So I get these products sent to me, and I there are a lot of them, are independent brands in little businesses, and I never want to not look at it to just see what I think. And often I just roll my eyes because it's like something else in some category that everybody else is doing. And only I know that because I'm seeing everything everybody's doing. So it's like I know, we get it. The guasha and the face rollers, it happened, keep it moving, like I see everything.
So I get these this brand Focal fo c L. I am their new spokesperson. They're going to have to send me a check. If people do want CB, this is your place to go. So fo c L, this brand sends me a package. And if I sound weird, it's because I am and I'm I gotta drink water. It's of these small little oils. Looks like a Roman therapy as there's CBD oil. They don't say anything about what it is or what it does. It's just CBD oil. For me. That's like freaking pot pourri or incense just
sits around, doesn't do ship. It's just like something you think is a thing. You know, like that, like oh brand years ago and no one could ever really understand exactly what opraham is good for. You just threw it in an ingredient list and everyone got excited. No idea what it meant. Okay, So CBD gummies and then there's these little containers and whenever I see vitamin gummies, I
get excited because they're bullshit and they're covered. They're candy covered in sugar that you get to pretender like eating vitamin C or D or whatever bullshit they're selling you. And I know it's like eating a muffin at Starbucks that they say it's low fat. You know it's a big piece of fat cake. And just tell me what I want to fucking hear. So it's like, sure, vitamin sage, you are to buy it, and I'll take them all, put them in a pile, and like nothing changes. It's
so stupid. It's just like a jar of something apple, cide of vinegar. TJ Max is selling those on mass and it's like such bullshit. So the CBD gummies came again, but got a cited because it's like square, little sugar covered candy and who gives a ship take them in peace of mind? So I took one. I took two because who cares? You could take like three? Haven't you ever taken like a Melton and Gunny in the gummy
like nineteen? It doesn't do anything. I'm no one of those people who takes three advil, it says to I'm a rebellious person. I have a splitting headache. I'm taking three to four. Okay. I just feel like, does anything really work anyway? So I see the gummy thing and down the back after I've eaten two, it says, serving size one gummy okay, so what who cares? Then I see the CBD oil and I look at Vicky, who works to me, and I said, oh, this ship is
supposed to relax you here. You want to take something. She's like, no, what is it? Is it oil? And I'm like, it tastes good, it taste minty. And I put a dropper. Of course, I didn't know how much to put it. I can't read that small writing. Good Lord, I cannot, not with glasses, not if I had my own fucking pet ant could I read that small writing.
So it's CBD oil. I just took a little. So I'm laying on the couch talking to Paul in the sun room, and I know that I have the pod asked with Susanne Summers and this rent coming up, and I'm just laying to relax and kill some time, and I'm talking to Paul about how I slept last night, boring relationship conversations, and I start like seeing the ceiling. I'm like, wait a second, i think I'm sleeping now
my dreaming. I'm like tripping, what's going on? And I felt like a warm wave on my body, and I was like, this feels weird because sometimes during the day I feel like zoned out for no reason because I've slept really well. But this felt like another level. And then I'm like, oh my god, I fucking took those CBD gummies and that oil and that ship does work. Like that stuff doesn't work. It's bullshit. If I knew that that was that, I have so much CBD that's
been in my house. I just think if it is some strange oil you're gonna throw away in a year, Holy fuck. I just want to say that CBD is real and does work, and I think it's legal, right, So that's my day. Jay Low and Ben Affleck at an event, and to be fair at the Grammys. To be fair, he did look at miserable. But there have been nights that I've been out with Paul and he's been miserable. There were nights and I'm out with families, friends that I'm miserable, Like sometimes you don't want to
do ship. Who knows what happened that night. And by the way, he may be more of an introvert and he may really love her when their home and it may be a struggle. I believe me, everybody had I have that, and I have no idea what their relationship is, and I have no idea whether they're thriving and surviving or hanging on by a thread. But everybody just judging every single inch of their interaction. I saw page six had like a body language expert interpreter interpret what they said,
something like she said like put on a happy face. Yeah, they're not gonna go to jail for that. She might wanted to put on a happy face. He probably despises this ship. They're older, they're over fifty. This ship sucks over fifty, and she feels the pressure sure to like always have the slit and be the hottest, and it's exhausting. I'm home and I'm exhausted. I am home. I swear to God, I never leave this fucking house. I'm exhausted. I'm not doing anything. I cannot imagine what it would
be like. You have to put that hair on, that makeup, that vibe, that bullshit, that posing, trying to stay on top for what you have, all the money in the world. Gonna take a nap, and he like used to be in it, and he's trying to you know, not that he's not a famous movie star, Don't get me wrong. I'm just saying like he was ben Affleck, like you know, drinking and playing poker and growing out, and that was fun and cool. Even if he weren't a recovering alcoholic,
he'd still be like, I'm fucking exhausted. I have three kids, I've been through a divorce, I'm sober. I'm married to one of the most famous superstars in history. I don't want to be at this event. I don't even want to be home. I don't want to be in my own skin. Has nothing to do with her, as how they do with you has nothing to do with anything. And my fifties leave me alone. You can't know. It's
all young people reading all this ship. For the most part, anybody over fifty knows, they know what it feels like in their bones and their body. They know that j Lo is just hanging on. She's like, I gotta keep doing this. Like even Jane Fonda, who's much older, only comes out like a couple of times a year show fucking rolling like this would be something wrong with her if she was you know what I mean, Like when you're in your fifties, Yeah, have fun, have a great time.
You know, to be out every night, you know, to be the girl in the club. So it must be exhausting. Venice and Dolch and fashion shows and Miami and we're all so happy and we're on every vacation. Paul and I wouldn't make it a week, not one week in their relationship. They first got together. She was wearing wide leg camel toe jeans in August and Italy. I'd be broken up after that one day. That day, the day
before was the wedding. I'd be done sweating, getting getting fucking having like a swamp crotch in in the in in the main city in Europe, in the summer, the sweltering heat. I'd be done gotta give them major fucking credit. I'm telling you right now, I couldn't do it for a minute. I watch nothing. I don't know anything about popular culture. I could tell you ten trips they've been on. They went and did the wedding in some southern southern
region on a plantation or something. People were saying. They went to Italy, they went to Paris, they took all the kids on the honeymoon. Jesus, it sounds fucking dreadful. Don't sugarcoat that. They're at the Grammys, are at his movie premiere, They're at her movie premiere. They're at the fucking Emmy's, Tony's, Ronald McDonald Awards. They're everywhere. Oh, we went to del Chackabana and dressed in a fucking tiara
and crown. He must be like, I'm in shock. Aliens have taken over my body and I want to go back. It's just they love each other, But you gotta slow fucking down. Something has to give, something has to give. As Paul said in the beginning of our long distance, challenging relationship, because of our both separate live separate states,
it doesn't all fit. It can't all fit. You guys know, you have kids, you got pick up, you got drop off, you got husbands, you've got girlfriends, You've got the whole thing. You're fucking exhausted. You do not even doing that much in your exhausted imagine. And I know you're gonna say the hair, the makeup, the nannies, etcetera. Trust me, it's
still exhausting. It's still exhausting, the hair, the makeup. That's like at what she does hours hours I'll get makeup for like the Today's Show, which is once every six months, and all of us are like at a summit, as if we're going to fucking war in a war vehicle. Like I'm like, it's I can't even handle it. It's like, I'm like, get them out of here. I can only do one hour and fifteen minutes to makeup. I start fighting with my assistans. We we we haven't coming two hours early.
They did nothing wrong. I'm like, no, no, has to be an hour and I don't want to do it, and I do it so rarely. They do it every other day just to go outside and look cute holding a bag. Poor Ben Affleck, poor Jai Will, poor everybody. This is what they water seeks its own level. This is the life they chose. But it ain't fucking easy. And I know so people are commenting on one little Grammy moment with Ben. He's just probably fucking exhausted overall. It's just not easy to keep up with that kind
of thing. You got to be a machine. Not everybody wants to be around a machine. Here's the thing about machines. Get on or get out. It's like a freight train comment through. You jump the funk on or get out of the way. Those are the two choices you got. The whole game is exhausting. By the way, Ben wanted Jen, Jen wanted Ben. I'm not saying go go for yours, go with God, enjoy your relationship they have. By the way, they have five kids between the two of them. Let's
talk about that too. The dynamics, I know what, the blending dynam the blending dynamics. The X is all smiling. There's no way it's all easy. No, no, there's no divorce, no marriage, no co blending, no Brady Bunch, nothing that's perfect. Even Alice with the Whistle had a nervous breakdown half the time. Let me tell you something, Carol Brady wanted to rip her own hair out in that dynamic. So Ben and Jen are blended family of of seven. I
think they both live on the same coast. Now, not the same background, fundamental fundamentally different backgrounds, um, but similar in a sense that they didn't you know, they didn't come from money, growing up, tremendous fame, responsibility, x's careers, money being pulled by teams in all different directions, having to be everywhere, everybody wants everything, Everyone's trying to accomplish something. She wants to be the first Latine a billionaire. You know,
all this stuff is exhausting. So they both look exhausted and they should be. Have you happened have you gotten to see Instagram models in the airport? They're usually they're around holiday weekends. Instagram models or social media models are very very they run in very specific, uh traffic patterns, and if it's the summer and when people are going to the South of France, you'll definitely see them in
the airport. Or like, you know, a President's weekend would be a good time, a fourth of July Coachella, Like there are certain events, Um, what is it? Um? What's the music? Fat there's a music festival in um in Miami, art Douche Basle do Shella like you'll see them. And I really do laugh at the Instagram model group that used to be Instagram model and with social media, I'm gonna call them social medias models. I call social media social medias. You can copy me, it's okay, um social
meds models. So you're in the airport and you see a girl with skin tight leggings. Usually they're not vel bottom. They usually just like skin tight leggings tours so for days, and they usually have like a bra top on and then either like a Jane jacket or or nothing. And then you're always just like, would I ever choose to
wear that at the airport? No matter how hot I was, no matter what I look like, no matter how many feet tall I was, would I ever choose to wear like yeast infection leggings and like you know the tight ones, like the workout ones, and like a tight top. I'm I'm strangling, I'm my bro my I heard like, don't
you just want to be free? It doesn't matter. And they've got a full face to makeup, don't they know you get to hydrated on there I don't know who they're seeing when they fucking get off, but full face and makeup, lashes, extensions, always, the leggings, always, the half top, always the gigantic channel bag um and inside that bag is for sure a good lighting setup because there's social media's models and they run impacts too, a lot of lucks goods, too good for sucking them