Hello. My name is Douglas Bain.
Many of you know me as the off spoken about heterosexual engineer of this podcast, the award winning and critically acclaimed Lost Culture resta Us with Matt Rogers and Bowen Yang. It is my distinct honor and dare I say pleasure to welcome you to part one of the nomination ceremony for the upcoming highly anticipated Lost Cultureista US Culture Awards.
I have been tossing and turning to my sleep for weeks with excitement wildly flailing my arms concerning my wife because I, like many of you readers, publicist katies and finalists, know what a special night this will be. Join us on Saturday, June seventeenth, seven thirty pm at Lincoln Center's Damn Rush part for an evening that will surely go down in history if it's anything like last year's historic event. It's also free and open to anyone, first come, first serve.
For spot hosting again this year are the Lost Culture Resist Themselves Saturday Night Live icon perennial Emmy nominee and star of the upcoming worldwide phenomenon, Wicked Bowen Yang and Matt Rogers, who has seen a lot of Broadway this year, just Ahead, Bowen and Matten asked the first third of the nominees eligible to win the Iconic Cult in one hundred categories. Be sure to tune in next Friday for more nominees, and the following Friday for the nomination combination.
Well that's more than enough of me. Let's bring in the host and begin the process. Bowen, Matt.
Morning, Matt, Good morning Bowen. So great to be with you for another year. And it's good to see you. Let's get started. It's great to see you. I'm excited.
In the category of Biggest Jester, the nominees are Kirsten Cinema New York Times is Anti trans looking ass The Joker on the Joker Card Deck of Cards, and Lady Gaga as Harley Quinn. These are the nominees for Biggest Chester.
In the category of Biggest Flop, the nominees are Fournet's and Orlando Truth Tellers, Tanya mccoyd, The White Lotus, Jenny Thomas and while We're at It, Clarence Too, and Water World starring Kevin Costner. These are the nominees for Biggest Flop.
In the category of Biggest Chester Flop, The nominees are Tom Sandoval, Tom Schwartz, Lydia Tar, George Santos and Kitara Ravace. These are the nominees for Biggest Jester Flop.
In the category of Biggest Jester Flop in the Clown Square, the nominees are Elon Musk Twitter, The Green Eyed Bandits, The Real Housewives of Potomac and at Large, The Studios who Will Not Give the WGA a Fair Deal, Raquel Rachel Levis and Tucker Carlson. These are the nominees for Biggest Jester flopp in the Clown Square.
In the category of Biggest Night of Our Lives, the nominees are Tonight at the Lost Culture Reestas Cultural Awards, the OSCARS, When a Fag sees Adele Las Vegas Youth Group lock In and Date Night with the Love of My Life Michael, Love You Baby.
These are the nominees for Biggest Night of Our Lives.
In the category of Finalist of the Year, the nominees are Darcy Cardon, Chapel Roone, Betty Gilpin, Melanie Lynsky and Olympians.
These are the nominees for Finalist of the Year.
In the category of Melanie Lynsky Award for Most Sweetest Person. The nominees are Sammy Sweetheart, mtvs, Jersey Shore Toad, Nintendo, can't remember her name but that Girl from the Other Night, and Drew Barrymore. These are the nominees for the Melanie Lynsky Award for Most Sweetest Person.
In the category of Free Them Award for Criminal who Should Be Free, the nominees are Her, the Girls Locked Up at the End of Pirates of the Caribbean Ride, Elizabeth Liz Holmes, and Han Solo. These are the nominees for the Freeedom Award for Criminal who should be Free.
In the category of the Free Willie Award for Animal Achievement, the nominees are Jenny the Donkey, the Band She of In Is, Sharon, Mickey Mouse, Tortoises All and the cast of The Secret Life of Pets. These are the nominees for the Free Willie Award for Animal Achievement.
In the category of the Denise Richards Drop Dead Gorgeous Line Reading Award, the nominees are She's Skinny, Ember Not Deaf, Denise Richards Lights Camera, and Me without a stitch of makeup on. Denise Richards Can't take My Eyes Off of You, Denise Richards and you had Me at Hello, Renees Elwiger.
These are the These.
Are the nominees for the Denise Richards to Drop Dead Gorgeous Line Reading Award.
In the category of Best Skill to Have, the nominees are Drew Barrymore, Impression, Remembers Names, changing attire, fierce runway walk and a sense of Play.
These are the nominees for Best Skill to Have.
In the category of Diva Down Award, Person Who Fell Hard Award, the nominees are Jason Derulo, Grape Stump Woman, Tony mccoyd, The White Lotus, and Nazi Mama from Indiana Jones. These are the nominees for Diva Down Award, Person Who Fell Hard Award.
In the category of Best Religion, the nominees are Mormon two point zero, The School of Life, Long Form, Improv comedy and whatever gives People Meaning. These are the nominees for Best Religon Jim.
In the category of Best Religious Practice, the nominees are Kneeling, Anything with Water, Prayer, Zip Zip zop, and Breath. These are the nominees for Best Religious Practice.
In the category of Most Amazing Impact in Film, the nominees are pas b Camera Grip, Margot Robbie, Diane Warren and Megan. These are the nominees for Most Amazing Impact in Film.
In the category of they Should be an Actor Award for Non Actor but should, the nominees are Congresswoman Alexandria Ocasio Cortez, Sonny Houston, doctor Nicole Martin, The Real Housewives of Miami, All Children Not Already Acting, and Malala. These are the nominees for They Should be an Actor Award for not Actor but should.
In the category of Alison Williams Cool Girl Award, the nominees are Ariana Maddox, Ariana Grande, Daisy Duck, Elizabeth Olsen and Zendaya. These are the nominees for the Alison Williams Cool Girl Award.
In the category of Hunger Games Award for Best Huge Franchise, the nominees are The Fast and the Furious Avatar, Mario oh Oreo Cookies.
And McDonald's.
These are the nominees for Hunger Games Award for Best Huge frinch.
In the category of Santa Award for Being Unforgettable, the nominees are Sasha the Lore, Sasha Colby, Sasha Obama, Malia Obama, and Breathe by Faith Hill. These are the nominees for the Santa Award for being Unforgettable.
In the category of Best Holiday Fixed Date, the nominees are Christmas Eve, Christmas Days four twenty Leapy, Your Baby Birthday and September fourth b Day.
These are the nominees for best Holiday Fixed Date.
In the category of Best Holiday Changing Date, the nominees are Memorial Day, Thanksgiving, Passover, Pizza Night, and Personal Day. These are the nominees for best Holiday Changing Date.
In the category of Mother Award, the nominees are Kelly Clarkson, Serree Fields, Moms All Across the World, Ava Max, Kiki Palmer, Padme Lakshmi, Top Chef, Jennifer Lopez, The Mother, Jennifer Lawrence, Mother, Edina Menzel and Regina Hall. These are the nominees for Mother Award.
In the category of the Slouching Towards beth Lehem Award for sheikhas Book to Hold, the nominees are The Chronicles of Narnia, Prince Caspian by C. S. Lewis, Stories I Only Tell My Friends, an autobiography by Rob Low attached the new science of adult attachment and how it can help you Find and Keep Love by Doctors, Open Book by Jessica Simpson, and Game of Thrones. These are the nominees for the Slouching Towards Bethlehem Award for Sheikha's Book to Hold.
In the category of Megan Award for Serving Kunt, the nominees are backup Dancers Rihanna, Super Bowl, EMTs, Black Pink, Luer Croft, tomb Raader, and The Wga. These are the nominees for Megan Award for Servant Kunt.
In the category of the Tom and Rita Couple Award, the nominees are The Obamas, The Carters, Zoe Kazan and Paul Dano, and the couples of Modern Family. These are the nominees for the Tom and Rita Couple Award.
In the category of the shiv Roy Award for Best Fake American Accent, the nominees are Melanie Lynsky All, Tony Collette, The Sixth Sense, James McAvoy every now and Then, and Tony Collette Hereditary. These are the nominees for the shiv Roy Award for Best Fake American Accent.
In the category of Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake British Accent, the nominees are Jillian Anderson, The Crown, Emma Stone, The Favorite, Jillian Anderson, Sex Education, Alan tujik All and Everyone doing their Sleigh Love Island Impressions aka when You All say propa Chat. These are the nominees for the Bridget Jones Award for Best Fake British Accent.
In the category of Biggest Current Threat to Us, the nominees are Cynthia Arrivo and Ariana Grande, Wicked, Stradio Lab podcast, The Fickle Nature of NYC Weather in June, Governors Across America, and ourselves tbh. These are the nominees for Biggest Current Threat to Us.
In the category of Scariest Moment in History, the nominees are Hereditary, Lil Diva, Head come Off, the Big Bang Jump Scare, when you see Mama you knew in college on the street, what Cuban Missile Crisis, and saying I love you to the one and you know you can never go back. This will change things. These are the nominees for Scariest Moment in History.
In the category of Education Award for Best School Subject, the nominees are Yearbook, ap US History, precalc depending on teacher, Drop Everything, and read and certainly not physics. Speaking as queer people, these are the nominees for Education Award for Best School Subjects.
In the category of Best Gay Guy Normal, the nominees are a teacher, a nurse, a fireman, and just Moved to the City.
These are the nominees for best Gay Guy Normal.
In the category of Best Gay Guy Famous, the nominees are Andy Cohen, Anderson Cooper, Abraham Lincoln, and Bowen Yang.
Oh my God, congratulate, thank you, thank you. These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy Famous.
In the category of Best Gay Guy Somewhere in Between, the nominees are Jimmy Fowley, Pat Reagan, Governor, Jared Polis, and Matt Rogers.
Congratulations.
These are the nominees for Best Gay Guy somewhere in Between.
In the category of Diplo Award for LGBTQ, the nominees are Haley Kyoko, Poppy Juice, Jesse Ware, Josh Sharp and Aaron Jackson and RuPaul's Drag Race All Stars. These are the nominees for Diplo Award for LGBTQ.
In the category of the Rosalia Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance, the nominees are Diana Ross Rain, Shakespeare in the Park, These Cruss Punks pretending they don't have Daddy money, Houston, Star Spangled Banner, super Bowl, and Rosalia Coachella. These are the nominees for the Rosalia Award for Best Outdoor Live Performance.
In the category of the Kimberly Akimbo Award for Best Indoor Live Performance, the nominees are Titanique Parade, Beyonce, Ring the Alarm two thousand and six Video Music Awards, Kate Berland, Kate and Lady Gaga. On any existing Awards show, including Joe Calderone, these are the nominees for the Kimberly Akimbo Award for Best Indoor Live Performance.
Tune in next week for the continuation of the Last Culturesa's Culture Award Nomination special.
Until then,