"A Piece of Gay Information" (w/ Solomon Georgio)

on stage in two thousand thirteen. I was doing Mary and Williamson all around town. You could see me. I was doing Marian Williamson down down. I created Marian Williamson. I am Maryams. I was the first Mary, I'll be the first Maryann is the president. And if you tell me now, I'll say, go findon Marian Williamson. If you're listening, oh can you even be the vixen? And the vixen thought she was a vixen. Honestly, now all of this, all this backlash is coming out like, oh, she's an

anti vaxer, which is not totally true. She's just like new aig enough to where she she called it or welly and Drew Coonian, she like saying that it's not necessarily it's not necessarily it's not necessarily true. She's she's just one of those people who's like, why the pharmaceutical industries throwing throwing pills at you every day for stuff that you don't need pills for. She's one of those people,

which is still problematic, but whatever. And then her whole like AIDS thing during the nineties where she said allegedly said that gay men get AIDS from hating themselves or whatever.

But like that like is not is dissonate with this whole thing that apparently she started some like like um like AIDS support thing in eighty nine or something like there's so much you clearly have nothy on her went down this rapical because people are this is this there is I'm kind of like telephone gain kind of thing that's going on because and honestly, let's say that she is homophobic at the next homoph and she is this fucking anti Baxter. Honestly, I'm saying, who fucking cares? Because

she's just a fun Anita Bryant. She's a fun bigot in that case, Anita Briant was like, it's like, if I need to Brian shilled for mimosas instead of orange juice. It's like, it's so fun. She's your drunk. She's she's a wine mom who's running for president. She's into crystals and sage and ship and I love it. We're net positive on Marian I think I say, I'd say it's a gift to us all it's the new adults. Em

is a percent. Maryanne Williamson when when she said girlfriend and when she turned to the camera and said, if I would love and Donald Trump, I'll see you on the field I love. I was like, okay, we need to see her for at least get rid of god Tim Ryan the penis with that suit on penis with him, he's got to go. And honestly, Hick and Looper didn't even retch. Andrew Yang has big checking Riya during the break's energy checking Ryan during the break. He's married. I've

seen him on Riya several times, Andrew Yang. I know he's been on Riya for the gays. All I'm saying is he has big riot energy. He looked to me, he looks like a riot date. Are you alleging that, Andrew Yang, I'm not alleging nothing. I'm saying he has the energy, honey, and having the energy of something is way different than doing it. It's actually real culture number seventeen having the energy or something very different from doing it.

And of course number nine of culture is when she came through with girlfriend us own who knew that this would be the big Maryanne emisod, Oh my god, I didn't think. And I'll say this, I knew some people close to me in my life and when she announced our candidacy they said I'm all in. I was like, but I'm a bigger fan today than I was. He yesterday. Love was such an easy because it was and he's again to play yesterday, but now today love love women and on the on the fields, our guests just came

from a viewing of yesterday. Really what Okay, I have so much, but you got to know this is it. This is a Danny Boyle stamp. Well, okay, we can talk about the First of all, we were already thinking that I guess I don't know who this is a girlfriend he is and I need to know who he's written on our guest. Oh truly, truly a full dynamo. I've loved him for so long, ever since I saw his comedy Central half hour. When did you see if this is? This is three years ago with Joel. This

is Joel's class, Joe Firestones class. Um, you know when I met this person? Where where you guys are? J Oh my god, I love that. And that's when we first met. And Guy Brandham said to me, I think the gays are going to go out? And I said, who were the gays? And he said, meet you and Solomon. I love that. Solomon, Solomon and I. It's not not the same trenches, but Solomon and I were the gays for two dop queens in the last season. Gay queens

me Solomon and Josh Sharp. Now what else has this perm This person has been one okay, so uh Solomon, Uh we we we said his name already. But our guest is a writer for so many great shows, High Fidelity, Crashing, the next season of Shrill even. We love that very much. Um, and and and and he's going on tour, the Diva Tour. It's called Diva. Oh my god, you have you seen the imagery I have, in fact, and I always think

our guest imagery is on point, griend girlfriends. It starts kicks off in d C serving you the angles, at Drafthouse, serving you angles, shot contouring looks, Taylor made custom and customer singular. I would say, when did you hear Rihanna sing? You know it's her, And when you see Solomon's face, you know it's you know, so please welcome to your ears, Solomon Georgia. It's wonderful to see you outside of the Crunch Green Point. Thank you. Yes, we ran into each

other at the third Yes, he I was. I was like, I was trying to get your attention and you were doing the I don't know anyone else here. Well, I was actually like, do you know what? I was listening to Fifth Harmony and I was kind of singing a little bit, and then we had a brief conversation. And then as I walked away, I was like, I wonder how outwardly I was singing Fifth Harmony. It could have been didn't hear it? Otherwise I would have joined in. Yeah, right,

post Camilla. It actually was pre Camilla, because I know pre Camilla exit, I should pre Camilla exit. I don't necessarily recognize feft Harmony as a thing post Camilla. I don't know how they had songs and that last album they had, Yeah, which ones were fun? There's one that goes he got that like hang on them? Yeah it was so yeah, it was really Yeah that was. That was a banger. We can really tell by the energy. This, no, this if you could take my pos right now, you

hammer that was. That was the first time I ever heard Fifth Harmony was like, what the funk is? This is? Okay? Actually watched their season of X Factor, so I actually bought the miss moving on who was their coach, Simon? So Simon, this is actually interesting. So the two big girl groups, now, I would argue our Fifth Harmony and Little Mix both came from X Factor. No, Little Mix wasn't Simon. Little Mix was not Simon. Little Mix was

to Lisa, to Lisa, never forget to Lisa. Although many many, how many people didn't even know who she didn't even know she was made people at this table, maybe even Meg I didn't HPM was shaking her goddamn well, um, but then, what did fit Harmony cover again while they were on the show? They did? They did some great little interpreted the season. I did watch the season, but I do not recollect. Yeah, because they really didn't really the weird the weird thing by in sync. No, I'm

saying they didn't really pop while they were. That's what they didn't win their season. They did not wait, didn't win. Famously, a lot of the people that really succeed from the show One Direction did not win. Um, the Fifth Harmony did not win. Also, um, the Beatles. The Beatles didn't

win X Factory and they did fine. No, because for me, Fit Harmony was a blip on my radar during the Brittany meme of at All where she like the Fifth Harmony got it to advance to the next round and then they cut to Brittany and she just makes that face of like what the fuck? So you you you watched that season that was Brittany and Demi? Yes, and that's there was a lot there was like there was a lot of crying for Demi. Yeah. Well might have been in the throws. She was like writing the mix

of it all. Yeah, she was on the version on the edge. You know, I saw Normany performed the other night. Yes, that's right, Normany is that bit really her Normaney of not seeing it performing Normany sings that song with sim Smith Dancing with the Stranger, and Normanni sings a song with um what's his Face? She'd be featuring, She'd be featuring She's gonna tell me what your love love? Yes, you know what I saw was Dia the other day. I loved it. Took me a moment to realize her

songs were not Rihanna. She's great, and I think she like she's like into comedy, dies into commed I think she like whatever. This is such a This is such a non brag, truly because I love diet. But like she followed me, and I was like on Twitter, like okay, And then I went to go to you while she was following, and she like just follows like a bunch of like comedy folks. I'm like, yeah, she's troubled musician, terrible taste, taste and follows. She following Patty Harrison and

the like, wait, we have to talk about something. You just pointed to me. When that got the follow of all follows on Instagram, I wasn't going to bring this up. I'm bringing up bringing up my gross follow so I'm gonna bring up. This is not a gross follow Marion Morris follows Matt Rodgerson. Do you know Marion Morris? Sometimes I don't know things. Okay, Well this is let me know you Disney. Oh my god, the one who took

the song that no one else wanted. Yes, but did you watch the New York Times Future where they just kind of like talked about the process of picking the person who would sing that. She's got an amazing for She's an amazing she's an incredible sciance songwriter and and really good. And so we saw her at Bowery ball Room on the first album and those this is pre the middle, pre like huge mainstream pop success. But fucking

Maren Morris. I love. So she went to your highlights to see your Taylor Swift Lover soundtrack parodies and then she d MS you because Matt sent me the screenshot. You are so fucking funny, and I told her math I was like, well, I'm obsessed with you. I was like, me and all my friends one to go see you at Battery. I was like, we were up. Oh my god. This Maren wrote Second Win for Kelly. Yes, that's true, that's true. That's true. This this Kelly Connection. Come on, Matt,

I should word to Kelly. Yeah, but that's anohing that I said. Our jama all the time is the commercials for Kelly's new talk show. Oh wait, you've seen commercials for it. Yes, I've seen no commercials for yet. I feel like ru Paul is everywhere right now. I'm just saw on the treadmill watching those like so you're up on the treadmill and jam. Okay, treadmill queen. Can I tell you? Cardio is hard for me? Now? I hate it? Yeah, and I still do. Yeah, I mean I used to

be cardio queen. Look, I'm aging, so my body is for sure gonna follow up. So I must, I'm must do the cardio part. Cardio vascular health is in like it's imperative. So when you get on the treadmill, what are you doing a couple of miles? Well, I'm actually do the elliptical and I do the StairMaster. Okay, you gotta work the legs and usually it's discussing, but I do about an hour or so you do total of cardio? Yeah, that's so hard core. Okay, I don't do high impact,

so it's still maybe that's like patients. That's like mental like, okay, I have like the Internet with me, but I'm just like watching Bob's Burgers and climbing upstairs. I'm fine. I have a question. So, when you're doing the elliptical, do you how do you plug in so that you can hear what's going on the TVs? Are we just supposed to watch You're supposed to have one of those um headphones doing I can get into the treadmill. Yes, and I look it's first of all, the only thing they're

showing on the TV is Supernatural. It's just on all day long on every channel. Yes, yes, I'm there during the day during the week, and so it's like I get a lot of like the daytime TV. So I am gonna be I guess when Kelly Show does debut. I guess I'm gonna be right there. How does the show look? The Calico daytime show? It looks so simple and so fun. And that's the only reason that I actually want to plug in my headphone because I can tell she's singing in the commercial. Yes, I want to see.

My whole thing is I was nervous about her doing a daytime show because I didn't want her to stop singing. But it feels like singing is going to be very much an element, but it feels like it's been sort of under wraps for so long. Words with RuPaul it was like, what a quick turnaround that was. Yeah, Rupau's also had some interesting guests, but RuPaul's also had a talk show before. This is Kelly's first talk show. So seven was like, you have to learn how to do this.

We know, I think it's abused in September everything, And wasn't it like start taping it like in the fall I had of mo that was at the pilot tape, the mode imported to me the moll had said. What the moll had said was that she talks a lot, and that it was she was obviously a natural, but

it was her first time doing it. So the pilot taping was long, but but that they had a lot like apparently they shot a lot of segments so that they could cut it down and have the best of the best, but they did a lot like Bitch was, you know, playing with a snake. Bitch was talking to about human interest celebrity guests on the couch. She was singing, t working, you know, she was working well. I just she has that big Greek booty in her. She's Greek. Oh so you guys really do have so much in

common as well. I am Greek. That's why I have my ass. Yes, wow, I didn't know. I don't know Greeks had asses. We do, that's a thing. Really. The statues. Have you ever seen a Greek statue? I have? Literally that was my first crush. I don't know, you know what a god I mean. It was the statue of David, Like, yeah, honestly with with his little penis. I mean sorry, the first, the truly, the the first David is a small penis,

has a small penis. Okay, I think that penis is just it's flaccid, and I think we should embrace them. We should embrace them. Yeah, I guess we won't know until someone gets David hard. I would I would get

a horny to art books. My mom would buy like these giant like coffee table books with like Greek statues and ship and like it was beautiful, cause I would like learn art and I would like appreciate art and aesthetics and like I could could like talk about like oh and this is this Sara and Sarah, and then I'd be like, oh, and I'm also horny for this um for you know, the one with the god, the dad with the snakes, and yeah that one children flinging children,

Yeah whatever that I had the snakes, that's what it's called. I had those art books as well, and I also have the figure drawing books. And that's also how I drew my own porn. I would drop my own porn to you. You used to dry. I was a big draw that I drew all the time, and I was obsessed with like I but also my brothers found all my drawings ones shut up and were they erotically yes, but also some of them were their favorite superheroes, so they're like, I'm gonna have this from my room. So

it was like, oh my god. So yeah, they learned a lot about well. I had one that I was particularly proud of, which was the Hulks bottoming for Spider Man. What you could vividly draw that the Hulk body for Spider Man with the Spider Man mask one, but the details you go into, I would spend hours. Wow, you're a talented artist. Well you didn't see the art. You don't know yet, but I am very good in order to vividly draw that and you know what it is, you'd have to be good. Was it just line drawings?

Would you color like you would color? Would God? I'm I was just pencil sketches and they were just very as detail as possible. So it really did affect my younger brothers. That's amazing. You know. What I did was I would so this is actually this actually like sparked like whatever, like storytelling, creative instincts, whatever. But I would like draw my own animis and then I would like like create stories out of them and plot points and stuff, and I would put them in like photo albums. Oh

my god. I would like cut out the drawings and put them in photo albums and like write down like, oh, this is what happens in this part of this season, you know, like it was kind of it was. Yeah. In high school, I had a whole series called Tales of the City, and I like something else, but some it was it was like a story like I took like three girls that I knew in high school and turned them to these alien characters, and I would like

update the story as much as possible. And I love that based on what was going on in real life, No, not based on It was sort of like it's weird, dystopian nonsense sort of story about three separate species and an alien race and this one dumb idiot that follows them around. You love comic books, what would you say? It's the culture that made you say? Cultures for you? Yeah, yeah, we talked about this because we talked about Dark Phoenix

the other day. I did, and I'm obsessed with comic books when I was a kid, it I especially, But also that's uh. We also mispronounced a lot of their names for the longest time, sure like oh yeah, just just in Oh yeah, we were like we were I think it was until we saw the X Men cartoon

that were like, oh it's not pronounced okay, yes, oh stupid. No, Well, that's like I used to call Hermione, Hermione, and because I had a fourth grade teacher who said hermion and it makes sense in Montreal, I would call the you know, return of the Jed. I saw a Return of the Jedi that I would say, yeah, so that's rou Oh yeah, we were we sucked up so many words were yes, we couldn't help it. There. Did you see the New

Dark Phoenix. I have not seen it. We discussed it the discs, were going to watch it, but probably be not until it's plane on a plane, on a plane, you think it's a plane film. So I saw it with Sam Taggert and Miche Townsend and Julio Torres, and how did you feel. We all went in being like, it's gonna be so bad, it's gonna be so stupid and terrible and honestly not unenjoyable of the film, even you. Sophie was. Sophie started out kind of like Rocky. You're like,

oh no, can she do this? Can she carry this movie? And I think she does a pretty good job. And like it's like a fully like soulless film, but it's like beat by beat, it's like entertaining, and you're like, okay, I'm like engaged, I'm not like looking at my phone, like and then it's like two two hours and twenty minutes and like it can lose like thirty five minutes, but like it's it's it's an unenjoyable film but completely unnecessary.

That's for me. The last set of x ME movies have been like the most like insane set of films. I've ever seen, because it's truly everyone to go, hey, you know that secondary character that we decided not to build up very well, and they're now the start of the movie. Like what. It's also so weird to me that they had to, literally because Jennifer Lawrence's fame, they had to make Mystique a huge part of the movie and a good guy because she's really fair. She's a

big part of them, is she really? Because in the original in the Rebecca Romain cinematic universe, um, which is what I call the originals, she's nothing. Well, yes, in that set, yes, But if you're talking about the comic book, she is an influencer, she's a mother, she's she's just rogues. Whole origin story is because of her. Really, so you would say that the Jennifer Lawrence cinematic universe does more

justice to the comics than Rebecca Romain cinema. Look, neither of them do real justice to the comics, right, But Mystique is a much bigger character in the comic books. Here, I'm gonna throw something by you. They come to your door and say, we want you to write the X Men movie. Is that something you're excited about? Yes, yeah, you should do My god, I would fall apart. You should do this while Storm would be in the right

front and center. They've always done Storm dirt. It's insane, like a the first movie with halle Berry where they were like, okay, don't do the after an accent and then she didn't hang on to something. It was a blessing in disguise. It was really like, I'm never like, I love Hallie Berry so much, but I love and after an accident is black actor one oh one, And if you can't do it, that's but she wasn't even doing it, and she she did like this weird odd yeah,

like stilted, like like this dying diplomat. It was very strange. Although I find that Hallie Berry has very modern gifts. She has modern gifts. And then she did deliver like I think one of the campiest lines in a superhero movie, which is, do you know what happens to a toe when it gets to the same thing? You know. They paid Josh Weeden a lot of money to come into write just just that, and it's a perfect line. It's very good. It's the same thing, the same thing as

everything else. Also, halle Berry, you can say, she doesn't commit every single time, like I remember that movie Kidnap. Oh God, literally it's nine of the dialog in that movie, and then the other and then the tem percent is where's my phone? Where's my phone? It is she will. I'll give her always great credit for that because she will never ever give nothing than have you seen introducing Dorothy Dandridge. Of course that's a great performances. I would

even say her best performance. I think one of the greatest performances of all time is in Baps Black African Princesses and Wow. I also think that's one of the best will reading scenes in the film Will Read Reading. There's a scene at the end where there's a will reading and they decided not to learn any legal jargon whatsoever. They be the characters. No one learned any legal jargon.

So what they decided to do instead is play this weirdly knockoff John Williams music as the as a lawyer slowly reads and the couch goes to the mom and it's nothing but just reaction shots, no words, It's just reacting to the will reading it. That's the way to get around. It's actually really smart. Three minutes and it's so beautiful. I cannot probably explain how much I love that I carry writing, writing, writing, wills, readings. That's perfect.

That is something I really would have taught us in writing schools. If you don't know how to do something, have it happened with no dialogue. I really would have told us, oh yeah, and that is great advice to because it's it's just the most it's too entertaining. Like I love anyone, anyone speaking while music is playing. That's just when I just hyper focused. I'm like, let me see what you can do with your face, let me

see you mode. But in this case, it was just emoting with music and now is yes, and it was just everyone and then and then right after that, they go right into the the aftermath of everything, where they opened a salon that's half soul food, half hair and perfect. It's really it's I can't even you can't even you can't even do that. It's it's and how I didn't

falter a single time. And of course, you know, what is the best comic book film that you in your esteemed opinion in comic God, I'm not going to say that that's I just know my share I know that, but I I'm an authority. Have you been asked I have an opinion? I have an opinion. Yes, First, oh god, my opinion. Would you like me to give my opinion?

Give your opinion first? Well, I think that the movie that captures the comic book spirit and also the cinematic whole thing of it before they got too self serious. I do. I do love The Dark Knight, But my favorite comic movie is The First Spider Man with I think it's it celebrates comic book energy and I think it was a thrilling film and they had amazing chemistry and there was a great villain and great and great performances all around. That's how I feel um my feeling, uh.

And I think it's because it's just hits. Every note that I like is Batman returns. H That's it gives me everything I needed, which is high camp. Uh. Some great scenes, great like Michelle Phi First Iconic is Unapproachable Academy Award nominee for me and for absolutely and like there's something about the scene where she you know, gets

thrown down and do you think she's dead? And like that just that moment of the cats like licking her wounds, like as a kid watching them, like something, this is doing something to me and I don't know what it is. It's a relentlessly adult It's on the verge of being campy and silly, but it still stays in that perfect said that, the perfect Tim Burton realm when he first started,

I just love so much. And that's I think Batman Returns is by far like I would agree, but in terms of just like a queer response to it, like just as a kid being like, wow, why am I responding to that? It's one of those things where like I don't know why I like this, but I like it, and then you get older and you're like, that's why because she's a gay icon. And also the the narrative of the Also keep in mind there's multiple gay icons

in this movie. This is true. Every gay icon is there, Like, let's the penguin is a like a black slime dripping out of his mouth. Queer that we're crazy. Also, um, do we think would we fuck Michael Keaton? I think I absolutely yes every time right now? Yeah, I don't even know. No time needed that. They had a good chemistry too. They had sneaky chemistrystry where you're like, I don't think this is what this is, and then all of a sudden it is, and you're like, of course

this is what it is. Michelle and Selina, Kyle and Bruce Wayne in that movie their chemistry and it's like crazy. And then there's that great scene at the end of the dance when they realize when they're dancing together as their alter egos that they are who they are, and then they dance becomes very intense. It's very good. And the reason I love it it's it's not that Damsel in Distress love story. That's what that's so much better.

It's like, now we're foes, but are we foes? Yeah? Yeah, no, they they cut the Kimba singer of it all from that. I did enjoy, not to bring it back to Dark Knight, but I did enjoy Anne as Sleet and Kyle and Hathaway. Oh. I thought Anne Hathaway was amazing. I thought she was the best part of the Dark Knighting Rises. Definitely, in my opinion, I love Anne Hathaway. It's just that cat one was okay. You know, it's always going to pale

in comparison, of course. That's the thing is like That's when my issue was her as the character was fantastic, but Catwoman's presence in that film was just you couldn't make her. She She didn't. She had no interest in making either she or you know, um and Hathaway did

a good Selena Kyle. She did good Selena cop. But it was not like there was no interest in campiness or like making her like super fun, but like she she had great moments where it was like, um, you know, she gets held up by this by some guy and he's like, does do those heels hurt? And then she stabs him with it, kicks back and stabs him with it, and she goes, I don't know, do they that's fun? I think there's some fun moments. She is the only fun thing about that movie. Yeah, and the thing that's

barely that it's not even that fun. That almost makes eternally weird for me, because those that trilogy it really strove to take the fun out of it and make it dark and and and I mean there is a lot of darkness, and especially Dark Knight Rises is like

fully fucking dark. And of course there's you know, the Heath Ledger of it all in Dark Knight, which is fun to watch, and it's it's it's I've now never forget watching that for the first time his performance, but almost the goofy nous of of of her lines and stuff like that made me feel like, I like this

the best. But it's I can also understand it's a little totally inconsistent because there's a part of me when I watched those where that I didn't see in the first ones, which were like you you were doing these absolutely insane things and you're treating it very seriously, like the fact that Bain's voice wasn't a joke the entire I'm like, how are you are you gonna? Are we

messing with me? That's not because because that is not camp, because it's not celebrating an intentionally bad you know, intentionally bad taste or something. No, it's this somebody was like this is this sounds good? Totally. It's something someone said yes to um. You know. The thing is that really is hard to to UM do better than The Dark Knight,

you know what I mean. It's like, especially in terms of the iconic and now you even see the new movies come out, the new Jokers, Like, although I do think this Joakian Phoenix one looks interesting, Um, I think will never Yeah, it does look interesting to me, um, but but it'll never be I think we've even walking to Phoenix too much. I mean, I don't I don't disagree.

I'm just saying, like, when I saw the trailer, I was like, Okay, if there had to be another take, which remember Hollywood, there always has to be another take. So if there's gonna be another take, this at least looks like one that I'm more interested in than that suicide squad bullshit. Yeah. Yeah, if you're going to compare it to Jared Leto, yeah that's definitely. Of course I would want that instead. And that's like a you know, some tasteless person at a studio is going to be like, actually,

can we make heard more? You know, neon and colorful, and you know like that's that's that's what. Did you see it? Because I heard it was barely in it. I didn't know. I didn't. I didn't see it. See I didn't see it either, But but some people that reported back from it said Jared Leto was in maybe fifteen minutes. So many moles. I have a lot of moles around. There are moles who do things that you could absolutely do. I don't, but no, I am actually

there are infiltrating spaces that you couldn't go. I'm confident saying I don't have time to see suicide Squad is actually really culture number eleven. I don't have time to see Suicide Squad. I just want to say really quickly, the costume designer for Dark Knight Rises was brilliant because because the catwoman ears being her glasses is so fucking brilliant. She's from the comic book really never mind, damn. There was a lot of that's good to constructed and it

was a great idea that. Yeah. Also, Marian had an iconic death she did wait oh yeah, which she did? You know, she's famously so pissed that they chose this take of her death scene, so she says, and she literally is like it's like she literally is in the media, like I just couldn't believe they chose that take. That was my Who are other takes? When she was she apparently died more naturally apparently a million times, and they chose when when she was like back in the room,

like that was the best. I didn't really tell this one but you know, I actually um one of my guilty guilty, guilty pleasures is um those last two Batman's of the nineties, which were Batman Forever, which was iconic Nicole Kidman as Dr Chase with the one hair in front of her eyes, the Val Kilmer of it All, the introduction to uh Chris o'donald Donald potty Chris o'donald. That was introduction to thick butts and type hands. Yeah, truly.

And then we had, of course The Batman and Robin of it All with George Clooney and Chris O'Donnell and Alicia Silverstone in the worst performance of all and the best performance of all film I've ever seen in the theater. Yes, oh my god, me too. That was the first and that's why I probably love it till this day, was

because it just felt right. I'll never forget going. Maybe it wasn't the first one, but I distinctly remember going to the movie theater and watching it because I was so fucking hype to see that movie, Like, yeah, I mean that was that was a good one. And I think it was like I was a teen for that for sure. My parents wouldn't want to go to a movie theater our whole lives and I this was my own money, and I got to go for the first time,

and I took my brothers with me. And as I told, lady Freeze, your name is Pus and Pus and Ivy. That is camp. It's wild nothing, but it's nothing but camp. And Chris o'donald peeling that fucking cover off his lips is like actually an icon and she's like, and those suits had nipples on him and nipples any cause an uproar, Yeah, because it was you know, I guess what was the was the guy's name, Joel Schumacher. He was like relentlessly

gay on Saturday. Yes, and apparently apparently like like this, I read this article that was kind of came out like just a few years ago. Was it was it like a me too level kind of thing. I don't know anything about that. Um so that's I'm not talking about that he was waiting. There is an issue along those lines. Might have to confirm, well, the culturing stuff

CANi in I don't know. But what I am going to say, which that was funny, was he would climb to the top of his director's chair and say before every take Remember you're in a cartoon. Oh and fucking Drew Barrymore. And what's her face? Sugar and spice. Oh, she's yes forever, but there's there were actress teams. She's in Younger and yeah, yes, so they were two faces by two faces groupies basics sugar and spice. And I just remember Drew Barry Martin. That not platinum, like a

white wig and white lipstick. She was. She had one and a half lines, one and half her her right tip fully out. It was like a little Kim moment. I was like, oh my god. It was a mountain of coke, like fush off the slopes. This is actually her return after rehab was first thing before she cleaned up. I love she might have had a relapse since then of course after that her but she like that was her big like post little Girl lost. Yeah, yeah, this is after like poison ivy and she just disappeared into

nothing that. She was also in a movie called you Know She she was like doing she was like drinking an age eight, smoking weed at age ten, and then like doing coke at like Angel. That's fucking crazy and she's doing great now. I love her. The only reason I didn't do it is because the access people didn't. Had coke been around when I was nine, I would be a celebrity right now. I'd be stuff in it

up there. Wait, did you ever play? Because you replied to my Final Fantasy twe did you play Final Fantasy? I'm also a video game Okay, can we talk about this because I haven't had we haven't had like permission. This is like new territy. I will talk about games where my games I actually do. Uh. I was obsessed with five or Fantasy eight. I think I've played that one. I cocked a lot of hours on that one. Oh yeah, it's a pretty gay one. It's super gay. And that's

also the most crystal clear story. Like well, no, I never understood a six. None of them do. Like like like it's sort of like a dysto open tiring of some sorts. I think you're gonna have to fight. There's a weird it's like this, there's a weird beam punk psychopath. Yeah that I will never fully comprehend. But I'm like, I think it's the best gameplay in the world. Eight series together eight was my favorite at all. It's had the gun swords, had the gun swords. What's that? They

were gun blades? Like it's like a giant imagine like a giant like pistol handle with like a barrel and like a trigger. Truly phallic, phallic, truly, but then instead of an actual instead of an actual, um fucking gun, it was just a sword blade. And then you're just like swinging around like you would kill people with a blade as well shoot them with a gun. Really unnecessary. Final Fantasy is actually camp and final things see ten and ten to are actually two sides of the same coin.

That shows how queer culture and straight culture can co exist. Now, what is final Fantasy? Twelve? Twelve? You haven't played twelve? You have is asking me what twelve is? Twelve is um twelve is like for a queer person who loves a pr U S history or APU, it's like it's truly manic, is fully checked out, and it's just honestly so, I don't know about this, So I don't know about this. I don't know. Whenever I don't know about ship, I'm all is like, I'm like, tell me that I just

asked you about what the bayonet ship was? Fine, but if you want to talk about like RPGs that I am obsessed with now I'm left it at home in l A. I love. I'm now playing Nino Cooney too, the first one that I didn't love it, did you? I obsessed with it? Okay, but I hear you know. Cooney Two's fun. It's it's this one is a whole other like it's just I just love Meazoki. It's a game made by me Azoki who's spirited. Oh yes, I knew, I know that. Yeah, Um, I am playing I'm playing

twelve again. I'm playing the remastered or remastered it for Switch and for because they've for PS four and then they did Switch a xtbox through sixty. These are things I would happily there also, aren't they just completely recreating seven. They're completely redoing seven, and it actually could be It'll probably be bad, but it could be good. They're doing they're doing a TV show, which is there's there's that

they've they've made. They've managed to do as much as they can in the final fantasy like film and TV realm, and it's never been never been good. Honestly, I'm surprised has taken this long. It feels like such a huge they've done it many things. They did the movie in two thousand with ming Na remember this, Yes, I don't remember.

I don't remember Final Fantasy The Spirits Within and it was the signing of R. And also wasn't Ben Affleck half like, oh yes, some know some guy was the voice actor of the love interest who ends up dying spoiler alert. But let's see wait, Final Fantasy The Spirits with them. We're googling this, listener. These were not the video games that I played when I was little. I was like a fucking mary. I was like I played you know, I played like first person shooters too, which

now terrifying me. Actually, look, there's just a splinter off that happens where the rest of us go give me ipgs. Yes I did play the Yeah, I can't switch into Mario. It's not something I can allow. Can I just lift off the like I want to allow it? I'm gonna list off like I sat my own wrist. The cast of this movie, the voice cast of this movie, So me not plays Ross the protagonist you Alec Baldwin is the love interest. Steve Bouchemy, Donald Sutherland plays said Jesus.

James Woods is a general. Ving rams A is a sergeant. If they get every problematic celebrated to it's like you can't see their face, so be okay, Like two thousand and then he didn't advent children for seven and that was terrible. Oh god, it is. Yeah, it's really sad. I really truly wish. But the games are I think, no matter what I've gone back, like I played the last one was the last number, which was like I didn't get to be and you don't get to be

involved in that game whatsoever. It's mostly movies. It's just movies. It's just like soap operas. And then and then you have to drive everywhere. Did you really have to get into a car, sit in that car and drive somewhere for like fift but you're not even controlling it. You're just like you go drive and you set your control it down and it drives for you and you you don't do anything. You know, you're just why the funk

are you getting? It's the most it's the most crazy, fucking like you're supposed like sit back and enjoy people like I can go outside into the world. People really hated this one. Yeah, it was really it was pure. It was stuck in development. How for ten years. So they announced it in two thousand and six and come until fifteen, and it was like just kind of it was a really broie game, and there was nothing fun

about it. Because all Final Fantasy games for within a certain era were like kind of campion queer and fun had they're like little notes of it and little side games you can do, and this one was just very much like it was just very self serious. It was very like it felt like a Christopher Nolan movie. Honestly, it was like so long and I and one of those things, I have to beat them. That's the issue

which made me even more upset. Fifteen was the first one that I was like, I don't care about this game enough to beat it, and I was just like, I'm putting it down. So I beat it and it was it's not that hard. It just took forever forever. Thirty Night kind of liked, and thirteen had some queer elements where Vanil and were like lesbians kind of that makes sense. I'm I'm so bad a remembering names. I think the only name I remember Squal from two, and

that's squalling Squal and Sipe. Oh no, I would masturbate to Zeal and Cipher a lot as kids tattoo. Yes, he was doing a lot. He was doing he was I was a squall stands. Zell was for sure the too problematic for me. I think he's the kind of person who would have bullied us in high school. Absolutely, But Zell and Cipher were like, we would have loved him, you know what I'm saying. No, because he's like this blonde, muscle lee dude, and like I was like very into

that at that time. And he's a jokester. He was the guy that like, I'm sucking, I'm jumping off stairs. And he was the one who was the class clown. He was the last that mat Is Zell. Oh my god, did you ever are you played? Did you have you played Person of Five? Of course I played it. This is probably the only game I've ever replayed because it's worth replies, worth replaying. I have not gotten gotten it gone the time to replay it. This is we're playing

mean to get everything. I know you get everything and that you get. It's also a genius game. You're a high schooler, your high school and school, but then you you go to high school half the time and in the other half you like you heist people's minds in this other dimension and this other dimension you like like

you go to deception. It's like inception. It's kind of like inception, but these are you go into bad people's minds to like make them to like to get the impurities out of them, get the impurities out of me. It's like a brilliant fucking game. And so goddamn good, Oh my god, wait, who is your wife? Who? Was Makoto? She's led the school girl like the class president. I'm tryingber I like the person that I try to date, like my like yeah, well the people I try to date.

Where I was set on Makoto and I was like, she's going to be my wife who? And like that's wife who. It's like it's like a Japanese term for like wife who. Husband. I went for the I stayed with I usually because it was the first time I played. I went for the girl that they initially yes, the blonde with yes, yeah yeah yeah. But when I replayed it, I did it where I got all the you've got all of them, good for you, and that they were very upset. What do you mean get all of them?

Like you can get them you can convince them to date you. All of these girls to date you. You play as a boy and convince all the girls to date you, like you like sort of giving them the right president at the right time and sort of developer like a relationship in the game. There is implied. There's

not really at a moment where things go dark. Really there's it's it's kind of a problematic game because it's just Japanese culture, and so there's like there's like a seedy part of town where like there's a gay bar where drag Queen is the bar tender, and it's just like it's just like but she's also the kind of the drag queens also the person that gets your gigs, like gets you like working jobs. Drag Queen is great, yes, but then the gay the gay page for the bar,

like you're like, get away from me. You know, it's like a whole homophobic it's very homophobic. But and like if you could date men in that game, I would fucking be playing and all the time, like all the fun and it's it's pretty fun. But you can get them all to date you at once, and then they confront you at the end of the game. Can you play as the girl and boys. They're rereleasing it where you can play as a girl. Maybe five are something. Anyway,

they're rereleasing it and they're like a new content. So, um, I can talk about Persona Persona five. I played plenty. It's so so fun. I love that absolutely. Oh my god, that's so cool. And then you also you also have to take tests in that game. Yeah, it's done like you you're in school and you have to take actual history. It sounds like it sounds like this game is just doing the high school experience. It's just the high school experience. But then it's like a fan there's a fantasy element

where you're you're like a power ranger. You're you're doing inception like it's power Ranger inception. You just hop into this other realm. You have this mask to cover your face and it's sort of like and then you also get these creatures that you can use to attack people with very handa. It's very handamon, it's very I have to live my life as a normal person. But then at night the pop star. Um, wait, one one last thing before we move on Zelda Zelda person that's where

we spent her off that I never that. Yeah, it's it's never too late to start bores even you're so stupid, You're such a stupid bit. I can't believe it is from the beginning. They're gonna get fucking murdered for something that everyone. I'm not going to disagree that you're a stupid bitch, but I will for sure agree that I'm not a fan of Zelda? Are you guys are I'm gonna fucking explode right. First of all, what is she? What do you mean she? Zelda? Zelda is the princess

who represents the tri force of win. Why am I not playing as her? Because you're going to get to play as her and they're making a sequel for Breath of the Breath of the Wild. When you get to play, bitch, deal with it. And progress is slow and not linear. Game is boring. You can run across the field for

forty five minutes and nothing happened. Now everything happens, and it's the most and it's widely The Breath of the Wild, the most recent tomin is widely considered to be the best game of all time, beating Ocarina of Time, which is previously considered the best game of all time, and you guys are stupid bitches. You don't understand game design and these subtle elements of the invisible hand that guides you along to the next path. Grow the funk up. Read a book. I don't think so, honey, I don't

think so. I'm mad at you. The best video game of all times is what Mario Party Super Mario Party Slapparazzi is Mario Kart because anyone can play, even the child. And it's important that for video games to be everyone. It's important that for video games be everyone. Culture number. It is important for video games everyone. I'm sorry that again, it's important that for video games be everyone. We don't know that for video games com please, but to be

more than anything. I'm actually I'm a fighting game person. Okay. See that's where we. I don't like fighting or violence our guns on this. I'm with Eric Swalwell. I'm a cop and my dick moved. When Eric Swallwell last night said, um, we need to break up with Russia and make up with NATO, and I blame UCB for my dick moving. He played for your because watching his eyes twinkle when he made a lukewarm joke reminded me of every mediocre second beat I saw executed by guys who were so

satisfied to watch that happen. Now, God, you know who loves the cops is mayor Pete? Yes, and he doesn't love the cop he loves. Do you not know the news? He is not the best. I don't think so. Alright, So here's my rankings. One Kamala to mary Anne, three, mary Anne four, Maryanne to Well. My one was so boring.

I think Night one was kind of shitty. And also I think I think that certain candidates in Night too would have stood out more, like, for example, Jili Brand I think would have looked better on Night one, like she would have wiped the floor with Amy. I don't think it's a thing about Amy. I think I think I don't necessarily you are pitting them in against each other, and that's something that Bowen Yang does. But what I'm

saying is that Jilla Brand would have looked better. Overall, I think the top three people of the first night we're probably Castro and for me, I guess Booker, which is insane with Withers because the rest of them were so awful. When Beto was going to Spanish was Beto is done, was cooked? But Beto looked terrified. Yeah, it's like it's just like especially with Castro, they're like, you're

gonna do that honey accent was Oh my god. Like I think I stopped watching cause I was just humiliated for him, Like I wish, I wish those kind of white guys would just have that embarrassment for a fraction of a moment. I've never heard a harder are than his.

He was really hitting that our heart. And also I guess for me the second night, my opinion is that Kamala looked that I would say I thought Pete did well, and I thought that um uh if I had to give a third, which I really don't feel like anyone did that great. I mean I didn't performance. I thought it was look for me, the second night was about whether or not Biden was destroyed, and he was imparative. It was thoroughly destroyed, and I think he will keep.

I think he's he like Joel was saying that he's like hopefully not on when he's like the Jeb of this cycle where it's like, well here's the things that he like. It came up like he always looks good based on how we compare him, but in this kind of situations he doesn't shine. He never had. He looks bad next to you. Remember it's his third time doing it, and it's like it's never worked before. Why will it work now? When we think of he was an also at and honestly, Biden was actually going to be my

I don't think so, honey today. But I'll just say this now. I'll figure it out later. I'll just improvise um. But Biden obviously thought that he was going to comment to these debates and make it all about Trump, and he was not going to engage with his primary opponents. And he sorely underestimated his primary opponents, namely Kamala Harris, who made him look like a fool and called him out very very hard on that stage. Was not ready for it. That that girl was me moment. I was

just I was just like, oh, holy sh it. I bought the T shirt. Good for you. I went to that fucking website and bought that T shirt. I've given her a lot of money. I love the kammalent. It chose the unbreakable COMMI Schmidt font and logo treatment. It looks great but aggressive of Warren's. I think, oh yeah, it's as subtle as she is. It's such a bull choice choice. Actually, you know who has a great sort

of design treatment to a campaign is Marianne. She's working with deep dark purples and like really tasteful, not millennial, but like a tasteful pink, so purple and pink like, not blue and red, like not really red red and blue, but just like a fun little like mix of like a little acid tinged whatever. She's gonna have a great color scheme and so and I would tell to the Prime Minister of New Zealand it is going to be the best way people people are people like experts placed it.

Her accent as being the thought to be extinct mid Atlantic accident like Audrey had burden breakfast at Tiffany is like colleague a lightly like to us. But I think that accent is a cling accent. She is God, I mean, and that the president if you're listen, honestly, the like sensuality with if and it's the if you look back at the videos, it's her eyebrows. It's the eyebrows are

doing so much work. Can I say I thought the first two times she spoke were not bad because I actually thought she makes a really good point in a way I didn't really have a space in this particular debate, but I think it is a good point overall to say that we have a sickness health care system, we

don't actually have a health care system. I know what she was trying to say, but it's she said what she was trying to say, but then like people like could you know, people could just pin like all like their crazy, like like, oh my god, she's being very pseudoscience and all that said what you want? That was not a kookie thing, that we as a nation are not focused on wellness. That's it's not cookie. It doesn't have a place in this debate really, but it's also

not inaccurate. It's just the thing the way she speaks is she's always five words away from saying the most insane thing in the world. There's just like you, if you throw in five more words, it's going to be

out of the field. So tragic that that fucking Chuck Todd, who I'm just gonna spoil, well no is my own' think so honey, like they she got cut off after the New Zealand, after a girlfriend you are so on like she was gonna like she was gonna talk more about raising children, And honestly I would have let her go. I would have just been like, I mean, let her talk. We're not hearing her again. Are they making cuts after this?

They have? Now I think the next round is is still maybe the same thing where it's like to Paulify, you just have to meet some donner minimum. So them cutting it's just people going, we're not going to give you any more money, but do we have to send her money for comed? She's that is so that's how you get This is exactly what the scuttle. The scuttle

but is that she's of course she's gotten. I mean, my whole timeline today on Twitter was Marianne and I think a lot of like icon from what I'm hearing, is that her donations have spiked. I mean, have she retweeted her being the most googled name today. This is what I'm saying. All you have to be is the star of the start of the election will go far. I say this all the time. I always say the

star of the election will win. So we might be looking honestly, honestly, just think about her doing the oath of office? The oath of office? What is it called? What are you? What are you talking about? Oh? Yeah, I'm taking the office. I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I don't know what the funk I thought you were trying. I think you're trying the state of the Union or something. No, I said taking the oath of office, which is a thing, got it. I'm stupid, bit, don't ever point your finger,

I know like you did for me. Okareen off time asked white kill you kill you? You white? You are white and stupid too. Wow, that's hers. I would never want that directed at me. Is this happen? You know what Solomon? You're You're a white bit sweater, dumb white. Oh my god, what is the mama minority here? I am not, Oh my god, my history, not my life. But I allow you can call me a bit. I

will scream into the epist. I would fall upon my hair off speaking of white speaking and being literally translucent. You know who didn't register to me at all last

night was sucking Bernie here. It's interesting that like no one was like Bernie didn't really like strike anything with anybody, but like the only the only real observation people made about Bernie was that like, wow, the breadth of topics that people are talking about, and like the policy positions that people are taking are you know, and I can I will agree with this are directly affected by Bernie Sanders.

Of course, yeah, like everyone his everyone to sell. Often it's like great, yeah, good for him, and that's and I think that's a great thing to have, as you're also historical points. So that's why it's like it's I think he should just be happy with what he actually didn't last absolutely agree, yes, and maybe he is including a sporter should feel that way as well too, should just be happy what he did with you. I do not think he should get the nomination. I will not.

I'm not saying. I'm saying I will not have a problem with it. I'll have a problem. He's one of is he like one of the three people who are talking are Warren, It is Biden still out in front. And we'll see if the debate has a has a impact on this. Sure well it should, but it often actually does not. It always does. It was actually this is one is more rated rated than the others. I agree that I agree that it should. We will we will we remain to be seen by the time this

comes out, we may know. I mean Mary Anne, I mean most search persons. I wouldn't say I would say this President. I would say this despite being by far the most embarrassing person. She will she will surge in front of like Hick and Looper. She will move to the center. Yeah and I no, no, yeah, if she's for sure going to kick out of an oh, I

think she can do that. Wow, that's fucking yeah. I bet she watched This is what happened, This is what happened with Trump, where this little auxiliary weirdo she ain't gonna do much halfway through? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Also, she's got the Oprah Connection's got the Opra connection, but Oprah, of course not Oprah. However, Oprah also has Dr Phil

and Dr Awesome. Maybe we shouldn't just keep forgetting that element about Oprah's She surround herself with some amazing black people and the worst white people, and Oprah has flies on her. You know she is ville. Did you watch this clip of mirror like an old Super Soul Sunday interview between Mary and I did not watch. It's pretty It's so fun. Well, I'm sure it is. I'm sure that she has good things to say about spiritual wellness

if you actually want to engage. I think there was a piece of gay and form ation that was somebody put in the air Marianne, that she was a piece of day information. Marian I think where is she roommates with Lord Laura, which is the most iconic i've which also is like cant like, oh now, I know that character from Big Little Eyes came. You know that Renata Clin has two sessions a week with mar person. There's no way Renata Clin thinks that Marianne calms her down. Yea,

Laura Dern is not that person. And that's how I feel like Laura Dern is able to play that person. Shall we talk about Big Little Eyes a little bit? Sing? Okay, Well, let's just say that we're talking about cartoons. I'm sure looking forward it's a full cartoon. I don't say where. I wait till it's all out and watch it. I got that. See. I like that we were talking about this. I like that tweek tweak me too. I like week tweek for certain things like drag this week to week. Yeah,

I'm not a binger of drugs. You know, I need to be. I watched it twice. I watched it when I go out, and then I watch it again to make sure I didn't miss anything. You got, you guys are multiple watches. I just don't. I just can't even sit through. I can say, I just I just stopped watching. After this season. I will I will start watching. Where do you watching in Los Angeles? I mean, I'm not the first person who's told you that this is not

the best season. You know what. People say that, but they learned their lessons later, because like season seven was considered one of the worst seasons. Literally it holds up, it holds up. I send really one of those queens is used. Some of the best queens, Jasmine, but literally

all of them. Like you can't name a bad one in the group, I said, I said after season seven, even immediately after it stopped, I was like it really firmed up by the end, where the top three I really fucking loved, or the top four like five Cotta Kennedy Pearls, It's Um and Violet and fucking Ginger. That's

a good topic. I think stuff appears boring initially, Yes, because especially when you like especially like, since we're literally like watching seasons back to back to each other, but in the in the scope of time when I watched seasons again, I'm just like, that was excellent. It was amazing. I clocked it back then, but twelve, it's just twelve eleven. It was just like, I mean, the tea that's been coming out about three shoots and stuff like that's bad.

I love that. I love I love that they were like. I love that they tried to make Vly a villain and failed and tried to make fucking hi Silky a hero and that's what. I love that. But I don't know it was working for me though I liked Silky so much more than ev I famously do not appreciate at all. No, I know it sucks for me, but I just I don't get it and won't get it going. See. I wish I could response to we live two different lives, which really do, and that's fine. Also, I heard the

season twelve calls are going out right now. Yes, because I just finished All Stars. Did they finish them? I think that they're almost I can't believe we're getting another All Stars so soon. That is too much. I'm more excited about this one. Who isn't it? Do we have like an unconfirmed list of who's in. Yeah, she is. That's what we've been waiting for. Is Aria. I don't know Asia. I hear Asia is. There's a lot of rumors. I think the rumors are, say Cracker Kim, She no Kim.

She's never doing it. I want her to do it again. She won't do it. She doesn't want to. She she's a great look queen, but those challenges aren't not her, They're not made for her. She would she can see all stars, and she knows she would crash and burn. But I just think it was by the grace of God. She even made the top of three in her own season. She has the most followers out of all the queens, has the like. There's literally no reason for her to do it again. I know, but just her. You just

want an Asian with the crown, don't you know. It's not that, it's just she was just a very I think someone should by now. It's insane that that's not sure. I mean, it's fine, I I don't I'm particular taste. Plastique is there though, plastique, Yes, plastique is all Stars. Fine. I just think is Kim Cheese arc was just the most emotional arc for me on All Star because she's still not even out to her and still to this day, which is I am obsessed like you are a superstar

and just superstar. Yeah, anyway, it's just it's Shakespearean's I just love it. Anyway, Um drag race, I think, yeah, I just gotta give I'll watch eleven. You didn't miss anything on this season. I mean, this is the most wooden. But Solomon, I think that we can we can say that season seven holds up. We can also I can make a prediction and I will write in a small envelope and put it on top of that desk and listen,

and I will say season twelve doesn't hold up. And in five years, well I'll come back here and we'll open it up and during season seventeen, season eleven will not hold up. Yes, is what I meant. Yes, I don't think it will hold up. I don't think they were compelling characters. I think the winner was a five. I think that like okay, first of all, in the grand scheme, Solomon, I don't think is that great. That was the best lip sync, which her heights, both of them.

Talking about both of them, I do say both of them. I am on record saying that I think that was a fantastic lipsync both of them, one of the best in the serious history. But as a season, the fact that that was the only moment, it was the only moment, Solomon, we lived two different lives. Well, what is your life? What is your life? Look? I think the tensions are

fantastic Vanjie. I don't think there's been a better description of anyone walking down the runway than the way Vanjie describes her looks such there's no breath taken, there's no she doesn't really describe anything you're visually seeing, which is even better. Is great, great hook d drive. I'm serving you, Kake, I want boots up down the street, and she's like, I think she's wearing heels my dress and I'm looking good.

I'm still flipping tricks, I'm eating Dick's. I'm doing what about needs to do to make sure these see before who I am, what I'm doing. They're gonna love this look. I'm gonna popping up a lock up, gonna stop and get your attitude. And you're not Tod's just walking really fast. I do love her, and I actually like most of the time I felt she was grand in the runway, and I always understood Michelle's critiques, but I was like, who cares? That kind of was like Alyssa syndrome where

it was like you never are mad. Here's the issue that I had with because she keeps pointing out the body seat issue, which is like, I don't see what the problem is like like here, like if that was like like compared to the season's past, like but just couldn't get as like that. Yeah, we just couldn't get

their touch like that. Well, this is I think the whole This is where the whole like where the conversation gets less fun and it's like the whole drag race industrial complex stuff at all, where it's like we expect so fucking much from these queens exactly. That's why I'm having a problem with your like because of comparison to like what I saw this season was so freaking amazing and none of it was easy Like curious Outfits. I think we're some of the and most insane things I've

seen in my life. Looks right on the way like it's you know what's interesting actually, and I'm sorry, sorry, sorry to cut anybody off, but I it's it's the it's the kind of competition show that demands so much that the audience demands so much from its contestants over as the series gets bigger and bigger and as it progresses.

So it's it's not like you're watching Top Chef and you're like I'm bored, like I've seen this before, or that you're like I wish they would do more like well, you know, like they have more resources now, like you know, because it's not like Top Chef, you're not thinking that like, um, you know, talent competitions. You're not really like snooze snore I saw that. You know, this person reminds me of this, like maybe on some level, like I guess with Idol

it sort of happened. But it's like you're like with the Project Runway, you're just you're not like they're the bar keeps getting raised so much and then it's not scaling with the audience and we don't have a sense of like how it proportionizes. To me, my only problem is this season was void of wit, intelligence, and soul. That's what I said it was It's exactly what you said ahead in sight make your point on here Last Cultures.

I said on What the Talk when Matt was hosting with Mono Um that at the beginning of season I think this is like episode three, it was earlier. I came in early and I was like, I don't think there's anyone on this season, season eleven, whose brain I want to be, like, whoa, what's your mind? Like you have such an incredible mind. There's no like Bob or Alaska or Katia or you know, Tricksie or um someone that's intent like even like Asia, like people who Who's who?

Who are just so even the fashioned forwardness of Aquaria, you know what I mean. I'm just like, you guys are so creative. Wow. And honestly, the closest person that came to that I will I will conceive, but I will be honest. It is truly the dumbest group of

its us in the history of the show. Like it was because like especially the rest of how the rest of the seasons were like these bitches are really genius, like and you get like that, like it like it would be like it's like it was almost like a season of like Derek Barry level intelligence that and I just I would just let's just go through it. Tell me, Bob the drag queen doesn't win this season walking in. Oh, he wanted me to tell me Aquaria doesn't win this

season walking In not necessarily? Absolutely, she does hands down, hands for me? Do you think that against Evie Ali, Aquaria doesn't win the season? Wait, what are you talking about a queer? No? No, no, I'm not saying winner season. I'm saying Aquaria in season eleven wins hands Yeah, sure compared to everyone else. Yes, we live two different lives. That's crazy to me. I love her so much, but

she's not like that's probably the only one I will contest. Okay, before I used to contest the one before, but then I came into no, I think, yeah that that to me is a dark horse win the definition of a dark horse. I think she was a deserved win, and especially going to her shows afterwards, I was like, the winner, Yeah, she want. I would say that there were four queens in season nine that would be and they were all

the top. I will that is tough, that's tough, because that's I think VI can't hold her own and Evody is young enough to just keep going. That's well, yeah, young enough to keep going. I'm just saying in terms of season eleven, this is my point about season eleven is it was a dumbed down season. It was a watered down that's like, my yeah, that's like a meaner

way to say. But I'm gonna be honest with you, like one thing that I think would save the fucking Like, I get what you're saying, but also I think going for I just said, thirty minutes needs to go away from the show. Yeah, it's literally what's they're trying to drive some weird like I don't understand. It must be like ad sales, like they make more money off of

it or something like, but I just can't imagine. Like it's like because at some point, like most of these ads are just VH one shows, Give me an hour, boy butter and yeah, yeah, I mean I do miss that logo aspect of it. To me, the epitome of like what was wrong with this season? Where those mari esque videos they did at the end of the finale that was I actually loved, I did not love because I saw them for what they were stupid as fut I agree they were stupid, but that was a time filler,

and I was like, where the funk is Rue? You know what I mean? I was like, Rue is not here in this part. Like That's what I love is when they decide, like Rue doesn't want to do this, what are we going to do to fill the time? And I hate that. I think. I think it looks bad now, but I bet you when you watch it later, you're gonna be like, this is so stupid and it's

so are we gonna watch? Are we gonna look back on season eleven nostalgically and be like, oh, what a great season because it's actually good, or because the show is going to get worse as the years go by. Fingers crossed, it gets worse. I'm here for a sticking ship, not I like things falling apart from the inside because it gives the ability for better things to come along.

Sure TV better drags, I agree, I agree. And then you can just and then you get to enjoy that that last queen who's like, no one cares about me, and you're like, oh, and I love I love a queen whose career starts off rocky and doesn't go anywhere. I will say this and it was bound to happen, Like the show was bound to like down, it releached it, it reached its imperial phase. I will say this if I'm a drag queen out there right now, I'm fucking

really trying to get my tape. I'm trying. I'm trying to get on the show first season twelve, season thirteen, the latest, because it's like, bitch, I mean, it's time now, because that show is gonna it's gonna start different. I mean the ratings are already going down, but it's time now. But it's also literally so many other venues are direct. Queens are now more accessible than they used to be. Absolutely, that is our own network web series that people are

actually watching, people caring about. Like it's kind of like there's like there's names of local queens that are becoming more well known, which is I mean, like it's like the Mount Queens that I know from year and and like like like I never would have known them before, and you know them because you saw them on TV or on the internet or like you know what you know. I mean, Brenna Filter was more book this Pride than she's ever been in her life. I mean Brenna is

everywhere and she's never been on the show. And I literally heard about her before I even came to New York for a visit. Yeah, she's these were there were four queens at this this party last night. Do you hear about the party last week? What can you spill all the team on this party. There's a party last night. There's a party last night. It was fine. Um, it was actually it was not It was actually great. And

I'm really really glad. I say, I say it's fine because I'm so fucking hungover and I am on three hours of sleep and I went into work and then I went into this meeting with Matt this breakfast breakfast, Um, it was these four. It was these four drag queens West Dakota, um Selena's and um Harry Juku and one other.

But they went they came on and did Lady Lady Marmalan and then little Kim herself pops out during during Little Kim herself, this was the scuttle but like there like a special midnight performance, special midnight guest like coming out and like I had heard from Fran Toronto, deputy editor at magazine who organized the party. Um was like come come, and then you you were supposed to go.

I supposed to go, but I had to recording. Now I'm on our cartoon President, President, where you can spill the t are you were you Pete, I can spill all the tea. I'm Ben Shapiro, I'm Mayor Pete, and I'm Bill Shine. I love wonderful, great casting. But um yeah, lot Kim pops out and she did what was that? Like? It was I mean, it was cool. Is she a little munchkin? She's a little munch since she sounds nothing like she's even better. It's interesting how her timber went

like goes up. Now she's like, um, you know Manning and the guy. Yeah, it was so squeaky because do you think you think little Kim on the track and it's like deep and husky. It looks like many mouse. And now she looks like and she was like she was like I love you so much. I'm so happy to be celebrating that. It was like kind of kind of like jarring, but like, you know what, it's funny. Her voice when she speaks is a higher tember. It is, it is, it is. But when she's wrapping, maybe she's

like a reverse Maya. She's a reverse Maya. Maya has a husky voice. She speaks and then the second she sings, were like, what is this? Yeah, yeah, yeah, so funny. But yeah, she was there and it was. It was great, it was it was a fun time. Yeah anyway, um, but was it was? I gonna say, oh no, yeah, but these queens were paid so well for do you make good? They make flesh? And Alaska was there too, Alaska,

And I did see that someone recorded Alaska. Alaska has this new song song called Pride that she performed in one of the one of the rhymes is something something something pride and then and then yeah the next most well, nobody died. It's fantastic. Still, well, nobody died. I saw her performance Wednesday. Oh great. The opening ceremonies, Oh yes, I didn't go to this fucking thing. And Britta was there, but I didn't go to this. It was fun. Shaka

Khan was there, Shaka saying every woman. Uh. She opened it with I love you and she has the first so no, no, no, she did, um I feel free, I feel sorry if I feel for you, then ain't nobody? And then she ended with um, I'm every woman great wo Shaka is forever Shaka watch what happens last week? And Shaka was like um, and he was like, what

can you tell us about the late Prince? And she was like he was lonely she is And then he goes, were you guys close and she was like, not in the last year, So can you tell us about to read the Frankly you're one of her few friends and she goes, yeah, well she didn't have time for anyone else. Sound like Shaka is it? Shuck is it? And she also looks Absolutely and Grace Jones are hands down such iconic people in the way they speak and just a like a matter of fact about absolutely, like don't bother

me with that. I don't want to that. It's like, what do you think? It's also these women that are like still around that like Patty labels of it all, like the of it All. It's like whenever Whitney gets I forget. Aaron Jackson mentioned the other day that like he thinks it was with Patty lived that, which was like being she was being asked about Whinney and she was like, yeah, you know when Winny got older and her voice went away. I never lost my voice. Can't stop.

You never lost my voice has to be like, wow, loop back to the love that ever lost? I never lost my voice. I oh my god, that's so fucking you know. I think there was one of my favorite stories about like I think it was Grace Jones. It was four and Bianca Jagger showed up nude and the white Horse and Grace Jones is in the corners like I did that last year on a white Tiger. I think I heard about this, Yes, last year Tiger, and I said, if you're listening, maybe you're listening. I think

you know what you're doing. And I on the field. No, she know. She goes, I harnest love for political gain, we meet political whatever. And she goes, he we'll meet you on that field. And sir, she goes, sir, Love, I just want to take this moment to please vote for Elizabeth Warren and everything. Yes, please do everything you can to get Elizabeth. I am so. I am not so. Prior to the debates, I was like fully in the

tank for Warren. Despite I had given money more money to Kamala and now I've given even more money to Kamala, and I am a Kamala supporter. I am a Kamala and Warren supporter. I support them both. I'm looking forward to supporting them both all the way to the end until they're the final two, and then I'll make They took a very cute self and I'm sorry that I'm describing it, and he's very like, you know, you don't

mean to be patronizing. Stop white pejorative towards women. But they took us such a cute selfie the night beforeward, it was just like it was like, these two facts, Well, they do like each other. I genuinely believe that most people out there like each other. In fact, like in the debate, uh, in the second night debate, they even said like I just want to say, there's a lot of people that people with great ideas. But um to me, it's just like the big story of it is that

Biden isn't prepared. Yes, And that's what I love, umve that that is one thing I truly enjoy about so many awful white men is that they just get their come up and sometimes definition of privilege. If he if he got his come up and if this was a Republican, but since he's going up going up against yeah, I think it's the definition of privilege to wait to announce

last coast on your UM. Sorry but Bud, these accomplishments the whole fucking time and then act like you are like entitled to success in these debates and success in this primary. You have a lot of amazing politicians that are up there that have been working for this since the moment Trump got elected, maybe even before UM and I have always been someone who's had his eye on

Kamala And I actually saw her speak at UH. I went to a fundraiser in Los Angeles with Nico Um shout Out and Greta and and we all went and I gave money, and I was I felt like I was watching someone who could be president speak. And she said, and she looked everyone in the eyes, and she said, I fully intend to win this election. And I bought it. And that's the thing about her last night is I

bought every word she said. And I bought her as a leader and as a president, and most importantly, I think in the immediate um, in the immediacy of it all, I bought her as someone who can make Trump looking stupid. But she's she's very good at um forensic stuff. I just like debated, like like poking holes in your argument. She's much more like she is much more tactful about being at attacking people the walk you right up to the cliff. She will prosecutor, which is sort of why

I want Warren more. See, it doesn't matter to me which one of them is president. I just think I want them both in there as long as possible, and I want them and I want them in positions of power in our government and the already. But you know, I truly just leave a leader I want of those.

I think it just doesn't make any sense because there's a literally for whoever whatever man you want to vote for in this primary, there is literally a woman of equal greater value than it was insane to even supporting couting Marianne. Now. Someone said to me, he's like, let me let me. Someone said to me, they were like, let me fill out this ticket by you Warren and Booker. I'm like, see why. I was like, why when there's Kamala there, you get everything more? It doesn't make any sense.

It's it was like it was like when Hillary fucking brought Tim Kane on with I was like, who the why? Why? The Spanish I don't care l ironic and because he was kind of like a centrist, he was the most guy. I like, if I would rather have her put a cup of tech tapioga pudding in front of me and like this is my vice president. Like, well, no, I got reminded of another thing Marianne said was just a really quick offhand thing. Was she goes, Um, you can have a young body, but old ideas, you old ideas.

It's very funny, honestly, that icon and you know what, So, like I said before, so fucking what if she's she's not going to make it that far. I mean, maybe she like change his minds and like and like change his minds for the worst and like makes more people anti bax or whatever, which I don't think she actually is. But if even if she was an anti bax X homophobe, like I said, she is a fun Anita Brant And don't we stand they came for her heart? Oh no,

she should for sure, she should be on TV. For sure, she should just be on She should be on TV. No, but she Grace Judge, she has she has a blog on her loves her. She's a blog on her website. Um, and she like posted a clip of her on the View and then the title of it was that she wrote was Megan McCain, bless your heart, like you try to come for me and like you you you told me straight up to drop out of this race, and I will never do like blah blah bla. She literally said,

Megan McCain blessed your heart. Megan McCain on the View today was like actually nicer than Sonny was. Sonny was like, I was embarrassed for her. It was like Sonny was like being kind of cool, and Megan McCain was just like this provided me so much entertainment. I had a bunch of people over. Maybe I'm meaner than you guys, but I was laughing my ass off with this, and Sonny was like I was embarrassed for her. I was really embarrassed for her. Like in my sixteen year old

son said, what is the president? And I said, oh, you have to be as a certain age, but that doesn't mean you should. Like it was just like, Okay, she's gonna drop out. She's not gonna be sod. He said. She thought it made us look stupid as a party. And I don't know, I don't think that. I don't really think so. I don't think it's bad to have a diversity of opinion, even if it's weird opinions. And well, um, what was gonna say? What was it gonna say? Oh?

Fucking god, could you imagine some a worse social situation than a fucking viewing party at Megan McCain, Oh my god, I would scream in so many languages. It was oh before we get I don't think so, honey, how's it been wearing on trill? Oh my god, yes, I it's really I've been really lucky, especially this job. In the last tip I had, it's been women run rooms, and it is the most efficient fun spaces I've ever been

in in my life. Get some great people. It's hands down, like and like I can't like I'm counting my lucky stars, and I'm worried that I will everything we've taken from me because it's been way too nice. I'm seen the first season now, um, and it's really it makes me because I've actually, um, I've known Lyndy West. Yes, I'm in the book. You're in the book briefly mentioned Solomon Georgia. That's my first credit briefly mentioned and shrill by Lyndi. No. I I was living in Seattle, and I write when

I started coming, that's when I became friends here. And yeah, so it supposed bananas to be in the room with her, because every once in a while we just look at each other like TV show, it's so cool, like we were like, oh, we were just twenty something not that long ago. Now it's like wild, this is bananas. It's so cool, and you're it's yeah, like it's so crazy how that works out where it's like, you're this qualified, amazing comedian writer. Look, I'm amazing qualified. Let's not just

throw that out amazing qualified, Yes, no, thank you. And then you know, and Sudi loves you. She's studio is truly, She's studio is study just fucking blows Marianna the water terms of I cannot out of the water. Sudi said to me that that she goes I will not enthusiastically support a man for president. I was like, even if a knee and she goes no, I mean she'll vote

for him. I mean, yes, I was just but I was thinking to myself after she said that, I was like, she often says things and I'm like, what are you talking about? And then fifteen minutes and then fifteen minutes later, I'm like, she's right, because she she'll break it down for you. Like we had this whole thing. I'm not

try about saying this. Remember we were at my house over this summer and it was right after I had worn that dress and read the Frankin funeral, and I was like, I mean, she could have dressed appropriately for the funeral, and she was like and she was like, no, you always take the side of the woman in this situation. She would where whatever she wants and it feels good to say, and I was like, sudy. And then afterwards I was like, no, she's right. Whatever she was, she's right.

She's always right. And then for and the whip saw to that is that Ariana got sucking grows. But that was totally separate from what I was saying. Yeah, but fuck you for bringing it up. I'm not saying that you tied it to that argument. I'm saying, like for arian For ari it's like she wore a thing and then like that was an invitation and unopened, like like an uninvited thing for someone to like fucking her, you know, touch her. So that was totally separate from what I

was saying. No, that's not I'm not. You are by bringing it up, you are saying, Okay, you're right, you know what I yeah, thank you. By taking no side at all, your taking he took my side, neither side neither. I see how both of them are right, and I'm okay to not select one. And it's actually very monitored to hold two conflicting ideas in your head at the same just like Joe Biden, just like conflicting ideas. I don't think like I feel like he's never approved of

himself in his head. W yes, like he's I think that's all false, bravado. I mean, talk about someone who's truly sat there and just as as truly our government has fallen into the like separate like sex that it is. I mean, he's been involved the whole sucking time. He and he just has all these terrible, terrible marks on his right, I mean, just as the Anita Hill stuff. And if you if we don't have like his career, yeah insane, But can we talk about his selection of

new teeth? Why is it impossible, you know, look good like someone once? Finally, said, do celebrities know that teeth come in because they just go for the biggest new set of chompers and it's bananas because it's so brilliant white. It's like, what do you why? My god? Alright, well it's time for I don't think it's Yes. This is our segment where we take one minute to go off

on culture. Solomon, the veteran of the form, who came up because we had some dropouts, as we do at our at our shows, our last Brooklyn show, we had a couple dropouts. Solomon was in attendance anyway, He was in attendance and we said, literally, can you come up after the second half? And he was like absolutely, came up fun being killed and I was like, oh, he didn't even know he's going to do the show as

like until like twenty minutes ago. I just have a lot of things to be unhappy, and I love that a lot of I don't think. So I was just flowing through, flowing through. Okay, So let's start with Matt. You have something I think I do. I think, I mean my I don't think so, honey was Joe Biden? But I can I can still do my thing? Yes, Okay, I think he's still cand this is Matt Rodgers. I don't think so many time starts now, I don't think so many hicken Looper, are you what did you do?

I'm not even kidding you. Do I remember one thing you said? I don't think so, honey. Like. It's not even about you having bad ideas are bad positions. It's the fact that I don't recall anything that happened. I know you stood to the left of Maryanne. Literally, I know where you were in relation to Maryanne. Bitch, Do I remember anything you dinner said? I don't think, Sony. I also want to say, I don't think so, honey, Bennett. It's called a consonant, bitch. You need to learn how

to speak words. I think that he should learn how to talk, because doesn't know how to talk. I don't think something. Second, I don't think so money. Really all the white men on the stage except Mayorp, who I still like. Maybe he's not the best in Solomon's words, but I still like Marapy and I still find an impressive five. Second think he is running for vice president should be president. I don't think so, honey, But I don't think it's honey any of these white and that

you like swallow? Did you say he would swallow? That's a whole different story. That's a whole you know, everyone say they too, And I'm like, this is a weird, creepy daddy things. As a Seattle and as a Seattleite, what what's the I kind of love that that's what it is. I kind of love Oh that's fun. Maybe that that's what it is. Yeah, but we did, like how is Jaz did do it? We were ever in

the statement. I think I was in the state for the very beginning of his term, and it's fine, Like it's really one of those places where it's just like you can't really mess up because there's enough liberal votes that you can. Yeah, he's fine, he's fine. He's fine. Also, to Blasio, that was he made one. He made one. He had He made one good point about how people in this country believe that immigrants have created their situation and really that's all corporate. Yeah, and everybody's look at

his church shine like calm down, he's still. It was truly, it was truly one good point. And I do think it's like the most direct that that's been said somehow. But like what the funk are you doing there, dude? Um? The cities on fire? Fucking yeah, hicken Looper and Bennett. You know, my two, my two Colorado daddies. So hicken Looper is is kind of an interesting I mean yeah, like very moderate dude. Really what did he even say?

I don't remember. I didn't really want I was. I didn't watch Live last night, but do not think I'm trying to remember. I just watched the whole thing today and I like, do not remember any thing that happened. Also, Tim Ryan, what the hell? Tim Ryan? Tim Ryan? And truly the confidence these men have to even show up. Yeah, it's like you can you can call him sick buddy, it's you. You're not going to be president. And oh and Delane, some of some people are. It's it's interesting.

There was like a headline it was like Delaney cement himself as the ums, like the sad sack of the of this stuff. It's like, oh, well, we don't have to think of it in those terms. I will say this, if you're going to be a boring white guy, at least come out there with strong, with an issue. And this is what I appreciated about Insley as he made it about climate change. He's obviously the climate change candidate, and he I think he's not playing to win, and

that's like fine. At least he's making a dense and focusing on coming for a cabinet position, which is like, which is brilliant, and it is it is. It is definitely trude. But Swallowell too, his thing is guns. And I pre she ate someone up there making it about gun control because because it's something that because it's not right on the type of our tongues right now, we forget about. But it is a serious, serious problem, and

I appreciate someone's up there making it about guns. And Jila Brand also, I think it's not playing to win. I think she's playing for cabinet or VP, and she's making it about a few issues as well, because it's brilliant because a fucking the debate questions they were bad. He's going to do yes, please do so yeah. I mean I literally was about to transition into what I think you're doing, so please, by all me I mean, I'm just gonna mind's not about yeah, by all means,

explain that we'll discuss it. We'll discuss it after it. It might not I might not have too much to work off of all this qualifying stop. I don't think so, honey, this time starts now. I don't think somebody Chuck Todd, and I'm gonna go after your fucking looks like your little art bangs that you're trying out. You just just

shave the whole thing. You look great with the bald head me and like you're trying to go for like real smug and you're bringing this like attitude to all your questions and you're like really put your like answer the question tense like you You're like you like there was not this energy with Savannah or with Um Jose or with Um, with with Lester and you and Maddow.

Maddow was also being like real, like I'm going to be bookish and scholarly and and and I relly and look at this guy and like I just didn't like this whole the whole like tone and tenor of the debates. When they were moderating, I was like, I'm not into this. Give me Savannah, give me the straits, give me the straits, and not Chuck Todd, who you know I'm going to consider to be queer because he has art bangs and so also you are just so god, you've ruined Meet

the Press, Meet the Press daily. No way, you run that show into the ground. I try to think that honestly, Like the questions were so bad. I'm sorry, but these issues aren't one issues, so they're gonna need to say more than one word. It's like I wish there was like some sort of like platform maybe on the internet that lets you know exactly what the issues are that people are focused. Oh, yeah, there is. There's totally so much, like you could have just gotten what was hot the

trending topics of the day from the internet. He's he's a He's not good. Truly, the dumbest questions I've ever thought it was could have easily have just been what do you guys just think of Trump? Yeah? So, why did we need five moderators? Why did we need to switch because of fairness or something? I don't know. Fairness because there's so many because it split over two nights and so they needed like two sets of moderators so

that they didn't get too fatigue or something. I don't know what was one of the moderators the sound person, because they for sure that was a joke that was like at a fucking veep or some ship that's saying that's literally the easiest thing to not mismanage. And it's just the first thing they fucked. Oh and then on night one, Yeah, that was the night it was about. It was like asking warrant about gun control about Parkland. It was like kind of so inappropriate, So like, oh god,

this is so sin a great moment. Yeah, that was rough, and I really I mean, whoever told? I think it was Suity that said. Someone obviously told Rachel Maddow and Chuck Todd their fun together their bit in the beginning when Chuck was like, you know, madel I had a dream we did this before, and She's like, nope, never, this is the first time. I was like, you guys, this sucks. What is that Just to ask the question? Just do their job. We don't need a bit. Yeah,

I'm not here for moderators having fun. Just like honestly like or or honestly like, get someone in there who can write you a good joke. No, because you have to understand they don't have that ability to deliver the joke.

I believe man does, Matto does will throw down a dad joke like no one's business, and Matta will be like, um, Nicole Silverver has this great observation that Rachel Mattow will like say something like we've got We've got two pages out of fucking you know Steve Manuchin's tax returns from two thousand fourteen, Grab your popcorn, Like but earnestly is like,

so get your popcorn ready. It's like, no, you're You're the wonkiest fucking person alive, Like literally, you are a wank, Like you love this ship and you're the only person who's interested in this plus like whatever other like scholarly people. Also, I think she truly finds funny is when she just explains something so well and I like when she gets

like the happiest she's ever been. The most she laughs is right when she gives the final words to this whole like whenever, like every like every inverever bits like she's just like and that is why these texts returnsn't matter, and you're like and she's just so yeah, she laughs at a good point and so happy, like she'll stick the landing and she'll be like she'll stick the landing and she'll be like, I know, like that's that's Rachel.

And you're like, and I just talked about the the ending of democracy, but here you are just I figured it out. I know. I love it though. That's why I was when I was in high school. Yeah, same, I was. I was like that kid in Molly and sucked at it energy the day after Rhodes Scholar Energy the day after the election in she gave like the perfect sort of like fireside chatty, like opening a block and it was like exactly what I needed to hear

and most of other Americans too. Okay, Solomon, it's time. Okay, I have a trouble. Okay, okay, okay, So Solomon Solomon, you've told us that you would like to do a trouble. I've always wanted to do one. Yes, I have one for you. Has a topic, Solomon, Georgia. Your I don't think so, honey. Topic is pride and time starts now. I don't think so, honey. Pride. Okay. First of all, corporate sponsors, yeah, we get every gay person needs to

be represented by your fucking brand. Also, why do I have to show up to the busiest part of the fucking town. I should be rooftop getting high on Molly in the fucking morning. Also the morning. Why are you happening in the fucking morning? What Stonewall happened at fucking night? Why are we up the goddamn fucking morning. Also, I don't think so, honey, Pride, Are you kidding me? With the floats? What are they? What are these? They're not

even shapes. I expected that all these queer people can put together a decent float, but I get four steps and a bunch of dancing go go boys. Where's the flare? Where's the fireworks? Where's the artist tree? Where's the fucking drag of it? All? Five seconds? And I don't think that's honestly, You're right, there's actually no shapes. There's no shapes? Are so fucking obnoxious? Well, the only on I was on the float? Were you? The only the other big ones? Yes?

The only big ones are the corporate ones, like the only ones that are really embellished in like gorgeous and you're like wow, so much hair within craftsmanship is put into this? Are the corporate one? There should be a giant Judy Garland yes with her head, Yes, just some massive just lies Manelli, like there should be more themes

of things. And that's what really I think. Cut all the floats just making a balloon parade and every balloon is an iconic actually yes, actually you know you know what it is though, Um, the national the nationality floats, so they'll how like delegates from different nations will do like cultural shows for everybody. It's like it's like it'll be like forty people in a grid just like doing like a dance. And I'm kind of like, okay, yes,

like that's what i want. Okay, yes, okay, yes, I'm like okay, Like Mexico last year, like had an incredible fucking thing, and like god, it's I mean, yeah, I find the cultural ones to be like so you are you are like narrating the parade. I'm at the grandstand and I'm announcing the floats as they combine. Yes, that's very fun. Well you shout me out when the other two will shout you when the other two flo goes by.

I don't go on until three pm, so not not in the morning, but in the afternoon, so the more respectable hour, but the more respectable but the tail end it's chill. It's after the big party. We're going to know. Wow, Um, I need to sleep in tonight. I don't think I'm gonna go out tonight. That's respectable. Where you're gonna go horse meat. I don't have tickets. I got an extra ticket. Okay, we'll have fun. I'm not even cool. I know you are. No. I didn't say I had a star. I said someone

gave me. I didn't have that. That's great, perfect, But anyway, everyone's just cool. I look, I get it in three hours asleep. Maybe you should take tonight. I might take tonight off. Agent queen did see tomorrow. We'll give you the info. Okay, I thought you were leaving town. Yeah, we thought you were leaving. No, I was just I'm just busy next week. Okay, bitch, bitch, Okay, you don't have to be Did you hear all my credits? You know you don't. You don't have to be sid George.

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