Just B Rants: Big Pete Energy

the ship out of there. Their skincare, these kids of the skincare fridges, these routines. At whatever age, it could be a seven year old getting rid of stuffed animals. Here's how you do it. Mom. Can I get how many times a day? Do you here? Mom? Can I get? How many times a week do I? Can I get? Can we get? Can I get? Can I order? Mom? Can I send you a link? Mom? Can you prove to buy blah blah blah? Right? How many times every

time your kid wants to buy something? It doesn't matter if it's a lip gloss or a toy car, whatever the hell it is, right, Okay, if you agree with the purchase, okay, And I'll go up to five. If it's a big item that they really want and they're really obsessed with it. Fine, go in your room and find five things that you're getting rid of. It could be a pair of underwear, it could be a book, whatever it is, go find you know, unless you know that the closets swollen to beyond and then and I'll

be like, go get and she'll like I can't. I'm like, you can go through every category, go through the costumes, go through whatever. Yesterday it was a bathing suit. Can I get a bathing suit in my bathing suits? Crunchy whatever? Okay, Well bring the bathing suits out that are old, because they leave ship in their room. So it's just going in one direction. That's why you have clogged drawers like arteries. So I say, fine, bring out the ones that you

say you don't that direct and and something else. So like, yesterday was a bathing so I'll get you one bathing suit. I want three things to come out of that room, and they actually have to. If you have this as a regular practice, in the beginning, it will be easy. It could be a squishable, stuffy, a fidget whatever. In the beginning, it's easy. Once they start doing it, it becomes more difficult. Fine, keep going, come out of there with three things. And they do it, and it's great

because you're going in the right direction. And they learned that. They learned that what they have in their closets and their toys is good. They want to have only good. It's how I roll, like, I want good in my closet. I don't want a bunch of clutter. I don't want crusty bathing suits in there. I want only good. So if you get into the habit, and by the way you do it too, you're buying something. Fine. One thing comes in, two things go out. I did a shopping spree.

Everything was like this crazy sack sale in Cincinnati, Ohio, like Valentino, like really high end stuff. And I called and I was with my assistant and we were having panic attacks and dehydrated because we're buying so much ship and we were like, we're getting home in a purge is happening, And I said, I want to level up with some of my clothes. And I got home and I got rid. Some of it had tags, some I

was bummed out about some my of away. Whatever, it doesn't matter, you know, go do it with your towels. Do your sheets, do with anything you have coming in get rid. It's a great practice. It will change you're like Paul told me, it's liberating. He's like, it's so satisfying, so just do it. Just a random thought. I'd like to reiterate that I in two thousand nineteen tweeted that Pete Davidson shoots diamonds out of his penis. I repeated it again, and here I am in two. That is

not aging like milk. That is aging like fine wine. That tweet, I mean two thousand nineteen, and I said, Pete Davidson shoots diamonds out of his dick? What is he shooting out of there? Now? They must be pink or purple diamonds, blue rare diamonds. Okay, because that's very serious. The whole phone thing is a scam. I just want to mention that the chargers that don't work with their chargers. The big charger now fits in the iPad but doesn't fit in the air pods, but doesn't fit in the thing.

It's a different charger for that. Brent is a different charger than I have a charge charging. Her iPad charger is different than my phone charger. Then the phone changes, then the phone case charge, then the phone case changes. Then the phone case doesn't work anymore, and the phone case doesn't charge anymore. Then your phone says fuck you, and you didn't do an update. Then your phone says fuck you and you didn't buy the new phone. It's just such a fucking scam. And I know some of

you hate when I curse. I can't say it any other way. It's a scam. The phone mafia try to change your phone. What about when your phone starts crapping out and you have to change it down, you start sweating and panicking. You know you're gonna be without your phone for a day. You're in limbo, You're in no man's land. You're in the middle of the Bermuda Triangle

with the Lockness Monster. You don't know whether to go back and be with your old ship phone that doesn't even work, because you're just scared to go into the big wide ocean of a new phone which has new ship on it that you don't understand because you are in the mafia, and they put your head underwater, drowning you, water boarding you, making you get this new phone you

didn't even want that as new charges. You don't understand that doesn't work with any of your old cases that you bought and got so excited because they're blinged out and they have like fish tanks in them. What a bag of bullshit? This Ponzi scheme is that we are all part of. I look at people with a Samsung phone. They take the best pictures. Let me make an announcement. Samsung takes the best pictures. Sometimes you're on a vacation and I don't know, you see someone else's phone, or

you someone that works with me. I don't know why I've seen Samsung phones. Why, oh I know why someone asked you to take a picture of them on vacation. And you see what a Samsung phone can do. And it can open up and flip sideways and look like an iPod but like oor gami itself into a tiny little Chinese fortune cookie, like one of those little like paper games you play. And I'm like, I want, but you're not allowed. You're in the Apple mafia. You can never go back once you were in here, no we

have you. You killed a couple of people. Now you've fucking got you. You can never go back. I looked at a girl works with me. She has a Microsoft computer. Like, what do you call, like, not an Android computer? Whatever? That is? That an Android whatever? It's called the opposite of like Apple Mafia cult, the Apple Mafia cult. I look over and I'm like, and I said it to PAULIC said, but I I've always liked the Samsung for years. I've been saying this. I want the BlackBerry back I wrote.

I wrote five books on a BlackBerry. So I'm like, Paul, I would love to say, so, don't even talk about it, Like what is it? You can't you can't like why And I'm not even on his networks. You can? Then you're green, Then you're green, Now you're green, Now you're Shrek, You're a loser. I bully one of my pistal I'm like, why don't you get a real phone? Because she comes through on green. It makes me feel unsafe when there's one green in the middle of a group text. It

makes me think none of the text went through. I have four people on my on my staff that go on these texts, and I text them all and because of that one green monster, now I don't know if anybody's getting a text. So I always don't trust and I always text her separately, but I'm like a green bully and I'm telling her something I don't even believe, like why don't you come over on our phone stuff? Get get get a phone? Like this, bullying her when

I don't even believe in it. I just want her to kill somebody too and be in this mafia and be miserable like me. Because I say to Paul, I love the Samsung phone. I want to take pictures on that Samsung, and He's liked, don't even fucking think about it. Don't even think about it. You can't go back. It's in hand in Handmaids Tale, I mean gill Yad and they're like, I'm like, I just want to go. No, you cannot go to even Canada. You're here, You're never leaving.

And you can get a thousand chargers and spend ten thousand dollars a year switching this program up, but you could sucking never go back, and you can never get a Samsung even though it takes better pictures. And you're an accidental beauty influencer