Kagro in the Morning - May 30, 2025

It’s Elon Musk is Going to Hell™ Day on KITM!   It’s true! I mean, it really is that day, anyway. Though perhaps every day is that day. But what we’re really interested in is his ETA. The New York Times connects with a one-two combination today. First, Elon is a huge druggie. And second, that his legacy is starving 300,000 kids to death.   His “boss,” meanwhile, shows us what happens when you apply White Panic Central Park Five thinking to immigration. For all the claims that they would target “criminals,” hardly any of the Venezuelans sent to CECOT have any record at all. Looks like the “worst of the worst” is another Every Republican Accusation is a Confession™ situation!   But what can I tell you? Actually governing is hard work. Dan Boingoboingo is learning that as we speak! So that must be why the government has to make sure to hire only loyalist drones. And get all of its “intelligence” only from loyalist drones. And as back-up to all that, nominate to the bench only… more loyalist drones.   Hey, remember that plane Qatar was “gifting” to Trump? Well, they might be stuck with the framing, but Qatar isn’t ready to put up with the supposed “transfer” to his “library.” Qatar wants to set the record straight!   From the “It’d be Irresponsible Not to Speculate” files: It used to sound crazy to wonder whether the president of the United States was holding up a vaccine’s development in order to be cut in on the profits. Is that still the case?