400 BCE was a different time filled with piss, raw meat, horses, and the assholes that rode said horses. Cody and CJ absolutely tear Attila the Hun apart at the seams in the first installment of season 3. However, Attila would have absolutely done the same or worse if he ever crossed paths with your favorite bois. Also, we are very proud to welcome to the JTM family Marc Jones who will provide a much needed audit at the end of the episode called "Marc's Correction Corner". We all could not be ha...
Aug 18, 2020•1 hr 19 min•Season 3Ep. 1
This bitch is the season 2 finale. New JTM game on shelves now: think of the worst shit imaginable, double it, and then eat it. Albert Fish is the worst of the worst. See ya in three weeks. justicetimachine@gmail.com @justicetimemachine Sources: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albert_Fish : / : https://www.history.com/this-day-in-history/the-moon-maniac...
Jun 24, 2020•1 hr 21 min•Season 2Ep. 10
We're gonna rock down to Cameroon Avenue in this two part water feature. Cody and CJ try their absolute darnedest to understand chemistry, geology, and the art of war. There is no one to blame other than the earth herself. No gods! No kings! Only Justice! justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine
Jun 17, 2020•56 min•Season 2Ep. 9
Y'all are in for a trick or treat on this eerie episode. Ya bois go full resting witch face and smash The Salem Witch Trials like a November 1st pumpkin. This two part parable will monster your mash and jack your lanterns. justicetimemachine@gmail.com | @justicetimemachine
Jun 10, 2020•1 hr 10 min•Season 2Ep. 8
Elizabeth Bathory held many titles, but the most recognizable one had to be "THE MOST PROMINENT FEMALE SERIAL KILLER OF ALL TIME". Ya bois try to keep their lunch lower than their spirits in this gruesome and twisted piece of history that will straight up ruin your day. The future is female and the past was a blood bath. @justicetimemachine | justicetimemachine@gmail.com
Jun 03, 2020•1 hr 30 min•Season 1Ep. 7
Ya bois do their best detective work on this nasty business. You'll want to wash more than just your hands after hearing this one. Follow us on Instagram @justicetimemachine or drop us a line at justicetimemachine@gmail.com
May 27, 2020•1 hr 18 min•Season 2Ep. 6
This one almost completely broke ya bois. Cody and CJ try desperately to hang on to their last shred of hope for humanity as it slowly slips away. Tears were shed and tempers flared while discussing Unit 731. This one is not for the faint of heart. Godspeed, you brave souls.
May 20, 2020•1 hr 35 min•Season 2Ep. 5
Zoinks gang this one is straight up bonkers. The danger-prone ghost of Ivan the Terrible haunts the entire episode. Meanwhile, the mystery gang (Cody and CJ) try to remove his mask of misery. Grab some snacks, gas up your van, and hop in for the ride of your life. But for reals this dude sucks butt. Lemme at 'em! LEMME AT 'EM!
May 12, 2020•1 hr 15 min•Season 2Ep. 4
It's not just one of the best Keanu Reeves movies, it's also a true story about 47 samurai planning some most excellent revenge. Strange things are afoot in the Ako Domain and it all ends with bodacious battle. The audio quality on this one leaves something to be desired, but Cody and CJ promise that the story itself certainly slaps hard enough to make you forget all about that. We're Wyld Stallyns!
May 06, 2020•1 hr 27 min•Season 2Ep. 4
Cody and CJ kick off S2 E2 with this insufferable piece of human garbage named Gilles de Rais aka Bluebeard. This one is a little less beard and a lot more blue so prepare your ears, minds, and hearts for some very heavy subject matter. Honestly, we are just sick of talking about him so just try your best to get through it.
Apr 27, 2020•1 hr 13 min•Season 2Ep. 2
Ya bois are back in town! Cody and CJ are kicking off Season 2 with a real beard burner! Blackbeard, or Edward Teach, could hold a master class in how to fuck shit up on the high seas. Grab a flagon of rum, batten down your hatches, and prepare your ears for a walk down the plank of history! Disclaimer: this episode is ARR rated!
Apr 21, 2020•1 hr 23 min•Season 2Ep. 1
Future may say mask off, but this episode is all about mask on. This one has the announcement of season two and sheer panic from your favorite bois. justicetimemachine@gmail.com
Mar 27, 2020•22 min
Y'all are gonna have to help us help ourselves on this one. In the cold light of day this episode slaps like a drunk reality television personality. We don't even know anymore. Just try your best out there.
Mar 04, 2020•1 hr 2 min•Season 1Ep. 22
Two boys. One genocide. Zero survivors. This one almost broke our brains while the prince broke bread. No thanks, giving.
Feb 26, 2020•1 hr 16 min•Season 1Ep. 21
Catholic's vs. Protestants. Y'all probably see where this is going already, but a surprisingly lucid Cody and CJ spin a wicked web of treachery, deceit, and donkeys in 16th century Paris. Grab a fine wine, a fluffy croissant, and let this non secular slaughterhouse sink it's teeth into you.
Feb 11, 2020•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 20
Ding ding ding! Place your bets and take your seats because this title fight is about to go all 12 rounds! We have the Greeks in the blue corner and the Romans in the red corner, both equally equipped to rock and/or sock! And now, for your listening pleasure, JTM presents the Thriller in Thessalonica! justicetimemachine@gmail.com @justicetimemachine
Jan 28, 2020•1 hr 9 min•Season 1Ep. 19
Your favorite bois are in full hangover mode with this early morning yarn. Cody and CJ try to explain the 1906 San Fransisco Earthquake and Fires fueled by mimosas, menudo, and misery. Call the fire department because this episode is hot. @justicetimemachine justicetimemachine@gmail.com
Jan 21, 2020•46 min•Season 1Ep. 18
Fire up your nostalgia wagons for the bumpiest ride this side of the Mississippi. The Donner party dang done got stuck in the thickest molasses you ever did see. Hyuck. Justicetimemachine@gmail.com @justicetimemachine
Jan 14, 2020•1 hr 3 min•Season 1Ep. 17
Good morning. In just over an hour we launched the greatest tirade against the biggest piece of shit in the history of human kind. We will not go quietly into the night. Today we declare our independence from the tyranny of Columbus Day.
Jan 07, 2020•1 hr 20 min•Season 1Ep. 16
Cody and CJ are gassed up shorty at the worst party in Bhopal, India yah yah yah.
Dec 31, 2019•1 hr 22 min•Season 1Ep. 15
It's a little break but there is a story in there guys don't worry! While Cody and CJ are swamped with work we managed to fit a little story in there. Yes it is a tragedy like we usually discuss but there is a lesson to be learned. Have a great holiday season everybody.
Dec 23, 2019•7 min
Cody and CJ straight up eviscerate the goofy loser known as Pol Pot in this searing installment. Pol Pot was the bane of Cambodia so the brothers justice found it highly necessary to light this sucker up. Follow us on instagram @justicetimemachine or drop us a line at justicetimemachine@gmail.com.
Dec 16, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 14
In the spirit of the holiday season, Cody and CJ lighten the mood by taking a little break from blood and guts. This diet episode of JTM covers the history of Ghengis Khan. Put on your softest robe and curl up by the fireplace for the smooth sounds of the Mongolian Empire.
Dec 10, 2019•1 hr 15 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Cody and CJ are taking a week off due to the holiday and also for mental health reasons. Ya boys will be back on Monday, December 9th with fresh material for your listening pleasure. Mark your calendars and happy holidays from JTM.
Nov 29, 2019•5 min•Season 1Ep. 13
Your boys took the time machine all the way back to the 1400's to discuss Ferdinand I of Naples. This one goes from goofy to gruesome in a flash so don't miss a beat. Not to mention it's also one of the most fun and concurrently absurd recordings to date. So y'all get loose and have fun with the mummified mayhem. @justicetimemachine justicetimemachine@gmail.com
Nov 26, 2019•1 hr 21 min•Season 1Ep. 12
This one is an absolute barn burner y'all. Cody and CJ almost lose thier minds at least once per segment and tempers fly in all directions. This is also what happens when ya boys don't record for a while ie: all proverbial hell breaks loose. Abandon all hope ye who enter this true story of the Vietnam War.
Nov 19, 2019•1 hr 26 min•Season 1Ep. 11
This episode is a little shorter than usual, but it packs an unsettling punch so have some ear and eye bleach ready. Cody and CJ discuss the British Pet Massacre which examines just what lengths people will go to when pressured by the top brass. We suggest having several pictures of cute kittens nearby.
Nov 12, 2019•45 min•Season 1Ep. 10
Welcome to the second and final installment of Justice Time Machine's journey to the Ancient Roman Empire! Cody and CJ expose Nero for the low down dirty bitch that he was. Spoiler alert: This boy is straight up nasty.
Nov 05, 2019•1 hr 12 min•Season 1Ep. 9
Cody and CJ get nasty in the latest episode of Justice Time Machine. This bad Larry is the first episode of a two part series on the Roman Empire. Caligula was a very bad baby so strap in for the rowdiest hour of Justice Time Machine to date.
Oct 29, 2019•1 hr 6 min•Season 1Ep. 8
Cody and CJ try their darndest to explain the early history of Portugal while making several mistakes along the way. But don't let that fool you, because your boys tell the greatest story of revenge in world history. This one truly lives up to Justice Time Machine Standards. Follow us on insta @justicetimemachine or drop us a line justicetimemachine@gmail.com
Oct 22, 2019•1 hr 1 min•Season 1Ep. 7
