Pamela Anderson went to fashion week in Paris with no makeup. Now I applaud this, I absolutely applaud this. And I don't think she just went with no makeup as just what her normal practices. I mean, I've seen her out with makeup. I think that she's making a statement, which I do like. Like I remember, I think it was Carrie Bradshaw who was making a statement with her gray hair, and one might say it wasn't a statement, it was just that she was letting her gray hair show. But
I do think it is a statement. I think going to Paris Fashion Week, which is fraught with young influencers that have millions of followers, that are using filters, ad nauseum and face tune, Paris Fashion Week is the place where it's a spectacle, a circus, a show. People all over social media talk about outfit one Paris Fashion Week. Come with me to Chanel, get ready with me to go to a Massoony or a Mesquino or Prada or Ammumu or whoever, don't shake Abana, whoever showing.
I don't know.
I'm not a fashion week person, as you know, but I kind of like the balance between Pamela Anderson, having the courage to be seen without makeup at a certain age, feeling the feeling at a certain age that you feel where it's like I am about so many things that have nothing to do with my looks, but also wanting to make a statement about it, Like I like that Paulina makes a statement about it. I like a woman of a certain age leaning in and making a statement
about it. Because so many young girls are so hyper focused on how they physically look, it means they're not focusing on themselves emotionally, spiritually. They're really focusing on the superficial. And it's a very tempting road to go on. And for our kids and for ourselves, we have to exercise the other parts of ourselves that aren't about what we look like. And I can say I've always walked that walk and always talked that talk in my twenties and
my thirties and my forties and my fifties. I've never been vain, and I have never defined myself by what I look like. And yet every day on social media, someone will criticize me and say I look like some woman who's some anorexic person.
All over TikTok.
Because I've lost some weight recently because of dental surgery, or it's that I look like skeletor or the black circles under my eyes, or that I have like a little patch where I'm losing hair, or the other day I had a piece of hair stuck to my face with cotton candy, I mean, with a marshmallow on it. People saying I have a hair growing out of my face. People really want to trash and bash the way that
women physically look. And there's something to being a certain age and knowing the journey you've been on and what it took for you to get those laugh lines, those that crow's feet, to have the gray hair, and that you really just want to be who you are and you don't want it to be defined by how you look. And many people who were sex symbols or supermodels resented even more because they know that they were judged and liked and defined by what they look like. And you
have to lean into it. You know, I had Tyler Cameron on here, and you can tell that he doesn't like to be objectified and thought of as just this hot guy. He's undeniably hot. Then you have him go on Andy Cohen's show, trying to get him to take his shirt off and talking really only about how hot he is, and make a stereotype of that, did moms want you, you know, want to sleep with you when
you were mowing their lawns or things like that? Like those are the low hanging fruit stereotypes that are superficial and all about looks. And I like someone leaning into I'm making a statement. At Paris Fashion Week arguably the most superficial four show put on like hours of hair and makeup and filtering and editing and stylists and the machine, and now it being all about young social media influencers who have no history or education in fashion. They're just
social media famous. But it's become something even more superficial. It used to be about actually looking at the clothes, used to be about the art of the fabric and the design and the inspiration, And now I think it really is just about famous people sitting first row. And I think Pamela Anderson made a very strong and powerful statement and the people who said negative things.
About her are vile.
How could you talk about what someone else should look like and how they should have done it? Differently, like that's the low. I've talked about people's choices, but to talk about someone's physical appearance is really just like that's a despicable, disgusting person. Anyone who talks about anyone's physical appearance in a negative manner should immediately be removed from social media, never to return again. That should be a TikTok and Instagram rule, Like you talk about someone's physical
appearance negatively, you are banned for life. What is worse for young people?
What is worse? Nothing?
So there's so much discussion about Travis Kelsey and Taylor Swift something we really don't know very much about it all because I've said before that Taylor Swift is as famous as the Queen, and every move that she makes and every nod that she you know, takes towards towards Blake Lively or hug of Travis's mom or whatever they're doing, she knows she's doing. So she knows whatever plan she has or whatever is going on that we don't know. But it does beg the question can there be two
peacocks in a relationship. The only reason that I am not sure about this relationship, although they both deserve to be happy. They're both beautiful, they're both young and in their prime. Is that it's very hard for there to be too peacocks in a relationship. Many of the relationships at work with celebrities is one peacock. Matthew McConaughey is the peacock in his relationship. Matt Damon is the peacock in his relationship. Jennifer Lopez is the peacock in her relationship.
I am the peacock in my relationship. I believe that Haley Bieber is the peacock in that relationship. That's a harder one, that's a much harder one. That's when it gets to be harder, you know. But I believe that Taylor would have to be the peacock in the relationship with Travis because he could just stick to like the art and the game of football. But when I watch him dance around and be the real charismatic entertainer, he
seems like the peacock. And you know, there were jokes about who put each other on the map, and people were mad. Men were mad around America that women were saying that Taylor put Travis on the map because two men and two football, which is massive the NFL is massive. It's about ten percent as massive as Taylor Swift is, but it's still massive. In his world of football, He's
on a massive map and he's the peacock. So it's just interesting if there can be two people that really have that level of fame, that have those responsibilities, someone's gonna have to hang back Tom Brady and Giselle. He was the peacock in the end. She stayed home in Boston to watch the kids, and then she decided it's my turn to be the peacock again, and he wanted back in. He wanted to go back to playing football.
So it's not that easy for two people to be in the light, you know, to be in the spotlight. It's just not that easy. And it's not shady. It's just not that easy what happened with Travis and Taylor. I was a little bit in trouble for saying it was a little over the top. I said what I said. I'm not I like her her work, ethic is remarkable, her concert was amazing, good role model for girls. New chapter. I thought it was a little over the top. Why
can't I have an opinion? I thought that with the mom you don't go hug the mom in the first aid. Those moms will cut a bitch. Anyone's mom foot well kind of bitch. She knows, and she said on the Today Show it's okay. It was okay, meaning her or whatever. They'll play the game I've been with. The more you kiss a mom's ass, my fiance's mom, she's amazing. She's one of us. She's not looking for any son's girlfriend
of friance to like kiss her ass. That's the weak The strong woman plays the middle, is respectful, is lovely, but gains the respect of the mother in law, not like not being all over So I don't think if she really liked him, which she probably didn't, it was played right. It was either a deal with the NFL or just she wants to be known as like that hot sexy girl, not like just the girl next door blondielocks or who cares? She's out with her girlfriend. She's
having fun. I like that answer, and people like, who cares?
What do you care?
If she was over the top, she was having fun. But whatever she was doing, she was knowing she was doing it because she is like Queen Elizabeth, and every move and every eyelash is looked at, so she knew what she was doing. And then some people said it was to cover up like her carbon footprint, her CO two emissions, that she needed a diversion and a distraction because something was coming out. And she's the number one on the list. Yeah, she's doing a worldwide tour traveling,
and she's moved markets, she's changed economies. We cannot have everything happen at the same time. I think she's built up cities. They've given her to the Keysta cities.
I don't know.
Is she supposed to walk, go on a rickshaw, sit in a friend flintstone car with the bottom out, and use her feet? How the fuck is she supposed to get everywhere? Jeff Blue, I literally don't know. What is she supposed to do? Calling elon Musk, stop at Morris First, and then go down to fucking Milwaukee.
I have no idea.
I'm not a scientist. So let's say she's number one on the list. What is she supposed to fucking do? Take all her fans on the plane with her.
I don't know.
Someone tell me you're gonna say I'm ignorant.
Maybe I am. I don't know.
The NFL pushed it a little, but they didn't. They made millions of dollars. The ratings were up so high, and they leaned all the way in. Men are starting to get aggravated because they want football back. Like I've heard a couple of men that I really like in respect that are like, okay, like I like it, and it's good for this and it's good for business, and tailor is good for the NFL. But like one guy on one of the tiktoks said, like it's the only
fucking thing I had for myself. A lot of men are like, we don't need to cut the tailor every second during the game. The NFL does need to do that because it's bringing in viewers and they're selling merch and it's bringing in tens and hundreds of millions of dollars. Like it's a real number changer. She can move an economy. But men who just you know, want the remote and a beer and some wings are not loving the tailor effect. They just want their game back. I'm just hearing I
heard Paul talking about it. He's like, all right, we did it, we got it. Let's can we have our game back. Beckham's reality show I didn't even know they were fucking real human beings. I thought there were wax figures or those little cake people on British wedding cakes, did not know they were real. It's almost like something i'm saving. I'm not the person that buys the outfit and wears it. The first day that I get it, like, I don't put it on and the next day some
people do that, like you're that or you're not. On the opposite, I'm always like I have. This is my craziness. I save things so I like, I'll buy something that I think is phenomenal and it will not see the light of day, no exaggeration, for five years. It'll sit in my closet like just waiting its turn, like me with the mechal Like it's just waiting its turn. And that's how I feel about the Beckhams. I'm saving it. I don't want to spoil it. I'm not listening to
anything about it. It's like the best piece of like cake. That's like I'm taking it out of the fridge. I wanted to get to room temperature. It's gonna glisten and then I'm going to take small bites. I don't want to devour it. I don't want to binge it. I don't want it to be over quickly. I don't like that. I don't like when a good story or a good
show is over quickly. I don't like when, like someone I know is like, oh my god, and I have a story about this person, but I'm like, no, hold on, where were you sitting?
What were you wearing? What did you order? Like?
I because I wanted to go slow. I don't want it to burn. I like thinks slow. So I will watch the Beckham thing like one minute at a time. I love saving, I'm savoring. I'm obsessed. Loved him waiting online to meet the Queen. Loved that she fucking looks like she's made of ice and doesn't give a good fuck. But like waited like another silent assassin, My silent assassins. Nikki Hilton, Princess Kate Anna Winter is the head, the hbic and silent assassin. I always want to call her
pascous spice. It's not a diss, it's how I think of her. N Victoria Beckham. I've warned her dresses a million times, live for it, and I'm all you know, am as a fucking sound assassin too.
I'm waiting.
I'm obsessed Kim forty five minutes late fashion Week. Interesting that shows will not that shows will wait and they get mad and Anna Winter doesn't like it, and that she's always early. I respect that, I think for her, like it'll fuck up her whole day of Dominoes in fashion week, and that makes sense, Like so she could be really aggravated, but you have to.
You saw Anna ice Kim out.
Because of the tardiness, and you kind of gotta respect Anna Wintour being the HBI c Oh, that's what.
Yeah, she and Martha.
She's the hbic of all hbics. She is the head bitch and charge. And I have now decided. I'm sure I've hated on the Mecallen pass. I don't even know why. I mean, hate on everything. If you're gonna hate on that, it's all the same shit, like everything all a. Fashion Week has become marketing and social media and young influencers and who cares? Don't hate the player, hate the game. I want to go to the met Gala. I don't think I'll ever get invited, and I don't know why.
Is it because I go to TJ Max because Anna Wintur says that things that end up like she said Cerullian Blue, like goes down the chain.
And I understand.
I think I dress well when I want to, and I think I have good taste, and I think it's nice that I dress not for pretense for who I really am. And I think, like you know, I recite, I upcycle clothes and I'll wear something again, and I'm not about like putting on the whole head to toe logo of something, which I know designers hate. And Tom Ford has said that he hates when someone wears like his clothes the way it was on the runway, Like he appreciates more creativity and a lot of looks are
inspired by like hipster on the street fashion. And I kind of do what I want. I don't beat to anyone's drum. I've never had stylist. I pulled something out of my own closet when I went to the Emmys.
I don't.
I also don't borrow, and I would think Anna Winter would like that. I don't borrow. I find it grabby like cal Can. I borrow it the thing and they'll give it back like what I'm a boss bitch, I'm an HBI see like Anna Winter, you know what I do. And ask Fernando from Oscar to Lorenta because he always says, if you're going to that and you want to borrow something,
I'll give it to you. I do it with Nikki all the time, and I'm like, I don't fucking borrow, bitch, I'll I don't test drive men I want to buy, and I don't test drive clothes, so I buy my own shit.
So yes.
Exception, Andy Cohinms supposed to get a Lifetime Achievement Award from MTV and so at the last minute, I guess he said no where he couldn't go, and so they gave the god damn trophy to me, the popcorn thing, which is hysterical because Andy like thought that was a big smoking gun, so did Teddy and Tamra, and I was like, who gives a fuck? All these awards are bought, and your Walk of Fame store, Andy is purchased, and so it's all bought. So what do I care you
calling me? I get to go on stage and give a fake speech about a fake award and get attention of a reason of makeup. Count me fucking in raise my hand. So that was last minute. So and that was my exception that I called Fernando and he let me borrow a red dress that I wore, but it wasn't a dress that I would want, And if I wanted it, I would have said can I buy it after? Because I'm not looking to test drive and not buy.
I'm not looking to fuck you and then you're gonna leave the next day like you're gonna want Moist's moving will be in the driveway. So if there's a dress that I want to borrow, which I never ever do except for that exception, I would want to know that then I could buy it because I don't want to put it on and have to take it off.
And a same thing. It's why I don't barrow jewelry. Bar jewelry.
It's gonna cost me one hundred thousand dollars and I mean, I'll be like, Paul, please can I have it?
So I buy.
I would think Ada Winter would respect that I'm putting money into the fashion machine at all levels. I run the gamut from air mes priceless pieces down to fucking the dollar store, and I've bought stuff at the seven dollars store next to my own apartment. For that reason, I should. I want a lobby, and I want want to go to the met gala because I want to know.
That I could land it.
I seek approval. I care less about going inside. If I go inside, I don't need to sit with celebrities. I'd like to sit with executives. I'd like to sit with people like Ted Sarandos, like an Elon Musk type, like a Mark Zuckerberg type. He probably wouldn't go, But like you know, leaders of industry, I don't need to sit next to, you know, celebrities. It's not interesting to me. I'd like or I'd like to sit next to on a win tour. I mean, I'll tell I would take that.
I'm sure that you know no one wants to do that. Well, so my goals are lofty. I want to be next to powering power machines or film philanthropists, and I want to stick the landing with the red carpet. I think I could do it. I know, I think I think I know who my glam team would be. I'm not yet sure what I would wear. I wouldn't try to hit a fucking home run because I'm not gonna go and wear like a leaning Tower of Pisa or giant like you know, Lady Gaga. I would know my place
as on the very bottom of that list. But the way that I made it onto the Forbes List top hundred I was. I think I was a hundredth maybe ninety nine, but I was on the cover. But I fucking made it, I didn't.
A win is a win. A win is a win.
So if I got in there, I would dress for my stage in that place, but I could fucking nail it.
So I want to go.
To the Mecgala. I've decided, and I've done three hundred million dollars in relief work. I am about to change the entertainment industry forever in a way that I would think someone like goin a Wintour who's secretly or probably not so secretly in her circle, despises reality TV. She's no dumb dumb and she cashed the Kim and Kanye check. But I say what I said. Joe Jonas and Sophie Turner, everybody thinks they're an expert on it, and everyone says that the Queen of the North is winning and his
pr machine placed a lot of things. Divorce is a long game. Sadly, they have been burned and they have quickly learned that you cannot fuck around with the tides. You cannot fuck around the ocean, and the media is the ocean, and it will drown you and you just have to roll with it. But you don't ever really know what's going on in a divorce.
You don't know.
We didn't know what was going on with Kelly Rutherford, the Mom and Gossip Girl, because we thought that the man was a villain and he did something wrong and they got divorced, and then all of a sudden she loses custody of her kids. Now I have no idea who's right and who's wrong. It doesn't matter. It means
it's a long road. One person may choose to speak, the other person's team may say, do not say a goddamn word, and then you know, maybe the pendulum swings in their favor or the opposite, you know, like if you're a Chris Humphreys and Kim Kardashian and you're breaking up. Her machine was ready early and more powerful back in the day when everybody wasn't as media savvy, and you know, she got ahead of it like it is a game and a dance, but you just don't really know what's
going on behind closed doors. You cannot possibly know, and even her friends and his friends can't possibly know. Everybody's playing fifty percent for the most part, in most situations short of illegal activity, short of stalking and harassment and things that are really problematic. But for the most part, most therapists think that most divorces are garden variety. Most divorces not. You know, Kelly Clarkson did not have a garden variety divorce. From what I understand, I can Tina
Turner did not have a garden variety divorce. I did not have a garden variety divorce. And every divorce is painful, and every divorce is horrible and like a death. But divorce, by nature is hard, and it's hard to know if two people are decent human beings, if there's really anyone wrong right, it's not possible for us to discern what's going on behind closed doors in a divorce. There's just no way.
You gotta let the whole thing play out.
Later on, the truth comes out, and the villain's not always who you think the villain is.