It occurred to me that when I've talked about Megan Markel, sometimes people are like, why are you so obsessed? Most people agree with me, but I need to say something. I need you know I am obsessed because it was almost a career ender for me saying crimea River. You do not understand. Sometimes I'm early. Sometimes i'm early. Sometimes I review a cool brand before anyone else, Then a year later it becomes the it thing to do. Sometimes I talk about someone and it's unpopular, and then people
say it later. I remember secretly thinking, inside, Brittany is going to be freed, right, but there seems to be some questionable stuff going on with her, so like should you know? Things are unpopular to say. So I was all it was. I liked to Mega Markell. I was team Meghan. I was down for the wedding, was into it, was excited, the people's princess, the whole deal I was all about. Then all of a sudden, she's going on OPRAH and she's megs it and it's this whole thing,
and I thought, what the fuck? And all I said was crime a River. Like it wasn't like I was team not Meghan. I just thought crime a River got destroyed, lost two major major brand deals like a lot of money, and Piers Morgan lost his fucking job over it. Sharon Osborne lost her job. Let's not forget that Sharon Osborne and Piers Morgan lost their jobs over talking about Meghan
like they were just talking about it. And you're in the Royal family, okay, you wanted to leave the way they left, the clunkiness, the abruptness, their choice a disaster, a pr disaster. Every move they've made has been a botch job. I said this in my divorce. Every time my ex would think something was important and wanted to go back to court with all these divorce side shows, it was a total fuck up. The judge was like, what the hell? And he botched it. He botched everyone.
He at every branch on the Boch tree. Meghan and Harry have hit every branch on the bach tree. Why because you have a person. It is two insecure parties that never were really in the main spotlight in their own lives, that are colliding and aligning and getting married. So Harry was the self proclaimed spare air. He wasn't the one anyone cared about. He didn't get the attention he's not the king to be. I feel for you. I get it, but do not live out that insecurity
in everything you do. Okay, move over to Meghan great actress. Did the briefcase game show? No problem? Did suits a show that no one had heard of? No problem? Now she got her moment. She wanted to be famous. Okay, this is her fame. Now she gets made up awards so she can bring in money and fame and awareness to events that we would never know know about. No problem. But you have two people that were previously not that
relevant in the mainstream. They were sort of the Fredo of their respective careers and lives, and they both got together and now the world just catching up. They fucked it up good. Now you gotta get out of it. It's not my business, but I don't give a good fuck. You fucked up a dream, turned it into a nightmare, and you're the laughing stock. I would rather be disliked like I am disliked by many. I would rather be disliked than be a joke. To be thought of as
a joke is demoralizing, degrading. I may be disliked Piers Morgan actually may be disliked, but he's not a joke, Like he is not a joke. You may dislike him, people dislike Candice Owens, and and then align that with politics, like you have to align Megan Peers and cantic zones of politics, which doesn't make any sense. There are three individual people that are not married to each other, that
make different choices and different mistakes. And I'm not married to any of them, but I will say they have lost their base, they have lost celebrities. They are a disaster. Let's talk about Jeff Bezos, who got engaged to Lauren Sanchez, who I've met. I've talked about Lauren Sanchez because I've met her, I know her, I know her ex husband. She's always been nice. I like her. She's the anti
Megan Markle. She's the antithesis of Megan Markle. She's marrying one of the richest humans on the globe and she just wears tank tops. The two of them work out all day, all night. She is moving into zena, the princess warrior category. Like she her body is ripped and she will cut a bit. You could tell she will fuck you up. She could kick Jeff Bezos's ass. But anyway, they're engaged. She grabbed the bag. She's been married to Patrick Whitezel, one of the most powerful uber agents on
the planet Earth, who owns part of Endeavor. Fuck y'all, motherfucker, it is not a game. She was married to an NFL player. Oh and now she's getting married to Jeff Bezos. Lauren Sanchez soon to be Bezos has to follow nobody's fucking rules. She's a five hundred million dollar yacht. She there's nothing to say. It's like, it's epic. Grab the bag, bag the elephant, like he's hot, shit, he's smart, he's rich, he's ripped. They give zero point zero fox. They are
Jesus Jesus Christ plus Jeff Bezos equals Jesus worship. Respect, bowed down, drop dead. She could do whatever the fuck she wants. Laurence Sanchez won close the ride. We will no longer be accepting applicants. She won the game. Gotta give her respect, gotstu, got no fucking choice. Started learning how to fly a helicopter. Oh guess what Jeff Bezos flies helicopters or is interested in helicopter I don't give a good fuck. She saw the bag, she grabbed it.
The ride is now closed. Sorry, folks, park close. Jesus won dead. Can't believe it, can't stop talking about it. Obsessed. You think I'm obsessed with Megan Markle, I'm obsessed with Laurence Sanchez and Jeff Bezos. I cannot stop talking about it. I will not stop talking about it follows no fucking rules and is now a billionaire game over obsessed. I thought I was smart, I thought it was successful. I
thought I had choices in my own life. Then I went to another one of Brin's middle school concerts the last time. As I told you guys, I fucked it up pretty good because I went there and I saw somebody that I know who has a child and my daughter's great and I made the fatal error of saying, oh, Brin, you know such and such. No, oh my god, fu shit, the mom, No, don't what are you doing? Oh my god, what are you I'm like, oh my god, I'm sorry.
And the other girl, not just my own child, looked at me like I had fifteen heads, like was like, what are you doing? Like what? Yeah, I know your kid and we're in the same class. You're WEIRDO. Why'd you just bring that up? Like? Why would you like make that obvious connection, like when they're four years old, when there's seven years like yo, yeah, oh Jamie, this is Brenn. You both are seven years old and you both like frosting and ice cream and rain. But like, no,
it doesn't work. Now. Middle school is a fucking dangerous game. Don't try it. Okay, don't try it. And I know the kids in her middle school who are fans of mine who listen to this podcast. Sorry for the cursing, because they all are fans. They'll listen while they know. So, Okay, I go to another middle school concert. No problem. I will not bring you balloons, I won't bring flowers. I won't make a big deal whatever I found out recently. So she wants me to go to every concert. No problem.
I go to every concert now I found out. She finds it boring. She finds, you know, the band boring. They're good, by the way, nothing better than when your money is put to work, Like you send your kids to private school and you see that that band is amazing, Like there are future like Yo Yoma's in her school. Okay, they're freaking good. So they're good, Like there are solos and I looked at the parent next to me, and she's like, wow, this costs more than my medical school.
And I go, I know. We're both like, you know what, when it's good, it's good. Okay. So that brings me to my next point. There was a kid in eighth grade. He did a gorgeous solo. He stood up, it was amazing. I was like, what the hell I was sending clips to Paul Brinn. Lets me know, Ah, it's kind of boring, Like I don't care because I was like, no, band is good, this is good, they're good. You should focus
on this. Like Taylor Swift plays many instruments. She's like, it's boring, then what the hell do you need me here for? Respectfully, you're a little p and a c of little children that I could barely see, and I would just come in to see each other, see each other at home. If you don't find it interesting, then I don't. I mean, if you find it interesting and you want me to see all your wonderful great, But
if you don't care, I don't care. I'll put up a fucking like one of those oscar is like pictures of myself, like one of those like not plastic, like a wood. It's my face on a like stick and put it in my chair. I was there, Who cares? She didn't even see her other parent there. She didn't even know if they were there. All right, So I'll get it. I'll get a stand and I'll hire an actor. What are we doing here? You don't care? No problem.
I leave the concert. Then I go find her outside and it's like we don't even know each other, Like we're looking at each other and it's weird, and she kind of like wants to find her friends, and I want to find her friends too, because they're fans and they'll give me attention. She doesn't give me. And so like we're standing there outside, I came, okay, that was great. Ew No, it wasn't okay. It wasn't great. It sucks. I hate your school, I hate you, I hate instruments.
Fuck this, what are we doing? So now I'm standing outside, just waiting to leave, because I would I want to go, Like it's seven thirty at night on a Wednesday, Like I'd rather be home in fuzzy pajamas eating potato chips. Like I don't know what either of us would. You didn't want to be there, don't drag me into your misery. Okay, So we leavelast time. I fucked it up pretty good by saying like that she and her friend, not her friend, her classmate know each other. That's a disaster. I'm uncool.
So then we're leaving and I see the big kid who did the solo, and I say that, oh, that was great and nice job. No, ill, no, don't do that. What are you doing? Do not do that. I'm like, I could do whatever I want. I could do whatever I want. She's like, no, don't. I'm like, no, you you don't. You shut up? Like there's a shits creek with her. She's like, you shut up, dude, you shut up. I was like, brin, she was like nothing. I'm like, no, I could do what I want as a grown ass
woman who's paying this goddamn bill. And so she's like, no, you can't, Like she needed to drive home that I can't not. Five minutes later do I run into one of her friend's parents, who says, oh, great job. Rain Bin's like, cank you. I'm like, what the heck? What was that? I just did that two minutes ago? I got dreamed. So I did a TikTok, and I told my people and they were like, oh, no, middle school. I didn't know this. I didn't know this was a thing.
They're like, oh, no, middle school is relentless. Don't look in their face, don't talk to them, they said. Parents were saying like, I'm not allowed to talk to people in the back seat of my car. I'm like, wait, I'm now a fucking driver. What You're not allowed to talk to them? Don't make eye contact, You're not cool. Everything you say is wrong. You're a loser. I was like, what, what the what? So I left there demoralized, disinterested. I felt duped. She wants me to drag it to her
mad like, I'm not coming. If you're not interested, I'm not going. So guess what. You can have my seat at the contract. Oh, we also have to listen to two other grades play music that many of those kids don't care about either. So wait, my own kid's not interested. Now I gotta sit there and wait there like it's all It's like, this is a performance for us to know that our money as well spent because the music is phenomenal, and they should just be like, no, don't
give a shit. Kids, fire Brint. She should be fired from this instrument. If you don't give a shit, let's focus really hard on the give a shit kids. Because that fucking kid who did a stand up solo that I complimented, I will. I'll go there to see him perform. I don't need to see my own listless, lackadaisical middle schooler who thinks I'm uninteresting and doesn't have to even talk. Get her out of the way. Fire Brint, Fire her and all the other kids that think it's boring. They're
not gonna suddenly get interested in this. That dog and that that horse has left the barn. Give us caviar, give us champagne, Get those other kids out of the way. You don't have to spend money on teaching my kid sell her flute. Put it towards the caviar a budget. I'll watch that kid, okay, or I don't have to go inf I ten people. Take them to Hawaii on the budget to get like we're we're fucking around here, get to the meat of the matter. Give them money.
I'll pay the money too. I am interested in music. I love it. We're making future tailor swifts. Don't make me go to see my kid, who doesn't even care. Get that. I don't give a shit. Kids out of the goddamn way. Get the soloist, the cute girl who did the who does the violin, who does the two? Who cares? Who stands up? Who does a solo? A lot of people, she's like a celebrity in the band. A lot of people go up to her. I want to watch those kids. Get it out of the way.
Make my kid watch that kid. Fine, but like, don't waste the money.