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Katherine Ryan: Telling Everybody Everything

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Comedian Katherine Ryan can’t help telling everybody everything. Candid chat, pettiness, phone calls, and some serious stuff too - straight from the nation’s sweetheart.

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Episodes

Mauritius Boob Issues

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the family holiday to Mauritius for a top secret wedding and FORGETTING part of her breast pump in the hustle and bustle of packing. Violet and Bobby don't want Katherine speaking French and construction on the beach means Fred has lots of diggers to look at from the cool comfort of the hotel room. He's white like his mama after all. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 20, 202359 minSeason 2Ep. 237

Terry Fox and Today's Youth

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a busy week of working away from her husband, two children plus the favourite. Some freaky energy moved around the Ryan family causing Katherine's sister Kerrie to preemptively mention a childhood hero ahead of a shocking trip to the Canadian Embassy. Are young people trying hard enough and following basic instructions? Plus, some very spicy emails. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Mar 12, 202358 minSeason 2Ep. 236

Ozempic, BK's Garden and Your 18 Year Old Girlfriend

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being in the tabloids yet again for criticising a famous 35 year old's relationship with someone whose high school experience was interrupted by Covid. Bobby opens up about his struggles with the garden. Plus, Katherine explores Ozempic, the diabetes-turned-weight-loss drug that's trending on Tik Tok. Also, your letters and a brief phone call from Kerrie. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 24, 202356 minSeason 2Ep. 236

'DayGaming', PR, and The Police

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about an embarrassing celebrity valentines message exchange to try to bring more TEA to TEE. The Leicester Police should be ashamed this week while Katherine and Bobby try to be smarter about finances going forward. Also, your very spicy letters about relationships, disease, dating your auntie, and a troubling meathod of banging random women called DAY GAMING. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 16, 202356 minSeason 2Ep. 235

Uh Oh...

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the heart stopping moment when she locked herself, her phone, and Fred out of the house… With baby Fenna still inside. Also, your letters x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Feb 07, 202347 minSeason 2Ep. 234

Mastitis and The Masked Singer

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about being unmasked as PIGEON 🐦🐦 Saturday on ITV’s hit show The Masked Singer. Mastitis landed Katherine in an unlikely (for her) place - The GP's surgery - and an even unlikelier referral ensued. Also, someone cut Fred's hair without asking. Plus your emails about relationships, DNA, and fashion artefacts. X Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Feb 01, 20231 hr 3 minSeason 2Ep. 233

BK $3000 Charge!

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about Bobby quickly noticing that their summer boat rental company charged his card a whopping $3000 six months after renting jet skis. The reviews are bad and it seems that they’ve done it to a lot of people. Also, vaping disguises, Maya Jama's showstopping beauty, and looking on the bright side. Plus, your emails WITH UPDATES. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 21, 202355 minSeason 2Ep. 322

Safeguarding and Your Child's Image

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why you can never be too careful when publishing your child's image onto social media. Also, she's downloaded Prince Harry's SPARE as an audiobook but can't stay awake long enough to listen to it - which is what H&M would have wanted. Plus, your emails on cheating, cosmetic surgery and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 11, 202347 minSeason 2Ep. 231

Andrew Tate - You're Welcome

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the day she learned who Andrew Tate was. What an absolute whirlwind! Thanks for your messages. Also, another secret baby has surfaced in her family tree and SOME PEOPLE don't want to entertain the realities of genetics. Plus, your messages on dogs, second babies, and more. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jan 05, 202346 minSeason 2Ep. 230

MISSUS on Sky and NowTV

Baby in one hand - no summary i'm done Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 29, 202248 minSeason 2Ep. 229

Positive Homebirth Story

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the recent blessed arrival of Miss Fenna Grace in the early hours of Friday morning. She was born at home and took her freaking time arriving 'sunny side up'. Why can't British people say her name properly? How come nobody's ever seen a placenta before? What did Bobby think of the whole ordeal and how can birthing partners best stay calm in a situation where they have no control. Christmas is fast approaching and Katherine's MOM JULIE will be on the...

Dec 21, 202252 minSeason 2Ep. 228

Megan Thee Stallion On Trial?!

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how she *thinks* she saw a video of the now contested 'incident' between superstar Megan Thee Stallion and a boy from Brampton, Ontario. Where is the video? How could she have imagined it? Have you seen it? Also, never tell anyone your due date - NEVER, and a famous lawyer with bad friends has been named in Epstein files. Shock. Plus, your letters, mostly criticising the delicious Bobby K. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Dec 14, 202253 minSeason 2Ep. 227

Harry and Meghan

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything on why she thinks the nation are so agitated by a woman with AGENCY. She just wants to see the royal women happy, but Bobby K disagrees. Also, Queen Celine Dion is unwell, Violet picks up sticks, and Joanne curates your emails. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Dec 10, 20221 hr 9 minSeason 2Ep. 226

Holiday Scams

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about how to best protect yourself from scams as people sadly get especially desperate this holiday season. DID YOU SEE 24 Hours in Police Custody on Channel 4 earlier this week? It was an important one about the dangers of taking justice into your own hands. Bobby and Katherine correctly fielded an attempted scam caller and you need to be vigilant about not falling for their tricks too! Plus, your emails on relationships, cheating, and sperm. Hosted on A...

Dec 01, 20221 hr 4 minSeason 2Ep. 225

Poo on the Pool Cover

With permission, Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her recent struggles dealing with a teenager's developing brain. She had a FANTASTIC NHS hospital appointment and sadly has been struck down with a blue vulva. Also, your letters on quite serious things this week. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Nov 23, 202255 minSeason 2Ep. 224

Jen Aniston IVF

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about finishing her tour up north in Manchester! America thinks it's the centre of the universe, Pete Davidson's BDE has landed him another hottie, and Jennifer Aniston has bravely opened up the conversation about women being judged for putting career before family when the truth is often painful. Plus, your letters on snooping, boundaries, and relationships. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 17, 202253 minSeason 2Ep. 213

Not a Celebrity, Get Him OUTTA here

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about why she cannot watch ITV promote an MP who is trying to present himself as a 'real person' when he had an opportunity to do so when influencing legislation that negatively impacted REAL PEOPLE's LIVES. Also, Cher is dating a younger man who 'likes women' a bit too much and the Christmas decorations have gone UP! Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Nov 11, 20221 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 221

Halloween and Elon Musk

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about all the hot Halloween parties and lewks both in the UK and abroad. Going as the very non-feminine MacGruber was a liberating and comfy costume but some like to really sex it up for the festivities and that's fine too. Elon Musk has purchased Twitter and plans to charge verified accounts to continue with the hellish burden of being on the site and Matt Hancock has allegedly signed up to enter the jungle on I'm a Celebrity where he'll eat more dick th...

Nov 02, 20221 hr 8 minSeason 2Ep. 220

Why We Started Showing Violet on Socials

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the SHOCK that she never actually discarded the frozen sperm she'd reserved with the bank! Also, why she's started sharing Violet's image online and loosened those boundaries a little with regards to internet safety. Plus, your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Oct 27, 20221 hr 7 minSeason 2Ep. 219

Is Bill Murray a Pr*ck??

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about receiving a fine from NHS prescription accounts. They're dishing out fines faster than appointments! Violet pranks the family and this week's news on Kanye, bleached eyebrows, Dame Angela Lansbury, and comedy star Bill Murray who might be an actual prick! Plus your letters. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 18, 20221 hr 5 minSeason 2Ep. 218

M*sterbating at Work...With Permission

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about attending a comedian's wedding over the weekend plus she's heard gossip about a recent A list Hollywood wedding too. Louis CK performed in London this week and was brought onto a mixed bill at a comedy club too. Did the audience know beforehand? Should they have? Bobby and Violet assist in answering your burning listener questions. And they're BIG questions this week! Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 11, 20221 hr 16 minSeason 2Ep. 217

Dahmer

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her distain for the ubiquity of serial killer documentaries. Enough, already! White women get a special shout out for falling in love with them while infamous and in jail. Ugh. A welsh lady named Kayley will inspire you this week, it's Gwenyth Paltrow's vagina's birthday, and of course, your letters too. x Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Oct 02, 20221 hr 7 minSeason 2Ep. 216

Adam Levine & The Queen

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about what her whereabouts would be in the event of her own 'coffin tour' and reacts to the recent allegations that Adam Levine was unfaithful to his pregnant wife. Plus, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Sep 20, 202247 minSeason 2Ep. 215

Tattle

Katherine's Telling Everybody *ALMOST* everything about a celebrity who apparently 'hates' her as she tries to remember what that might be. She searches her name along with the famous name to see whether she'd accidentally slagged them off out loud and stumbles upon a fun thread on a gossip platform. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Sep 06, 20221 hr 7 minSeason 2Ep. 214

F*ck Off P*do

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about a perfectly nice man saying hello to Violet with spicy consequences. Should men be able to say hello? Also, congratulations to both Nick Cannon and Elon Musk who are seemingly racing to repopulate the world using only their own balls. Plus, your letters on granny hitting, taking advantage, and more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 26, 202253 minSeason 2Ep. 213

Dane Cook's Games Nights

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about comedian Dane Cook's recent engagement to his LONG TERM girlfriend who is LESS than half his age. 'Long term' had better not be more than five years.....oh it's exactly five years phew okay. What's wrong with men who habitually dominate women and/or hang around with girls whose brains haven't finished growing? These men may not have broken laws but should absolutely be ridiculed. Also, your letters. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more in...

Aug 19, 202253 minSeason 2Ep. 212

Britney's Parenting and J-Lo's Name

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the final week of her trip to Canada when Violet had to call the OPP POLICE! She's always regretful after discussing celebs because it gets picked up by media and makes people angry, but she was BAFFLED to see Jennifer Lopez changing her last name to her new husband's. She is J-Lo. He is a Dunkin Donuts meme. Katherine reacts to this weeks' Kardashian news while K-Fed has released video of Britney's parenting and of course, your letters. Hosted on A...

Aug 12, 202259 minSeason 2Ep. 211

Just For Laughs Montreal

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her family trip to Canada and her first JFL festival with a baby. Spoiler alert: HARDLY A FESTIVAL DON'T BRING ONE. Also, Canadian customer service is on the decline. Thanks for your letters about relationships, being a new step mum and the one hour photo man being a dangerous criminal. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Aug 01, 202250 minSeason 2Ep. 210

Love Island - Thoughts

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about her worried for some of the Love Islanders when they come out of the villa and are forced to rejoin a society that's been watching their every move. Tristan Thompson acts like his embarrassing self on holiday and your letters about friendship, cheating, breakups, and how to get rid of genital warts once and for all. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information....

Jul 19, 202252 minSeason 2Ep. 209

Meaningful Loads

Katherine's Telling Everybody Everything about the JARRING nocturnal announcement that despite everything, her good friend Khloe has decided to have another baby with Tristan Thompson. It was hard to sleep after reading the news, but Katherine actually understands Khloe's 'Duchess' rationale. Also, your comments reacting to Kerrie finding a random man watching her sleeping from the balcony and Katherine's autoimmune protocol. Plus, a letter about an embarrassing secret. Hosted on Acast. See acas...

Jul 14, 20221 hr 11 minSeason 2Ep. 208
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