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But what do these fucking haters have to say to me now. I'm in the final of the European cup? England I headed to Berlin. I'll see you all on Sunday. Nobody believed in Ga Fucking South gate. Well house wise to test the new by leader super supermarkets. They were of impressed. Then they noticed how easily it cleans and gets into all the nooks and cra. It gets into all not cra. And how quickly it dries the floor. They've drive the
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Huge news. Today, huge news. We got the euro 20 24 final. I've got Nbc news on constantly. I know I'm I'm a sort of rolling news jump here. III I'm not gonna make no apologies for it. No. Yeah. But today is a big day isn't this is a huge day for English football? You know, will the greatest escape be an at tune for the English football? Well it has been for the last 55 years this since we last 1 made... Major Trophy. Now I haven't got too many. I haven't got too many hopes resting on today.
I think that's a great thing of the being British, being English, it prepares you, for it prepares you for just the mediocrity, the whole situation. Yet prepares you for loss. It prepares you for disappointment. And just sort fairly saved afterwards was a book to but the cat on and everything him to gonna me okay. Look hair care. Yes, after a strong couple, were able to sit down and maybe done a cup of biscuits and you
know, there'll be another today. We'll reach another final that we're going to lose. Anyway, I'm I'm hopeful. I'm not ecstatic. I'm gonna enjoy today and whatever happens. You this till the role the news cycle once I get back to to to watch that. So adding to the the bulldog to watch the show. There's no there's no raw yacht on the station at, the radio show that I do. So it's be pretty busy.
That first up today, first order of the day, the housekeeping is on Friday's royal yacht show on station head, my name on this at Cape Collie. That we we trying to predict the final. We'd had another predicted game. Now, 2 weeks before that, we predicted the last 16 using coal cuts using ser ham, cheese, sausages and and my beloved really did a very good job of predicting, but would make it through to the last 16. On Friday, we predicted the final. And this is this is what we did.
We took a chorizo sausage on a fairly strong piece of thread, almost like a fishing I attached it to the end, of an old Wilson golf club. And and we did the same for a British bang on another golf club, and that was secured very firmly, British Bang on the end of a pis of thread, fishing line. Attached to another old golf clubs. So 2 golf clubs. 1 with a line with Chorizo, 1 with a line of a bang. And I'm gonna give you straight up at
the top of the show. I'm gonna give you a little insert clip, little recording of that. Just so you can really feel. Maybe if you want if anything's gonna warm you up. Anything's gonna warm you up for today's euro 20 24 final. It's my 2 dogs predicting. Now, do they go for the chorizo? Do they go for the Bang? They are the predictor, they the says in this, and gonna be dragging the bang as
and the trees. So along the floor and see and see which when they go for quickly and which 1 they go for will predict. I mean, in terms of the cosmos, This is the only way 1 can predict a supporting fine. I mean, people are could be using is years. Years hence. When it comes to placing bets. So can so you know what? We need to get our sausages out. We need to get our old oil sausages out. Attach them to a line and then just see what happens. That's what we did. That's
the whole thing. That's the whole ship shebang here on the Royal. So would it take you straight into that. And that's like the a big a big, big drum roll. When it comes to predicting the euro 20 24 final. So just take a deep breath, and then we're gonna straight into the clip the recording. Do they are or how secure they are on the line? This is the worrying thing. Guide. So can you just... Let's... Alright. Let's just I'm gonna mute by. So I've muted
myself, Kit... Let me just unmute... Can you unmute yourself? Alright. So Alright. So I've can't talk to me sure you can hear yourself. Alright. So I've I've muted my own line and I may need your help trying to get the the rods with the sausages attack... Attached upstairs. Because they're not really. Let's have a look here. Anybody who... Anybody who looked on the anybody who looked on the Instagram can see that the threads are very, very thin. So... The 2 sausages are hanging on the
line. Oh, 1 of the sausages are dropped off here. So that's that's that's not a good start. The sausage dropped off the line, so I'm gonna have to re attach it. So I'm gonna go upstairs So we have a clear run for the for the sausage game here. And The thing is a lot of people a lot of people are saying that the the gains unfair because you've got an older border collie. And you've got a younger cor. Well, they're probably about the same fitness levels.
I think the border collie even being like, 80 years old is probably even better. So let me just detach the sausage to the thread again. He just hold out a minute. My darling. Thank you. So Arthur said, I think the sausage is a little bit too weight for the for the thread line here. So that's the part of the problem that we have. I think Had, like, took it long. But the competitors are very interested in in the sausages. So let's just tie sausage back on the line here.
Be helpful if you could help... I know you don't like touching the sausage, but it would be very helpful if you could assist here. So we have the sausage back on the line even the cat's quite interested in the sausage. So what I'm going to... Take out and get ready, and I'll let them out when you're ready. Alright. So We've got the we've got the the rods, the lines of the sausage. The sausage fell off the line again. It's a it's a it's a flimsy piece of wine that's very meaty sausage. This is
the problem we're having here. Ladies and gentlemen. Naughty yacht has a sausage in hand. She's tying the thread around the sausage, and I think gonna make it more secure then my flimsy effort a second ago. So she's tying the sausage to the line and... Just the reason why you weren't just putting the sausage on the ground. Seeing which when they run to. No. That is a good it's a good idea. It's it's a logical idea, but I like the idea of fishing rod and 2
dogs chasing. Just seems right, and it's gonna cut a pumps. Well, probably will. Alright. So hold hold on to the... Now. You're not holding the sausage. The eat sausage. Alright. Well, they they will eat the sausage. So... Right now. Alright. So what we have here is is let me hold the sword. I think it may fall off the line again. If I'm not careful. Okay. Nor he's very frustrated by this. We have a cor I need to go and, like, tent them it's like it. Alright. So we're outside.
We're going out to the the place garden of of chap towers here. And I have 2 sausages on the line. I think we're gonna have George as Spain, Georgia, the older border collie, and Maggie going to be playing the part of England in our little in our little game here. So We have... Okay. So the the competitors are almost ready. I have the lines here. I placed them on the ground, and we're gonna be pulling the sausages along the ground here.
Let me see if I can take a quick a quick picture whilst we're Dogs. The dogs are about to be released here. The sausages is on the ground. They're about to be released. The the competitors are ready. They're tram at the bit here ready for this Ready for this competition. No. We're gonna see which 1... So George's Spain and Maggie, and Maggie is England. I thought there were different Oh, well, there we go. It's great. Thank you for explained the rules for me. Alright. Whichever gets first.
So, yes. At whichever one's england. Knows, though, no We're not cheating here. So alright. So the 1 eye here, the 1 eye is the chorizo. And the 7 iron is the is is the Bang, the British English bang. Alright. And it's amazing, Like, again, working with animals and children is never a good 1, and we're releasing the the dogs will be released in a second here. They're at the gate. Naughty Yacht is about to release them from the gate here.
And that it... We'd releasing the house, so to speak, George is ready, the black and white border collie, the tri colored cor, Maggie is also ready. The 1 eye z england. Here we go. So they're gonna be good. There we go. The the sausages are on the leash shirt. Now George just come And I'm pulling it around here. Maggie the Cor is not even interested. There's a meaty sausage on a line here, and she's not even interested. None of the dogs are interested.
George is going back inside, and it... It... Alright. So we're... We're trying a new challenge here. They're eating the other treat. And pulling the sausage along here. And we'll see, George's is coming back up again. The sausage is being pulled along both of them pulled along vigorously. And and and, George is chasing the sausage at at little light lightning speed here and still, we're not interested. Is is just sausage too old, Maggie? I think I think it's nobody can't be a tie.
So Maggie is going back downstairs again. Alright. Well, I'm pulling the I'm pulling the sausage. I think they're afraid of the golf club and the sausage here. Here we go. The sausage on the string. There we go. Look at that oh, there we go. I'm tempting them here. And testing them with a sausage. And George is chasing after the sausage here? Which 1 is it going to be? Which ones it going to be? Are you gonna... Are you You don't want this. Come on. It's a beautiful
beautiful bang. Alright. Well, we're going back into the basement and pulling the sausages downstairs. On the rods, trying to get the dogs interested again. And once again, failing miserably. 2 dogs... I'm chasing the dogs of a sausage. They're not chasing me. Sure, it shouldn't be that way around. And here, the sausage is going. Maggie tasted the sausage before. And I'm gonna tap kfc which 1 you get is gonna go the 1 iron. Or is it gonna be the 7 odd...
Oh, she took the sausage off off the 1 iron, and that was Spain. So it's gonna be a Spanish victory It's gonna be it's gonna be a Spanish victory tomorrow and Maggie The. Took the sausage oscar the 1 on. It was a chorizo. A little bit spicy. She's gonna be feeling the effects of that a little bit later than tonight, but let's have some barry can't swim here in the royal. So there we go. That was off wonderful sausage euro prediction game here on the Ro.
It turns out that Spain, is indeed the vectors. The chorizo was plucked off the line by the cor and and predicted that Spain's is gonna win to that. I mean, there's no great surprise. I mean, you don't have to be the most marvelous of to to predict that. So that's that we have, so we'll see what happens at the end of the day, and see who eventually comes out Victor and who comes out the Van.
Here on the royal yacht. So yeah, that was recorded from Friday's, Raw show, and At Keep come C on station head, 4 keep com cauliflower cheese, Of course. Anyway, before we hit the road jack, let's have a few very british problems, because I think gonna day like this. When you're incredibly super, you need some very British problems. So very British problems official. At a festival of climbing Everest. You can buy the new very British problems t shirt.
And I think you need this that as you as if you hit the summit of Everest. Similar thing them football they win today, they'll be heading the summit of Everest in terms of football. You need on your t shirt. I only popped out for milk. And you need this as well. The prediction mar fans gather around when the on toast, do you also have butter 89 and 89 percent. Yes. I 2 step guide to warning somebody not to hit their head. Number 1 wait. Until they've hit their head number 2 say, oh mine dad.
At this weather makes me want to have a pumpkin spice latte and hand goes decorations around that. The unbearable pressure of being told to put on whatever you warned on somebody else's television. The very British problems with gulf Number 1 saying, I think I filled the spot of rain. The second tl. Number you have to play for hours before you get to go to the bar through a bit stuffy. Of a golfers frown upon you and your friend shouting, woo every time you hit the ball in my mu experience.
Is a fantastic period for British small talk at moment. Did you did you see, you're watching the tennis for football rugby formula 1? When these finish you can swap in the Olympics. What about the weather looks like we had our summer? Politics general election chat if you want the small talk to get a bit heavier. Not that long after you can start joking about Same big Christmas. Have you made the pies? And this and this is just perfect for British optimism today. At least it can't get
any worse, It's not all bad. Might never happen. Supposed to be nice later. Too. Then I love the gender way British people completely change the country. Number 1. Ever got a tea. Number 2, put on a raincoat coat. Number 3 walked to a ram in a local hall and quietly cross a box on a scrap of paper. Get back home takeoff raincoat. Have another cup tea and biscuit to reward over doing something important, and then just wait I think I think we're just just about
ready for the euros now. We've had the euro sausage prediction game. We've had some very British, very, very English problems as well. But I don't think Scott's steer welsh and the Irish wanna be included in this right now. So I think we've we're we're almost... Do you think we're prepared? Yes. Yes. Yeah. Yeah. Why yeah. Yeah that. So So the excitement, you this sitting your favorite chair. You can't move. Remember those football superstition. You need to eat exactly what you've
eaten before. I think I'm gonna have the breakfast burrito, but that's what I had when they beat. Our loss at the chain when they went on penalty So I need to have a burrito again. I need to sit in the same sp. Listen, if you had old socks or odd shoes on that day, you need to wear odd socks and odd shoes yet again. You have Yeah. Great escape, self preservation society. This is this is being positive if your English is positive. I think at this time, we need these saint Day speech, don't we.
What he that wishes so, my cousin West Milan know my fair cousin. If we're mark to die, we will are now to do our country loss as if to live. The fewer men, the great share of honor, God will I pray thee. And not 1 man more by Joe. I'm not covered us for gold. Nor I cared off freed upon my cost it earns me. Not if men my garments wear such outward figs dwell my desires. But if be a sin to cover honor. I'm the most defending soul alive.
No faith my cause wish not a man from England, God's peace I will not lose such a great honor as 1 man more thinks would share from me. For the best hope I have. Oh. Do I not wish 1 more, rather pro it West milan through my host? That he have no stomach for the fight letting depart his passport Shall made and crowns for Convey put him in his purse. He will not die in his man's company that fears his fellowship to die with us. The day is called the feast of Crisp.
He that out this day and come safe home will stand a tip when the day is named and ra. At the name as Crisp. You shall live this day and sealed old age, were yearly on the vigil feast his neighbors tomorrow. Is saint. Then he'll strip his sleeve and show his scars and say these wounds I had on Saint day Old man forget. You shall forget. But he'll remember with those advantages what feat he did that day. Then shell our names, familiar in the mouth of household words, Harry the king,
Bedford and exeter. Warwick and Talbot Salisbury b Gloucester. Being their flowing cups freshly remembered the story shall be the good man teaches son and Crisp Crisp, Chen go by from this day to the ending of the world. We shall be remembered We feel we happy few. We band of brothers. For today, he sheds his blood with me. She'll be my brother. Is not so far this day, shall gentleness his condition and gentlemen, in England now a bad, shall infect themselves.
A curse they've not been here and hold their manhood cheap while any speaks it fought with us upon Saint Day. Stages and man I give you, the England Football team. And we shall see what will happen today see our predictions have come true. Thank you so much for listening to the program. You could listen to us. Let's keep calm color Cheese across Bon, Apple Music slack a breaker, I Radio Pandora, all of the above audible, Amazon Podcasts almost everywhere.
And I'll come to you again next week with over the southern news, or the celebratory renew. We'll see. But we'll move on. We'll move on whatever happens. From the parked football bus that we've had for the last couple of weeks here on the podcast. But anyway, find your favorite seat. Boil up the kettle. Make sure it's completely hot 175, get that reddish hue going, and maybe some soggy sandwiches maybe a good old crispy bacon sandwich. That sounds absolutely amazing.
Until next time, I give you to end a little bit of A chao. And I think this is a perfect finish for the podcast today, and I look forward to seeing you next time. Everybody loves your baby. We're all going England crazy. Alright. It's. Everybody We're all going crazy alright. It's alright. Here we go. The world is weighed. The giant sleeps a dream awake. 1 right, hope and pride. We'll do it. Get through it. You're on your knees. And you are praying the end of god and what might be.
You'll believe in it. Your breathing tears of joy, the nation Everybody loves and. We're all go in and crazy. Alright. That's alright. Alright. It's alright. 60000 and heart saw jump, 1 man, a shining in like 1 goal, a land united. Will do it. Get through peace and promise, hope and glory. You and me, side by side, all together, we will follow. And united the nation was great. Everybody. That's. It's it's it's It's Ar. And we've just been talking about s, Marjorie.
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