Okay, So Brenn and I have these holiday traditions. And when she was younger, we used to go to the Grinch and we used to go to Macy's and see I think her name was like Virginia. That was the girl that like and there was a little puppet show and we'd, you know, buy an ornament and I still have the Macy's ornament and it's a great memories there.
And she got older and we stopped going to Santa and we still went to Radio City for the Christmas show every year, and when she was younger, we would go see the Lamas in the back and they know us. That was a ritual. We have pictures from that. And then during the pandemic, we skipped some years of the Radio City show. I think it might have been just one and felt a little badly, but of course there was nothing you could do about it. But I think the anxiety was that we wouldn't pick it up again,
and of course we did. And these new traditions have started, including jingle Ball, which is fun that it's like a glamorous red carpet event for us because I get to go on the red carpet with Brinn, which is sort of like a fun extra moment. She's not a kid that I take out to events and go on red carpets, nor do I really go to events and go on
red carpets. But the ones that I like are the ones where it's like a mommy and me experience and it doesn't have to be I could bring her in a friend, which one year I'm sure I will, but we go together and not unlike the Taylor Swift concert, where you're gonna be up much later and be in traffic and you're not gonna leave early. She wants to stay to the end to see Olivia Rodrigo, and that means you're getting out at midnight and home at one am.
And one of our rituals is that after the jingle Ball, which has now become part of our tradition to get dressed up girly and holiday like, is then to drive past the tree. And this year it said it would take us an hour to get home, which was in Connecticut, but it would take us thirty seven minutes to get to the tree. So we didn't do the tree. And
we were supposed to go jingle ball Friday. Saturday, we had an event and Sunday go to Radio City Music Hall, and we both just looked at each other and we knew it was aggressive, and I was just like, we're tired, Like you can't beat yourself up. You can't just like do it to check the boxes. And so she said, maybe we'll do it another day, and I said, yeah,
maybe we will, and maybe we won't. We'll always go back to the Radio City Music Show and if we don't get there this year, it doesn't mean, like, you know, we're worth not sticking to these traditions, which I think that people need to hold onto for themselves and for nostalgia and to capture childhood and to make sure that when the rest of life seems scary and terrible, or finances are in despair, or you can't be with family members, or you can't buy the things you want to buy,
or you're getting older or someone sick or whatever it is, these traditions are something that you can rely on and somebody to look forward to, and memories to have and pictures and a reason to buy an ornament and then create another memory by hanging it on the tree. But you can always create new traditions, which we do the store that we buy the special ornament at will Be is a new tradition for probably a couple of years,
and we now look forward to that. And I think it's good to add new traditions, you know, and not be obsessed with sticking to old ones. Last year, we traveled on Christmas Eve and we got into crazy delays and Brim was having massive anxiety that we wouldn't make Sana, and like we were trying to beat Sanna on the plane and see if we'd see the sleigh on the plane, and you know, it became this Christmas Eve thing. Now
it wasn't fun. We do laugh about it, but lo and behold because there aren't enough days in vacation and just for different logistical reasons, this year we're traveling from the same place in Colorado by plane on Christmas Eve. It's a risk she might have anxiety again. We might have to try to beat Santa again. Like you know, these things are just these memories and it's sort of the process is fun, you know, I do so that you make the effort. It doesn't mean it has to
cost money. It could, you know, it could be something inexpensive, like making your own snow globes. They sold those of the dollar store, you know, painting ceramic ornaments and the gingerbread house making can be at home and just buy extra candy and like do it yourself. I just think that it is fun to do these different things, you know, and stop down and create these memories and tradition. Kim Kardashian's not apologizing to Taylor's Swift. I'm not even sure
that Taylor Swift is demanding an apology. I don't know that she even would actually realistically and truthfully accept an apology. I don't know that Kim is truly deeply sorry. And I'll say something is that Kim Kardashian and the Kardashians are too big to fail. They're too big to fail.
And now Taylor's Swept individually is bigger than Kim Kardashian, but is not bigger and more powerful than the k's overall, the k's and the j's, because they've got half the alphabet at this point, Like the k's and the j's
are so fucking powerful. It's just it's not it's too big to fail, like there'd have to be a massive economy, economic crisis, and like meetings, you know, with board members and international summits for the for the Kardashians to fail, like she should apologize, but she doesn't have to apologize, and she doesn't seem like she wants to apologize. I
don't even know that it would be accepted. But they just like for things to just like pass on through because they've got global fame, international fame, power, acting, apparel, makeup. You know, there are very few mediums they don't fashion, they don't touch. And when you have so many siblings and like now you've got offspring, like you've just got so many layers of this Kardashian Jenner dynasty that it almost doesn't fucking matter what they do. They are beyond
cancelation with a K, It's not even possible. And so all these people waste their goddamn breath doing TikTok videos and all this stuff about the phone call and the apology and that it was a manufactured phone call and all this stuff. Everyone likes to waste their breath just because they're gonna rate by talking about it. But it is a waste of breath because they are not going to get canceled, Like it's just not going to happen. So the more people talk about them, the more successful
they become. So if you want to talk about them because it makes you more successful and you want to just grab onto some of the shine or the light, have at it. But people now jumping on a bandwagon all these years later after do the phone call, they could have stayed with that cause for years. They're jumping on the bandwagon because now it's popular and cool, and Time magazine came out or and and now it's popular and cool to complain and put snake emojis all over
Kim's account, and so now it's time to apologize. Why why why wasn't the apology demanded years ago? Like everybody jumps on a bandwagon. In the beginning, everyone was so mad and I rate about TJ and Amy Roebuck, and like then it like de swelled. But now they really were going through a divorce when it all happened, and they didn't really do anything wrong in the eyes of their employers, and they did get the full payout for
their contracts. They don't have to sue anybody. So it's like now it's cool and popular to bring it up again, Like it's just like more clickbait. But like what happened during all that in between time which is on to pause. Someone said, everyone pause on the TJ Amy thing. Let's let's beat the shit out of them even though they didn't do anything wrong. Then we're gonna pause. But then their exes are gonna get together and be in a relationship. Bup, bring it up again, Fire up the TJ Amy drama.
Fire it up again? Like where's the conductor? Who's that person saying bring this side of the orchestra up? Bring the cam up now? Because because Taylor's in Time magazine. Okay, but hold, let's let that swell. Let's let that reduce. Bring up the tj and Amy because the exes are together. It's like, I know that's the media, but it's so bullshit for people to like get all like high and
mighty and pound their chests about these things. Make it your cause if your cause is the tailor apology because you're a big swifty and always have been fucking wear the Britney t shirts like for years, like be that loyal, be it diehard, apologize to tailor bitch all this time. But you can't just come in and be like a fickle apologize to tailor bitch. Balenciaga, no different Balenciaga. Mothers are like canceling each other and going crazy. I was
scared I had Blanciaga in my fucking household. I was scared someone was gonna see it through the walls. Someone has an invisible Balancioga camera. Because there was some like reference to like pedophilia or something in some photo shooting. Mothers were irate. We weren't allowed to like even say the word Balanciaga. I think Teresa wore a fake Balanciaga sweatshirt and she was getting in trouble because she didn't realize how deep it was. She didn't know the moms
were gonna kill her. But now it now. No one told us it's okay. I have a Balenciaga mushy bag. I forgot what that bag is called. But it's been sitting in a fucking safety deposit box because we're not allowed to wear about it, to talk about it, you cannot speak of it. Everyone told me I couldn't talk about it. I wasn't allowed. But then all of a sudden, one day, the k's are wearing Balenciaga, just like somebody said no. The conductor said, oh no, no, you're allowed
to Balencia. Bring in the Balanciaga orchestra. Now they can play the violins. It's okay now, no one to shoot a press release. No one told me we didn't know the Balenciaga bag. I think I put in my fucking another house, like to wear to paint. I'm not allowed to wear balance. Oh wait a minute, yes I am. Kardashian said, it's okay. I could wear a fucking turquoise body stocking in seteen now with gloves over my hands.
Kardashian said, I can. I can wear my Balenciaga bag, and it's okay to kind of like TJ and Amy Roebuck because the conductor said, no, yeah, they didn't fucking do anything wrong. They were really getting divorced the whole time. They have a podcast out. Now their exes are together, they're gonna go on family vacations with everybody. You can wear fucking Balenciaga and love TJ and Amy Roebuck because
the conductor told me it's okay. And now the conductor says it's time to get mad at Kim Kardashian, and now she has to apologize ninety years later. TJ and Amy Roebuck are not like public social media figures. They have a podcast, their news professionals. So they went on a fucking roller coaster ride. Why do I know that? I will not tell you exactly why and what exactly was said, because I'm a vault and even Andy Cohen I know deep dark about him. I've got text, I've
got conversations. There is a code. You could have a sword and be at battle with a shield. There is a code. There is a code. So I was talking to TJ. He came up to me at the iHeart jingle Ball. I didn't even know he knew who I was. I didn't know why he would think that I was an expert on being hated. But he's right. So we were talking, and you know, they've been through the fucking rint cycle, up and down, up and down. I'm like, it's not even real anything. Nothing you're seeing is real.
It's confirmation biased, Like you're reading things that you're seeing about you because you're like looking in places and it's about you go to the piggly wiggly. Nobody gives a good fuck. Kim has apologized to tailor, and we're allowed to wear Balanciaga again, TJ. Don't fucking worry about it. Go hang out with your new love. Well, it's been a love for a while. But do your podcast, love your life, love your beautiful daughter you brought to the
jingle ball, and enjoy. Don't look at it. It's not real. It's a mirage. It's a mirage. Right now, we're putting snake emoji's on Kim kardashians account, and you know, watching people get exasperated trying to get an apology when it ain't fucking coming. Christmas is coming. Don't worry. You're the Conductor's gonna fucking put you to the side any minute. No one's gonna care. I could be up next right now. Yes, your exes are dating, you're taking another run. There's a
news producer that just got married. Matt Lower is in the hot seat now too. He went to that wedding. You know all that's happening, But don't worry about it. It's not real. None of it's real. If I look on social media, I am the Devil incarnate. If I walk the streets, I'm fucking Madonna, the Justin Bieber of the Dollar Store. So you want to look for a fucking ant at the picnic, you'll find one. You don't go to the dollar store. It could be very famous there