Tuesday-4-22-2025

Tuesday edition coming up on the show. I was wrong. I was wrong.

That's one of the you know, that's one of the things on the show that we're able to admit when we're wrong. I said that David Hogg had nowhere, shouldn't be anywhere near the uh, you know, the practice of politics on a national scale.

He's not ready for prime time.

But then I saw it in action, and I realized what an absolute gift this dude is to Trump and Republicans in general. I mean, I thought, do you remember that one of the first AOC interviews where they asked her about like Israel and and she's like, oh, well, I favor a two state solution. In this show, I mean, she was five minutes into this thing and then the softest follow up question was like can you expound on that? And she just she absolutely sputtered.

Man.

She had the total inability to actually answer the question, and she's just, well, I'm not the expert on this thing. It starts giggling, and the reporter is across the way from her, simultaneously irritated.

And also.

She's simultaneously irritated from a reporter perspective, but you can tell from probably being a moon bat too. She realizes that she'll probably be criticized for exposing how stupid AOC was. This is pre the garbage disposal demon. Okay, just so we understand, and now I will say she has evolved, and I don't know if it's through memorization or what. You don't see her get picked out like that as

It's not that he.

Doesn't know his stuff, it's just not He's not usually an attack dog, which is what some people criticized him for when he was head of the r n C.

Was just embarrassing. It was so bad.

It was just he had all the facts wrong. Anyway, we'll get into that so more. David Hogg, as much as I don't want to watch it, Ross doesn't want to dub it. It's it's a thing of beauty, man, but the opposite of beauty. The part where it's it's it's really like a car wreck you're watching. So we will get to that coming up here on the show. Also, Hillary has some thoughts and speaking of thoughts, three words, hobo, fentanyl. Thunderdome is thunderdome one word. I think it is one word.

Baby.

Do you think they can put you know, the pope's outfits? Can we add red white and blue to it? Would that be too much? I don't know the rules, but that would be amazing, like an evil canievil? You know color scheme of the pope? Right, so when he rolls out, he's wearing the big hat, the whole thing just boom, red, right and blue. I'm not look, I don't We don't have to put a ball to eagle on it. That would be too much. That would be over the top.

They hadn't burned that one yet.

And so everyone's like, all right, something's gotta happen.

This guy, We got him dead to rights. He's on there.

The Hennipon County prosecutor, who is one of the George Soros prosecutors, has decided he's not going to face charges.

And I'll explain why. And it's wildly.

Unusual, and also it raises some bigger questions because the dude is a state employee, and most of these vandalizing has taken place at like two in the afternoon, which means he likely probably has a work from home thing a lot of Minneapols Minnesota state employees do, and so he's using his work from home time taxpayers pay to go out and then ndalyized taxpayers cars, six of them, not one, not accidentally, six of the damn things. And the details of this I was just reading this morning,

From the jump.

So we will we'll chat about that, but right now it is six point fifteen. Will take a break, be right.

Back that entire segment. I'm like, where is that ho I'm coming from?

It was coming from It was coming literally from a loose connection on my my cable.

So like as soon as that segment started, I'm like looking around the studio, like, where is it coming from? I'm pushing but in someone unplugged his producer night completely. I can't even follow my arm hearing is that hum?

It would be easier if it just literally shut off. I don't know why. I don't know why that is.

But because you know with that, you're like, oh, well, clearly, like the power units broke on the thing, or that pots broke, like he when you have a hum, now you got to go through the whole system and figure it out. But uh, luckily it was literally the first thing we figured out. So ah, and then trying to

But a hum the whole time.

Just I kind of feel like that's sort of how my son like hears noises because of his house hearing is, oh yeah, because he hears everything like super loud. Like I told you, We'll be sitting on the couch and he'll just say we'll be playing. He'll go firetruck. What are you talking about? Like five minutes later, the fire truck goes by. Yeah, here's it from that far away, and you know what, it bugs the crap out of them.

Yeah yeah, that's uh yeah, just uh, especially in that case because it's initially he goes fire truck and you're looking at.

Him like you do you want a fire truck? You know.

Now I've come to the point where I don't even like second guess. I'm like, all right, okay, wait for the fire truck. Now, yeah, all right, fire truck had coming. That's the thing. Man, like a microwave or a dryer going off sounds like a bomb going off in his head.

Dude, I hate a little alarm. I hate little alarm noises.

By the way, I'm not claiming I'm on the spectrum or anything like, I just get it. Like how many times now you're trained to if he's home, to not let the thing beep?

Right?

Uh, we don't let anything beat, But you're constantly walking on an eggshells microwaves, dryers, knocking on doors?

Is it OCD? Is it OCD? That I'll never let my microwave get to the end.

I think a lot of people are like that. Okay, you sort of feel like you're like disarming a bomb, Like I'm gonna open that.

Yeah, I don't need three beeps. I'm standing right here, so I can just push the little door open button when there's two seconds left.

We're fine.

So like I feel, I feel as though I've been defeated if I let the microwave beep and I get annoyed, I have to like run into another room while I'm just doing it, and I hear beep, beep, beep. You know, there's three long tones at the end. I feel like I've lost the war with the microwave. And that's not a rational thing for an adult.

You know.

It's really like the latest sound that really upsets him is like a like a soda can opening. And so if we're out places like at the Naturally and a museum downtown, we're at the cafeteria area, and so he opens a soda can. It's so bad.

Is there any sounds that he likes?

Yeah, certain songs and repeat over and over and over again.

But where tweets set myself up for that, I did not mean songs no melodic.

I'm just like yeah, like, uh, I like the sound of rain.

Oh I love the rain.

Okay, that doesn't bother him, does it? No?

But recently he'll be sitting there on Hugo birds. Yeah, the birds will be outside of go birds. Yeah, because like it's unexpected sounds. So if we're at we'd see and somebody opens the soda can. Correct, Yeah, dude, Marky and I just drop our food and we look at each other and look at him, like, how is this gonna go? Because he can turn into the Hulk because of a soda can and it's not somebody else's fault. They're just opening a soda can, right, But he's learning

So it's it's the instance sounds.

I guess it would be the way to unpredictable sounds that come out of nowhere. But also there's they're louder for him, so it sounds like a bomb going off in his head. Imagine that you're just sitting there all of a sudden boh, you know what I mean, Like it's it's terrifying for him.

So so, but like rain or something where it's continuous, it's background and maybe louder for him.

I just I wonder about those things.

With I mean, we do too. We've been around it for thirteen years from.

Yeah, yeah, you're you're you're the best source that I uh that I know there so and I I would hate that for him if he can't find any soothing side of it. But I forgot about the music thing anyway. That hum That's how I felt. Yeah, yeah, okay, well no more hum. Right, sounds good. We're good to go. Okay, Oh, replace that mic cable maybe after the show or figure something out. All right, let me uh, let me get back to this insanity. So this guy, this guy, his

It is dang it.

I don't need ninety seven pop ups. How how did every news website decide to make their site.

It's so much worse.

Than brown on on like an iPhone or something like. You've made your websites completely non functional in a mobile environment and almost in a damn near in a browser environment. So whatever, All right, So this guy's name is Dylan Brian Adams. He's thirty three as a state employee's he works for human services, but he works on the financial side, budgetary. Obviously, human services is one of their largest expenditures up there, and he likes.

To vandalize Tesla's.

Recently, Minneapolis police had been investigating six different incidents of vandalism to Tesla's pretty standard, as much I hate to

That's what baffles me. But that now I realized what it was.

The guy didn't care because he knew that even if he got busted doing it, he wasn't he wasn't to face any consequences. Really, there's some minor ones I'll tell you about, but he did this. Ross was just telling me he was watching Unsolved Mysteries yesterday and he knew that he knew the whereabouts of the person they were looking for, and he didn't even call for it.

Was so great. Yeah, obviously it's an old Robert Stack episode. We like, where does that stream, by the way, Netflix?

Oh, okay, all right.

So it was like an episode from I don't know eighty six, eighty seven, eighty eight or something, and there's all these stories, you know, miss missing woman and you know, a crime here, and then they start a new segment and it's about some guy that went missing and they're looking for him and uh, you know, he's known in the Boston area for kind of being like a crime guy.

I told you, yeah, dude, the absolute stones on that, dude. He wasn't just living in California. He was living in Santa Monica on literally the frontage street for the beach were muscle beaches from Santa Monica, although now it's a hobo camp, so things have changed and so like so there are there could not be a busier part of that city of just when you walk outside of your apartment building, the number of.

People that would be there, it's insane. I remember going on.

It wasn't like he was hiding in like.

Like, no, he wasn't up in the hills, up in Thousand Oaks or by somewhere said or something. He's standing in one of the busy because it used to be. Not anymore because it's Hoboland, but it used to be. If somebody went to Los Angeles, you'd go down, you go to Santa Monica. They you know, you you've seen, I'm sure in a thousand movies the the fair thing with the rides and everything on your outside.

It's yeah, or and.

It has that arch over the top of it, like you see it with like Forrest Gump when he's running over there. I mean, it's super famous. So you go do that and then you go over to the beach front there and you know, you walk and they have all the shops and there's buskers and vendors and a

Yeah, it was like a long time. Yeah, I wasn't hiding out like a cabin like Walter White or something like.

Right, right, he's a unibomber.

He is not so, but yeah, you should have called the eight hundred number just to I wonder if that eight hundred number still is active?

Oh I know, do you know what I'm saying?

Like no, no, and I'm serious about this, like that eight hundred like because they if there's still air in episodes, a lot of those things are not solved, you know what I mean, They're not all solved. So what wouldn't it be a tragedy if somebody's watching a classic unsolved mystery on there and all of a sudden they're.

Like, I know that girl?

Yeah, I mean, why do I know that girl? They do have the newer version of Unsolved Mysteries that doesn't have a narrator, and it's yeah.

But you've got to be like you have to still have one dude who mans that age.

But I'm saying, so the new episodes definitely have a number you can call or whatever. I think if you know, like you know, hey, I can crack the case. So I don't know if it's the same number as.

It right, no, no, no, no, but here, but I I yeah, So if it's not, I'm just saying I agree with you. But I'm saying not if you watch it on Netflix or they may have updated, like if you go to YouTube you can see old clips, that would be a tragedy. If that number just now it's a sex line. You know how horrible would that be?

Right?

You're let oh, I found the dead body and you called me.

You're like, what baby? Are you alone? Yeah, it'd be horrific.

All right.

I guess we're not solving that mystery. For it's like tell us, tell us, your tell us, what you know?

Just nine to ninety nine a minute. Do those things still exist? They can't still exist?

I mean they digitally. I understand that that that stuff exists. If you get a pop up ad sometimes that's you.

Probably call the number and it goes to some only fans of live feed and she picks up the number while on the live stream.

Yeah, it's like I can't see that. I can't see nothing. How is this still a thing? All right? So there you go. That just went in a weird direction.

All right, let me get back to this this dirtbag here, excuse me, alleged dirt bag. It just showed, dude, I'm telling you, Minneapolis, by the time I would leaving what thirteen years ago or whatever it's been, was going the way of the Dodo man. It was always the progressive side of things. Saint Paul was like the ying and the yang with Minneapolis.

Saint Paul was. It was a lot of more conservative folks older. You know.

They had a mayor in my lifetime who was a Republican. His name was Norm Coleman. Eventually he ran to the Senate and then got cheated with Mark Elias and Al.

Franken and and it kind of everyone was okay.

With that, Right, you're gonna have more of the hip, trendy new restaurants, a little more woke stuff happened in Minneapolis. Saint Paul is going to be a little more traditional, and they got good restaurants too, and so like you could coexist there and everyone, but like a purge had begun there, and it was because Minneapolis had become the the dumping every small town in Minnesota, Wisconsin, Iowa the dako if you were, if you were if you were gay,

I don't know if you.

If you've heard of her, you probably have, yes, And this is one of the Soros Soros people. So imagine they catch this dude. He's a state employees and he's a He's a guy who the governor knows who is now pretending he doesn't know who's just randomly in the middle of the day vandalizing people's tesla's and the Hennepin County Attorney's office decides, well, we're not going to do

To charge you.

So basically he will have and whatever the number of years is, he'll have the number of years when he can't go out, and likely it'll say do the same crime. This is how soft They aren't criminals up there, and he will have to pay restitution. But I think he gets a crap ton of time to do it and then that's it. And so what does that tell people if you don't have a big criminal record, which I guess the guy doesn't. Of he's got some traffic stuff

But they're going to ignore that as well.

I'm telling you controlling these prosecutors' offices or raining them in in some way, shape or form, should be one

You got to purge them. They got to get out.

They need to be held account There needs to be accountability for prosecute who are a dereliction of duty. I don't care if they're elected, I don't care. There needs to be a minimum standard, and sometimes you can build it in and that is this is by the way,

It happens because.

Prosecutors and judges have decided that they are above the law.

They want to act in a lawmaking.

Capacity because they disagree with what the law prescribes there, so they just arbitrarily do it. Discretion has to be removed from people like that. If somebody does this, you cannot have six felonies be eligible for Uh oh, well, it's fine, just you know, don't be bad in the future. That's unacceptable and it should be to everybody else. And you know, God held Minneapolis. I think they're far too caps but possibilities in North Carolina go ahead and stave

In the whole, you know, seven rounds, and.

There is some talk, there is some talk here that we may strike try to strike a deal with the Bears on a trade, so we wouldn't even have a first round pick, so it wouldn't be as exciting for me. I have been looking at it because we need we need a safety bad, we need we need some secondary help there, and I'm not sure I'm not sure exactly what it looks like, but who knows?

Who knows?

Because the Bears need it too, and so why we would do a deal with them, I think to get actually get an additional second round pick. We will see, so like for my team, it's not as interesting. But

Hold on, let's see the Patriots are going to throw their pick away for tackle.

Oh Will Campbell's actually pretty good from LSU, so I'd hate to see him end up with the the Patriots. But hey, what are you gonna do? What about the Panther? When is their first actual pick?

Do you eighth? All right, let's see an edge rusher Jalen Walker from Georgia.

He's pretty good too. Yeah, he's uh, that dude's really good. That would be that would be. That would be great for the Panthers if they are able to get him at eight. So AnyWho, Yeah, we're gonna, yeah, we're mixing a little football in it.

What of it.

It's Draft week, man, I'm gonna have to watch Draft Day again. But myself, you guys, ever see that Kevin Costner movie?

I did pretty good? Pretty good. I think an NFL actually made that movie.

So it's got a lot of the access, a lot of people in there, and it's got Kevin Costner and you can't go wrong with some Kevin Costner. So if you haven't seen that movie, I think it's streaming on Paramount Plus is where I saw it, so and maybe other places as well. So we'll talk a little more about that later in the week when we get into it. This is this is an insane story. Let me just tease this thing and then we'll get into the details here.

And I know what, and I.

Saw people accuse you, Well, they're only raiding the house because he's seen as a progressive judge and they're doing this just to.

Attack the guy.

No, no, no, I know that we have chosen now to ignore all evidence that somebody might be a criminal. Yeah, I had no idea about this, so you were just telling me this.

It's a big deal. So like after the super Bowl, he took all all of his Bill stuff off his Twitter and his Instagram and all his social media, and he pretty much said he was demanding fifteen million dollars, which is why do guys keep doing this movie? So this is now becoming a thing. It's so dumb. I think it was like his agent, but you know, it's not going to fly in Buffalo. It's just not plus fifteen million for a running back. Yeah he's really good,

Why did they franchise him then?

I don't know.

Admittedly, I don't know. Maybe you can't do that off the first rookie contract.

Yeah, no idea, but it did not go well for him, like completely ignored and not get the money he wanted.

See, we need secondary and I don't like that. Other teams do and you picked before us if we make that trade, So you guys should maybe go a running back.

That'd be a good idea.

Yet culture buffalo man, that's not gonna fly, Like, you can't be.

No, no, no, he's team man. You better be team team, team. So they got no room.

You remember what they did with Diggs when he became all the diva.

I do because he diva did Minneapolis first.

Yeah, They're like, hey, you can go to Texas and we'll take a massive loss. We'll take a loss on our in our locker room.

Yeah yeah, didn't you guys got you guys got hit on your cap on that too.

I think they carry part of his contract.

Yep.

Yeah, he pulled the exact exactly.

It's like I said when he went from Minnesota, when he went from the Vikings to the Bills, I'm like, the guy is immensely talented, but he's a pain in the ass if he feels that he is not getting what you know, what he wants. The stupidity is that if he'd held out in Minnesota, he would have been the number two receiver, putting up number one receiver numbers because they would have to triple team Jay Jetta.

There's nothing they could do.

So it also completely backfired on him because he said, you know, I'm the one that made Josh Allen Josh Allen needs me, and then he left, and then Josh Allen went MVP and had like an amazing season. So I don't know about that.

Yeah, all right, Currently in the box, it looks like they have Maxwell Harriston, who's the cornerback in Kentucky.

He's pretty good. He's a pretty good guy.

So I've actually been paying attention to the secondary because we're so in need of it in Minnesota and I'm just hoping they're able to figure something out. So we've kind of screwed ourselves on draft picks with a bunch of trades the last few years. So I don't know, maybe maybe the Barrels will do something dumb and give it to us and the Bears have a crap ton because you know, the Panthers overpaid for their draft pick

I don't know if it was like at home.

Depot or whatever, because they had some like they're putting some windows in and doing some other little projects around the house. And so she went and she hired some guy that she had met, and he comes in and he starts doing odd jobs. Apparently he you know, he has some skills in doing these things. And after he does a few jobs for him, he starts forming a bond not just with the judge and his wife, but also their daughter, who who is an adult. Like she's

We didn't know when.

We were taking them the range, making these photos, staring at these tattoos, which are evident and probably just getting a beat on, you know, talking to this dude. So you can't tell me you don't ross you don't have any trendy or ragua members living at your house?

Do you that you know of? No? You sure you know?

Positive?

Okay? How about Isis? Do you have any Isis living at your house?

Let me check no, no isis nope.

LaCOSA nostra, do you have any have any members of organized Sicilian crime living in your house?

I'm sorry what I said.

I said that I went with the trendy arragua one and then I asked you about organized crime Italian.

You know that home keeps coming back in there? There's no hum here.

It's fixed.

I fixed, it's me.

I changed the cord. There's no home now.

I don't even know what you're talking about.

With a bad cable. It's fixed.

So it's weird, all right, we get what hold on? That's very telling. So yeah, so I guess when you all, if you're still at home, you might want to look around your house make sure you don't accidentally have terrorists living in your house, because Homeland Security is not screwing around.

So I talked to the gentleman that I that I have working and he's he's a business man. Oh, he's an entrepreneur.

Sure if he's doing odd jobs for money, that's great. That's how you get started. Maybe build your own cake.

Forget about mm hmm, that stupid hum.

There's no hum that we're humless. You know why because I found this wonderful engineer right from l Salvador, right, And I said, do you know what the hum is? And he goes, well, I have thirteen guesses so and I don't know why he used that's a very specific number. So anyway, he fixed the cable and now he lives in my basement, so you know, in case there's another cable issue that comes up, he can swing by and give it a fix. I'm sure everything's fine.

So the judge after this, who at this point like you need to charge this guy. You can't tell me there is an impossibility to claim ignorance of the law here.

Do you understand what I'm saying? Right? This isn't some random dude who's never been in a courtroom. This is a judge.

So he put a letter out resigning, did not mention the incident at all. He just said, working with each of you has been a very rewarding experience for which I'm eternally grateful. All the best to every one of you, and I wish all a happy retirement once you're ready yourself.

Except with him.

Instead of that big pike he caught, or the dorado he got when he was fishing doing ocean fishing last time, I got a big one. It's it's dead rival gang members and civilians. So yeah, yeah, it's a pretty horrific story, and I just I haven't seen it rise to the level that.

It probably should.

Oh wait, hold on, Oh that's a very good point. Ross One of the listeners just corrected me. What if he was the Gandhi of Trende Ragua terrorist? Right, I don't know. I know we use that for pipulls because they're animals and sometimes they just react out of instinct. H I don't know if that flies here, what with the ability supposedly to do some critical thinking. Okay, but we'll see, all right, seven nineteen Cacoday radio program coming up.

I had not heard this. Oh yeah, okay, you know this thing right here?

I do.

Okay, let me let me. I'll explain that here in just a moment. I don't know, I was got into like a weird deep Dive yesterday with like weird fan theories, and that was just one of the movies, but it was a little shock. And the other one was Ferris Bueller's Day Off, and I'm sure you've probably heard that theory.

But anyway, we'll talk more about that in a moment.

So these these two women, they're twins in Australia and they witnessed essentially a carjacking accident with their parents. So it's it's not really about what they're testifying to because they're doing an interview with the local media's witnesses, right. It's that they talk in unison and you can tell where they're trying to pick up on each other. But they've honed this over the years and it creates the weirdest damn audio you've ever heard, these two.

Wearing the same outfit, saying the same stuff.

Witnesses recounting some of the drama that unfolded on the Sunshine Coast this afternoon, two sisters have told how their mother and man race to help when the carjacked suv rolled on Steve bow And Way, only to find the gun bill being carthief emerging from the wreck. Here's some of what they had to say.

And one guy he was up there with our mom and he went up there and he was coming back down towards this and he goes, run, he's got a gun, and oh, our hearts started a pond, and I said, on mom, where's mom? And Paul mam.

Was suck up there.

But apparently our bravey mom.

She goes, are you all right? Because he had all black blood.

Over his face, and he goes, I'll shoot you. She goes, Hey, I'm needing.

To hell watching this. So I make sure I have this correct, all right? So I saw I saw this yesterday. I was not aware of this fan theory or thing on The Big Lebowski, but I do have to share it, all right. So basically, have you ever seen Big Lebowski. There's a character's played by Steve Buscemi. His name is Donnie, and things don't go well for Donnie. In fact, just realize we probably have that audio in the system with the funeral of Donnie Ross.

Will you google Donnie please.

Or not google, but search it so you know it's a great movie or you hate it.

It's really weird.

I don't understand why people hate the movie. He's got John Goodman in there. Obviously, Jeff Bridges an absolute cult classic or classic in general. However, this would destroy the whole thing for me. Basically, Donnie isn't real. It is the premise, all right. So now, normally with these fan theories, it's just people on the internet talking about them, or if it's you know, Star Wars or something, maybe at

I don't know.

The whole thing gets a little weirder. Man.

So basically Bridges riff that Donnie never really interacts with the dude outside of one sarcastic thank you Donnie, which was actually directed to Walter in the thing, but you'd have to know the movie. So it's like a sixth sense thing. And I'm trying to remember Lebowski came out before six Cents or after, I don't really know, but yeah, which just makes the whole thing that much weirder. It's not my favorite current fan theory, but it was one

The principle, you know, it gets.

By that matre d is able to find himself in the perfect seat at a Cubs game to get the ball, is able to infiltrate a parade and become the main focus of the parade. So that one I kind of like more that he's living the same day over and over again. And if you live the same day over and over again, how many movies have we seen where you can essentially perfect your movements and everything works out. And then at the end of the movie he tells his parents, so they ask him how he got so perfect.

He said, practice or something. So I don't know. I just want to throw those out there, give you a little something to chew on. But ross do you subscribe to either of those theories?

By the way, Nope, they're both garbage.

They're both garbage, all right.

The big Lavaski one has been debunked. Well, then why Jeff Bridges beginning it because he's old and he's probably high.

Well, that is true, or you're just messing with people, which is great.

I actually appreciate that. The fairest bueller one I like more. But so I don't know has that been debunked. I don't know how you'd argue one. You could argue one way or the other. I don't know you could prove it outright other.

Than I just don't think John Hughes was that deep.

That'd be great, though, wouldn't it. That'd be fantastic.

So anyway, just oh, here's the This is when they're burying Donnie, who may or may not exist.

He died so many young men of his generation before his time, and there was the lord. You took him because you took so many bright flowering young men. Jason, the lawn Dock, that hill three sixty four, These young men gave their lives. So Donnie, Donnie who loved bulling.

That's such a great scene and I don't want to spoil it, but if you're ever gonna dump ashes.

Check the wind.

So yeah, and immediately following that, I guess I cut it back back cut it off back in the day. Yeah, The Lebowski. The dude says, you know, that's not true. He was none of those things, blah blah blah. He you know, he didn't. He wasn't in Vietnam, and.

So you're saying that's a debunking.

Also when he was shot, whb he was shot which led to that death, and they were sort of yeah, so taking care of him, right.

I'm loath to ruin too much of the movie because if you've never watched The Big Lebowski, you should. So there's some really there, there's some great scenes in that whole thing, and if you like bowling, it is kind of a central theme there. So though not really and criminals and all that stuff. So, uh, do watch that. If you haven't watched Ferris Bueller's Day Off, what do

Because we're going to go to some dark places here.

There is now normally, when you think of a politician out in California, right, when you think of a politician out in California, what you're normally thinking of is the Democrats, right, But there are pockets of California that are in fact under Republican control. There are several actually decent sized cities. So with that in mind, the mayor of one of those cities, this is Landcaster's name is R. Rex Paris. He is a Conservative or as a Republican or whatever.

It's a real problem.

Except this dude during the meeting came up with what I would I guess characterize as a non traditional solution to set issue, and now everyone's losing their minds.

Here's what he said during the initial meeting.

It sounds like you want to kind of close all these homeless people in one territory, And I.

Know what I want to do is.

I mean, that's what I want.

I want to give them free ventanol.

I can't understand what you're saying.

You wanted to get with them what?

I want to give them all the fent and al they want.

That's what I want.

Okay, that's pretty dark, man, that's pretty dark right there. He So, essentially he's like, we're gonna put them all in one zone and then we'll just throw all the fentanyl we can in there, obviously implying that maybe they should o d on it, or fight each other or turn it into a thunderdome of sorts.

And so he says.

That, and at first it sounds like kind of an off the cuff suggestion, and so they try to clarify with him. So let's see once he has a chance to clarify how he feels about this.

I don't regret saying it. I'm happy that we were focusing the attention on on an aspect of this problem that nobody seems to want to look at. These people are killing our citizens, not a lot of them, but some of them. They have no respect.

For law and order.

Yeah, So he's like, you know it's funny too, is that's an old George Carlin routine. And I can't remember if it was live in New York or which one of the because I used to I used to have a bunch of Carlon seed when I was in high school and drive round listening to those things because I love the comedy. And Carlin's thing was essentially just create a giant thunderdome and just throw all the criminals in there and then whoever emerges is uh charges drop kind

Now.

I don't want to assign necessarily wanting addicts to ode, but I understand the frustration and and frankly, there are some there are some people who are career criminals. They're not going to change, They're not going The amount of interdiction that there's been done over the years is not taking and sadly, like so many people in many places of the country, eventually they're there.

Their addiction will kill them.

So but obviously the shock value of the audio has all the moon bats in California freak it out, and it's like, well, I mean in a way, they're kind. You guys are holding injection sites and you give them drugs. You just don't give them that exact drug. So this guy's apparently just hoping for a different resolution, but I think it might be one born out of frustration, because he's the guy wh's got a answer when this stuff keeps going on and then has his hands tied by

But what's going on again? Check it out? Check it out? The draft that Thursday it is.

That's right, we already.

Who you guys throwing your money away? Who knows? No, you guys have you guys are.

What twelfth I remember looking at the lister. Yeah, you guys have the number twelve. Uh, there's just everyone's premed. And you take that Texas wide receiver, that Matthew Golden dude.

So okay, I don't know we need a receiver. I don't I'd rather go running back first.

But no, you can't have one because Ross and he already called He already called Dibbs.

So who does Ross? Who's Ross looking at?

Oh?

Yeah, I know he just wants to run back?

Yeah, a running back in general. Yeah, it would have been nice if James Cook hadn't been a diva.

You know what, maybe you guys can have James Cook. You guys love divas.

Yeah, we like doing that. But yeah, the needs are so many. I don't even know, you know, O line receiver, running quarterback, quarterback.

Yeah, I was gonna get to that.

Should have I'm one of those eventually.

Yeah, we'll see how it goes.

But yeah, so mentally, it's it's probably you know, you're looking and you're kind of hearing the forecast and you're like, well that sounds terrible for the whole week. Yeah, and well you got to kind of put yourself in this and this is what I'm here for. I want to make you feel better that, just like we're seeing this morning, we don't have any rain yet, starting to see some of the showers, even a little bit of thunder out

So I don't see.

Hours and hours and hours of rain. There might be windows each evening for you know, maybe a walk around in the park or something, or for the kids to get a game in for a couple of hours.

So yeah, we'll see.

Okay, all right, Well, thank you very much, sir, do appreciate it. Ross.

I just saw breaking news thing, big, big dead whale washed up in San Francisco. You know what has to happen, right, it has to happen. Let the and then the hobos can eat it after you've blown into smitherings. If we I'm telling you, if we don't have in our lifetime another one of these orgon mishaps. Every time I see a whale, I lobby for it, and none of you will help me out. You know, we dynamite Tanner.

Right, let's do this.

We need a gritty reboot.

We need to do it again. And if you don't know that story, I'll quickly explain it. And we got a little Florida man thing for you coming up. Case O Day radio program. We have a quick phone call. Oh okay, is that Boston, Paul?

Is that okay? Yes, sir, Yeah, I'm this is Paul.

I'm running for Pope and I was hoping maybe I can get your offerings in smoke.

You know, how does that work?

We'll pass the plate over to you.

Do you want money?

Because I'm running my campaign for Pope.

I don't think you're a cardinal, sir.

Well or no, I'm a patriot.

I see.

Okay, that's that's a problem in itself. Are you guys throwing your pick away?

He's here?

I think that what's his name?

Name?

Keeps from Georgia, the.

Lot, Yeah, the old line guy.

Yeah yeah, yeah, yeah.

They don't want you to have him.

You don't want to have him.

No, he's pretty good, So no, I know he.

Is pretty good. We'll just see how the season goes. I'm thinking maybe another two more years of building here, maybe.

Getting the quarterback. Have you guys thought about getting it?

No? No, no, we just need the people to protect them, you know, you know, like they used to do it, Brady. Yeah, you set some people up there in the line, you know that could.

Do the job.

Oh No, when you said people have protected Brady, I thought you meant the referees and that's who really did the heavy lifting there.

Well listen, I just I'm going to pass the offering played over to you, and maybe you and Roskin throw a couple of bucks in there and get my campaign going because it's expensive to do.

Do you understand how bad it would look if somehow, some way you were elected pope and then the first time he walked into a church, lightning hit you.

Yeah. Yeah, so you know you were talking about that yesterday. I don't think there's ever been an Irish pope. I don't think there has no, I don't.

Think there's been.

I don't think there's been a pope from an English speaking country.

Well, well, anyway.

Irish is close to you know speaking, Some of them are hard to understand.

But yeah, so you wait, So.

You're a trader Ross and I how are sitting here trying to get an American pope and the first thing you do is trader out back to Ireland. The ODA radio program Happy Tuesday as we truck along. Hey, Ross with the boss, cancel our tuesday meeting yet?

Do we know? No? I don't see anything yet. Sorry?

Is that weird?

Like we'll openly root for it on the air too, because he's busy and I don't want him to have to waste time with us because everything's fine.

No, he's in Charlotte, so we don't need that today. Yeah, we're fine.

Yeah, no, we you got things to do. We don't let us stay in your way. We're fine.

Ross. Do you need anything? You're fine?

I do not.

I do not need anything either, So.

Let me check it.

Get'll be still done, okay, all right, check a third time. I'm good, okay, all right, except for if you want to double salaries, that'll be fine. We'll attend that meeting. But I don't think that's happening, so all right, few things. Let me get to this. Well that's funny, all right. I can'rry that email on the air, sir. But he's got some ideas for dealing with homeless stuff, and I, honestly I don't. I don't think I want you in charge of stuff. And let me let me go back to this because.

Florida is.

When I say Florida man, much like that. Remember the Astronaut of auld A. I got all mad because the interviewer said mankind, she's like humankind. When I say Florida man on this show, it can also mean Florida women. We don't discriminate, and this one's a douce.

Florida then Florida man is something in the water the errors hand that makes should do all that crazy crap. It's like the state is one be dumb ass trapped. Nowhere else has the Florida man. It is almost like as the Weird Factor climbs. If you find out it haven't in Florida every time, Florida, then Florida man. If anyone can jeer me, if you know you can just mind life be crazy, but of course, but it's not. It's bad crap, crazy as yours.

Nowhere else are you gonna find him?

They're so used to it they don't find him.

Hooray for Florida man man.

Like I said, instead of man, it is wool Man.

Fifty two year old Kimberly Shopper chopper, shopper.

It's the word chopper like West Coast choppers. But with an es in front.

So anyway, Deltona, Florida, and she was straight up running a business, but it's a weird business. Her store is called Wicked Wonderland, and so it appears she sells like which stuff and not ironically like when you go to New Orleans and you go to some of the black magic stores there where it's purely a put on. But she was selling some crazy stuff specifically, and this is what the problem is. The problem the state of Florida had human bones. Yeah, apparently you can't sell human bones

Thirty five bucks? That's downright affordable. Now. I don't know what the tariffs are going to do to this, but thirty five dollars ross. What do you think of.

Human skull goes for a whole skull? Because you could buy skull fragments, but you could also buy a full skull.

What do you think a full skull goes.

For five hundred bucks?

Six hundred dollars? Why do you know that almost exactly? Is there a reason?

I was gonna say, my gut told me to fifty, but I figured I should raise it up a bit. I don't know why.

Well, Trump's uh tariffs, Yeah, that's it. Probably terriffs. There are we tariffying human remains from China.

Now, Reagan was an office. It was like a buck fifty.

Yeah, bring back the good old days when you could get a skull and for the same price as a pack of UH baseball cards. And those fake cigarettes. Oh you remember the fake cigarettes back in the day.

Oh.

Ross and I were having a little nostalgic discussion earlier because today's Earth Day. By the way, you got your big Earthday party plans all set, everybody got you all ready to go.

I don't know remember when it used to be a much bigger deal Earth Day.

And by the way, the founding of Earth Day and all this stuff is amazing with some of the absolute gangsters that were behind it. But like I was remembering, you know we I think last week we're talking about how amazing Saturday Morning cartoons were for our generation. It had never been matched up to that point.

It was peak.

Children's entertainment. And you can't convince me otherwise. And obviously we will never get back there again, just due to the media landscape, all the choices, the ways in which you can stream stuff. If you were not part of the generation Ross and I were with Saturday Morning cartoons, you just can't know. However, there was one cartoon in there that even as a kid, you kind of went this, you know, one of these things is not like the other, right,

I just kept planning Captain Planet?

What was that doing in our perfect Saturday Morning lineup?

If not? Now as an adult, I realized propaganda.

I never watched that garbage, did you?

I remember? I'm sure I watched a couple episodes.

Just you know, we had, but we didn't have satellite the whole time growing up, so a lot of I was real network bound on stuff, so maybe, but I couldn't tell you much about it.

But I just remember thinking, yeah, yeah.

No, And little did I know it was just early propaganda there. And I remember I watched a little mashup of some clips from it, and it basically sounds like an al Gore speech, but it was. I don't know if it was the injection of learning into Saturday Morning cartoons that made kids immediately recognize that this ain't it. But that's not to say that there weren't lessons that were conveyed, especially morality lessons, within cartoons, but largely that's

There was a science show.

I can't remember what it was, but like that was on the front and it wasn't real controversial stuff. Nowadays, if you have a science component of a kid's cartoon, they might be in there talking about transgenderism or climate change or you know whatever the current talking point is, instead of making chemical reactions, which is why you'd watch How many of you watched Mister Wizard back in the day, I know that isn't a cartoon. Why did did you

Dude all the time, okay, and why did you watch it?

Because kids our age were getting to blow things up or make smoke and stuff.

I saw a skit which is pretty accurate, and it's like, you know, retelling of Mister Wizard and it's like, you know, you kids work on this thing over here, and I'm going to stand behind this lead shield.

Well I think it was an SNL, was it. Yeah, I've seen that same thing.

Yeah, they mix these chemicals. I'm gonna be over here in a hazmat suit and the kids are like, yeah, what's going on here?

Man?

Yeah?

I think that was an SNL skit. I do remember that.

Yeah, So, like there was learning components and then you had the PBS stuff before they were really got in there trying to twist you. But Saturday Morning cartoons were not for anything other than mindless entertainment. That was wildly entertaining. So think of that on your Earth Day here. Anyway, back to human parts of vertebrates, thirty five bucks. I wouldn't even know how to properly mix these into whatever

This should be a shoe in.

And I hope that Trump administration purp walks this dude today and they can family purp walk them. They can put them like on a chain gang forreck, you know, so they got the leg, the whole thing, so they can pancake the whole team.

If they get out of and you arrest them, this is it. You arrest them and.

Then you go up to Minnesota where this state employee when the Walls's finance guys decides he's going to go ahead and keep all these teslas, and I know people are going, well, how can the federal government because one is having to do with terrorists, They clearly have jurisdiction there and up in Minnesota if it under certain hate crime statutes or interpretations of domestic terrorism, which the Trump

What are you doing?

You need to start making examples. And I don't understand why the Trump administration is not making examples yet.

I mean they do in some instances.

I don't know if you saw that they relieved they've temporarily suspended. They may remove her from command of Fort McCoy. The the woman up there who is Oh hold on. I emailed the story to myself this morning. I just realized I hadn't opened it. I just saw it. This was the incident of Fort McCoy, which is in Wisconsin. It's kind of like in a Wassaw area, Wisconsin. I remember driving behind a bunch where they have, you know, essentially.

The wall of photos. Yeah, here we go. There's an actual name for it. Yell at me, veterans.

All right, Commander Fort McCoy relieved of duty after the US Army base failed to install photos of Trump, JD.

Vance and Pete Hagseth.

It's I mean, it's petty little stuff, right, But it's not petty little stuff because this is the highest ranking member of the military, who is in command of this base, who sets the example. And frankly, I'm also I'm also wondering how this woman is medically qualified to be in the military still, like, how does that happen? I don't know if you saw a picture of her, but she's

In the army for you know, standard members of the army.

And yet the amount of photos I see and then I see it explain that there's some sort of I don't know, they can get they can get a note or whatever saying that they don't have to shave their beard or conform to it. Like it's clear that army standards are not just army, but military standards here in the US have been shipped away aggressively. And it's not

But also you.

You have to have a certain especially when you get into the upper rationalon correct me if I'm wrong. I'm not a military veteran. Don't you have to have a certain level of uniformity letting people know that deviating from you know, the plan is not going to be accepted. But me, I know, maybe the only way you can do that is some code reds or you go into the hospital and slap a guy. That's a World War two thing. But and Paton got in trouble for it.

And discipline. I'm just looking I'm just pointing it out again.

I'm loath to to, you know, roll hand grenades in on this issue because ultimately, I did not serve in the military, and so you know, at the end of the day, I'm not going to have the clearest vision.

But from an outsider.

Looking in, it seems that when you have something that to to h to maximize lethality and maximize the ability to well, let me just say it, strike fear, like I want my military so scary that nobody dares engage us, and so in effect.

It provides.

Less, you know, less possibility of Americans having to to you know, spend the ultimate treasure, so to speak, in defense of their nation. I want people to go, oh, the US. I want the hoho thies to go.

This is dumb. Why are we doing this? That's what I want. Now.

It's not like they're getting a lot of good shots in on us, but they're taking them. I want them terrified at the prospect of that. And I understand there's a lot more at play there. And so when I see things like statements from base commanders undermining essentially the chain of commands, that tells me that that's probably not effective.

OK Now, let's leave them alone. I don't ideologically agree with that. You have absolute.

Turmoil at that point, and it starts with and This is kind of the broken windows theory, and please feel free to correct me if I'm wrong. It's like the broken windows policing strategy in New York, which was wildly effective, and that started with you're out here smashing windows as a general nuisance. We're not just going to look the other way, because if you think you get away with that,

Jerry, what's up?

Hey, Jase, Hey, just coming in. I've got over thirty one years in the military and used to what you would see was so African Americans back in the day they had they would get what's up, shave bumps, and so they were allowed what's what's got a ship so they didn't have to shave. But what they would do they would still keep it nice and neat.

Uh.

And today and I don't know if the how plays a big part of this or not, but over the last probably ten years, they claim religious exceptions, different people with religious exceptions, and they don't just keep it neat, they just grow it out.

And the pictures I was seeing. The picture I was seeing was they had they had a bunch of dudes information and like five of them had like the whole Jeremiah Johnson, rip Van Winkles.

Yeah, going on. They're doing that because they allowed to. And the next thing is there's another one. You're gonna love this one. It's called the Viking exemption. And so most of these are your white guys, and they're going out this big, huge beard for a Viking religion. Last time I checked, I didn't think the Vikings were from the United States. Maybe I'm hong that.

Oh.

Look, Islam, which is probably one that gets exemption, is not a is not from the United States. It did not originate nor did Christiate that that matter. But I think it really rich that I just watched what twenty thousand members of the military literally excommunicated or lose rank because they wanted religious exemptions to COVID and they were denied it. And so like, you can't have it both ways. Figure out what it is.

Well, and we've got to bring our standards back. If you can't have the standard in your military, how do you have it anywhere else?

Well, I here's the deal.

If you want to prove to me the Viking exemption, I think you should have to do a series of tasks, sir, Like you've got to be able to lift Molnar or whatever the Thor's hammer is.

Right. If you can't do that, obviously not and.

Probably you're going to have to rape and pillage the village in northern England. And then I'll be like, all right, Beck, I guess his exemption.

So yeah, in any of these religious conditions that they're doing. I mean, there are things in recruiting where when you come out as a recruiter, they're still claiming it. But there's recruiting as well. It's called a special duty, and that special duty does not allow you.

To wear a beard.

And so here's so much Special Forces. A lot of the Special Forces are allowed to wear that beard because they have to fit into various areas with duties and stuff that they do.

Right, And who, by the way, who's going to go tell Chuck Norris and the rest of Delta Force they got to save Not this guy.

Not Chuck even to says today, you still don't want to tell him that?

Yeah, hell no, I'd be terrified. That would be the worst mos ever. You're the guy in charge of telling Chuck Norris to shave good luck, have fun?

All right. I appreciate Jerry, the background, the area. This is what I'm talking about. Ross. Do you want to tell Chuck Norris he's gonna shave his beard?

Hell no, no, No. Delta Delta Force cats are different too. I've known one member of Delta Force and they're not even like the other Special Forces guys or x EX Delta Force member like those are some those are some scary dudes. And it's not just that they're physically scary. They're smart too. And that's not me picking on seals or anything. I'm just pointing out that like or or Green Berets or any of the rest, Like they're like they really could mcguy for a bomb and you wouldn't

Don't want to travel.

Do some Doppler foo. Are you there, sir? Oh, good morning, yeah, good morning. Yeah, that's your weapon of choice. Apparently there's you can get a beard exemption if you're a Viking religion in the US military.

And I didn't know that's a thing, did not know that.

So, but I think you have to be a you have to lift Thor's Hammer. Maybe you can't do that then, right, you're not. It's not for real, and.

From what I've seen in movies, that's pretty difficult task.

Yeah, Ross, what's the current number that have lifted the hammer and the Marvel series?

Three of them?

Right? I think three?

Yeah?

Yeah, Captain America and Danley Portman as whatever her character was.

So oh that's right. Yeah, yeah, So you tried to purge that from your brain, as we all did. All right, So what do we got from the weather perspective, sir?

I think quite a few more hours today anyway of dry weather, as showers will start coming into the triad, probably the next couple of hours, just about getting into Hickory and just north of Greenville in South Carolina North Carolina, respectively.

They'll roll east.

So a few showers, maybe a thunderstorm this afternoon, a little bit eighty so it's still pretty mild tonight, a few showers and thunder showers, and it's more of the same lather rinse, repeat for Wednesday and Thursday, now Friday, maybe a little less rain, but scattered showers thunder showers around each day. There will be opportunities for some dry

By the way, I figured out your guys quarterback problem, and it's not gonna cost you a lot of money. So oh, there's a report now that Colin Kaepernick as indicated ease training all day every day and trying to get a team to sign and the comeback.

So oh, okay, hey that'll work.

Yeah really, yeah, no, I'd rather go with the other guy.

I went for you very much. I'm sure you do, I am sure. Yeah, we're very hopeful.

So all right, thank you, sir, appreciate it. And if not, the patriots, but yeah, we want this, we believe.

All right, we'll be back. Hang on.

Good morning.

Casey stocks posted the significant losses yesterday, but the futures point to a Tuesday turnaround. They've been higher right across the board all morning. Dow futures are up three hundred and eighty seven points at the moment, but Verizon Shaars are losing some ground pre market. The nation's biggest wireless company, lost more mobile phone subscribers than expected in the first quarter.

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May twenty eighth, twenty twenty seven, and Casey Krispy Kreme introduced three new cheesecake inspired donuts. They're in stores for a limited time starting today.

Casey, Oh, it actually sounds pretty good, not even like sweet. It does, all right, Jeff, for you a donut guy, what's your favorite donut?

Oh, a Boston cream donut is certainly a favorite.

Oh, we don't do Boston things here on the show. So I'm gonna have to let you go now.

So okay, I'm sorry. Take care. We got a Boston blood feud. All right, thanks man, I appreciate it.

You have a good day.

Bite. Yeah, look at that falling into that trap right there.

All right, hey, I mentioned quickly, let me display this audio that I At first, I was like, get David Hog away from actually being out there and and influencing politics in any way. And then I saw that he's trying to undermine a bunch of incumbents in the Democrat Party, and then everyone's mad at him. And then I saw that they put him on a panel show with Right's previous and others, and this dude is dumber than AOC. I don't care if you went to Harvard. It actually

It's just just.

The saddest thing you've ever seen, except puppies are likable and David Hogg is not.

And unfortunately, David, I'd have you removed from from the party because I think number one, I think you're sincere.

I don't question that. I think you're right.

The Democrats are a complete mess of no movement.

They've got no.

Well he said, they've got no messages, they've got they've gotten no movement, they've gotten no leader. I mean, it doesn't get any worse than that. I mean, you're defending Harvard, You're traveling to El Salvador for MS thirteen gang members.

But here's the point.

You're taking twenty million dollars.

If I'm looking at.

Someone in my vice chair of the RNC taking twenty million dollars for another effort, it's twenty million dollars out of the DNC's pocket. You can't be on the board of the fishing Enforest Company and on green Peace at the same time.

I think it's right.

Yeah, let me let me push back again. This was not a thirteen gang member and you damn well know that.

Oh come on, he was.

Not and he believes that, by the way, and anyone who believes that is absolutely beyond me, because you have to agdore all the.

Guy America we have. We are law and we are a land of law and order. And this administration is repeatedly showing time and time again they do not care about what the Supreme Court says.

They do not care about the rule of law.

And you cannot defend sending people to any other country.

A pull in another country, but think that he's.

A by the way, so you're losing your effort. So if you want to try to defend the constitutionality of deporting a legal immigrant that's here, take a rod and sign to come. Every he's here illegally. They check in an Intel community, every Intel community agency, and the White House say he is a member of them.

Rights fight.

Okay, the major points.

Why would the man win this, Well, well there wasn't.

I just can't anymore. He also went on to say that it was a Nino Spring Court decision.

It wasn't