Have you ever heard of the League of Decency? Certainly not something we would normally be involved with, but for decades, they policed motion pictures even more strictly than the MPAA. They had the power to rate films “C — CONDEMNED.” What kind of movies did the LOD hate so much they felt the need to condemn them? Let’s find out! On Episode 30 of Kiss the Goat, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take a slight detour and start a series on the condemned films of the League of Decenc...
Apr 06, 2016•1 hr 55 min•Ep. 33
Episode 29 of Kiss the Goat finds your High Priest and Priestess in a fascinating place: drunk after midnight. After a few weeks of tech upgrades, X and Cootie realize they don’t remember how to run their own show. The result is barely organized chaos. Missing segments. Apologies. Wheezing laughter. All of that, plus a breakdown of Sam Raimi’s Drag Me to Hell involving Ukranian porn stars, pieces of shit and office supplies. Oh, and a rocking segment of Ask the Goat. No script. No filters. No cl...
Mar 21, 2016•1 hr 42 min•Ep. 32
We know you’ve missed the show, and now it comes back in the most hellish possible way. Series Two of KTG begins with The Second Annual Kiss the Goat Holiday Special! Join your High Priest and Priestess of the Holidays, X and Cootie, and their Skyclad Correspondent, Sin Fallon, as they put the “mess” back in “Christmas.” Skits! Special musical guests: Hollowmen! Sin tells a North Pole story that will chill your blood! Voicemails and holiday greetings from the Acolytes in a festive session of “As...
Dec 16, 2015•1 hr 28 min•Ep. 31
Here’s another fun-sized episode for y’all. The ASK THE GOAT segment is one of the most enjoyable parts of the show for us, simply because it can get wild. Nothing is scripted or censored, and of course, we don’t have any kind of filter, so we love to answer the questions our Acolytes send us. It’s also a segment that highlights our listeners! We’ve always felt we have some of the greatest, smartest, funniest fans in the world, and this part of the show lets us interact with them in a way other ...
Oct 07, 2015•14 min•Ep. 30
Hello, Acolytes! Your Demonic Duo has been taking a wee bit of a break in between series of KTG, but we got a wild hair (like we do) and have come up with, well, we’ll call it a “mini-sode.” No Satan in the News, no Ask the Goat, none of the stuff you usually get to hear, BUT… This is unscripted, uncensored, barely edited and totally drunk. We think you’ll like it. The topic is Movies that Get Us in the Mood for Halloween (While Not Necessarily Being about Halloween). That’s a long fucking title...
Oct 05, 2015•41 min•Ep. 29
Hello, Acolytes. It’s been a while since a full-blown KTG episode, and I hate to leave y’all hanging without new material this long. So while we’re working on another top-notch batch of hilarious Satanic radio theater, let me give you something you just might enjoy. Back in the late spring, I got the opportunity to interview one of the founding members of Goblin, Claudio Simonetti. I was a shambling mess talking to the guy. He’s one of my musical heroes, for crying out loud, and there I was in m...
Aug 18, 2015•26 min•Ep. 28
Oh, frabjous July! Not only does this month mark Cootie’s birthday, but it’s also the one year anniversary of Kiss the Goat ! Let the bells ring and the banners fly! And while you’re at it, why don’t you give a listen to this Listener’s Choice episode? The Acolytes at the Facebook group page picked 1997’s THE DEVIL’S ADVOCATE for Cootie to watch, and believe us, she’s got plenty to say about it. Also: our clothing-optional Satan in the News segment, Drinking with the Devil and we answer the age-...
Jul 24, 2015•1 hr 24 min•Ep. 27
Welcome to Kiss the Goat! This is a momentous episode for a few reasons. It’s the product of three recording sessions, spanning two countries, resulting in a coffee-fueled twelve hour edit! It’s our 25th episode over all. It’s also our first episode on Legion Podcasts! [It’s also the episode where we learned X’s mute button doesn’t work, so apologies in advance for the strange noises. So it goes.] This time around, X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, take a look at 1999’s Schwarzenegger apocalypse a...
Jun 30, 2015•1 hr 57 min•Ep. 26
The greatest trick Hollywood ever pulled was convincing viewers that bad movies don’t exist. But they do! And in great numbers. Your Demonic Duo can prove it… they found one! And it’s a real stinker. Kim Basinger furrows her brow in the face of ultimate evil in this festering foot boil of a movie, BLESS THE CHILD. But wait! There’s more! Our Satan in the News correspondent, Sin Fallon, reports on the Charlie Charlie craze, our search for a Cathol continues and at last, Kiss the Goat takes over t...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 25
At some point, in 1974, some film studio execs thought it would be a great idea to make a movie involving Donald Pleasence, Joan Collins, a horny dwarf named Hercules and a demon possessed baby. To this date, no one knows why. Regardless, the movie was released in the States as THE DEVIL WITHIN HER, and your Demonic Duo is all over it, possibly spending a couple of moments under it, because why not? Also on this here epi-ma-sode: Sin’s got the news, Paul Anka goes to hell and we talk about that ...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 2 min•Ep. 24
Join your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema as they present Keanu Reeves and his Holy Shotgun taking on both Heaven and Hell in 2005’s CONSTANTINE. Full of insane action and bad theology, how will the movie bear up under the intense scrutiny of X & Cootie, and the ultimate interrogation of Three Questions? Download and stick it in yer ear to find out! Also on Episode 22: more weird musical references, a Lightning Round on Ask the Goat and how can we make KTG the Official Podcast of...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 25 min•Ep. 23
Happy Easter from Kiss the Goat! Why would a show like ours even prepare an Easter episode? Well, first of all, we’re smart-asses. Secondly, you’d be surprised how relevant a movie like TO THE DEVIL A DAUGHTER can be around Easter! Join Christopher Lee, a young Nastassja Kinski and us for a thorough break down of a movie that sorta breaks down by itself, anyway. All your favorite segments are here, and so is that one you don’t like. Listen to it anyway! (TRIGGER WARNING – DISCUSSION OF PEDOPHILI...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 21 min•Ep. 22
Quantum physics? Homeless people? MOUTHWASH? By the gods, it’s all here on Episode 20 of KISS THE GOAT! Follow along as X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, tackle one of John Carpenter’s most controversial films, PRINCE OF DARKNESS. What will your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema make of the Anti-God? Tune in and find out. Also: ASK THE GOAT, lots of talk about bugs, and a new segment! Tune if for MR. ROBERTSON’S NEIGHBORHOOD, where we subject ourselves to the wit and wisdom to Am...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 21
Your Demonic Duo continue their tour of Satanic Italy with 1974’s infamous EXORCIST rip-off, BEYOND THE DOOR. It’s so bad, it got sued! It’s a simple story of boy meets girl, boy helps girl escape Satanic cult, girl gets possessed by the Devil. That old chestnut. Plus: Cootie and X tackle the gritty issues of the day… like yoga… in SATAN IN THE NEWS! There’s also a quick trip to Mister Robertson’s Neighborhood. PAT Robertson, that is. It’s great fun for your ear machines, so put it at about medi...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 20
Five screenwriters. Five different titles. Four soundtrack composers. Is THE CHURCH a Satanic classic or just one hell of a mess? X and Cootie take you on a guided tour through Michele Soavi’s first feature film. Plus: the last building in Wheat, Drinking with the Devil and Fifty Shades of Whatevs! All this and more on Kiss the Goat! We jam Satano. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 19
It’a a movie that polarized audiences in 1971; why shouldn’t it put your Demonic Duo at odds? As controversial now as it was then, Ken Russell’s THE DEVILS is a strange mix of history and horror, garish visuals and subtle nuance. Have you seen it? It’s a rare one. Also: Ask the Goat, Satan in the News and a few words from Bolsover, England. Stick this in your earholes, set at 350 degrees and in only an hour, you’ve got a heaping helping of AWESOME. ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 29, 2015•58 min•Ep. 18
Cootie & X go dancing with Mr. Brownstone in this episode of Kiss the Goat! Actually, the movie on this episode takes place in a brownstone apartment building. Your Demonic Duo takes on the ultra-weirdness of 1977’s “The Sentinel.” They also announce the first Patron Saint of Kiss the Goat, which makes no sense when you read it, and even less when you hear it, but it’s lots of fun nonetheless. Mustaches! Orgasms! Catholics! Not necessarily in that order! It’s all here for you on Episode 16 o...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 10 min•Ep. 17
Travel with X and Cootie, your Demonic Duo, back to the simpler times of California in the 1970’s when men were men, women were trophies and children were senior citizens. Something like that. That’s right, on this episode of Kiss the Goat, we force our way into THE BROTHERHOOD OF SATAN and are disappointed to learn they’re not even Freemasons! Plus: Satan in the News, Drinking with the Devil makes its stumbling return and all… well… four of your questions are answered in Kiss the Goat! (The scr...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 4 min•Ep. 16
It’s a new year, and Cootie and X are back! This time, they jump back in time to 1975 to examine THE DEVIL’S RAIN, a movie with… it has… well, the title is cool! There’s melting and scourging and an informative discussion about why Canadians can’t wear cowboy hats. Also: Three Questions, Ask the Goat and a brand new devil jam from DJ X! Golly, what more could a girl ask for? It’s 2015; let the heresy begin! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr•Ep. 15
Remember those great old Christmas specials you used to get on television, with hoses like Andy Williams and Perry Como? This is nothing like that. It is a Very Special Episode though! There are musical guests, your kind and benevolent hosts share some of their favorite holiday memories, a movie is talked about in an unkind fashion… and a dark secret is revealed, one the will affect the entire episode, and perhaps the whole podcast for months to come. Join us, won’t you? Happy Whatever You Celeb...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 11 min•Ep. 14
The Demonic Duo returns with an action-packed episode sure to have you laughing and shaking your head in disbelief and wonder. This time out, they look at 1981’s porcine horror flick, EVILSPEAK, starring Clint Howard, R.G. Armstrong and a bunch of wild boars. You’ll also get poll results, all your favorite features and a glimpse at the next episode, which may be an experiment in terror all its own. You can’t miss a show! But if you did, this is a pretty good one to start with, as long as you hea...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 7 min•Ep. 13
The Season of the Witch is over, and your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Schlock Cinema are back with a demonic vengeance! This time out, they take on the 1975 movie, RACE WITH THE DEVIL! It’s a manly film, filled with men doing manly things in a manly way! Oh, and there are crazy cultists a-plenty. Also: is Monster Energy Drink really an instrument of the Devil? Cootie and X investigate! Throw in Ask the Goat, Drinking with the Devil and America’s favorite game of skill and chance, Three ...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 12 min•Ep. 12
How much witch could a male witch witch if a male witch could witch witch? The answer is nowhere to be found in this episode of Kiss the Goat, because that’s a silly question. What you will find, however, is a semi-coherent discussion of the 1971 film, “Simon, King of the Witches,” starring Andrew Prine. It’s the final film in the Season of the Witch series, and your Demonic Duo are all over the place. Want to find out what REALLY scares Cootie? What terrible song will X sing this time? You’ll f...
Jun 29, 2015•48 min•Ep. 11
On Episode 9 of Kiss the Goat, X and Cootie take on the 1960 classic, BLACK SUNDAY. BLACK SUNDAY wins. Cower in wonder as Cootie takes control of the show! Shiver like you might be coming down with something as X’s Southern accent comes out as the show progresses! Never before as a podcast been fraught with so much fraught, so much potential energy, so much vodka! The Demonic Duo is back… and to the left! This new episode of Kiss the Goat puts out on the first date! Shove it in your earholes! ★ ...
Jun 29, 2015•55 min•Ep. 10
The Season of the Witch continues as X and Cootie tackle Rob Zombie’s divisive film, THE LORDS OF SALEM. Is it a masterpiece or simply masturbatory? The Demonic Duo mercilessly tear into this movie and put it on trial. Whose side are you on? Also, Satan in the News, Drinking with the Devil and the world famous Three Questions, all ready to corrupt your willing earholes on this latest episode of KISS THE GOAT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 3 min•Ep. 9
X and Cootie keep the party going all through October as they continue with their Season of the Witch! This time around, the Demonic Duo tackle Richard Griffin’s movie from 2010, THE DISCO EXORCIST! Also, Drinking with the Devil, new uses for Parmesan cheese and and a Satan in the News you have to hear to believe. Or not believe. That choice, dear listener, is always yours… ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 29, 2015•51 min•Ep. 8
Season of the Witch kicks off on Episode 6 as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take a look at X’s favorite movie of all time, Dario Argento’s SUSPIRIA. It’s got more witches than you can shake a toe shoe at! Shove this installment of Kiss the Goat into your earholes and let the podcast ritual begin! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 5 min•Ep. 7
Just when you think you’ve got X and Cootie figured out, they flip the script like Kris Kristofferson on set with Michael Cimino. In Episode 5, your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic schlock cinema come face to face with Scott Derrickson’s “The Exorcism of Emily Rose.” It kind of fucks them up a little. If you’ve ever had questions about your benevolent hosts and why they choose to do what they do, this episode may provide some answers. Childhood traumas come to light as they debate the movie...
Jun 29, 2015•58 min•Ep. 5
COOTIE AND X AM WHAT ARE THE DRUNK. It’s the perfect time for them to watch the terrible thing known as NIGHT TRAIN TO TERROR, universally recognized as one of the worst horror movies ever made. God and the Devil ride a train, discuss the ones that got away, and decide the eternal fate of a horrible 80’s band that only knows one song. What would you do? You can’t make a proper decision until you stick this bonus episode of KISS THE GOAT into your moist, gaping earholes and listen to your High Pr...
Jun 29, 2015•1 hr 19 min•Ep. 4
Turn the key and put it on overdrive as your High Priest and Priestess of Satanic Cinema take on an overlooked classic from the mid-Seventies, THE CAR. Also: Satan in the News and questions from the Acolytes are answered on Ask the Goat. Are you ready for some sweet James Brolin Devil car action? It’s better than “Knight Rider!” Join the Acolytes and download or stream Episode 4 of KISS THE GOAT! Kiss it! KISS IT! ★ Support this podcast on Patreon ★...
Jun 28, 2015•51 min•Ep. 4
