Just B Rant: The Oscars Happened?

to the movies? Like, do you ever go to the movies? Because if you go to the movies, by the time you leave the movie, it's already on your television. And I used to go to the I Pick with my daughter because of the experience. Like I just to be perfectly honest, I was going through a wretched divorce and

didn't want to be in my house. So I would go there to like bring my own blanket and pillow because I was lucky enough to have a driver, and I'd have the blanket and pillow in the car and it'd take my daughter and we would just snuggle and lay and order mid food, and I just cherished being able to have her like locked in with me for that period of time. But that really is the last time I can remember going to the movies. I just

that is a dying art. It's a dead art. When we were kids, that was like the weekend, and then people were complaining about how much money it would be to go with the family to the movies because you had to pay for all the concessions and the snacks because that was the only way they could afford to keep it going and ticket sales. I just, I mean, where are movie theaters anymore? Like so actors, and I don't know what the ratings were the oscars. I guess I would have to look it up because I don't

know if people care. And then thank God for the fashion, because it seems like the only reason people care is for the fashion. And sometimes I think I saw something because I saw a clip on social media. So I'll see a clip on social media about a podcast and think that I listened to the podcast. And the reason I know that's not possible is that I have never listened to a podcast. So I've convinced myself that I've heard a whole interview on Call Her Daddy because I saw a two minute clip.

Charlotte Tilbury via the Oscars. You see them both holding the heart shape beautiful Charlotte Tillbury compact, which I have, and like that's a commercial. So them going to the Oscars is business because they're doing a brand new which no one understands more than I do. And then Kelly Rippa is doing one for Lareel with Christopher Buckle doing her makeup. The doing the movie is no longer the thing.

It's the doing the thing around the thing. So it's the holding the heart compact for Charlotte Tilbury, which is what I've been saying for such a long time. I started that on reality TV when I was making two hundred fifty dollars, even pre Kardashians, I was, you know, using that as a platform because what was the point of me being on TV to make and two hundred and fifty.

help but think they're truly in love. They're a nice couple. It doesn't mean I know that they're ending up together any more than I knew that Justin bieber or Selena Gomez or Britney Spears and Justin Timberlake are ending up together.

This is back when people wore like one outfit it wasn't like a circus, and she had like this eight carrot, really pretty diamond and Mary lamar odom And I remember my agent coming back from that wedding and saying, wow, like you know who looked amazing and who is the one to watch is Kylie?

So here's the thing. If I'm invited to something, I like to think about what it means and like why I'm there and who I am to the experience. Okay, So while Kim Kardashian is the queen of the universe in many ways, she's not going to walk into the Oscars when she's not in a movie. She's not nominated for anything. She's not going to the Oscars, she's not going to go to the Vanity Fair party, and like take Over, she could and she could land it, but

I just think the choice is wise. Like and frankly, Kylie wore a hot dress, but she didn't take over either.

part when she was with a football player. Like it's just there's a nuance to what you wear to what. So Kim wore an elegant, beaded Gucci gown. Gucci's having its moment right now, and she had like a cool she care moment, and like that's it. But like, I like that she didn't come in moogler like hair dripping, wet, sinching, meril monrose dress, giant train, Like it really doesn't have anything to do with her. She's a guest of the Vanity Fair party, which is an elite party. She's gonna

see a lot of her peers. If she were single, she might have seen a guy. Like that's just a fun night out for her. So you go on certain shows and you dress the part you go. I remember years ago Robert Verdy, the stylist, I think it was Watch what Happens Live I was going on. He was like, and I never thought about the fact that, like, you're sitting the whole show, so you're not gonna waste the outfit that's going to scrunch up at your waist or the skirt that you won't be able to see. You're

supposed to think about it. You're sitting, are you standing? How much of your body are they showing? And then he'd be like, that's a shoe show. I never thought about that, Like it was a shoe show because you're sitting and what you're seeing is people's waist to their head and the shoes the legs, so yes, your shimmer better be shimmering on the legs. And I remember, I think it was him too, because I've never had a stylist.

Remember I would back then, I would like ask someone a friend or something like what are you ware of this? And he'd be like, the view that's like you're with your girlfriends a little bit elevated. Like I've seen people go on those shows and like get decked out, or go on like Ellen or one of those shows and get decked out. But to me, you're sitting down with your girlfriends when you talk to Kelly Rippo, when you talk to them, like it's a what would you wear

with your girlfriend's elevated show? It's morning, etc. Like I said, of course people get decked out and wear beads and sequins in the morning, but I don't believe in that. So I believe you dressed for where you're going. So I didn't see any problem with what Kim wore. I

thought it was actually totally appropriate. And then you see people trying to do too much like someone was, And I'm not going to criticize anyone Like Kara Delivin is amazing, and I've had the pleasure of walking with her in the Lorial show, and she runs the show.

with the jewelry, with the dress land. I think Lauren Sanchez I texted her she did a great job, like someone did a video saying she picked a dress to go with her jewelry. She wore a Lorraine Schwartz pink and white diamond necklace, which matches her ring. I think it was elegant. I think also she and Jeff like they knew their place. They were like old Hollywood glamour.

She wore a strapless waist cinched black like satin type dress and I don't know who made it, but like people comment on her, and she's always showing the body and the boobs, like you couldn't really see the boobs. Guess what she has boobs. She has a cinch waist and she wants you're allowed to have your own personal style. If Julia Fox could dress like over the top, like costume theatrical, like, that's not my style, but I get it,

I accept it. Lauren Sanchez can always wear like a cinched corset like Doulce vibes thing, because that's what she is. She wants to be sexy. She didn't get her man by not being sexy, the man that many of you were jealous that she got and criticized her. So she was wearing I think it was like perfect. They looked like mister and missus Oscar. They looked very old world glamour. I think Kim looked very old Hollywood glamour too. Kylie always manages that like listen in the future, these will

be the starlets of our generation. People will look back and think of them as like that old world Hollywood. So I had no problem with these looks. I didn't see everything else. I don't even know the names of a lot.

like the Jack Nicholson of our generation. Like he's just like the legendary actor since he was a kid. I forgot the name of the show he did when he was a kid, because that's how old it wasn't my so called life was it? With what it doesn't matter? With what's her name from Homeland doesn't matter. I don't remember anything, but you all know what I'm talking about.

He has been a legend and an extraordinary actor his whole life, like being handpicked by Robert de Niro, and so I guess it was like a very meaningful moment. But again, we can get all of this Garner, all of this through just like clips. That's what's crazy. That's why when people say why don't you have a show, It's like, what do you mean?

I don't care about their resume at all, and in fact, the better the resume, the worse the employee. I have had such fancy resume, job titles and people that people have worked for before, and situations that I get excited by every time, and then they come and they are just basic. They're lazy, everything's too much. They can play and they whine and put that up against hard workers.

a sponge, She's loyal, she's hardworking. These guys that are now working for me that worked for me on like sort of a part time basis, and I thought they never I thought they were like beaves and butterhead and they could never do it. They are working better than people who have come from the best recruiters in the country. Like they are just loyal, young, hardworking, not precious, not sensitive, not complaining young men.

applies to you. I just want you to know that you could be spending so much more money than you need to because you have people in positions and you think they're sort of either supervising or managing, and then you realize, wait a second, if I'm micromanaging the person that's managing these other people, why don't I just manage these other people.

are you doing? Like you have to really stop down in your business and say what exactly are these people doing and be able to follow the breadcrumbs track it because I started to think, I don't know, like it feels like this person is just like farming everything out, and then you find out that those people were doing all the actual work. This person was just saying to them, go get that done. But they had all the contacts, they had all the relationships, they were doing it. It's insane.

It's insane, which is said, what's happened to me a couple of times now. So I always go for the shiny objects and I really learn my lesson. You know, they're like grown men, particularly of a certain era and age, because they're old school drive buzzed like I've seen it. I've saw it twice on dates where I had to stop the person I want to get out of the car, like I'm not managing someone else's alcohol intake. I'm not looking at exactly how many drinks they had. I know

how many drinks I had. I was on a date and I had half a martini and then I had two glasses of wine. And for me, like that's a lot. That's too much, Like half a martini and one glass of wine would be okay, but like, you know, whatever I was feeling myself. The point is, I know that I felt that I was too much. I'm not babysitting

and counting someone else's drinks. But then I've been in a car with someone where they either look down at their phone or they're acting a little sloppy, not quite swerving, but like one guy like went through he didn't go through a stops and we're at a stop sign and he went through like a very busy street, but like it was too close for comfort, and I was like, are you It was just driving a little like slightly recklessly and it freaked me out and I said something

after I actually was he was someone who was in the core, very successful catch and a half, and I was like that made me feel really uncomfortable and really unsafe. Another time, someone like outside I was waiting to get an uber I think it was or my car to come. They got an uber and they left before me. I was thinking, like, I'm standing outside on a street. I

don't care if it's old fashioned. Men need to make women feel safe in dating, but otherwise, like I did not feel safe getting into a car with someone who I think might have had too much to drink, and they're like driving, they're not taking an uber, Like, what the fuck is wrong with you? I went crazy on one. I was like, I am my entire life to my daughter. Also and it's not the primary concern at all, But

I'm like, I'm also a public person. I also invented a cocktail, primarily first and foremost, Like I'm a human being. I'm a single mother. Like, also, not about me, that's being selfish? What about the other person? What about other people in other cars? Like you could hit someone. It's so like men in their fifties to think that they're invincible because they grew up when like there were no seatbelts, there was no break light. People just mothers drank and

smoked while pregnant, like it was a different era. But these guys, especially, I mean not especially especially, what the fuck is wrong with me? I was gonna say, if they can afford to taken uber. Anybody that I would go out with could probably afford to take an uber. I mean, I don't I don't know. I just was so aggravated and irritated. It is such an incredible itch turn off. Disgusted what goes on with people like who's still even as buzzed and drives? Who has like two

drinks like alcohol drinks and drives? And I even think like two wines is pushing it, because sometimes something could hit you sideways. You didn't eat your hormonal like you. Maybe a man worked out a lot, he's dehydrated. Like, alcohol can really affect people in different ways, and it can hit differently on different days. I would say anything more than like a drink or drink and a half for a grown man, you need to be fucking taken uber.