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La Vita

Danielle Ogbeche•podcasters.spotify.com
Arts
La Vita Podcast Dany’elle dives into everyday stories behind the wide umbrella called LIFE, subtly cracking open life, narrowed down per second to living, and a little bit of extra toppings. Here, we just live, soar & laugh! The goal is to help you soar, laugh, bounce, be free and live with extraordinary energy. La Vita, explore the life!
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HE WILL USE & DUMP YOU 🥸

List of ‘worse’ / ‘bad’ advice ever given… 2. HE WILL USE & DUMP YOU ...says the one who wants your ‘lover’ and will marry him after you concede to her agenda-hidden advice 😂🤣

Aug 25, 2024•4 min•Ep. 129

‘BE YOURSELF’ - A scam?

There are popular pieces of advice that seem to have damaged the quality of lives. 1) BE YOURSELF - I know people mean well, they want to help, and in that way, they tend to offer advice that may sound sharp, rich, good, and even reasonable, but sorry many times, these advice come off as bad and even abstract. This episode tells why!

Aug 11, 2024•5 min•Ep. 128

MONITORING SPIRITS 🤪

…with your thick neck and twisted mouth, ‘yinmu’ your nose till your face folds like a bloated maggot 😂🤣

Jul 28, 2024•5 min•Ep. 127

CAN YOU EVER BE ENOUGH…?

Is it true that you will just NEVER be enough for some people? Is it hatr3d or jealousy? 🤷🏼‍♀️

Jul 14, 2024•6 min•Ep. 125

WHAT I ORDERED vs WHAT I GOT

Is it my camera or my eyes? 😂😂 Are we ready or ‘equipped’ for online sales?

Jun 30, 2024•3 min•Ep. 124

AN ARTISAN ONCE SAID… 😂😂

List of lies, usual lines, same old story and funny excuses by Artisans. Heard them before? Which are you most familiar with? 😂😂😂

Jun 23, 2024•4 min•Ep. 123

FATHER’S DAY - BE A MAN! MEN DON’T CRY!

Father’s Day, in line with Men’s Mental Health Awareness month. Fathers Matter! You’re not weak for ‘asking’… Happy Father’s Day 🥰

Jun 16, 2024•4 min•Ep. 122

WHY WE ‘LIE’ - ARTISAN opens up

As an artisan, it’s very okay to collect jobs you know you can’t handle, if… ‘On several occasions, customers have almost beaten me up…’ 😀

Jun 02, 2024•6 min•Ep. 121

INDECENT DRESSING: WOMEN, TAKE YOUR AWARD🙄

INDECENT DRESSING - Does it make a woman a bad person? - Is it an open invitation to men? - Does it make you look cheap? WOMEN! Who sold the cheap lie to us that… How can you dress almost half naked and still not be fine? 🤪

Mar 24, 2024•8 min•Ep. 115

Glittering, but filthy? WASH THAT BLACK BRA!

Unless you plan to use it to cook for ‘him’, 😳 dispose those pads 😂 Aunty! You’re not lazy, you’re dirty. That black bra has seen shégė in your hand, burn it! 😡 Glittering outside, filthy inside? The hair under your wig? How far? 😭😂

Mar 10, 2024•6 min•Ep. 113

P3NIS CARE & MEN’S HYGIENE

❌ 18+ Unless you plan to plant rice down there, MEN! SHAVE & ‘trowey ya tear tear boxers’ 😀 Life is deeper than carrying your heavy duty equipment around, is your p3nis clean? And your boxers? 🌚

Feb 25, 2024•5 min•Ep. 112

VALENTINE: ❌ FLOWERS, makeup s£x, FOR ABUSE!!??

“Flowers, makeup s£x, romantic dinners - My ex husband bought me gifts to soothe the wounds he inflicted on me” 🥲 VALENTINE : There are flowers, and then there are flowers for abuse! Receive wisely!

Feb 11, 2024•5 min•Ep. 110

GIVE YOUR VAGINA A BREAK

Unless you plan to train dada down there, Amaka! Shave ooo!! It’s not by fine shape or makeup, is your VULVA clean, or are you an expired cold room? 🌚 Before you open leg waaaa, are his fingers & tongue…? 📌 VJ care, Douching & MORE on this episode ✌🏾

Jan 28, 2024•5 min•Ep. 109

2024: ❌ No gree for fish stinky VAGINA

Leave VAGINA fess, let’s talk about the VULVA. Ladies, why do you neglect that inner tube? Don’t wait until bros wan kn@ck before you wash, it’s simple hygiene. VULVA wash? Here’s how… on this episode.

Jan 21, 2024•5 min•Ep. 108

M@d but broke? FAQs & As on MENTAL HEALTH

What happens if a m@d person bites you? Does spiritual healing / prayers replace professional therapy for a mentally ill person? Mental Health pro tackles FAQs, first aid, awareness and way forward.

Jan 14, 2024•11 min•Ep. 107

NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS: 2024

“I’ve resolved to leave people’s husbands alone, na my own I dey find now…” Do NEW YEAR RESOLUTIONS work? Or are you the problem? How do you want to enter into 2024? 😀

Dec 31, 2023•5 min•Ep. 106

MENTAL HEALTH: Would you die before you REST?

“I’ll rest when I’m dead!” Don’t wait until you die before you rest & catch up with sleep. You may be burning, not resting 😂😂😂 You have worked hard, don’t remain a DEBTOR! Rest your mind, your head… you OWE your body REST! Merry Christmas from La Vita Podcast.

Dec 24, 2023•4 min•Ep. 105

MENTAL HEALTH & the ‘shege promax’ of ONLINE DATING

From constantly pumping milk into your breasts ‘just for your man’, to carrying him on your back, you will meet the good, the bad, the ghosts & d3vil on dating sites. Considering online dating? Listen to this masterpiece and decide 😂 Please DO NOT LAUGH

Dec 17, 2023•8 min•Ep. 104

mEnTaL hEaLtH - Can S3X to¥S replace humans?

Leave your vibrator and listen to this first 🌚🌚 What a man can do, can a vibrator do it better? There’s more to life than ‘cum’n’, but you see direct touch, direct intimacy with an opposite sex? No go there. 😀

Dec 10, 2023•3 min•Ep. 103

S3X TOYS ‘saved’ MY MENTAL HEALTH DURING COVID

S3x toys’ benefits & mEnTaL hEaLtH Why some women resort to s3x toys, instead of being stuck with… 😂 “Ohhh I love him so much but he doesn’t make me cum”! Really? Listen to this ✌🏾

Nov 26, 2023•5 min•Ep. 102

mEnTaL hEaLtH & S3X II : Does 7 rounds make you a man?

When to ‘STOP’ having s3x 😩! Is TOO much s3x bad for mental health? Do you need ‘drugs’ to ‘fire down’? P3nis no dey pain you? Comrade! Don’t do hard labor & d!e in active service! Listen!!! 🎤 It’s QUALITY not QUANTITY!

Nov 12, 2023•6 min•Ep. 100
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