Thank god. Pete Davidson is dating someone new? Are people like relationship addicts? Like dating people addicts? Like they cannot be alone? What is that called? When someone can't be alone? Um? I also want to talk about So I was thinking about Valentine's Day and how people feel low and they're alone and they're single, and they watch all this media about these couples, these famous couples, and it's so much press.
Kim and Pete Davidson, Oh my god, goals obsessed, go to every event, get dressed, tattoos, you know, he got a tattoo on her that said, like my girls a lawyer. She got one tattooed on her that says, my guys a loser, like just so Ad Nauseaum and and and machine Gun and Megan Fox. And we're drinking each other's blood and wearing each other's limbs and and making skin
suits out of each other's bodies and like whiplash. We we we just like we we went through four years of a ride and we're one human and we're one body, and it's we're both you know, it's Puerto Rico in Latin America and blended children and forever and our families are together, and we're in the same business now and we're invested in each other's businesses and were the same representative whip. Oh now we're on that like and then we're with Ben and we're traveling all over the country
and the world and like it's whiplash. And so these couples deserve all the scrutiny that they get when they break up. No, we do not respect to privacy during this difficult time. Respect our privacy during our difficult time. We were having a ship day, we might be said, we don't want to be flogged and water boarded because we're gonna look with how gorgeous you guys are and you're in love and the vows and like, you know what, living a relationship at an award show, it's not living
a relationship. I've said this before. This is about Megan Fox, machine Gun Kelly and also like on following, I followed him, and I thought I unfollowed my fiance but followed a bunch of other hot people that would make my fiance jealous, And like, aren't you embarrassed in front of Brian Austin
Green and your kids? Like you're acting like a high school child machine Gun Kelly allegedly cheating on Megan Fox and her talking about it on social media publicly and then deleting it is about as surprising as Adam Levine. A rock star cheating on a supermodel. Wait a minute, so hold on, let me let me get my math, let me get my calculator out. I need to get something. Hold on, I gotta let me write this down, all right, hold on, I got my no pat out. Let me alright,
get an advocation. Let me put these numbers together. So hold on, another rock star living his life every week, and another fucking award show cheated on another hot girl and whilst living a very public, emoting relationship and doing everything publicly so we can watch it like fucking pay per view. That is as surprising as as Adam living.
Like what if I've seen some I don't know what's going on in the world at all, And if I've seen somebody in five events and heard five things about them and I didn't even know who they were in the first place, then you know, because if Paul and I went to five public events in the last year where we had to get decked down and both of us talk, we would be broken up. We would not survive five events in a year. So go on the Housewives.
Why don't you guys the same fucking thing, like just add failure, Like go on the Housewives as a relationship, blow it up right there, live and direct. It's do not past, go, do not collect your money, go right to the divorce court. I know a good lawyer, so fucking stupid stop So no, yes you do. We do not respect any of your privacy during this challenging time because you threw it, shoved it up our ass. And yes, people can be private and be famous. I can name so.
George and the Mall. I go back to them all the time. George and the Mall, Georgia, No Mall, Georgia, A male Georgia, Molla Georgia, No Mall. Julia Roberts, Julia Roberts, Julia Roberts, Julia Roberts. They're famous. Michelle Obama, Michelle Obama, they're famous. It's not up our like like literally flag grass stuffed. You can be famous and not do it because famous people who are paparazzi and all the time want to be paparazzied. You do not want to be paparazzi.
You do not go into a European metropolis in the middle of the summer when it's just opened up after a pandemic and go stay in a public hotels that have historically had other famous people staying there with paparazzi outside. Okay, so there are ways to not be famous. William and Kate are photographed less than fucking celebrities that want us
to respect their privacy during this time. So we do not respect your privacy during this time anymore than you respected us trying to control ourselves and not wanting to watch people that we probably didn't know much about to begin with, and now know everything about their intimate details over their fucking perfect relationship life whiplash been on a
bungee cord. I never knew who Machine Gun Kelly or Megan Fox were, and I know everything about their sucking each other's blood and vampiring each other and who even fucking knows leechy I mean leeches on each other's bodies, sucking each other's blood out. I don't know. I just know that don't have a ton of sympathy. You asked where you got a toyota at least Heidi and Spencer admitted we wanted it. We called the paparazzi. We wanted the fame, we wanted the money, we wanted the opportunities.
Here we are, we take it again. I respect that they do not want anyone to respect any privacy during any difficult time because they don't want any privacy. Live your life, go with God. Respect that. But George Clooney and I'm more perfect people that I don't know either, Okay,
that was rapped. People brag more on vacation and it kind of bums me out because I feel like there's a lot of I talked about this in the very beginning of talk on I didn't understand it is a world, but there is a lot of bragging on TikTok and you know the era, the era and the generation of like people with disposable income and they're wasting so much money.
And I know I sound so old and who I guess not who cares, But like it's really the social media thing is really and to stuff the stuff that I'm interested in, the stuff that I talk about, to the products. Stuff is a lot of consumption, to be honest, and you watch people on vacation and it's so out
of touch. And then my head immediately goes to the people who can't afford ever to go on a vacation, and how that disparity is always going to be so difficult and so scary, and when I start to feel guilty so I'm going on a vacation, I was thinking about how people are always just posting really out of touch vacation content. Anyway, Bomber, Sorry, how did two people have a relationship, like without killing each other? Just me, Like, let's talk about some big topics. Let's just talk about
some big topics. Okay. Number one vacation Shians. Does your spouse or partner want to do exactly what you want to do? Like don't don't you want to sometimes just go and lay on your ass, and like your partner wants to do something active or you may want to go skiing and they want to go um to somewhere beachy. And food? What about food as your or your food taste polished roast chicken and potatoes. In fairness, I'm allergic to fish, so he had to eliminate a whole category
of healthy food. And so he doesn't want to eat a lot of red meat and then he'll throw in once in a while like duck or lamb because he's trying to be cute and creative, but all otherwise it's usually roast chicken and roasted potatoes, every guy, every day. And also the timing of food. Men want to sit down and have it be structured, and they want the plate to have like a meat, a potato if you're lucky, of vegetable. They just are very like square about the
meal and very zone diet. And I'm the ultimate snacker and I eat like someone's dog that just decides when they're hungry. When they're Thursday, they go over to the bowl I have. I don't like any kind of laws. All dinner at four o'clock, all eat any kind of savory caviar for breakfast, Like it doesn't matter. I have a very defiant eater. I just want to do eat
what the funk I want when I want. So when I used to be dating and you'd have to go to dinner, you have anxiety because you ate like a big snack at six o'clock and like now you have to go. I don't like I just I don't like it. So it's hard to align with someone on food. One thing that I do align with Paul, and is it a restaurant, the kind of like let's get X and then we'll share. Like I'm a very let's get X and two sides. So you have to adopt that with me.
I'm not giving that up. But that's not for like, we're all in this together. With the ordering from appetizer to dessert. Drinks you can have on your own. We are all in this together. And if not, I thought, I don't want to eat yours. I have to be able to want to eat like a side or something, because I'll manipulate you and to try to get you into getting something else that has some side that I like or you know. And he always like he'll say no avocado or no all these good things. I'm like, no,
I'll take his avocado. He always just like throwing caution to the wind like thing because he only eats. He only eats chicken potatoes and yeah, he'll say that sometimes eats salattle lunch. But it's the same thing every day, okay. And then sleeping, Paul falls asleep early. I don't fall asleep early, but earlier than he does. And I've got my nightguard I need my pillow that goes in a warmer because it's got like lavender and it helps me go to sleep. Sometimes I like a sleep story. It's
like a meditation app like a sleep story. He sometimes snores and he's a light sleeper. And I have a double standard because if someone wakes me up, I will actually never speak to them again, Like I have been o mat people for waking me up. I don't care what it is. I don't care who's there. It's going to be a problem. And I have to wake up up a thousand times if the stories, I just like nudge on him. So yeah, I think it's all me. So I think I've learned that that's a rant. We
I'm just gonna make a public service announcement. We do not need another celebrity makeup brand. We don't we don't need more makeup. We don't need more skin, we don't need no water. Let the motherfucker burn. We do not need. And now we've got men. You've got men coming in here. Empty your pockets. This is a stick up. Nobody's doing this, absolutely not. It's just not You're fucking going for no, You're going for the mail market with like regular skincare.
I don't like it. Fucking animals most men. Um, but just stop with the make it's we did it. Rihanna cashed out. Selena Gomez is doing real well. Drew Barrymore has got a lock on this. We they did it. They shut you out. Do it the evil Longoria way. You keep doing campaigns and get ten million a year whatever they get, that's the move. But no, we do not need it right basta. By the way, did you guys know Alicia Keys was in the space? Did you
know that Scarlett Johansson's got something? She the one with outset. There's somebody else too, I think Cianna Miller. I'm mixing everybody together. They all have a line. They all have a line. Ariana Grande has r e M Beauty, and it's like, why isn't Michael Stipes have r e M Beauty. It's just fucked up. It's making no sense. Um. Drew Barrymore has Flower. It's fine, it's a fine brand. Um
they do it. They're trying, but it's fucking relentless out there, stay out what the Selena Gomez is even trying to climb in and doing well. Addison Ray pieced out, She's gone. That happened, Michaela. It's not like they're flying off the shelves with her pallets. I don't think that she's a famous makeup artist. It's probably cells. But like that is not easy. Anastasia killed it, sold for a lot of money. I know her, but right now it's not an easy space.
J Lo trying to glow. Like I said, Alicia Keys Jayla, that group of of of musicians doesn't do well. Let's discuss it. I don't know, j Lo, Gwin, Stefani. It's not blowing the doors of Gaga. Think about these titans that are trying to crack in Lady Gaga, Jennifer Lopez, Gwin, Stefani, Kim Kardashian with her new skin. None of those are really breaking through. Those are like, oh, I tried it once, you know, because they told me to on talk, but
I didn't stick with it. Rihanna busted through, Selena Gomez bust busting through. But that is not But like Alicia Ke's is not busted through. Gwen Sefani has not busted through, So it ain't easy. I would stay the funk out of there. Like everyone's talking you're doing your own beauty line. I'm like, wow, that's scary and stupid. It's literally the last area that anyone needs to walk into in business.
It is suffocating, lee crowded. And everyone was like when I first started doing all my beauty reviews, like, no, she's definitely. Everyone was an expert reporters, public reporters on TikTok saying well no, and and she is, and here's proof, and she's doing her own line, but a bunch of dummies. Yeah, I did not do my own line, and I'm not doing my own line because it's a fool's errand nothing hasn't or isn't being done. Nothing