This is, hands down, the most UNHINGED(derogatory) piece of "worlbuilding" any of us have ever seen The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah , of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn , of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck . Janos , of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin . Daniel, from Academic Elitism . The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitabl...
Jan 16, 2023•1 hr 47 min•Season 2Ep. 8
This week we finally confirm that Kvothe does NOT know what jacking off is, since if he did, we wouldn't be dealing with all This shit. That's the first tradgedy. The second is that the Adem are culturally unable to podcast. It's so sad. The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah , of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn , of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck . Jan...
Dec 14, 2022•1 hr 35 min•Season 2Ep. 7
Patrick. Come on now. The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah , of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn , of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck . Janos , of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin . Daniel, from Academic Elitism . The Podcast on Twitter NB: This podcast is not suitable for consumption by fans of Mr Rothfuss...
Nov 26, 2022•1 hr 24 min•Season 2Ep. 6
This week, on KvKc: Patrick writes the boring D&D campaign section of the book, Denna writes the Bohemian Rhapsody of Kvotheworld, Kvothe does extremely cool and sick and awesome Blood Magic crimes, and your hosts announce our new line of Patrick Rothfuss themed lipsticks! The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah , of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn , of Who Wa...
Nov 13, 2022•1 hr 43 min•Season 2Ep. 5
The queen died the week this was recorded so we are obviously having a GREAT time!! AND we actually really enjoyed this part of the book! Well. 80% of us did... The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah , of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn , of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck . Janos , of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin . Daniel, from Academic Eli...
Oct 30, 2022•Season 2Ep. 4
Can this book get any worse? Yes. Yes it can. But on the bright side we finally found the difference between Will and Sim! The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah , of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the show art but you cant comission them. Robyn , of Who Watches the Watch and Fred Says Fuck . Janos , of A Song of Babies and Puppies and Lynchpin . Daniel, from Academic Elitism . The Podcast on Twitter NB: This...
Oct 16, 2022•1 hr 54 min•Season 2Ep. 3
CW for sexual assault discussion between 01:05:00 and 01:30:00 You know when you hate someone so everything they do no matter what it is just ends up pissing you off? Like I'm sure there were some good parts in this section but mostly it's just one awful thing after another. What if a book was so horrible towards women it made you non-binary? The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them | Sarah , of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Al...
Oct 02, 2022•1 hr 58 min•Season 2Ep. 2
We're not quite ready to talk about Wise Man's Fear yet. To prepare ourselves for the horror to come, we try and remember what happened in the last book without looking any of it up. In this episode we discover the hidden sexual delights of the 10 year anniversary cover, Add a 4th quadrant to the "mother/maiden/crone" trifecta, and figure out that the ACTUAL NAME of the wind is "Jasom Derulo" The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission the...
Sep 11, 2022•1 hr 11 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Well folks, its time to wrap things up. in this last episode of season 1, we go into our final throughts on the book. We conclude that Patrick has undergone Kvothefication, read some goodreads reviews, read the author's note, Answer listener questions, and drop hints about our future plans. We also find out about the wild sex club in the novel Wicked??? Books/Media reccomended in the podcast: Wicked by Gregory Maguire Everybody Hates Rand (wheel of time podcast) Ninth House by Leigh Bardugo Prio...
Mar 27, 2021•2 hr 28 min•Season 1Ep. 6
Choose Life. Choose a university education. Choose a horse. Choose a girl. Choose an accent. No, a different accent. No, no, no, a different accent . Choose Pegs. Choose a dragon but its vegan so actually it's a Draccus. Choose not to do sexual assault. Choose the friendzone. Choose to tell your entire life story to a Chronicler, rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable bar, nothing more than an embarrassment to your own pathetic legacy. Choose The Name of The Wind. Ch...
Mar 20, 2021•Season 1Ep. 5
This episode we cover the absolute worst part of the book, and basically everything good we had to say about it gets thrown in the trash by the sheer revolting existence of Chapter 69 (....not nice). We still manage to have a lot of fun along the way though - tune in to hear the 7 words that will make our listeners fall in love with us, hypothesize on the meaning of "fuck me red lipstick" (fuck me, red lipstick?), and ask the most important question of all: When did the sex number invented? WE M...
Mar 13, 2021•1 hr 53 min•Season 1Ep. 4
This week we get into University!! Congraduations to us!! Wait - why is there a CHILD here?? In our discussion of chapters 26 - 54 we uncover Pat's plagarism of Yugioh GX, explore Arkham Asylum with the Joker, and determine that Fire Emblem Three Houses is the greatest story ever told, using the metric "how many shippable characters are there?". We also cautiously broach the topic of..... " Portrayal of Women in Patrick Rothfuss' Kingkiller Chronicle " (and by cautiously broach i mean 'become ju...
Mar 03, 2021•1 hr 58 min•Season 1Ep. 3
This week we read chapters 1-25! We meet the Blue Man Group, discover what would happen if a theatre kid was also a gamer, and look frantically to see if there's any actual 'story' inside all these vibes and aesthetics. where is it pat. give us the story patrick. Daniel's audio occasionally cuts out so don't worry its not your phone doing that its the file. [EDIT: The podcast has a twitter now: @killer_kvothe ] The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and yo...
Feb 27, 2021•1 hr 48 min•Season 1Ep. 2
Before we read any of Name of the Wind, we sit down and discuss the things we remember about it, establishing how Kvothepilled each of us are. We talk about Kvothe a bit but mostly we talk about the topic of Patrick Rothfuss, his relationship to Joss Whedon and... the post . [EDIT: The podcast has a twitter now: @killer_kvothe ] The Kvothekillers are played by: Summer , of My Podcabbages - Did the show art and you can comission them! Sarah , of Pod of Greed and Never Believe It - Also did the sh...
Feb 20, 2021•Season 1Ep. 1
