"Amazon Penis Fish" (w/ Annie Donley)

what you do. We can't do this is going I feel like everyone will have turned it off, you know, scream at them. We're not screaming. We're giving him something a little bit different. Here's a difference between Bo and between Mo, a name that I never have given to myself until just now. Sometimes Bo will come in and he'll say, I think we need to change it up a little bit, And now I say, we have to keep the podcast the exact same. I think we can't

be so resistant to change. Progress is a coming. I believe that was a song in the in late sixties. Progresses are coming, A change is gonna come. Oh yes, or um. The times they are changing, Oh yeah, um, and they are indeed they are indeed at all times, at all times. What's amazing about the world is you wake up every day and it's a little different than it was the day before. And sometimes you get big news.

And bowen, I think that our guest today has gotten the biggest news, and we have through her, we have received that news unto ourselves in the biggest way, in the greatest, biggest way. She is, she is the greatest showman. And I would say she is the biggest treat I say, I would say, amongst some large treats out there, she is will Will will speak, the biggest treat of them all. So let's go through the credits. You go through the credits, and I will I will sit here in Baska. She

is the the Goddess, the Goddess, the Queen. She's the Goddess, the Queen, the Empress. You can watch her amazing, amazing talk show popping off with Annie don Ley. Um. The episodes are the old episodes are on Facebook. There might be, you know, in the future, some you know, a nice little revival of it, a reboot. Who knows, we'll see might be a live thing might be something different for you would be something coming up a little bit there.

Speaking of reboots, she is now performing progress is a comment. She's not performing with the new iteration of the famous Holy Comedy Hour brought over from Chicago from the annoyance the You're there from Chicago to New York, from Chicago to New York. Oh, and like so many others, like so many others, but just her arrival here in New

York City was the big, blessing momentous. We haven't seen this big of a momentous changed since since Tina fe Now our guest is in the new iteration of the Holy Comedy Hour now called yard Sale Comedy at Union Hall. So you can check her out there, uh from the movie, from the movie The Big Sick Um. So this is and this is a true, true, true blue culture resta. And you may recognize her from last Cultures Live episodes

in the past. And she actually came, I believe in she was a finalist, She was a runner up in Culture War. Yes, the battle and she oh God, if you will talk about this, but the reaction of her walking down the aisle was I will never forget it. I've never experienced something like that, So please not amongst my warm not amongst them. Please warmly welcome our guest and the Queen, the Queen, Queen of Queef. Thank you, Queen.

It is Queen of Quef. And I have to think you're the only one who always truly says what my queen title? What is that? Why don't people respect the title her Royal Highness? Well, people will call me queen and I think they think it's Queen of comedy. I think you're right though, I think they think that. Yeah, they do. They She's the Queen, She's the Queen. I'm like, do you know what you're saying? You don't know what you're saying? Right? It is King of Queendom, Queen Queen.

I think I believe, I believe. To quote the bio, it's Annie Donneley, Queen of Kingdom Queef. You can't handle the bitch. Yes, I'm post tastic and mega madness. You can't handle the bit and post tastic and mega madness? Is that from your own made that up? Oh my god? I thought it was a nice hook. Is the Twitter at Annie? The Queen's only the Twitter is at Annie?

Ask queets? Yes? So because it's actually rule of culture number forty two, as conque too asks his queefs too asks his squeeves to go and brush your shoulders off. I believe the lyrics absolutely. Now let's talk about the Twitter for a second, because they are truly our favorite Twitter, our favorite Twitter. We will sometimes like many of the tweets and retweet them all at once. I don't know if your phone ever blows up. No, I think I think Annie has one of the unforgettable tweets that we

that we that we quote memory so so many times. Yes, here we go. Yeah. My favorite episode of the Simpsons is when Bart Fox Big Titan Marge and she oh Bart, when and she go, oh Bart Bart. I never thought about it in her voice until now. That's bad. That's bad. But imagine those big swinging titoks. Oh my god, I guess I guess you know what. I've just never sexualized Marge before, but it may need to go online. A lot of people do, do they really? A lot of

people sexualized Marge and um family guy a lois. No. I don't like that she's sucking the dog upstairs downstairs and dogt you han't I Hentai is the subculture, the sub genre of porn in which famous cartoon characters pop culture characters are you know, paled basically just sodomized. And do they canonically mix like could yeah, yeah, this crossover so we can see like Pikachu fuck you know, yes, yes, Simpson. I mean it's very unfortunate that, like it's usually it's

always the women who are just being that's horrible. Well, I have to tell you it's not always cartoons. I read a fan fiction of Tim the tool Man Taylor, and he was sucking his son Brad and Wilson wanted a piece, but you know, he can't come out from behind the no. I swear I read it. It was this gay fan fiction. It was erotic. Brad was the oldest son he was he was not okay, I'm sorry. It was j T T. I don't know. I always referred to him as j T T. And I think

so did many. Yeah, yeah, yeah, heartthrop. I want to see him now, what does look like? You know, he looks like himself, only like in suits. Oh I've recently seen and he's not you know what I will say, Oh God, he hasn't grown into adulthood the way you think he should have. He didn't Leonardo DiCaprio exactly. He Um, he didn't even Macaulay Culkin to be able. Did Leonardo

grow into adulthood? I think Leonardo grew into a handsome man. Although, however, I know that's a controversial thing to say, actually, because we've had people on this very podcast come out and say that his face was a six and his body's a two. I think Sydney Washington said that, Yeah, yeah, yeah, I would give him more than a six. I would give him a solid nine or ten on face. To be honest, man is very handsome. The face is there, the faces, the face is there, Yeah, it really is.

He's serving face. But the But I don't know if I feel like he's grown into adulthood properly. No, no, no, you know what though, Um, I appreciate that he dare is to go out there and say, you know what, this is my body. Yes, you know what I mean. Leonardo DiCaprio is very body positive. Yes, yes, he doesn't care. He knows you're judging him on the big screen. That's why he dates models that are both thin and and not like him even more thin. Yes, you know what

I mean. That's why he writ he dates many different kinds of models, different different kinds of models, different kinds of models and and hot actresses. He there's diversity in the people that he fucked. Yes, he'll sometimes Blake Lively and sometimes is that who? You know? I know he? I know he fucked Blake Lively? Oh my god, how do you know? I frequently will read a magazine who who? Who he fucked? I'm saying, I'm saying that who he fu? Magazine?

You never you haven't read who read? I haven't read any tabloid or People magazine since Michael Jackson died. I swore to myself on the day of his death, I would never read. I was all about all over in that day. I was. I signed off because because you thought the media killed him. Yes, I believe, I am. I admired. I have such respect for that. I really do, because sometimes I will all go onto People dot Com and I truly turn away. I stopped um going on

Press Hilton too. There was like, I forget exactly what it was, but there was a certain point where I was like, I think it was after he had apology. Remember he had that big apology where he came out and was like, I am no longer going to be mean. This site is no longer bullying. It's going to be about news and reporting news. And then he went on to say like fucked up ship. But now it wasn't like these two cliffs were down at the beach looking

like us now looking like a dirty poop. Now it was like, mm, I don't know is this person talented? And it was like, no, this is peddling. Stick to who you are, see right through you. As I think he like got into like physical fights with celebrities because he did, Yeah, somebody, I think, oh you know who it was? Will i am punched him in the face. Well, because because I believe fer thing. No, but according to Perez, and you know, I think the the the instinct should

be to believe him. But according to Perez, well, I AM called him a faggot. And I don't know, what do you believe? I'm going to bravely say I do not believe by the things I am in Brittany, bitch, there's no way because you know what, Okay, here here's yeah,

I'm gonna say. I'm gonna bravely say I don't believe Perez and that because of because of who Perez is and he's disgusting and he stoops to that, he stoops to that level and he um, you know, he fucking bought an apartment in the same building as Lady Gaga back when they like they used to be best friends. And then like he was being an asshol to her so so she cut him off and then he like would stock her and like thrown put an offer in in her building and that she flipped out and was like,

what the funk are you doing? Get away from me night. He is he's like he's like a truly like a noxious, parasitic par He's a nice parish person, and you have to imagine that it comes from a place of like deep unhappiness, because who else that creates a site that's literally just to call Jennifer Aniston managed it, but it became so popular and it makes me so upset when celebrities there's photos of celebrities embracing him and he's at like Hollywood parties and he has a place there. People

forget very quickly in this town. They really do. Wait, let's get back to m because was this such a deep love for MJ or is this just a general morning. I didn't realize how deeply I loved m J until, uh, the years surrounding his death. I lived with a roommate. Her name is Julia Cobos and Chicago, and she was his biggest fan. And when she would her energy like brought it out in me. I listened to Michael Jackson. I remember being young and my mom like would play

his albums, which she's like jazzer sizing or whatever. And I didn't appreciate him for the performance artist he was. I just loved his music. And then once I lived with Julia, she would show me clips of him performing and his music videos, and it's there's nobody like Michael before Michael. He did Michael first, and everyone who followed, you know, Beyonce, all these they're doing Michael Beyonce, and Beyonce is basically the only person who's like coming close

to like that that sort of iconography. Yes, who could truly transcend, Yes, yes, but even she is derivative. I hear what you're saying. Uh, there's a trace of her in old acts. I mean, if you watch old Tina Turner is doing it extremely well, but that that is what she is doing. What I mean like Proud Mary, like I bet with no Proud Mary, and no like Tina Turner and like her ladies like we don't exactly

get Beyonce the way we have her. I think she is heavily influenced and I would imagine that Michael Jackson is a huge part of that employer. But Tina Turner, they had such a specific type of performance of Michael Jackson was that first like sensational pop star who had the background dancers behind him and just like could stand

on stage. That's all he had to do exactly. I think he stood still for a minute and a half it was, and then asking yeah and then being like yeah, and then one woman got rolled out on a stretcher. Wait really yeah? Did you heard? Josh and Aaron Josh Sharpen Aaron Jockson tell the story all the time where it's like he's still standing there and just one woman faints and gets rolled out in a structure. Imagine loving someone that much. But he was he was, and he

was he was the biggest being that close to him. Yes, imagine your parents being and called and they say you have to come down to the hospital. Your child literally fainted about someone they don't know because they stood for a minute. Well, I'd be like, I mean, Michael Jackson has to be on the hospital record. I mean that on the chart. Have you ever cried about Gaga? Have you ever cried? Um, I've never cried about like I

went when I saw her live. I didn't cry because I was I was very ill and I just didn't have it in me. You really, yeah, I went ill? Um like, probably you shouldn't have gone. Yeah, I remember the times I've seen Beyonce. I'm like, I just I feel you were swept away with the spirit my parameters. Yes, I was like, oh my god, who do you love more than anyone else? That you felt your own parameter changed?

When I was younger, the Backstreet Boy, I was the girl that the security guards waved their flashlights in front of my eyes to make sure I was okay. I was damned on a stretcher because during one of their concerts, I had a sign for a J. McClean, who was my favorite, that said and I just loved his voice. I had a sign that said a J is my sex God. And I had to hide it from my

mother because you know, I wasn't like embarrassing. How do I explain that, um My sex sex And there's a part in their and their tour and Millennium tour where they fly above your head on skateboards, and that they're so close to you. If you're you know, certain parts of the stage, you can't get that close to him. But they come to you, honey. They come to every seat in that motherfucking house. And I swear I was wearing a little zebra cowboy hat. I'm from Houston and

he was wearing a cowboy hat for that show. And I held up my side and I swear to God that he looked at me and I tipped my hat and he tipped it back. I still believe it to this day. That will give you some material for years, you know what I mean? Scrub rub rub, Oh my god, bank bank tip a J McClean tipping his little hat. Get me wet? Who dah. It was a moment. I'll tweet about that. Come on, hashtag fuck me God, hashtag fuck me sex God. And of course the me is capitaled.

What if it's just a tweet, this is fuck me sex. I think that's an Annie ask Queeve tweet. Absolutely, there's I mean there's just so many The character of Annie ask Queeves husband, who is that god is husband doesn't Is it necessarily Joey No? I mean he inspires some of the ideas, but certainly not the actual and her husband in the in the world. Your husband's very dumb. Yes, yes, he's very dumb. He doesn't get it. I should not have married him. Yeah, we love that. Yeah. I imagine

Annie like a Betty Rubble type. I feel like she's very pure and clean. Okay, I've thought that Betty Rebel was pretty pure and clean with her pearls. Yeah, and she was always coming over with dinosaur meat and stuff. She like a good neighbor, she loves Oh did I say Betty Rebel? I meant Wilma Wilma Betty. Really she's cheated on Barney. Yeah. If Rosey O'donnald plays you come on. But Betty would also bring over some good dishes. Yes, and and Wilma. I can see she's closer to Wilma

than Betty. Yeah. Yeah, I think that's who I meant to say. Wilma is has had it with I mean she kicks him outside in the theme song, she locks the door I totally forgot about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah, that is that is some had some like marriage. I mean maybe all families sitcoms on someone will have this, but some real for children, for a show that could be consumed by children, some real marriage dysfunction. He would

yell at her a lot. Well, that's unacceptable. This is all coming from like the Honeymooners, like we always threatening to straight to the moon one of these, I will kill you one of these sane excuse me. Also, Archie Bunker, everyone like fully racist? Yes, oh yeah, that was written into is. Yeah, well I know that was like the whole character and that was like a comedic thing. But this is something you could do now, or maybe you

could if it was. I don't. I think we're ready another I think we're ready for another iconic racist cartoon. Or otherwise I'm ready for another iconic race. Was he racist to everyone? Yeah? Oh maybe like every ethnicity he was, but probably was the equal opportunity. But his thing was especially to black people, he was racist. Yeah. Well wasn't there a Yeah? So that that really there you go?

Were the Jeffersons their neighbors. There was a crossover episode, right, There was a crossover episode where they where they do, where they learn? Where are two learns? We need more crossover episode, which, yeah, I know they still do them on network TV, like Chicago Fire. We'll go into Chicago PD. But I don't want and I don't think Scandal and I don't think So Honey. Of course we are next. I don't think So Honey is going to be a crosstop over with Scandal. Olivia Pope's gonna run in uh

and she's gonna you know, I say, what's what? Did not? I know nothing about scandal? You know what? There's there's not much there's literally and to know. The other day I was watching uh in The Bachelor and a preview for this Scandal came on, and you would think it was like a psychological horror film. I was like, what the funk? Where's the show gone? It's like screaming and like whipping shots, like it's just crazy Shonda rhymes just nuts. Oh, I'm sorry, she's wacko? Is it supposed to be a

political show? And yeah, um, I want to do something, you know what whacko in the best way, We love you shot you. We don't usually do this on on Lost Culture, but I just I think this there there is there is a section on Annie Donnley's website which everyone should visit Annie donley dot com. There's a section on any Donley's website that is just so so special and so unique that I think, I think, I think,

I think it warns us reading it out loud. It's She has a tab on her website called Ideas and Joke, and it's just a list of original ideas and jokes. Check back for updates. Um so here, let's just read some of these jokes. What goes up must come down unless you take Viagara at least, are not going to hold up on the air. I think I think they will feed a man of fish, feed him for a day, teach a man to fish. Well, that's a straight up miracle.

That is some well mush husband to wife, get a boob job, wife to husband, get a break camp child, Merry Christmas. This is awful. Hell, if men are from Mars, then beat me down, sock t not Scottie. So hold on, hold on, there's one. There's one. There's one. Fine, Okay, maybe this doesn't quite translate, but there's there's one that

I happened to get the aesthetic of the website. Yeah you don't understand, okay, little graphics of points of beer, cheers in each other in between every it's GF cities. It's digital brutalism, as we call it in the design world. Digital of this app. And here we go. So um,

there's one that's just called that. There's the header a funny video dot dot two dots, and it just says instead of a video, it just says, wife is giving husband a hand job and and she keeps rubbing harder, harder and faster, and the Genie pops out of his brig Genie Grant's wife one wish dot dot dot. She asks to make her husband to be more in Dutch with his feminine These are my struggles, These are my ideas, and these are struggles as a married straight woman. And

that's a struggle. This is as beautiful. I would like to actually do a little test. Now. You famously posted up on your Facebook one day, and I don't know if you were I wondered if you regretted doing this after because of the demand that it created, you said, comment on this status and I'll read you like a motherfucking drag queen bitch bitch, And what what did you say for Bowen Yang? For me, she said, oh um, it didn't have anything to do. That was yes, yes, yes,

oh this is perfect. Do you want to just do you understay yourself? Did you tell your parents your big secret? No? No, no, no no, not that you're gay. That's you're honestly trying to break into the podcast circuit. Bat crunchy And of course for me, do you remember what you said about me? Um? Matt Rogers. Everything I need to know about pop culture I can gather from your Facebook page. Everything I need to know about you, I can gather within five seconds

of talking to you. Shut the funk up, bitch. Nobody asked me your opinion something like he said, shut up you loud asked yes, that's important. Yes, I mean that's beautiful. I feel very red. I feel like it's cathartic. So what I'd like to do is I'd like to give you some names, and you should be you should be there on the spot, and I will give you three This is hard, This is hard. Omar Rossa. Who is

omar Rossa? Omarossa was she? She was the contestant on the Apprentice and then she worked in the Donald Trump White House a little bit that that woman President Obama. President Obama, bitch, last time I checked, going to Martha's vineyard nine times a year is not okay for president? Okay, what the funk am I paying for? Exactly? My tax dollars are going for you? And Miss Michelle and her pilates classes and send in those trashy assue kids to

their Ivy League schools. You will not be missed. What then, are we paying for? What are we paying for? Up for? We? President? Okay, here's another one. Ronald McDonald. Okay, Ronald McDonald, you think you can dress like that because you're tall, You are more pale than my white ass. You need to go to the tanning beds and get yourself a little tanning mask and quit, honestly, quit catering to kids and quit pandering two kids. Right, you're right, he needs to, as

we say, level his pussy up. Ronald McDonald, Do you have one more? You know what? Um? Uh yes, I do, I do. Um no, you don't have to if you don't. Mr Rogers, Mr Rogers, quite great, Um, thank you so much what you've done for TV and what you've done for kids. But um, thank you so little for all those fucking shoes that you put on and off. You know how many people would dream for a pair of shoes? Yes, yes, yes,

yes you Mr Rogers, Mr Rogers. And what do you think of Tom Hanks playing Mr Rogers in a feature film? Is that true? Yes, that's news today. That's news today, which pot producer Joe told us explicitly not to discuss since this episode will be released two weeks later. But but he doesn't control us. Is the thing that he doesn't know? Oh my god? Okay, this is not a read. But but Tom Hanks is one of the good guys, and I'm holding out that he will stay a good guy. Think,

I hope? So I think if something comes out I'm going to the Moon. You're going to the moon? Would you have the means to do that? I don't think you did. Okay, we'll see, we'll see if I don't think they would allow you to go to the moon, and think it'd be a real fucking chaotic if something comes out about Tom Hanks, you better start reading People magazine again. Honey. Oh my god, you're right, and I need to just reverse everything. And I ask you a question.

You like bat Boys, but you don't like in Sync? Correct? Okay? So did you not? And am I not right? Who likes InSync? Who likes justin Timberlake? Now? Okay? I mean not not now? Is in like in the last year because as we know, he's a problem. But wait, did you dislike in Sync because they were a threat to Backstreet Boys? Yes? Okay, but I must say now that

the Backsty Boys have held up throughout the years. They kind of they kind of went into a more like do woppy thing after day and I think it's holding up for their age. And they're still touring and they're doing all their cruise ships honey and in Sync? What it aged Flash in the Pan and it aged you know what? You know? What album I enjoyed was um, I want to say like two thousand five, and then they had that song that I was um, it was Incompanie.

It was that one. No, it was the remember that song that was like, Hey, yes, that's it's called real World. Oh my god, it's a weird It's a weird world. Don't you know what? Weird world? Weird world, that's what it is. Yeah. Their harmonies so good? What is this face before I don't know that ship. Okay, but that's not good. Now I'll tell you what Mat didn't say. I'm sorry, I don't stay hell for me it again? You're drop my battery is hellouda? Now? Hello? Hello? Hello? Oh?

And that was the crucial part, the hello hello, the call I love a good storytelling song, thank you. How can we don't get them anymore? They start out with that song and paint this picture of this playboy, and then the next song they ask you to forgive them with UM, I want it that way. It's ridiculous. The line of Black and Blue? Wait, was was the call on that? That way was famously on the lenning I can't believe I have to get up in here? No I I was the one who spotted who blew the

whistle on? Not honey? Yeah, yeah, I made the mistake. Don't don't you even here? Even you didn't even listen to a Weird World. I don't need to listen to a Weird World because it's a weird song. No, I listen black and Blue and not when they hang up their hat the first time, I believe them. Oh my god, did you ever listen to that song? Siberia? Then my Huck gave time and Sibby and then I think it's a j oh it is could really sing huh yes, and he can be my sex guy and he's he

has that jawline. Bitch. Isn't Brian Littrelle a Trump? I believe he's a Trump. I would not be surprised. Well, yeah, and his cousin Kevin. You know they're Kentucky boys. They're trash. I have a beef with Backtry Boys. Actually that's not even related to Trump. What I don't think so honey Backtry Boys. Because after Since You've Been Gone came out, which famously went sometuban Gone. They came out with a

song that said, I just want you to know. Okay, lady, I gotta do the same thing from a donna didn't I'm excuse me. Okay, you know that she saved Bowen's life. He says that I saved my life. You say, lady, you say your life, and don't try to retreat just because she showed up at the Grammy's looking pulled. Don't you try to retreat? God, enough of that. Beyonce changed your parameters and Daga saved your life. Honey, Honey. Two can intersect Beyonce. I did not save your life. You

don't say that. I say Beyonce saved my life. Beyonce changed my life. When I have a story that I was coming out of college, did not know what the funk I was. I pulled out my mad school applications, didn't know what the funk I was gonna do with my life, didn't know if I was gonna stay in the city, I was going to move back in with

my parents. Depressed as hell until I was walking down Broadway and school in life came on by Beyonce and then her lyric stop living in a regret, Baby, It's not over yet came on and something clipped a which flipped and I was I was like, you know what I'm gonna I'm gonna make this work, And honey, I did make it work. Bitch, don't you dare try to rewrite my narrative. I'm proud of you. I I was

prompting you to say that. I don't think that that was not Beyonce's intention with that lyrics change your life. I have to say it is a throwaway lyric, and you read too deeply into it. You should do we should rechange your life. You're right, rechange You need to go to school, honey, Yes, that's honey. Rechange your life. Imagine my new song that I'm gonna put out, rechange, rechange your life. If you change your life, rechange a bit.

It didn't work, rechange your life. So, speaking of life, we're gonna have to ask you the question that we ask our guests. Actually, no guests has not been asked this question. That's true. Okay, that's not going to change today. Okay, we're gonna ask it and take it away. Annie. What was the culture that made you say A cultures? For me, it's the culture that you found swept under the rug by you know, a stern governess, but you found that culture under the rug and you said, I'm not telling

the governess about this. I'll take it to my room and I'll put it to my ear. Yes, every day it will grow bigger. And so it's a tree that I could climb to the skies of culture like Jack and bean stalk. So I have a question. You know you describe this so well. Is this like a moment that I knew or in retrospect? It can be both. It can be anything. It can be You know, a song that you heard, a movie that you saw, a TV show at play, the neighborhood you grew up in

a moment of life. Just something that made you you. Culturally your mother's cooking, Yes, something that made me me um. One thing that comes to mind is going to to this gay dance club in Houston. It's called South Beach. And I'll tell you why. It was so at such a turning point for me because I had never been to a gay club. I had only been to Street and there's such a different energy in the room and I felt like that this this was my scene. That it was all about the dance, it was all about

the fun. It was all about everyone feeling good and not feeling like I'm being hunted. And I was slapped by I was slapped by a man in the women's restroom and I deserved it, and I will never forget it. I'm sorry, slapped in the women's Houston gay bar, my little sheltered life. I had never seen a man bravely, without any regret, walk into the women's restroom and start paying. Okay, And so I go in the stall next to him

and I can see him. Uh, you know, his his legs underneath, and I had had some flirtinis or whatever, and I said out loud with a bathroom is full, Excuse me, don't you think you need to sit down to pee in here? And oh my god, what the fund did you just say? And he finished and I finished, and we met outside the stall. Oh god, I said, what don't you understand English? He goes, bitch, and he slapped me across the He said I speak three languages

and marched out without washing his hands. I don't care how many languages he speaks. He should not have his with his hands had I know, honey, I think I think about that all the time. I can't believe this. I was in shock. I was in shock and I loved it. Not at the time I didn't love it. I was like, oh my god, I have done something wrong. My existence is troubling, And now I just love it. I fucking deserved it. Oh I don't Well, I'm glad

that you love it, but I don't. I don't know that he should have slapped I don't think any man I ever hit a woman. But I'm happy that you feel that it was such a like motherly like. Don't take that way okay. Yeah, I don't know if that makes it any better, but I understand. I guess so. I'm also not promoting women, but I would say that. Well, I'll ask you this question. Do you think you'd be sitting here in this chat today had he not slapped you with his penis? Yes, I do. It did not

need to happen to anyone what I was expecting. But being at that club is yeah, okay, Because I will say Annie has a deep appreciation for nineties house music, big big for you, just for just for historic holistic queer culture. Annie, Annie knows, Annie is one who knows Annie. I will remind the children during Culture War marched down the aisle in full drag regalia. There was a fierce wig had a shirtless male was my first lace front wig.

I was very proud, beat beat for the gods. That hair was coming out of your head, yes, yes, and the body and the body suit honey, and the and the Yeah. It was unforgettable, unforgettable. And of course you came back for the second round and the third. Yes, I did not. I felt like the outfit was everything. I didn't deserve those final rounds, my I don't think so honey was okay, but I knew it was all about the what I was giving you. Look, but it

doesn't matter. It's you gotta get, you gotta get, you gotta get a gimmicks Stevenson on one side, if you want to get ahead, yes and gets it. I want you to as much as you can speak on this. What was what was? What? What was your sort of mindset going into culture War? When did the idea come that you had to have this entrance, this look, you know, like I because no one else did it, no one else thought to do it. There was there was Tim Murray who did a revers that was very good. Yes,

this was the next level. I mean, we didn't know where you were until we call him your name, and then you appeared. You appeared out of the the spotlight. Couldn't find me for a moment. Yea. But yes, that's

that's fine. Yes, But to answer your question, honestly, the moment you emailed me and asked me to be on this, and I think this was pretty far in advance of the show game, I was like, if he is Team Blue, I am going for Ice Queen and I'm point And I immediately got an Amazon and started googling Ice Cuen and that's all these stupid like frozen costumes. Very stupid, very stupid. Took me a couple of days to stumble upon the upon the Haunting Cape, as I call it.

But I do want to just point out that you were resurrected by me, and you did finish as a finalist on my team. I did so. I was I was read at the end of the night. Yeah, you were read at the end of the night, and it was my team that was victorious. I always do love to remind the listeners. Sure, um now, Annie, thank you. All three finalists were mine. Oh how do you feel about that? You know, the judges, the judges sort of you know, misstepped. I agree. I did perform sexual favors

on each one of them. So there you go. Well Annie, Um as a as as an active rectification of that night, we would like to present you. There's a there's um no question in our minds that this is the moment that Annie Donneley, we would like to present you for your excellence in culture with the fourth Lost Culture does Icon Award certificate printed for you. And this is the hat I'm giving her the hat, please please read the certificate out loud, Lost Culture Restas Icon Award awarded to

Annie Dunley spelled correctly. Bless you for your contributions and gagging and challenging Lost Culture Restas and all of its listeners, and your elevation of pop culture in your own light. Yes, own your own right. Yes, this is beyond. Please have the hat. You'll have to take that that feather on yourself. I won't do it for you and it won't fit on you now, but the hat is yours. This is everything to me. Thank you. So you are the second recipient of the You will join Pat Regan in the

in the Hall of Fame, in the last Culture of Fame. Absolutely, thank you so much, Annie. And on that note, we're going to take a break, take a short break, and we'll be right back with Annie. Yes, we're back with Annie don Yes, we're back with Annie don Lee, who has just been bestowed the last Culture Icon Award winner. What will you do uh during your reign and we don't know how long it will be, but how will you touch the world as the last Culture Kind of

Award winner? Well, I solemnly swear to um to you know follow through through social media. M I, you know, just keep giving the people what they want. Every performance, every public appearance. You know, I'm going to be representing you the Lost Cultures does and um, you know I have to step it up, you know. I can't just be wearing some Cole's sweater very shady, which is actually um real number fifteen of culture. You can't just be shady cold sweater. Yeah, yeah, so cold sweater. Now, Annie,

I think, oh my god, my mom loves Cole. It's such a thing. Do you know what it is is the coupons and all that. Every rack is the sales rack, so you feel like you're shopping smart. Yes, you know. And actually number sixteen of culture my mom loves absolutely immediately follows number fifteen. Yes, now I think that this is you know what not no one will really come close to you know, I'll mentioned path, but no one will really come close to you. Um, in terms of

this award, no one. Here's the thing. We don't give this out lightly. It's we give it a very heavily. Yes, yes, I understand. There's only two people now, and only two stowed with us. It's like you both are the Chad Michael's and Alaska thunder of last culture. Are you watching? Are you watching? I'm not. I just just telling mad I have to pirate the new I don't have hy sure actually yeah, we have to figure out, like, is that still the same this year where it's difficult to

watch the episode afterwards? They've been they've been posting the full episode online, have they? Yes? Okay, oh just on h com. Okay, it's not They might change it soon where there is some sort of wall. So I will be doing that tonight. You know, I don't go club and anymore not so give us a glimpse into finding out that you were preg So this is this is a real This is a big moment in one's life. Yes, it's a big moment. Yes, as much as you can want to share, of course. Yeah, I will say this.

Even if you plan and you and you make a vision, you you vision boarded up and you raw dogg it okay, okay, Um, the moment you pee on that stick, for me, I was like, I know, I know, I don't even have to feel because you felt your body was telling you that you are prag Yes, you just feel like the

surge of something. And I really do think it's like all the hormones getting ready to create something create, and and for me it was like surprise and immediate happiness and and then it's like, oh this changes, this changes everything. I would be thinking, oh my god, I'm so happy. Oh no, labor. See I haven't really thought about labor yet. And and some snarky mother friends what about and you had? This?

Is this paying your feeling right now? This is nothing compared to no, no, no, I know, I know, but but I have truly thought about labor. I'm just like, oh, this is going to be fine. I feel good some women a day, I know, I really can't just howling like a wounded animal. All. That's a really good impression. It's really good. Just like I don't know about it. I don't think so, honey, labor. Oh did you see there was like something it was I think it was

like some website. I think it was BuzzFeed actually like took the men on their staff and they were put through like a simulation of what labor feels like, like were stuck with like tornadoes like they were like I don't know, they put these like I guess, like what did you call them? Electrodes all over their body like on their stomach or whatever, and they would out of nowhere. They'd be laying on there and they were just shocked in with like what we're meant to be labor pains

and they would be scream unbelievable. I was going to say, stick one of those little things on your dick hole and have it expand, and maybe that would be more. It may equivalent is for men to push your lemon out of their penis for kidney stones stones worse than that, Well it is, but that's the best you can Yeah, right right? How do you get kidney stones? So I can never have them? It's it's a build up of uric acid and crystallized. I believe it isn't a mineral

Like if you drink a lot of mineral water. Yeah, yeah, it's like um what just yeah, it's mineral water. It's stuff. It's stuff that would you know crystallized? Wait, how do you I'm drinking pomegranate tea right now, and I so wait, if I drink a lot of water, it's gonna feel like a lemon coming out of No Matt, You're bouncing around, Look lemon, it's fine, nothing better come out of there. But p and come, um my god, you should or

no thanks. You ever heard about those men who go pee in the Amazon and the fish swims up there? You need to stop into their penis? Yeah, yeah, yeah, there's an Amazon penis fish that's fucked up. It was on grays Anatomy Amazon penis fish. That's my drag name, Amazon penis fish. The stage Amazon Wait, the ment pee in the water and the fish feel the warm then swim up stream. Yes, yes, I don't think so, honey,

in it It just it stays in there. Um and yeah, it's I don't know if it's really like draining your you know, your your bodily resources, but you know you have to get it out as soon as possible. Amazonian penis fish is culture is culture, honey. You can't say it's not culture. Can't. That's why anyone that says come to Brazil, I'll say, I don't think so, Hony. If I ever become a pop star and people comment on my Instagram, come to Brazil, I'll say, not with those

Amazon penis fish. Figure that out, then I'll book a date Polo. But Brazil, No, yeah, sorry, are Brazilian fans. We're not doing any I don't think so, honey lives which Paolo? Which Brazil? Bitch? The only part of Brazil will go to. Yeah, I'm not going where there's the penis fish, that's no doubt. Now I think that childbirth is um, you know truly and you would know. I would know. Um childbirth is is a beautiful thing. But

I mean, but yeah, let's get back to this. Do you how how are you feeling about just labor in general? I haven't. She hasn't thought about it, bit I don't. You haven't. I'm making it bringing it up again. Now she's gonna think about it more. I am. I am. I'm um so consumed with um, the day to day things that are happening in my body. And I have a little book, What you Expect when You're Expecting. It was bestowed upon me and it is helpful, but it

is very um terrifying. It gives you warnings. But that's okay. It's okay to feel scared as long as it's preparing you. Right, when is the do day for the baby? J What is that? What sign does that make it? It's um? No, it's that's one of the bitchy ones that like only likes designer clothes. You are in something else calls this mom lovesals. You are going to be shopping down and might be a title of that might be I don't know before digital brutalism is ahead for me, digital brutal

because I feel like that represents Annie. You know what, fine, fine, fine and fine, but this baby better learn. Oh this baby, I would say this, this baby better to learn how to how to you know, take a joke, tell me about it, because because with these parents, I don't know, you enjoy, you are going to be fucking making jokes to that. I feel like we have to be careful because I could really turn on us, Like how will we feel like when we're making jokes at this baby

and this baby's like, I hate comedy. I don't like to laugh. I'm antisocial because of all the jokes you make. And I do not want a little wallflower child outgoing. You don't want your baby to be that person that's like around comedians and they go, can we ever not do a bit? Oh my god, there's nothing worse? Always a bit like why can't we ever be just like real real go hang out at the corner. Yeah you know,

you know, I've been. That's all your real friends. Yeah, I've been that person, and I've I've been to a bodega when my friends Okay, well and stay there. Just lucky, you cute standing on the corner in front of the bodega waiting for what John? For what? John to pick you up and take you home? You have heard of a penis vision. I got an Amazonian penis fish in my pants. That's really sick, you know, I try. That's a real cank. I bet some penis serious funny release

the fish. Sure, it's the only way I can come is with these fish swimming in my your reader, whatever you guys have you Yeah, I think that we all have your wreath. Actually, I think across the board women have theirs. To you is stuff you need to know. Are you gonna be a mother? Wait? Hold on? Did because Bowen's sister just recently had a baby, which means she went to a childbirth. She does she have a

natural birth? She was it all about the drugs. She wash, you don't have a masked but she she went into labor at three am and then the baby was more until eleven. That's you know, labor, which you know that seems pretty normal to me. I don't know. Can you stop it? Honestly, I don't. I have not even wait said I didn't bring up the labor again, you did. I was just I did not normalize the labor time. I have to tell you, shaking his mother like he has any dog in this fight. Get out? You know.

I skipped to the end of the book where it's all about how to you know a sister partner in labor. It's for the guys. There's there's such as for the husband, and it was describing what I will be going through, and honey, I flipped it right back to week fifteen. I'm not ready. Okay, yes it was. It was bad. So you're you're this is impossible. Childbirth is impossible. Every woman, almost every woman, almost every woman, almost every woman. Every

this is tough. I don't know. Here's the thing. Almost every woman. Look, I'll say, almost every woman should God. We have been tasked by God. It is your duty. I don't know. All I know is this um. You know who said she's had two babies and whenever she's asked about her pregnancy, she's very upset. Kelly Clarkson she had bad pregnancies. Clarkson's pregnancies that they weren't they weren't enjoyable. Well, but did the Kim Kardashian have a horrible second? She

had a bad one. But then there's some women like That's say the pregnancy is the most beautiful time in their lives. They were more comfortable every day than they ever. How are you feeling right now? You feel pretty good, feel comfortable. I feel great and frequent, frequent peing. But I'm already kind of getting into that mode of like you have to deal with my presence. I am pregnant, I am doing my own thing. I do not care. Yeah,

that's good, that's good. Like before we hit we hit the airwaves, she said I may have to leave at a moment's nose to go pee, and we said, yes, we couldn't push back on them. We can be like no, we actually were contacted beforehand by her wraps and said you cannot push back on We didn't even push back. I have been slapped in the face by a gate I refused to be pushed and he was a representative of the gay community, yes as a whole with his

penis hands. And you've been slapped by another penis hands. I'm sorry, we have to find him and kill him. He's useless, he's just useless, deserves he's it's punishable by death, and he way. I mean, I I don't just to go back to that. I don't accept I don't accept that. No, that was horrible. You shouldn't have gone through that. You shouldn't have gone through that. Maybe, but we were both so like, you know, it's one of those stories that we're both drunk. Maybe maybe I shouldn't have said it.

Maybe he shouldn't been in the girl's bathroom. Maybe he shouldn't have he should have washed his hands. I mean, there's a lot of exactly you know what, if you met him now, you might be close friends, close friends. He could teach me all those languages. He knows three of them. I would like to know what these languages are, Honey, American sign languages does not count. I was just going to say, American Sign language does not count. I took

it in college. As they call it, the I P A I P is a beer knows of culture whenever. Sometimes when you go on the dating apps, it'll say I P A I don't know. They just talking about the beer. I don't know what I P A is. I thought it was international phonetic alphabet or something, and I just didn't understand under languages. They say, are you looking this up? Look there's that? Please look up. If

there's H p J. Look up. If there's two different kinds of I p A. And I'm not talking about like very bitter I p A, that's what it's going to pull up. Well, if it pulls that up, you're both. We're both right as well as international. Thank you gods, dear gods, Thank you God. What is the Greek gods? The Roman gods? Which gods are you beckoning? Pantheon? I'm Greek. I'm Greek, which means I believe in several several gods, the pantheon. Yes, of course, Zeus afroditey Honey, Hercules, Hermes,

you know all my girls? Yeah, I have a lot of girls. Yeah, yeah, mighty Hara Hara of course, Harrah my my number one girl. Um did I say, who's the number one girl? Yes, I'll see him again because we're very close. I can't forget Zeus. Zeus is the queen?

What is Somebody accepted an oscar and thanked all the Greek gods, I would I would like I have to thank Zeus, I have to thank ting to like hermis my glos I, oh my god, all the way under the sea tonight, aries you can ground hercules go to bed, sweetie, there you go. Oh my god. I can I tell you what? I don't think? So, honey, whenever anyone wins an OSCAR and they tell their kids to go to bed, shut up, come on, and that's so overuse, over done.

We've heard, we've seen, we've seen it. You know. Um Will Ferrell just did it on S and L. I think he said my son's birthday was. Can I tell you something? You're not fooling me, because guess what if the oscars, I know they take three hours before, so you know those oscars are at five PM. So therefore that means around five five these best supporting actress winners telling their kids to go to bed. Guess what, honey, unless your kid is a motherfucking infant, it's not going

to bed at PM. So think about that. That's me pulling back the curtain. Non culture. Wow. So they're just doing it for the they're doing it for the moment, the moment. I didn't know that that was that it was. It was a pre taped absolutely, I would imagine that they showed the Oscars live in l A. There's yeah, Well, live in l A means like five PM in l A. That's what I'm saying. So when those actresses get up there at five and they say, go to bed, sweetie,

I love you, it's like six o'clock. But maybe their kids are on these coasts. I don't think I know what even if even if they are, it's only which is which might be late the kids kids saying any any time past nine, kids are gagged and they say I stayed at past nine. That's ridiculous. God, But six pm, I mean, really, that's way to know you two are wrong. I don't if you if let me tell you something, I will meet your kid, I would assume, okay, And it's staying up all night, and I don't know. I

mean it will for the first couple of years. It will stay up all night, okay, and then when I'm doing my late night comedy shows, I will keep that kid awake for when I arrive and we'll all go to bed together at two am, and we'll all get up at ten am and we'll be a happy family. I have a question for you. Put him on blast. Which com e venues are you going to bring your kid to? And which ones are you not going to bring your kids? In New York? Um, I will never bring my kid to uc B East. Just what is

that a movie theater? The kid will want to be? Where's the popcorn? Where? Yeah? Um, I will bring my child to. Um, what's a good one? Um? You know what? I know where you would have brought your kid July departed. Your kid would have been crawled on the floor. Did you know? I was teaching a class and a rat scurried across the floor and this girl who never spoke in class, she was I was trying so hard to

get her to speak and open up. She stood up, grabbed a trash can lid as a shield like Xena the Warrior Princess, and beat the rat with the broom didn't kill it. The rat runs into the back room. I said, class is over, honey, you cannot go on from that moment. And a boy finished the job in the back killed it, and together the class killed the rat. Killed the rat, and I said, we will form a circle and we will have a funeral for this rat. I mean we left it there for the poor soul

who had to clean it up. But we that class is bound forever until the end of time by that rat. Yes, and Andy Barback had a rat fall from the ceiling in that day. Oh my god, that's so Can you imagine that in that theater, enjoying a show and a rat falls upon you your head, rat fols on a student's head. You know what? It's over? Can we get it? Can we get real on this? How do you do you miss the space or do you miss the theater um?

Or do you do you miss neither? I missed the theater Sometimes I think, oh, that space was so cool. But I house managed there and I was I had to work there and it would get so crowded. And there was one bathroom. I hated that. There was one bathroom. One bathroom that was right there by the stage. So any time somebody, you know, dropped the kids off, it would just stuck up the whole I dropped the kids off a lot in that bathroom just I took a ship there. Yeah, it beckoned. It was a nice bathroom.

It wasn't a nice bathroom. Wasn't the four season It was a spacious bathroom season the four season, I will say that's that's space. There was something about this, I mean Annoyance Theater departed beautiful. There was something special about that space and beautiful. But just the fact that fucking rats fell from the ceiling is unacceptable. I was totally unaccepted. You know what, what were more like shitty with rats? That's a read, that's a read, that's a red looks

with rats. But you're a comedy show. I don't mean, I don't mean to I don't mean since you know, comment on just just acquiring that space. But you know what, because what were you to do? What were we to do to plug up all the holes with um rat cement? I mean, like what you do have fun memories there? Probably because rat never fell on our head. But but I'm able to say that I have fond memories. There's just two shows every day. You had Good Morning Hell

with Anadrezin. That was a good one, that was really fun, and then Hi, Yes, And I believe the Annoyance Back Theater is where the infamous line treat to me. That's when we first looked at and at any and we said, you are a treat to me a treat to me. Actually, maybe that should be a treat to me. You walked into that that back room with your entourage of all the lake Homo hi, and you saw me sitting there and you go, you are a treat to me. And Bowen lost his bladder. I was never never gets old.

It's it never will know a treat to me because Annie is a treat. And with that, I think that we should treat each other with some I don't think so, honey. I think it's time. I think he arrived at the moment of I don't think so honey, which is of course, um that moment when we take one minute each to rail against something in culture and we have something in common here because Annie Donneley has you know, I don't think so, honey lost culture before. Yes, yes, and and

that's specifically us. And it was very disrespectful. And that was and you never did get contacts, bitch clocked news in fat I didn't not new ones, but I am about to get new classes, was my read on that one. Oh can we hang out because all your friends get famous except you, bitch. That's right, And what have you done? I've been trying really hard, but you're hanging out now, that's true. Okay, So I actually would like to go first, Okay, yeah,

because I'm, you know what, classically unprepared. So this is Matt Rodgers as I don't think so, honey, and his time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Any motherfucking do we have an overpopulation problem? Bitch? We don't need your fucking stupid ass kid. How this gets, bitch, get part of Sheila sixty years old? This motherfucker Annoyance Theater is closed. How the funk she gonna keep a kid alive? She can't even keep her motherfucking own theater alive, bitch,

annoying theater. Yeah, I'll tell you what's annoying this bitch coming up and doing every comedy show, doing her anti comedy. Oh, dearly departed Annoyance theater. There's no place for all the anti comedians to go. Guess what, bitch, check any bill that any motherfucking Donley is on. She's coming out here doing character performance and goes no, but she annoyed my ass. I don't think so, honey. Annoyance datter. Okay, Annie Donley, let me tell you something, bitch, Let me tell you something.

There is a problem in the world. It's overpopulation, polluting, polluting the world. You should have checked the population of the world before you got pregnant. Okay, I rude the day, That's what I am. Mortified. I rude the day, and it even make sense. I should have checked the population. We don't need your kid. Bitch didn't even come up

for air on that one. Oh my god, I was feeling some kind of way and I've been waiting to take you down since you came for me several times times and you tried to blacken my name and and I smeared it good you did. You tried to come for me, and I come for you this So I mean none of what I said that that was a read. Wow, I don't I don't know if I can follow that well. I think that you. I think that you can. I think you know what to do. You have to I'm deflated, Okay,

all right, I think you know what to do. And I don't think so, honey. His time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Any motherfucking dony bitch, you think you can just come on the show and we're gonna award you the Lost Culture rests icon of word and the hat just really fucking nearly. No, there's a price to pay, motherfucker, you are going to take a verbal

assault from us. And don't you dare hashtag me to this one, bitch, because because you cannot, you cannot say that that this was that you did, that this was unwarranted, honey, a bitch deserved I have. I have not recovered you. You contented on my sexual life, on my on me not getting laid, bitch, because honey, it is a chore for me to fucking bag a man, to bring a

man home into my bed. Impossible with these glasses that I will never get glasses, bitch, I never get contacts, bitch, is what I meant to say, so, honey, Honey, I don't think so, honey, any Donny and bitch this baby you better you this baby will resent and Joey and say I can't laugh because my mother she ruined laughter for me. Oh my god, you better if you and I guess what if you don't make us the baby's godfathers,

we will never stop. I don't think so, honey. Yes, we're going to We're cat we're super cats, like religious Okay, I thought we're gonna say we're super casting the Godparents. I say, I am religious, and then I religiously forget to pay off all my credit cards. Okay, you go coming for a newborn? Is at all? Is a new low both of you. Shame on you accepted, happy to lower the bar. Happy to lower the bar, because when you step on that stage and you come for us,

it only made us stronger. Do you want retaliation right now? Is that you go ahead? Whatever you want, whatever you want? Oh, bit, this is this is I don't think so g starts now. I don't think so, honey. I came on this podcast to talk and do it. I don't think so honey. On the Sims three and how it is so cool to be a vampire Sims But after that ferocious read, I don't think so honey. I will be coming for your host Matt Rogers. And how how yare you post

on social media? Yesterday you had your most favorite guests all time and then asked me the next day to come in after that, and all your friends are like, who was it? Who was the guest? Please tell us? Chained to your podcast? And then you drag my ass what we work with all the slugs of humanity sitting on bean bags and I have to pour water from the well just to get a sipop here. You tell me I cannot take a bathroom break. I am pregnant. Never read me after you doubt you tell you you've

already had your favorite guest. Why have anymore? Podcasting should be shut down forever dog never, don you're a rude, rude rude I don't think so, dog never you are forever dog. You have the wire in your mouth. Job so nervous. He was eating, he was eating the equipped it It's okay, Oh my god, you know what, do we feel better? Even? I feel like that was very

act God. That's You're only going to get that from Annie. No. I mean, come on, you think, because after those vicious reads we gave people would usually you know, they would they would go back into their proverbial shell. But not you, no turtle, and that was that your queen. She was not going to recede or conde. I have to say, it's very surprised by the icon of where it was, very surprised by these reads. We're shocking and shocking podcast

I don't know, but we are last pro god bilingual bilingual. Honey, I speak two languages. This is um. You know this is a huge episode and you know we don't even try it and had your huge goods stop this this this was this was magic. Look, Annie is Queen of king pussy Tastic? What is it? Post tastic mega madness? You can't can't handle the bit? I think we didn't say it one more time together? Any queen Kingdom Queen post potastic mega madness. You can't handle the bit. I'm gagged.

I'm gagged for Phil And with that, I think we have to wrap it up on this episode of Last Culture Estas. Thank you Annie Donley, who you can follow at Annie Asked Queef on Twitter and twitter at Annie the Queen Donnley on Instagram or is it the other way around? Now that's correct. I know, I know my handles, you know your history, your history. Let's say, is there anything you want to say to all the listeners? Um,

there are other podcasts out there. Just remember that you have options as an American and utilize that freedom soldiers are dying for. Yes, absolutely absolutely, I think we're gonna sing our song. The soldiers are dying for podcasts. Let me tell your story about the car that Jane Man does me and my Bosman now does do end up a misery during the more then and Invert and Then What I Said him Dying podcastwhere soldiers are dying for podcast everywhere I said I don't more Well, let don't

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