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Koala Sandwich Podcast | كوالا ساندوتش

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079 حمو بيكا كويس

Criticizing clients. The word "Kowayes". Side missions in video games. Quick Fan Mail. New segment: A jobless crocodile, on this episode he's a delivery driver. Unrealistic delivery ads. Time travel jokes. Trending Egyptian Youtube videos. Debate between Terminator vs Hamo Bika as substitute teachers. This episode is sponsored by: Heinz and Mall of Arabia. الكلاينت المستفز. كلمة "كويس". المهمات الجانبية في الجيمز. رسالة سريعة من متابعينا. سيجمنت جديد "تمساح مش مرتاح" يجرب يبقى سواق دليفري. إعلان...

Oct 27, 202145 min

078 We Were Tired 4 Real

We were tired...again. A serious episode with a few laughs. Personal questions about life, regrets, and serenity. We discuss Fight Club and The Secret Life of Walter Mitty, and a few of our favourite novels. كنا تعبانين...تاني. حلقة جادة وشوية ضحك. أسئلة مهمة عن الحياة والندم والراحة النفسية. نتكلم عن أفلامنا المفضلة وشوية روايات.

Oct 20, 202145 min

077 الخوارزمي ٢: عودة الشيكي دودو

Jimmy and Farouk had a fight. A nuclear bomb in Cairo. A new character(s): Ex-mobsters working in a news station curious about a human/monkey. Conspiracy theories about Faragello and the whereabouts of El Shiki Dodo lansheon. We research random years in history and discover revelations. We finish off with discovering Algebra by an exaggerated version of Al Khawarizmi. جيمي وفاروق يتخانقوا. قنبلة ذرية في القاهرة. كاركترز جدد: مافيا متقاعدة مستولية على محطة إخبارية عشان يستضيفوا راجل/قرد. نظرية مؤ...

Oct 14, 202154 min

076 امبابة المبوبة

Directors who don't attend their movies. Prehistoric time and allergies. Invasions and expeditions. Hating on startups and NFTs. New characters: A creep discovered incognito browsing, an uncle obsessed with spices, and a confident suicidal man. Another words that Jimmy don't know. Phantom of The Ceema: Mortal Kombat meets Home Alone and The Sixth Sense. We check your answers from our last riddle. This episode is sponsored by Uber. المخرجين اللي مش بيحضروا أفلامهم. العصر الحجري والحساسية. غزوات و...

Oct 06, 202150 min

075 قمرين دول ولا مناخيرين

We discuss scientology and beggers. Police sketch artists. The origins of Embaaba. We wish a fan a happy birthday! A packed sketches segment: Jack Sparrow and Amr Diab discuss crushes. Chewbacca and Voldemort discuss noses. Kenzy struggles with Snakies dude. El Kabeer and Dwight discuss farms. And we finish it off with Mr. Poopybutthole and an insecure hitman. Every sketch goes off the rails. نتكلم عن السيانتولوجيا والشحاتين. إمبابة جت منين. سكتشات كتيرة: جاك سبارو و عمرو دياب يتكلموا عن الحب. ش...

Sep 22, 202151 min

074 خرتيت جمع خرتوتة

New words Jimmy never heard of. We express how much we appreciate the fans' posts on our new Facebook group: Koala Sandwich Verse. A brand new character: Someone who gets into trouble because of his chronic disease with drinking water. Farouk rants about the movie "Photocopy" a Mahmoud Hemida movie. We play your voice notes in our Fan Mail segment. And we listen to a Whatsapp conversation between a delivery guy and his boss about his location. Two standup shows announcements! This episode is spo...

Sep 15, 202146 min

073 لولا الملامة Lola Bunny

A list of Disney Renaissance movies that Farouk hasn't seen. Which animated characters did we have a crush on. Update on Islam as he signs a deal with Beats headphones. Absurdy Birdy about travelling tribes and other nonsense. How did we end up here segment: An ad with the title "Are Women Human?" And a new hype character for Om Ahmed. This episode is sponsored by Ariel and Wimpy. إيه أفلام ديزني اللي فاروق ماشافهاش. إيه الشخصيات الكرتونية اللي كنا (و مازلنا) معجبين بيها. إسلام يدخل في شراكة مع ...

Sep 01, 202148 min

072 يا ميس الحديدي

A blue cow suddenly appears! We talk Koala Sandwich Verse, the anti-christ, and Yu-gi-oh! Miss Busters explains the origins of pranks, as we tell our personal stories about them. Riddle about shoes and balloons! A brand new character: A Pokemon from Bani Sweef. This episode is sponsored by Wimpy, Uber, and Google. ظهور مفاجئ لبقرة زرقاء. نتكلم عن جروب "كوالا ساندوتش فيرس" و المسيح الدجال و كرتون يوجي. ميس باسترز تكلمنا عن المقالب. فزورة جديدة فيها جزمة و بالونة. كاركتر جديدة: بوكيمون من بني سويف...

Aug 25, 20211 hr 5 min

071 Segmental Breakdown: خوفي عنان

We talk landline technicians, Kefaya Ba2a podcast, Kobayten Ahwa podcast. Then we dive into a serious conversation about will, discipline, and initiation in the creative process. بنتكلم عن اللي بيصلحوا خط التليفون الأرضي. نتكلم عن بودكاست "كفاية بقى" و "كوبايتين قهوة". و نقاش مكثف عن المشاكل اللي بتواجه الشغل الكرييتف.

Aug 11, 202156 min

070 Lose Your دورك جي

How did we end up here segment: A weird sign for a restaurant front, and a FPS game with monster Barney's. Debate Beitak segment: Eminem faces Wegz in a foodcourt. Brand new sponsor, Nestlé. Introducing new characters: A teacher obsessed with underlining, and a hobo who demands more ice. نشوف صور غريبة جديدة: ليه ممكن حد يخلي اسم مطعمه غريب كده؟ و ليه فيه واحد بيواجه وحوش "بارني" في البلاعات. و نشوف مين حايكسب في الفود كورت مابين أمينيم و ويجز. كاركترات جديدة: مدرس مهووس بالكلمات اللي تحتيها خط،...

Aug 04, 202140 min

069 يوميات ونيس: عودة هدى

We combine the Egyptian TV show "Yawmyat Wanees", the movies "Saw" and "50 First Dates" to create one crazy movie. And random talks inbetween. بندمج "يوميات ونيس" و أفلام "ساو" و فيلم "فيفتي فرست ديتس" عشان نعمل أكتر قصة متخلفة في العالم. و كلام عشوائي في النص.

Jul 28, 202145 min

068 Guess Who's Back? SOMAYA

An essential pillar in the podcast came back...SOMAYA! Weird stuff you find in Turkey. Obvious things Jimmy don't know. We check our fan mail, the art of the Arabic language, different names of lions. حد مهم رجع البودكاست آخيرا...سمية! حاجات غريبة في تركيا. بديهيات جيمي مش عارفها. نشوف رسايلكوا عن إعجاز اللغة العربية في أسامي الأسد.

Jul 21, 202139 min

067 Recaptain America, Infinity Koalas

Does the show really have to go on? YES! We recap all of the hilarious characters we've ever done in the show! Non-stop laughter. بنعيد اكتشاف كل الكاركترات اللي عملناها في الشو، ضحك لا يتوقف بجد.

Jul 07, 20211 hr 14 min

065 Breaking Worse

We talk weaning, because why not. Discuss your answers for last week's riddle. And crap all over the TV show, Breaking Bad.

Jun 24, 202145 min

064 كل سنة و أنت عادي

Our take on hotels. We tell a hundred joke and a joke. We talk dormant racism. A new Southern character obsessed with cheese. A brand new riddle for our listners! And we finish off with 3 Personal Questions: Numbers you identify with, eliminating senses, owning pets, and the existence of evil in the world.

Jun 09, 202155 min

063 John Wink

New mellow ads! Miss Busters talks the origins of winks, and we share random childhood memories that has to do with them. And it's finally here, a brand new bedtime story about your favourite bunny, who creates havoc in the city alongside many new animals.

Jun 02, 202156 min

062 تشوف بطني؟

We talk lawyers. Introducing three brand new characters: a paranoid guy, and a guy who flashes his tummy for no reason, and someone who wants a bitch on the side. More random flashbacks. Where did "shit is tight" come from. We talk YouTube channel: videogamedunkey. Cinema el Aw3'ad segment where we crap all over Pokemon. And end the episode with conspiracy theory about the phrase "Men ta2ta2 le salamo 3aleeko".

May 26, 202149 min

061 Segmental Breakdown

We talk about Kamtcho's videos. We try to recap all our original characters in one episode, and introduce two brand new characters: an interrupting guy, and a crossdresser. Another openings to random programs. Introducing absurd flashbacks throughout the episode. We also talk women rights.

May 19, 202147 min

060 Baby Koala 2: عودة البيبي

The audience's episode! Ruining the TV show, The Office (US). Wondering how did stolen pants end up under "Stolen Pants" section in the market. Conspiracy theories about the song "Kilo Bamya", and secret animal languages. We finish the episode with a Tiktok audio on the beauty of the Arabic language.

Apr 11, 202153 min

059 ممكن تجيبلي حد صغير أكلمه؟

We talk Zack Snyder's Justice League. Monster movies and their cliché open endings. Hostage situation segment with a kidnapper and a kid, so it's time for negotiations. Wa2f 7aal segment, and how the podcast will end when a deafness pandemic outbreaks. Jimmy is thinking about being a ventriloquist. Farouk weighs in on Abla Fahita and TV show culture. We finish with 3 Personal Questions, talking about accidents with casualties, and if anyone has the ability to become a standup comedian.

Mar 31, 202158 min

058 ستيڤان سيجال مدني

We talk Anis Ebeid, McDonald's weird products, a recap on Koala Sandwich Live performance, the TikTok video "Erkab", mouse lasers, black muslims, vengeful women. We have a debate between Mark Zuckerberg and Sherlock Holmes at a wedding. And we figure how did Ehab Tawfik end up next to Steven Seagal.

Mar 24, 202144 min

057 We Were Tired 3D

As the title says. Random program openings! We talk Pascale Machaalani. A story about an extra train ticket Jimmy had. A brand new character: a successful doctor but with a twist. (Probably) a brand new segment, where we create marketing strategies for random brands. We talk Dead People's Rights Organization. This episode is sponsored by Uber.

Mar 10, 202148 min

056 مزلقان الزمكان

What's with the Arabic translation to "space-time"? The wonders of the Arabic language. Update about Islam as he struggles to find radishes. We imagine our future hardcore fan base. We talk failed easter eggs in Egyptian music videos. Sudden disturbance in "Safeenet Al Sa7araa2" segment. Miss Busters talk about crushes and intimacy issues. And we finish off with two big announcements, and Jimmy's Spanish-ish song.

Mar 03, 20211 hr

055 Send بلابيص

The music you created plays throughout the episode! We talk about confrontation issues and social anxieties. We've got another hostage situation, so it's time for negotiations with a detective being harassed by an obsessive kidnapper. We sketch random drawings that include monsters with launchers, and kids running from electrified souls. Then we shit all over The Lion King is Cinema El Aw3'ad segment.

Feb 24, 202153 min

054 عروسة ٦٠ كيلو

We talk childhood accidents and how to get a way with murder. Four new characters: one obsessed with eyelashes, a guy protective of his pockets, a Grand Master chess player, and a loud-mouthed nosey neighbor. We talk classism. Conspiracy theory about the phrase "E7na dafneeno sawa". We discuss SYNC Community posts. How did we end up here segment: A guy looking for a "specific" wife, and a doctor who specializes in staying next to his patients as they die.

Feb 17, 202153 min

053 Segmental Breakdown

This episode include: a brief story about yogurt, common decency, Farouk's last documentary screening, a story about comedian Moses Storm, still moments in life, bit coin, getting arrested, cheating at school. And we finish off with an exciting announcement for EP55.

Feb 03, 202142 min

052 Johnny Cash Walla Credit

Update Islam includes a weird factory. We introduce a new character stating a point using Algebra. A quick tribute to Emsek Nafsak. Debate between Hulk and Hancock, as they compete in The Bachelorette. We reminisce about Will Smith's recent career choices. Brand new segment: Johnny Cash Walla Credit, where Johnny Cash complains about problems at the movies with his wife.

Jan 27, 202144 min

051 Koalafied

The ultimate fan mail episode! We're trying to catchup with your messages and comment on the absurd things you send us. We decide who's Koalafied to be a Koala fan. We test our abilities to do spoken words, and man are we talented! Then we finish off with Drum Rollz where we improvise songs one line at a time about stomach aches, road kills, Kenzy eating, and Johnny Cash exaggerating his normal problems.

Jan 20, 202159 min

098 كابتن ماجدة الرومي

Phantom of the Ceema is back, where we combine Black Widow and (mosalsal) Moussa, and Al Tagroba Al Denmarkeya. We imagine a female Captain Maged. We check your answers for last week's riddle. And we discuss time travel with Miss Busters.

Jan 13, 20211 hr 4 min
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