benny Drama. Oh yeah, Benny Drama is Caravagio. Happy birthday to him, Happy birthday to him. And also, wow, I can't believe I've gotten this long. This is Bowen Yang's birthday week. Oh stop, you know me, I'm not birthday Jesus here, someone will betray me. Welcome to it, you think so. No,
I'm just kidding. Name the top three people whom I portray you this year. Lord michaels Ang WoT him. Jared Frieder He's not going to betray you. He's so sick this week. What happened? I don't know. He got some sort of stomach flu. I hope not for my party. I hope not from your party either. Oh my god. Cola Scola came by and held court until like four in the morning, after daylight savings. So it was five ay, Oh, that's why you gotta annoy his complain. No, we were
winding it down. It went till five. Well, it was just me Cole, Josh Whittaker, and Tom Knight. It was just like the five of us, just Kiki and Kcaye and laughing Cole. I want to out them so bad for they want to post something in response to all the news that I think is actually genius, but they
will never do Wait. Maybe now here's the thing. They are an ocean of secrets, they are, and I don't want to blow U through spot, but god they we were crying, laughing because and I said, Cole, this could heal the world and resolve this conflict in a real way, and they go, no, I'm not going to do it.
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If you see cold, Cole has the answers, Cole has maybe the funniest, the only funny thing that could possibly come out of this situation. And even if they don't post it, follow them on. So this has been an episode that was necessary, essential, and more. Thank you for your recap of Bravo con of Seth Myers, of your album release. Everybody, enjoy the Morning Show finale that's out right now. Wow, so much going on and we will stream the record, stream the record. Okay, let's end the
song I'm so caught up, cut up normal? What it is I'm sot up, cut up. There was a clip of him going up to Kenya Moore in the audience and I thought they were gonna kiss that would I would pay money to see that, big money, Vegas money. May all your tips. Bye, sure bye bye Hey everybody. This is Matt and my album Have You Heard of Christmas? Is out now.
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