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Keep Canada Weird

Jordan Bonaparte / Curiouscastwww.nighttimepodcast.com
In Keep Canada Weird the Nighttime Podcast's host Jordan Bonaparte and his pal Handsome Aaron Airport seek out and explore the offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. New episodes are released weekly. Keep Canada Weird is a production of the Nighttime Podcast.
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Episodes

70 - June 11, 2023 - END OF DAYS CANADA : burping cows, apocalypse Manitoba, raining ducklings

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. Tonight your hosts stumble upon evidence that seems to suggest Canada is currently facing an END OF DAYS TYPE EXTINCION EVENT. They discuss; the Canadian scientists who are attempting to stop cow's from destroying our ozone layer an apocalyptic storm that ravaged Manitoba ducklings appear to be raining down from the heavens Series Links Keep Canada Weird Series: https://ww...

Jun 15, 202352 minEp. 70

69 - June 4, 2023 - remorseful cupcake burglar, TTC fireworks, don't steal from connect equipment or hug strangers

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. Tonight your hosts accidentally focus on a collection of dumb Canadian criminals. In this episode; We discuss Vancouver's remorseful cupcake burglar We dodge Fireworks on the TTC We explain why you shouldn't steal from connect equipment in Kitchener and then the Barrie police explain why we shouldn't hug strangers Series Links Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttim...

Jun 07, 202358 minEp. 69

68 - May 28, 2023 - an ugly mermaid, man births deer, a beaver attack, and a slow news day in London

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode your hosts; gawk at an ugly mermaid label the man who gave birth to a deer a hero worry about a beaver attack enjoy a slow news day in London, Ontario Series Links Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/keepcanadaweird Send a weird news ti...

Jun 01, 202357 minEp. 68

67 - May 21, 2023 - video rentals, a mass scratching, bear vs cyclist, and dumb Canadian criminals

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode your hosts; celebrate the tenacity of a Saskatchewan video rental store owner investigate a mass scratching in British Columbia hear the harrowing story of a bear vs a cyclist continue to cringe at dumb Canadian criminals Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Gro...

May 25, 202358 minEp. 67

66 - May 14, 2023 - Hot for teacher, ashes in the garden, Kaitlyn Braun, and landlord vs tenant's toy cars

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode your hosts double down on their commitment to KEEP CANADA WEIRD by discussing; who is and who isn’t HOT FOR TEACHER the ashes found in a garden Kaitlyn Braun the alleged doula duper a landlord vs tenants toy car dispute Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group...

May 18, 20231 hr 8 minEp. 66

65 - May 7, 2023 - a body in the woods, a cat in a box, a perverted AirBnb

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode your hosts find themselves curating a collection of DISTURBING DISCOVERIES that took place across Canada over the past few days; a Quebec forest a chinese cat in a box a perverted Airbnb Diesel the missing dog! Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https:/...

May 11, 202353 minEp. 65

64 - April 30, 2023 - Save Diesel, Moncton's wall of shame, Bill C-11, Saskatchewan is sensitive, more Canadian criminals

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode your hosts; discuss the search for Diesel the stolen dog express relief OUR faces aren't on Moncton's wall of shame react to the passing of Bill C-11 roll our eyes at Saskatchewan's online sensitivity hear two stories of dumb and disturbing Canadian criminals. Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Jo...

May 04, 202358 minEp. 64

63 - April 23, 2023 - the Toronto Airport heist, a burping bear, a shitty situation, and a snake attack

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode your hosts do our best to balance the majesty and absurdity that grips our great nation. They discuss; he 20 million ish dollar Toronto Airport heist the bear that drank 69 cans of pop an alberta man's very shitty situation a snake attack at the Edmonton zoo Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join...

Apr 26, 202348 minEp. 63

62 - April 16, 2023 - rum and butter bar madess, a man stuck in balls, taxis gone wild, and the world's largest rubber duck

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode your hosts unpack another surprising collection of Canadian fueled WTF. they discuss; recent rum and butter bar madness the Edmonton man who got stuck in a pile of balls two stories of taxis gone wild the world's largest rubber duck Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Dis...

Apr 19, 202356 minEp. 62

61 - April 10, 2023 - Dogs, and a bar in a Toronto police station

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode your hosts inexplicably focus on dogs. they discuss; an easter egg hunt for dogs a long distance relationship for dogs a bad toy for dogs an actual licensed bar in the police station for the same force who recently spent nearly a quarter million dollars making a podcast hardly anyone listened to Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.night...

Apr 13, 202351 minEp. 61

60 - April 2nd, 2023 - Tim Hortons hacked?, 'Oh Canada' fails, hi-tech grandparent scammers, and an owl

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode your hosts; defend themselves against accusations that our relationship with the Canadian government adds bias to our work discuss a recent 'Oh Canada' fail hear about technological advancements in the grandparent scam question the motive of the university of Waterloo professor who has hacked Tim Hortons roll up the rim campaign consider the latest shot bei...

Apr 06, 20231 hr 1 minEp. 60

59 - March 26th, 2023 - Exxxperience Regina, Premier Ford’s haircut mishap, and an Uber mystery

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode your hosts; leak their surprising connection to the Canadian Government discuss the city of Regina's sexually explicit marketing campaign weigh in on premier Ford's haircut mishap try to get to solve an UBER mystery Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https:/...

Mar 30, 202355 minEp. 59

58 - March 20th, 2023 - Racoon attack, skunk takeover, weaponized tim hortons, Avril Lavigne vs topless protester

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode your hosts; discuss the raising tension in the Canadian animal uprising as evidenced by the actions of a racoon, some skunks, and some turkeys choose sides in the matter of avril lavigne and the topless protester talk about Tim hortons and it’s genital burning tea. Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Jo...

Mar 23, 20231 hr 2 minEp. 58

57 - March 8th, 2023 - Tim Hortons BAIT AND SWITCH, a lazy Big Mac, a graveyard strike, and jeep + bakery = nails done

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode your hosts; hear from Scott who is one of the victims of Tim Horton’s cruel Bait and Switch stare dumbfounded a lazy Big Mac innovation two years in the making attend a graveyard strike and get their nails done after driving a jeep into a bakery Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada W...

Mar 14, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 57

56 - March 5th, 2023 - Cornerbrook's hottest man gets ugly, a snowy standoff at Tim Hortons, grandmothers fight back, and another deer attack

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode your hosts; serve as judges in Cornerbrook, Newfoundland’s ugly hottest man pagent discuss a snowy standoff at a Tim Hortons in Hamilton, Ontario rally grandmothers to fight back against scammers watch on helplessly as yet another shot is fired in the Canadian animal resistance Series Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-ca...

Mar 09, 202356 minEp. 56

55 - Feb 26, 2023 - a birthday party, a fired cop, gift cards, and a collection of dumb Canadian criminals

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode, which was recorded on the evening of Feb 26th, 2023... Aaron and I put on our toque's and walk out into the cold weird Canadian wind. We accept an invitation to a 111 year old's birthday party, we talk about a cop who lost his job, gift cards, and we breakdown a collection of the weirdest Canadian crimes last week had to offer. Links: Keep Canada Weir...

Mar 02, 20231 hr 8 minEp. 55

54 - Feb 19, 2023 - attack on Indigo/Chapters, Toronto's podcast police, distraction theft, HORROR IN GUELPH

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In tonight's episode, which was recorded on the evening of Feb 19th, 2023... Aaron and I foolishly stumble into the path of oncoming weird Canadian news. We discuss the attack on Indigo, Toronto's podcasting police force, distraction theft, and HORROR IN GUELPH Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Di...

Feb 22, 20231 hr 13 minEp. 54

53 - Feb 12, 2023 - tobogganing, Netflix account sharing, another moose attack, and the REDEMPTION of Aaron Airport

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, which was recorded on Feb 12th, 2023, your hosts tackle the stories refreshed and renewed. We discuss the future of tobogganing in Canada, Netflix password sharing, another moose attack, and the REDEMPTION of Handsome Aaron Airport. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Gro...

Feb 15, 20231 hr 7 minEp. 53

52 - Feb 5, 2023 - the trial of Aaron Airport, car vs. mall, groundhog and frozen pizza death, and a Canadian legend speaks

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, which was recorded on Feb 5th, 2023, your hosts find themselves at a bit of a crossroads… is this the end of Keep Canada Weird? We sit in on the trial of Aaron Airport, we keep score in a battle between a car and a mall, we mourn the death of a ground hog, and a Canadian legend speaks. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-...

Feb 08, 20231 hr 18 minEp. 52

51 - Jan 29, 2023 - Ninja vs. cookie factory, the second largest hockey stick?, and what are the deer/moose up to in Saskatchewan?

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, which was recorded on the evening of January 29th, 2023, your hosts find themselves up to their necks in Canadian weirdness We have the story of a Ninja who attacked a cookie factory in Ontario, we share an update on the world's largest hockey stick which for now resides in Duncan British Columbia, and then we ask the question "what are the deer and moose ...

Feb 01, 202356 minEp. 51

50 - Jan 22, 2023 - your ex-cockroach, baby shark, time theft, AI essays, and Canada's worst McDonalds

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode your hosts get in over their heads. It’s been a weird week! We have the new alcohol consumption guidelines, baby shark, naming cockroaches after people, time theft, A.I. powered essays, and some welcome news about Canada's WORST Mcdonalds. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussi...

Jan 25, 20231 hr 3 minEp. 50

49 - Jan 15, 2023 - goats, cows, a heroin store, and the Avatar guy

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode we discuss some fainting goats that have been running errands in BC, we share the latest updates to the cow siege in Quebec, we question the logic of the heroin store being opened in Vancouver, and we take a peek at Edmonton's Avatar guy. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussio...

Jan 19, 202359 minEp. 49

48 - Jan 8, 2023 - the butter tart bandit, bad birds, funeral homes, and weird Tim Horton customer requests

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, We join the hunt for the Butter tart Bandit of Windsor, Ontario, investigate two stories of bad birds, question the point of putting the fun in funeral, and weight in on some of Tim Horton's weirdest customer requests. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://ww...

Jan 12, 20231 hr 9 minEp. 48

47 - Jan 1, 2023 - Canada's 2022 in review (according to Google, Tim Hortons and P#@n Hub)

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, our New Year’s Day special, your hosts discuss Canada's 2022 Google search trends, a collection of unnecessary 911 calls, Tim Horton's 2022 statistics, and an analysis of what pornography Canadians preferred this year. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://ww...

Jan 05, 20231 hr 21 minEp. 47

46 - Dec 18, 2022 - porch pirate bait, a Lego tree, the nutcracker lady, and TONS of Santa

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, a Christmas special, your hosts discuss porch pirate baiting, a Lego tree, the nutcracker lady, and TONS of Santa. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/keepcanadaweird Send a weird news tip: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/contact Pr...

Dec 22, 202259 minEp. 46

45 - Dec 11, 2022 - Newfoundland’s bologna parade, Quebec’s cow siege, a bad dog and a bad bear

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, your hosts discuss a bad dog, a bad bear, a quebec town under siege, and a bologna parade in Newfoundland. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/keepcanadaweird Send a weird news tip: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/contact Provide fe...

Dec 15, 202257 minEp. 45

44 - Dec 4, 2022 - a working dog, a healer/dealer, a bad Santa, and a phone

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, your hosts further considers the man found dead in Moncton, learn of a working dog, Toronto's healer dealer, a bad Santa, and a phone. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/keepcanadaweird Send a weird news tip: https://www.nighttimepo...

Dec 08, 20221 hr 4 minEp. 44

43 - Nov 28, 2022 - two bad birds, two police f' ups, and a mall Santa

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, your hosts discuss two bad birds, two police f*&k ups, and a mall Santa. Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/keepcanadaweird Send a weird news tip: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/contact Provide feedback and comments on the epi...

Dec 01, 20221 hr 10 minEp. 43

42 - Nov 20, 2022 - Toronto roadkill, the Oakville teacher's breasts, a bad owl, and the end of the 'Brownies'

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, your hosts discuss piles of roadkill in Toronto, more of the Oakville Teacher's large breats, a very bad owl, and the end of the Brownies Links: Keep Canada Weird Series: https://www.nighttimepodcast.com/keep-canada-weird Join the Keep Canada Weird Discussion Group: https://www.facebook.com/groups/keepcanadaweird Send a weird news tip: https://www.nighttim...

Nov 24, 20221 hr 8 minEp. 42

41 - Nov 13, 2022 - a collection of weird Tim Hortons news stories

In Keep Canada Weird Jordan and his pal Aaron Airport typically seek out and explore offbeat Canadian news stories from the past week. In this episode, your hosts ignore the many weird and wonderful things that happened in Canada last week and instead look in horror at a collection of weird stories that had played out in Tim Horton's restaurants. The result is a discussion that will keep Tim Horton's share holders up at night and leave Justin Bieber seeking a new licensing agreement. Links: Keep...

Nov 17, 20221 hr 7 minEp. 41
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