I met a fan who did not sick the landing. There was a fan, sweetest girl, really pretty. She came up to me at a restaurant recently and walked up and she was like hey, and she wasn't one of these that some people they do this for like many moments. I never I never do this. I never do I
never do this. My husband doesn't even know who you are, but I never Like, all right, so now you never do it, but you doing it your husband it's clueless and okay, so it's like some people fumble, right, So this girl came up and she was clean as a whiskey. She just came just like, Hi, how are you. I think you're great, and I have his business and I just think you're wonderful. And here's a car if you
ever want to go. But the elevator pitch piece out walked away, walked directly into one of those outdoor heavy, heavy heat lamps. It started fumbling, wobbling like it was gonna go down, like like one of those sort of humpty dumpty blow up do all things that goes almost at the bottom that comes back up because it's like so heavy. It's a heat lap top is like obviously lighter, so it like almost went down, but she kind of caught it with her body, but like it was like
fumbling and it was extended, and I was dying. I was dying for her. I was dying for myself. How do I make it better? This is her one moment she came up. She nailed it, and then she was like fell into a heat lamp. Crowded outdoor restaurant mobis like full tilt summer, just like everyone's on like these picnic tables, drinking spicy Margarita's and just like being there, pose ourselves. And this happened. So she walks away, and she's now inside the restaurant, but it's like sort of
inside outside. It's with like open windows that are open to where I am, so we could sort of see each other. And I'm feeling so bad. I'm like, this didn't just happen to her. And then there were these uh this kid table full gaze next to me, who one of them knew me and I had met him before her, and we were chatting and they looked over there and they noticed that they all saw Everyone saw God saw it. Okay, Bali Lama saw it. Every single person, every being, the Holy Spirit saw it. Um My dog
Cookie makes she rest in peace. She fucking saw it. Everyone saw it. So I'm feeling terrible, and I was like, I gotta send her a drink. I gotta send her drink. And the gaze of the table next to me like, you can't. Don't send her a drink. They go, don't send her a drink. They said, it'll just make it worse. They look, she's you know, she's gonna get over And I said, get over it. I wasn't. I go, I'm not over. They go, I'll never get over it. They said,
I'll never get over it. It was so dramatic. So what I did was, as we left, I said, we gotta go inside and business this girl. So I walked in and that her and her friends, and she said that she now has the most embarrassing moment that's ever happened in her life. She never knows how to answer that question, and now she has an answer. And she had as a kid the most embarrassing thing that had ever happened, which was she saw a guy that she
had a crush on and she crushed into a garbage can. Um, what the hell is the name of her business, because she has a business here. It's in water Mill and it's like a ship. I could help her. It's like a workout class. God damn, it's like a thirty minute workout class in Watermel. What the hell? What a bad person? I am, um, And and it was funny and we laughed and I felt like I made it feel better, so it ends up being good. So maybe she did stick the landing after all. But I was like, yeah,
you didn't. You didn't stick that landing. Yeah, that wasn't the best. I want to talk about bikinis, not because I launched a swimwear line, but because I'm seeing different people at the beach at different ages, and I think that women of a certain age, I think that it makes them look younger if they wear bikinis, because they've still got it. I see a lot of that I've still got it attitude, and I get that, and it's body positive and it's loving yourself and all of that.
But I think if that's the goal, I think it looks desperate. I think it looks like you're gripping on. I think it looks like when someone has had too much botox or plastic surgery and you just are clinging, clinging, you know what is it to the jaws of life, like something like you're just like grabbing onto your youth versus embracing the confidence and security of being older. So while I do have bikinis, they're becoming fewer, and I have a good figure. I I look good in a bikini.
But I just feel like I know my age people having a general idea of my age. I mean, no one thinks I'm twenty eight and and I may look my body may look like I'm twenty innovating too. I just think that there's something a little desperate about it. I think it's really nice and elegant, sophisticated. By the way, for girls of all ages, bikinis have become so sort of like show off thee and there by the way bikini asses were canceled, like there are no bikini bottoms
that have the ask portion I have. I have bikinis upstairs that I've taken out of the bags I keep them in and put the bathings down and walked down of the house. I'm like, oh, my entire ass is shown like one pieces and bikinis too, by the way, like your ass is just asses are just meant to be completely shown at all times. And I I'm one of these people that if I sit up from the beach chair, I pull my bikini from out of my ass, like I don't want get up my ass. Everybody wants
a bikini up their ass. I don't know why this is necessary. I don't. I know that sounds crazy. It's not because I'm conservative. It's just like, it's okay, everything doesn't have to be shown at once. We have gotten into this place where everything has to be shown at once. But I think there's nothing more sophisticated than a woman wearing a sexy, beautiful, elegant one piece. And by the way, I did launch Swim and we do make two pieces, so this has nothing to do with me where or
whatever brand you want. But I just think it's very, very elegant. I like wearing really, really sexy, beautiful one pieces. It's just once you embrace it, it's such a good feeling. And you know what I mean. You know that you sometimes think, oh, I can still rock a bikini. I could still rock a bikini, but it doesn't mean I always want to. Also, just because you can doesn't mean you should, and if you're doing it to look younger,
you actually look more. You look younger, more confident, more secure, and just a really sexy, beautiful, simple one piece. Who was your obsessive crush? Who was it? I was thinking about this the other day, Um, because kids are obsessed with Justin Bieber, and um who else are people obsessed with? Now? I don't even know who people are obsessed with. Are they obsessed with like TikTokers or just like a kid who's playing Elvis or Kaya Gerber's boyfriend, that's the guy
who is playing Elvis, like the ike. I just think everyone's obsessed with Justin Bieber. I could be totally wrong. I don't even know what I'm talking about, but I do know that I was obsessed with Mac Dylan. I mean, I love Duran Durant as a group, and I loved Simon Lebon and John I think it was Taylor. I loved him, and I think there were other I think that was it. No, Matt Dylan. I I loved him,
like to the point where it was like tears. There was a movie, The Bodyguard, and the story was that he get discovered at this arcade in Westchester playing Pimball or something or playing like a video game. And I don't even know if that's a true story. And he was in The Outsiders and I just was obsessed. I just loved him. I mean I just loved him into like being an adult. I just always had a thing for him. I wonder what happened to him. Where is Matt Dylan now? Like I know it was in something
about Mary and he's probably done other parts. And by the way, side notes, side rant. Isn't it funny that the person who's the most famous isn't the one who necessarily goes to distance, Like Kevin Dillon had a whole career after Matt Dylon. Not that Matt Dylan doesn't have a career. I don't know Matt Dylan. You know, we're all getting older, we're not getting younger. But I loved him, Oh my god, did I love him. When did everybody
start calling everybody else bitch? It's so stupid, like bitch, no, bitch, yes, bitch, look at that bitch, Go bitch where that bitch? Yes, bitch, you can rock that bitch. My god, bitch, bitch. I just put up, bitch, I just put on a half top and I'm rocking it, bitch, Yes, bitch, Yes, bitch, I did buy it. Bitch, bitch, I'm getting Margharita. Bitch called me up. We're going out at twelve not twelve one. Yes, bitch, it's like the new Queen. Yes, yas bitch. And when
did everybody start calling every bag she fuck off? It's so annoying. By the way, we're in the world where pronound matter and it's pregnant people not pregnant women. Why do all bags have to be women? Why? Why? Why can't I bag me um in men wear makeup, where men wear bags, men wear heels? Why are all bags? What? She's pretty, isn't she? You walk into a story, walk
into a store. The grown adults not like TikTok dum dums, like grown adults working in luxury retail atmospheres or bags are six seven thousand dollars and they're like, yes, she's a pretty one. It's gonna be hard to let her. She's rare, she's whatever. What our wallets? Men are big toe bags? Men is luggage a man? What? What? Why is it? Why they all women? And I think they do that blush you? Oh she's another one. Oh, my God, because I'm on TikTok Beauty, because I'm like in the
vortex of TikTok Beauty. Because I forgot to tell you all, I'm a beauty influencer. Now we're gonna get into that in a minute, because I got I went to a party two nights a couple of nights ago. Moguls there, moguls celebrities with thirty million followers. I'm not exaggerating. One of them came up to me and asked me, I swear to God and everything I hope to be. Asked me if I wanted to be go to see d s and film beauty content with them. They have thirty
million followers. I have like eight hundred thousand TikTok followers. Three people, no one. No one talked about be Strong in the Ukraine, several hundred million dollar effort. No one talked about my Forbes cover, my ten books, my ten television shows. I've done nothing, my new CNBC money for show I'm doing. That's amazing. No, the only fucking thing I am is a beauty influencer. Now, I didn't know how to put makeup on January one, two, did not
It's ridiculous. This world. It's like a satire. It's literally like that that movie. There was a movie years ago, oh, The Producers. There was a Producers. There was one small time crooks. It was a Woody Allen one where they did a cookie store as a front for crime. And the cookie store became wildly successful. And the movie The Producers was supposed to be a big sort of right off they needed a big flop, and it became a
massive success. So anyway, all I was doing was fucking around, just trying on cheap oh makeup compared it to with expensive make up. And now I'm a beauty influencer. But anyway, the real beauty influencers that are all being paid and let's say, everything looks good. This is how they talk. She's giving me light. Oh, she's giving me glow. She's pretty, She's this Like what when did we become fucking dumb dumps?
I just want to know, Like, bags are girls. Now we're we're fighting, so we can so everybody can be everything. Bags are women, Okay? Are they old? Bags? Bags are like she's so pretty, please