It's All I Have
I was totally ready to come on to the show this week like some kind of saviour to bring the podcast back to it's former glory, but no one really noticed that I was gone last week. You all are a bunch of jerks.

I was totally ready to come on to the show this week like some kind of saviour to bring the podcast back to it's former glory, but no one really noticed that I was gone last week. You all are a bunch of jerks.
We asked Maxmaps to come play with Ike and I.No this is not Maxspeed... Eric quit the show (for a week) so we had to find someone to fill his shoes. The show went better then expected and if you don't believe me hear it for yourself!
Thanks to some terrible communication from Joe we had to do the show a day late. We are sorry if we didn't get the news about the zombie apocalypse starting to you guys soon enough. We hope that at this point you are well secured in whatever fortress or bunker you have found and didn't have to watch you whole family get eating right in front of you.
The show is back to full strength this week and we even got a bunch of email from you guys. Of course, we ended up reading every one of them and complained that there were too many because we are jerks like that.
Joe was without internet this week so Ike and myself decided that we were better off doing the show with out him. As a result, we spent a lot of the time talking about Diablo 3. We eventual moved on to stories with a bit more substance like children being arrested for burping and Axe Body Spray.
This week we had to record a day late because of Joe and he almost tried to not do this episode all together. Thankfully we managed to wrangle all three of us with our busy schedules of casual sex with super models and international espionage, to do a show this week.
This weeks show topics run the gamut from Paintball guns to creepy Ukrainian women. There is even a bit of robot prostitution thrown in for good measure because that's the kind of sick people we are. you knew what you were getting into when you started listening.
This week we did a show and actually decided to record it so that someone might hear it. That whole not recording experiment from last week didn't seem to work out. To make up for the missing episode we grabbed Kristina to help bring the funny and maybe get you guys to donate to us so we can get to Pax.
This week solve the problem with our education system and our military's spending. We also point out the ultimate Gamer Girl that everyone will be talking about.
This weeks show starts off with a great discussion about why Anime sucks now and how only the old stuff is good. Then we make a quick stop to talk about strippers before we jump head long into talking about politics. Everybody loves political talk!
Joe finally decided to get the hell out of Kentucky and is back to do the show this week. We welcomed him back is an in depth discussion about civil liberties and how the apply to taco distribution. We also talk about who we would invite to our fantasy Just Cool Enough prom and everyone was super jealous that I picked Jennifer Connelly.
Joe couldn't make it to this weeks show and Ike almost didn't either, but thankfully we were able to get it recorded in the end. Ike and I spent most of the show talking about the lighter side of Suicide... Also Boobs.
On this weeks show we solved a lot of world problems like hunger and genocide, I told a story about how I had two bikes stolen from me in the 6th grade, and we discussed the benefits of casual drug use.
This weeks show starts out with a very angry discussion of video games and how we are turning into grumpy old men. We then move on to more grown up topics like job interviews, mustaches, and airport security.
This weeks show spends a lot of time talking about hypothetical time travel and the choices that we would make different in our lives. Then we go on to talk about Stephen Hawking going to strip clubs and sexy Italian cafes. You know we like to keep thing classy.
This weeks show covered some of the funniest topics known to man. Topics like food possessing, Sexual harassment, and police dogs. When you tune into this podcast you only get the cream of the crop.
After we recorded this show I was almost tempted to nto throw it up because I feared it was just so below our already low standards. After listening back to I can confidently say that this episode is just good enough, but you can judge for yourselves.
This weeks show skips all that frivolous and boring talk and jumps right into the stuff you want to hear... after we spend 20 minutes talking about the weather. Thankfully we do go all nerd crazy about comics and why they are so strange.
This week we spent some time talking about our over privileged middle class white lives growing up before we moved on to talking about how terrible TV is these days. We even made some of it relate to a story or two.
On this weeks podcast we tried to get a few stories in before we started talking about sports and getting kicked in the nuts as kids. There may not be a whole lot of stories covered, but I think that it worked out to about 50-50 story to random talking. That's good enough for me.
This weeks show starts off with a rather out of character discussion of sports, but then moves on to more familiar topics such as Star Wars, Bacon, and bad Anime. Didn't cover any real news stories, but I talked a lot less about my high-school math classes. I guess that evens things out.
We got the gang back together this week to talk about stories, but we might as well have just let Eric do a solo show because he would not let us get a word in edgewise. Thinking back though, that seems to be a common occurrence on the show.
We are back from our break with a new show and only one host down. Hell of a way to start of the new year. Ike could not make it onto the show, but Joe was able to guild/intimidate his Sarah to show up and read some emails. It's always nice to get someone that can read to do the email for the three of us.
This weeks show starts out with two of us battling to see who can make the worst music and then moves on to us challenging each others geek credibility. This episode may make you question your sexuality. We are also going to take next week off because of Christmas, but we will have a new episode up on Jan 3. See you next year and have a happy holiday.
I know this may sound strange, but this weeks show is mostly us talking about stories that we found on the internet. It's almost like we didn't waste the whole show talking about random stuff like we normally do. It's a real change for us.
This week we were able to keep the email reading and personal story telling to just over half to podcast so the rest of the time could be filled with the two stories we found this week. That has got to be a record for us. It seems like all we do these days is talk about ourselves.
I don't know why, but we basicly spent the whole episode talking about high school. There may have been an Email in there some place, but it was mostly high school stuff.
This weeks show is a lot of us talking about video games and TV for far to long. After some email though, we were able to steer the show towards my hate for pandas and our plot to score with a bunch of sexy Swedish girls using science.
I'm having a hard time coming up with a summary for this weeks show because we didn't cover one story the whole time. This is basically an hour of the three of us talk about nothing. I know we talked about video games at the beginning and Eric bragged about being an extra in a youtube video, but apart from that I can't remember.
On this weeks show we talk about opening a new campus of or fictional college, the lengths one would got to protect your candy or star wars toys, and I confess to a theoretical wussing out at a convention last weekend. It's all very entertaining.