Just B Rant: I’m Not Getting Out of Bed for Less Than $10,000

just can't. And the way to solidify your future is to work hard in your twenties, thirties, forties. My friend's daughter is twenty three, and she's like, oh my god, I'm so worried. You know, she's not having fun, she's working hard. I'm like, what the fuck? The worst advice I ever heard. She's supposed to be working hard. She's young. All these kids on social media glorifying getting wasted and partying and and drinking, Like, what the hell, that's great, fine,

you drank. What does it take is as a skill set you poured alcohol and got wasted and act like a moron. Okay, that's what people do who are insecure. You know what you do as a young girl. In your twenties, thirties and forties, you keep working so that in your fifties when you want to say notice something because your back hurts, you're tired, you have kids, you have responsibilities, you can say no. And I'm in a very rare air example of that, of course, because I

am a wealthy woman and I have been successful. But it's the working on the front end that means you can make better decisions on the back end. I literally this past month turned down another like business type Shark Tank show for multiple six figures. I turned down a big TV interview this morning because I didn't want to go into New York City on a Friday when my daughter just got out of school, do hair, makeup, get dressed, when I could just turn this microphone on and talk

to you. I just there's no need for it. I don't want to do. There's a belligerence. And I now I know why people that get old or older like get a little ornery and belligerent. It's because they don't want to. They've been doing their whole life things they don't want to do. It's very jarring too for other people. Do you want to go. Now why I don't want to go? Like it could be a party that's not

for me. Oh Like someone the other day said, you, you know, would you want to go to the SPI's because they thought I'd be impressed by that. I'm like, I don't. But it's the I'm like, I know, I know I'm supposed to be impressed by that. I know that we knew the people who owned the team that won the Super Bowl a couple of years ago, and that I was invited to go, and I could have gone and been a big swinging dick there, but I didn't want

to go. I don't know what it's doing for me. Okay, I go, I get on the plane, I go to another place. I get an outfit. I go to the super Bowl. I go front and stunt and flex. I get my picture taken, and I'm somebody, now what Okay, what happened? What was the prize? What's the prize? I didn't I got on a plane. I had to work, I had to get That's why I don't understand. That's why I often talk about the exhaustion of like a j Lo. She's NonStop, she's in venice, she's in head

to toe Dulce. She's decked out to go to the Piggly Wiggly. She's got nineteen different movies and forty two different tours, and seventy five hairstyles and sixty two pairs of glasses, and and like, I know you love to work. I know you love the dancing, and you're choreographing and you're doing the halftime Super Bowl all within this one relationship that has six kids, you the Brady Bunch, doing international tours, movies, documentaries about the movies, concerts, hair makeup,

first Row Fashion Week? How why I look at people? I don't, but I would love to say, like I admire it, Like I admire the work ethic, like on a Kim card. And I'm not dissing Kim Ardashian or Jennifer Lopez. Congrats. Enjoy It's a It's an insatiable hunger. It's a voracious appetite. What for is it just for more money? You cannot take it on in the box with you. You could still have a G five, a Kashmir plane, all this stuff. Like why It's like an addiction that people have and I don't have it. I

don't want to work that much. I want to do things I love, and I can't judge with someone else loves. But there will be sacrifices. There will be relations to ship sacrifices, there will be parenting sacrifices. It's impossible to not sacrifice when you're working at a clip like a megastar, like a j Lo or Kim Kardashian, like you see Courtney works less, Chloe works less, like it even seems like Kylie once in a while wants to fuck around and works a little less sometimes like to work at

that clip, You're going to sacrifice something. There's just no way. And the reason I can say this to you with great certainty because you guys may or may not have been to red carpets. You guys have an understanding of what you think it's like. But I'm a pretty busy woman, and I'm a pretty smart woman and a pretty successful woman, and I get invited to red carpet things all the

time and I don't go. It was funny because yesterday's some article and that the Daily Mail said because they were talking about you know that I am very forward facing and like I go to a lot of red carpet events. I'm like I do when I went to the Feud premiere, because I know Ryan Murphy. That was months ago and I'm still tired from it. Like I did not go to a lot of red carpet events because I know how exhausting it is. I just canceled.

I cancel somebming today, I cancel somebmy today, I cancel something this Friday because my head is going to explode about the obligation three days from now, and they were close, not far from my own house. Okay, if you tell me today that I have to go to a red carpet event tomorrow, it starts the minute you wait, you wake up tomorrow. And let's say the red carpets at six o'clock. Okay, it's gonna take a half hour to get there. Mac minimum, it's gonna take an hour to

get there. Okay, So let's say it's take an hour. It's a six o'clock red carpet, means I got to leave at five o'clock. Okay, Then we're gonna need twenty minutes for social media pictures. You've decked it out, you've invested, you've spent the money. You're going to take a picture of yourself. If a tree falls and know and heard it didn't really fall, I look like a train wreck ninety nine point nine percent of time if I fucking

get dressed up. We're taking some pictures. So the thirty minutes of documenting this miracle, this eclipse, this unicorn and gazelle jumping through you know, the rainbow, to the end of the pot of gold coins. So now we're at five thirty. We got to take the pictures of five thirty. Okay, so glam is two hours. If they want to do a good job, you want them to do a good job. You never do hair and makeup. Okay, we got to start at three thirty. They got to get there and

start setting up. That's disruptive, Okay, that's then you got a shower. So two thirty you're showering. You're already, but by one thirty you're already thinking about it. You're annoyed, you're doing it. And then so you're off to the races at one thirty for this red carpet event you're doing on that night. Then you go. You saw so many people, you've got numbers. You looked amazing. What did the pictures look like? Let's look online. Let's see. Oh my god, look at the picture I took myself. What

about this caption? Look how cute I am? Or you went to the event, you saw the movie. It was great, it was a movie. It's coming out on regular television. You just went to get your pictures taken on a red carpet. See some people flex for no reason because you don't even know why you were there in the first place. No one's paying you to be there, which, frankly, at this point, someone has to be To put makeup on me, you have to pay me. That's what you

have to do. If you want me to get a full face of makeup on, you have to pay me. That's what it is. I'm like Linda Evangelista, and it's literally more than ten I'm not getting out of bed for less than ten thousand dollars. I don't think there was anything wrong with what she said. She doesn't want to get out of bed for less than ten thousand dolls. She shouldn't get out of bed. That's what she wanted. It was her body and her choice. She didn't want to get out of bed for less than ten thousand.

I applaud that. I agree because then we're gonna get home, and then you're gonna be activated. You saw everybody, and then you're gonna go to sleep, and you'd be exhausted, dehydrated, drinking a hydration packet. And that's j Loo's every day. Maybe she loves it, but I'm saying it's not being that present. And I wasn't going to the met gala, the Feud premiere. That's the last event to me. That was my mecal. They're gonna a bunch of gays there.

I got decked out in a velvet bow man extravaganza and I nailed the look to go to the met Gala. Slow drip of anti anxiety medication starts the day I get the invitation. You gotta go to fittings. What do you fucking mean, I gotta go into Manhattan and do fittings. I didn't see those designers coming to Kim Kardashian's house.

She had to fly to wherever she was going. Now, you gotta go into the city meet with designers only because I know them that they think I'm funny and they like me, not because I'm big enough to be there and I'm not invited to the Mecala. Don't worry, I'm invited to the meat Gala. I'm gonna go to a ribbi, strip, steak, flank steak, a meatball, a cheeseburger. That's the gala that I'll be invited to on the first Monday in May. I think it's what it is.

But so you gotta go to fittings and all that shit, and then it's not two hours of makeup they're putting on it. They're putting on like a frickin' Jennifer Lopez mask and like four acres of hair extensions for Kim. They're they're taking you know, chain link and putting taking one link smaller than her actual waist is and like indenting hardware into her body so she can train her waistline to get ready for the metcal. Like she's losing sixteen pounds and you know, going to a clone doctor

to become Marrin and Row, like it's not easy. So they're doing this all the time. The a Dulce thing I keep remembering, like Jennifer Lopez walked was in Venice. You can't take a spaceship there. You gotta fly there. Okay, you're on a private plane gotta fly there, Gotta leave your kids for that, Gotta leave your fiance for that, Gotta go shmoo's the designer, gotta do all that. It is fucking exhausting. Then you're producing a movie. The movie she did looked like the greatest show on Earth. It

wasn't like a knot. It was like a movie with costumes. Every time she got her hair wet in that movie, I was like, oh my god, then she's gonna have to fucking blow to her hair again. She's gonna do damage to her hair. It's gonna be dead ends. I mean the things that I think about, Oh, the makeup, the makeup all day every day. Now she's gonna break out. You couldn't pay me ten thousand dollars to break out.

So I'm the Linda Evangelista of my generation. Now, I don't want to fuck it to put on makeup and deal with all that torture and not be able to not be around for my daughter to squeeze into a dress. It's not for me. So it's it's all encompassing and all time consuming, and I don't want to do things I don't want to do. So I'm a curmudgeon. Say

whatever you want. I don't care. I just want to go to where I want to almost want to walk on the beach, be with my puppies, be with my daughter, jump on the water, eat some fried food, eat a donut once in a while, have some good pizza, laugh a little. That's all I want. Eat a bagel, eat some caviar on it. For the few times that you know, I get paid to ten thousand dollars to leave the house,

I'm gonna eat the caviar. So anyway, just telling you to work twenties, thirties and forty, so on your fifties, you can say no, because I can't imagine a life of NonStop exhaustion and work. But then again, I just described a bunch of people that like doing it and want to do it. But you see, like I see a lull in Beyonce, Like you see she comes in on fuego and like blows it out, but then you kind of see her disappear for a minute. She's probably resting.

I don't know what the hell they were feeding Taylor Swift in her house. But she's also young, she's in her thirties. People talk about her work ethic. I no disrespect to Taylor Swift. She's in her thirties. I was working like a fucking animal my thirties, like an animale. When you get older, you don't want to work as hard, to work hard and press your bets and dig your heels in and crush it when you're young, because you are not going to want to work at that clip when you get older