We like to end the week strong with some nine news nuggets you need to know. Here's your Honorable Mention.
Honorable Mention, not supposed to mention. It's been an honor serving with you, A great and honorable most.
Is So today we're holding auditions to become the newest member of Honorable Mention. You may have heard this one in the newscast we were doing earlier in the week. A man in u Kaipa arrested on allegations that he and another guy stole eighty five koi fish from a restaurant pond. They were outside the Oak House restaurant in Yukaipa. Investigators said they looked at the security footage from the restaurant.
They were able to identify a vehicle and at least one of the guys involved, so that led them to forty two year old David Smith. They searched his house confirmed that his vehicle was the same one they saw on the security footage. They said five of the koifish were found. Five. They have no idea where the other eighty r If you've seen them, by the way, they'd love for you to call them.
I don't know what you would do with.
This you can eat KOI they're I mean they're carp But everything I looked up online when I saw this this morning said it's not good like it's not good eating. It's not a it's not a good fish. It's like a dirty catfish. Here's number nine.
At number nine, I did ninth place. If a cock's dirty nine times out of tennis, partner's dirty too. And I speak nine languages yet nine basically everybody at table nine, I feel ready to go another nine? And niner?
Did I get you a niner in there where you're calling from Milwaukie talkie?
Well, this is a nice story.
Japanese airport Yamagata Airport had to shut down this week because a black bear was roaming across the runway. The airport declared itself off limits to passengers for the day. Little bear a little about four feet tall. Well, I guess we're a bear that's pretty sizable. But spotted near the runway at about seven in the morning on Thursday, and that first sighting resulted in a delay of about an hour of four different flights before the animal came
back at about noon. This time it was actually running on the runway, so airport staff get into a car and chase the bear off of the runway. They closed the runway again. The bear was at large somewhere in the facility. Hunters were brought in to set up a trap. Police officers surrounded the airport to prevent the bear from escaping, and basically they said, we're in a stalemate now. They eventually did trap the bear and release him into the Japanese wild as they I don't know what the word
for wild is in Japan. Here's number eight.
Child his bold every eight second.
Listening to eight differentss has drown on about mission statements. This was a weird story. Bizarre crime caught on camera. Viral video showed a man with a swan in his hands running along Howard Beach in Queens. They came up this path here ran towards the street. A school teacher in Howard Beach lives nearby. Her daughter recorded the cell video that shows the stolen swan from the park being stuffed into a car. The teacher even captured the four
guys laughing as they spelled sped away. The teacher, Santiago said, I yelled at them. I was at rate, but I told them that they were gonna see me again. Santiago says she sees the swan sunbathing in her yard every day. She believed this swan was the parent to four signets and that they are protectively protected birds.
Federally protected.
New York State Department of Environmental Conservation says the mute swans are protected and therefore the swans and their eggs cannot be handled or harmed without authorization from the dec The community felt similarly. They got one hundred and fifty thousand views on this video. Investigators three or of the four suspects were apprehended. As the neighbors came together. Investigators went in the vehicle with their suits on, found all
kinds of swan feathers. At this point, I haven't said, they haven't said what actually happened to the bird though.
So here's number seven, the seventh son of the seventh son. We're on with seven days with a government sec seven seven seven years of college found to drain seven days.
This would be the hardest part about getting a tattoo. You've seen tattoos that are not cartoon characters or graphic representation of animals or something like that, but the really uber realistic tattoos someone's face, grandma, daughters and whatever. That would be very very hard because I would be afraid that the artist wasn't good at their craft. And in this case, the Internet comes to the rescue. A Cairo based tattoo artist, Thomas Tattoos, proved to be the latest
object of ink based ridicule. He posted a video to his Instagram account ink by Thomas this Cairo George, I believe and presented this latest piece that he had put together. It was supposed to be the picture of the person's daughter. The commenter said it looked a lot more like Gollum, or a demon or various animals from Ogre. Shrek was re listed as one of the things. One sarcastic user wrote on Instagram, beautiful tribute. Bro, I'm sorry you lost your dog. Here's number six.
I got six, You got six, she got six. Number six. There's six more weeks of later.
What you have a picture of me?
Or Rabbi and six drunk and longshomy. We just dig you in a nursing home closer to us.
I don't have to dive, take dash, drink another six track.
No, it's number six.
Distracted drivers for number six and number five, but number six is A distracted driver rear ended a patrol car at about sixty miles an hour. The deputy inside had to be put in the hospital, not life threatening injuries, but still had to be put in the hospital. The incident happened at about eleven o'clock at night in the
town of Darien in Wisconsin. Deputy on patrol traveling north at about sixty miles an hour, he noticed a vehicle rapidly approaching from behind, and despite attempting to accelerate, his vehicle was struck at a pretty high rate of speed. The driver of the car that hit him was a forty one year old woman. Admitted that she was distracted, not because of a phone, not because she was checking her pager. I don't know if anybody still does that. Not because she was using drugs or alcohol. She was
distracted by taco bell. Here's number five for five.
I have five rules five little monkey, this is the year five point five. Five would be a favorite. Loose five pounds immediately.
A guy in Minnesota was probably under the influence during a crash that seriously injured a construction worker on Highway sixty one. This however, was not It was not taco bell. This one was actually a controlled substance. They believed that this guy was high on mushrooms when he An off duty police officer had been driving right behind this guy and saw the whole thing, but he was swerving and weaving on the road, hit several traffic cones under a tunnel and then hit a scissor lift, then hit the
tunnel wall and rolled multiple times until it stopped. There was a construction worker on the scissor lift working on the lights, a twenty seven year old. He had to be taken on the hospital with life threatening injuries and that's he's still in the hospital, but he is doing better and is expected to survive. Okay, so this guy on magic mushrooms, do you know what his name is? Thirty four year old Patches magic Beans is the guy's legal given name.
That's amazing, Oh my god.
Patches magic Bean. That sounds like something that you would name your cat when you were four. Patches magic Beans speaking of here is number four or minute.
Is probably on his fourth tranquilizer by now, Commandment number four. This isn't the same world as he left four years ago.
If it doesn't come back?
Is it a boomerang?
Archaeologists say that they found a tool in a cave in Poland many years ago, a couple decades ago. This tool is believed to be about forty thousand years old, and archaeologist said it was fashioned from a mammoth tusk with an astonishing level of skill. They worked out from its shape that it would have flown when you threw it, but it would not come back to the user like a boomerang, that it was probably used in hunting, but
it might not have been used in hunting. They said it could have also had cultural or artistic value, used in some sort of a ritual of some kind. They said they used carbon radiocarbon dating of human and animal bones found at that same site, so they put it somewhere between thirty nine thousand and forty two thousand years old, and according to a University of Bologna in Italy, it is the oldest boomerang in the world and the only one of the world made of this shape and this
long to be found in Poland. They said it is an absolute perfect object with the knowledge that it could be used to hunt animals. They said it had been polished and carved, and they know enough about it based on the way it was made that they believe it was made by somebody who was right handed. Here's number three.
Three shall be the number count and the number of the counting shall be three. Fire were dead within three hours, three security clearance level three, all three of them three. I got all three of you guys, for the rest of your naturally born live. After that three days, they both start to stink.
A guy trying to get his dog out of a bathroom, I had to be rescued by firefighters. Their police called to uh Rockwell Park in Bristol, Connecticut for a burglary complaint. Told by parks employees that someone was in the chimney. Firefighters responded, got the guy out after having to remove parts of the chimney and the building. Caused several thousand dollars worth of damage. He wasn't injured. He wasn't injured, but he was arrested in charge with burglary, trespassing, and
criminal mischief. He said he got stuck near the flu of the chimney at Missus Rockwell's Pavilion, which is a building named after the beneficiary of the park. Locks on. The doors to the bathrooms are on new timers. They automatically lock at ten o'clock every night. It's not clear how the dog got stuck in the bathroom or how long the guy was actually in the chimney trying to
get his dog out. The doors can be opened from the inside after they're locked for the night, but the guy could not get in to get his dog, so he decided the chimney was the better option.
Here's number two. What's going on? You? Twos one two?
Two people?
There's two sons and no women who ringing dinging.
Scientists have really got to stop with these tiny drone stories. There are scientists in Hong Kong and China that have come up with tiny robots, each no larger than a speck of dust, that could be deployed to cure stubborn infected sinuses before you blow out the robots. Robots the dronesto into a tissue. Micro robots, they say, are a fraction of the width of a human hair, have been inserted successfully into animal sinuses in pre clinical trials and
then simply get sneezed or blown out. This is an expanding field of micro and nano robots for use in medicine.
What could go wrong? Here's number one. Weird number one. You're number one.
We're number one, Ben, That's all I decided to look out for number one?
Are you the number one? Row? Number one? Number one, number one.
There aren't awards given out for marketing and commercials. This year they gave out the con Lions Award Excellence in the Creative Industry. To an advertising campaign from New Zealand. It says, to fix our national pride, the solution is obvious herpes. The New Zealand Herpes Foundation launched a campaign to make the country quote the best place to have herpes. A former coach of the national rugby team for New Zealand said, it's embarrassingly low sheep to human ratio pies
that are pushing seven bucks. We need something new to be proud of, something to be brag and brave, to put us on the map. And then he wrote herpes in all caps on a chalkboard and writes it's time for New Zealand to become the best place in the world to have herpes.