Kagro in the Morning - June 2, 2025

It’s June and David Waldman and Greg Dworkin are back to take another whack at it. Unlike some people you know, these guys never say die.

We begin this week under the cloud of another improvised flamethrower attack. If it is bad, you know who will be blamed.

Jodi Ernst visited her career in a graveyard this weekend following relinquishing any responsibility to her constituents residing in this mortal realm. Lindsey Graham hopes that Greta Thunberg doesn’t drown attempting to save the lives of Gazans… Not really, Lindsey is joking.

After making the US safe for comedy, Elon Musk is back to work, clean and sober and… joking! he’s lying on a couch until the room quits spinning before he goes out to stomp more anthills.

Tariffs are back on until Trump chickens out, as he always does, which is why he’s called TACO, and that is actually funny, because it’s true.

The Trump SCOTUS allowed Trump to revoke the temporary legal status of 500,000 immigrants from 4 countries.

Santa’s worst elf, Kash Patel, is off to a very bad start at the FBI but has plans to become really awful.

Who would have guessed that Trump’s fat ugly bill would not only ruin many people’s lives as advertised, but also contain lies about how it would ruin everyone’s lives? Mike Johnson believes people who go to hell are asking for it and he and Jodi Ernst will have a long time to discuss their philosophy.

Gop Jefferson Griffin lost his election, then lost his attempt to overturn it. The lesson that the DOJ got from that if you’re MAGA there are no lessons, because win or lose always makes somebody money.

Reality has a well-known liberal bias, and the Trump administration should have it fully eradicated very soon, definitely in the next two weeks. The DOJ wants to take law out of the consideration of judicial nominees. The NIH director’s last interest is in anything that the NIH does.