Oh, I have a new ozempic take, because it's not that many new takes. Okay, celebrities accused, celebrities majestically all of a sudden starting to eat healthy and now they weigh zero, They weigh zero pounds and they're they've been transformed. And it's just from you know, prayer and yoga and good karma. It's hilarious. Whatever you did to lose weight, Okay, Like lie, don't lie, it's not my fucking business whatever. Okay, but this is what's interesting, you know. But I don't
love a short cut. I don't like someone getting away with something. I think that's what people are bothered by. It's just annoying people like getting away with something, the easy road, the easy way out. There's no such thing as a free lunch, and nobody gets out without paying the bill. So something has to be fucked up. You can't just you don't get to take Let me take a magic fairy dust pill and I get to live on liquorice and vodka and be healthy. Like it just
doesn't seem to track. Something about this oozempic thing doesn't track, and that's why it's fucking pissing people off and they can't figure it out. Let me go. It's like death becomes Her that movie, Like they were getting all this plastic surgery looking younger and then in the end their faces started falling up off. Shit has to catch up with you. How could it not. I want to take five magical tic TACs and look twenty years younger, Like there's no easy way out. So what's the easy way
out with ozempic? How is it just a magic formula? And it's just started. It's new, so we don't know yet. So someone told me. In a rich community, think Beverly Hills, think Palm Beach, think Boca, think Monacito, Santa Barbara, So a rich community. Someone I know was hanging out with someone who was on ozempic and their personality drastically changed from what it was before. They were very irritable, very fucking grouchy. There was like a mood altering situation to it.
And I had a falling out with a friend recently who was acting very different. Like they snapped, and I remember this happened twice once. It was from them taking adderall. You know, when someone just snaps at you, like just really really stings. Well, this friend of mine told me that they were spending time with someone who was on ozempic and they had these drastic mood swings, like irrational mood swings. And many of these people aren't walking into a normal doctor and saying, Hi, can I get on
the ozempic program? The first thing I just heard was mood swings and people getting it sort of on the Internet, and like illegally, you're fucking taking a shot at something you got illegally on the World wide into webbs. What the fuck? That sounds frightening? So the ship is going to hit the fan this thing. A month or two months ago, Chelsea Handler said she was not marketed ozempic. It was some sort of peptide, which is something we
hear about it as a positive thing in skincare. I know someone else who went to like a wacky doctor and it was going to help them with their energy and their work a routine and it's peptides. It's fucking the ozempic world, and it's not all called ozempic. It's called other shit like generic ozempic. It sounds terrifying. What the fuck is wrong with everybody? Mark my words? Six months to a year the wheels are going to come off.
You know, you don't just go start taking some fucking diabetic drug and injecting yourself and thinking everything's gonna be a hunky dory. To use Kathy Hill language, like what the actual fuck? People are sick, and it just shows they'll do anything to be thin. People will do anything
to be thin by any means necessary. I was in Saint Barts, and I'm calling Saint Barts Europe because it's European and it's French, and it's like going to Central Pay or somewhere in Italy or France or anywhere Paris or Rome or anywhere. The water scam is such a fucking scam you feel like you need to enter the Witness Protection program if you want to be like, I'll just have water. They don't give you a glass of water. They give you a fucking bottle. So bad for the environment.
No one talks about this land fill Central. I just want a glass of water. I'll enter at my own risk. If it's parasite and poison free and can be poured over ice, stick it on the fucking goddamn table. And do they make their ice cubes in Europe out of that same bottled water. They're making bottled water ice because they don't charge you frice, so we still have the bullshit tap ice. Anyway, we're ordering bottle left a bottle of water. I get so pissed. It's so expensive that
you know, do you want gas or no gas? I want tap, I don't want non tap. It's a scam. On a vacation, you could spend five hundred dollars on water. It pisces me off. The water scam is not discussed enough. They don't give a fuck in Europe, and everywhere you go, you're on the beach, you have to drink the bottle of water, and I resent it. I want water or I want filter water. It is such a fucking scam. It's a scam here too. Give me the regular water,
charge me the money, charge me the money. I don't care. I don't care about the money. I don't want the fucking bottles on my table and in a landfill. It's so irritated it makes me crazy.