Why everybody was on Lauren Sanchez's ask about what she wore to the inauguration, I'll never know. And then like they're showing pictures of Mark Zuckerberg looking at her boobs. I don't know. He could have been looking that way, and she has boobs. You're allowed to look at someone's boobs. He didn't have sex with her, like whatever. It's like
if you're looking the wrong way. I've sometimes caught eyes with someone by accident and like seeing them catch me catching their eye and I wasn't even looking at them, but in that moment, my eyeballs caught there as if it was on camera. Be like, oh, Bethany steals a glance with George Clooney while Amal stands by, like I just don't know if Mark was looking at her tits and she has boobs, and that's okay, But everybody's acting like she went in for the pope to be anointed,
like she was at an inauguration. Okay, Trump has seen some boobs. Yes, there's a guess an appropriate attire for inauguration. I don't know what it is. You can't win for losing. You're supposed to be yourself, be honest, not try to be somebody else. But then when you do something that everybody decides is not appropriate because they are assigning their own value to it, then they kill you. And she hasn't been this type of famous, which no one's ever
been this type of famous for that long. She's a public personality married to one of the most powerful men on the planet Earth who's a a gazillionaire billionaire, like not a normal billionaire. Like there are normal people, there are the normal rich people, then there are a normal rich famous people. Then they're fucking gazillionaire billionaires. And that's
what he is. And I've known her for years. I knew her since she was she met and wasn't even married to her second husband, Patrick Whitzel, when he was like a lower agent and he ended up taking over Hollywood with Ari Emmanuel starting endeavor representing Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. I mean we were neighbors in Malibu, like I know her ex and I remember and he was hot and he had game game. He and this guy
Scott Stuber who married Molly Sims. They were running game in LA and like they were too hot to trot.
Scott Stuber also very successful now. And I remember in Sundance meeting Lauren with Patrick, and she was so nice and she was pretty, and she had that like sort of exotic Latin look, and she was I think on like extra or something some like local news in la But she was hot and she was nice, and I didn't know she was married before to a football player and NFL football player into Patrick Whitezell was impressive to me,
fucking landing Jeff Bezos. And by the way, I saw her and Patrick at the Beverly Hoose Hotel in a booth when she was taking her helicopter lessons, which is quote unquote how she connected with Jeff Bezos. But I also was at Mark Burnett's party when Jeff Bezos, Patrick white Soel, and Lauren Sanchez were there because she was there with Patrick. They were all friends the couples. So anyway, I've known her for not well, but whenever I run into her, she's cool and she's always been the same,
so we can't get mad at her. She always had the boobs out, she had the boobs out. She got a hot body, so she had the boobs out at the inauguration. If she started wearing like some pussy bow turtleneck, ruffled fucking down nabby bridgeton outfit. We be saying to her, Oh, now she thinks she's hoity toity, you know, like Megan Marco used to dress a little more like you know, she used to dress more like Zara and like like
not cheesy. But and then all of a sudden she became like muted tones, royal family girl, which she's allowed, but there was a change. Lauren Sanchez has stayed true to who she is. And I like that she's with Jeff wearing jeans and a cowboy hat and you know, her Arima's bag, her tank top and her boobs tits up and he's like jacked now, and like they get to do whatever the fuck they want. I've only talked about them forty six times on this podcast because she's
the Megan Marco with no rules. As I've said, she doesn't have to follow by anybody's rules because she who makes the gold, makes the rules. And if she wants to show up in her underwear at the inauguration, I think he'd have her. I think they'd have her. I don't think they're they're gonna kick her out. I do not think that Lauren Sanchez and Jeff Bezos have to abide by any dress code anywhere, including mar A Lago.
I think Jeff Bezos could wear fucking Superman under rus from the seventies and walk in in a in a in a speedo with an American flag on it into mar A Lago. I really do. And I think Lauren Sanchez could have tassels on her titties and like a piece of American cheese on her on her on her wazoo. I don't think so. People are like, no, it's an approval, Okay, shut the fuck up, nobody cares. Nobody's listening because they got to do what they wanted to do and they'll
do it again. So I don't think she's wearing a turtleneck next inauguration, but we shall see. Maybe it'll be my inauguration, maybe I'll be running for president. And literally right now I'm in this I did yoga and my pajama pants and a bra. I'm on my life. I'm wearing pajama pants and a bra right now in my podcast studio in the basement, like I wish you could
see me. I'm sweating because I had this thing over it but I'm wearing pajama pants and rabbits on it and tits out, and Lauren Sanchiz would be very proud. So I was out with someone the other night, and I've realized that as a successful, wealthy public person, and you could be just a successful business woman and run into people being either intimidated or feeling threatened by you, or all the things that people say. And sometimes it sounds like we're delusional and no one's threatened or no
one's jealous or whatever. But trust me, it does happen. It happens a lot like what I do and the opportunities I have and who's on my call list ends up intimidating people to the point where they'll admit it or they'll come out later, or you could see they're insecure, or it makes them think about their lives or their mid life crisis or their jobs. It happens. And I was out the other night with someone who is very successful but not in my industry or even my industry adjacent, Like,
we don't touch the same things, the same deals. There could be some crossover, but it's really not. It's like it's like six degrees of separation. It's like third cousins, that would be they'd be crossover in anything business. And
you know what, that's a winning formula. Someone who's very successful, equally successful in ways, credible and very good at what they do and like they know a lot that you don't know, but it doesn't have any specific crossover who you're talking to on the day to day who's like a ball or is not someone that they might be talking to. And so that's one thing I just wanted to say, just something to think about, food for thought.
I also that it was interesting that when I had breck on the Life Coach, he said that if you're with someone you want to be evolving. To me, that means a couple of things. You want to be with someone that provokes growth in that something is brought up in that relationship where you have to work on yourself to make it work, and you work like you're seeing something in that relationship that you have to work on
that's not too glaring. Sometimes someone could just their existence could make you feel bad about yourself and if you can't overcome that, that's not good for you. But also if someone's like more educated in different ways, like this person reads more than I do a lot and kept saying, did you read this book? Did you read that book? I'm like, no, the Warm buffetbook I'm reading right now. Next year I'll finish it. So like, no, I don't
know why. I know a lot about a lot. I have a good like I'm a good critical thinker, very analytical, and i have good reasoning skills. But I'm not well read in everything. I don't know everything about politics. Many people that I meet are more knowledgeable, and I often am attracted to because there are people that i'll date that like will send me articles and it feels like I'm getting articles for my dad, you know, like sending me things I should know, and I always read them.
I love those types of like mentor relationships or someone that just like is into things you're not. Longevity, spirituality, different level of meditation, a different level of medicine or exercise or whatever. So I'm liking that. But this person that I was at with brought up something and they were like, well, they said something like this is going really great, and they're like, oh, I shouldn't say that.
Almost like that they thought they were jinxing it, which is called like a kanahara, and like I think that's how you pronounce it in Yiddish, meaning don't say you'll jinx it. And I don't believe in that. I believe in perpetuating positivity. I believe in that table is hot, it could keep going. Do not start thinking the table's not going to be hot. Same thing with the set
of waves. Catch every single wave. You might just not get tumbled that day, and you might get tumble, but it might if you rode all those good waves, the tumble's not gonna matter that much. So like why I do believe there are wolves at the end of the bed and I know a tumble is coming. I don't operate in that space. I don't operate thinking I'm not gonna ride all those waves because I know a tumble is coming. I'm like, I'm gonna fucking push this to
the edge. So I do believe in like the perpetuation of positivity, Like just keep pushing the positivity forward and work in relationship and friendships and parenting. Bam, are you wearing a nightguard? Are you wearing a nightguard? Have you ever been told you need a nightguard? Are you young? And when I mean young, I mean like I'm younger than your thirties even forties, and you've been told to
wear when you're blowing it off, it feels weird. You think you're wearing like a frickin' neck brace and you just don't want to do it and you're punting it. That was me easily ten for ten fifteen years. I grind. A lot of people grind and you won't realize it for a while. Your dentist will realize it because they'll see erosion, not erosion or wearing in the back teeth, which can be very problematic later. A nightguard really stops
from that. You can have lockjaw, You can have sensitivity and nerve issues where everything feels like if you eat, it's a cringe because of the grinding, and you just need to get a hold of it, and you need to get a nightguard that works for you. There are ones that are like a visa line. There are ones that are bigger and gummy. No guy that I've ever been with that is elite and amazing and hot and rich and perfect has ever given a shit about my nightguard.
It's part of who I am. Some men snore, They need fucking snoring tapes. Some men put a mask, and we're all in this together at a certain age. Okay. And actually a major, major influencer was asking about it, and I gave her a lot of advice. I'm like, fucking go right now and get it. Get your nightguard if you can afford it. Tell them to make several so you have one in your travel bag. If you have a different home, they it becomes like a shoo
It becomes like a pacifier for a baby. So just understand that you have to lock the door before you get robbed. If you've been told you grind, if you've been told you haven't need a nightguard, get it. You can even ask about it. And also, if you have jaw issues and you do grind, your jaw muscles can really expand and it becomes like bicep muscles that you're working out like you're grinding every night, makes that stronger.
And sometimes people have a pronounced jaw. I used to have a jaw that looked different than it does now. People think I actually removed part of my jaw like it's or crazy, you know, And you can do botox to relax that muscle. Just don't do it too much because you kind of then your jaw dissolves, meaning it's over a very long period of time, like over a year.
It's very gradual, maybe it's like twice a year. Some dentists would say, you don't want to do it too much because then your body's not really feeling the effects of if you're grinding, Like your muscles don't really know if you're grinding because you're not feeling that muscle increase. I believe in the botox aspect because I believe you have to reduce it. I believe in the massaging of the jaw on your own. There's a way to do it inside your mouth, and also if you're getting a massage,
have the massage it. And also it affects the rest of your body. Like I have, I grind more on my right side than the left. I can feel it in the teeth sensitivity, I can feel it on a jaw, and massage therapists say to me they can feel it in that side of my neck. So all of you know, our body is connected to each other. And there are a thousand things to handle right in your life. From a superficial standpoint, waxing and electrolysis and laser and facials
and whatever the fuck. And then there's also like an acupuncture and lymphatic and whatever. And then there's also like do you need a podiatrist? Does your arch off? What about your back? What about your jaw? Like your teeth, you know, all of it, all of all of the things. So you've got to do jaw thing. You just have to check the box. And that's the end to the host, to the aster, the coster