Famous scandals, true crime, celeb dramas, conspiracy theories, politics, amazing people throughout history... if it's an incredible story, hilarious hosts comedian Rosie Waterland and Jacob Stanley will tell you about it without bogging you down with any of the boring bits. You'll get just the gist of what you need to know - only get the juiciest, most entertaining details (you know, the ones that make you look very smart and interesting when you repeat them at a dinner party).
You think being stuck at home for a few weeks is bad? This guy got stuck living in an airport for 18 YEARS. A lost passport meant no country would take him, so he set himself up near the Maccas in the food court and that was that. Seriously - this one is nutso and sad and almost too hard to believe. Skip straight to the story: approx 13:18 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Hey all you cool cats and kittens. Rosie tells Jacob the tragic story about the little girl who’s only remembered for being a murdered child beauty queen. (Also TIGER KING CAROLE BASKIN DID IT GOODNIGHT.) Skip straight to the story: approx 14:31 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
He stole billions of dollars through the biggest Ponzi scheme in history... which meant Rosie had to figure out what the hell a Ponzi scheme is so she could explain it to Jacob. Also Jacob questions the origin of Rosie's 'BREAKIN' NEWS' accent and Rosie is not happy about it. Skip straight to the story: approx 00:35 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Felt apt this week, no? Skip straight to the story: approx 20:28 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Toilet paper, baboons, Jacob’s Byron Bay conspiracy theory addled brain, and Rosie’s brave feminist dating stance. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
“NOT THE MOVIE THE ACTUAL SHIP YOU CHUMPS.” - Rosie Waterland (Titanic nerd since 1991) Skip straight to the story: approx 10:07 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
AKA Dr. Matt Agnew. AKA Rosie’s husband. In our first ever special guest episode, Astro Bachie gives Rosie and Jacob just the gist on Space Guessing! There’s talk of alien predators, the sun blowing up and juuuust a little Bachelor goss. Matt’s Agnew’s Adelaide Fringe show A Guide To Life Beyond Earth runs from Feb 14-23. Get tickets by pasting this link into your browser: http://bit.ly/2Sqe3kU. Rosie Waterland’s show Kid Chameleon starts touring nationally on Feb 2...
ROSIE TOLD JACOB THIS WAS INTERESTING AND NOW SHE PROVES IT IS. YES ALL CAPS ARE NECESSARY HERE BECAUSE ROSIE IS VICTORIOUS. Skip straight to the story: approx 22:55 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Divorces, beheadings and a body that explodes at a funeral. And nobody sings this week! Skip straight to the story: approx 12:46 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
One of recent history’s most famous Munchausen by proxy cases... or was it? Rosie Waterland and Jacob talk about what happened between Dee Dee and her daughter Gypsy Rose. Also they sing again - harmonies this time! Skip straight to the story: approx 11:12 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Everyone is talking about it. Nobody understands it. Rosie attempts to give Jacob just the gist of the plot of CATS. They both needed a lot of wine to get through it. (And as a special end of year treat, they sing a live duet of ‘Memory’. You’re welcome!) Skip straight to the story: approx 10:06 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rosie gives Jacob just the gist of the woman who cut off her husband’s special place and threw it in a field. A hotdog box, a lot of ice and the cinematic masterpiece Frankenpenis all play a role. Skip straight to the story: approx 6:30 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Ever wondered where the phrase ‘drinking the kool-aid’ comes from? Rosie gives Jacob just the gist of the largest ‘mass-suicide’ in history, and explains why we technically shouldn’t be calling it that... Skip straight to the story: approx 10:35 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Jennifer Lawrence is about to play her in a movie. She was once the youngest self-made female billionaire, now she’s worth nothing. Rosie actually did some work for this one. Skip straight to the story: approx 8:26 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
To kick off Just The Gist classic, Rosie is telling Jacob everything about Monica Lewinsky! Well, not ‘everything’... just, you know, the gist. That’s the name of the show. FINALLY WE CAN TALK ABOUT STUFF OTHER THAN BACHIE! Skip straight to the story: approx 9:08 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
WE MADE IT TO THE END. I would to thank wine. And Oprah. Oh and she picked the human Ken Doll. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
All these guys are duds but we are pushing through, like Timmmmm at a club at 3am. NEARLY AT THE FINISH LINE PEOPLE! See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
CIARRAN FOREVER. Jaime never. There’s also some other dudes we barely noticed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
THIS WAS CLEARLY A FILLER WEEK NOTHING HAPPENED BUT JACOB AND I HAD SOME WINE AND MADE THE BEST OF IT. Manchester Guy continues to be amazing. Jaime continues to be creepy. Dog Guy continues to... like dogs. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rosie thinks she has evidence ANGIE ENDS UP WITH NOBODY. Also, Manchester guy's peen, Stalker Jaime collecting Angie's toenails and a 'Dog Guy' who seems to be unemployed, but very handsome. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Angie is our bogan, relatable queen (but still hot cos that’s important)! Also 74 guys with long hair and a puppy called Rosie. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Get boozy with Rosie and Jacob as they break down Astro Bachie’s final decision under the South African Peen Tree. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rosie finally cracks it and rage quits watching an episode because FEMINISM. Plus Elly gets booted back to her Tarago and Subtly Bitchy Helena’s brain completely malfunctions over... France, we think? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We have a new Cheeser, but is it Abbie or Astro Bachie himself? PLUS Helena is told by Bachie Royalty/The Superior Women that her only future is to be a gestational carrier IMMEDIATELY. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
We are in mourning over the loss of Cheeser and Bad Batch Of Shit Cake. Pray to Oprah. Never forget. PLUS f-bombs on Studio Ten and Persian Princess Sogand proves she’s sexy by imitating Shakira. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Persian Princess Sogand goes full KILL BILL REVENGE on Abbie See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
It finally happened: DOG C-WORD WEEK IS HERE! Listen to Rosie emotionally exhaust herself as she tells Jacob how all the drama went down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Astro Bachie literally avoids pashing a girl he hates by eating cheese instead. Other highlights include Vag Juice Perfume and Vakoo just existing. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Sorting the Potential Wifeys from the Reject Stunt Cast is what Episodes 1 and 2 of The Bachelor are all about. Rosie Waterland recaps The Bachelor for her friends Emily and Jacob. Highlights include the Chinese Tourism Robot, the Stage 5 Pube Stealer and of course, a bad batch of sh*t cake. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
Rosie Waterland ‘gives the gist’ of any topic she finds interesting, to her comedian friends by recapping the things that she has learned that week, that they know nothing about…and don’t necessarily need to know about. So If you want to know just enough about something to get you through a dinner party, we’ll give you just the gist. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.
