Monday-2-10-2025

City of Philadelphia may not be there like they were getting right after that last night, and somebody forgot to grease the polls, which is a thing that they have to do in Philadelphia. And it's not like it's a historical thing. Literally, a dude died climbing one of the poles after the NFC Championship, So it just happened, but it doesn't look like that happened. And I'm reading here that everyone who was shot during Philly's celebration last night

You yeah, it was great. Yeah, I got hit a triple parlay. Oh you did play the on the Philly money by line?

Yeah the wy yep, no, no of the money line is the byeline though, that's what writers. Now.

I didn't watch a second of it, not one second.

All right, yeah, I you know, I watched and then it just turned into it's a bit of a beating so and everyone's like, see, there's probs it's not in favor of the Chiefs. Here's the deal that you still have to show up right, So, like, if if you honestly believe that the NFL refs nudge it and arguably, if you watch the first drive where the Eagles took a absolutely ridiculous penalty, it was just garbage. The push up,

I don't think it's scripted. I don't think it's fixed, but I do think they do have an agenda and the rest push it towards you.

The nudging, the nudging thing, yeah yeah.

And I also think it became so blatant and so obvious that they're like, well we we can't.

Yeah, too big. It's the too big to rig for football right there. Uh And dude, they were booing Taylor Swift and losing their mind over Trump. This is why. And people are like, oh, you see, no, it's it's also football crowd. I guess you got to keep that in mind, you know. And there's there's a lot of people who, not for political reasons, just get annoyed with all the Taylor Swift coverage. The front page of the New York Post this morning. Hold on, I took a

I saw the meme of Travis Kelcey screaming at Andy Reid from last year, Remember when he screamed yeah yeah, and it just said I was supposed to propose tonight.

Well that's the thing. And then you go into the story and they're like, oh, all right, so that's the main So here's all the subheadlines. Remember the Eagles just came out and played really well. In fact, it wasn't even this close. Kansas City scored most the sick teen of their twenty two in the fourth quarter, So this thing was a blow out the whole game. And it still wasn't close to them, but it was far not as close, if that's a thing. Sub headline Patrick Mahomes

Right, and the story wasn't that Philly one, It's that Kansas City lost.

And then the fifth headline, Travis Kelcey delivers complete Super Bowl dud with NFL future uncertain. Yes, yeah, and to some extents to New York Posts, they're the kind of the giants, paper giants, or division rivals the Eagles. I got it. But how embarrassing you have five the five main stories of the top stories that you want your readers to click on, every single one of them is about Kansas City. Is the Eagles. I don't think the

The vibe was completely different. Right, coming in this morning to find stuff to load audio from the and a lot of them we can't play because of like copyright issues. Right, there was one like there was like a Jesus ad for like with Johnny Cash in it. The entire ad was Johnny Cash. There was another one with Country Roads in it, which was coorse. Like, the vibe was completely different.

Yeah, Trump's sitting there saloting, people are cheering the here's the thing. Uh, the guy who did the national anthem, he did a good job. Although you know there's controversy. Was that part of your your your parlay there.

I'm a my triple the parlay. Yeah.

Yeah, it was the length of the nation, you know. So there's controversy because like it was down to a half second and he sang a couple of words three times, so maybe that's what they raaise. I don't know. I don't know, so but it was fine and Kendrick Lamar I don't really know anything about the Drake Beef. I guess he sang some song but omitted some words. But as somebody pointed out, even if not your kind of music. He went up there, everybody kept their clothes on. They

Mean, I heard the halftime show kind of sucked. But also it's it's a positive that Molock wasn't featured this year, right.

Yes, I mean baby the bar is so the bar is on the floor. Okay, so yes, no, no, no gifts to Moloch. Nobody's uh you know, private parts dangling around out there or damn near it. Noh, nobody swore played a football game. It wasn't a great game. And uh, you know people are like Meerica, buy our stuff, America. We love America.

The longest thing we ever do is live our lives. But life doesn't come with an owner's Manuel might have been nice on it, but that means.

We get to write our own stories.

Freedom is yes or no, or maybe freedom is for every day, but it isn't free. It gets a burned.

All right, buy a jeep, dude.

Dude, you've got commercials in the Super Bowl where jeeps are getting thrown out of planes during World War Two? Right, this is amazing.

Yeah, dude, did you see the new Army ad, the fifteen second Army Ad. I don't think it ran nationally. I think it ran in like select markets. It's just some army dude in the gym squatting three fifty or whatever, and he's like, it's easier to murder people when you're strong or something. Have you not, sod dude, I just send this to you. I mean oh yeah, hold on, let me do this. I'm gonna find I totally I forgot about it. I was gonna send it with prep

I gotta cole and ask me tomorrow.

Fellas, I accidentally threw a lame party.

Okay, Ted, they're on their way.

Throw the Mannings in there. What are you gonna do?

They're here?

You call us the party.

Called the sack party launch Launch.

The beers are a metaphor for an invitation? Is that our leaf floor.

Party?

In the sack? A music.

In the beer, incredible snugs, meat, oh, smoker cuts grass Hell, yeah, I spent most of my money on this.

You rigged fully custom pretty bud lights from you shouldn't that fucking as many bud lights as it takes.

It's a lot of bud lights.

It's called a sax pop.

They don't get off the boat.

Anjo ways already breathing down my neck.

Oh they got a boat. Look at that. What do you have there? You have let's see, you have smoked meats, beard, dudes partying called a sack party power equipment. I don't know. I feel like that might resonate more than one hundred days of women.

Yeah, and you've got like Paint Manning just hanging out there for some reason, and you're still watching the ad and you're still thinking, Dylan mulvaney.

It's just wild. It's just like what it's why would you do that. It's not like football fans all changed. You were pandering to the highest order. So even though, yeah, if you look back at this super Bowl from yesterday, it definitely is like it jumped ten years back back man and then the r right. So here's the army. It's hard to hear ross what do you think the plate count is that he's got on there too, by the.

Way, Uh yeah, I counted them, roughly, all of them. Yeah.

So it's just this this goliath of a man in you know, are in the standard shorts T shirt. You see Army guys doing pt and right, and he's just he's got all the weight. That's why there's nobody else in the gym. Actually, you're right, Ross, he's using.

All the weights.

We probably would have more weights, but we sent all the money to you said, so unfortunately, this is what they have to work with. And so he's just he's just ripping all the weights. And then right at the end of the Eddy looks at the camera and goes, here we go.

It's kind of hard to hear.

Music because stronger people are hard to kill, all right, So, and he probably could have enunciated he says, stronger people are harder to kill. But I'm not gonna quipple with the man because he's lifting the entire gym and talking about murdering people. So we're not getting murdered. There's no Do you remember do you remember the commercials they were running for the army like a year ago.

Yeah, they're all like pastel colored and about like they aretoonish mom.

You know, you go and check in with mom, and it was so weird. Yeah, I'm sure, I.

I know.

We played probably three or four during that time. What do you do? You're hiring You're hiring thugs, but in a good you know what I mean, in a good way. You want people that are that are rough and tumbled. You want people that uh want to get in there, you know, get in that weight room, get out on the range. Who rought up like the the you know, butchness is on offer? And then it just wasn't this Dude's just like, I don't even know what that means.

I got one for East side of the Porch. Oh my good, two of them.

Oh, and just put it out there. I'd go around. You know how many holidays we'd have if I was in charge, and they wouldn't all be positive ones, like there'd be national my dot. My neighbor's dog is a yappy piece of garbage. Day that would be a day. Sorry, there's a little beef on Saturday. So then I just make it a day to own my neighbor because their dogs a yappy piece of garbage. Day. Happy, happy that day. Now you do whatever you want, man ah, just just

Up?

But I it's a big flag in a big pole, man. So at that point, like maybe he earned it if that's all he got it in there? All right, take a laugh?

Wait you did what?

Yeah? Take a lap where? Oh my gosh, you the guys smuggled the toilet in down in Brazil last year? Okay, all right, yeah, how does that happen? Clearly somebody let him in. Clearly it's a setup. So uh yeah, whatever, it didn't get a much pub But I'm just like, how did you get that in there? Like women have to have see through a little tiny purse things, and

So the guy came through with the flag with the giant pole too, right.

Well, I mean I was showing he acquired the pole on site, you know, maybe on the sideline somewhere, because right, so the flag, but the flag even to fold a flag. You've seen a folded flag like an American flag. It's the size of a woman purse. Do got it in there? So I guess maybe maybe he had it doubling up his clothes. Because they search everyone going in there. You got a big old bulge. They're gonna ask what that is? Bait in my existence, But they're going to you know,

So it's very similar to how you were saying about the ad executives. You know, there's it's not because they had some sort of like epiphany to have a vibe shift with the ads and the Super Bowl, Right, they're just going with the flow of things.

Yeah, that's how why New York Democrats are doing this because you know this is this is wrong.

It's the same thing because before they were embracing it because they thought it would help them, and then they saw what happened in the election and they're like, whoa, wha, wha, we got to.

Stop the crap. Yeah, these lunatics out of here. But they don't learn their lesson. Over the weekend, they sent out that the new New Jersey senator, hold on, this is this is again like do you guys have meetings or whatever? So, uh so Andy Kim is the senator from New Jersey. So they this is literally what he went on the weekend shows to threaten the Republicans with. And I guess threaten you. If you like what Trump's doing,

You have to look at what the Trump administration is doing right now. They are simply trying to there are simply trying to They are simply trying to dismantle the government. So yes, look, if we have to take steps to be able to hold them account, we'll use the leverage

So, just to be clear, Senator, you are open to voting yes to shut down the government to make this point.

This is on them. This is about whether or not they can get the votes. They are the majority, and if they cannot govern, then then you know, that's for the American people to see. But I've worked in government, I worked through multiple government shutdowns.

I would be the.

Last person to want to get to that stage. But we are at a point where we are basically on the cusp of a constitutional crisis, seeing this administration taking steps that are so clearly illegal, and until we see a change in that behavior, we should not allow and condone that, nor should we assist in that.

Well, we'll tackle the illegal thing here in a moment, because that's the new talking point over the weekend, because they think you won't probably right arm yourself with the fact fact that they realize that legally what Trump did, especially with like the Doge Department, which is just a repurposing of an existing funded department, was really smart and while they can get a couple activist judges there, it

Yeah, that would be USAID.

Oh dudes, he was at USAID and in a decision making role. So the guy that they trot out the Democrats, right, because they didn't just call Andy Kim for that. They likely fielded somebody through a point of contact by the Senate Committee, the Democratic Senate Committee, and they said, hey, who do you want? And then you know, and I'm and they said, oh, we'll give you Andy Kim. All right, here comes Andy Kim. So he's got his talking points.

Do you know the expression.

Talking about Prince Harry and Megan Martin.

Harry is whipped. Do you know the expression? I won't use the full expression. Harry is whipped like no person.

I'm not a.

Fan of Megan. Yeah, I'm not a fan and I wasn't right from the beginning. I think poor Harry is being led around by his nose.

Okay I do.

I've been a very good predictor, as you know, I predicted almost everything. It'll end, and it'll end bad. And I wonder if Harry's going to go back on his hands and knees.

And say please.

You know, I think Harry has been led down a path.

If you were the Queen, is it at the stage now?

Would you remove that royal title?

I would.

The only thing I disagree with the Queen on, probably one of the only things ever, is that I think she should have said, if that's your choice, fine, but you no longer have titles, you no longer and frankly, don't come around. He has been so disrespectful to the country and I think he's an embarrassment.

Yeah, and then he got asked about whether they should deport Harry and he's and he said no, he has to deal with her. So so he was just like, all right, man, ready to go ahead, and we'll go all in on this and then we'll go out over the Gulf of America and get some pictures and create a new holiday.

We were flying right over it right now. So we thought this would be appropriated even bigger than the super Bowl. This is a big thing, and almost everybody now is assented to that.

Again, this is the thing that the people don't like Trump. This is what irritates them. Clearly, not everybody is assented to it. I don't know that's the word i'd use, right And I don't know that a proclamation for a holiday that is merely recognized that in a ceremonial manner but doesn't earn you a day off is going to be bigger than the super Bowl. But he just says it whatever. And I think that's the breaking point for most people, because there's like I'm just out and I'm

Anywhere, flying right over it right now. So we thought this would be appropriate, even bigger than the super Bowl. Well, this is a big thing, and almost everybody now is assented.

To that, gentleman, if you can direct the right side of the aircraft. The Air Force wanted air out.

Of the waters the first.

Time in history flying over the recently renamed from America even enjoyed.

A light And you gotta understate, you gotta understand too, I'm sorry, yeah, yeah, super Bowl licks. So what you have to understand too that they have the press corps in that plane in their little area over there, uh, basically sardined into this one section that's got like forty seats or whatever, and so all of these people of the press who hate him. The literal pa announcement is, if you check out the right side of the aircraft, it's the Gulf of America.

Right.

It's just dude, it's just a hundred little things. Man. That just kind of made me laugh over the weekend, all right, eight eight eight nine three four seven eight seven four. So I guess the big takeaway was it wasn't a very exciting game, but it was interesting societally for all of the reasons that we've just mentioned. Had a president there, you had Taylor Swift being booted. I don't even have This isn't my Taylor Swift hate thing. I just want you to understand the Taylor Swift For

It's like you kind of feel like there's this vibe al so online where you're like, I've seen this before where people are like, you know, somebody will start bringing up the pronouns or the day of them are getting all woke, and the reaction, your reaction will be, no, we're not doing that anymore. No, Right, there's like a

What that's the thing too. You can't you get to account for the Philly dirt bag theme there? So oh my dirt bag Philly buddy was he was. I couldn't talk to him before the game. I just told him, I'm like, I'm just ye. And then I just went over and was busting up with my other friend. But can he just sitting there staring like But then all of a sudden they started winning, and the drinks are flown, and I think that dude's dealing with a hangover this morning.

Man, it's not pold I was saying, like seventy percent of the American people are they approve of what Trump is doing right now. And the reason for that is very simple. Most people, believe it or not, do not like taxes, and you know, are sort of sort of like, hey, listen, it's unfair tax days, you know, pay them by April whatever. And if you don't do the correct amount, they throw you in prison.

They throw it away, they separate you from your family.

They do, they throw you in prison. And the fact is, most people like you hear that they're giving, you know, forty million dollars to some gay opera in Bohemia, and you're like, this doesn't this the math doesn't math here, Like, get rid of this corruption. If we are forced to pay taxes like we are, and if the repercussions are not doing so, are we are thrown in prison? Make sure our tax money is going to something that we actually need and and can stand behind. And it's just.

And then the argument becomes the argument and I think you and I maybe it was off the air, you and I were talking about this Friday. The argument to the defense becomes, we know where the money's going. It's going to the gay opera.

Oh yeah, yeah, we've seen that online. Where people are like, I don't I haven't seen any corruption yet. Doch hasn't pointed out any corruption. They're just showing where the money's going. So, yes, forty million dollars the gay operas in Bohemia, what's wrong with that?

Yeah, if that's your offense, and then bitching about a room full of twenty something year old kids making decisions on the future of the government, and your rebuttal is what would the founding fathers think? You mean the founding fathers who were roughly the same age and then started a govern There was an eight there's eighteen year olds that literally started the US government. Can you imagine an eighteen year old getting to figure out their own form of government? Right now?

I do it all the time, all the time.

That is not a form of government. That is a mad Max hellscape.

It's also it's a It's another losing argument for the Democrats because they're trying to get that gen Z vote, which they lost to Trump, and their argument is you're too dumb to do anything.

Now. Don't get me wrong, a lot of them are an eighteen year old meet should probably not be designing.

Sure, but there are also very young people in charge of multimillion dollar military equipment.

Correct. Yeah, but to your point, and there are and they are wildly intelligent people that are going through light like these these the Doge team there, They're not there because they wanted a bunch of eighteen year olds. They're there because they cracked cold fusion at lunch, right. Those are really smart people. Yeah.

So most people are against their wasted tax dollars. Ye, Alan Musk is pointing it out. And then you have the Democrats reacting to it like they're vampire seing the cross, like it's the worst thing ever, like it's going to be the end of the country.

And then and then the guy you choose to be your spokesman this weekend is a dude from the place with the Bohemian operas, which is which.

Is completely which is completely legit.

Absolutely. I'm sorry I missed it when I took my trip, when I did the Columbia and then the Glopagos and Ecuador thing, I didn't see any advertising it probably should have spent more money on that. If you had a gun, and I no, I wouldn't probably have gone and seen it. But yeah, and and the one of the large repudiations and the one that I think, if you ask the media, stings him the most is the rehiring of big balls. This is the this is the one staffer who tweeted.

Yeah, you have people that are like tweeting out raptly or so when they're twelve or whatever, and they're like, oh, yes, your life is going to be a ruined for the rest of you know, your existence.

And this is this is what like Taylor Lorenz and the other reporters there's the president just goes, yeah, we're not doing this anymore, and you're like, that's my thing, that's what I do. And and to what Ross was saying, you know, the public's not with you. It's not just Trump rejecting the normal process of canceling people we don't like. It's the people that are required to agree with you are like, yeah, we're not doing this anymore. I told you this is we were We're in a day. We're

Yeah, but it's still like super controlled.

But you can, but you lock it down and you control it. But there's like, once you're on there and you have some way for there to be a record, so you post on a form, you send a tweet, you do, it's there. I told you the future is everybody's going to have a crap tweet that that that the other side is going to keep in the pocket to go after them, and their nudes are going to be out because you all love sending each other your

I saw a tweet over the weekend which I really At first it's like a joky tweet, but I'm like, there's a lot of truth in this. And he said, you know, I would said most men didn't care about politics, but then you went after their movies and their video games, and now we care because you don't want to. And what it comes down to is you don't want to mess with the bread and circuses. If you want to continue control right now. Most people were like, hey, keep

And now it literally, it literally probably maintained the Roman Empire for a couple more caesars, right, because they're just like, what if we spend half the year murdering everybody in this ring and everybody can come for free? Like like that's that was the opiate of the masses there. Man, Oh my life sucks and everything's falling apart, but at least I'm not getting eaten by a lion right now. Oh look at that? So yeah, and I did that.

Well if it's just video games, why did you Yeah, why did you try to shoehorn? Yeah?

Yeah, shoehorn everything into it? Yeah. I think it was at the thread because I saw him just wasting away on that.

There was a bunch of them.

Yeah, I'm like, good, Oh it was just video games. I don't know why you guys are just saying, okay, well, why is there a dragon video game? And there's a coming out scene in it? We just talked about it.

Right, You're like, you know, I've worked hard all day. You know, I'm very stressed out. I want to go home, turn to my video game system and just relax and escape escaping them for a few hours. And you boot it up and you're playing Dragon Age, and and there it is.

Here.

There's a wooden fire l for whatever it is, sitting across me. She's by the way. You know, I'm non binary.

And you're like, parents are like, what, You're a dragon, you're half dragon, you're a speaking dragon.

Yeah?

Yeah, but I'm a non binary speaking dragon.

Okay, you shoot fire? Yeah, you shoot fire? Okay.

White people suck?

Wait what and you decided to be the people that messed it up for them instead of just PlayStation's network like the good old days? So well, what was that? By the way, over the weekend? That was forever?

They were off for like a day or something. I've heard it was a big hacking thing, like they intentionally had to shut off their network. It wasn't like a whoopsie or like a code air oh my god, we're off. It was like turn it off.

Well, and you know what happens super Bowl weekend, Right, there's huge Madden tournaments, and I mean there's official ones, but also people play Madden. My buddies were playing Madden. I don't even play Madden anymore.

Tim Wallason think was going to play in that tournament, right, He's a big Madden guy, if I remember correctly.

Yeah, get him pick six. Yeah. Oh man, I did see his daughter crying online over some stuff. I didn't even look. But yeah, so you got a bunch of bros. You just wanted to play Madden. It all lit up before this. How many of you played Madden or you play? If you play Madden, how many of you then play

Done that and I've got just what you need to cure of that post party boat. So Carls Junior hangover burger.

Hey, double bacon, Yeah, you need that double bacon, Charboro beef, pash Rongs, cheese and sauce, just.

The way I like it. Hey, they gave zero fs and did that.

Hey dude, you're talking about people getting eaten in those coliseums in Rome, right, you know, a Lions allion's gotta eat.

That's true. Sometimes it's Christians.

Are you again?

You should say goals? You never know?

So what are you anti lions?

Yeah?

Look here, littles who happened to think that calling it the Gulf of America is awful. How dare we? Well, you've got to look at we're in North America and we've got South America below us. So anyone need to talk to liberals about that? You need more than anything to point that out.

Let me do this. We've got a couple of callers. Oh good, look who one of them is? All right, we'll get to that and then some other things.

Rich, what's up? Yeah, all right, hello, yeah, you're on the air. Sir, Yes, sir, okay uh.

I called about the halftime show last night. I think that almost six thousand dollars a ticket. The demographic involved that it was not the object of that halftime show.

What do you what do you mean? Everybody kept their clothes on, Nobody swore they didn't sacrifice a kid to molock. I mean, arguably it's an improvement right over the look. Oh well, I'm just saying, like, you know, somebody coming out and going, hey, we're going to do a Satan, a Satan themed concert at halftime, Like all right, well then, even if not for you, he just came out, he sang a song. I was singing a medley of songs, and nobody got naked.

I I wasn't swinging.

Well that's again, it's but it wasn't swearing either, So like, well, yeah, I've like so I hear it. I understand. Yeah, all right, appreciate the call this morning. Not like I get if it's not for you, it's not for you. Kendrick Lamar is incredibly popular. I guess I'm I'm not all this.

I think a lot of it might be a generational thing. I remember a few years ago, what was it when Doctor Drey and Snoop and Eminem performed and I was like, this is one of the greatest halftime.

Shows because it hit for us.

And I talked to my mom the next day and she's like it was horrible.

I didn't like any of it.

So it's you know what did she want?

Count Basie's Orchestra. Oh they were so great until they crashed in the Gulf that one Oh too soon or no, that was the other one. I see, Like I don't even know, not my generation. Yeah, and don't get me wrong, it's great. Like remember when they when Stephen was where they had Aerosmith all came out and like you were getting down with that.

So remember when Michael Jackson did it when we were kids, and he literally just stood on the stage for like five minutes and did nothing. In the crowd went crazy. Good enough, just stood.

There because he was at the peak, like he was Elvis man like, as far as just peak popularity, Michael Jackson late eighties, nineties. That's all he had to do. Show it. They're like, look, there he is, because half the time you didn't know where he was. He's hanging a baby out of a window, like you don't know what he's up to. You don't know where he's gonna pop up.

He threw the baby right to Thurman Thomas. Wow, and he dropped it.

Oh no, yeah, oh my gosh. And then Norwood came and kicked it. Oh but not correctly. Yes, Boston, Paul, what do you want? Are you sober? Sobered up? Yeah?

Yeah, yeah, yeah, I was. I was done that halftime. You didn't pronounce it right. That's why your questions America, America, that's not why.

Okay, America.

But that's not what I call the money stuff with those guys there and the kids. Yeah, the Democrats caused this themselves. You know, they ran around. There's no money for you know, free lunch at school, there's no money, and social Security there's no money, no money, there's no money, and disaster release and we need more money. And now you know, it's six trillion dollar deficit or whatever we got there and they're finding all this money that.

But yeah, yeah, yeah, and they did the and I saw somebody use the phrase the it's remember the old Mad magazine cover or No National Lampoons magazine where they got a pistol pointed at a dog's head and it says, by this magazine or the dog dies, right yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, So but like that's what they would do if you try to move but you go, you know, maybe we don't need these Peruvian comic books. They'd be like, oh,

They could have paid for their you know, no, no, you know, paying off all the college deb and stuff if they just put the money in the right places.

But did you see your boyfriend's girlfriend with her customers.

Yeah, I was going to ask you about that. Was that a stand in?

Or was that her?

I couldn't tell.

So for those of you, so Bill Belichick's much younger girlfriend there, I had this this code that she claims she made. I guess she put the patches on and it's just a bunch of patches commemorating how awesome Bill Belichick is.

No, I'm talking about the dunkin tamarazhones.

Man, Oh, the stupid dunkin commercial. All right? Hold on?

Was that her? Was that here?

Yeah?

That was her?

Yeah?

You love some dunkin too, don't you?

I did? Yeah?

All right?

So next year super Bowl? What Patriots? And who?

Patriots got a couple more years ago before, you know, before they're ready for the Super Bowl again.

I don't know.

I don't know who I like next year? Maybe Redskins again?

Maybe all right?

Yeah?

Maybe from further north? Can you think of any other teams further north? And then no, like really further north?

Like almost can you think of any of those They've they've had good chances. So there's there's nothing left now it's just downhill. Now. Now they're gonna they're gonna lose their people now, okay, okay, all.

Right, you gotta go goodbye. His resting blood alcohol is point one, So you like asking him if he's if he's drunk, isn't really fair. Let's see here. Oh so going back to Belichick's girlfriend, I mean, dude, what a power move man.

So we're sitting in bed last night and Marky this is the first time she had seen Bill Belichick's girlfriend. There's a photo of them together, and first I didn't know if it was Ai because he was standing there like wearing like eight super Bowl rings? Did he really show up wearing his eight rings.

For the for the thing at the the NFL thing. Yeah, you had them all. It was part of it. It was part of the thing they were doing.

Little but anyway, she hadn't seen the girlfriend. She was like, is this really Bill Belichick's girlfriend? Like yeah, She's like really, Oh no, I mean she's well, we're well aware of like what's happening here. Like nobody looks at that and says, oh that's true love.

Wow, she did she made a jacket with patches and stuff. So what has Markie ever made a jacket that she wears around? How awesome you are?

Bill Belichick is spry.

I guess, oh that's what I thought Boston Paul was referencing. Yeah, they did have the Duncan commercial there too, although real quickly we go to this though. So the Puppy Bowl, the Puppy Bowl, which, by the way, why was that thing on my HBO Max app When I booted it up yesterday morning just looking for some I'm like, it's like, oh, the Puppy Bowl coming up? I'm like, is on HBO? Now, HBO's where I go to watch soft skin flicks? What are you doing?

Didn't they used to be on like HGTV or something? It was on somebody?

It was on the Animal Amazon Animal Plan, right, which HBO owns, which is why it's now on their Max app obviously. But yeah, yeah, so and that game was a lot closer if you if you're into such things, although some are arguing there was a robbery. So the final score was Team Fluff what was the other stupid name?

Wait did they really have the dog jump over another.

Dog, Yes, with a toy in its mouth.

Dude, got a lie.

I didn't watch it, but I went back and looked at the little clip in the article here. So and so then the pause Allen, the lab Retriever from Buffalo, New York, doesn't get the MVP. No, you know why because they did something else. So for whatever reason, they they had one hundred and forty two dogs. And then in the middle of it, they're like, oh, by the way, we have eleven special needs dogs. So you got like Johnny wheelchair legs and some other dogs that just keep

So they didn't have a separate event. They put him in the same event.

Yeah. Can you imagine that if the NFL was to recreate that, you had Tim from South Park lining up against uh, I don't know, Von Miller. Oh, it's a very spare. We're gonna we brought in eleven players for the playoffs here or put him out on the field with the with the players. Yeah, So anyway, that was the thing. This one dog his eyes don't work or something. Let's see here, and for the first time ever, nobody pooped during the thing. I guess, so, hey, these are

No, they didn't do it.

Do you get to catch the game or do you bail out a little because it was kind of lopsided?

Yeah.

I watched a little bit into the second half and then decided that sleep would be since you get up early on in the.

Back, I was looking over some stuff and then I was out. Man, probably all the beers of the whole day. So anyway, who what's what's going on?

Weather was, Well, we've got a pretty rainy forecast ahead for us here as we head through the week and into the weekend, So patchy drizzle around this morning, otherwise mostly cloudy. We will see the clouds break up today heading into this afternoon, letting in some sun. Cool out there, only looking at highs in the upper forties today, mid

Alrighty, thank you sir, We'll talking an hour. Appreciate it, all right. Also in the I feel like the whole theme of the show is is jumping in the wayback machine, just like the course correction, and it's a thousand little things every day, like it's you know, Trump over the Gulf of America. He said, we're getting rid of the penny, which I honestly, I don't know if that's a good or a bad thing. I'll tell you this though, I

Like?

Or no?

No, it wasn't him filating the Devil.

It was Sam Smith, I think, right.

Sam Smith? But who was the guy who did a video of him lewinskyin the Devil? It's the old town road dude whatever his name is, right, People don't want to see that. People don't want to see that at halftime or as Ross said, the sacrifice to Moloch. All right, we don't. And by the way, even if you just hold your hand in a way, those people are going to think you're sending messages anyway, there's nothing you can do. But you don't have to make it the theme of the show, and they didn't.

And I think there needs to be a certain level of name recognition, right, even though, like we were talking before about the halftime a few years ago with Snoop Dogg and Trey. My mom might not have liked it, but she knew who they were, right, because that's same recognition. I have a lot of people who are asking me over the weekend and coming up to the super Bowl, who is Kendrick Lamar. They had no idea, no idea who he was.

I mean, he's very he just won a bunch of awards. Very popular for the song was if I know it is a big song because I almost don't listen to a lot of music anymore, or not the modern music. So but yeah, again the bar was low. They put something out there that even if it wasn't for you, it wasn't patently offensive. How many like every year, isn't there some weird thing that with one of the performers, No, it wasn't. As a dude on a piano. I thought

So you're telling me they deied the Puppy Bowl?

What? No, No, they they might have eighty eight it.

They ada the Puppy Bowl. Yeah, okay, but you're talking, so you're also talking. Okay, yeah, but you're also talking. You're talking about the the Vegas odds. What was the over under on on dog squats in the Puppy Bowl?

You literally can bet on that. You can bet on that, and if you bet on the under op, you're for real.

I was just I thought about it and was like, there's.

No way this is an actual prop under.

Yeah. So where I go to? I got a buddy who prints out literally all the props and it's like it's like Warren Peace, all of the props surrounding the Super Bowl and brings it where we where we watched the Super Bowl every year, and my buddy Routing, he brought the thing man and I was summing through there and there's a whole section on Puppy Bowl bets Monday after Super Bowl. So there's probably, uh, did we get the Challenger grain Christmas numbers? About how lazy we're going

They saw a map of like you know where people live in Australia and it was like two little red dots and they're like ninety percent of the population lives in these two little red dots. Because the rest of the country will kill you.

Yeah.

Gold Coast basically the Gold Coast of Brisbane, all that area in Sydney. That's it. I know there's something there's Melbourne and all that, but but really no, that's it. Perth is like another world. Man. Yeah, everything wants to murder you. Roz. You ever found one hundred and two deadly vipers in your mulch pile?

I did?

I did?

I did.

My first instinct was like to panic can to run inside and protect my family. But then then the second gear went to effect. And what I did is I took one snake and I tied it together to another snake.

Dude, we had just purged, and I made the.

OPI weapon to protect said family. Snake chucks, venomous viper snake chucks. Have you heard about this?

Why are you? Why are you redoing this just to mess with you? Why are you doing this? Is like, it's by.

The way, happy birthday.

I'll tell you what man? Uh? Anything about barrels full of asked? Did you want to know? Man?

That poor cat?

Yeah? What about? Somebody reposted it?

There's some there are some p one listeners listening to this.

Yeah that's from ninety or that's from twenty twenty one. And somebody just posted a show clip.

In absolute Heaven?

Is that one of your burners too? No, that's why I don't know.

Now, this is the reason I don't do yard work. It's just because of this, because of what if?

Right? This is why you hire random dudes walking by your house and then not tell your wife.

Hey, Spencer's been on the payroll now for like fifteen years, So that was a good investment.

Let's just let's just reiterate. So Ross's wife was like, hey, you got all this yard work you're gonna do. I'm gonna be off running errands all day. No, she had to go to work or where she was gone all days? At what point? And you were like, oh, I don't want to And then you just see it. What was it? A random walking by with a lawnmowers.

It was like a Wednesday afternoon. Yeah, and the yard was looking like the weeds were crazy, literally a jungle out.

You needed to cut a tree off or all the limbs, and yeah, you got a lot of work.

And so I was staring at the window, just depressed. And there goes this guy walking down the street with a lawnmower and I went hey, hey, and I ran out and chased him on the street and I said, I will give you fifty dollars to mow this lawn and he said okay. And he's been coming back ever since, for fifteen years.

Yeah. But what Ross is leaving out is so he did all of it, He turned the tree everything. His wife gets home, she's like it's a fantastic jest. She's like, I love you so much. You did a great job, and then he didn't tell her right away.

So right, and then Spencer came back like two weeks later knocking on the door and she she's like, who's that guy?

You're like, I don't that's a crazy, homeless dude. You wants change for quarterers or something. I don't know, dude, what are you doing? So all right, Well that all works out. So Spencer get eaten by the vipers. He'll be fine. I mean, I understand the system. There are a couple other things, uh not super Bowl related, where we go back to this. Uh did I not put this in the prep? Why am I not seeing this in the prep stack? Russe? Did I not send the

Just involved individual stupidity, like hey, eat a tide pod right right?

Or you're a cinnamon you know, eat as much cinnamon. You don't do that. By the way, spoe full of cinnamon is a bad idea. Yeah it was. It was so bad that they had to get Gronkowski out there to tell them not to eat tidepods. So you found the dude most likely to eat a tide pod to tell you not to eat a type pod. Okay, whatever,

Is the extra part of the challenge not getting shot in the face or is a.

Thing like Franklinton isn't quite the city right, And I think, dude, I could name ten counties in North Carolina where you just don't have a face anymore. What do you do? You're kicking people's doors like a home invader, and there's a couple of you. I mean, the the level of stupidity there. An unidentified male has been reported walking up the doors throughout the neighborhood, kicking them in and then

Yeah, you're gonna end up dead or arrested. Remember there was that that screamer that went to the UK and he was just walking through people's homes. It was like a home invasion challenge.

Well, yeah, that's that he is. But he's from the UK. Yeah, he's the one who also stole the the hacidic Jews hat and then he stole that woman's dog just a just a noose.

And I think one of them went to it might be the same guy went over to Japan and was started like like jumping.

Out different, that's a different lunatic. And they put I want to actually paid attention to because I you know what I've because he went to Korea, South Korea next, and he pissed off so many Koreans that they were just ran like three different incidents where he's just why, he's not even doing the horrible stuff. He's walking down the street like I'm in and then some random Korean dude, like one of them, an ex Special Forces guy, they

It's a preetive strike. Before he destroys someone's car, it breaks into somebody's home.

Yes, in Japan, the yakuza threatened him or somebody who purported to be And I don't think that they denied that he was. They're just they just had it.

You break into the like the boss of the Crazy eighty eight.

Yeah that worked out once for one woman ever. Right, And so now they're walking around semi rule North Carolina, kicking doors open, do that in rocking him. Can't do that in Johnston County please and fell and stream it please, I know we had. I literally when I was a kid, somebody kicked our door open, and I remember how weird it was at like twelve to watch my mother, a little five foot one lady holding a pistol on a dude and going on. She didn't shoot him at least. Yeah,

And I wonder how fast it took surreal, man, how fast it took for her to flip that switch to mama bear and protect her kids.

Oh yeah, she beat us there. My room was. My room was technically closest to where it happened. I didn't even hear it. Is that, you know, teenage or damn near a teenage boy. Man, we sleep through anything. But when she started yelling. She started yelling is actually what got me. Because she's wanted you know, she didn't want to she had the gun on. She wanted to call the police. So I called dial the police. Hander to

I just want I just wanted to.

Let you know that, according to Sheriff Kevin White's Facebook page, the gentleman has been apprehended that was kicking in the doors.

Well, they arrested one guy, so they arrested the second guy, is what you're telling me.

I'm not sure about the second guy. I just know about the first guy.

How bright do you have to be to be kicking doors in North Carolina where everybody owns a gun.

Yeah, that's kind of crazy. It's very dangerous and this area, yeah.

A little bit. So these guys are lucky they have heads. Still, I'll be honest with you.

All right.

Well, I can't wait to see a mug shot of these lunatics so I can see if they look as.

Dum as they act exactly A good day.

Yeah you too? All right, look at that. Well, don't worry. I got two of them. But TikTok's a big place and there's lots of stupid people. So I'm sure they'll come up with even more dangerous stunt. Let's see here. Okay, So going back to this, So she announced the sober Off guy is going to be the wildfires are basically

It it's not a lambo as a lambo for the children. Oh it's not for me.

Well, kids can't drive a lambo.

No you Once again, if I have to reiterate this point, it wasn't for me, all right. A lot of people are saying it was like some sort of like criminal. It was a charity. They you take the Lambeau and you drive around impoverished neighborhoods, and then the children that might be around will see the Lambeau and they'll be able to see me in the Lambeau and know that dreams can come true. So it's an inspiration for the children.

Yeah yeah, yeah, you don't want to get any poor on you. So yeah, so you're just driving through to show them.

Hey, this could be you, right, this could be you one day.

I'm sorry for smirching your efforts there. I'm just salty because people are posting five year old clips of cats that don't exist. So on the Twitter, let me go block that guy, all right? Eight eight eight nine three four seven eight seven four so hot. Look how they in Los Angeles keep getting it so wrong? God bless them. Man. All right, we've got a few more Super Bowl things related excuse me, related stories, America on full display, the ads.

I was?

I was?

I was aware. On like Friday, he came back and because he started off like with these crazy tweets to believe it or not about on Thursday or Friday where he was like, hey, I'm a Nazi, stuff about Jews, and then he wrote he was like, hey, I'm gonna give elon his flowers because he's letting me sell this. I was like testing elon. It's pretty much what I was doing. So it's good to be back. So you're saying, now he's not back.

Yeah, So so yesterday, here's what happened. He posts an apology in Hebrew and then spends the rest of the day posting full length porn videos from porn Hub, not the links he had extracted the video, was embedding them in his tweets. He sent out forty seven adult videos and then he's like, I'm out, Wow, it's not and most of it's pretty tame stuff. I checked for the for the for the show. I was gonna say for the kids.

But let's you checked all forty six videos, forty seven.

Yeah, there's some, it's some, it's some, there's some variety in there. But yeah, no, he apologizes in Hebrew post porn, and then I guess they probably nixed his account more than anything, because you can't just post straight porn, although on Twitter a lot of people do every now and then. So yeah, yeah, so he had himself today. I'm sure he'll be back today posting puppy pictures or something. I

Now?

I got excited because they said Batista was gonna sing it, But it's not that Batista.

It was John Batista actually thought that this morning.

Did you decide it? For a moment, I'm like, really, Batista could say, okay.

Yeah, I didn't watch it because you know, who wants to watch that crap? But I'm like, I'm gonna come in. I got to come in early and get some audio for the button bar for the show. And I was scroll of Twitter and that's how I read it. I was like, wait, Dave Bautista did the national anthem? I got to check this out. I'm like, ahh okay, that's not no, it's no.

It's no, no, no, no different dude. This guy, uh, I think he was the house musician for Colbert Show for a while. So anyway, he did a fine job. And but what was crazy if you if you actually had eyes on it, what was going on? You know, they're panning around. Here's some there's you know, obviously they have military representative, there is the military, and here's some fans look out patriotic. And then and I'm gonna play this

No, it's a different vibe. Ship they're gonna go. And it just shows you ever sit back and just think about what a colossal failure the previous administration was for all of this to be taking place.

Now.

But it wasn't just the administration. It was the society that surrounded their whole, like, hey, let's return to normal when all of this is abnormal and it's now being undone. So that was just a that was a byproduct of it. But I mean the last administration because they were allowed to run ramp and put papers in front of him is signing and he doesn't know what they are.

I mean, the last four years are so bad, so awful that they're like, we're bringing the last guy back and we're going but we're gonna rewind like ten years. It feels like it's ten years ago.

And we're rehiring big balls. Yeah, screw it, Yes, let's I keep saying it. I feel like it's ten years ago. I feel like this is a post Trump America because of what the Trump administration's doing, and it's not like

Do you think we'd be here right now if Elon Hannatt have bought on Twitter?

I mean still there's a lot of people who aren't on Twitter who were still.

Upset with But I think I don't know, man, I think it's exposed so much and it's a big pot.

There's no there's no question. But the question is what people have got? Yeah, if I look, if you take out the things that have come to light the Twitter, like, you know, the thing the Twitter files were was the big first step, right and even though it was very complex, people understood the core points, which by the way, this you said office spent one hundred million dollars to attempt to manipulate advertisers and the messaging they literally and so so.

I'm gonna say up.

Yeah.

In fact, Trump has now the best approval numbers he's ever had. But here's what's crazy. When you look at the generational breakdown, Boomers fifty to fifty almost evenly divided millennials, Trump is plus four. Gen Z, what do you think Trump is?

I'm gonna go nuts to say, like plus twenty.

He's plus ten. That's which is astonishing for the for the youngest pole demo he is. He has the highest approval of any of the demos, beating X millennials and boomers. X is closed. I think it's plus seven. But yeah, gen Z is plus ten. So look, I can make fun of him for TikTok challenges, kicking indoors in towns where everyone owns a gun, I don't know how you solve that somebody's gonna get shot, but they've had enough.

Yeah, we could see several inches of rainfall here as we head through the middle part of the business week. It's gonna be pretty rainy midweek. Some patchy drizzle going on out there now, but I think that'll taper off. Clouds will actually break up today. We'll see a little sunshine through the afternoon, mixing into the clouds, but staying on the cool side, upper part of the forties, loading

All right, Ken, appreciate it, having a good one, sir, Hey you too. Yep, we'll come back with Jeff Bellinger dex hang on.

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Casey. So, speaking of the Super Bowl, now the whole world has to think about the Kendrick Lamar Drake beef. Whose side you got.

Joe, I saw nothing. I didn't see it. I haven't read the controversy.

Have you ever had a beef you don't beef with like a business guy from Reuters or so. You need a beef man, you need somebody to channel your fire at great, Okay, I'll think about that. I'll go find an enemy. Yeah yeah, yeah, all right, good, good good, Thanks Jeff, appreciate it. Okay, take care of a good day. There you go. Yeah, you gotta have a beef man, Oh, go ahead. The New York Post is just getting worse every time I refresh the front page. You wouldn't know the Eagles won

But yeah, I've seen so many photos this morning of Taylor Swift just sobbing, sobbing in the stadium, and then another one of her screaming at Travis Kelcey and I understand that they're completely AI generated, but I don't care.

Yeah, Gross has been literally going through AI photos of Taylor Swift crying all morning.

I think I think the one takeaway from last night.

Making that up. He told me about it like an hour ago that he was doing it.

The one takeaway thing from last night, right I think we can all agree on, is that Patrick Mahomes should retire.

What well, I mean he's probably he's in the hall.

Yeah, he had a good run.

So you what Kelsey and the Homes to retire? Huh?

Unbiased opinion?

How about Hopkins? Doesn't he played for him? Probably have him RETI he's okay. Oh so Ross is on the Mahomes should retire as well. You know that's the thing too, Like, you know, here's what I'll give Mahomes credit. He went there and he's like, I sucked today. This is on me. And it wasn't just on him. He got put in a position because the Eagles defense was just they had a map, dude, they had a map. You know what was crazy is that pick six he threw to Jjon Cooper.

They didn't blitz once.

They didn't well, they don't have to because they can run that four man pressure and they're so good it's basically blitzing, which I mean the Eagles just they dude, they I don't want to say they lucked into the kind of did they would They would sign these random dudes like Lane Trevor with their one lineman is who I wanted the Vikings to sign, and then they did Lane Johnson and then the guy just goes off. And

The other team, the quarterback really knows how to win.

He is a great, great quarterback.

So game prediction, I hate to do it.

I just say that I've watched this great quarterback who has, by the way, a phenomenal wife.

Okay,