Just B Rant: Bottom’s Up

them a drink, what would they like? And then we could say we want to club soda di coke, freaking grain alcohol, whatever. But then the two mimosas came. So here's what happened next. So I was like, the woman was like some of them mimosas, was like, oh, the two people in front. So now I didn't know who she was talking about. So I was looking over and I was like creaking my neck trying to see who sent it, just to send a wave, and I didn't

know who they were. And then and I didn't see anyone staring over to us to see like if we receive them but now I was feeling like I had an obligation, like I was supposed to do someone. I was supposed to stand up, go to another table, thank them, send them something back, get a picture. I wasn't really sure what to do. And then I started to feel self conscious because they'd start looking over and that we

had the mimosas. And then a gentleman came over and he was like, hey, the two people sent in mimosa I'm like, yes, we just heard in the morning meeting. Thank you. I'm like, we don't really drink. He's like, I'm like, you could, you could, maybe should come to someone el because I didn't want the mimosas to go to waste, and he was like no, I'm just gonna leave him here because he had taken an order from someone.

I'm like, okay, so now we have the mimosas, not that we're gonna die, we don't have to drink them. And I just feel like someone bought us a problem. And I love you too, whoever you are that sent it, thank you, and I love you. I'm just ranting. Please don't think that I don't love you, because I do love you and I appreciate the mimosas, and if I

drank mimosas, I would have drunk those mimosas. But I feel like sometimes I don't know what to do in those moments, because like I felt like then the rest of the lunch, we were kind of like worrying about where we were, what I did wrong? Did I not think? Did I not take a picture? And I feel guilty and drink the mimosas. So I would say the move would have been ask the matre d'tis come over and say the two people in the front would like to offer you a beverage, a drink or a dessert or something,

so then we could make a choice. But yeah, it just felt like I'm gonna survive. I mean, I'm going to live, and I love the both of those people. The night before the met gala, Jessica Beale posted what she did and I cannot tell you exactly how many bags, but multiple gigantic bags of EPSOM salt, gigantic bags. It could have been six, It might have been four, but it could have been six bags. Okay, So she says, take four to six gigantic bags of salt that last

me six months. You're spooning in a little and so much so that you're spooning in a little. And I've had doctors or people like Eastern medicine say, sit in a hot bath with your feet and put the ebbs and salts in and soak it for thirty minutes and then you'll have a great sleep. Okay, that's with just like a couple of like scoops. This one is six four to six bags of EPs and salts. And she said water as hot as you can stand it the

night before the mechal. I am not a doctor. I am just going to tell you that that is dangerous. Like it is so dehydrating you're let you're soaking and salting, you could become your blood pressure could crash. I would be dead. I would have fainted. I mean that, And scalding water like that's like not for an adult to do, Like you could like think about the pregnant people can't even be in baths at all. But now like this is a regular person in like a scalding bath with

like four to six bags of salt. It's the most insane thing. I haven't seen a doctor way in on. Yeah, we should look it up because I thought is someone not going to say that, there's no way. I don't even have to be a doctor. Maybe you could give me like a fucking medical degree. Once you hear that I'm right, because you're gonna read it somewhere, and if I'm not, I will tell you that I was wrong. There's no way that if I didn't soak in six bags of sault in scalding hot water, I would not

be hospitalized. Zero chance, zero chance, I forget it, would be hospitalized. I did some halls of like my mother's heirlooms, and my mother had like a Louis Vutan little pouch and like some name brand stuff. She had a cardiat ring et cuch a. Oh, I didn't know your mother came from many like, oh, well, your mother came from us. A lot of like messages like that. People are obsessed with who came for money. It's insane, as if they could do something about it. And by the way, my

mother did not come for money. My mother went to Plainfield High School and lived in Supequa in like a middle class house, and her family raised pigeons in Mertha tidful whales. And I went there and it's like a hovel a literally a shack where we lived all summer. So she came from poor beginnings, but she was stunning and for money. In part she married different men who bought her gifts. So because she had a louisv Tan pouch does not mean that she came from money. But

I cackled because everybody's obsessed with the fact not. They weren't saying I can't and I didn't come from I came from money. Sometimes we would have six cars in the driveway and then we would have none. We would be driving a Mercedes, and then a bookie would show up, they called it a shylock, would show up in my house threatening to kill my stepfather because he owed him

money from football games. No lie, no exaggeration. My stepfather once asked me to crack open my piggy bank when I was in second grade to give him money to pay off someone. What the fuck? How much could I have had in my piggy bank? Were their dollars in? No, I don't remember. I think I had to like break it open. So maybe there were, but couldn't have been a lot. So I lived on the roller coaster of

finances my whole life. We had an entire house with no furniture ate off a card table, and my bedroom was fully designed because my mother was an interior designer. Like you could go from from like having everything to having nothing, because when you come from a degenerate gambler household and the racetrack household, any dollar they get they are going to spend. It's called just spend, just buy, just say yes, just do. He bought my mother everything

anything she wanted, and he'd go broke. So anyway, yeah, I did not technically come from money, but I went to some good schools. I had highs and lows. I would have yea, I would have. I would have everything I wanted, and then I would have nothing. And that made me very noisy with money, and it made me get to where I am by working my ass off. Dorrit and p Que are sadly getting a divorce. It makes me sad. First of all, I don't think it's

easy to navigate that environment in a marriage. I'm not saying it would thrive without it, but what a double edged sword. I mean, sixty percent of marriages end up divorced. The percentage of housewives marriages that end up divorced straight to the Moon Alice, like very significant, and that's sad because you're living in LA. I'm not blaming it on that. I don't know enough to know. I don't know anything, so I'm not blaming it on that. But you're living

in LA. The pressure to keep up with the Joneses, and the money pressure is tremendous in La. And the money and the fame and the glitz, and like it's insane. Everyone there has this crazy car and they could barely pay their mortgage, and everybody's got like fake tits and

lashes and extensions and just worked. Everywhere you go, people are just worked and even being with the once before before this was when Erica Jane just started when I did a crossover episode, so she hadn't come in in her full fledged fashion influence, hadn't changed the lives of everyone like Lisa Rinna. I give Lisa Renna's fashion career, I credit I credit Erica Jane with Lisa Renna's entire fashion career. Yes she had model daughters, and yes they

got her very much into the fashion. But when Lisa Reynna was first in the housewive, she had the short hair doing like the same Roland Murray type dress, Michael Corse dress. Every single day. She wore the same thing all the time, and Erica Jane came on the scene and it just shook everybody. So I was there when Erica was there in the beginning, but she hadn't like come in her full fledged like ponytail bun like blinged out. All the influence of her came in, but it shook everybody.

Durie was the first one to hit the deck. Lisa Renna was right there, like changing her out, that's changing her hair, alter ego. That is all. I give all the props to Erica Jane for the fashion revolution renaissance on that show. And I literally think that Lisa Rena converged that with her daughters being in fashion and now she's in fashion like she she was never won. She was super casual all the time and like just wore

those sheep dresses and dis didn't care. She made an entire change in her whole life of everything from the hair to I mean the whole thing. I was there pre Fierce Hunger Games, fashion and like Burkins and every single shot as a flex and like prices of everything everywhere. I was there pre that and I was like, I couldn't handle this, Like it's just I remember one of them saying to me about all of the others because

they were having dinner at my house. One of them said, none of them are going to eat anyway, Dory, but like they were all Erica was new, and because Erica became a queen, everybody ended up pretending that they just

like loved her and were welcoming. Some of them were like, oh, she was so boring, and some of them were like, like not liking that the video career of hers because they thought they thought that they had someone that was like not at their levels in a socioeconomic way as them, meaning you know, she didn't seem as like elite as them or polished or something. Really, it's the Hunger Games

over there. So I say that because that town is intense. Now, Florida has people that have the tits and they're hot and the bathing suits and they're working out. It's just not the same. And they've got the cars too, But like La has the Hollywood twinkle of fame over it too.

So you've got Dorriet who loves it, what you know, is fully fashion all day and wants to show it all and show the logos and show the house and flex there as China and all that, and Piga is right there with her, like flexing whatever it is and all of it, and so the two of them, it just seems so competitive out there. And I don't know how you could manage a marriage in that town, much less a marriage while having some version of fame while being on a television show, while being on a reality show,

like I don't know how they even do it. I don't. And they've had some situations with people coming up to them and screaming things about finances and businesses. And I like them both. I don't know them both. I like the idea of Deree, and I think we've messaged each other. I met PK one time at dinner. I liked him. He was super honest and up front. He point blank said to me, the reason we did the show is because of you made me feel good. You know that.

I pod my chest a little because of that. I was like, we I want to read to do what you did. But he seems super supportive and he seemed very into her. And it's sad because I like them and I think they're great characters. Like you almost need him on the show. He's like the Simon with the Alex, like he's a character. So I hope, I hope it's amicable. But I just found that to be. They had a good run. They've worked together for a really long time.

But divorce sucks. And I like them both, and I hope god speed, and I hope it's amicable, I can say, and power to them for lasting this long on reality television. In Beverly Hills culture