#464 – Amputee Stripper

She runs up and she like jumps with her legs and locks on and then she twirls.

The weekend has landed. All that exists now is clubs, drugs, pubs and parties. I've got 48 hours off from the world, man. I'm going to blow steam out of my head like a screaming kettle. I'm going to talk cod shit to strangers all night. I'm going to lose the plot on the down... floor the free radicals inside me are freaking man tonight i'm chip travolta i'm peter popper i'm going to never never land with my chosen family man we're going to get more spaced out than neil armstrong ever did

anything can happen tonight you know this could be the best night of my life i've got 73 quid in my back burner i'm gonna watch the lot man the milky bars are on me and now live from rule 34 studio i bring you a girl who can teach you how to close a pickle jar with your butthole. Here she is, your host, the one, the only, Kinky Kitties.

Hello, hello, hello, and welcome to the show. This is Kinky Katie's World number 464. We are coming to you live from Rule 34 Studios, RadioChaos.net. No? All right. I'm your host, Dean Katie, and with me, as always, is my space cadet, Mr. SC. Welcome to the show, everybody.

Were you trying to, like, ask me how you do that? I don't know. I don't remember. No, I'm not trying to ask you how I do anything. I was actually waiting for you to do your thing. Do the roar. Do the thing. I do what? You didn't do the thing. I didn't do the thing. I'm confused. That's an understatement. That's okay. You did get everything going. Okay. Running. I think we're running. Running. It seems that way anyway. You can hear us comment Jenny. Comment where I don't know, but you know.

Oh, they'll tell me. Right. They tell me. We have got some stuff to talk about today. I have a little update on one of the little slutty poos that we talked about last week. This Lily Phillips. She's still trying to one-up that... Bobby Brown chick or Bonnie Blue. Okay. Well, yeah, but now she's gone in a different direction. She's gone in a different direction. We will get to that, though. But there's a lot of things that I have received over the past week from...

fans and stuff out there. A lot of confessions or just little sexual stories and stuff. We're going to keep everything anonymous because that's what we do here. Unless they're like, fuck no, I want you to tell people who I am. Usually, you're big on the doxing. Oh, shut up. I am not. Give me a fucking break. I don't do that. I don't know.

Well, because I say people's names occasionally, but not last names. Usually we give people nicknames just because. I use nicknames because I don't remember who they were. Really. All right. I'm not trying to protect anybody. I just, I don't really know. Whatever. I know what I call him in my mind, but I'm pretty sure that's not really his name, you know? He looks like a bob in my head, you know? Well, whatever.

One thing that I wanted to kind of talk about right off the bat is I got a question this morning. It says, hey, guys, what's up, you two? Is it weird that I want a chick to bite my dick?

No. No, I don't think it's weird. I mean, you didn't really get into detail, though. You didn't. I mean, like, do you want her to chomp it? Do you want her to teeth it? Do you want her to scrape her teeth? Do you want her to drop blood? You want her to bite it off? I don't fucking know. You need to be a little more specific.

Maybe you don't know. I mean, and you know ahead of time. Like, there's like a 90% chance that we're going to tell you whatever it is. It's not weird. Of course. Right. I mean, so you were just looking for confirmation, and we're here to give it to you. It's fine. Whatever it is, just about. Right. You know, there's a lot of things you really shouldn't do. Yeah. I was like, there is this, someone posted a picture where this woman, she was totally...

pulling her asshole apart with her, with both of her hands and shoot her at her, uh, she's prolapsed. So it was basically rose budding. Okay. So she, she had basically folded inside out from, from the inside of the lower bung holis. Correct. If we're being medical. Yeah. Like flopped out like a sock and you turned inside out. Sort of. Yeah. Yeah. Right. I would say so. Right. Well.

They were kind of joking around like, well, how do you take care of something like that? And I was like, yeah, well, very carefully. I said, I saw recently you can fix that with a kitchen whisk. I see the look on your face. There was like a little – there was like a cartoon. This is when you have a prolapsed anus, just take a whisk from your kitchen and jam it back in.

There's people coming and going, oh my God, they're going, really? And I'm like, no, no, no, no, no. I'm like, guys, please do not use kitchen utensils to shove your colon back in your body. Don't do that. I mean, really. Kind of like they always tell you, go seek your doctor's advice kind of thing. Yeah. And they've all heard it all before. Whatever. Maybe there's some new people who haven't. But don't say I fell on it because they know.

They won't be talking about you during lunch hour at all. That won't happen. Oh, especially not when you're under either. No, that doesn't happen. They're like, Jesus Christ, would you look at this windsock? What the fuck did this woman do? I don't know. It's pretty weird.

This is something that you could probably help a dude out with. Poor guy was left with chemical burns after he tried using like a hair removal cream, a depilatory cream, like Naren shit on his twig and berries, on his genital. area. He rubbed way too hard what he did. And his asshole. Right. I have depilitarized someone's asshole before. I've never had a problem using depilatory cream in the nethers at all. But you've never even been really hairy. No, I haven't.

You're not a hairy guy. I don't know if that matters. I'm not sure. Because really, it's just some people are more sensitive to the cream. And... If you, like, rub real hard when that cream has been sitting on your skin. You rub your skin off. Yeah, right. Your skin just goes right with it. You just need to be chilly-willy with whatever you do. Actually, I mean, to be honest.

If I'm telling you responsible advice, which I don't usually do, but like read the model because you're not supposed to do that. Right. Like it clearly tells you not to do that. I have. And, you know. It's not the end of the world. The time that I did it for someone, his girlfriend wouldn't do it. She wouldn't do it for him. I'm like, what the fuck kind of girl is that? She won't.

Like, oh, you like it when it's taken care of and all clean, but you don't want to do the cleaning. Well, no. No. What are you talking about? So anyway, he's like. Like, take care of it. You're whatever. Come on, buddy. Go to a Brazilian waxy placey.

And I asked him ahead of time, I said, are you sure she's cool with me doing this for you? Have your butthole threaded. And he's like, yeah. And she, I said, get her on the phone. So I made sure that I heard it from her, that it was okay that her boyfriend, I'm seeing him. We were in his, we were in his bathroom. and he was on all fours with his ass in the air. And I'm just like, what the fuck am I doing here? But then it was weird. It was like on a dabber. What?

The hair removal cream is on a dabber. Okay. So I got it right in the bunny trail and it was a fucking thicket. I'm like, no wonder you do this. Right. I mean, it'd be like kind of wiping peanut butter out of a shag carpet if you didn't have a bidet. Ew. Think about that. Gross. I don't know. It sounds gross to me. We talked about a while ago about something that women are doing that has, it's coming back. They're bringing it back. Vabbing.

You remember what vabbing is? Jabbing something on your vag. Close. Or dabbing your VAD's juices on your neck or whatever to attract. Okay. Dabbing your VAD, dipping your fingers into the personal natural inkwell and dabbing it on your pulse points. That was a great idea, really. I mean, if you have like a fucking stank Frank crotchahola, I wouldn't be rubbing it all over everything because then you're just like, oh, Jesus. But then that's a billboard of telling people, hey.

I'm stinky. Yeah, but maybe some dudes love that, though. I mean, you do you, really. If you feel like rubbing your badge juice on your neck or wherever you want it, like, go ahead. but honestly if i had met a girl and i'm smelling pussy when i come up on them i don't really i think it's a bad sign

Well, no, because if I can smell it from there, it's a problem. It's like, wow, how pungent is this when I get down to it? Well, there are some people I'm sure that are going to like it, you know, a little extra. Of course. For sure. Sure. But, you know, at the end of the day. To be honest, most of us don't expect to smell pussy when we walk up and say hello to you. Right. So you're probably not going to attract what you think. I mean you're probably not going to smell it.

I mean, the idea is it's some kind of a pheromone kind of an action, right? Well, I did on our friend because he had just gone down on her and his friggin' beard was still wet from her juice. Wait a minute. Time out. I know. Different story. Too much caffeine. You need to dial back slower because I got to figure out what you're saying. Sorry, Cookie Monster. No, you are way quick. I'm just letting you know. I'm letting you know right now.

Okay. Okay. Yeah, I am pretty peppy, but, you know, whatever. That's all right. Anyway. Anyway, this goes for, like, dudes too.

I don't want to smell your balls. I don't want to smell your dick when I come up to you. No, wait. Again, it really goes without saying. Some people need to be told. No, no. They don't. They know. They knew ahead of time. They knew the whole time. Have you ever been to a convention? I'm just saying. Like a Comic-Con or – Like even all else. Do it.

All somebody is saying when they're saying, you know, I'm doing that intentionally, all they're saying is I just don't feel like washing my nuts. That's what they're doing. That's all. Trying to make it more normal. Whatever, but you don't want to smell them when you're talking to them. No, I don't. If they have their clothes on. I don't really want to. Know what I mean? I don't want to smell at all if I'm just meeting people. You know what I mean? Yes, exactly.

It's fine or whatever if, you know, you have a husband, wife, and, I mean, I don't know what I would say to you if you smelt like pussy. I'd be like, what's happening? What's going on? It's like, hey, I don't know. My goal is to always smell like vanilla. Okay. Some variation of vanilla. Right. I don't know. That's just been my thing for fucking forever. Okay. We're going to talk about some kinks. There's one kink that...

I haven't seen a lot of, I mean, we've all seen wicky, whippy smacky and like stabby pokey and impaled and whatever. But you don't see a lot of burn, like fire. Fire play people. Well, not exactly fire play, but... Like branding hot pokers, light them on fire. It does damage. That's why. Well, I know it does. So does shoving a knife in someone and bloodletting and a lot of ties and snaps.

Not the same. I mean, you could literally do blood play a lot easier. It would be easier to not be insanely destructive on somebody with a knife compared to fire. Yeah, you could manage to stay out of the hospital. Right. From the rest of the kinks. I mean, you could manage. I mean, you could definitely get yourself in there. But fire, yeah, fire is kind of a fire.

Yeah, well, I mean, it just does a lot more – it fucks you up a lot worse for sure. It really does. Like when it goes wrong, it's going to be real bad. Very wrong. I mean, it's one thing to do like hot things. I mean, I guess – You could do things that are short of actually getting burned. But I think you're just – it's one of those things. You're just – you're going to be real close to like making some boils. Yeah.

That's where I'm headed. That's really what I was after is some boyly skin. But going back to the brain. Doing a Harkonnen cosplay. Jesus. So, you know. Back to the branding thing. They're doing it now with liquid nitrogen, like cold nitrogen branding. I've met people who have said they've tried that. Really? Yeah. Wow. Yeah. But because of the same people who do like the Omegas and shit.

They've said that they've done omegas with dry ice. Oh, okay. See, I didn't know that that was a thing. Yeah, I guess. I don't know. I've never actually seen anybody do it. Right. from good sources that some of the omegas they had on them were done with um dry ice right the cold method right right yeah but usually they just bent up a hanger and you know

Torch it up on the stove and go to town. I guess. Right. They wouldn't let you check that part out. You know what I mean? Well, let me ask you a question. What do you think of this?

There's a woman, she's doing a burlesque performance and she's doing it as... Her brother was a famous actor and he died. And she's doing a burlesque performance as the character he's most famous for. Okay. Is that weird? I don't know. Probably not. i mean it was her brother so i mean she can do whatever the fuck she wants burlesque it's just a dance at the end of the day it's not like she's she's screwing herself with her you know dead brothers burn

Right? Yeah. I mean, it's not that bad. Come on. What are we talking about here? We're talking about she's doing a dance based on her brother. It's more a tribute, I would think. Okay. We can call it a tribute, but that gets a little weird because now you're using words that mean other things. things because she has giant giant boobies okay it's just not i don't know i just thought it was weird i mean i don't know if other people think it's weird or not

There's a lot of things that I think are weird. I'm sure a lot of people would think it was weird, but do I think it's weird? I don't think it's strange at all. You know what I mean? I mean, I don't think it's necessarily a sexual dance burlesque, you know?

I mean, it kind of is. There's a sexualized nature to it. But at the end of the day, how's that any different from anybody doing their conceptual dance on stage with anything? You know what I mean? That's true. I mean, there's going to be some of that nature. I don't know. I don't think it's, I don't care. I just want to see the dance. Say it here again. Here again, like I say all the time, I've never had a sister, so I don't know what it's to feel like you shouldn't have sex. All I know is...

You know, I've had friends with lots – I've had sex with lots of friends, sisters. I've had friends with lots of sex. Right. Right. And I don't – I don't know how you separate that. I mean, you would always say, well, you don't want to have sex with your brother. Well, yeah, I don't really want to have sex with most dudes. So really, what are we talking about?

I mean, it's not quite the same, but if there's somebody right across from me that's, hey, you're kind of cute. Shut up, man. You're my brother. Okay. It doesn't seem weird to me because I've never had a sister. You know what I mean? Okay. I've never had those feelings. So I really wouldn't know. Well, I have a brother and I've never had those feelings either. Okay. Well, see, that's what you're telling me.

Ew! What? That's what you're telling me. Is it not what you're telling me? That is exactly what I'm telling you. Okay, so what's the problem? Oh, Jesus Christ. Oh. There was a brothel in New Jersey that was, I'm sorry, it wasn't a brothel. It was a massage parlor, but it was rated for prostitution. But you'll never guess what the name of the owner is. Bob. Soon Bang. Soon bang. Soon bang. Soon bang. It's like, well, you know. Soon bang. What, he's the owner?

She. She. She is the owner. Why are you telling me this? Why do we know about Soon Bang? Because I think it's funny that it's a prostitution massage parlor and the owner's name is Soon Bang. Maybe. Bang soon, you know? No, I get the reference. Obviously. You did it in the beginning. You're a little slow. No, you're just over-caffeinated. I am. I am the right about caffeinated. You're just high. Oh, my God. No, it doesn't work that way. I'm always high. What are you talking about?

This bitch has talent. She has a no-arm pole dancer. What? Look behind you. No, I'm not going to. Use your words. Okay. Use your words. There's a woman. She ain't got no arms. Okay, so what's it look like? And she's a pole dancer. Is she using her teeth or her neck? No, she just, she runs up and she like jumps with her legs and locks on and then she twirls.

Whatever, those thigh muscles gotta be fucking strong. Something. Because, I mean, she has, she, it's like, it's at the shoulders. Nub. Nub it. So she has nubs to hang onto the pole with a little bit. No? No. Okay, so she's only hanging on with the lower body. With her thighs. And maybe her teeth sometimes. No.

I don't know how many teeth she has. Is she getting her neck wrapped around there a little bit? Not that I can see, but then again, it's not a full routine. It's just her getting up there. Does she have a very, very powerful butthole? She probably does. Like a Sachi Cup style butthole. Might be. Okay.

Well, good for her. You know what I mean? I just want to go to the strip club she works at. You know what I mean? I want to go visit. Why not? I do. I want to check it out. I want to throw it out. I want to make it rain. Do the worm! No. Well, she could. She could, but she has no hands to soften your fall on the way down, so you're just slapping your face on the ground. You know what I mean?

Like, it's kind of cruel, really. Do the worm. What are you, lady? I, like, I just don't. So what you're saying is just slam my face into the floor is what you're telling me. Fucking weird old lady.

What's your problem? I don't know. There's this site that I haven't been on in a while, the World Star. There's a man, he got... A mother and daughter pregnant two weeks apart. And everyone's all on board and they're calling it beautiful. Mother. Okay. Well. If they're down, were they both willing participants or was there any like assaulting happening? No. It depends. I'll feel differently if it wasn't. And if the daughter was like 12. It's hilarious, but...

Both mother and daughter are like cottagecore, freaking suburban mother-looking white ladies, and he looks like a rapper. They're a breeder. They are breeders. Oh, boy. Which one was first? Like, who was the original boyfriend, girlfriend, girlfriend, boyfriend action? The daughter and the daughter was the original. Okay, so he just slid into the bomb. Huh. Is she nice looking?

Yeah, but they're both pretty. Okay. The mother looks just good. I mean, from a dude's perspective, what do you care? But it's a lot weird for the mom and the daughter. He's like, we're sleeping with the same dude. It's like, okay, so your dad is also your grandfather? What? No, I don't know. I'm just trying to figure out because it's mother-daughter and they both have the same baby daddy. Like, what are the baby's relations to themselves? Well, the baby's relationships are... They're brothers.

But they're also cousins. No, nephew, nephew, uh, nephew. I can't think right now. Like the daughter, her baby is going to be the nephew of the other one's son. Because the mother's son is going to be the other, the daughter's brother. You know what I mean? If they're having boys. Okay. Well, let's just say they are to make it easy on the him-her action. You know what I mean? All right. So if you have...

Her son, the grandmother, the grandmother's son is going to be her daughter's brother. Yes. Right. So her daughter's brother is also going to be her son's aunt. Uncle. yeah bob's your uncle so bob's his uncle and but they're also related by brothers and uncle at the same time it's a bronco it's a bronco there's a word for that

There's a, and I forget what it is, but I want to say at one of these points, I have actually seen. You said it. Right. You have said it on a previous show. A double cousin or something. Maybe it is double something. If you guys know what it is, maybe you'll get a prize. Okay. Let us know. Let Katie know.

please yeah let me know but there there there is a term for that when somebody's related in that way because i knew um that's right it's because of the people who used to live across the street right the the The whole family who fucked each other. The brother and sister who married a brother and a sister. And then everybody was bagging. So it was a weird kind of a – It was a whole hootenanny. It was very, very strange.

Right. In Florida. Go figure. Oh, wow. What a shocker. Yeah. Speaking of stinky coochies. We were? Yeah, earlier. Okay. When we're talking about vabbing. Okay. Catch up. This wax tech... I've been liking the Kewpie Bay, really. I've walked away from ketchup. This wax tech, she refused servicing a client for Brazilian because her... her crotch tank and the there's a a video of um of the client being absolutely irate well yeah yeah how do you tell a client that you know what i mean like

Let's say it is not know. Well, I mean, first of all, if you're a professional, you need to try to eat, eat it. You know what I mean? You need to just shut your mouth and do your job. And no matter how bad it is, you really shouldn't say anything to somebody. Right. Right. Right? That's the polite thing, right? You're not a doctor. You're doing Brazilian waxing. So what are you going to do?

you know yeah so you really professionally you really shouldn't say anything so the fact that it was bad enough for somebody to say like what was it What was going on? I don't know, but this is one of these professions that I just can't be in because my mouth would get me fired. Well, what do you...

After you puke all over their stomach or what? No, I mean, well, it's like my mouth wouldn't get me fired, my face, because even I could try to be nice or whatever, but my facial expressions, I cannot hide how I really feel on my face. Okay, especially if you're... you're dealing with a very bad yeah because well I'm not I'm not drinking anymore because that that time that time that I got in trouble I was I was up in I was up in Gainesville at a college party this is when I was like 16 or 17

And I was at a college party and I got really fucking slammered, which was usual. Well, I was with this girl in a room and I went to slide her panties off. And as soon as I got past her puss. Just a warm woof of air hit my nose, and it was bad. Right. It was bad, bad. Like you're right down the street from the tuna fish cannery. Right. And the dump. I mean, it's bad.

And I was shit-faced, and I was like, I took her panties, I threw them back at her, I got up, and I said, your fucking crotch stinks, and I walked out. She started crying, and then her boyfriend and friends yelled at me, and then we had to leave the party. Of course, because you were very mean.

Well, it was very bad and you shouldn't fucking subject... people to that well she's probably very sensitive about her her natural odor and she just had a bad day it was an off day well her ph was slightly off one day and you really made her pay for it well sorry the ultimate mean girl kind of an action there i don't give a fuck to be

honest i'm not saying you did i didn't know her i was 16 years old and i was slammered i know better than to accuse you of caring about somebody's feelings when you're talking about a bad smelling snatch No, but it's that powerful. I mean, I've known, I've run into several that were, you know, and it's just how they were.

You know what I mean? Yeah. There were several girls that I've met that really, it's just how they were. No matter how clean they were, there was a gaminess about them. Right. And they just never went away, no matter what they did. Huh. Right.

And it just is. It's just the way it is. Someone had posted, they said, I think all these people are lying. I've been eating pineapples for a straight month and he still said my pussy tastes like shit. And someone said, well, you have to wash it too. Is that supposed to work for Badge Juice as well? I don't know. I mean, I would imagine. I don't know. I don't know why it would be remotely the same, but I guess it would be.

I really don't know. Well, it's like you eat garlic and you can smell garlic. At least that's what people say. See, I didn't know about that. And I, when I was told that, I'm like, oh no. Garlic and onion. I'm like, I fucking love garlic and onion. And I'm like. Oh, God, no. I mean, it wouldn't shock me if you could smell like asparagus because it really does make everything else smell horrible. Oh, my God. Asparagus piss is bad. Asparagus everything is bad.

It really does flavor cum a little bit. I'm sure a little. I'm sure it's a lot. You can taste the difference. Right? Can you? Okay. I'm telling you, though, for people who don't know and haven't heard this before. But if you've gone out for like a night of drinking, wake him up with a blowjob before he takes his first piss and the load will taste sweet because all the sugar from the alcohol has like condensed. I don't know why this works, but it works. Well, I mean, it's internal.

Okay, well, I'm thinking it has a lot to do with the fact that your mouth tastes like a cat shit in it. So the difference between what was already in your mouth when you woke up. No. My mouth could never taste that bag to make cum taste delicious. What are you saying? Cum does not taste delicious. That is an outrageous statement. I don't give a shit. You've never woken up after a bad night of drinking. You don't even know where the car is.

and there's not a bad taste in your mouth. I would rather have jizz in my mouth than the taste. What are you talking about? That is crazy talk. You'd rather have the taste of jizz than the taste of... No, I would rather not have the taste of jizz. What? You always said you love jizz. You're going to listen to this back. Really are? You'd be like, geez, you're a spaz. You, yes, you are a spaz, right?

But since we're still on the Pineapples, Carnival Cruise, sorry guys out there who love cruises. What if it's Terry Cruise? What? What if it's Terry Cruise? I like Terry Crews. He's okay. He seems like a nice guy. Who knows what he's about, though? You know what I mean? I don't know. That's what I'm saying. That's what I said. He seems like a nice guy. Yeah. I mean, he can bounce his tits. That's all I know. He does that too much. It's like his calling card thing.

once you get locked into like a bit i think you have to do it all the time and it's probably really annoying i bet if you ask the rock to do his eyebrow thing he's probably like jesus christ right right right but he's the rock so He's just not even going to respond to you. Not anymore. He's Dwayne, Mr. Johnson, if you're nasty. Hey, Dwayne. Going back to the Carnival Cruise thing, the brain ambassador had posted that you're not allowed to have upside-down pineapples on your cabin doors anymore.

So you can't advertise that you're swingers on Carnival Cruises. Okay, well, I mean, all you're doing is looking to subvert it with a poof. scheme you know what i mean right the shower shower poo that's all that's gonna happen i don't think those people know about the shower proof thing who doesn't know the carnival cruises they probably don't know a lot of things

No, they probably know more than they think. I don't think they do, really. I don't think they care to find out. They don't like looking at the details of what's exactly happening in the rooms. They don't want to know. They don't really care. All they do is respond to complaints. You know? It's like, complaint? Okay, we got to deal with this. Other than that, like, in cruise ships, there are, like...

The hallways and stuff aren't like where people are hanging out or anything like that, if you know what I mean. Yeah. So it's not like there's like passerbys or I mean, there are, but it just. I don't know. I don't remember being very busy in the actual like where everybody slept because people kind of left in the morning and came back.

You know what I mean? Right. Like it wasn't like a traffic jam at any point in time. So I don't know. I don't know what my point was. Yeah. I don't know what your point is either. We're talking about swingers and you're like traffic jams. No one's in the hallway. It's all right. Okay. Thank you, Fire Marshall Bill. Oh, well, that's what I'm saying. I'm saying it's –

Nobody really cares what you're doing. Yeah, nobody cares. Because nobody's in the fucking room. Right. Nobody really gives a shit what's going on. It doesn't matter. And they're so tiny, the rooms anyway. Well, a lot of them. They're bigger. And I've never been in a big room. You know what I mean?

I've always had to stay in a room with like, you know, there's like six of you and there's bunks flipped down. And you know what I mean? Yeah, it's scary. Right. It's claustrophobic. In a ship. You're getting dressed and you're leaving.

Immediately. I don't like it. Right. This one's kind of close to home. This actually happened right around the corner. There was a woman. She vandalized her ex-boyfriend's car with a can of yellow spray paint, only it wasn't his car. i think you get a dumb bitch for that right right you've analyzed the wrong car it's just stupid she's like it's the same make and model it was a mistake I mean, she wrote over, you know, fuck you, Jason. I hope she was worth it.

I like that you come out for lunch, your lunch break, you're like, who the fuck is Jason? Jesus Christ, what happened here? It's like, goddamn. How did they catch her, do you think? like it's got to be a camera or something right yeah there's security cameras okay they totally saw her do it that's cool but they they didn't like she didn't get busted until it was i mean it was totally covered you know in my mind it would have been a lot funnier if like

Jason and the other dude knew each knew each other and right which said fuck you Jason right away the other person's like yeah I know that dude he's in the third floor that motherfucker right there he's got the same car as me Jason where's your woman Curb your bitch! Or ex-bitch, whatever. Alright, so we talked about last week there are these two women by the name of Bonnie Blue and Lily Phillips. They all want to fuck a lot of people and they did.

Right. They were trying to outdo each other, I think. It seemed that way. But Bonnie was always on top. She was always... hitting the marks that she wanted to get in the goals for passing them. She seemed like she was older anyway. She was older. She had a little more experience on how to take a thousand dicks in a day. And I think she's only two years older than this girl. Well, that's what she's saying. Who knows? Well, you know, where...

terror baby we're in terror i don't think she doesn't look like she's worn out she looks like she's lying about her age yeah she looks like a perfectly attractive woman that is is taking that is in her 40s right and she's saying she's 27 when she's really 37. You know what I mean? Something. Right. Anyway. Anyway. So Bonnie likes them young. So now Lily's like, well, then I'm going to fuck the oldest people.

Oh. Yes. She's been accused of, and I quote, picking on the elderly, which I don't think... You just had a story last week of somebody else that got thrown out of nursing homes kind of an action, right? Right. But she just did it for the fucking fun of it. But this is like, I'm just going to do it. Yeah. Count to Bonnie Blue. Right. Okay. Because I want to be famous too. And you went the slut route and that was my plan. And now I got to be like, fuck.

It's just like the OnlyFans version of Drake and Kendrick. Is that what's going on here? There's like slut beef. Now, this person that they talk about in the article...

I would have to say that the UK has definitely a different... They have a different... Fuck, I can't think of the word. Anyway. Elderly does not mean the same to me that it does to them. Okay. Because they said a man 42. Okay. 42. Now she's just being weird. Right. She's saying that's elderly. I mean, to some people, it is elderly. Right. But they were they were they were scheduled in line to have sex with her. And she's 25 before he decided he couldn't go through with it.

And he says, the fallout was, it was me, not you. So it's like, okay. And now she's like, I love doing charity work. She's like, I want guys 60 and above. And this is Bonnie Blue. No, this is Lily Phillips, the younger one. You know, I thought the Lily chick was American. She's not? She wasn't? She might be. Okay, well...

You keep saying British person. The article. Oh, the article's from the mirror, probably. Correct. You get a lot of weird stories from the mirror. Daily Mail. Ooh. Ooh, crotch. Sorry. It's a picture of her. I can look up, but it's going to be blurry. And you don't care. I don't care. I'd have to turn around.

Oh, my God. I have to turn a chair. You know, really, edibles affect me is what I'm telling you. I know. They affect you a lot more than they affect me, but I didn't have one. Well, you should have. Really. You should have. You need to, like, counteract your upper.

I counteract my what as I take my last sip? You know, really, we would need... like some extraterrestrial help if you were to ever have like an like an adderall prescription we would be in deep shit oh i don't know why someone would do that well this is what i'm saying like you on like oh my god You would be just jacked. Jacked. What? I'd have to throw things at you. Or like, hey, hey, hey, what's up? Back. What are you doing? Throw grapefruits at you? Coffee.

Just regular old caffeine gets you pretty goddamn – it's like you were like downing energy drinks or something like that. No, that's just some tea. No, it's a cup of coffee. Cup of coffee. Cup of coffee. Right. But you can have an edible and really it just doesn't affect you the same way. I'm on the couch drooling and you're looking at me like, what's your problem? I'm going to go sweep the living room. I'm going to lay here.

Watch the world spin. Oh, my God. Okay, what's this one? I didn't hit the right one. I don't think. Maybe I did. Wait a minute. Screw yourself. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. No, no, no. This guy, he put out an online ad and it's a dude. He offers sex with his robot as long as he can watch. Okay. Like, you can fuck his robot, but he gets to watch. First of all, who wants to fuck his robot? Apparently, people do. Really? I mean, do they? I mean, you're saying people do? I mean, is there, you know...

We've already talked about like what the used market in sex dolls would be like. Just the fact that, you know, to me, I don't think it's... forever unclean you know what i mean like there's no world in which i'm like no that's cool i'll i'm gonna share my fucks leave you know and the weird part is like i'll have that opinion about like a sex doll and yet i do not mind screwing the same girl at two times. You know what I mean? Doesn't affect me at all. Don't care.

Don't care at all, but if it was a sex doll, I'd be- And an animate object, ew! My wife, fill her up, dumpster. I don't even want to stick my dick into my own sex toy when it has my jizz in it. You know what I mean? I mean, you know what I'm saying. Yes, I know what you're saying. Like, I want to use the sex toy once and throw it away. I don't want to have anything to do with it afterwards. Get your Tenga. Exactly. You could use it two or three times, but you wouldn't.

What? I said you can use it two or three times, but you wouldn't. No, God. Jesus Christ. That's crazy talk. Like... Just you go ahead and use it and not clean it? Like, is that what you mean? Or God, who's doing that? No, you can turn it inside out and you rinse it off and then you can re-lube it and use it again. Right. I'm thinking you could probably get, you know, decent use out of a lot of those sex toys, a lot of little sleeves.

The ones that are meant to be washed anyway. Well, they're the ones that are like the... Well, they can come in different shapes and stuff. Usually they're like a one-time use. Right. Pussy in a can. Right. A lot of the times I'll call it that. You really, literally, you just pop the top, fuck it, and then throw it out.

Like, if you could replace the entire, like, all of the cavities, like, with a different insert or something like that, okay. Like, in my mind, I think I can think around that. You know what I mean? I wouldn't be thinking about the dude I just bought it from screwing this. stalled mercilessly for the three years he had him before me. It's quality tested, baby. Gently used. Gently. That just means he has a tiny wiener. Well, it's not my fault.

Only the rim's a little worn. Other than that, she's cherry. Go for it. Tear it up. She's cherry there, eh? Yes. You're going to really like her there. She's going to do real good for you.

Right there. We're going back to some of the things that I've been told this week. It says, I want to have sex with my father-in-law. I'm a man, and the only person who knows I'm bi is my wife because I share everything with her. Well, everything except the fact that I want to blow her dad. I don't mean to laugh at you. I mean, that's quite a pickle you got yourself in there, ain't it, son? That's quite a pickle. That's quite a pickle, ain't it?

I just want to blow my father-in-law. I can't help it. Do you give him, like, footsies? He's so goddamn hot, Katie. Do you give him, like, footsies under the table at Thanksgiving? Oh, no, don't do that. You know? That's a bad idea. It's just, you know what I mean? Like, let's say.

Let's say you advance on this, right? You decide to see you're like, fuck it. I'm going to shoot my shot. Right, I'm going to shoot my shot. And if that goes horribly, what's life going to be like? You know you're going to have to get divorced, right?

Like you say something and he looks at you and goes, dude, I am not into guys. And why are you asking? You're married to my daughter for Christ's sake. What is your problem? That's my daughter, you fuck. Or it could be, you know, he could be old school dude and be like. We're going to forget about this. We're never going to bring this up again. And who knows what that guy was like with his daughter. We just don't know. We don't know. It's an unknown.

for us or what if he's like fuck yeah i've been waiting for this what if she is like fuck yeah i've been waiting for this Well, maybe she likes it. I don't know. People are weird. No. Maybe. I don't know. I'm trying to find a reason why it could be okay, and I don't think I can. If they were divorced.

Even then, it's not a great idea. No, even then, it's a little weird. But it's whatever. Yeah, you guys are consenting at all, so tear it up. He's willing to let you suck his dick. Yeah, if everybody involved is all chilly-willy and cool. What am I supposed to say, right? It seems like a mean thing to do to your ex. Well, I'm going to say it probably it definitely is. It's not nice, but that's OK. Sometimes maybe you're not going to be nice.

I mean, that would be like us getting a divorce and me marrying your father. Sometimes, well, since he's dead, it's going to be kind of weird. You know what I mean. Honey, I'm dating this box of ash. God. I'm going to mold it into my own little dill. Use some epoxy. I've been watching YouTube. No, get one of those fillable dildos. Remember the one we saw that you put the ashes in? There you go. The forever dill. Oh, no.

I don't remember that. You don't remember that? No, I don't. Yeah, this woman, she put her boyfriend's ashes in a dildo, and it's actually a dildo for, anyway, you can be sealed. Oh, that's right. She would, that's right, because she, you know, okay. And another one got in trouble because she put ashes in a book. plug and she went on a plane and like rode around with it all the time yeah well who are they to separate her from her husband exactly whatever she's in love

He's happy in his resting place. It's just a butt plug. It's just a butt plug. What is she going to take the cabin over with the butt plug? What's going to happen here? I'm going to put him in the air. Are you afraid that you're going to like... have an unbelievable desire to shove that butt plug up your butt what's going on I don't know I don't know

Another dude said, I want to have sex with myself, like another version of me, but from a different universe. Before you say anything, no, I'm not attracted to other men, but I'd never let down an opportunity to sleep with myself. Literally. So.

Yeah. He's like, I fuck me real good. I definitely disagree. I mean, I get it. I get it. And I understand where you're coming from and why you would want to do that. You know what I mean? Yeah. But I think the other version of me is going to look at me just like I would look at me. go nah man why don't we just go fuck katie like what are we what are we doing what is this happening here

We have somebody. She'll totally be down with us. So, like, why are we involving each other in this? You know, you're right. You're a very smart guy.

And we have this one. I want to be bound and gagged while all of my particular spots are mercilessly tickled by a group of naked women. Okay. Well, that's just pretty normal. Yeah, that's not too bad. I really get that, you know?

More than the one wanting to suck your father-in-law's dick. You know what I mean? Well, this one is another one that kind of cuckold fantasy. My biggest fantasy would be to come home one night and find my girlfriend being bent over the dining room table by a really hot... muscly man with a 10-inch girthy dick. They'd see me, but they wouldn't even stop. She'd tell me to come and watch her have sex, then she'd take...

Then she'd tell me to take off my clothes and put on a sexy pair of white stockings and a matching thong. Then she'd open my legs and... And have me bury my tongue in her. While doing so, I'd start to taste the other guy's load inside her. He gets very specific. And she'd tell me to lift my butt and spread my legs before I'd realize what she was saying. The beautiful man would come behind me.

me and push my body down and grab a hold of my hips and start thrusting his entire shaft inside of me as deep as I could take it. I don't know if that was his fantasy or his fantasy was just to have you read what he wrote. You know what I mean? I'll add him. That was for you. That's a very detailed... That one doesn't... You know, whatever. Whatever. It's not the end of the world. No. No.

I forgot half of that. I zoned out after a little while. It got too erotic for me. Yeah. I fucked a dude once with a shot by while he was fucking his girlfriend. Oh, that's right. It was just, yeah, that was just a standard cut. Cuck fantasy kind of a thing, you know what I mean? Pretty much, yeah. You know. Cuck and cissification. Well, yeah. Yeah, because she's like, hey, she tells me to put on some stockings and pretty thong. Right, right, right, right, right, right, right.

My box with his load. There you go. There's nothing. I mean, a lot of people are doing that, but a lot of people are. So it's okay. I mean, I still have that one dude that wants to. He wants you to come in me. He wants to finger me with your load in me. And then he wants to pull it out and lick it. Right. Okay.

He's like, I don't have to be there when he gets deposited, but I could be in the other room. Or, I mean, if you can keep it in until you meet. I'm like, bro. I don't know what it is with... The amount of dudes I've run into that want to eat some of my juice one way or another. Yeah. It's odd. That's true. It's odd. It happens. It does. It is very strange. You would think it was a normal thing.

No, you would think that it wouldn't be a normal thing or, you know. As common as it is. Right. Yes. Normal occurrence. Right.

This dude says, I'm into, I'm into size fantasies, which size con is going on right now this weekend. If you guys are listening live, where's that at Portland, Portland, it's Portland. They're killed her. It's nice out there. Well, I said, I'm into size fantasies. My ultimate dream is to somehow be shrunk down to mere three inches tall. I'm basically kept as a cute little pet by a nice woman. Okay. I mean, I get that too.

You know what I mean? That's like wanting to be tiny like that. You just want to be like Peter Pan-like. You know what I mean? Like a little sprite. Or like the dude from The Boys. A little fairy. Hold on a second. Sorry, there was just some problems. No, that was Floki. Paco's right there. No, it was Floki and Lucy. Yeah, whatever. It's not going to be too bad if it's Floki and Lucy.

because blokey is just you know he's not that it's not paco paco if he's tearing something up you know it's gonna be a problem yeah anyway oh i know i hear him yeah she's she's pulling her little uh her little tent She's having fun. Yeah, I just had to check to see if she was stuck because her head was sticking out and nothing else. Anyway. She's fine. All right, so there's a woman. She's like, I'm a straight woman.

Okay. My biggest fantasy is to be in a committed relationship with a bisexual guy who likes to share other guys with me, sometimes more than one at a time. Pretty much the hottest thing I can imagine is getting eaten out by a guy while another one is... Getting eaten out by my guy while he's getting pounded. Okay. I can't concentrate. Lucy is going crazy behind you. Yeah, I know. She's going nuts.

Alright, so I'll tell you because you weren't paying attention. She wants a dude who's into dudes because she wants him to bring other dudes home. She wants a dude to bring a dude to act like another dude. He's acting like a third dude. That's a painted dude. He's acting like a third dude. Oh, God. Y-you want me to be-be gay? M-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m-m...

Oh, this person's new. He says, I can't believe I'm saying this, but I really want to use a strap-on on my husband. Okay. Yeah. He's not gay, and neither am I. Okay. But I want to do it. Right? All right. That's not weird for you at all. It's so funny. Well, a lot of girls talk about it now after they watch Deadpool with their husbands or boyfriends or whatever, and they saw Ryan Reynolds get it on National Women's Day. Okay. They're like, I could do that.

Deadpool does it, so you can do it. It's cool. Right. Well, if you want to, go ahead. A lot of dudes like things up their butts. Oh, yes. Well, your frigging prostate is right up your ass. That's what they say. No, it's true. That's what they say. It's not what they say. It's a fact. Okay. Your prostate is located there. No, jargon, jargon. The scientist says jargon. What do I know? What's a physician know? Right. What does he know? How does he think he knows more than me?

God, that's true. I'm a plumber. That's right. Just saying. I know about plumbing. Right, right. Internal plumbing. I know what's going to fit in a hole. Sure. It will spring a leak. Right. And like what hole is not going to fit something. Got lights of cock. Right. Is it nice? Here again, I mean, that was always one of your favorite things. Cock? Right. Well, besides cock, ramming cock up somebody.

This butthole who has a cock. Yeah. Right. Specifically. But more so now it's if they don't like it. What do you mean now? Oh, shut up. That wasn't like a new revelation for you. No, it's not. No, no, no. No. I enjoy it both ways. I really do. I love violating men's butts with things. No, I know. I'm aware of your wants.

I'm aware. I know. Uh-huh. Maybe that's why. Excuse me. Maybe that's why that I want it so bad is because you're like, no. That's exactly. Well, you always want anything bad that you, you know what I mean? That I can't have. Exactly. I guess. Right. And there's got to be something that I'm just like, hey, look, you want to shove your finger in there? Go ahead. But that doesn't bother me so much.

But when it starts to get bigger than the things that come out of my ass, it's a problem. Or if it's a tongue, you don't like that either. No, you feel the same way about that. You're like, okay, you're doing it. I really don't want your tongue in my butthole. Like, it's tickly. It's not doing a lot for me, but okay. You know what I mean? Yeah. But some people are really into it, though. No, I mean, I like – I like Astley. Yeah, you can figure my ass and stuff like that, but it's just –

I don't want you to lick my butt. I feel really, I don't like that. It's not because it feels, it's not because it doesn't feel good. It's because I don't want your mouth where I shit. Okay. That's my thing. You are a bidet owner now, so really, you probably have a pretty clean mud hole. Doesn't matter. At all times. Doesn't matter. I mean, you're pressure washing that thing off after every turn. I just don't want it. That turn cutter's sparkling. Sparkling cut.

Well, I appreciate it. Yeah, no. No, but I feel the same way anyway. I don't care enough about it to even like –

to even call in any kind of a favor to have somebody lick my butthole. You know what I mean? Call in a favor? Because it really would be a favor. You know what I mean? If you're trying to get somebody to lick your butthole, you know that that's not like... your average uh you know hey can you just i like it when you like me right here no i'm right on the right on the star i want to like you need to move your tongue up and down all of the spokes is what i want you to do

You know what I mean? You know, it's a steep request is what I'm saying. It's a steep request. Not to everybody. To some people, they would look at you and go, whatever, that's no problem. And fine. Cool. It really isn't that big of a deal. But what I'm saying is I don't really care about it enough to, like, call in any kind of a favor. Right. You know? Don't care. Why were we talking about buttholing? I don't remember.

Oh, because somebody was saying that they... Oh, that's a fucking butt. And it just went that way. We ended up going that way. She was talking about wanting to take a strap on to her man. Correct. Right, and violate him. Right.

Horribly. Right. And then it turned into analingus. Okay. It always ends up there. Here's another horny old purple... person fucker says i'm a home health aide and i have a patient who i mutually flirt with he happens to be a quadriplegic he's a nugget and he's so good looking i have a fantasy about sitting on his face You would suffocate the poor guy. You might. He might be into it. What are you talking about? He could be quadriplegic and have a breathing tube.

he may be totally be able to breathe through it like he has a snorkel a built-in fucking snorkel he's got a throat snorkel right you could actually grind on that face grind that thorkel you probably could He's his face as a grinder pad. Here again, I don't know how you approach that. You know what I mean? You're taking care of your quadriplegic caretaker. It's a breathing body pillow you can fuck. No, that's Bob. What are you talking about? You're a fucking weird woman.

Why? Jesus, that's a person in there. That's Frank. I knew she was a body pillow, too. Calm yourself. What do you mean? No, I'm not letting you near me. Sack of meat. I'm having papers drawn up that if I'm a quadruplegic, you are not allowed near me. You already drew one up to think if I become a quad, I'm going straight into porn. Okay, well, that's a natural fucking progression, really. Of course it is. I mean, it really is.

What are we talking about here? You like to puck, right? You like that. Yes, I do. You enjoy getting things put in you. I do. You like doing it on film sometimes or used to. Right. So all I'm doing is doing things that you like, really. I don't know if I'm going to have my mind changed if I become a nugget. What do you mean? Of course you will, because what else are you going to do?

I got nothing else going for me. See, now you're understanding. I'm a 45-year-old nugget. Now I have to do whatever you want, honey. Because if I don't, you're going to roll me out the door and just leave me there. It's like, well, how is she going to move? Oh, we got her all hooked up to a systems of pulleys, pulley system. You know, we can get her going. I wouldn't actually sell you into pornography. You wouldn't have to sell me. You'd be like, take her. I'd set you in a corner somewhere.

Give you a little bouncy chair or something. Oh, that's nice. Yeah. That would be nice. Hose you down every once in a while. You could hang me from one of the door frames. Sure. In one of those giant adult baby bouncers. There you go. Right. Uh-huh. We'll make a big one for you. Oh, no, they have them. No, I know, but like one that I can pull you around. Oh, like a hurricane seat. I don't know what the fuck a hurricane, what are you talking about? It's a chair with fucking...

Wheels on the bottom with babysitting. Hurricane seats. It's a circle. Who calls them that? What is that weird terminology? That's what I was talking about. A hurricane seat? Really? My mother used to always call them hurricane seats. Huh. Huh. I forget what the hell we always call those things. I don't know. A walker?

Walker? Not a walker. I don't know. A goddamn thingy. It's been a long time since my kids were young like that. You know what I mean? Yes, I know. Bouncy chair. I know that. That was one of the ones we had. Or the swing. Yeah.

I don't know what the hell we call that thing. Here's an interesting thing. One of my fantasies is that my girlfriend and I, we would swap bodies, kind of like that Freaky Friday shit, and we'd have hot passionate sex. Okay. Yeah. I mean, we've talked about that before. I know, and I think that I would be you for a day, and you be me, and I get to have sex with you. I'd have to fuck me again. It's the same problem. Why? No, but you'd be fucking me. No, but it would be me.

I would be staring at me fucking me. I'll put a mirror on my face. It is no different than banging your twin. There's no difference. Except for this one. You're not related. I have a regular pussy instead of just a pussy. You know what I mean? But it's not a twin because you're not related. No. No. It is my body. I am looking at me.

I am looking. Don't look at me. I am looking up at me at whatever face you're deciding to put on me while you're fucking me. Oh, I'm going to make a great face. No. Yeah. See, this is the whole problem. No, I don't want. I don't want to do the Freaky Friday anymore with you. And I'll slap that pussy. I just said negative. I don't want to do it anymore. You've talked yourself out of it. I don't want to have anything to do with this.

I don't ever want to be a woman. I'm fine having a tic, really. You know, I would much rather have a wiener than not. Because of that right there. Oh. I'd have to look at some hairy dude above me fucking. You're not hairy. Oh, God. Please look at my face. What are you talking about? Objectively, you are retarded. Okay, I'm looking down at me or up at me, depending on what position I'm at, and seeing all of my...

flaws and folds and what I look like when I'm bent in certain positions. No, that's not going to be a fucking joy to me. You're going to love looking at you while you fuck. You're out of your goddamn mind. No, it is not the same. Screw you, lady. One of your favorite pastime activities is literally taking pictures of yourself. Not while I'm fucking. Well, but you enjoy dressing up, taking some pictures.

That is something you do to relax and have fun sometimes. So I was an ugly child. Look, I'm not looking to make you defend the things that you like to do. It's okay. That's fine. You enjoy that. So why would you not then enjoy watching yourself? It's different. Do I like looking at a lot of pictures of myself? No. Okay. So why would I want to watch myself fuck me?

I don't even watch myself in the movies that I'm in most of the time. I know. I haven't seen most of it. I fast forward through my part. Believe me, I have seen you have sex. You'd be fine. You would enjoy what you're saying. You'd be like, oh, I look pretty good. I know what you like and what you don't like to see. So, like, who are you talking to? You know what I mean? Yeah, but you kind of – you're – you're – What? Biased.

I can't fucking think right now. It's like the marijuana and the caffeine are... colliding bias but also when i take pictures of you or shoot you shoot a video of you i know ahead of time whether you're gonna like it or not i know and i'm glad that you do i appreciate that because there's some people i really don't like the oh i'll take the picture oh please no oh god no like well

Don't get a picture of this one. I know if you're going to like it or not. So what I'm telling you is if you were me fucking you, you would enjoy what you're saying is what I'm telling you. You would like it. You'd be fine with it. You'd be totally great with that. That's just one gripe that I have about some of the movies that I've been in. On the other hand, not only am I taking some dude's dick, but it's my dick and I'm staring at me. Fuck me. And I didn't know.

Make you suck my dick. No. No. It's my dick. I don't want to suck my dick. I don't. No. I want to know what it feels like though. Okay. To have my dick sucked. Fine. We'll find somebody to suck your dick. What is the problem? he she needs to know what it feels like and then we can we can find find some girl who wants to fuck me with a strap on and then we'll have fun oh dude we are so close to like obt that shouldn't be a problem well

It wouldn't be a problem is what I'm saying. Actually, it wouldn't be. We didn't have to go to OBT. I could make a couple phone calls, and I'm sure I'd have people that we know. Slow down, super squirrel. Look. Look. Listen here. Look here. Listen. What I'm saying is literally since it's your body, you could literally find a girl who would be willing to fuck you right now with a strap on. Yeah.

Okay, so they don't know about the Preaky Friday. They don't know it's really me they're fucking with the strap on. No, it's you they're fucking with the strap on. Correct. So it would be the easiest thing in the world to set up. Okay. You know what I mean? So who's having the problem here? And then we get them to suck your dick afterwards. It works out perfect. She can fuck us both. Yeah.

Uh-huh. We'll get a twofer. See? Sucking and fucking. Now you're thinking. Let's go. And then I'll have sex. No, I don't want to. But I want to have sex, but I don't want to fuck her. sorry i don't know her whatever i think it's better that way maybe she can switch back with me and then i can have her body and then she can have your body And then we can dyke out. Right. Right. There you go. Scissor sisters. And then your body can fuck me with a strap on. I'd fuck me. There you go.

All right, guys. I think we're going to stop it there. I have so much more to go, but we're going to stop it there because we'll have more to talk about next weekend. If you guys want to add, you can. Get me on Twitter, KikiKatyRadio, KikiKatyRadio.com, KikiKatyRadio at gmail.com. Instagram, KikiKatyRadio. Fuck it. I don't know. Do you have anything for me? I see. Okay, great.

I hope you guys have a great rest of your weekday, month, shift, whatever the fuck it is that you're doing. I miss you. I love you. It feels really good to be back. And kisses on your pink pie. I like tacos and burritos.