The 911 Call

is my first ever live podcast. I'm so excited because as I love speaking in public, I love getting questions from an audience. I just love connecting. We're post pandemic. It's so great to get the energy of a live audience, and it just it will become so real for all of us, and I'm so grateful. I've loved this so much. Uh, it will feel alive. It won't I'm not nervous, and it won't feel different. It will just feel alive and what it's intended to be. It's also the celebration of

the launch of my upcoming book. Business Is Personal. My book Business is Personal as a passion project because people always say it's it's not personal, it's just business. Business is so personal, and my personal life and my business are so intertwined. And this book gives so many stories, so many anecdotes, so much humor about the crazy road I took to get to success, the circuitous, non traditional path,

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on the road. I did so well with my book A Place of Yes, which was for people at a crossroads, and this book is literally for people who just want to create their own success, but they might not want to do it in a cubicle or in a corporate, structured, traditional way. It's going to be a blast. Plus I have some more announcement coming, so stay tuned and get your tickets now on looped live dot com. From my June second live podcast event, so Wild was served custody

papers from Jason Sudeikis at a conference. She was speaking at a conference about a film that her boyfriend is starring in, and she was served custody papers. Something does not make sense. So on one hand, when you get served the process servers are, they're like they're like shylocks. They're like bill collectors, their bottom feeders. They're like private detectives that just follow allow around. So they want to go to where they know somebody definitely will be to

serve papers. Uh, you know you've been served. It's just that this is not a drastic situation. We know where Olivia is. I mean, she's not hard to find. It's usually I mean for a civilian it's different. You know, you're trying to like get them outside their kids school to pick up, which would make someone upset you've been served or um on the way to or from work or outside your house. It feels violating. You've been served. It just coming. I don't know if they're allowed to

come to your door. I don't know if that's a violation, but I know that people have been served at their doors. It's funny because I've dealt with so many legal aspects and often I I've always been the one that's sort of following the motion of the action in my personal life.

But there's never been a situation where it's so dire and urgent that it would need to be in the middle of an appearance, and having been through so many different aspects of legal turmoil and legal nuance, the person serving does usually discuss with the server where someone gets served, like it is a conversation. I know that I've discussed this before, like whether you've talked to I just know that I know that I, like I have a subliminal or subconscious memory of something like this, and I do

believe that you talk to the professional. Someone would not take it upon themselves so to show up at a conference and go on stage. It's just too hostile. It doesn't make a lot of sense. It doesn't track. But what's crazy is divorce really breeds anchor. And whether this was intentional or not, I've just seen us so much with I've seen forensic people look through a computer to find hacking and like, those are bottom feeders. I've seen

private detectives follow me and those are bottom feeders. I mean, this is like a swamp, but it just speaks to the garbage pit that divorces, and I guess the real thing is to find a way that this whole world can be cleaned up and that people can mediate not realize that it's really all about the Benjamin's and people hate each other and the only ones who do win

are the lawyers. It's it's something people say and when you're in it and you want to tell a lawyer everything that's going on because you can't believe things that are happening. Um, it's hard to really understand. But lawyers are necessary evil, and so I would say you have to try to take the path of least resistance. The shortest distance between two um points is a straight line. You can't take the bait, you can't get activated. You have to like slow and low barbecue. It's just the

way it goes. So everybody falls pretty to it. I've had conversations with everyone, and people get hot and everything seems important. It's cooler minds prevail. It's just the way that it goes. It's just a slow golf game. So it's definitely not black and white that Olivia Wilde would be served papers on a stage. It's absolutely not like, oh, I I mean, there's no way because you wouldn't pay the person serving. I mean, there's just no way they'd be fired. Like that's just such an a fire able,

egregious offense. And I mean, and the whole thing is offensive, but there's something wrong. I mean, I mean, listen, We've seen people go on to concert stages and get on so I would say, and Olivia wild speaking engagement isn't the hardest thing to get on stage four. I mean, you know it's not. If Harry Styles were on stage, I think it'd be hard to serve him. But I think Olivia Wilde is probably easier to serve than Harry Styles. And um, like I said, they do try to find

places where someone will be caught off guard. And that's just I've never heard of anything like it. It's the most outrageous thing I've ever heard in this genre in context. So, I had something happened to me, and I'm talking to parents, I'm talking to moms. I really really need your and I want to hear what you think. It was a serious conflict. And often when things happen and you have a decision to make in a short period of time, it just seems more dire and you just don't know

what to do. So let me preface this by saying, in high school, I went to nightclubs. I went to the Ladium in New York City at fourteen years old, not even senior. Fourteen years old. This is a true story. I was going into the Palladium every other weekend, taking the train by myself, with well with friends, I mean, but like young you know, taking the train, and I don't know that I didn't ever do it by myself. That's the honest truth. But I was going into the

city of fourteen. I had a very very advanced childhood, and um that's another book for another day. But it's not normal that I would be fourteen and going into the city and going to nightclubs. It just happens to be the truth. It's it's outrageous. Also, So I used to drink, and I have seen it all. And I know that kids drink. I know the kids drink in high school. I know the kids who are I know friends who. First of all, I know assistants who say

that they drank in high school. Their parents sort of turned to cheap but they wouldn't. You know, just just don't don't ever drink and drive and do it at our house so we can have control over it or whatever the situation is. To be open with your parents, be honest, etcet. So I think we can't be I can't be a hypocrite. And when my daughter's a certain age, I'm going to have to realize I can't say to her, you're never allowed to touch alcohol in your life till

you're twenty one. Because I know what I did, but it was also a different world and it was certainly dangerous what I was doing. But we all run into this, and so so we all run into this. And my friends who are in their fifties tell me that their kids do drink and they want to do it at their house and keep it under control. And um, you know, obviously never driving and uber so easy and reasonable and

lift and share rides and all this stuff. And there are you know, there's a thing in Florida it's called like red hat, a red cap where a person will come pick you up if you're drinking. There are so many different ways to to not drink and drive anyway, But that's that's all related to alcohol. And we've all heard horror stories. Okay, so I have something I want to talk to you about and get your opinion about, because it really did shake me. And it took some

decision making. And I'm gonna tell you what I decided, but I'll tell you what happened. I was out to dinner last night at a restaurant. I don't want to say what restaurant, because I like the restaurant and my daughter loves it. And we go there a lot, and there were only two other people that were near us, a couple older man and a couple real conservative types. And there was a large table, a large group of young men, and we saw we were just my daughter

and I were talking. We've seen these people, these types at this restaurant before meeting these young like corn fed, you know, good looking, athletic group of guys that were young. To me, they looked fifteen sixteen, but I may not be great at that. So my daughter noticed that a massive, like share able drink, one of those group drinks, those ones you know that get you black out, Those were

being brought to the table. And so when I saw them, and I think of those as the strongest drinks, to be honest, if I saw a couple of beers going to the table or a glass of wine. I might out noticed it or thought of it. It just would have like gone in and out. But because I saw those big, giant group drinks, those are what you drink to get sucked up, period. So I saw those going

to the table, and I thought, oh my god. And it was a group of young men, meaning if it were too mixed them with some other people, they might look older. But like the average of all of them looked high school. That's the difference. Maybe one of them looked seventeen, eighteen, maybe nineteen if I were just looking at them with some other grown ups at a thirty But like you know, also, so if you ever gonna underage drink, god forbid, and don't you know, don't do

it in a group of other infants. So there was a group and they were drinking these large cocktails, and they all just looked so young to me, right, and boys sometimes look younger than not wearing tons of makeup and promiscuous clothing. They just looked so young. So those drinks came out. I checked it. I thought about it. I remember saying like, how is this restaurant serving them? And my daughter heard the eleven year old the wise one said, well, I'm sure they all have a fake idea.

And I said, oh, right, okay, but even still, and then I don't know whose responsibility it is. Um, I you know that if you get sued, it's your responsibility,

doesn't matter what idea they had. So then my daughter Brent says, Mom, look and we look over and there are pints like those big frothy mugs of beer coming over to the table on mass also, and then I see coronas with limes, and then I hear like shots like don't you know, like like they're they're they're making his chant and they're like there's like shots like extreme drinking, like fast drinking of the beers, you know what I mean,

like bulls eyes or whatever, sake bombers or whatever. So I'm like, this is crazy, Like it escalated, meaning in the beginning I was I was even not really willing to overlook the big drinks, but I just like I forgot about it. I was at my own meal. So now we're adding insult to injury. And now we've got these massive mugs, and now we've got these beers with limes, and now we've got these massive rants and chants and and um and like bombers, and I'm hearing don't talk.

So I'm thinking, these guys are these are junior seniors, maximum they're and they're so stupid. They're talking about the prom and a restaurant. They're consuming alcohol, so you never know, there could be a cop sitting somewhere. As the guy at my table pointed out this other guy that was sitting across the table, and um, it was like a

long communal table, but they were far away. But I saw him say to his partner, oh my god, they're clearly not twenty one, and I got I had to I don't talk to other people in restaurants, but I go, oh my god, like this man is talk. I mean, it's so egregious. I thought maybe I have laser vision and notice they're younger than they are. But he was like, what the hell, And he's like, I can't believe it,

and I'm thinking I can't believe it either. In high school and college years ago, you know, there was a diner used to serve alcohol because it's like a random spot and you'll go to some weirdo restaurant, you know, Lebanese Russian restaurant serves alcohol because like it's just so off the radar, but like I just I couldn't believe it. Um and in a major you know city, so and not nineteen like so underage, Like the problem is what seventeen years old, so like four, you know, four years

young and such drastic drink games. So it was bothering me, you know, and I wanted to You could have called the cops. I wouldn't do that because I don't I don't want to shut the restaurant down. I thought about talking to the manager. I'm thinking, maybe this restaurant isn't that busy, and then they know they can get easy money from these kids, and these these rich kids parents will pay more so their kids can drink, or that their parents are just I don't know, it's just entitled

kept glaring because these were entitled private school kids. Let's let me be honest with you, they were wealthy young men. So I'm drying, like entitled real like you know that athlete type that's like, you know, I'm not even gonna go into stereotypes, but you know the type. So I leave the restaurant and I'm driving and I call my fiance and we're just talking it through and I'm like, He's like, well, I would at least call the manager

at the restaurant. I thought, yeah, maybe I should. I don't want, you know, them to get shut down or anything or called. So he said, at the very least, like you know, someone gets hurt, someone has an accident or something. And I'm like, well, yeah, no, I mean they're not not driving there, obviously there's I'm sure they're ubering, right, So I leave my gloves there, I think, I leave. My gloves are technically inside my jacket stuffed in, but

that's not important to the story. So I drive back and I say to Brand get out and go inside and get the clubs stuck. I don't want to momather outside and they're like, you know, not nice looking men. They weren't like animals, you know. She's like, I don't want to I don't want to Brand get out. She's like they're outside, like she was uncomfortable. And of course it was flashing through my mind in the restaurant, like I have a daughter and she's a tween. I don't

wander to think this is okay. And also I'm not looking forward to this phase for myself, and it just gave me anxiety provoked me because I knew I was in high school, and I just I just made me uncomfortable. I couldn't get I couldn't shake it. I actually had to get into an argument my daughter later because I was a little snappy in the car because I was trying to think of what to do. So um, so I snapped at her and I was like, brand, just give me a second, let me think. So Paul had said,

maybe call the restaurant manager. We didn't know what to do, so I go, Brand, I'll go in. So I went to go inside, I come back out. I shut the door, and I remember how much they've been drinking. I shut the door to the car, and I see them get into cars and drive away, and I'm like, now, you just fucking put me over the edge. Like we went from the giant cocktail to the beer, back to the bottled beer, back to the shot, to being disgusted to it,

being underage, and now excessive underage consumption. I'm sure I did that too, So like you're pushing me to the edge. But I'm sure I did excessive underage consumption. Okay, I don't ever Actually I don't know. I never was out of control. My mother always told me, never be out of control. But I'm sure I drank more than I should. Okay, now I see these kids. So, by the way, I took a picture of the table three times. I said, Britt, look at me, and I took a picture. Why did

I do that? I'm a public person that doesn't want to be photographed without being asked. I had a weird feeling, I had a weird vibe. I took a picture of the table three times. So now I'm outside the door shuts. These guys drive away. I take a picture of the car in the license plate, I said. I find myself on the phone calling the police. I'm like, these guys drank excessively. They're on uder age, and that means you've had your license a fucking minute too, Like it's you've

just started driving. That's the other thing too, Like let's combine all of this ship into one pot of soup. So these kids drive away. I call the cops. I tell them where they are, upscale, upscale town. Who knows? Do they have rich parents? Did their parents know the cops? I don't know. Do I feel settled? Did the cops go on a wild goose o j chase to find these kids. I don't know. I feel unsettled. I talked to Brian. I say to Brian, I don't know what to do, she says, Mom. I just I'm glad you

called the police. I don't think you should call the school because if you if you call the school, they'll get expelled and it will ruin their life. Like we're both talking about this. I'm like, they'll get thrown out of their school. They're to private school, and schools now have the rule like my daughter once sent to Texas someone that wasn't great. I'm like, listen to me. Everything

you put in writing is for the rest of your life. Okay, there's no cute little picture with a half top if you want to go to law school, Like this is it? Like everything, everything is seen, everything is cancellable. So I think you do reflects on me, Like just know that you sing to a song that has bad lyrics, which actually did one time happen and I freaked out. I'm like, this is cancelation for me, and you like this is no college, like you don't you know? So I know

that this is grounds for expulsion. So I called my friend Alex uh, And I asked her opinion. Smart successful donated to be strong positive owns and mets. You know, they're savvy people, right, don't want any aggravation on their own. I call her and I asked her opinion. First, I call my assistant and I said, this is what just happened. And I think she's gonna like she said, we drank in high school. But when I told her, everybody was fine with the story in a way until I got

to the driving, Like everybody was like there. You know. When my assistant heard the story, she was like, what we never my parents, we never drank driving, drunk driving? Oh my god. Call my friend Terry. Very modern parenting. Spoiled kids in Bokarra Hotel. Not her. It's just all of them, all rich kids running around, you know, going off a fancy expensive dinners midweek. Nothing relatable at all. I'm not like that. I'm tough as nails. Her husband is too. We're always on the same page. We don't

funk around with. I couldn't afford the meals these kids eat when I was thirty seven years old in New York. I couldn't afford They're all uber ing and group expensive dinners, fucking Instagram Instagram dinners, you know, like social medis dinners. So she says, tell the story. I got to the drinking. She's like, absolutely not my kids. Would they know never to drink? Like never? Okay, same thing, Alex. She's like,

and and you know she's got privileged kids. So I said, and listen, you know we've all been there, and you know it could be your kids. No, it could not be my kids. Matt with the driving piece that was where everybody broke, Okay, And I'm telling you, these are wealthy kids, so they could take an uber. But now I'm thinking their parents, why would you take an uber? If you know on a Wednesday night, you're obviously drinking

if you're gonna take an uber. So maybe that's why these kids aren't taking an uber to a restaurant, Like I don't know, but it's been I don't know. So I say it to my friend. Do I call this god damn school because I might get them expelled and like ruin their life? She's like, who they're They're going to hit somebody in a car and ruin their lives. And Paul, my fiance, was like, you have a woman with a new baby in a car, you know, like

thinking of the scenarios. So I I negotiate with myself and I make an agreement with myself and I stay to my friend, here's what I'm gonna do. I'm gonna call the headmaster of the school and I'm gonna say and I'll tell you what I said. I'll tell you what I chose to do. So I call the office of the office of the office at Google the number, and of course, you know, the headmaster is like a celebrity over there, and so they're like, who am I?

And I say, who is this? To say? It doesn't matter who I am, and I'm not going to tell my name. I just want you to know, well, what is it involves serious issue with your students. I wasn't even positive it was their students. I just heard that there are some real like spoiled, entitled kids from this school, and I put two and two together there, I thought it was it seemed like to try it seems like the profile. So I said, who I think are your

kids at your school drinking and driving? Headmaster immediately or the head hot show the head of schools right on the phone, but you know, right on the phone. I say, listen, I'm not gonna say. I don't want to say who I am right now. Um, but I think I did

fairly quickly. And I said, I'm gonna tell you a story, but I'm only going to tell you a story about your students, and it's not a great story if you tell me that you're not going to expel them unless, like we discussed, and I say that that like that, that like I'm not going to be responsible for kids getting expelled, Like I just I want to talk to you, but and I want to tell you like you're just a person I met in a bar, ironically, and just

tell you the story shooting the ship. And he said, well, if it's something where someone's harming themselves or others, I said, it's I mean, and it is technically, So they said, okay, we're two people in a bar. So I told the story and I said, I have a picture. I'm gonna send you a picture. Can you tell me if these are kids from you or I'm a detective by the way, I've uncovered Russian crime rings like I'm just born a detective. Um, I said, can you tell me if these are students

from your school? And they said, these are students from my school. And then I told the story and they said, first of all, you're a saint because most people wouldn't do this and wouldn't want to get involved. I'm not saying telling you guys a story, so I'm a saint. I was telling you. This person said you're a saint because this is so important and so and and and what is it the fucking eight This guy was like, what is it the fucking eighties that like people would

serve kids. And I'm like, I'm going to handle the restaurant because I'm gonna talk to the restaurant separately to not looking to shut or shutter a small business. So I'll talk to the restaurant because it's also was kids running that restaurant too. They were years old. It wasn't a fifty five year old person. But they said, we will not expel these kids, but they will be very serious ramifications like I'm down for the parents knowing possibly

something legal. I'm down for zero acting. You're when you're graduating, all you care about is graduation. And there were girls in my high school that broke the rules and left campus and drove to lunch, which is not drinking and driving, and they got into a bad car accident. They got to an accident, they were fine, and they weren't allowed to go to prom or go to any activities. So I'll follow up with this guy, like what was the punishment?

So it needs to be not only do you have to endure some sort of drinking and driving classes, but something needs That was my solution to not having on my head that I got kids expelled, but not having on my head that I got some expected mother killed from a drunk driver who just got his license yesterday. So what would you do? So Brent hasn't gotten home from school yet and she doesn't know the follow up.

But on the way home from school, I mean on the way home from the restaurant, we really talked about it a lot, and it kind of was edgy, Like there was a moment where I saw the same car that they had in front of us, or I thought it was, and she was like, wait, is it that you know, because for her it was a caper. Is it is it that car? My brain be quiet, I'm just it's not that car. Like I was edgy, so it also screwed up, you know, I was edgy and brims like, Mama, you snaped. I'm like, I'm so sorry.

I'm just I get an anxiety and I have anxiety about you and being a tween. And we we have this conversation and we talked about the expulsion things. So when she gets but my friend said to me, she should know that you called the school because she should know the consequences of those actions for when she's in high school. So actually, yeah, you don't just get away with it by me like calling a cop but thinking maybe it worked out. I will call the police department again.

But did you follow up? Because I contacted the school, Like I'm militant when I need to be. You know, I'm a dog on a bone with relief efforts and things that are important. And I'll tell her today I did call the school. They're not being expelled, but I called the school because them because And my friend Terry told me that there was a Judith Light Lawn Order episode where a judge let them off and then the person ended up killing someone drunk driving. So I'm not

looking for that on my head. You know, Fluke things happened, Godfred, Something comes out in the news and I see that it was those kids, and I'm living with that like no way, man, I just I did what I had to do and oh so so So the takeaway is and still in your kids, listen, we have to be really stick. Yes, it's great. We'd like them to be Mormons. I'd like my daughter to not like alcohol, to never dig a sip in her life. That would be wonderful. Okay, I love her to never want to try pot in

her life. Okay, let's live in reality. So at the baseline, you put the fear of death and your kids the fear of death. You tell them this story. You tell them eyes and ears are everywhere, social media is everywhere, videos everywhere, everybody's everywhere. And you tell them you have a low jack on their devices. You know exactly where they are. You tell them you know everything they do. You tell them you have a chip on their neck that connects to the car. Whatever you need to do.

But you tell them, under no circumstances ever, if they do ever drink, if they ever get into a car, it will be the last thing they do. Okay. Breaking breaking news about Kanye West dating that woman. She looks exactly like Kim Kardashian, but it's like a manufacturer. I mean, you know, Kim Kardashian is happening beautiful and the originator, and but she, you know, has the hair extensions and uh is very put together, let's just say, very self created.

And so this girl, Cheney I think her name is, has self created a clone, like you know when people want to clone dogs, Like, she's gone through the same sort of process. I don't know what it is. It's it's it's not it's like, it's the it's the skin, it's the hair, it's the extensions, it's the glasses, the lips,

the whole thing. Like, what the hell? First of all, that you could create sort of yourself to look like someone else, Like what if I decided tomorrow to just get my butt done and get extend mentions and like war big shield glasses and gloves and cat suits and long you know hair that wasn't mine, that was black, Like, it would be that sort of clone vibe. And I see that happening with a lot of girls. A lot of girls are mimicking that clone. Look, Um, that's crazy.

I don't like copycats. I bet Kim Kardashian doesn't like copycats. She couldn't be more copied. There's no person probably in the world. There's probably no more woman in the world that there's probably now. I would say Kim Kardashian, Marilyn Monroe, and Elizabeth Taylor, not even Elizabeth Tay. I would say Kim Kardashian and Marilyn Monroe are the two most copied women in the world. So it's such. She's such an

influencer and it's on such a global scale. I guess she probably doesn't get annoyed because that's how she's made money. Everyone wanting to have what she has, buy what she buys, do what she does, Where would she wear? So she just shares what it is because she's onto the next thing, which I get because I'm like that in business and

ideas and I don't copy anyone. So she's onto the next thing, and they're all Cheetah brands, and she probably doesn't love a copycat when it's too close to home, meaning if one of her girlfriends starts to dress exactly like her or her ex husband's girlfriend. So Kanye's girlfriend is a Kim clone, creepy creepy that he wants to be with someone dressing like his ex. I know that people that I have been in relationships with do not want anything like what they had before. You know, they're

not they definitely some people do that. That's a that's gotta be a thing where people Cereal go out with the same type person and the same style person and the same vibe person. Um, that's that's interesting to me. But this girl has the gloves, the hair, the shield glasses, the makeup, the tone of the makeup, uh, you know, the sinched waste, the butt and she's with Kanye. So he's gotta be endorsing this or he manufact auctured it, or he has the keys to the clone kingdom, or

he made Kim because he definitely changed Kim style. Kim style certainly evolved and was created as it is today by Kanye. So maybe this is just he's just got a factory over there of like hot brunettes since to waste larger dairiers that are like just sex cells long extensions Birken bags. They say he bought our two Burken that's false. It's an Ostrich Berkin with rose gold hardware. It's thirty centimeters. He bought it for Julia Fox. I know this because I own one. It was a gift

from someone to me. Um, it is not a two seventy dollar bag. It is not encrusted in diamonds, and it is not a him Alayan Berken. And I know it's useless information, but it's inaccurate information. That's false news. But he also bought Think about buying two people you're with, the same gift, like you buy your ex girlfriend and your current girlfriend the same gift. Just very strange, very bizarre and CULTI m CULTI Megan Fox, drinking machine, gun,

Kelly's blood, and vice versa. Listen, you want to pee on somebody, you wanna do, you want to wear matching clothing, you want to do whatever you want to do. That's your business. Um, I think I think it's your business. Like is people get mad at people for saying they want to eat other people. Army Army Hammer got canceled because I think he told somebody he wanted to eat eat them or roast them or barbecue them, and that was crazy and creepy. Something about their bones you want.

I don't know, Maybe maybe I'm making it up that he wanted to make a stock with her bones or something something crazy, But that's actually a funny idea, Um, is eating is wanted to eat? Is talking about the potential to eat somebody less crazy than actually drinking the blood of another human being? Like, can we just actually think about that for a second. Remember years ago, I think something happened like that with Angelina Jolie and her brother.

She made out with him and maybe mixing stories, maybe she and Billy Bob Thornton, uh drank each other's blood. It sounds familiar. She did make out with her brother or kiss her brother, which people freaked out about. Um, So I'm just saying, if we're going to be upset about somebody talking about eating somebody else, wouldn't we be upset about somebody drinking someone else's blood? I mean, I I it's so it's so far from reality that I can't even really comprehend it. I don't understand it. Um,

you know, it's a novel idea. I don't know, But she clarified recently in an interview because this was a while ago and I got married, they drank each other's blood, And I don't know why we haven't really hung onto that because that seems pretty relevant and groundbreaking. But now she's saying yes, she did drink his blood for ritual purposes. Is that like some sort of oh you know, I smoked, but I didn't inhale? Oh oh, just for rich world purposes?

What does that mean? Ritual purposes? That could be like a full cult ritual or some crazy thing like just for ritual That sounds scarier than whatever the hell it was before. Like you mean it was for ritual purposes? Okay, it wasn't because you actually wanted to be a vampire, Like it wasn't because you're in the Werewolf of London. I'm just confused. So thank god that Megan Fox only drank machine Gun Kelly's blood for ritual purposes, because now my fucking head has gone there and I don't know

what that means. But to reach his own in rows of love in Hollywood, yea