FULL SHOW 5-27!!!

Summer is (unofficially) here! And with that, we heard your nominees for Don't Be A Dick: Pool edition! Shoutout to the random old lady swimming laps. Ally tells us how she got scammed at the Santa Barbara Zoo, Klein's investigation of gunshot noises near his house, Jake gets audio from strangers in Closing Time and ends up doing Molly with one of them, leading to the best complaint call we've ever received. We hear a new Old People Secret from the world's oldest nun, and hear the one thing you should never eat before bed in Clickbait. In ADD News, we covered Diddy's weird eating habits, Memorial Day delays, a ceiling collapse at a Final Destination showing, the AMA's, the SpaceX sonic boom, a student driver who drove off the top floor of a parking garage, an update on the New Orleans jailbreak, and can you catch depression?