Just B Rant: The Great Divide

good morning. Oh no I did, And I think that's so pass ag and it's hysterical, like someone's like, hey, let's leave with sunshine and flowers, good morning, good afternoon, oh and a pleasant tomorrow, like you know, goodmorrow. Like people want to like let you know that we can start. And by the way, it's a nice message and it's a nice note because it can mean that you could slow down. But sometimes I feel like it's bullshit if you're asking someone for something that like you only ever

transact with, you know. So it's like weird to be like, hey, hope all is well, how are you? Yeah? I was just wondering why you fucked me and charged me six thousand dollars too much on that bit, Like, it's always like this thing where you want to say, hey, how are you, but you get right into your thing. So you could if you're going to do that, you'd be like, hey, Hi, how's your day going. Then pause and let them say, oh,

it's wonderful, how's yours? It's you know, the weather could get better, and then you could go back and forth and then be like, hey, yeah, I got your bill and it's about twelve hundred dollars over like It's like then you seem disingenuous because you weren't calling to see how they really were. So I'm just kind of a literal person who's just like, this is what I want right now. We're not doing weather, But if you guys think differently, I'd love to hear about it. Maybe I

think I'm gonna try to split the difference. I'd like to do a little pleasantry. In the beginning, I did a TikTok with that stupid song give me one Margarite I'm Gonna open my legs, two Margarita's I'm Gonna put in my puss three Margarita's I'm gonna take it in the ass whatever they say. The TikTok was the Margarita song but two diamonds, like give me one carrot, two carrots,

stuff like that. So I showed my ring outside as about how many Margaritas, and on TikTok, which has a good sense of humor, people are like, oh my god, you're gonna have to do things you've never done before. You'll be in jail, you'll be pregnant, you know, all

this crazy stuff. So of course Low Hanging Fruit publications they decide to take the three negative comments and make them into a big deal because it's clickbait for them, and I'm very clickbaity, and so it ended up in a publication and then it got picked up from other publications and people like it's toe Nef showing your ring, and we're on TikTok where people are showing Chanelle on boxings and Arimez, you know, bags like take your fucking

sanctimodious apps attitude and shove it up your ass. Someone else like, oh, that ring is disgusting. I would never even want it. I was like, yeah, well, you're not in any danger of getting it like I will. I am a clap back slapbacker. Like you compoke the bear in the zoo, you're gonna fucking get eaten. So but what I didn't say is so diamonds get dirty really easily, and like get Santana lotion on them and oil, and like if you don't put them in the cleaner every day,

they look like a wreck half the time. And my ring is a sizeable stone and it cannot look clean if it's not clean. And so I didn't get my ring, put my ring into hair and makeup and like blast it and clean it and then put it in the right light for the picture. And so people, some people were saying things that made me feel self conscious, and I didn't like it. I didn't like it. For Paul, it's a gorgeous, beautiful stone. It's a beautiful ring. It's amazing,

and I like it. But I didn't like that. And then people Magazine, I'm calling them out right now because they don't usually go like trashy, low hanging fruit, and they did, and they did like the clickbait thing to get that conversation starting again and we see each other. So what I did was I then just out of the Blue multiple years later, decided to tell on Instagram

my engagement story. So I just did a slider of Paul and I and our romantic story at Little Palm Island, none of which we ever cared about telling, nor do we make an announcement, nor do we want to, nor do we care, nor do we need to tell anybody now. But then in between those pictures, we did slip in some pictures of the ring looking fully fully, fully hard and erect, like not suntan lotioned and in bad lighting, with it just a little flex just being like, yeah,

shut the fuck up, haters you don't know. And by the way, and then it was like I said, the pall if they don't like it, then great, they don't have to like it. But we're not gonna show this penis flacid. We're gonna show it fully erect in its best light. I've talked about this before. Television divides families. I just want you to know. Television divides families. Trying to choose a show with so many people is next to one possible. Try to choose a show with a

man and a tween that everybody's gonna like. My daugh say, can we watch Mike and Dave's wedding, which was it was inappropriate for her when she first saw it at probably seven years old, but like, can we watch the Hangover? That's all she wants to watch? Is the wrong Missy? The Hangover in Mike and Dave's wedding all inappropriate. And I'll be like secretly thinking, I like have affairs in

shows meeting. I am sleeping with Missus Masel, and I'm not sharing that with Paul, and that's not something he wants to be part of. But when I'm watching a show that I watched for that works for us, like The Last of Us or something, and we don't even like it, we're just watching it because it's something that we can tolerate. And there's another one, The Leftovers. We're just like, we don't even like it, but we started.

It's like a bad book. We can't get out. And then I'm like secretly dreaming of my other relationship, the marvelous Missus Masel and I have another relationship. I can't break up with the Wire. Everyone said it was like the best show ever on television. That's not true, but I'm in Like I watch it and now I have watch it and it's about like drug dealers and Baltimore and cops, and like half watching it is weird too, So I have to like finish, I have to finish

that relationship. It has to run its course and then it has to be over and so but I just feel like I can't keep up, and I've got all these different mistresses like in television. I just and then I get back with Paul and I just we want to relax, and I feel unrelaxed because I can't find a show that we both like. So it's like then he wants to watch comedy specials. I'm like, this feels like eating a bag of Cheetos, like I'm not really

digesting my show. I want to show. He doesn't want to watch British BBC Murder Mysteries and Weird Towns by Castles and like I do. And so I don't know, it could divide all of us. It's really not that it's Brennan and I could do our own like Brin and I Handmaid's Tale Emily in Paris, which is extremely

junk foodie. It's just like we're watching and no one dresses like that, and it's just junk food but fine, and then she and I had dead to me second, this next season wasn't as good, but like we managed to find some shows we could sink in. But you get a little nervous when you're on the way out of a show because you just start to gasp for air and you're just like, we got to pick a new one because these kids don't have a big attention span, So then we'll be out of like little tweeny bopper

stupid shows that I don't want to get into. So I gotta kind of like be prepared and have a notebook of shows ahead of time, like, oh, Yellowjackets, someone told me it's at a plane crash, but like Paul won't watch that, he's scared of flying, So I can watch that with Brent, but then I'll be segmented. And I was wondering when she like Lost because you can watching the Leftovers, which is like people compare it to lust.

I don't know, give me your excavatee TV shows. I find it very important to have a show that you really can invest in. Someone told me yesterday, Barry. Someone told me Barry, like I don't know, and I and then the ones you forgot Madman shameless. When am I ever gonna finish? It was seven years ago that I like stopped, it had to start all over again. I just I just feel very defeated. I'm sorry.