Monday-11-27-2023

No no, no, no no no no no no no no no no. Ross. Were you as equally depressed to receive that first show prep email as I was? Honestly, No, honestly, I was kind of excited about it. What's your angle? Lincoln was home from school, okay, three or four days and it was absolutely horrible. He did not take the transition. Well, it was constant crying. And now I'm here and there's no crying because he's back to school today, right he is, yes, yeah, okay, all right, are you ready to do it all again?

And uh hold on, let me count three weeks. That's the other part too, right, Like we have three weeks to go until half the month off, So I'm good to go with that. So I'm counting that down. Okay, three weeks? Good? Good? Good? Was just the pre limbs or was it the full you were at the Kuma te right, I can't remember. Oh no, I don't compete anymore. I'm about management now, is I mean? If you think about it? Yeah,

okay, so you're in the management. Like, why did you think I'm wearing that shiny you know, Bobby the brainheen and jaginal It looks bedazzled. I don't know. I thought I thought Lincoln did like a craft project or something. I don't know. Man Ah, he's absolutely gleaming around around the studio this morning. So uh yeah, all right, well so just management at the Kuma Ta. That's good hot, no good Thanksgiving though, uh you know, food wise to it was the best turkey mark he's ever made.

So good. I put a lot of pressure on her for next year. Now. Well, it's sort of just like accidentally happened. Like we didn't put it in any extra effort because we both do it. It just came out that way. We're both like, this is so good because I tend not to like turkey that much because it's sort of you know, it's it's okay, but it tends to be on. But this was like juicy and amazing. I was so good. Yeah. What if turkeys did that to you? Though? I mean I think I think I've given the chance.

They probably would, did you ever you didn't? I did everybody see the because nine million of you sent it to me. The uh the Peta did themselves a custom piece of artwork, and it's a bunch of anthomorphic turkeys sitting around a Thanksgiving table with what appears to be a roasted human curled up

in the fetal position there. And this is this is where community notes come in because people pointed out, and I suspect, I strongly suspect, considering the death rate at their own shelters, many of the folks in Peta have no formal or at least hands on training in animal husbandry. Uh you know, the raising from a uh you know, from a farmer standpoint or rancher standpoint of the actual food that we eat and the species involved. Because let

me tell you something about turkeys, man, They're not vegetarian. Okay, they are decidedly omnivores. And luckily some folks pointed that out in the Did you see that video that was going around just just so I could further discuss you about birds. Do you see that video that was going around of that seagull eating a whole squirrel? No? I missed it, dude, you didn't see seagull having his best day? I missed it. Oh my god, I'm not shocked. No, yeahs are jerks. Turkeys will eat anything.

They're awful. Why do you think that, like the one of the dramatic over shots in a in a movie is like you know, in a dystopic or a zot Me apocalypse or who the hell knows? Is animals eating your eyes? Many times? Birds? Right? Didn't that crow get the get the virus in about ten seconds in? In? Uh? What am I thinking of? Resident Evil? Right? Didn't crows get affected in like five second? You know why? Because they were eating dead people? So

uh yeah, keep that in mind. Man, I can't believe you missed out on I just assumed it's one of those things. I saw it so many times. I just assumed that you would have seen it. Let's see. I mean most of the time I just spend time when it comes to x now or Twitter on the for you tab. I know a lot of people don't like the four you tab. I love the for you tab. So it's all like wrestling and Twitch and Harry Potter and Star Trek and the

god awful Buffalo Bills. But it's just catered to me. So a lot of times to see that sort of stuff as popular, I kind of have to hit the other tab, but I never go there. All right, hold on, hold on, hold on, Yeah, this is the headline. This is the CBC's headline. I just want to see if there is I guess photography. No, they use Okay, yeah, you scroll down in this, I'm gonna text you this and then there's some stills from the uh from the video here. But yeah, I just you know, I

think it's important that people. Now, does that mean turkeys could get organized and create a giant butterball human slaughter operation? Probably not, sorry, not gonna have like maybe in your kid's cartoon or something. But yeah, yeah, they really whatever, dude, they're pre But I would say this about a lot of the things that we eat, you would not well you would not want to know all the things that they eat all the time. And

turkeys be right up there now. Granted, if you're you know, in a processed turkey facility where it's very tightly controlled what they can consume, you can lean them in the direction of a vegan lifestyle or a very specific I admittedly, I really don't know much about mass raising of turkeys. We didn't have We had no other than wild turkeys on the property. We never raised turkeys. So so I'm seeing the photo it, Yeah, it doesn't surprise

me. Yeah, you feel about seagulls, Yes, yes, you probably thought it was your sandwich and not you know, a whole squirrel, so which you know, not how you feel about squirrels, You probably I guess maybe you don't know who to root for. But yeah, that was, yeah, that was that was everywhere a few months ago. So we'll we'll

tweet out the link anyway, six fourteen. So you know what I realized in trying to recapture everything that happened last week that because there were a lot of a lot of very important stories and I don't know, we may touch back on one or two, but I'm not gonna go full recap on everything going on with Israel and I, right, because there's so there's so many iterations and arguments. It's so interesting when we're off for a week to only kind of see the edges of them, right, and then you kind of

okay, well, i'll plug it when I get back. Man. I spent like an hour digging through all that yesterday and my brain just started hurting. And yeah, we have it. Look, we have a few a few little chunks from some of the bigger stories. But let's see, everybody, everybody hates each other, and the media continues to largely function as a raw raw for one side or the other while abandoning all journalistic practices. I guess that would be the big summary. But look, we'll lean in on

a couple of those. We got to talk about another one of these stupid Oh you think Biden's old, here's a picture of Mick Jagger, right,

because they tried to do it with Dolly Parton as well. And if you don't know why Dolly Parton ended up in the news, and I guess you didn't watch Thanksgiving Day football and have a very delicate topic surrounding that, which as I'm sitting there and I want to say, how many people we were I watch football in eight I mean, I mean probably twenty five twenty five people you were you weren't alone and thinking it, well, no, but

here's what was fascinating. So the group that I'm closest, so the group that I'm sitting directly with, is two other dudes and one of the dude's girlfriends okay, And then there's another group of our friends over there that's consisting of like four or five guys and two of their wives. They're sitting over

in this other little couch. That whole thing and I ironically when the Dolly, when Dolly is on the screen doing her thing in her Dallas Cowboys cheerleader gear, I am up at that moment, loading my plate up with all sorts of goodness. Right and independently, the two groups are having the same exact conversation. And I found that, you know, considering what we do or you know, techniquely we try to pay attention and start conversations and stuff.

I found that incredibly amusing because it turned into a debate slash, argument slash that permeated the entire rest of the day. But of course somebody then had to use that for Hey, but look at Joe Biden. He's fine, all right. So if I if you have no idea what I'm talking about, stick around. Thank you. Casey is on ninety four or five

WPTI in the Triad and one six one FM Talk in the Triangle. I was just saying that if you look purely on paper, right, purely on paper, as you stare forward at your team schedule, when reviewing your team schedule before the season kicked off, I don't think anyone assumed that you the Bills having to play the Eagles wasn't going to be a clash of two of the teams with the highest expectations. Right, So the fact that you guys

had a close game yesterday. Look, I watched it. One of the people who I watched it with, my friend, is an Eagles fan, and I don't talk to the dude during games. Nobody does. He kind of sits over and just screams incoherently, like he's he's hearing voices. But he was so mad at that game, which they obviously ended up still winning. So it like it was the only game that was somewhat interesting to watch

yesterday. It was I didn't watch it. I saw this morning when I got up for the gym that it went to overtime, and I'm like, well, here we go again. I'm like, they're gonna r Sean McDermott is two and six when it comes to one score games. They they he is zero and six when it comes to overtime games. They have six losses on the season. Four of those games have come when the Bills go ahead with a minute and a half left, and they they've lost those games in

the final minute and a half. And this is right, This is what I was saying weeks ago, I was saying, this is the Bill's problem. Either play down to their opponent like the Broncos, or they lose the game in the final minute, like the defense just disappears. It's super weird and I've never seen so many people on the when it comes to the Bills fandom who are now like McDermott has to go. Yeah, they're they're calling for his head. Look, both teams, that's what the Eagles gave you,

guys, what fourteen points on turnovers? I know Josh through uh he waited a little while to throw that pick. But I again, I I I'm not I can't process it through being a fan of each individual team. But like I thought, those two teams played at each other's level. I did hear. I've also been here and I've like there's tons of stuff I'm reading on social media righty. When it comes to the referees, it was

sort of lopsided, of course, Okay, was it true? I yeah, Like I did see the video of like them like the dog collar out of the pocket where they're just like flipping them over and then they they call them for intentional grounding. It's like, come on, honestly, I don't. I don't know. I don't know that I saw anything that or I even attempted to tally it. I'll, you know, tonight during the feature game of the week Vikings Bears, I will be on the lookout for that.

But and I did also see like they had in the first half there was I think ten flags for seventy five or eighty five yards and the Eagles had one flag for five Okay, yeah, I honestly, I'm not even gonna step in that. I I don't know. I was Admittedly, I was kind of passively watching because I was doing show prep a little bit, you know, reading some stuff. But everyone looked equally angry, and I guess maybe that's just the that's the hallmark of a decent game. I don't

know, ty La'm saying. I wasn't surprised though, And like I said, dude, in the next two games they have a bye and then they're going against the Chiefs and then the Cowboys, So good luck with that. Maybe they can pull off and go five and h right and end the season. What would be like ten and seven, ten and six or something, or there's seventeen games now, so I'm like still stuck like, so they

could still possibly pull it out, they could win those remaining games. But well, I mean, if the Patriots don't sweep the division, right right, that's gotta be one of your concerns, right, the Patriots sweeping Oh yeah, of course, yes, Okay, all right, I'm just saying, I mean, you know, is that mathematically possible? I don't know. I don't know what they're gonna do. Do you think Bill Belichick shows up to all the rest of the games this year because he's not He's not

there next year, let's just be honest. Or do you think there were rumors that he was gonna go somewhere? I don't know where though the bills. I heard the bills. So no, I at the very least, like, if you're the Patriots, you just got you gotta be done with the era whatever. I don't I don't know where that's happening. He's also such a curmudgeon. He's a kind of dude that I could see just not showing up for the last three weeks of work or whatever because f you or

I mean, so, I don't know. I don't know, man, But no, in all honesty, like they got said they're they're at that like they're where the Vikings were, and a lot of teams were where you just got so much broken that simply going out and trying to draft a QB's not gonna do it. Uh. We purge all of our front office, coaching, everything, right, so that you have this, You have this vision of what you want your team to be, and then some teams do

a good job going out and meeting them that vision. Uh. The Eagles are a good example. I dude, Atlanta, I know that they got quarterback issues right now. They got a ton of weapons, so I don't know, but I do know this. I do know this. I just rambled on and I didn't get to the Dolly Parton story, so that we'll do that in the next segment. Okay, all right, no worry, It's not all football. We got chicks on beaches getting arrested and dead marsupial

disrespect and yes, even political news and AI coming to kill you. It's all on the way. Hang on, keeping you connected. This is ninety four five WPTI and the Triad and one six one FM talked in the Triangle. All right, in what I now refer to as the greatest failing in all of Twitter slash x's history, the hashtag, which I'm gonna claim ownership of because you can click on it and you can see other you know,

from that point you can see other people who have used it. And immediately when I watch Dolly Parton going up there and kicking button taking names during the halftime for the Cowboys game on Thanksgiving, you know, in the traditional Daisy Duke short shorts and top that you see the Dallas Cowboys cheerleaders have at the age of seven with seventy seven or something, and she's out there doing her thing, and yeah, I understand the lip seeking thing, but all of

that, but and and like and just killing it. And then I had to see people like, get the what is going on over here? Why was Dolly Parton up there? And I felt an obligation to simply using a play on words to tweet out the hashtag hashtag Dollywood right ross you guys, did you ever go to Dollywood? You've been over to Dollywood. We've passed it. You passed it, but you never sampled the various This was not

that Dollywood. It was a it was a play on words, and it was Dolly but instead of wood like you know the woods, it's would like you would. And so when you pair those two words, not only has become a Dollywood parody, but also you know, it's a recognition that Dolly's awesome. It that's that's what it means with a little adult humor thrown in, and it's part of an internet meme. Right. The person most often used in the internet meme is the now disappeared former president of China. Right.

The other one is the I said classic I don't know is Norman Rockwell, But it's the guy standing up in the middle of the town mating the short black hair and he's just so he's, you know, stands up and there's nothing but underneath the online it just says the word would would you would? Yeah, So you know it's it's like, what's the joke. Do

you use something? Oh? Yeah, I've had worse right, right, Because we'll do some scuzzb for a person story with some chicks like I'm a tattooed my face with a pickaxe, right, and or or whatever some crazy story out there, and then the joke is I've had worse right. So that's what it is. That's all it should be and uh I and then

and then people can't help themselves. And it turned into and this made me so angry, this need to use it to justify Joe Biden go as though all people in their seventies and eighties for that matter, are exactly the same. So you get these chastising things like, so if you like Dolly and you could and you're going to go see Stones Tour and you watch share in the Macy's Day prey, which we'll get to that, then why are you worried about Joe Biden's age? A couple things? While Dolly Parton, well

you know it was it was not a Dolly Parton. Look, we were probably used to. She never looked like a lost rumba at any point. So that's disingenuous. And here was the amazing thing. I'm sitting in that this big room, we got the games on, you know, a bunch of people gathered and independent at that moment, independent groups of people were all amassed in the same debate, and and that was you know, huh, well you get her right, and everyone debating whether they you know, just

just really perverse Dolly stuff. Probably not good for radio, but I found it so interesting because it was a mix of dudes arguing upset wise one girlfriend who is like, I just want to look like that. So her argument was you should like when she's seventy something and she's in her late thirties. I think right. So it was so interesting, but none of it was

political and I just really appreciated that. And then I saw that people wanted to use it to justify Joe Biden's you know, lost in the Wilderness routine. There we talked about it. News and Observer they did a similar thing recently right where they had that you know, if you leg Bob Dylan and Robert DeNiro, you should be able to have put your faith in Joe Biden. It's like, I don't know, maybe people age differently, but all when it comes to the Dolly partner thing. Another thing I was seeing is

people were saying, there's one guy specifically that was likes disgusting. She can't even fill up the shorts anymore. She's lip sync in and she can't even really sing anymore, and she needs to you know, it's time to go away and retire, and nobody needs to see this. I'm like, dude, you need to shut up. She is seventy seven, dude, she is seventy seven, And I've never known everybody loves Dolly Parton. She is like how Betty White was before she passed, where everybody loves Betty White,

everybody loves Dolly. You can't. I Lincoln still receives library books, like she has that book program that she sends children, and we get like library books like every few weeks from Dolly Parton, and it's just she's great. How can anybody be like, she needs to go away? No? Stop? How are you like when you're seventy seven, dude, I mean in a box? Right dead? Yeah? Yeah, I just couldn't like.

And the last thing she wants to be a drug a? Do you remember when she did like they tried to get her a little political because she didn't want to go what did she want to get the presidential medal? Right? Right? Oh yes, right yeah, because she's just no, I don't but it wasn't even for political reasons. I don't remember what it was. I remember they tried to they tried to deride Dolly at that point, and everyone's just like, come on, man, you can't, no, you

can't. That's Dolly man. She's a national treasure. Leave her alone. Now, what if? All right, you ready for this? Uh? Let me let me try to let me Devil's advocate on this. What if during the halftime of tonight's Minnesota Vikings Bear Spectacular, which I know you guys are all waiting around for just probably not gonna be able to get anything done today, Let's say that same outfit, same song, but Joe Biden, right, do you will that will that restore your faith? Is he is?

He's up there doing you know, all changes and high kicks or I'm not gonna lie. I'd watch, but would you watch it and from an entertainment perspective or in the same way that you would watch something emerge from a person's chest you think is an alien? Right? Exactly? Oh? The other one? Okay? All right, well hey, so there you go. That's the bar you need to be striving after. Well, people are just saying, well, why does people send me stuff? I did look,

and I just I did not even mean to click. Do not send me your creepy ass fake dolly porn? Okay, I have to I what is it like like parody? Or are you talking like AI stuff? It? Look? I can't. I don't know. I accidentally started it. I'm not touching it, and frankly, I'm probably gonna have to burn this computer with a flamethrower. Who is sending you fake Delli Parton porn? Call him out? Do it? Come on, Coward? Is it Boston Paul? No? No, no, no, that's not no. Is it

Corey? No? No, it's not one of our ragulars. Oh, I'm trying to look at the email address. He's got random setting you Delli Porton thing. Well, I believe that's what it is, judging by the half second of images, and it's like it's like six forty two in the morning. Somebody has that. I'm ready to go. He had to do like maybe stand by. Maybe that's the maybe that's the only thing getting motivated

on a Monday. You know, Mondays are tough, man, They're like, ah, maybe they also had you know, maybe they took at least the last half of the week off right like most people did. And so now it's, you know, back to the Monday grind. What can get me going is coffee? Gonna do it? No about of coffee. Hey, here's some random fan, creepy fan generated fake Dolly stuff. Let's send that to the morning host. Did you want me to send that to you? Are you good? Or I don't afford that? Okay, I will.

I have to. I legally, I'm legally obligated to. I have to ford it all the ross and then he sends it to Kyle and it's the whole thing. So all right, I hope that's not what that is. But you know it's good. It's just Dolly out there doing her thing whatever. I mean, there's a there's a little adult humor to it. But those of you taking this way too seriously, calm down. And those

of you making Dolly did you make it? I don't know. Would that be creepier to make it or to find it scouted out and copy it. It's just such a weird thing to get angry at, like like the thing that was trending as the phrase she's seventy seven years old, like good for

her and not Dollywood. Not Dollywood, which again is the biggest failure of the Twitter x model, I think in the in the company's history now, some people would say it was the former regime's, you know, pipeline of government officials controlling all of your speech that that was a pretty big letdown. But I don't know, man, I think this is I think this is

up there, considering how incredibly clever that hashtag was. I don't even know what Elon Musk is doing anymore, Like he needs to resign obviously, one hundred one hundred. You know we need in there is you need you need a seventy seven year old rock star running that, or or Joe Biden tell him it's the country. He's not gonna know. Little job swap there anyway,

six forty five case O Day radio programs. So yeah, yeah, I heard independent groups of grown individuals having conversations on you know, it's bar closed time and there's Dolly and I just it was so weird, and it was still more wholesome right in that slightly inebriated, perverse gathering of individuals to watch football and you know, damn near try to pop themselves full of food. It was still remarkably more wholesome to how that event was then used by

people who can't just give it a rest for one day on Twitter. Right. So, but hey, if you're listening to the show and you're in your mid to late seventies and your spry and alert and active and all that tell the boon beets they really really would like to use you for their political purposes. So that would make them very had and maybe you can get some free like I don't know, yard work or something out of it. You

got options six forty six hang out. So yeah. Yeah, and some people craved to be on TV so I but you didn't get the impression I wanted to be there. Just telling me something amazing that gave me so much a game, kid, honestly gave me a warm thought. Yeah, I'm thinking of my mother because this sounds like something that she would have actually enjoyed while not enjoyed doing, based on how she used to threaten me with consequences

for my actions. All right, So what happened? Okay? So was on Patrol Live and it was in Richland County, South Carolina, Okay, which is one of the more popular counties. And that's an interesting place. Yeah. Yeah, So they pull over this dude for like a traffic stop and he will knock it out of the car and he's causing them issues and stuff, and they go, but let me say this, let me say this on the radio, because you would agree. Most people are not aware

of this. If a police officer asked you to step out of a vehicle, it's not a Fourth Amendment debate. This is based on This is based on case law, Supreme Court ruling and uh, I can't remember the name of the state case where an officer can ask you to exit your vehicle. It's an officer safety issue, and it's not a debate, Okay, it's it's it's not a debate. Doesn't mean they can search your vehicle if they

don't have probable cause. It doesn't mean a lot of things, and you may find it annoying, but you're not going to win that legal argument. And the sheer volume of these videos that start with people who think that that is optional when it's not is baffling to me. So this dude, he decided it's optional, right, right. They finally get him out of the

car and he's in the back of the of the squad car. Whatever he caused like a major scene they had, you know, a lot of different officers that have come by, and also in this car pulls in and they're like who is this now? Like what are we dealing with now? And this woman gets out and It turns out to be the guy's mother who was watching on patrol live on TV, and she is mortified and she is telling

them, I raised him better. We watch every week. We tell him to obey, you know, officers commands, and I can't believe he would do this. And I'm so embarrassed, And can I speak to them? Can I speak to him? And they're like, yeah, go ahead. She goes in the back of the car and she just she she rips him a new one. And I've raised you better. I'm not gonna bail you out. You're lesson learned here. You're gonna have to spend your time in jail. We're not coming to get you. You embarrass the family. You

need to obey their commands. We raised you better. And she's going on and it was the greatest thing in the world. It's awesome. They close the door in the guy and they go back into the camera pans over to the officer and he's like, you know nothing. He escalates and diffuses the situation more than when a suspect's mother comes down to confront him. Do you

remember that? Do you remember the video of the woman who was watching This is the mostly peaceful summer of unrest, right, and I can't remember what's it it was in, but you know, people were running around. They were doing what they were doing in towns, right, you know, smashing

windows, starting fires, looting stuff, all that. And there's some looting going on and you see this woman bust in the middle of the street and grabbed this kid who looks to be I don't know, maybe seventeen, right, but he's all he's all you know, he's all covered up, he's got his bandan over his face and all in his hood up. And and even through all of that, Mom was watching TV and realized that that's her

jackass son out there acting a fool and stealing stuff. And she came down, ripped his mask off them, and just destroyed him in the middle of the street with you know, with mom energy. And so he tailed between the lady. She went viral for that. Good for her, man, good for her. That's my mom. My mom would threaten because we had a couple of family members of law Enforcement's so small town of Wyoming too,

it's like you're not gonna get a with anything. Uh. I was more terrified if I ever had a run in, and I eventually I did. One time when I was a junior, I got we had we had a little, we had a little. Uh, we found some beers in a ditch. They're just laying everywhere out in wyoming'd be very careful. So whatever.

So it's you know, the standard we call it a MIP or minor in possession, and it was you know, you do some community service, pay a fine, and you don't do anything for a year and you're fine. So so I got uh And the irony was I wasn't drinking. I just happened to be in the vehicle. So it was old dumb but either way, Uh, there I was far. I would have been like put me in max locker. Where do you keep the murderers? Right? Just don't release me to my mother and the off where the officer is involved.

It was like I talked to your mother last night and that was a more terrifying prospect than anything. So uh. She would then like verbally create these nightmare scenarios like one day you're gonna get arrested by both your uncles after having been at a party for too long and for a felony or something right, and consequences of your eyes She used to like create these weird scenarios that would, you know, just instill terrifying imagery and what potentially could be. And

I didn't appreciate it as a kid, I respected its effectiveness. You know. My mother was the same way. And I wasn't a kid that got in a lot of trouble, right like I just I just wasn't. But I was very aware because we used to watch cops back in the day. I was very aware that if anything, if I ever got in trouble, I would not be built out. It would not happen. Oh yeah, yeah, I don't see. She would let me sit there forever. She

didn't come get me either. How did I even because I went to the police station and they give you a ticket and then they don't really put you in the jail. They put you in this whole holy room to your parents can get My mom didn't come get me. I think who came and got I think my uncle came and got me. So I don't know if that was her holding out or it was just more convenient, but it was one

of the uncles whose law enforcement officer, but he was off duty. So good times, man, good times, What a great catch all right, good morning everybody, and you're welcome. It is our number two here on the k c O Dave Radio program phone number eight eight eighty times three four seven eighty seven four. So we're just I was just talking about randomness mostly, I guess, a little bouncing around, a little punchy after a week off and then, uh, you know, we got three weeks and then

back end of December. Uh yeah, Well, if you've been with the show for ady period of time, you know that's generally when we take a little time off. But between now and then, you know, we'll be doing our thing. And we a lot of people had a lot of different experiences, and and one that I thought was very interesting was the Dolly Parton insanity, like leave her alone. There's there's there's no reason for this. Thankfully, Ross, I determined that they somebody did not send me actual AI

generated Dolly adultness stuff. They just sent me something that has a screenshot of Dolly still and then cuts to what obviously is not Dolly Parton but shares some attributes. But it's way too early for that crap. And Ross is right, you had it at the ready. You're weird, okay, it's what it's like, six forty two in the morning. Yeah, come on,

man. So as we got that stacked, and then we talked about moms scaring the crap out literally, I think because I knew the deputy who literally drove me in when I got my minder, and he made an hoof sound when I mentioned calling my mom because he knew, he knew it wasn't gonna go. Like, you could have put me in the pit of despair and not called my mom, and I would have been much happier with that result, mostly because I don't even understand how that water wheel torture device worked like

mechanically. Was there ever an explanation, even if it was one that was like, oh, it's magic in the Princess Bride, because I don't remember if they ever explained how that torture device works. Yeah, I'm not an engineer, full disclosure. So I mean I couldn't figure it out either.

Okay, we're watching on like a smaller scale. We were watching Home Alone yesterday, part of your nine hundred Days of whatever, the two hundred Days of Christmas Family, two Days of Christmas, right right, Yeah, we're smack dab towards the end of it. But it was a scene as you would say, we are something deep, yes, yes, yes, this

scene where like they're looking at the house from outside. It looks like there's tons of people inside it because he has all these mannequins set up and cardboard cutouts that are like they look like Holy System and like some weird rooms like Goldberg Machine, like the Goldberg Yeah. And I was thinking, like, first off, if I I couldn't do that to save my life, Like I could not set that up. So what there's a marionette? I mean

no, but it's just how he set it up. But he's like a little kids made But I was thinking, like why does he have why does his family have a basement full of mannequins, like creepy mannequins, Like that's not normal. And I was thinking, we can't be the only person to think about this, and we google and it comes up in the you know where it finishes your your question like why does Kevin Mcowister's parents have all these mannequins? How many mannequins at the at this moment in time do you have

in your house? I mean you and theam or the whole house. If you're like, we bandits are coming just in my basement or the entire house. The entire house is zero, right, most people put in that situation, let alone a child, a seven year old right where you're like, oh my god, what bandage they're coming. Here comes Joe Peshi and the guy that did the voice in the Wonder ears they're coming to get me.

And you're like, quick, go to the basement and get all the mannequins and set up this machine that's going to make them think that people are home. I'd be screwed because I have no mannequins. And apparently Cinophiles answered this, because of course they did. And I guess it's never mentioned in the

movie. I don't think, but his mom was a fashion designer makes sense because when you said it, I in my head, I'm like, oh, yeah, that's right she is. Because I think that the one of the reasons for Paris was like a fashion contact in France had recommended or some you know, I think there's some little bit of something there. Did you ever see the making of that movie? Yeah? They don't like, no, they expected that movie was going to be awful. Nobody was gonna want

to see it. Yeah, they filmed it in the same location they did the breakfast club, I guess, like the same school. The house is actually like I don't know if it's the house with a sound stage, but a lot of it was filmed inside of high school. The interiors of the house. Now, I will say this from a movie perspective. I like horror movies, and apparently if you own a big old house that you're not

using anymore where you've now had to like dust cover everything. Those people tend to own crap tons of man they do, right, That's what I'm saying. It's a staple, it's a truth. If it's a if a potentially haunted house, they will own a lot of mannequins and keep sheets over them, which seems counter into Well, this is why we were started thinking before we googleed it. We're like, is like his dad as serial killer? Like why do they have all these creepy mannequins in the basement? Like it's

weird? But now like, because I'm all about defending it and protecting my family at home defense. Oh, I'm just looking forward to the future. I've ordered like twenty mannequins. Did you never as a child have to defend the homesteads. I did not have you. This is this is I'm telling you. This is the difference between all right, are you there? Yeah, Wyoming. Now I'm not saying your microphone cut out big time. Oh and there it goes again. Fantastic, Wyoming. Your microphone keeps cutting out.

All right, I'm going to take this as a victory. I think he's surrendered to my debate. We're gonna try to are you do you want to try to reboot and come back? Yeah? Because it's really bad. Okay, all right, something keeps happening to your microphone. We'll be right back. Smart talk all day, pt I and the Triad and Talk and the triangle. All right, well, that's awesome. So we have we have two rolls of duct tape and some gorilla. We even have gorilla tape

in that there. So hopefully we'll keep everything tethered together for the next three weeks. So I reset the entire mi cunit. It sounds ross. Does it sound okay? You're coming through in Cambodian. Oh that's about I don't even know that. It's a feature, not a bug. Okay, as they say, so, yes, very very world focused show. Now, we were talking about our childhood experiences having to defend the homestead, and I realized that not everybody grew up. You know, Kevin McAllister obviously had the

skill set. You didn't have to go through it, and I think you should be happy about that. In Schenectady and Wyoming, man, it's a regular thing where the homestead is not being defended by the wet band. They were wildly successful in capturing wolves and bears and Mexican cartel members that everyone just thought I was crazy for digging, and that's why I like it so but it rose no, no, it's supposed to be a goat. Unfortunately, we heard about two words of everything you just said. Oh jeez, so

that's fantastic. All right, I'm gonna I'm gonna have to reset the entire board and all of that. So that's good. All right, Well, let me get to some I mean, that bit is just not meant to be. Did you guys hear the AI musical artists are now a thing? Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. Hello world. My name is Anna Indiana and I'm so excited to share my music with you. Here's my first By the way, Anna Indiana sounds like an OnlyFans account Okay song betrayed

by this Town. As an AI singer songwriter, everything from the key, tempo, chord progression, melody notes, rhythm, lyrics, and my image and singing is auto generated using AI. I hope you like it. Yeah, I'm creeped out. I'm I'm super duper creeped out. And really even the movements of your AI image are creeping me out. So please, when you go to sing your AI completely AI generated song, don't creep me out further. And and she's creeping me out again. That's not natural, That's

not how humans move. I think AI is getting dumber sitting at my favorite cafe, sipping my tay it's Saturday, thinking about all he's done. Everyone. Yeah, no, broken dreams, No, I'm Silent's great? Is that an Irish act? I don't go with the accident? Is all right? So you're in your you're in your cell at Guantanamo and you have the choice of having that blasted over and over or what was that? It's Friday?

Who is that chick? The Friday Friday song? Rebecca Black? Those are your choices, which would you most like to be tortured by I mean, when she starts singing, I'm like, this is to me, and this might anger some people, but I'm like this had sound like the lyrics and the way she isn't really singing, she's talking, right, is on par with Taylor Swift. Oh jeez, No, That's how I felt about it. I'm like, this is the trade. I don't say, I

talk. I'm a poverty female version of Johnny Cash. Wow wow, because I've heard people make that comparison. Because when I say that, and I've said this for like a decade now that Taylor Swift doesn't sing, she speaks and she she talks, and like, oh, well that's what Johnny Cash did, I'm like, how dare you? How how dare you? Don't even make that comparison like that it a hole. Dolly Parton probably said that, right, You're like, oh well, Johnny Cash, just but don't

even do just stop. Just and I just to this day, like Markey and I are talking about this. I don't understand her success when it comes to like, cause she has like a cult type status success because she is an exceptional in anything. She's not super hot. Her songs are like amazing, like she isn't a great dance. I don't understand it. I don't understand the phenomenon. So when I hear when I hear these lyrics on here is just kind of like but the at least the AI can kind of like

hold it nout. I'm like, this sounds like a song that's on par with a Taylor Swift song. There are five twenty so your old women with pitchforks surrounding, do you think they could help with the mic unit the mic process? I mean maybe they could damage it so they will finally replace it. Yeah, Ross is gonna have to run to his vehicle from Swifties today. And you did, did you know what's on the way in? By the way, did you see what's walk when you walk through the lobby?

Did you see it? Go ahead? So when you walk walk through the lobby, now the Christmas tree is up, and also it looks amazing love. But then when you you put in their security code and you leave the lobby, they have stockings up and they're all of the all of them up and they're tailors Swift stockings. I have no idea why is there? But is there stuff in them? And the answer not yet. No, are you going to excitedly? Look? When when is our first show back after

Christmas? January second? Yeah, January second, January second. Are you gonna be like a kid coming down the stairs or what? Hoping they're not going to be there anymore? I think they're just trolling us. You should take them home. You guys have what nineteen Christmas trees? You can't have an obscene amount of stocking. I don't have any room because I have all those mannequins coming for home defense. Put the stockings on the mannequins, get

some foot mannequins. Man mix it up a little now. Are your mannequins diverse? Oh yeah? Oh yeah, like you kidd me? Really, how are they diverse? Hey? You're our elf on the shelf? Is Hispanic? I didn't just mean that, I mean like, are your mannequins different body sizes? Right? Is who was the who's the girl from the podcast who got the Gorlock to Destroyer? Yeah? Do you have a gorlock?

Manican? I don't? Wow? Wow, you're right though, Like if you were a wet pandit looking outside the House of the Silhouettes, right and you see all these super skinny healthy people dancing around my living room. You'd be like, that's not real because at least this is America. One of them has to be morbidly obese three at least, right, Well,

it was the nineties, it was a simpler time. So no, now you have to have gore lock and you got to put one of the mannequins in a wheelchair and then although what although if it wasn't one of them in a wheelchair, or like, what was the mobility they were able to buy? I think I don't know. I think you're right. I think one of them was. Yeah, but it has to be visibly like that. So really, what you want to do is you don't want to use the

mannequins to emulate a holiday gathering. You want it to emulate a diversity, equity and inclusion seminar. Right, So even if you just want to have the mannequins play out that scene from the diversity training on the office, at the very least you'll know what, you know, what kind of mannequins to work with. But yeah, no, it should be fun, all right. I am not here for AI artists, and there there's there's gonna be two different versions of them. Right, there's gonna be the the TikTok whoever

it is, original music, that kind of thing. But also there is going to be this incessant need by people who own you know, who own the licensing for you know, for deceased singers to start putting new albums out. And I don't know, maybe that kind that creeps me out far more right if you're just some I guess I can live with the evolution of an AI artist. I will never understand it, but you better not put a new Johnny Cash album out, Do you know what I'm saying? Whether you

think he's speaking or seeing or whatever your stupid taking. You heard the one they released where he was singing Barbie Girl a Girl, Yes, yes, yes, so you realized he could turn anything into gold like right, but he doesn't need to right right, Like it's we don't need we don't need new Elvis, we don't need new Johnny Cat Beatles. We're fine. Why what happened to the Beatles? But some I missed something? Oh that's that's

good. Yeah, no, so we're good on all that stuff. Okay, and Ross is gonna reconfigure his mannequins, so he's representative a numb because that's you know, that's what we do. All right, seven twenty eight, I'm gonna go beat equipment with a wrench and uh, hopefully we'll be back one o six one am Talk w pt I two stations driving the best

in talk. This is Casey O'Day and Carolina's Morning News. Uh. One of the strangest stories, one of the strangest stories that I watched kind of developing in the background, right because you're partially unplugged because you're on vacation across you know, I had to do a sales team's meeting on Wednesday last week. Vacation, right, but yeah, I keep an eye to stuff.

Was the evolution of the Niagara Falls nine to eleven or whatever. I'm not laughing at it from that, I'm laughing at it because this story emerges about how a terrorism incident has taken place at one of the US Canadian border crossings

up in northern New York there, specifically Niagara Falls. I've met actually this is I've I have exited the US to Canada on this crossing, on this bridge actually because I was driving when I was in Minneapolis and I was driving back from like Cooper'stown, New York, carry up there, and it was faster to drive through that little sliver of Canada there. So that's actually where I crossed over. And so they had this a car laden with explosives right

blew up a border station and terrorism. And then like as the story's being reported and then videos started coming out, I kind of changed just to smid. So we're walking up the road and we seen this car coming down towards the border and he was flying over one hundred miles an hour. There was a car in front of him. He swerved out, went in front of the car, hit the fence, went flying up into the air. I think there was an elevation part. He went up into the air and we

just seen the fireball and that's all we could see it. It was just covered the smoke everywhere. But uh yeah, by the way, I couldn't sound more Canadian if he tried. So you talk about the elevation, is this this car got it got air man, But they made it sound like the guy was screaming alloa acbar and you know he had like wires sticking out of the back of his Ford Bronco. But that that was the case, and in fact another story started to emerge as the story then switched into this.

Now it was just a guy going really fast in a really expensive car, probably really tuned up after going to the stage show known as Kiss. And he was driving like an a hole and he hit some port of some sort of barrier. And that's not a good thing to do. To slam your three hundred thousand dollars Bentley into a fixed concrete item. Even at three

hundred thousand, it does not farewell. The fifty six year old man from the area he lives in a very upscale island and that's not far away, who had intended to go to the Kiss concert which was canceled, then changed his plans to a casino where he spent some time, and then leaves the casino and then drives at a high rate of speed along this road in Niagara Falls, hits the divider, goes airborne, as the governor said, and lands in an explosion. Authorities believe he was in the car with his wife.

This was a Bentley two door Excelsior X. This is a car that goes for about three hundred thousand dollars new, so it does not as Matt Moragula from the FBI indicated the Special Agent in charge in Buffalo who runs the Joint Terrorism Task Force up there, does not have any of the earmarks of terrorism. It looks much more as they have been able to go backwards to it like a terrible accident. Okay, all right, how did that? Okay, so you stole me a story that, if it was set in

Florida would just be another Florida man story. Right, Florida man go into a kiss concert probably gets a little pre tuned kiss concert canceled. He's upset, not realizing the kisses in the real band their stage act, and therefore shouldn't be in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. See, I think kiss is amazing. I have nothing bad to say about him. I think that quality talent man generational, you know what I mean. My argument, by the way, is what Ross explained to me before the show was his

official position. So if I dude, I think I think kisses great thing. Anybody that collects like a large quantity of kiss memorability is amazing. Why are you kissing the PD? What are you even talking about? Huh? That the Greensboro PD is like a kiss that he doesn't up in the stage makeup at the time. Yeah, yeah, you're saying that my former first

program director. Yes, when I worked at the hot FM on the more Heads in your double wide GT. Bosh, you're saying that guy who's the director of our Greensboro station, Yes, who put down the deposit in my first apartment because they didn't have credit. You're saying that guy is a big Kiss fan. I had no idea. Uh huh. The same guys now our boss in Greensboro. And yes, that's crazy. Yeah, yeah,

it's so weird. Huh. I can't believe the research A party didn't come up with that for anyway, his kiss tattoo aside, I have nothing bad to say about the band. You know he has a tattoo. I just say it. So, So basically it was the It was an upstate New York version of Our Boss. Although JT does he have a three hundred thousand dollars Bentley Probably, I have not seen one. So but anyway, so some guy who's upset he didn't go to Kiss then goes to casino, probably

drank more, maybe lost money. He's already in the doldrums and he's just like let's see what this Bentley can do. All right, there's a thousand bad decisions there, and obviously the guy is a terror upon the roads. He the amount of people he could have killed if that rate of speed the Bentley, that's a heavy that's a big heavy car too. Thankfully it did not, you know, but what part of that, what part of you watching that looking at a cargo airborne not explode right as though it was detonated

and a three hundred I don't know if you know this. Generally, if terrorists are going to use a vehicle to kill a bunch of people, well a lot of times they just run a truck, right as we've seen uh In uh In in Paris and also the First World Trade for that matter, with the rider truck there. They're not using three hundred thousand dollars Bentley's So I'm not a detective here, but like, shouldn't the fact that and you may not know it's three hundred thousand, but you're gonna know what's Bentley?

Right? Right? Does it look like a U haul or like the video VW bus the Libyans are in the backs of the future, right right? No, No, it's like it looks like what uh, doctor dre arrived in at the show. You know what I'm saying, who's the terror? Who's what crazy jahattis is like, all right, so I'm going to pilot my vehicle into the heart of the infidels, right, they're trying to blend in. And when you're in Buffalo, right, you drive around. That's

another good point. Yes, and you're Bentley as you do. In fact, the whole tel You ever seen a Bill's tailgate nothing but Bentley, right, and porta potties and naked people covered in porta potty stuff falling in holes. But other than that, Betley's Bentley's as far as the eye can see. Right, No, no suicide bomber has ever been like, all right, I'll do this, but I'll only do this in a Bugatti. Right. Can you imagine telling you know, whoever isis number two is who's probably

having to deal with the day to day hiring stuff. Right, all right, So it says here you want to be a you want to be a martyr. Right, So yeah, we got some openings recently. We need you to do this. You're like, wow, hold on, I'm not coming aboard for anything less than Bentley and fifteen dollars an hour, Like, was that a negotiation position with ISIS or well, I mean, it's all

Iran's money. But but the fact that that turned in for several hours as though there was some sort of like terrorist attack on the US border and then devolved into a drunk a hole in a Bentley was mind boggling because there's no explanation really how it started at one hundred and then had to like de escalated to five. But it was fascinating, all right, seven five Ken moon in because Ray stagic takes all the vacation day uh and the gust he played

Thursday? What's he even doing? I don't know. Are you? Are you in Atlanta fan, by the way, I am, Yes. I gotta tell you look, and I mean this, since you guys have a lot of young weapons on that team, man, like from a rebuilding standpoint, if you guys could ever get it together like offensive, I mean that this is a terrifying roster. I just happened to watch a little of your game yesterday. Yeah, they're just very inconsistent, turn the ball over too

much. But you're right, there is there is a lot to like if we can just get it all on the same page and head it in the right direction. Yeah, Nike, the vikings h everyone's dead. Okay, all right, that's it was all about me so but anyway, all right, Ken, it's all about weather. Let's talk about the week has in store. All right. Well, we've got some petchy fog out in about

this morning. After that burns off or hit it for sunshine today, it'll be breezy and cool out there today, but we do have some colder air that's going to move in here over the next couple of days. Middle to upper fifties this afternoon thirty tonight, but tomorrow windy and colder, sunny, but with gusty west winds. High temperatures Tomorrow we're only expected to be in

the upper part of the forties. I think we'll see another days on Wednesday with highs in the forties, although less wind, and then temperatures do moderate for the end of the week, partly cloudy, upper fifties Thursday, maybe a few showers late Friday. Otherwise partly to mostly cloudy skies in low sixties. All right, Ken, we'll talk in an hour. Appreciate it, sir, alrighty, all right, there you go, Ken Boone from the weather. Uh oh, Ross, did you see? We just got an

email from our boss. I'll read it during the break. I I you know, if he's upset about you insulting Kiss, I'm very very sorry. But well, I'm sorry what No, I'm just saying. I just respect them completely and I am a fan of their entire collection. I see what you did there. Yeah, they're at their stage show. All right. Anyway, contemplate that we'll be back hanging on your day Smarter one six one af M Talk and News Talk ninety four five WPTI more with Casey starts now.

Alrighty, welcome back at his seven point fifty one. Our boss apparently has been to all the Kiss shows, so missing one would not have caused him to drive his Bentley, which he doesn't own, into a barrier. There you go. No, But in all seriousness, even though the story was that it started as something else, and I saw people were multiple outlets were carrying this statement that the car quote had explosives in it, and I saw that they were lampooning Fox News for this. But Fox wasn't the only

one. And I will say this not necessarily defending it Fox was was using an on the record quote from law enforcement, right, So it wasn't They didn't just arrive at that from speculation. So my question is, how did it go from that and that quote, which apparently still exists because they issued refined quotes from the FBI and whatnot. How did how did the initial reporting start as this is probably a terrorist attack, which was then conveyed to media.

The whole thing is crazy, man, like, the whole evolution of the story and how we got there and the fact that it's an on the record quote, and I don't know what the heck's going on. Donna, what's up? Good morning, Casey, welcome back. Yeah, yeah, yeah, Hey, listen, I take exception to your your kiss what do you call it? What? What? No? By the way, this is not me. That doesn't mean I dislike kiss. I simply recognized kiss for what it is. It's uh, it's it's it's an artistic parody stage

show of an actual band. Okay, well it is a stage show. But they did have some good songs that they first came out with. And I guarantee you that that guy was listening to Detroit Rock City when he went flying up the road maybe maybe, but you know, okay, but I'm I'm still I'm not going to pretend like you may think that some of the stuff, the music from Spinal Tap was good, but you know they're not. I'll tell you who I do like. I like Instant Sorrow from Get

Him to the Greek. Okay, and that's a fake band. I'm just pointing. I'm just pointing out, you know, you can still be entertaining, but you don't not you don't have to necessarily carry the moniker there is. Well, they're really playing instruments, so I'm they are a real band. Okay, Well so did the Simmons is a great bass player and uh my favorite band of all time if using Donna filters would be then Wild Stallions

because they played both instruments and even played when they didn't have instruments. Uh huh yeah, so you get that reference anyway. Oh and then I'm gonna talk to see Paul and he hung up right Wild Ros Remember Wild Stallions from uh what was that? That was Bill and Ted's Yeah, of course I do, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. I'll say this too. I'll say this and I will not pend on this issue here.

I see the real Napoleon is the Napoleon scene in those movies, the one that won the contest in the cream and going and bowling and going down the slide. Not this new stuff we have the new zoomer Napoleon or whatever it is that's in the theaters now, no, thank you, yeah, or the battle and stuff, not consuming ice cream. What's even doing they have? They are you not familiar with some of the stories from the Island and the latter years, I mean crazy stuff like Caligula Cringey, crazy stuff.

All right, check see if that's as see Paul, real quick, just because I want to kind of get this all in in this segment before we flip over to just a couple of other things here in the next hour. But you know, important stuff, all right, Paul, what's up? Hey man? You're just going to take exception to your coin kiss. Just the stage show. I'm a great stage show. They're a true roughing hall band too. Listen to the early Candle of especially there's so much that had

become ruck and roll anthems in our society. It was so good that they had to come out wearing shoe polish. So yeah, but today they get accused of when that was what everyone was doing and I stuck with it. That made that made it there. I mean, you're telling that someone who's met Ronald all Tan, I quit working for a race team to be a roady for icy Ac. Well, and that would make sense. I feel that that's obligation under your your queen or whatever. Right? Well, yeah,

yeah, yeah, which era? Which a C D C all of it? I think I'm not silly enough to say Bone Scott or Brian Johnson or whatever. Yeah, the truth of matter is Brians had some great stuff and he's done some good versions of Bong's original work. Yeah, but other than a Scottish hat, they didn't have to wear stage makeup. Right, The music stood up on its own. You know, what do you call

that? Angus young school uniform? Well, I can. I can forgive the outfits, but let me tell you what if four Jewish white dudes decided that they were going to start a band today and it was going to involve putting even an ounce of black shoe polish on their face, how do you think that that would play out regardless of the music. Well, the thing is, it wasn't just the white shoe Polish. It was the image. But they just had a kid get suspended from school for wearing the stuff athletes

put under their eyes. So yeah, we've had kids suspending for school bringing water pistols to school too, or a stick which they found in the in the playground. All right, so I bet you have some stories. Oh look at that Ross with the bump music. All right, Paul I got a roll on them. Yeah. I assumed Ross that he left Australia to get away from the spiders, which I would understand. So there's uh, there's that. All right, Good morning everybody, and is welcome. It

is eight o seven. It is Monday, Monday after. It was a long weekend for a lot of folks and a very long weekend for Ross and I as he participated in the kumaite and gorged on turkey. And you're you were you were a busy guy. Man'm leaving anything out there? Did you do any Oh? How was your new game that you stream? It's pretty good? Which one you talk we? Uh, the Walking Dead game? The Walking Dead game we're talking about End of the week the friday before we

know it was awful? Oh no, it was. It was comically bad, like it was a game from two thousand and five that they just decided to remap during release, but it wasn't complete. Oh it's so bad. How many times you did? You get to yo chral the entire stream about three hours? So you are so you made the best of We uninstalled it on streaming. It was so bad. Oh yeah, Okay. I was gonna ask because I saw a couple like tweets from people, like review tweets, and like, oh, oh, I don't know. But then,

you know, it's hard to understand why people hate games nowadays. Sometimes sometimes they just hate it because the writer of Harry Potter's alive, right, So like, I don't know if it's legit criticism. So uh, you you uninstalled it? Well, there you go, because you're in it for the games man. You want a good game. So well, I'm sad to hear that, but you know, that's how life goes. I have a conundrum. So I have a neighbor who made gifts for the neighbors, which

is not unusual. Maybe you have somebody who during the holidays, maybe they jars for they I don't know, maybe they make moonshine, I don't know. Whatever, So that's unusual. I used to have a neighbor who lived in Minnesota. She'd make a bunch of cookies and I don't really eat cookies, but I ate those cookies. And basically, from like Halloween on, she was constantly who wants cookies? Like, who's going to turn that down? Right? But this was a this was a new one on me.

Ross. I have been gifted a pinata. That's awesome. What's inside it? I want to point out that this person has no idea what I do for a living that I that I'm aware of. And it's a very casual, Hey, how you doing. But I knew that she made stuff and would give it to people. Well, there's nothing inside of it. It's for the next time. I guess I have pinata needs or something. And I got the impression it was some project that she did with her kids and

then she would and I just was lucky. I guess I got on the list this year. So it's a piniont of what that it's a donk. It looks like it's great, yeah, but it's empty. It's totally empty. And so I'm like, what do you do I regift that? Am I a gift back? You regift that this way right here, bringing it over to Haystad, Do I do? I fill it with chicken Alfredo's up at Tiscana and breadsticks? You sure do? Where we're gonna hang then the

sales department probably right. I feel like engineering and have a problem if you take a whacking a bat at some film is up at disco in this studio. You know, I would point this out though, like in back in the back, in the heyday of radio, this, this whole conversation Ross and I just had would have culminated in a terrifying morning show. Bitch. Oh no, cal is thinking the same thing. Yeah, about the pinata bit I did like way back in the day in Omaha and I was doing

nights back there. We took our stunt guy because we had a giant sombrero.

It was the first sinko to Mayo. Oh, we had a giant sombrero and we had we gave him a suit and we put vilcrow on him and we put like prizes and envelopes and stuck him to his chest and then we made like a folkroom, like a Pulley system, and we suspended them over an underpass in Omaha and had people come whack him with a bat as a human pinata for like, you know, petting like an Olive Garden gift card or whatever it was inside it because when you're there, your family and

the chefs are trying to tell a launch of the movie Hostel. No, I mean that it was a great bit, but I mean times have changed. Yes, now it'd be like a cultural appropriation and it's racist, is it, you know what I mean? Well, look now, to be fair, in Mexico they do hang people from overpasses, but generally it's a warning, you know what I mean, and not a radio a bit. I think the worst we ever did and I don't even remember why we did

it. I just and I wasn't on the station I was on, but it was on the morning one of the Zukru morning shows in the building. They tricked children. I think it was a play on the what Jimmy Jimmy Kimmel ended up really popularizing, where tell your kids you ate all their candy, right, But it was a twist on that for Cinco Demayo and it was pinatas, but you would it was filled with stuffed children hate right, or really obscene stuff and so the morning show did this and then they had

they had it like set up where kids would come by. I want to whack the pinata, but it had like it was filled with spaghetti or it was filled with toothbrushes or yeah. I remember that vaguely only because I remember rolling in at o dark thirty in the morning, going over to the you know, the news talk station, and I'm like, the guy's the guy who hosts the morning Show's name is Dave, and and uh, Dave was a really cool dude, because Dave was news talk age but still doing the

uh morning shows because he was so good at he was so popular. And I'm like, Dave, why are there like twenty pinatas in the sales where you have to walk through these big tables in the sound? Like, why is there twenty pinatas on there? And he starts explaining this, and then I start realizing that the fridge is full of like a chef boyardi spaghetti, spaghettios and stuff and all sorts of stuff. And they did that, and I thought that was hilarious. So filling one with chicken alfredo is that still

your go to? And some breadsticks? It just sounds like the right thing. It's always my go to. I mean, the chefs are trained in Tuscany. Men. By the way, Ross thinks I went to Italy because I did. I was so excited to see that. When you're getting out of the airport there you're a little runway and the you know right there. As soon as you get out Italy, I'm in the concourse, I'm in the right. The Italian airport is olive garden in an airport. It's Italy.

It wasn't in Italy. The point that I make it, just because an olive gardens in an airport doesn't mean you're in Italy. And I've never flown into I guess what would be the big airport. I guess it would be Corleoni International or something. No, I'm trying, where's the big fashion what's the big fashion mecca in Italy? What am I? Milan? Yeah, Milan? You have to So if you were going to go and you want to be in that region, you've got to flying to Milan. And

I've never flown into Milan. So maybe they have an olive garden. I don't know, but no, however, it is a good way to kill an old time so and Ross just wrote I have fun in Italy, and then people started asking me if I was in Italy. I mean it was pretty apparent by the photo the the Did you not see the language of all the signage in the airport which is clearly not in Italian. I'm just saying for internet slus man people sleeping on the job there, all right, we

got some We got some craziness to get to. By the way, I'll speaking of airports, a naked woman went on a psychedelic drug freak out at an airport in Santiago, Chili, and uh much footage from bewildered travelers has

has emerged. So the woman who again has taken a bunch of psychedelics, has apparently lost her clothes just maylaid through the airport there, going through the car park, She's screeching, jumping up and down, running into the baggage claim area, grabbing ponytails of unsuspecting woman women, violently pulling this one woman to the ground. She then like does this weird thing where she's like puts

her stomach against the concrete and starts barking and stuff. I'm not sure what she was hallucinating, but it looked like it was quite active, the uh, the hallucination there. According to authorities, a woman allegedly took psychedelic drugs, which, by the way, I understand that some people, maybe a lot of people medicate when they're flying. I don't want to be in an

airport either. I you know, I might have Woodford double if I'm flying on an American which I uh just flew on and that's what I usually fly on because I have Woodford and h and then drift me off into sleepy land. I know some people get the little prescription. If you were to make a list of all the drugs you should do prior to boarding an airplane, you can make an argument alcohol is a tough putt because of some of the

craziness. But I think that's just it's just the volume of it. Last on the list would be psychedelics, right, because now you're taking a drug that all of your sensories, all of you know, all of the senses that you bring into your body are off already because you're in a cabin. Can you know you're in a pressure control cabin. You're in the air. There's the visual of the ground, you know, thirty thousand feet below you there's all the noises, the shaking, all so psychedelic. That seems like

the worst case scenario I could possibly think of. But this check's like, dah, give me some mushrooms. And I bring this up not because I just wanted to tell you about naked chicken in Chile here, but also we have like three ds no, two states that did and once they getting ready to where psychedelics are good to go, man, And I don't know, I don't know. Ross you want to be next to somebody who's just ate a bag of mushrooms on an airplane. You do not want to be next

to Captain Acid on a flight. No, No, No, like you seeing like rats in the ceiling and they're like you're talking, like rambling on about the shadow people or whatever. I'm like, dude, look, because most idea, anyone having a bad trip at some point is going to be the it's going to be presented with I got to get out of here,

and well we know what that means, right, attempting to ope. I'm assuming that's what happens when any of these jackasses try to open a door at thirty thousand, which, by the way, you're not going to be able to do. But you know, but you'll see those stories where some somebody walked up, they went to the bathroom, they came out, and they

tried to open the door and other passengers had to wrestle them. So anyway, Yeah, so don't do hallucinogenics and fly probably shouldn't be you know, trip an acid on the regular anyway, but definitely not on a plane. But that was not the Uh that's the craziest story about some woman doing her own thing. We'll fill you in on just a couple others. Uh uh

the uh Derrek Chogun, Chavon Shavin. I never learned how to pronounce his name, but the uh, the police officer, the former Minneapolis police officer at the forefront of the George Floyd he was, he was They tried to murder him over the weekend, man, I guess over the holidays because it

was Friday, it was Black Friday, and it's his lawyer. And regardless of how you feel about that, dude, it sounds like there's like this extra added effort to not provide him some of the standard protection that you would but also to what extent you can provide that when you're just infamous. I don't know, I guess short of putting somebody in a hole by themselves. But I thought that was pretty interesting. So we'll get on that and our

annual reminder why you don't go to Tijuana for cosmetic surgery? Did I have to say that out loud? Is that not something that was known? Because it's a thing that people do. They go to Columbia and Mexico where they can get dirt cheap plastic surgery. But in many circumstances, you get what you pay for. But this one's a doozy. I feel Do you feel horrible for this woman? Or do you think there's a silver lining? I'll give you the details. We'll get to that. Also, Canada decided to

grinch it up before Christmas. It's all coming up CaCO Day Radio program. I'm WVTI in the Triad and six one FM Talk and the Triangle. All right, welcome back, and good morning. It is eight twenty five. Look, she didn't get what she paid for. However, this is a crazy story. So this this woman, she's sixty five, she's she lives in Texas. It doesn't say Texas, No, she lives in California. All Right, So her name is Kimberly McCormick. So she decided to head

down get some plastic surgery after she had undergone a significant weight loss. She had weight loss surgery, and when you lose a lot a lot of weight depending on how old you are, excess skins and issue, and that was an issue for her. She decided, I gotta get it taken care of. And it also was something she had to figure out how she was going to pay for. So Tijuana, Mexico sounded like the answer. So McCormick went to Mexico to a plastic surgery center in Tijuana to have ninety inches of

excess skin removed. So it's not light surgery either. So you know, they hit her with the sleepy gas, she goes under and she wakes up, and when she wakes up, she realizes there's an issue. So when I woke up, my chest was really soreing and I went and I just started bawling. After realizing she'd been given unwonted implants, Kimberly alerted a medical coordinator who suggested that she ask the doctor for them. And she said, well, yeah, you told him you wanted a full sea. I said,

No, I would never say that, not in not Ever. She says she also had an unwanted Brazilian butt lift and was having trouble breathing and developed a severe infection. I said, what happened to my mother? Her daughter says, after shouting for answers, she was physically pushed out by armed security. Inside. I'm thinking, my mom's up there and they can't leave her far. It was just afraid I was going to die right there,

all right, So let me let me recap. So she went in to get the skin removed, and instead they gave her a giant chesticle implants and a BBL as they're referred to a Brazilian butt lift, which are very very popular, and I'm assuming in Mexico they probably do a lot of them because it's culturally it's, you know, Brazilian butt lifts, So South America, Central America, Latin America a lot of that. Look, you should get

what you pay for. However, if I could, for just a moment, there's a restaurant I like to eat at and the only two things I ever eat there, one's the meat loaf and the other one's the shepherd's pie. And like if I went in for the meat loaf as good as it is, and they inadvertently brought me shepherd's pie because they remember me, and like, oh, last time I ate this. I'm still kind of happy about the shepherd's pie. That show. After the show is on the iHeart

radio app. Search Casey Oday for the podcast on the iHeart radio app. Wow, look at at I thought it was going to be a calm Monday morning, people just trying to get back into the scheme of things. And boyl boy, was I wrong. You got freaking news this morning, just in uh, do you know who Anne Hidalgo is? You know who Anne Hidalgo is. Anne Hidalgo is the mayor of Paris, and so she is announced she is quitting Twitter, referring to it as a quote gigantic global sewer

and calling on other world leaders to mirror her. Now, look, the easy response, from what I've seen on the online is don't let the door hit you. COMI or this is not an airport. You don't have to announce your departure. But I would. I'd say that not to be so dismissive as ann Hidalgo is probably an expert in gigantic global sewers since she runs one, right, so if you had to pick spots on the globe that have been turned into giant sewers, some people might think that about Paris.

Some may not, but many people do. So you know, she is an expert in the topic. And if you're like you're still torn on this ross, how many French how many olive garden chefs were trained in France? Just so we could put this to bed none, none, zero, Yeah, they're trained Tuscany. So yeah, so like like at that point, I don't even know if I can take you seriously, right, Yes, that's Tuscany is not in France. What do they mean they're like flat pancakes

or something? Yeah, sounds like crap. You know that. They're like, oh, what is that? That's like crap? And they're like, what what if we call it crape? Right? I'm assuming that's how that conversation went with the Frigila guys. But I don't know. By the way, have you got into a Christmas story yet in your two hundred days of Hayes Christmas and Sane? We don't watch that one? What not a fan interest. It's gonna upset some people. Markey and I we hate that movie.

No, no, no, it doesn't upset. I mean you take that, you the word hey, but we're just not yah ah. We was usually Miracle on thirty fourth Street watched last night. Okay, all right, very good Miracle on thirty four Stra. I love. That was my mom's favorite Christmas movie, so we would watch that every Christmas. Spoiler alert, the case goes, well, would you say that that's a fair spoil

Yeah? Yeah, man, all right, well I didn't know that wasn't on the list, but that was the reference going back to that, but yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. So the mayor of Paris says she's she's out. She's not gonna do Twitter because it's us. It's turned into a gigantic I'm quoting gigantic global sewer. And I'm like, well, you are the expert, so take it for what it's worth. But it just sounds like it'll be a slightly more peaceful place. All right, Oh,

real quick. On the lady who went to Mexico ordered the meat loafing, got the shepherd's pot. I'm not saying she should be content with everything that happened. Obviously, she went down there. She wanted a particular procedure, and I guess they're telling her that literally, just to undo that. In the US what they did do it costs like seventy five grand. But I'm like, yeah, she also got a free other stuff, right, So I might look at it like that. You ever had a bartender make you

the wrong drink? And they're like, but if you want to finish it, go ahead. So I'm saying you rather run into the news, you should have just went back to the clinic, be like, look, I see what you did here. I'm not paying for this. You need to do the other thing. But that's just me. Later, they claimed that they were strong armed into paying twenty five hundred dollars more than the prepaid price due to what staff said was a longer stay. She's well, you don't

have to pay, but we can have you put in prison. I can't go to prison with five hundred stitches. The two say they were forced to pack quickly into a van and were driven across the border and dropped off, where Kimberly says she went to a San diego er for antibiotics. I think I'm lucky that I'm here. I'm lucky that the damage isn't any worse, although I am looking at another surgery now because the implants that they put in are so big I don't have enough skin to enclose them. Yeah yeah,

and she was describing as a sea. I don't know that that's a sea. But I'm also I'm not a chick, so I don't know these things. But I have spent much time studying this topic since I don't know puberty anyway. So yeah, just your daily reminder not too head to Mexico for your plastic surgery needs, because apparently it needs to be set out out. So there you go. As the hostage release, prisoner swap, whatever you want to call it, it was unfolding with these small groups, including a

third group of hostages ride back in Israel on Sunday. It's all part of a temporary ceasefire, and I saw not Yahoo's response that if they keep releasing hostages, they'll keep with the ceasefire. But it obviously is a departure from when we last left them about a week ago on this show, where Israel's like, yeah, once we're done killing all the Hamas dudes, then we'll

stop. So I don't know how that bodes for that, but it would be very helpful if all of these other adjacent aholes would not be doing things like that. I don't know the Prime Minister of Ireland, Leo Vera veratikar As no Day, I don't. I'm not sure that that isn't an Irish name that I'm familiar with. I don't know his background or anything, but okay, he looks like that might be an Indian name. I'm just trying to figure out how to pronounce it. I don't know. But that's not

my beef. He can have whatever name he wants, but he can't go on Twitter when they're releasing a literal hostage taken by Hamas and tweak the following quote, This is a day of enormous joy and relief for Emily Hand and her family. Emily is seven, she's Irish, she has dual citizenship Ireland and Israel. And again she was taken and she's a little girl. And he goes on to say, quote an innocent child who was lost has now

been found and returned. And we breathe a massive sigh of release. As you can imagine, some people took issue because she didn't like she didn't lose the breadcrumb trail in the woods. Right, she didn't go, she didn't go to walk to her friend's house and somehow end up in a park and don't know where her parents are. That's how you would describe a child that

is lost. Okay, you would not describe a child that is lost as somebody who was had their door kicked in, was extracted by armed gunmen and hold away in a weaponized Toyota pickup truck to some sort of underground hospital containment area where they suspect they were holding some of them. That's not a lost kids scenario, just in case we needed to clarify that. So there you go. But yeah, that will continue, and obviously as we emerged through

the week, I suspect we'll be talking more about it. All right, I got a whole bunch of just obvious stuff this morning. We'll continue that trek. But let's get your obvious weather with Ken Moon from the Weather Channel, all right, And now we're in that coast into Christmas period, people are gonna want the little chillier weathers, God help them. Some of them may even want snow. Unfortunately, I don't think that's happening this week.

I have no snow in the seven day forecast. I do have some cooler temperatures that can arrive Tomorrow. Tuesday, Wednesday got a pretty chilly days, but then temperatures do rebound and warm back up as we head towards the weekend, with a chance for some rain towards the end of the week. So sunny today, breeze cool, mid fifties thirty ten night outline areas in the

twenties. It'll be windy and colder Tomorrow, sunny, but high's only in the upper forties, and with a gusty west wind, it'll certainly feel even colder than that. Low twenties. Tuesday night sunny, less wind on Wednesday, but still chilly, upper forties, middle to upper fifties Thursday with the sunshine, we're into the sixties. Friday. That comes with a chance for late day showers and quick look to the weekend. Dry weather Saturday, chants

for showers on Sunday, but temperatures in the low sixties both afternoons. All right, appreciate its are you tomorrow or no? Ray, We'll be back tomorrow. Oh well, then they have a Thursday game this week as well, so oh that's true. Yeah, so we probably will talk soon. Okay, oh yeah, I have going there? Ken all righty Ken Moon

from the Weather Channel. Isn't that nice? From an NFL scheduling standpoint, right, Some teams get sent overseas for two weeks in a row and have to deal with that, while other teams get back to back Thursday home games. Huh must be nice? Eight forty five Jeff Bellinger's dext hang on Dude s eight fifty two. Bloomberg got hit with Jeff Bellinger, Jeff, what's

happening? Well, Good morning, Casey. Stocks were mixed at the end of the abbreviated session on Friday. Stock market futures a little bit lower this morning. Now futures are down sixty three at the moment. We get the government's report on October sales of newly built homes ten o'clock this morning. Economists think sales slowed last month, and inflation gauge very of great interest to Federal

Reserve Board policymakers, will be released later in the week. It is expected to show the smallest increase in price pressures since early or mid twenty twenty one. That could reinforce the sentiment that the Federal Reserve's campaign of interest rate increases is over. A lot of bargain hunters, of course, will be scouring

the internet today it is Cyber Monday. Online merchants have rolled out discounts to attract buyers, but Adobe reports e commerce sites did very well on Black Friday, with online spending hitting a record of nearly ten billion dollars in MasterCard spending. Pulse reports total Black Friday sales were up two and a half percent from last year. Nonprofits are hoping tomorrow's Giving Tuesday campaigns will generate a lot of

generosity. Donations so far this year are down compared to previous years, so gifts to charities are going to have a bigger than usual impact. More than three hundred thousand Honda vehicles are being recalled. A RIVET may be missing in the front seat belt assembly in some twenty twenty three and twenty twenty four accords, and HRVS Honda dealers going to inspect the vehicles. They'll make repairs if necessary. The White House planning to step up efforts to strengthen the nation's supply

chains. The Biden administration says if improvements made so far have helped to ease the rate of inflation. A new Council on Supply Chain Resilience will be put in charge of conducting supply chain reviews every four years and documenting its findings. And the Casey Singleton's looking for a match don't always have to pay for expensive dating apps. Almost any app can be a dating app. According to the Wall Street Journal, users have met dates on apps such as Strava, Duo,

Lingo, and even Yelp. People say the apps work because they connect them with others who have similar interests. Casey, well, anyway, so that's groundbreaking that people in Internet style situations try to hook up with each other. Huh. Well, know about the America online chat rooms from back in the day. I mean, come on, man, well black this is people are finding. People just are finding they don't have to pay for perhaps such as match or whatever. That's that's fair enough. Take the initiative.

Thanksgiving was good? Did you gorge upon? Or what? Of course? How was how is your? Yeah? No, it's and the fridge is jam packed with stuff, So it's going to be a good week, you know what I'm saying. So there you go, Turkey. Yeah, yeah, I was going to say everything sandwich. All right, thanks Jeff, appreciate Ross. Do you partake in the everything sandwich or just the standard because I know some people will do the turkey kind of standard. Maybe put a

little yeah turkey stuffing and mayo and cranberry sauce. It's turkey we don't have. We don't do cranberry sauce. We don't like it. Mayo and cranberry sauce. Were passing it? Okay, well, no, no, no, that's fine if you want to have a slight less superior sandwich. But Super Thanksgiving was good too. I'm sorry. What Super Thanksgiving? Okay, so you have Thanksgiving on Thursday? Right, do you have the meal? And then on Friday for Super Thanksgiving you make everything you made for Thanksgiving?

But two times so we've had two full turkeys, two full thing and we just do that to a certain dominance. Are you endorse but now? Or what? It's great? But then what you live stream yourself to Ethiopia eating that? Maybe it's just a thing we've done it forever. You guys are monsters man super this Twitter days of Christmas. So you see the story some guys when he's got like thirty five he's got thirty five Christmas trees. He's

in a New York Post article and he's all upset. He's like, I don't have It's so much time to set up all thirty five of these trees. I'm just like, what, that's what you got to start early? We had the two hundred Days of Christmas. Yeah, when you kid, did you have a Nintendo? I did have a Nintendo. And then when the Super Nintendo came out, did you get the Super Nintendo? We never got the Super really, see, we think Super is better. Never had

the Super Nintendo. We were we were We were kids robbed of a lot of experience, mostly because my mom saw the nightmare scenario the regular Nintendo created and the fights. And she's like, I told you what happened to her Nintendo. Right, she went full She took the thing and smashed it with a hammer. No way, oh yeah, in front of us, for what, in a very controlled way, because she was just sick of the fighting. Right, you got four kids one Nintendo. You know, everyone's

losing their mind. And finally one day she takes it. She takes it, walks outside, we're following her, walks into the the the shed of the workshop side of the garage, which is right next to the house where there was like a little work area, puts the thing in the vice the you know, the big swing advice, and then proceeds to beat it into pieces with a giant ballpeen hammer. This explained so much. Oh yeah, I mean we were being horrible, you know, admittedly, but we're also

kids, very excited. I mean that was it. Yeah Nintendo, no Super Nintendo. You had your Nintendo destroyed. But on the you know, in the up no, you got to fight bears. So prepares you for the world in real life and not in some digital facade. Yeah. Absolutely, all right. Oh you know what, I'm gonna have to roll the Marsupial story to tomorrow, but we're gonna do it because it's look. You know, you ever been in a situation where you're doing something and like,

maybe you really didn't realize it was illegal. Maybe you tell yourself that. I mean, some place have weird laws, like you can't have a hamburger in Saint Cloud, Minnesota on a Saturday, or you know, some of these old timy laws. I was not aware of this, but some guy in Florida, an artiste, nonetheless, has found himself run up in the wrong direction with law enforcement. So we'll get into that. But now we're back for the next three weeks anyway, and we'll try harder tomorrow and maybe

I'll take that hammer. My mommy is on the Nintendo smash over equipment. We'll find out together tomorrow, but for now, check out the blog at Casey on the Radio. Look at the AI music videos. It will soon become your future and he will understand why your kids are listening to them. And follow us on Twitter at Casey on the Radio for all the goodies. See you back here tomorrow. Have a good one.