So people always talk about plane talkers, people that talk on planes to them, like you know, engage in conversation, and a lot of people don't want to talk on planes to people next to them, just like people don't want to talk maybe if they're getting a massage and once you open the door, then the massage person thinks
that you're a want a talk wanter. And then on the plane too, if you you know, if someone just throws a little morsel but you engage, that might mean you're saying I'm open for business for conversation, But we don't talk about plane talkers that are not like in your party or next to you, but still are talking loudly, like I was recently on a plane next to a couple that didn't shut the fuck up for three hours, like I've had it happened with flight attendants two on
a European flight, multiple flight attendant. It's not in like, oh, would you have a breakfast? Oh, I went to a restaurant. Oh I saw you know, Oh I saw cats on Broadway like not that like full fledged, long drawn out conversations. So I didn't sleep a wink to a flight into France because they wouldn't shut the fuck up. So that was plane talkers for people working there, and I thought, do I write a letter to the airline like it was egregious and my friend was on the plane shed
my witness. I couldn't sleep, and I was on the second seat thinking I wanted the front to be towards the front, and I heard every bit of their conversation. It was maddening. And there's a little curtain that they might think indicates that like I can't hear them, But just because I can't see it doesn't mean I can't hear you. So that was challenging, but not worse than that, because that was excruciating because you would normally sleep on
an international flight. But really bad was a couple and it happens in friendships or groups, but this was a couple next to me on a plane that from the time we took off to the time before we took off, time we're on the plane, to the time we landed, they didn't shut the fuck up with like a long drawn out conversations like did you make the reservation for tonight? Are we gonna see jan? Jane and Dan like and then get out and like, oh do you like that?
Plane food and get out or like the seed is whatever? Or how like do you have a snack and get out? No, this was like one long drawn out discussion, like what do you think we should do at the house. I don't know. I think we should decorate it this way, but I called the decorator and I'm not sure, and it's gonna cost as much money. But you know what, that's why people have mortgages and we have mortgages. And
we took a second. I don't know, do you think we should take a second more like every bit of their lives, every body of their kids. Well, I don't know. Well she's you know, let's get then FaceTime with the kids while we were still on the ground, a FaceTime with the kids out loud, like what the fuck is going on? Like I don't care if you call me a Karen. I don't give a fuck. Like there has to be some Plaine etiquette. That's they give you rules about plane safety and like what you should do in
case of an emergency? What should you do in case someone won't shut the fuck up? Like give some rules before you get on the plane, like you know, short sentences like think it's a text don't go on loudly and talk in your normal voice on a plane like for long p It's that you're just like thinking, okay, it's gonna end in a second, and that's the problem because like what do you for breakfast? Did you get the snack? Blah blah blah? That's your seed? You comfortable?
Are you okay? We gotta call whoever about when we're landing. All that is transactional speaking. That's fine. Transactional speaking is approved, like drawn out entire do you guys even fucking live together or know each other? You have to discuss the entirety of your home renovation and your mortgage and your
insurance plan. It's insane and it's maddening, and it's like you and even and you like, you know, put on headphones that are noise canceling to like let everybody know you put earplugs inside before so everyone understands that you fucking are trying to obtain some silence. It is so narcissistic and so self involved. Shut the fuck up on
planes if it's anything more than transactional speaking. Like, honestly, a baby cannot control it's crying, and you know there's nothing you can do, and that's awkward for a person, and we get it, and that sucks too. There's nothing you can do. You cannot complain about it. You got to weather the storm. But adults crying like babies, talking out loud absolutely not shut the actual fuck up. So annoying just happened, and then you're in it for hours.
There has not been a final ruling on the Kardashians attending the Metella, and I did a rant on it saying, who cares if you know it's true, because I was just talking about what fashion really is, what fashion really means, like, does it mean spending money, does it mean front road, doesn't mean being a celebrity, doesn't mean logos and housewives wearing f gcs, ABCDG, you know, every letter on their belts and whatever. But my final ruling, because I want
it on record. I don't think they all go, but I think she goes. How are you gonna fight that whole beast? It's too much so social media, it's too tempting, like Anna Wintour is effectively a boss bitch that has to protect the realm. In the bottom line, I just think there's no way they don't go. No way, No, it's too tempting. Oh my god, there was a fatal
rollercoaster accident. Somebody used to be in a relationship with told me, no matter what paper you sign, what waiver you sign, there a you could still always sue them because it was an accident. They just have you sign that. So you're afraid to do that. But like, and that's an aside, because it doesn't matter if you can take legal action when a family member is dead. But I can't imagine. I can't think of a horror movie more scary than the description of those events. Like I could
throw up, I could cry. And the older I get, the more scared I get of doing things like this. My daughter and I were once at a carnival in the Hampton's and you know this carnival stuff is it's safe, and it's been around the country, and it feels like a hot box. And we felt like we were in a hot box in one of these rides, Like okay, we were like panicking, And I just I know that there are car accidents and a plane accidents and things like that, But when I tell you that, this story
freaks me out. And as you get older, you just are more afraid to do things that you weren't afraid to do when you were younger. It's because you have more to lose. You're just more aware. You've read more news, you've heard more. And I scare my child. I scare her. I'd send her articles and tell her things because like I sadly want her to be scared. I don't want her to be crippled with anxiety and fear. But I
had no fear when I was a kid. I was in whales, through the country whales, and I would jump off the bridge. There was a bridge, and reckless, derelict kids would jump off it into a natural whirlpool. What could go wrong? Like a literal world, and then you have to swim out. I would do that. I was reckless. I was crazy, Like I want a sense of fear in her. The fuck is a difference between a smoothie and a shake? I looked it up and like, some
of the definitions are the same. I talked to Paul, like a smoothie I think has some fruit in it. Because Paul's like, I had a shake. I'm like, okay, Thor you had a smoothie. He's like, it's shake, it's protein. Shake. I'm gonna go, gay, bro, Let's go to Gold's gym in Venice and fucking take her shirts off and like wash clothing on her abs. And he did. By the way, Paul's literally the nicest. Paul's prince Charming. He's so sweet, He's so generous. He does anything that I want. He
can handle me. And I and Tamarin Hall, I got onto like a skiff with her, if that's even a word, a scirfuffle, if that's even a word. When she came on, she was just ready to go. I was like, hand can handle. Well, someone doesn't need to handle you if I'm like, all right, shut please basta. Paul can handle me. Okay, I could say whatever I want about myself. Yes I do need to be handled. Maybe Tamern Hall is perfect itches and need to be handled, but I certainly do,
and Paul can. But anyway, Paul eats a protein shake and he's so fun to haze because he can handle. He does nothing to deserve it. I'm like, okay, bro, I all right, fucking Chris Helmsworth and I'm like, I think it's a smoothie and I look it up and he puts bananas in it, in some berries, And that's a fucking smoothie. I like. And a shake. A shake has ice cream, like is served at White Castle or in an out burger, and like you can barely get
it through a straw, Like, that's a shake. You're eating smoothie. If you bananas, blueberries and you're blending something, I think that's a smoothie. Paul So