Hi Weirdos!! Welcome to a very special episode-- our LISTENER DIVINATION READINGS! Consider this your supplemental learning materials for last week's episode "Homework for Witches" where we taught you all about different forms of divination! In this episode, we take what we've learned about divination through Tarot Cards, Oracle Cards, Rune Casting & Bibliomancy and we put it to work. YOU, our lovely and loyal listeners, sent in your very own personal questions hoping to get answers and dire...
Jun 04, 2024•58 min•Season 8Ep. 7
I can see your future, weirdos! And the future looks BRIGHT! Welcome to Keep It Weird, the podcast for all things strange and unusual, freaky and fabulous, wicked and wild and EVERYTHING in between! Everytime we get together we talk about something weird, and what is weirder than fortune telling?! This week's episode is very special, as we are learning all about DIVINATION! Divination is an extremely OLD practice because since the beginning of mankind we've all been very worried about what our f...
May 31, 2024•59 min•Season 8Ep. 6
RIP WEIRDOS! Welcome to Keep It Weird, the podcast for all things strange and unusual, terrific yet terrible, bogus and beautiful and everything in between! A couple times a month we get together to chat about something WEIRD and of course this week is no exception. We are going to be taking a trip into the past with a crazy story of reincarnation, storming into a television network to yell at them for creating another horrific reality tv show and visiting a foreign country on the other side of ...
May 17, 2024•1 hr 11 min
TW: foul language, religion, apocalyptic imagery I'm a loner, Weirdo. A rebel. And you are entering KEEP IT WEIRD: the podcast for all things strange & unusual. We get together every other week and chat about SOMETHING WEIRD and of course this week is no exception. We are SINGING OUR PRAISES, we are ALIGNING OUR CHAKRAS and we are SPEAKING IN TONGUES this episode is ALL about religion. Ashley starts us off with one of our favorite segments WHAT IF GOD WAS ONE OF US as we learn all about the ...
May 03, 2024•59 min•Season 8Ep. 4
Trigger Warnings: mental health disorders, death, incest Hi Weirdos! Welcome back to KEEP IT WEIRD - the podcast for all things strange and unusual, creepy yet casual, funky n' fresh and always a little silly. Every month we get together to talk about something WEIRD and this week is no exception. Ashley & Lauren have a lot of STUFF to talk about this week. Ancient stuff, creepy stuff, 'TOO MUCH' stuff. Lauren starts us off with one of our sponsored segments ANCIENT ARTIFACTS (with Addie Rif...
Apr 19, 2024•1 hr 1 min•Season 8Ep. 3
TW: child abuse, murder, sexual assault, poisoning, execution Hi Weirdos! Welcome back to Keep It Weird, the podcast for all things strange & unusual! As with our last episode, there is no video for this episode WOMP WOMP our bad but have no fear!! Videos will be back in episode 3. THIS WEEK HOWEVER, Episode 2 of Season 8, we are getting pretty dark. Usually we like to balance out the darkness with the light (as above, so below - praise Baphomet) but hey sometimes it doesn't work out that wa...
Apr 05, 2024•1 hr 2 min•Season 8Ep. 2
TW: death, overdose, missing persons, mental health, poisoning Hi Weirdos! Welcome to season 8 of Keep It Weird!! First off, lets just get the business end out of the way. There is NO video for this episode. We're taking it back to the old school. NOT by choice, we recorded episode 1 and 2 last weekend and our video files did NOT make it out alive. What, did you think this would go smoothly? Did you think we could just JUMP BACK IN to the show we've been doing for over 7 years and things would j...
Mar 22, 2024•1 hr 3 min•Season 8Ep. 1
Keep It Weird brings you the strange and unusual every Friday! We love the paranormal, supernatural and true crime, and you better believe we chat about it- but we also realized that every aspect of our lives here on Earth can get WEIRD!! We discuss sports, fashion, strange cities, our weird bodies, science, space, the ocean, and yes... even sex. Let your freak flag fly.
Mar 15, 2024•2 min
Hi Weirdos!! Did ya miss us?! We have officially been on hiatus since December of 2023 and it's time to dust off our denim and ge back in the saddle! This is just a little treat for you as we prep for SEASON 8 of our show which will be starting VERY soon (like next week soon) A couple hundred of you have already heard these clips because you are OFFICIAL WEIRDOS FOR LIFE and are members of our patreon. But for those of you who are NOT members of our patreon-- here is a sneak peek of what you've ...
Mar 15, 2024•57 min•Season 7Ep. 35
I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just ONE thing I need and it's YULE!! HO HO HO Merry Christmas and Blessed Yule to ALL the wonderful weirdos of the world. Here is your gift, it's our SEASON SEVEN FINALE! This episode is ALL about the reason for the season... which is apparently witchcraft. Joining us for this end of the year party is our resident green witch LAURA LAREAU!! (@leaves_and_lore) We're going to be discussing the story of the three wisemen (did you know they were PAGAN PRIE...
Dec 22, 2023•1 hr 34 min•Season 7Ep. 34
It’s a bright Hawaiian Christmas Day and we’re here to F*CK SH*T UP. Welcome Weirdos to our last REGULAR episode of the season! It’s time to get a little festive! This week we have FOUR gruesome, creepy, mind-bending, strange stories for you to feast your ears (and eyes!) on. Lauren starts us off with a beautiful vacation into a PARANORMAL PARADISE! She teaches us about the legend of Hawaii’s MOST HAUNTED HOUSE- The Kaimuki House- and the (Japanese??) ghost (cat??) that lives inside it Ashley sw...
Dec 15, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 7Ep. 33
Hi Weirdos! Welcome to another episode of KEEP IT WEIRD— the podcast for all things strange & unusual! Every week we get together to chat about all things WEIRD and this one is a bit of a doozy. We only have TWO segments for you today as they are a little bit more hefty than our usuals but don’t worry, we’re packing the same punch. Lauren goes first as she teaches us all about a 66 year old UNSOLVED MYSTERY known as THE BOY IN THE BOX! We learn about the discovery of the body, the autopsy re...
Dec 08, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 32
WOMEN & CHILDREN FIRST, Weirdos!! A new Titanic Conspiracy Theory is here, hot off the presses! Welcome to KEEP IT WEIRD, the podcast for all things strange & unusual and the BEST place to find fear and fun. This week we've got FOUR strange segments for you starting off strong with a WHERE IN THE WORLD (Is Keep It Weird Going?!) Lauren is taking us to bright and sunny.... Connecticut? Yep, that's what my notes say. We're going to Connecticut to check out the world's only (??) CHRISTIAN t...
Dec 01, 2023•1 hr 11 min•Season 7Ep. 31
Well git on there little weirdo! Welcome to THE RANCH!! It's spacious! It's cozy! It's FULL OF MONSTERS?! It's another week of KEEP IT WEIRD, the podcast for all things strange and unusual and this week we're home, home on the range! Lauren starts us off with some VERY COOL science news in a segment we like to call the MAGIC SCHOOL BUS! The bus often takes us down someone's throat or up someone's butt but today we are fortunate enough that we're just traveling into a petri dish. Scientists at th...
Nov 24, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 30
Well well well, guess who’s back on their BS Weirdos! We’re back and we’re very sorry for the brief hiatus- sometimes life just cocks it’s fist back and gives you a swift left hook to the jaw and knocks you on your ass and the thought of being silly (and especially talking about death) is inconceivable. But we appreciate how lovely and forgiving you always are when we have to miss a week, especially when it is unexpected. This week your girls have some GREAT segments for you starting off with a ...
Nov 17, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 29
HELLO BOILS & GHOULS & HAPPY HALLOWEEN!! To celebrate our absolute favorite time of year we are coming at you with a classic. It’s time to tell each other GHOST STORIES!! All of the stories you are about to hear are REAL! They happened to real people just like you; some of which are listeners, just like you!! So you never know when you’ll have a spooky tale of your own to submit… This week we have ghosts, psychics, shared dreams, creepy polaroids, haunted dorm rooms, mysterious strangers...
Oct 27, 2023•1 hr 25 min•Season 7Ep. 28
It's time for a graveyard smash, weirdos! Welcome to another creep-tastic episode of KEEP IT WEIRD- the podcast for all things strange, unusual and... classic? This week we're taking a trip back in time to chat about UNIVERSAL CLASSIC MONSTERS!! And.... one DC character, but we'll get to that. Ashley & Lauren are joined once again by our monster expert BILLY ROACH as we take a look at who created these monsters and why. Billy starts us off by covering FRANKENSTEIN; the fascinating details of...
Oct 20, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 7Ep. 27
Are you feelin' lucky, punks? Welcome to KEEP IT WEIRD, the podcast for all things strange and unusual, and it's our very first (somehow?) FRIDAY THE 13TH SPECIAL!! To celebrate another glorious week in October we are bringing you a very UNLUCKY episode to celebrate this very UNLUCKY day and it gets better; today we are joined by one of your all time favorite guests: JOE OCHS!! That's right, HANDSOME JOE has returned and now you even get to see his face! (If you are watching on YouTube.com) But ...
Oct 13, 2023•1 hr 26 min•Season 7Ep. 26
Happy October my fiendish friends!! Welcome to a special Halloween episode of KEEP IT WEIRD: The podcast for all things strange and unusual, haunted and harrowing and full of monsters and maniacs! This week is all about HAUNTED HOUSES!! They've been around since, well... since we've started living in houses! And that's because ghosts have been around since people started dying. And demons may have been around even longer. We have a VERY special guest on the show, LINDSEY BRISBINE! Lindsey is the...
Oct 06, 2023•1 hr 30 min•Season 7Ep. 25
Hello Weirdos, Beardos & Teardos alike! Welcome to our very first episode of THE WEIRD REPORT! The WEIRD REPORT is going to be our new $10 bonus episode every month and it's an audio version of what used to be our Newsletter! Each month we'll put out a Weird Report that features strange & unusual news stories, upcoming horror movie/tv/documentary/book announcements, true crime tales (& updates!) some random segments & every episode will end with some SCARY STORIES!! This week inc...
Sep 29, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 7Ep. 24
Just try and padlock this toe, I DARE YOU! Welcome weirdos to another episode of KEEP IT WEIRD- your go-to podcast for all things strange and unusual and this week is FULL OF BONES! Literally. Well, not literally. Lauren starts us off with some CURSED CROONERS & SPOOKY SONGS! This time she's covering what is known as the My Way Murders-- a string of at least 12 violent acts that took place during the singing of My Way by Frank Sinatra at karoake. Yeah, you read that right. Ashley swings in w...
Sep 22, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 23
Mirror Mirror on the Wall! Please don't show me a haunted doll! Welcome to another episode of KEEP IT WEIRD- your one stop shop for all things strange and unusual! This week we are answering the universe's most unusual question... what the f*ck is going on with mirrors?! What if you could replace all of your pill bottles full of anxiety and depression meds and just look into a mirror for a few minutes a day? What if you could see your past self and heal your trauma? What if you could travel to a...
Sep 15, 2023•1 hr 4 min•Season 7Ep. 22
Welcome Weirdos, one and all! Young and small! Step right up and test your PSI Strength! This is a very special episode of Keep It Weird, the podcast for all things strange and unusual– because we have the king and queen of the strange and unusual joining us this week! This episode feels like it’s been seven whole years in the making and it’s finally here. Synchronicities may have brought us together but our anti-hypnotism stance is what will keep us friends. This week Ashley and Lauren are join...
Sep 08, 2023•1 hr 19 min•Season 7Ep. 21
Hey Weirdos! Or should I say SEARDOS!? Production schedules got a little wonky here at the end of September and I didn't want to leave you without an episode this Friday-- THE FIRST OF SEPTEMBER! Which I think we can all officially, collectively agree is the EVE OF SPOOKY SEASON!! I decided to rerelease an episode of Keep It Seared from 2021 because relistening to it made me laugh out loud and also it's HIGH TIME we hear Handsome Joe's voice on this podcast! He's obviously had a very busy (and s...
Sep 01, 2023•32 min•Season 7Ep. 20
Scary up front but OK in the end! That's the accidental theme for this week's episode of KEEP IT WEIRD - The podcast for all things strange and unusual - and therefore our working title... But REAL Weirdos know the official title of this one... Hey, kids! If you're new here this is the show where Ashley & Lauren get together each week to talk about something WEIRD and this week had way too much body horror involved. We apologize to most of you but for some of you freaks: you're welcome? Ashl...
Aug 25, 2023•1 hr 15 min•Season 7Ep. 19
Rollin' down the street smokin' indo, sippin on bug juice. LAID BACK! With my mind on those clowns and those clowns on my mind. Right? Anyway, hello and welcome to another episode of KEEP IT WEIRD!! The podcast for all things strange and unusual. We are the luckiest gals alive because each week we get to sit down and gab about something WEIRD! We hope you're not turned off by the Trigger Warning at the beginning-- it seems like this episode is going to be VERY heavy but it's surprisingly tame......
Aug 18, 2023•1 hr 3 min•Season 7Ep. 18
The good guys dressed in black, remember that Weirdos! Welcome to another week of weird with your two favorite freaks! Each week we have the pleasure of hanging out and chatting about something WEIRD and it's the greatest honor to do it with YOU!! This week Ashley has an ENORMOUS alien update in a new segment we are calling ZED WE HAVE A BUG! Obviously you all know that congress just held a hearing about UAP and UAP disclosure but what you may not know is whats happening on the DL. Ashley checke...
Aug 11, 2023•1 hr 8 min•Season 7Ep. 17
All hail our sky daddies! Welcome to another episode of KEEP IT WEIRD - the podcast for all things strange and unusual-- and this week we are looking to the stars QUITE A BIT NOW AREN'T WE?! This week we have a new SPONSORED SEGMENT called ANCIENT ARTIFACTS with Addie Rife! For our first trip we're making our way to Egypt and Ashley is teaching us about King Tut, his very short reign, why he is so so famous and also what the hell he was doing with a DAGGER FROM SPACE?! Lauren takes us into anoth...
Jul 28, 2023•1 hr 2 min•Season 7Ep. 16
Hi Weirdos! Welcome to our very first FLASHBACK EPISODE!! We asked you what you thought our funniest moments were and in this episode we are bringing you TWELVE clips from past episodes that made you LOL Six and a half full seasons of episodes and hundreds of bonus episodes made it VERY difficult to narrow down but we just took our MOST REQUESTED moments and compiled them here, for your listening (and viewing) pleasure. From interrupting cats to getting lost on boats, spashal affax to WUTUHH and...
Jul 21, 2023•1 hr 6 min•Season 7Ep. 15
Knock Knock, Weirdos! If someone asks you "What is the scariest sound ever?" And your answer isn't a KNOCK ON A COFFIN then you are LYING Welcome to another WEEK of WEIRD with your ghostesses Ashley and Lauren! Each week we get together to share stories that are STRANGE and UNUSUAL and this week you'll have to meet us at the crossroads.... Ashley starts us off with an "I HAD A THOUGHT" where she discusses the difference between inner dialogue and channelling and how we should all be leaving offe...
Jun 30, 2023•1 hr 7 min•Season 7Ep. 14
