Today, Dan and Jordan fulfill the request of one of their Globalist Policy Wonk donors, the great Keegan, and travel back in time to 2014. The hunt was on for an episode where Alex was drunk at work, so the search began at St. Patricks Day. We don't really think Alex was drunk on March 18th, but the utter nonsense coming out of his mouth would make more sense if he was. Also, Alex insults a Make-A-Wish kid.
Today, Dan tells Jordan about the November 20th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Alex has a lot of dumb ideas about Charles Manson's death and history, and he accidentally reveals that he has a whole lot in common with the recently deceased. Beyond that, he has a white nationalist South African on the show to be racist as shit.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the January 17, 2016 episode of The Alex Jones Show. They are sort of still exploring why Alex became a mouthpiece for Donald Trump, though that question's been pretty well answered. On this episode, you'll also learn (a lot) about Alex's feelings about the Rapture, and whether or not Alex's dad was a medical truther.
Today, Dan sits down with Jordan and explains to him some of the times over the years that Alex Jones has appeared on Russian media. The appearances range from the "apologizing for America" to "Alex actively getting compromised with excessive dishonest flattery." We're not sure this proves anything, but it is an interesting glimpse into this aspect of Alex and how incredibly stupid he is.
Today, Dan tells Jordan about the day that Alex Jones first showed the indications that he had made the giant pivot from "supporting Trump" to "being a full-on Trump propagandist." Coincidentally (we're sure), Roger Stone happens to be a guest that day. Beyond that, Alex wrestles with how David Bowie's death is really about his CIA-Dentist father.
Today, Dan and Jordan embark on a new investigation, trying to figure out exactly where Alex Jones became a cult member for Trump. The gents begin where their last investigation left off, and it appears that Alex has decided on a new attitude of 2016, namely abruptly pushing for the impeachment of Obama.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the Nov 1, 2017 episode of The Alex Jones Show. The subject matter goes all over the place, but the throughline (as always) is race-based deceitful propaganda, today largely focused at all Muslims, in response to the attack in Manhattan.
Today, listener Alan has sent Dan and Jordan on a fact-finding mission going back to May 2012 to see what Alex Jones was up to back then. The goal was to learn about the spin on the death of Osama Bin Laden, but instead what they find are so many lies about FEMA camps, using cash being illegal, and "the death of the Chicken Man"
Dan and Jordan discuss the Oct 25th episode of The Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include: Alex's weak narrative about the Las Vegas shooting Alex's weak narrative about "AI gods" Dan's amazing game show pitch How Alex thinks "daddy sharks" sound
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the Oct. 22nd and 23rd episodes of The Alex Jones Show. Come! Behold as Alex Jones lies his ass off in the middle of a special report about the media lying! Behold Dan embarrassing himself by thinking a non-Rush song is Rush! Behold Alex accidentally revealing that he doesn't read any of the articles he talks about on the show!
Today, Dan is hungover and doesn't want to talk about Alex Jones, so he takes the opportunity to tell Jordan all about what happened on a recent installment of Kerry Cassidy's Project Camelot. The lead singer of Blink-182 has been hanging out, talking about aliens with a guy named "Jim Semivan," and Kerry has some serious thoughts about it.
Today, Dan tells Jordan about the October 19th episode of The Alex Jones Show. In this episode, Alex accidentally steps into a large narrative pot-hole about the timeline of the investigation into Trump's connections to Russia. Also, Alex puts on an "awkward transitioning into sales pitch" clinic.
Today, Dan and Jordan finish up the 2015 investigation for real over a bottle of wine. The gents discuss how clear it becomes on closer analysis that Alex Jones was the victim of a dirty trick/psyop at the end of 2015 that led him to end up supporting Donald Trump. Probably a coincidence that he was hanging out with a dirty trickster and psyop specialist at the time.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on last Friday and this Monday's episodes of The Alex Jones Show. The episode begins with a discussion of why it appears that Alex is in league with Nazis, then spirals out of control as Alex makes a surprising confession, Owen Shroyer shows his incompetence, and Alex gets very introspective and starts speaking in riddles.
Today, Dan tells Jordan about some of the weirdness that occurred on the Oct. 11th episode of The Alex Jones Show, but that weirdness could not possibly match the weirdness that happens when Larry Nichols calls in to the show with a complicated story dealing with Hard Rice, jingles, and Linda Bloodworth-Thomas.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the Oct. 10 episode of The Alex Jones Show. Alex is all over the place about the Las Vegas shooting and Harvey Weinstein, but more importantly, Dan and Jordan call Larry Nichols to try to discuss his attempts to blackmail Congress.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about how Alex Jones ended his broadcast year in 2015. As it turns out, he closes out the year with an interview with Dan's #2 Favorite Crazy, a very bigoted preacher by the name of Rev. James David Manning.
Today, Dan wraps up his investigation into why and when Alex Jones decided to join up with Team Trump. Most of the questions have been answered. Then, Dan and Jordan have a very bizarre conversation about the state of the world.
Today, Dan and Jordan take a break from talking about Alex Jones because there is big news in the world: Project Camelot's Kerry Cassidy took a 7th visit to "interview" Mark Richards (either a Space Command pilot or responsible for a murder, depending on who you ask). Tune in to catch up on Raptor News, learn about the AI spacecraft known as Minerva, and discover the secrets of the Spider Leadership.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about a Halloween party that Alex Jones attended back in 2015. Over the course of 11 days on his show, Alex tells 4 slightly different versions of what happened that night and what was going on with his hat. Dan and Jordan try to track the details and figure out what's real and what is Alex's paranoid delusions.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the Sept. 22nd episode of The Alex Jones Show. Truth be told, it's about 80% Alex doing a very over-the-top racist Asian voice to make fun of Kim Jong Un. The other 20% is just old fashioned lying in service of demonizing Muslims. You know, what InfoWars does best.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on The Alex Jones Show on September 20-21. Topics include: Alex using Jimmy Kimmel's son as a prop to attack Jimmy for using his own son as a prop Larry Nichols literally tries to blackmail Congress on air Alex and a non-doctor think mental health is a conspiracy Alex has feelings about pornography
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the 12/21/12 episode of The Alex Jones Show, way back when we nearly avoided a Mayan Apocalypse. Topics covered include: Alex Jones faking a visit from the Secret Service Did Alex learn anything from his disgraceful Y2K show? Does Alex's guest, renowned weirdo David Icke, believe in voodoo? Does David Icke think Sandy Hook was fake?
[Please forgive the tech glitch we experienced in the first 10 min of this episode. We are figuring out new workflows, and unfortunately encountered some clipping. We appreciate your understanding] Today, Dan tells Jordan all about another installment in his investigation into what happened in 2015 to make Alex Jones lose his mind and join up with Trump. Not a lot of Trump action on this episode, but Alex does flex on Dan's alma mater, the University of Missouri, so Dan sets him straight. Then, ...
Today, Dan tells Jordan about the effective end of his investigation into what happened in 2015 to convince Alex Jones to join up with the Trump presidential campaign. Topics covered include: Alex admits on air that he has been in contact with Russian intelligence Roger Stone finally shows up on the show and plays Alex like a fiddle A lot of other stuff, but those two are overwhelming
Today, Dan tells Jordan a little bit about what happened on the Sept. 6-7 episodes of the Alex Jones Show. Topics covered include: Does Alex treat humanitarian crises as sales opportunities? Is the world a simulation? Is the lady suing CNN a huge racist?
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the 17th installment of his investigation into why Alex Jones signed up with Donald Trump back in 2015. The mystery is unraveling a lot differently than expected, and that trend does not stop here. Topics covered today include: What happened to the "real life Crocodile Dundee?" Has Alex ever been in a comic book? Is tap water a "gay bomb?"
Today, Dan needs to take a break from explaining Alex Jones to Jordan, so instead he tells Jordan all about a story from the annals of Project Camelot. In this installment, the gents explore JoAnne and Mark Richards, a married couple who claim to be deeply involved in the Secret Space Program. Are they really space travelers, or is Mark a very serious con-man who has a lot of fanciful stories about Space Raptors? Most likely that second option.
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about the groundbreaking (?) 16th installment in his investigation into what happened in 2015 to get Alex Jones to join up with Team Trump. Topics covered include: What HBO cast did Alex convert to loving guns? Did Alex enjoy The Martian? How much does Alex love Russia? (quite a bit) Does Alex finally support Trump?
Today, Dan tells Jordan all about what happened on the August 23rd episode of The Alex Jones Show, where a visit from horrible monster Joe Arpaio is the least important development. Topics covered include: Has Alex seen "literal goblins?" Why did Roger Stone get banned from most TV networks? What cartoon character is totally not based on Alex Jones? Do those goblins have any superpowers?
