Kim tells Ket about A Quiet Place (FINALLY) starring Emily Blunt and John Krasinski. What better way to brave the apocalypse than by watching a movie about the apocalypse? The girls decide that they need to beat the crap out of each other to see how quiet they can be. We also learn that anyone in Arik’s tribe during a quiet apocalypse will be immediately dead. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in A Quiet Place. Dir. John Krasinski Writers Scott Beck, Bryan Woods, John Krasins...
Mar 18, 2020•1 hr 52 min
Ket tells Kim about installment number 2 of the saga of Jason Voorhees starring Amy Steel and John Furey. We just gotta see how this whole “Jason thing” is playing out! Here are a couple things we learned about Jason: he is a clumsy turtle; he’s in need of a Rocky-esque training montage; he’s sporting… a burpsmap! How did you guys not tell us this?! Most importantly, we’ll find out if Kim will live or die in Friday the 13th Part 2. Dir. Steve Miner Writers Ron Kurz, Victor Miller KKSAM LIVE SHOW...
Mar 11, 2020•2 hr 20 min
Kim tells Ket about A Dark Song starring Catherine Walker and Steve Oram. There will be a shocking reveal about who is actually more in danger of being cultified. We’ll get to the bottom of Kim and Ket’s feelings on melons… FINALLY. Also, and most importantly, may we introduce to you our new best bro, Jerry Tooneytown. Most most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in A Dark Song. Dir. Liam Gavin Writer Liam Gavin KKSAM LIVE SHOW! Sunday March 15, 2020 7pm at El Cid on Sunset in Los ...
Mar 04, 2020•2 hr 24 min
Ket tells Kim about Arik’s Birthday pick by The Soska Sisters, American Mary starring Katherine Isabelle. So grab an extra turkey leg from your sutured turkeys and buckle up. It’s gonna be a bloody, slicey ride. Ketryn will acquire a new Betty Boop impression to add to her very limited repertoire. We’ll test the marketability of a new candle scent: Bag of Rags and Skin. And the girls will work out the logistics of switching arms. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in American ...
Feb 26, 2020•2 hr 11 min
Kim tells Kim about A Girls Walks Home Alone at Night starring Sheila Vand, Arash Marandi Marshall Manesh. It’s the third contribution to Women in Horror Month and our monthly Patreon pick! We’ll learn that Ketryn would be a really honest and forthright Vampire so excuse her fangs. We’ll get a visit from the spirit of Mona Lisa Vito when Kim identifies the make and model of the vintage car being driven. And no, we will not be googling it to find out if she’s correct or not. We’ll also say goodby...
Feb 19, 2020•1 hr 49 min
Ep. 79: The Love Witch: “The PSA for the Danger of Pheromones” Ket tells Kim about The Love Witch starring Samantha Robinson. We’ve got a love-addicted witch, ren-faire cosplay, jars of tampons, feminism and hot dudes. It’s basically Kim and Ket in a blender. We’ll learn many things like how to not be a turd little bird boy. We will NOT learn what Ketryn meant by ‘naked violent feet ceremony’ because she, herself, hasn’t the foggiest. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The ...
Feb 12, 2020•2 hr 39 min
Ep. 78 ½: Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer Did everyone do their homework? Kim tells Ket about the Netflix documentary Don’t Fuck With Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer about the monster Luka Magnotta. She bumbled through it for a full half hour so we decided to make it a bonus episode - this is what happens when we don't take detailed notes people! But, seriously, fuck this guy. We don’t even have anything clever to write. Just fuck this weirdo. Dir. Mark Lewis Get acquainted wit...
Feb 05, 2020•29 min
Ep. 78: Tragedy Girls: “The Tale of Captain Hammerhands in the Wood Shop” Kim tells Ket about Tragedy Girls starring Brianna Hildebrand and Alexandra Shipp. Listen up, Erasers! Enrollment opens for Ketryn’s Female Anatomy Health class, open to boys ONLY! Y’all need to learn. We learn that Kim is a professional wooden pencil holder maker. The girls revisit their "autobiographical" webseries: The 3xtremes ( click here to watch ). Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ketryn will live or die in Tragedy ...
Feb 05, 2020•2 hr 14 min
Ep. 77: Fright Night (1985): “The Tale of the Journey of Amy: Girl, You’re a Queen” Ket tells Kim about our #Sammie Patrons' vote: Fright Night starring Chris Sarandon, Amanda Bearse, Roddy McDowell, William Ragsdale and the mysterious creature, Stephen Geoffreys. We learn what the absolute least sexy name is and we go on a sexual awakening journey with Amy. We’re going to go on a journey with Evil Ed too but your guess is as good as ours as to what that journey is. Oh, and Chalrey is in it too ...
Jan 29, 2020•2 hr 25 min
Ep. 76: Parasite: “The Tale of Big Grandma Energy 2020” Kim tells Ket about the gut-wrenching, critically acclaimed and award winning Parasite starring Kang-ho Sung, Sun-kyun Lee and Yeo-jeong Jo. We introduce you all to the mantra of the year: Big. Grandma. Energy. Also, who wants to pre-order our KKSAM cookbook sold on our new Goop-like lifestyle blog? Cuckoo Banana Stir-fry anyone? Whiskey mask? Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Parasite. Dir. Bong Joon Ho Writer Bong J...
Jan 22, 2020•2 hr 22 min
Ep. 75: The Invitation: “The Tale of Code Red on the Kim Cult Alarm” Ket tells Kim about The Invitation starring Logan Marshall-Green and Tammy Blanchard. Kim revisits her budding career in the ASMR world and Ket, yet again, narrowly saves her from joining a cult. Constant vigilance! We quiz our #Sammies on some classic Ross Gellar moments and one character turns into a Spongebob Squarepants meme. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Invitation. Dir. Karyn Kusama Writer P...
Jan 15, 2020•2 hr 17 min
Ep. 74: The Evil Dead: “The Tale of Rickety Jickety Cream-Colored Turtlenecks Kim tells Ket about Sam Raimi’s OG The Evil Dead starring the one and only Bruce mothereffin’ Campbell, Ellen Sandweiss and Richard DeManicor. The girls’ brains will officially meld into one and we’ll learn of Ketryn’s childhood turtleneck trauma. We’ll also learn two new words but never learn why Cheryl is sooo extra. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in The Evil Dead Dir. Sam Raimi Writer Sam Raim...
Jan 08, 2020•2 hr 6 min
Ep. 73: The Thing: “The Tale of Holdin’ Dicks to Save Humanity” Ket tells Kim about John Carpenter’s The Thing starring Kurt “Baby Blues” Russell, Wilford Brimley and Keith David. Ketryn braved some major animal horror (that she had previously blocked out) to bring you this episode. So let’s hold each others dicks and get stir-fried. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in The Thing. Dir. John Carpenter Writers Bill Lancaster, John W. Campbell Jr. Get acquainted with all things ...
Jan 01, 2020•2 hr 26 min
Ep. 72: Anna and the Apocalypse: “The Tale of Dick the Halls with Zombie Love” Kim tells Ket about Anna and the Apocalypse starring Ella Hunt, Malcolm Cumming and Ben Wiggins. Kim’s little musical heart sang along with every note and it was contagious… just like zombie viruses. So grab your hand sanitizer and call in all the Santas. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Anna and the Apocalypse. Dir. John McPhail Writer Alan McDonald, Ryan McHenry Get acquainted with all things...
Dec 25, 2019•1 hr 50 min
Ep. 71: Silent Night, Deadly Night: “The Tale of Too Many Boobs” Ket tells Kim about the winner of our Patreon poll: Silent Night, Deadly Night starring Robert Brian Wilson, Lilyan Chauvin and Britt Leach. Put on your pajama wimples because we’re gonna have some nunspiriences. Oh! And obviously, don’t forget to let your boobs out. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Silent Night, Deadly Night. Dir. Charles E. Sellier Jr. Writer Michael Hickey and (based on story by) Paul Cai...
Dec 18, 2019•1 hr 56 min
Ep. 70: Friday the 13th: “The Tale of How The Hell Has Ketryn Not Seen This Before?” Kim tells Ket about Friday the 13th starring Betsy Palmer, Adrienne King and Kevin Bacon. So, naturally, the girls discuss… the weather. And before you get all mad about how Ketryn hasn’t seen this before, remember that they couldn’t bring you this episode if she had so… YOU’RE WELCOME! Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in the original Friday the 13th. Dir. Sean S. Cunningham Writer Victor Mi...
Dec 11, 2019•1 hr 42 min
Merrrrryyy Black Christmas Sammies! It's the end of the year and we're making some ch-ch-changes... Our Morbid Mini-Monday episodes will now be available over on our Patreon under our new $3 Jess Bradford tier! Head to www.patreon.com/kimandketstayalivemaybe to check it out! Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Book the face of th...
Dec 09, 2019•2 min
Ep. 69: Dead Snow: “The Tale of Giraffe Birds in the Crevasse” Ket tells Kim about the Norwegian horror Dead Snow starring Lasse Valdal, Charlotte Frogner and Vegar Hoel. So deadbolt your intestines and let’s dive into the creVASSE (Yes. That’s how it’s pronounced). We’ll revisit the unfortunate fashions of 2009, all of which the girls enthusiastically participated in. We’ll admire the elegance of the elusive giraffe bird. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Dead Snow. Dir. ...
Dec 04, 2019•2 hr 1 min
Morbid Mini-Monday 30: Knives Out Ket tells Kim about the (maybe) horror whodunnit, Knives Out, starring everyone you’ve ever heard of (including Queen Jamie Lee Curtis for whom Ket fucked up the surprise reveal) and none other than Sound of Music legend Christopher Plummer. #EverythingComesBackToSoundOfMusic Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the g...
Dec 02, 2019•11 min
Ep. 68: You’re Next: “The Tale of Some Home Alone Shit” Kim tells Ket about the (sort of) Thanksgiving horror classic You’re Next starring Sharni Vinson, Joe Swanberg and AJ Bowen. We’ll introduce you to the newest superhero: Red Flag Girl. We’ll also meet Rachel, the one who introduced us to Colin Farrel’s sex tape… you’re welcome. Then we’ll get into some real Home Alone-style security systems from a badass bitch. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in You’re Next. Dir. Adam ...
Nov 27, 2019•2 hr 8 min
Morbid Mini-Monday 29: Antebellum Kim tells Ket about the mini-MINI trailer for Antebellum. It’s just a teaser so your guess is as good as ours as to the full extent of the genius masterpiece we’ll get from the producers of Get Out and Us… but you better believe that Kim and Ket are HERE. FOR. IT. Watch the teaser here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksam...
Nov 25, 2019•9 min
Ep. 67: American Gothic: “The Tale of Where’s Paul?” Ket tells Kim about the demented family horror, American Gothic starring Sarah Torgov, Rod Steiger and Yvonne De Carlo. We meet an ACTUAL middle-aged child mom and Kim’s actual head explodes because “what are ages?” The girls also need to know the answer to two important questions: where the literal eff is Paul and what happens when you go “deep Barbler?” Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in American Gothic. Dir. John Hough...
Nov 20, 2019•1 hr 46 min
Morbid Mini-Monday 28: The Grudge Kim tells Ket about The Grudge trailer remake starring Betty Gilpin. And there is absolutely no way to know any other information about this film, at all, except that it’s apparently about Ketryn. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit t...
Nov 18, 2019•9 min
Ep. 66: House of the Devil: “The Tale of Huggin’ and Cuttin’ Pizzas” Kim tells Ket about House of the Devil starring Jocelin Donahue, Greta Gerwig and Tom Noonan. Kim has a date with truffle parmesan fries (and ‘The Man’) to see this throwback creeper. The girls, once again, discuss the most pressing topics of the film like WHY THE FUCK WOULD YOU CUT A PRE-CUT PIZZA WITH A KNIFE?! WHO IS THE REAL PSYCHO HERE, SAM?! Also, if you live in the 80s, you love pizza, you’ll shoot your eye out, and your...
Nov 13, 2019•2 hr 17 min
Morbid Mini-Monday 27: The Invisible Man Ket tells Kim about The Invisible Man starring the girls’ other girlfriend, Elizabeth Moss. I don’t know what the big damn deal is! Let’s “Sheet ‘n’ Flour” this MFer and get on with our lives. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twi...
Nov 11, 2019•11 min
Ep. 65: The Taking of Deborah Logan: “The Tale of Ketryn’s Cure for Alzheimers” Ket tells Kim about the found footage film, The Taking of Deborah Logan, starring Jill Larson, Anne Ramsey and Michelle Ang. Kim’s got a bone to pick with Ket and she gets re-angry about Ket’s alarm clock from, like, a million years ago! Get over it! (These show notes were written by Ketryn obviously). The girls will hammer out their plans for when and if one of them shows even the slightest possible sign of anything...
Nov 06, 2019•2 hr 11 min
Morbid Mini-Monday 26: The Turning Ket tells Kim about The Turning. We find out that Kim’s price for taking care of creepy crapbags in a haunted mansion is totally reasonable and affordable. Watch the trailer here… http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @kksampodcast Twit the girls on Twitter: @kksampodcast Book ...
Nov 04, 2019•10 min
Ep. 64: Night of the Living Dead: “The Tale of Useless Barbler” Kim tells Ket about the classic Night of the Living Dead starring Duane Jones and Judith O’Dea. It’s spooky Halloween and what better way to celebrate than to kill some non-trademarked zombies? So give us an Eskiball Kiss, let’s put some doors on doors and slap some sense into Barbler. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Ket will live or die in Night of the Living Dead. Dir. George Romero Writer John Russo Get acquainted with all thing...
Oct 30, 2019•1 hr 39 min
Morbid Mini-Monday 25: Eli Ket tells Kim about Eli on Netflix and, for once, the kid is not the creepy crapbag. But the girls are going to have to put their foot down about medical facilities being haunted. That’s too many things to contend with. Watch the trailer here... http://www.kimandketstayalive.com/morbid-mini-monday-trailer-episodes.html Get acquainted with all things KIM & KET at www.kimandketstayalive.com Chat with the girls at kksampodcast@gmail.com Peep the girls on Instagram: @k...
Oct 28, 2019•12 min
Ep. 63: Orphan: “The Tale of the Revenge of the Creepy Crapbag Kid” Ket tells Kim about Orphan starring Vera Farmiga, Peter Sarsgaard and Isabelle Fuhrman. Art imitates true real-life horror as we learn yet another reason kids are terrifying… and honestly, might actually be 10 to 35 years old. We take a trip to Kim’s Village of Cups again and make a final decision on who is crowned the true Sarsgaard/Skarsgard… there can only be one. Most importantly, we’ll learn if Kim will live or die in Orpha...
Oct 23, 2019•2 hr 4 min
