Quick & Dirty Ep: 9
Answering an amazing question from a listener! So, we always complain about the worst zoo visitors.... So we answer, How can you be the best zoo visitor!? What are the do's and don'ts of zoo visits
Nov 27, 2018•31 min
Keeper Chat
Two zookeepers talk weird animals. Informative, irreverent, and sometimes funny. Learn about animals in a way you never have before, with all the dirty details from two people who aren't afraid to call animals out on their junk.
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36: Hartebeest
Hartebeest, it's like Benedict Cumberbatch on all fours.
Nov 20, 2018•47 min
Quick & Dirty Ep: 8
Wanting to become a keeper and are feeling stuck? Want some advice from two nimrods? Look no further. We don't claim to be experts on anything, but hey we have been there. Interview, resume, and overall keeper life advice.
Nov 13, 2018•42 min
35: Death's-Head Hawkmoth
You didn't ask for it but here it is anyway!!!! BUGS.
Nov 07, 2018•44 min
Quick & Dirty Ep: 7
We answer not one BUT TWO user submitted questions. Sorta. We kind of aren't qualified to answer one of them. Anyway, have you ever wanted to hear about poop? Cause boy do we have the ep for you.
Oct 30, 2018•41 min
34: Goblin Shark
It's creepy shark time! Who doesn't love some protrusible jaws??!!
Oct 23, 2018•53 min
33: Vampire Bat
The spook continues with those other flying things - vampire bats. They slurp blood, fine, that's cool. They fly, dope. They RUN!??? Bruh, that's terrifying.
Oct 16, 2018•1 hr 5 min
32: Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko
It's Spooktober. Let's talk about spooky animals - starting with the Satanic Leaf-Tailed Gecko. It's satanic in appearance only, while we are satanic in all ways.
Oct 09, 2018•1 hr 2 min
31: Desert Tortoise
D. TORT. Bowser jr sux. Desert Tortoise are cool - and ready for the apocolypse.
Oct 02, 2018•1 hr 13 min
30: Cuttlefish
Chameleon of the sea. Or are chameleons cuttlefish of the land? In any case cuttlefish are insanely smart and whose to say they aren't just stealing our credit scores as we speak?
Sep 26, 2018•57 min
29: Okapi
Okapi! Is it real? Is it a sweater your grandma knitted you? Is butt a potty word? Do we go on like 5 seperate tangents that don't have anything to do with anything? The answers will surprise you....
Sep 18, 2018•1 hr 8 min
Quick & Dirty Ep: 6
A QND about Current Events. But uploaded a week after the events were current. Okay, so sue me. We talk extinction, poaching, and murder-for-hire. It's a wild one.
Sep 17, 2018•26 min
28: Hyena
The patrons have spoken! Pseudo-Penis ahoy. Get ready for a hyena...and human biology lesson.
Sep 11, 2018•1 hr 16 min
27: Zoo pt. 2
Part 2 of our Zoo special.
Sep 04, 2018•1 hr 34 min
26: Zoo pt.1
We went for it. Why do Zebra when you can do ZOO! Ever wonder how to respond to people who are anti-zoo? Who think animals 'look' sad and haven't read a book since 1910? Well listen up! We tell you how. This is Part 1 of 2.
Sep 04, 2018•1 hr 7 min
25: Yapok
WE ARE SO CLOSE TO THE END. Here's a cryptid - the yapok. Seriously, had anyone ever heard of this thing before?
Aug 28, 2018•31 min
24: Xerus
Seriously? X? >:( Xerus - it's a squirrel. Patreon - it's happening.
Aug 21, 2018•45 min
23: Walrus
It took 23 episodes, but we made it, BACULUM. We talk about BONES in GENITALS. Walrus life. I thought they were horrible but they aren't!
Aug 07, 2018•54 min
22: Vulture
They eat poop, they barf, and they're bald, what's not to love?
Jul 31, 2018•1 hr 6 min
Quick & Dirty Ep: 5
*WARNING* To our animal care friends - we talk recent Audubon Zoo events and Harambe. We were asked from a non-zoo industry listener about our thoughts. Here's a hint - we get really angry - and it's not directed at the zoos. We talk insensitivity, how much people suck, and why the annual purge maybe isn't so bad. We also ask a listener's Would You Rather, and give a few shout-outs to some rad fans.
Jul 26, 2018•43 min
21: Urchin
I promise it's an actual animal. It has a mouth AND a butt. And almost nothing else. Meet Satan's pokemon, the urchin.
Jul 24, 2018•49 min
20: Tamandua
Who's our Blue Collar Boy? Our Middle Class Man? The tamandua of course, a tube with legs.
Jul 17, 2018•56 min
19: Saola
Talking about the Asian Unicorn before it goes extinct. Also it's Plastic Free July! Hellz yeah!
Jul 10, 2018•51 min
18: Red Panda
It's Giveaway time! Stick to the end to hear if you are the lucky/unlucky winner of the Keeper Chat Nightmare Prize Pack. In the meantime check out some red panda facts. Fact 1: they cute.
Jul 03, 2018•1 hr 12 min
17: Quokka
You asked for it, you got it. But tbh I didn't have much to choose from. Quokka the "happiest animal on earth" if you anthropomorphize animals by their face. Or just a big rat if you don't do that.
Jun 26, 2018•56 min
16: Poison Dart Frog
We're talking nature's tide pods, baby! The poison dart frog, he smol, he slime, he POISON.
Jun 21, 2018•1 hr 2 min
15: Oxpecker
Learn very little about a little birdy. Learn a bit more about Flora's complete lack of ability in communicating with live humans.
Jun 12, 2018•39 min
Quick & Dirty Ep: 4
Flora goes BAD cop, Fauna saves the day as GOOD cop. We answer a question from a listener: Any advice for interns?
Jun 08, 2018•31 min
14: Narwhal
Cocktail-weenie with a toothpick in it. Sea sausage. Tube boy. Unicorn. That's right, it's Narwhal time.
Jun 05, 2018•59 min
13: Moray Eel
Get ready to have your podcast pants blown off. Moray Eel are the Party City of the ocean.
May 29, 2018•56 min
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