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It's so creamy smooth with a delicious rich subtle taste. So you don't lose the flavor of the vegetables. Even if you lose a salad. Heinz mayonnaise. It brings out the best in the best of salads. Wanna handle right? Junior to mean little kid. I'm still happy to be here with you. I know getting into trouble you see. I always getting smack. That's why I always get smack. Like, my mom said to me junior junior? Are you pulling that cat's tail? I
said, no, mommy. I get holding it the catch doing a pulling? A roast going. Oh looks pretty good. Oh, a little bit more on that side. Really. Oh. Want to hammer a rice going. Oh. Looks pretty good. Well, a little bit more and that's so much. Teens are having fuck, having locked rather. Farts so much. That the government uses him to fuel rocket engines. However, his family is not happy with him because he farts literally
every single minute. And his family has a hard time sleeping every day, so his dad thinks of an idea, connects a pipe to his bottom and leads the toxic farts straight outside the house. But the boy somehow still manages to parted his dad's face and sends him directly to the hospital. This incident forces his dad to divorce his mom. His sister starts to blame him for breaking the family apart. And even when he approaches his mom, she also ignore him now he is old
enough to join the school. On his first day, he tries to hold his part, but this doesn't end long and he releases the most toxic forever ever. Everyone quickly runs away from him, but only 1 boy stays with him. It turns out that the boy has no smell receptors which means he can't smell and is immune to any toxic heat waves. The 2 kids then become best friends because of their special powers because the make. It's a little meat marinade you a meat These breasts been large.
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Up to the nineties it's gonna be a hundred and a hundred degrees next week, and no respite for us. In the very, very near future. It's it's good to be back again. As is it's been sporadic additions of the podcast, I do have additions of my radio show royal yacht at Keep Collie on the station at radio app, I'll be giving a few snippets of that today just so you can indulge and enjoy and is all part of the cross marketing purpose.
Yeah. As I said on the on the previous podcast broadcast I'm sort of very ram shack at them and hair all over the place. Normally wanna I get a text from my hairdresser saying, chap you need to come in, you need to have your lock shawn like Samsung, but I haven't got any text, so I've haven't gone to the hairdresser in a long time, and I really do need to get the barn cut. Very very. I don't think it'll be until next Friday. So that's gonna be quite interesting to see how that
that turns out. I'm gonna be very, very much flops mo carbon taylor at that point, Curly well, and all of the others. And if you never listened to the podcast. These are sort of some of of things that we may or may not be talking about here. I grew up in an over praised American household coming to Britain was a shock. Gen z are being taught less an etiquette. Banker has settles over surge over botched leg
extension. Maybe it was a third leg. Japanese high school, hospitalized by 18 plus super spicy crisps. And Daniel Craig was sm hair club. Shark attack movie, tears and Paris mayor before the Olympics. At the top of the shop those today. Is there anything that you have or own that you're suspicious whether it works or not? Iv risk blatantly clear whether it actually works or you're it's not quite sure. So, you know, I've got an apple watch
meant to be fairly waterproof. So I take it into the shower. I have to test it out. I'm not doing any Deep sea scuba diving, so I have to test it ways it. And there's a button that you press that has a little drip. Droplet. And you know, that's meant to protect the watch when you go, sort of underwater and the shower. So shower a put little droplet
to icon on. And then afterwards, if you press the crown of the watch, it's meant to dispel the water, Now, I sometimes see a few bubbles coming out, but I just don't think the bloody thing works. And and this curious bidding the question out here, rhetoric, of course, Is there anything that you have bought that you just have suspicions that it doesn't actually work.
I mean, we have a we have a air duct an air grade, for the air conditioning that we only put in there because the people who did the air conditioning a few weeks are cut a massive hole. Now I wanted to put an old portrait that my ex girlfriend painted of me that looks very, very angry chap. And I'd forgot it that on the wall almost like, when you have a mirrored ceiling in the bed, I don't know if any of you have a mirrored ceiling in the benoit. But I wanted to put my painting on this.
I'm laying down the couch I just look up, and I see that very angry portrait me. Yeah. The air duct doesn't work. And I was always suspicious going back to watches because I had many watchers that, the know they said, oh, it's 50 meters waterproof. None of the watches water. They just let water in every time. To say this Apple watch doesn't know, mig rolex in. They don't they don't let water in.
I think but, you know, I was disappointed for all of my youth that I couldn't find a waterproof watch. So, yes, I want introduce the first clip. This was, a couple of Fridays ago on the royal yacht. And we like to do cape on the royal yacht on At ko Colleague on station head radio app. Do 3 shows a week, the 1 on the Friday's 10PM Uk times 03:00. In the afternoon. You can, like did it have a lot of fun. Lot of cape, a lot of antics. And for this particular show, I have very, very thick toe. So I
wanted to test out. I've been reading researching this new this new type of toe tonality clip finger nail clipper. It was a German nail clipper, lot thicker a lot wider. And I decided to cut My... Certainly my big tu live on air on the station head radio app, and this is what happened. 10, she can always change her mind Suppose. Which is entirely possible. But Jenny did mention at the, at the top of the show, nothing about tone tonality. Or toes. Well, it's it's almost and again.
It's almost like your it's almost like a chap Ou board. Where you mentioned something like this. And all of a sudden, something appears related 2 feet. Yeah. Something's related to feed. And the mystery sound there you can hear, answers on a postcard to chap towers or you can type it in the chat, whilst we continue with the triple t's because it's very low energy cape today.
And by the way, whoever's constantly putting up the stripper of pole there, you're gonna have some sort of repetitive strain injury, much like day me yesterday. If with the with the stripper of pole keep going up or the barber pole, whatever you want to call it. Very, very long. And the American nail clippers are not are not doing it anymore. I mean, I I have considered many things, maybe this. Yeah. That... That's 1 that's 1 idea that
I, that I had. But I mean I it could be a little bit it could be a little bit little bit painful doing that. And if you haven't got a steady hand, it could cause all sorts of U. Now the great thing also, and you know, I I do, I, I'm a little bit upset, obviously, that, Naughty yacht sick at the moment, but I can't hear her. Because normally, at this time, she'll probably be down here, sc me.
I'm saying, you know, all sorts of things to me during the course of during the course of the show, just sort of reigning me in more than anything else. You know, I can still hear us saying... Hey chap, can you make me another grilled cheese sandwich using shitty kraft slices? Love you. Yep. I mean, I can stay chap. I could still hear that going on. But, you know, I can Can sort of block things out a little, bit I can still block things out. What is that Darling?
What's that? Yeah. No. I can't to can't hear you very, very well. So there's things I can probably get away with today that I wouldn't be able to do normally. So as I said, my toenails is incredibly thick. At the moment. And Thought, well, what's the solution here? So I did a little bit of research, a little bit of a consumer research here? And I found these amazing. Well, I think they're amazing. I don't know yet until I try them out. I found these amazing German German ton clippers here you.
And ladies man pieces we're gonna have an unboxing of these Fuji Max. They don't sound German. German nail clippers live and on station head. So is very, very tight packaging here. It's just take out all what's a. Is a beautiful little metallic box here. I'm almost suspect a tip of the finger to be in here like at the horror movies. And here, It's an app... It's an aluminum box, and inside some German nail clippers. And they're very, very thick. I've read some of the reviews.
Are excellent reviews, customers like the ease of use of the appearance quality, the value of the nail clipper. They mentioned it's easy to use on fingernails and very thick toenails. Sleek design, well designed, some happy with the sharpest thickness and opening. Yes. I mean, they absolutely love this. So anyway, beautiful packaging lovely little pouch. I do love a little pouch. And I think these are gonna do the trick. So If I get that the bug is open.
Alright. There we go. So what I'm going to do and I I know t really does enjoy this when I do this. After the next after the next triple t song, I'm going to see, I'm gonna do a live consumer test, I'm gonna see if I and get my legs above my head, to get the tone right close to the microphone, and I'm gonna clip the the nelson this German nail clipper. I think it's gonna do a a marvelous job. I'm very, very much looking forward to it.
But right after the next triple t. So I have, I have I don't have the help of Naughty yacht. I may need some sort of leg sling to get my leg or my right leg above my head, so I can put it on the... Or, maybe I can just rest it on the on the desk here. It's a long time since I've had my legs above my head, not since boarding school in fact, if I remember. So, let me just, I gotta take Well I'm gonna keep keep the old hands on here, and I'm gonna to lift my leg up.
I think we need a little bit of music here some sort of dramatic music to just help us along the way. Okay. So Let me just turn this down a little bit. I'm gonna get my... Oh, I'm gonna ruin the equipment here. I'm gonna get my these are really good clippers here. I'm gonna get my foot right up onto the desk here, and I'm gonna go with the the biggest toe. These have been pre salt. So the biggest toe on the big toe here Oh, these are bloody marvelous. It's like a knife fruit butter, I tell it.
Oh, there we go. Alright. That's a big toe. So the big toe on the left foot the nail, I was gonna say it's been removed, not the actual toe, but the the the tone has being clipped off. And as I said, it was like a knife through butter. I'm also gonna try, at the same time, I'm gonna do the right toe, the big toe as well. These are the clippers. There we go. And I'm gonna just clip the... Got the The right toe, there a little bit of so earlier. Oh, they're very very, very sharp.
This is why I could really do with Naughty yacht help. I'm nearly halfway done here. I mean, normally, I would need the chainsaw on these. But today, were these were these German made nail clippers. I mean it's just a off like a it like a cat's whisk is so easy. So easy. Ladies and gentlemen, a gift to you. German made nail clippers, like a knife through proverbial butter, On the royal. Right after the 18 12, get back to the trouble t, Shall. So there we go. I like to do odd things on air.
That you've listened to this podcast broadcaster before we've done many many weird things on air, but also on the radio show at keep Collie. The raw yacht on station header radio app. We'll get into something else very, very soon as well. Because everybody knows my my love, a very, very spicy food, Indian foods, especially the vendor alone. And last week, on the radio show, I decided that I'm gonna try to have a really spicy curry.
And see if it can prevent my possible Covid at that point in time for getting any worse. Now, I'm not like Rogue. I'm not trying to promote sort of Indian food being the cure all and everything But I I decided I wanted to try Indian spicy hot. So I called up the local Indian restaurant, and this was off the show last Friday a couple of Fridays ago. And here we go this. So I speaking of Lady I was trying to get a sense of the
how hot is indeed the Indian hot. Who you recommend that I go for the, I go for the Indian hot. Said you can eat 5. So you are telling that And looks like you is in 25 or, I I'm I'm not sure more than that? And and if I go for, like, the mint chu. Then then that's... We have many Chinese. If you want ones, if you can ask for me certain needs, you can write down the note. But if you want this 1, you have to, go to the order and then place the submit that.
Okay. Okay. So III I'm gonna order the, Vin 5 hot, and and I'll also order the the mint chat need to go with that as well. Hopefully, that'll cure my cold. You order online? Yeah. I'll go online and order that. Yes. But thank thank you very much for your advisers this afternoon. I appreciate it. Bye bye. Bye bye. Yes. So sorry but Trying order my Indian food and that the song ended, and there we go. So This afternoon, I am going to order the the indian hot.
And and let's and let's see what... What happens with that. She she recommended that I probably go for the 3 or 4. I said the 5, she suggested that I I have mint chap in a glass of milk with it. So I'm gonna go full Vin and and go for Indian hot 5, and then just see if that cures or helps me with with the melody that I'm suffering right now. This is Colombia. There's a couple by lava la rue here in Royal yacht at 7 minutes past the top of the hour.
And thank you very much for everybody joining the joining the show today. The Indian food has arrived, Either, taken a picture that I will post up on their Instagram later. I do the receipt that says number 1 hot that is the Indian hot. So I will be having a taste of this, Indian hot vin lou, very very soon. They've also written a number 1 on the top of the... So anyway, I think they're giving me a warning here that maybe I probably shouldn't devour this, but I am going to.
Thanks very much, Jen. I I feel fine at the moment, but I'm not gonna do the show on Sunday because I I think I'm moving down that avenue. But certainly not as bad as Naughty yacht, who is pretty sick, But I've been taking a lot of turmeric as well. The smoothie is going to arrive soon my darling, but I'm gonna have a taste of this indian hot. I've never... I don't think I've had Indian hot in America for. I've had it in London. I've had it in my hometown,
and it's pretty fiery. So we'll have a taste of that and see what happens next. But that's off Tara. Zed wall. Tara Royal. Just after 10 minutes off the top of the hour. And so I'm hoping this Vin will be the Eli that I require. Now, taking the lid off, there was a a little bit of spill, and yeah. Is got it's got some fire in there. Let me just put it that way. It's gone. It has got some fire. Zone. I'm gonna go over to the, here we go. You don't need to see me.
There's a lot of things going on here. The the ton clipping have been removed. So I'm just gonna, you know, record this on Instagram. Yes. Here we go. At the Royal going on there. And this is the this is a Vin, A little bit of spill there. I know. It's a messy desk. I apologize. But I'm going to, I'm gonna take a taste of this. So there's a little spoon and gonna take a taste of this. It's Indian hot from smoky hill indian. And I'm gonna take a little bit of a taste.
They want too much spill. I don't want the dog flicking it up. Alright. So I got... It is spicy. It is very, very spicy. It feels very good on a on a slightly sore throat though. So I have a little bit more. Chicken Vin. So this 1 more taste. Alright. Yeah. You know what? It does... It it kicks in it kicks in a little bit later. Right? Maybe a couple of seconds later. He's got some fire to it. It's very flavorful when I can feel it on the throat,
and it feels good. So I'll let you know how I feel after the after the indian hot loop. I may need to go and get some cucumber, maybe a glass of milk maybe a light chat of some sort just to get through this. But very delicious, and I will continue eating this a little bit later. Lock party. So I didn't feel the effects of the Covid this week. Now I'm just knocking on wood here. And it may have been happening at the really spicy duluth. It was it was spicy, but so flavorful at the same time.
And, yeah, as I, I've I'm mean testing negative 3 times I'm not gonna do the rogue there, but, you know, maybe we need to try the ending indian food when we get sick spices. Okay. I think on the first podcast ever did, keep coming ko her cheese, we had vent. And we had a vin song. So we're going full circle here. But The history of the Standard island land of going cuisine derived from the Portuguese Khan V, D. Meat and wine and garlic marinade literally meat of wine of garlic.
Is a dish of meat usually pork marinade vinegar and garlic the basic structure of the Portuguese discs through the Portuguese sailors preserved raw ingredients packed in wooden barrels. Of alternate layers of pork and garlic and soaked in red wine This is adapted by local gh cooks with the substitution of palm vinegar for the red wine in addition to spices it evolved into a localize localized and easy to produce dish.
The British version of Calls for the meat to be marinade and vinegar sugar fresh spices, then cook with more. I like the potato in the. As I know a lot of people don't like the potato that I like tate in the mineral. Anyway, that's it. So we had German ton clip is cutting my very, very thick. Ran toenails. Now, those clipping didn't fall into the Vendor. Just wanted to let you know that. And then I had Indian spice Fend trying to cure my Covid and Well, I don't know.
I'm I'm still okay. I'm still feeling fine. But that was the s that was a cauldron of the podcast. As a cold and a keep common color of our cheese. So coming up next, we do have a a poem. But wanna say, thank you very much for listening. Thank give your patience. I said these have been a little bit more irregular of late. But we try to do 2 week Sometimes it's 1. Sometimes it's none. As I said, last week wasn't feeling the greatest. So indulge enjoy these and there's a whole bat
catalog, nearly up to 400. Worried, like, 3 85 3 90, I can't remember. But many, many additions to listen to at england listen to replay of the radio shows well, station head, Roy at Cape Collie, you just had to go in, and long as you have an Apple, premium subscription or Spotify, you can listen to the music, and then listen to the shows as me ra in between records. But, yes, if you like this podcast, subscribe on Spotify Apple, we don't have the musical poor edition more sadly.
Anybody's been away and come back. But Slack a breaker I hot radio, Pandora, you can listen on audible, Amazon Podcast, Google Podcast anywhere in fact. Coming up next though, we do have a summary poem. This is 1 of my favorite English post John. Whatever will rhyme with some of the only as plumber and drama, why the clever bard would find it quite hard to connect with summer or plumber. My mind's getting glamour and glamour. Who hooray. There's a word besides drama.
Oh, I think of some, the prep and come with the Rhymes will get ram and rama. R if the bees, ham, its hammer, and the b show us signs of summer Also the holiday ba, though, porter gums labels, and whenever he gums, he's a gum, The c go and corner he goes to the hot days of summer, and he cooks every day till you plead and you pray that his voice will get dumb. And. That's it for another week of the podcast. Lovely again to be back.
Please listen next week. I'm sure there'll be a couple of game blew modern patience trying epi and all, but love doing the podcast and put them together And give you some highlights of the radio show as well. I hope you have a lovely time. Hopefully it's not too hot. It's steaming here. I was gonna say go and take a culture, but I think I need a hot 1 freezing, It says a a weird thing about air conditioning. Is it 90 degrees outside, but it feels like the winter inside.
Anyway, have a good week, I'll talk to you very soon. C. I do appreciate the all finer things in life. So I decide that the luck this season. And kicking sauce colors is such an inspiration to me. More important exhale kid soft bathroom tissue is so soft. What more good girl ask for, but here's the bonus. The extra pennies I see. Help me afford the obvious luxury. No reads in my god. D kitten soft bathroom tissue. Excellent value from. Just try 1. If you don't like it
easy to. U, nicotine, I'd better move fast. Game Don't managed is it hard about smoking Or was it easy like nico nicotine says? You no good win bag to nicotine. No no a superman. Leave me 1. Please, I mean 1. That's how hard it is, that's why I never say yes to a cigarette. Happiness is a cigar called hamlet, the mile cigar. When I prepare a really special salad I like to make sure everything's right. The fresh salad vegetables, and of course, the paste resistance, hines, mayonnaise.
It's so creamy smooth with a delicious rich, subtle taste. So you don't lose the flavor of the vegetables, even if you lose the salad. Heinz mayonnaise. It brings out the best in the best of salads. Wanna handle the right? Junior to mean little kid. I'm still happy to be here with you. I always getting into trouble you see. I always getting smack. That's why I always get smack. Like, my mom said to me junior junior? Are you pulling that catch tail?
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fuel rocket engines. However, his family is not happy with him because he farts literally every single minute, and is family has a hard time sleeping every day, so his dad thinks of an idea. Connects a pipe to his bottom and leads the toxic farts straight outside the house. But the boy somehow still manages to fart at his dad's face and sends
him directly to the hospital. This incident forces his dad to divorce his mom his sister starts to blame him for breaking the family apart and even when he approaches his mom, she also ignore him now he is old enough to join the school. On his first day, he tries to hold his fart, but this doesn't end long and he releases the most toxic far whatever ever, everyone quickly runs away from him, but only 1 boy stays
with him. It turns out that the boy has no smell receptors, which means he can't smell and is immune to any toxic heat waves. The 2 kids then become best friends because of their special powers because the meat made It's a little meat. You need These breasts can large. Wouldn't like to say, Madam. That's why moms go twice. It's a cr sparkling wine. Hold again. Oh, it's a greek wine. It's it's actually cr. Is there a question channel only. So if I go into a bar and say
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