Can Keep Charles fly on the same plane as William, like to the family? Can William fly on the same plane as his child? Do airs to the throne have to separate when flying? I was wondering that because I know people who won't fly with their spouses or if they have a child with disabilities and want to make sure someone's left to take care of them, they won't fly together. So I'm curious about that. I want to
talk about Kathy Hilton for one second. I have not seen the housewives, but I've seen the coverage from the housewives and Kathy Hilton, I think, gets made fun of for wearing like plastic bags and slippers, and I think she's all of us. I mean, I'm always in pajamas. You know that. You know I have my grades showing. You know I don't care. I have nothing to prove. I never had anything to prove. Even when I was poor, I was wearing pimple medicine and flannel cab pajamas, two starbucks,
because who cared? I have a pimple, and Kathy just doesn't give a ship. She wants to get dressed up. She can wear her diamonds. She has them. I've seen them and if she wants to wear a plastic bag as a purse, it's her body, her choice and she has nothing to prove. She's a fucking Hilton and she's been a Hilton for decades and she lived in the House the jackline Smith owned. I've been in that house. And she lives in Bel Air and she her daughter's Paris and Nikki and a baron and a Conrad and
the game over. Nothing to prove. Go to fucking cut holes in a plastic garbage bags, stick your arms and legs through and and go to a dinner party with that. And I heard people were making fun of her because she had a baked potato with caviare. By the way, Caviare rouss which is the best place ever in central pay and Paris, serves a big steaming buttery potato with cremfre and caviare and it's the best fucking thing you've ever eaten. When I've done that, I've done half a
potato with Cavia. The also get it, get it. The girls that don't don't. Cathy wants to wear her hotel slippers. Rock on with your bad self. That's all I have to know. I don't know anything else. You could hate her, you could love her. I'm just saying if people are making fun of the way that she dresses and the stuff that she does, she wins the game. She has nothing to prove. She doesn't have to put rames bags in the middle of tables to be right in front
of the camera and scenes in cars. Put it right in front of the camera in scenes. She doesn't have to put she doesn't have to vegazzle her vaginata with big giant interlocking gees. In case we haven't heard of the brand, Gucci or Valentino or Chanel or C's or dgs or Fendi's, we get it. She's not sucking plastering herself in in Logo Tattoos. How uninteresting is that? How insecure do you have to be to wear a head to toe logos? We know we've heard of the brand
Paul and I make. I make a joke to Paul all the time. Someone will be wearing a Valenciaga sweatshirt across their shirt or Gucci with giant cheese. I'll say to Paul, I think that might be a do you think that who makes that sweatshirt? It says Valencia enjoyant capital. Who makes that? We can't tell whose sweatshirt are you wearing?
How fucking insecure and label label horrors are you? So Cathy Hilton Wears Hilton slippers and, like when I told Luan, who made fun of me for wearing my car shrink wrapped in skinny girl mark at the hotel, it's actually fucking making you money. While these girls have to Brag and show off what money they have and pretend you've got the real money and your Hilton slippers, you're doing a billboard for your slip for your fucking hotel on television.
I was doing a billboard for skinny girl. I don't see nobody else on that show who owns a Hilton or was on the cover of forms magazine. So sit the funk down, shut the funk up, put your big burke in right in front of the camera and go for the low hanging, for Cathy's got the real money. Kathy doesn't have to put a burke in in the middle of the table as a centerpiece, right in front of the camera. Why? She has massive, gorgeous centerpieces in the house. She has faberge eggs and judith liber bags
and diamonds of the way. I've seen them all. She could wear her fuzzy fucking slippers and carry a plastic bag as a purse all she goddamn wants. Don't for Cathy to semi a Berkin. As a result of that rant, Kate is transitioning into Queen. We're watching the transition happen. We are watching the transition happen from schoolgirl to princess, right into Queen. She just took to it like a fish and water. She is ready to be quine. And I did a rant on Leo, on Tiktok. Leo Gets
What Leo wants. Can't Leo do what Leo Wants? No girl has ever complained about a relationship with him. He dates young women. This just in breaking news. Film at Eleven, Leonardo DiCaprio likes to go to the club, listen to music, vape, hang out. He's an extraordinary actor. He likes to date young, beautiful women. Okay, problem being, do we need to see him in a fucking priest doing pick up and drop off?
Because I don't need to see that. I want to see Leo Dancing on Peaker with a twenty five old model. So I tell that all is right in the world. And I've been at parties with couldn't be nicer, couldn't be less affected. Not Assuming Um. I've met Bradley Cooper. He acted like I was someone who might take his bags. I have met Justin Bieber, when not on my talk show, and he didn't seem to be all that interested in interacting or engaging with me. I've met Sudor Braun and
gotten an icy reception. Not Leo. I met Leo in a room with Martha Stewart, with J lo, with a bunch of other people, a room of fifty people and I met Leo there. Leo couldn't have been nicer. We actually talked real estate for a moment. I also met Leo one time at Mark Burnette's party at his house. needs to be mentioned. Mark Burnette has parties like nobody else.
Has nobody else that will be like heads of state, multibillionaire companies, owners like Jeff Bezos and like Travis Kolanik, people that like created fucking uber and Google and Amazon like no joke, and gorgeous models, amazing music. Leo, Jamie Fox, best parties ever. Mark Burnett. He'll have barbers drives and Warren, Baby Lady Gaga. Literally I start serving or dirbs because I feel so fucking out of place. I'm like taking people's coats. Mark Burnett knows how to throw a motherfucking party,
by the way. Mark Binnette and Roma Downey, I don't know why, I said just markets, really markets into it. Mark and Roma throw parties better for the ages. Okay, heads of agencies like next level ship, some next level motherfucking ship. Head of Netflix, Ted Serrando's, is what I mean, next level ship. But Anyway, Leo is always at those parties. He couldn't be nicer, couldn't be more lovely. Go on, dated,
we ever the God Damn Fuck you want. We are not expecting you to start baking for the Big Sale, to start coaching little league and start driving a Goddamn minivan. Nobody's confused. Go date. Ji Hadid all for it. She's a big, big girl. Go