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S03E01: Welcome 2022

Hello hello hello! We are back with this week’s episode and a whole new season of KNT Fatale. Have we planned anything? No. Will we chat and entertain you? Yes. Come join the conversation and easy banter. Until next episode, remember to still wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. If you’re vaccinated this applies to you as well. Be kind. Remember you can KNT on us. Our socials on this sexy link: https://linktr.ee/kntfatale We would love to hear from you. Sponsors: ...

Jan 09, 20221 hr 3 min

S02E21: The Age of Controlled Risk Taking

We are back with a new episode. What have we been up to? Sex in the City is back and we’re going into the first two episodes. They’ve started on a dark note very in tune with 2021 note, dark and gloomy. Inês has taken the day off and we navigate the episode catching up and venting about life happenings. Until next episode, remember to still wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. If you’re vaccinated this applies to you as well. Be kind. Our socials on this sexy link...

Dec 13, 202155 min

S02E19: In the absence of Van...

It’s not right but it’s OK, while Van is crossing oceans of time to get back to the island.we are going to keep you entertained! Also… we forgot to take notes because we’re incredibly tired. We are gobsmacked by the recent changes in Texas reproductive rights laws, it gives us Handmaid’s Tale realness. Until next episode, remember to still wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. If you’re vaccinated this applies to you as well. Be kind. Our socials on this sexy link:...

Sep 05, 202159 min

S02E18: If you're not wearing fake lashes, you're not doing life.

How have you been? We’re adulting with as much class as we can. Van is addicted to Tik Tok and we dive into this world. Marco binged watched Glow Up and we discuss its particularities and nuances - we just talk and gossip about it really - teehee. Eye lashes, shakalaka boom bam lashes. Inês brings us the knowledge of rumpology. What is rumpology? Come with us into this rabbit hole. Also how did we end up discussing penis and vulva shaped waffles? So many questions. We breeze through mental healt...

Aug 22, 20211 hr 15 min

S02E17: The Color of Potatoes

How have you been? We’re hot. Do you know Marco took three hours to make a Gordon Ramsay’s recipe. Was it worth it? Find out. Have you ever had a cat scan? Inês will have one soon and we talk about it. Cryptocurrencies, bitcoin, ethereum what is this? Making the Cut on Amazon, do you know they sell the dresses on Amazon? Find out this episode’s question for Marco’s card spread. Until next episode, remember to still wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. If you’re va...

Jul 18, 20211 hr 4 min

S02E16: Mechanical bull in the back, arsenic wallpaper in the front

Hello lovelies! This week we get to know Xavier, Inês’ cat. He is seriously cute. Vacation time is near and it’s time to catch up some deserved rest and relaxation and of course Rettore. How will Marco deal with Rome’s summer heat? Make an entrance, make an exit. How to die in style. Climate change meets personal anxiety and how we’re bombarded with intense messages that lead to a flight mode. Body scrubs with coffee beans, coconut oil and the natural skin routines we use. We find out Marco like...

Jul 04, 202159 min

S02E15: Bosom Apparatus

Hello! Today we share our COVID-19 vaccine stories. Believe me, it’s a ride. We also met in person recently and basked in the afterglow of that major event. The Victoria’s Secret committee, underwear and the fashion industry. Oh yes we go there, we share our thoughts on new strategy placements, the lack of colour palette diversity in make-up being sold online in portuguese stores. Until next episode, remember to still wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. If you’re...

Jun 20, 20211 hr 2 min

S02E14: Post hiatus bliss - Life in Gatorade

And we’re back! Listen to Marco’s short trip to Terceira to visit Van and her partner. Inês’ new haircut is amaaaaaaazing. We go into nostalgia mode with Sailor Moon Eternal. Bullfighting? How about no. But still let’s get into it. Democracy and autocrats wannabes. Family traditions and cultural clashes. Drag race down under gets shined too. It’s all in this episode of KNT Fatale. Take a listen. Until next episode remember to still wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your ha...

Jun 06, 20211 hr 11 min

S02E13: Iberian Snatch: Anxiety as a commodity

Oh beware of MBWay social engineering frauds! Marco tells us how they tried to scam him this week. Also, beware of social engineering scams of any kind. Jim Browning’s scamming the scammers videos are a must watch to understand how social engineering scamming occurs. Bitcoin Energy Consumption Index concludes that the bitcoin network consumes a lot like a lot of energy. Go take a look at our show notes for more information. We talk about the voting legislation in the USA, The Circle, and yoni ma...

Apr 18, 20211 hr 9 min

S02E12: Star Signs

What star sign would you like to be for a week? Let’s find out. Have you tried traveling with a group of friends? How will our deconfinement in Portugal be like? Will we confine again this year? Tune in to find out. Until next episode remember to wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. Be kind. Our socials on this sexy link: https://linktr.ee/kntfatale We would love to hear from you. Sponsors: Marco’s Moirae Frank Readings & Cabinet of Crafts: https://www.faceboo...

Apr 04, 202159 min

S02E11: Red Flag - the fragrance

Hello! We start by talking about what we’ve been watching. We delve into Allen VS Farrow and that takes into some deep discussion on predatory behaviour that goes absolutely unnoticed until we have the visual cues and vocabulary to interpret it. Want a feel good series? Try watching Firefly Lane on Netflix. Oh we find out Inês had a thing for 90210’s good guys and she had stickers! Oh boy. Tune in, relax and have your podcast friends lull you into a Sunday vibe. Until next episode remember to we...

Mar 28, 202144 min

02E10: My butt is not that perky

Hello y’all! Karens of the world aisles are being cleaned! We start with Marco’s Supernatural watching we get all the details from the intertwining liaisons of the series and who is who. Vanessa drops her book recommendation for this podcast, in which it deals with how authoritarians use propaganda, virility and other means of manipulation to rise to power. Makeup tips? Also dropped here. Dating apps, how are they being used? Marco and Inês explain how to deal with unsolicited pics. It's funny a...

Mar 21, 20211 hr

S02E09: A large enough number or men

Hello y’all! This week Inês talks about a new show Gogglebox she’s been watching from UK Netflix. We share our opinion on tv shows and movies, from Mulan to Supernatural, Buffy, Doctor House. You get the drill. Is Marco Doctor House? He may not be, however he shares with us a rather unsettling situation during college. Trigger warning: around 20 minutes in to 30 minutes out. Harassment in a power dynamic is never EVER a good thing. Speak up. Seek help. Report. We talk about how being a nice guy ...

Mar 15, 20211 hr

S02E08: Fly KNT - From delusion to denial

Hello y’all! Let’s get on board flight S02E08 with our captains and flight attendants. We talk about Moderna’s vaccine, how Van took her grandma to get her first dose. We get into people’s behaviour when they are outside of obligatory lockdowns, spoiler they’re mostly behaving more rashly. Marco talks about Wanda Vision and how is the portuguese online cartomancy community. The shaaaaaaade! We end with a tarot question. Come listen, enjoy! Until next episode remember to wear your mask, practice ...

Mar 07, 20211 hr 8 min

S02E07: Vacay in the Countré

Today we discussed Édith Piaf’s life, troubleshooted some things to get a soprano on our show. Marco is stingy and ordered CBD oil from the Netherlands because… prices! If you’re a stan of Marco begging Inês to watch WandaVision, you’ll get a lot of it here and also is true love strong enough to resist Inês dislike of 2 Broke Girls, I guess you’re going to have to find out. Going deep into Marco’s childhood you’ll understand that once high maintenance you’ll always be high maintenance. Hair dyes...

Feb 28, 20211 hr 4 min

S02E06: Cross your arteries and hope to live

Today we start standing with Charisma Carpenter and our conversation unravels into a sort of summary of all the recent events regarding the #metoo movement. Abuse and gaslighting is never ever an acceptable tactic to exercise power. We delve into men’s emotional toolkit or lack thereof of variety. We talk about Bumba na Fofinha’s new trend setting jogging activity. We hand out some really good movie and series suggestions for your lockdown lounging activities. Moirae’s reading takes us out with ...

Feb 21, 20211 hr 12 min

S02E05: Happy Galantine

In this episode we lounge around luxury make up, high end perfume and we go deep into tattoos. Kids, don’t cut your own bangs, Inês tells us. We catch up on what’s happening in our lives. From travel plans to bad customs experiences. Do you know who Edward Gorey is? Do check his work out. We then go on about lockdown and what would happen if we would be the only one left on earth while everybody else moves to mars. Also, will Inês get a tattoo!? Marco answers it in a new card reading. Until next...

Feb 14, 20211 hr 17 min

S02E04: Our blood tastes like irony

This week while Mafalda is taking a restful day we catch up on Inês’ and Marco’s inner irony. We travel to 80s movies and look back on how we had a wider attention span. Some haven’t aged that well. From comedies to drama and scary movies. We go into makeup land and tips with Marco and Inês and we end on a quick summary on the portuguese presidential elections with Van’s rant. Until next episode remember to wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. Be kind. Our socials...

Jan 31, 20211 hr 16 min

S02E03: Burrito Radio (feat. Press X to KNT)

This week we lack the depth and political content that Van usually brings so eloquently to the table, so we entertain you with video game trivia that immediately triggers musical memory of nineties realness! Marco’s overwhelming saudade of Tati Westbrook prompts a super amazing early on THING ON THE INTERNET that features… you guessed it, beauty guru drama or adjacent. Why mental health, body type and financial status are not acceptable insults over the age of 5. Our love for WandaVision still k...

Jan 24, 20211 hr 8 min

S02E02: Split the Girls

Dears, This episode is a stomping ride, from the current news and events from the USA to Portugal, to pogchamp and WandaVision. What is pogchamp? You’ll have to tune in to A Thing On the Internet to get in the know. Until next episode remember to wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. Be kind. Our socials on this sexy link: https://linktr.ee/kntfatale We would love to hear from you. Sponsors: Marco’s Moirae Frank Readings & Cabinet of Crafts: https://www.faceboo...

Jan 17, 20211 hr 7 min

S02E01: Smells like our podcast

Hello 2021! How are you all dear KNTs? We hope you had a very lounge worthy end of 2020 celebration and that you’re keeping yourself safe, hydrated and mentally sane. Today we start season 2 of KNT Fatale, the podcast of friends who have conversations and easy banter. In this episode we welcome 2021, Inês’ hairdo has become a weather prediction super cool unexpected event. Death to 2020 mockumentary on Netflix provides a quick review of 2020 mostly around american events. Portugal assumed the Eu...

Jan 03, 202158 min

S01E29: The final KNTdown

On this week’s episode we say goodbye to 2020, we discuss the power of the micro-waveh. The queen Nigella has so many books out she could make cakes about her own books, in a literal sense. In a segment Van calls Happy News we get to know Marion’s initiative to clean up rubbish from Mount Everest, and bangladeshi Mubarak Ahmad Khan’s Sonali bag made out of a plant. Tune in to know more. Marco got to see Wonder Woman, without spoilers, he shared his opinion. Inês continues her The Crown adventure...

Dec 27, 20201 hr

S01E28: Cross Stitch Politics

On this week’s episode we hear Marco’s adventure at the pharmacy, it has to do with being clean and shiny! Van talks about the portuguese presidential elections coming up this January, the candidates, the opinion polls and the KNT crew discusses how to learn more about the candidates and how to vote. These elections are very important. We get a bit more serious but in an educational sort of way. We share experiences with the police and then we’re softly introduced to A Thing on the Internet by M...

Dec 20, 202058 min

S01E27: The Real Housewives of Lisboa and arredores

On this week’s episode we talk about moisture and creams. Borat’s new movie and AOC (we love you). We laugh, we giggle and hope the platform we use doesn’t echo our voices. Until next episode remember to wear your mask, practice your physical distance and wash your hands. Be kind. Our socials on this sexy link: https://linktr.ee/kntfatale We would love to hear from you. Sponsors: Marco’s Moirae Frank Readings & Cabinet of Crafts: https://www.instagram.com/moirae.readings https://www.facebook...

Dec 13, 20201 hr

S01E26: Nothing says love like Margaret Thatcher

On this week’s episode we discuss kokedama moss balls and it doesn’t have anything to do with sex, who knew? It's a very quaint bonsai inspired gardening art that would make your Pinterest boards swoon. Etiquette when dealing with your friendly neighborhood cartomancer. Mafalda takes us into the world of grandmas playing video games via twitch.tv/granny. We touch on troubling portuguese politics, Christmas decorations and then end up with a monolith on A Thing On The Internet. Until next episode...

Dec 06, 20201 hr 4 min

S01E25: IN KNT NO ONE CAN HEAR YOU SCREAM

After being rescued from outer space by an omnipotent entity, we are back, darlings. We discuss bored people waiting for planes on the duty free area of Lisbon Airport, Vanessa is quite smitten with Gillian Anderson’s rendition of Maggie Thatcher, we discussed if Ms. Anderson tastes like WAP (Wet Ass Praline), how an amazing actress can’t save a movie (Anya Taylor-Joy on New Mutants and The Queen’s Gambit), when it happens to you and you need safe space on the Internet which is, you guessed it, ...

Nov 29, 20201 hr 7 min

S01E23: Effulgent Hobo

In this episode of KNT Fatale we discuss Nocturnal Animals, a movie by Tom Ford and why Inês stans. We discuss the GSuite redesign, and Vanessa gives us our thoughts on why this is a possible strategy. We then veer into some discussion about the Pink Tax and why it sucks, which is why this week A THING ON THE INTERNET is about how everything needs to be gendered. We end finding out if Mafalda is ever going to go to Japan. Until next episode remember to wear your mask, practice your physical dist...

Nov 15, 20201 hr 9 min

Extra KNT 001: Post-election Extravaganza - Morose Torture

This week, a special episode to discuss the election. We cover the best moments, a special A THING ON THE INTERNET dedicated to some of the most interesting memes (including why #chartthrobs is now a thing) and we spray our usual KNT goodness with some occasional tangents (X-Men, socialism, speaking English in Portugal). If you are in the US (and in Georgia especially) please check out these resources: https://www.fec.gov/help-candidates-and-committees/dates-and-deadlines/2020-reporting-dates/sp...

Nov 09, 20201 hr 13 min

S01E22: Gay Adjacent: The Gay in me is just TOO STRONG!

In this episode of KNT Fatale we start with a KNTroversial topic: Cilantro and why Mafalda wants to abolish it. Songs that are creepy cringey and creepy. We go on a ride through old mix/cds tapes and we discuss why we don’t seek out new music and how some other forms of media seem like they’re not being made “for us”. Mafalda shares her opinion on Borat’s new movie. We take a ride into McAfee’s recent life and wow it is a ride. Until next episode remember to wear your mask, practice your physica...

Nov 08, 20201 hr 7 min

S01E21: Trade that summa cum laude

In this episode of KNT Fatale we start strong. STRONG! Did you know that Mafalda is a successful propagation station woman, Marco has now become the sprouting pods magician? We delve into Netflix’s short series pattern and how engaging good series do need time to grow. Inês surprises us by going into wrestling - via podcast - and Mafalda takes us through some of the wrestler’s stories. Marco graduates summa cum laude in online shopping and we all have a fit. We give a tiny but gratifying shoutou...

Nov 01, 20201 hr 8 min
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