Just B Rant: #Blessed

who people want you to think that they're wealthy. They wear hats, baseball hats with the names of private jet companies because they're douchebags and want to go one further. It's people who wear tail numbers. I don't know if you know what the tail numbers like, the number of the private plane thing like it identifies that particular plane in that flight. They wear baseball hats with tail numbers.

Shut the fuck up separately. You're on vacation, everyone's got to wear like giant logo shot, like a shirt that says like GI vanchi across it or Balmaine or the giant logo bag. I look at public I want what who do you think makes that bag? It's literally like the biggest letter is obnoxious, like rhin stone with the brand going across it. I'm like, I wonder who makes that brand? Do you have any idea? Paul was like, I don't know. We should you know, maybe do a

Google search on Google images. God, people are assholes. A person who wears a hat that has the name of a private jet company on it or some like some like bragging thing like that, you would you know what I mean? That's a half an asshole. A person who wears a tail number on their hat is a full asshole. And a person who posts a photo of them so that you feel jealous about them being on a private plane or a yacht is two assholes. Like is two

and a half assholes. People who post pictures so you see like a Bentley emblem inside their car while like showing you the logo of what they're wearing something, that's two assholes. That person has broken a record and they're capable of being two assholes. You're allowed to take a picture yourself on a boat. You're allowed to be on a boat. You allowed to take a picture of yourself, Like if you just happen to be on a plane. You want to show something funny, but like the humble

then not so humble, rich douchebag brag. Yeah, you know who's been Oh my god, Chris Stanner's a big hashtag blessed jet boat person. We know you're rich. We know you're rich, and you want to know why because we know how to add, and we know that one plus one, Okay, that's Chloe plus Kim, so that's two. Two plus three is Courtney. She counts like a half, so but we'll give her, give her a whole. That's three, and then we can add Kylie and yeah and Kendall. That's five.

And then you are sick and then like Scott is like a quarter. You probably made somebody I don't know. So you have like six and a half Kardashians in your family, and many of them are billionaires. So we know you're rich. We know, we know you fly on private planes. We know we know that they're like daust In Rames. We know, we got it. We understand hashtag blast. I would just love it if their plane was called hashtag blasts. We could just fucking lean into it. Hashtag blast.

Let's talk about desperation so we're seeing a lot of this diet pill like ozempic and the other thing. I'm seeing a lot of older women hanging on really tight. So is that aspirational? Be honest, is that aspirational? Is that just empowering? Or is that a little desperate? I just want to know, because I'm seeing women of a certain age now and I'm seeing them wear these really sexy outfits, and I think there's a fine line between Wow, you look great and I'm sorry age appropriate? Is are

we canceling age appropriate? I think that there's something that's age appropriate, isn't there? Like should I be wearing a crop top and jeans to go, like to just walk go into town? I mean, I just feel like that's not age appropriate? Is there we allowed to have age appropriate? Is my daughter not supposed to be wearing like, yeah, like age appropriate? My daughter and I are both not supposed to be wearing like short, short, slutty crop tops.

I think that a certain age should be just age appropriate, right should a grandmother be in a thong? Like? I just want to know. So I'm starting to see more than ever women like really launting and just looking a little To me, it looks a little desperate, So I'm gonna say this to you, and it's gonna sound like I'm an asshole, and you will let me know if I am actually an asshole. So I look good in a bathing suit, I do, and I don't really exercise,

and I don't wear bathing suits that often. So the only reason I would really want to really exercise would be two reasons. One if I were gonna be in a bathing suit often and seeing a lot of different people. Two if I were gonna be taking pictures of myself in a bathing suit. Three if I were gonna be doing like a lot of bathing suit photoshoots. But even then they would probably photoshop. But if it was some magazine,

so who gives a shit? So I don't really find a reason to exercise with major intention because I'm lucky. And also I eat fairly well. I eat a lot of crap because I eat what I want, but I eat balanced, so I'm fairly lucky that I'm not I look good in a bathing suit and not great, and like my booty's not popping, and I don't have a six pack or any of that ship but like I don't really is this gonna sound great. I don't want that, Like the ROI isn't great enough for me. So let's

talk about this every day. And I hear people being like, I'm at nine hours in the gym, I wake up at two o'clock in the morning, and I eat like lean protein and okay, which sounds like torture. And so I'm gonna do that. I'm gonna work at every day and then when people can say, I do it for myself. If you do it yourself, don't post all these pictures in the brag because you're doing it for yourself, but

you're doing it for us, Okay. So I'm gonna work at every day two hours a day, take time away from my sleep, from my family, from other things, from laying and staring at the ceiling, from eating bagels, whatever, and then I'm gonna do what am I gonna do? Like how often am I going to be in a bathing suit? Like I don't see the ROI, Like I just want to wait in a vacation of for four days. It's cloudy two days. Why the fuck did I work out all those much? It's cloudy. I don't even get

to get the ROI. So take a picture, it's open a bathing suit, pray for the best. So I'm fairly lucky. And even if I weighed like twenty five pounds more, I'd wear a little strong. I'd like send shit, I'd figure it out. I mean, there's so many ways to make yourself looks so cute, So I still wouldn't be getting the ROI. And it's more in to be curvy, so like work that and make that, like if you didn't want to be curvy, like make it intentional like I wanted to be. So I don't see the point

of like all of this crazy working out. And even if you're in the entertainment industry, which I am, like, you could still wear something and like make it work. So now I'm talking about this desperation with these people that are just either taking these diet pills or doing whatever they're doing, and they're just showing off and it's reeking to me of not aspirational, but it's reeking of a little desperate, Like it's a little down your throat.

And the reason I feel that I'm qualified to talk about this is because if I did Tracy Anderson, she's that crazy workout girl that liked Madonna and Gwyneth Palto and Jake Jillenhall for some movie. And I've taken her classes before and I've done it like I do. If I do that two or three days in one week, which i've maybe I've done it twice, I look like Gi Jane. So I really could have that. I could go and work out forty five minutes, four days a

week and be ripped. But I don't know what would change, Like I don't see the return on invest What would happen. I would take a picture, I'd look in a bit and said, okay, look a little more ripped. All right, what happens? Do I get a prize? I'd maybe get on the cover of some like Shape Man, because I don't think so. I'm fifty two, like I could get on one of those for health and for a beauty or something. So someone tell me, you gotta sell me

on what it would mean to do that. And I read this article This Girl, and TikTok was saying that Megan Fox and Gwen Stefani and Victoria Beckham are totally honest, that it's admirable that they're so honest about what it takes. What is what tan Okay, So Gwyn Stefani, she's a great body. I rarely see it, like maybe you'll see it when she's performing with the half top, but like

I could sort of pull that off. I bet you someone could like spray tan and contour my stomach so I could look like I had that going on, or where the skirt high waisted and show my stomach and whatever. My arms look pretty strong, so I could like look eighty five percent as good as goin Stefani on a stage if I just picked the right outfit in the right sort of like body makeup. So she's saying that

she only eats. These girls are saying they only eat like broiled fish and broiled vegetables, and they do not they do not stray, like they never stray, like Victoria Beckham. It's a thing with her and David where like he says, like she eats the same meal every single day, Pauli eats roast chicken and potatoes, and sometimes roast chicken and rice and sometimes even lamb. And once in a rare, rare blue moon, he'll eat filet and I'll be like, I'll be like, I'll torture him. I'll call them, boy,

did you be fucking chicken today? And he's not even I'll be like mad at him just because he ate the same thing. Imagine David Beckham with Victoria. But if I had to be in a relationship with Victoria Beckham for one week and she ate the same thing every day, I would break up with her. I would break up. It's boring. It's like wearing the same thing every day, saying the same thing every day. Food is part of

our personality. When people go out to dinner and the two people in the relationship order the same thing, I want to crawl across the restaurant and ask what is wrong with them? I don't understand them as human beings. So David Beckham lives with a woman who eats the

same fucking thing every single day. So if Victoria Beckham and Gwen Stefani and Megan Fox, and yes they look great, and Megan Fox goes nude to an event, but I still even think I want to get I'm gonna buy one of Megan Fox's outfits and see if I could. I think I could almost pull it off, Like you don't need to like not eat ever again to look good. That the ROI is not going to change that much. But I did it for myself, Okay, so why would anyone do that? Like we're gall going in the goddamn box.

We're all going in the fucking box. I don't want to close that box about velvet interior. But like I didn't eat it. I ate the same thing every day. Victoria Beckham, she was, she dressed well, she was a spice girl, and she ate the same fucking thing every day. Sounds like torture. Sounds like torture. So I think that this crazy obsessiveness with these people that are not wearing age appropriate clothing and just like so need us to know how in shape they are. They just need us.

We know we don't care because we don't. We want to eat the fried klamari, We want the truffle fries. We understand, we are people. We could do the math. We know. If I don't buy that, maybe I can buy this. If I don't eat this, maybe I could do that. I eat last night alone, I had French fries, not a lot of cars. I mean, I don't even I'm not a binger. Just know that people are like, how do you eat all this? I had? I had a frosting off a red velvet cake. After my lunch,

I had it. Did I have a couple of rince fries. I had some of her meat ball, gorgeous meatball. I had some of it today at eleven o'clock in the morning for breakfast. Not crazy, don't bench back to that. I had bubblegum liquorice last night. I had black liquorice last night. And when I get out of here, I'm gonna go upstairs and I might have some of this like chocolate covered fucking drizzle pretzel shit someone gave me. Like that's just that was that's not even one o'clock

in the afternoon. Yeah, it's not easy to eat like that. Nobody wants to do it. Nobody, So I just I could. I'm just telling you that I could do it. I

could look like Megan Fox in that fucking outfit. And I don't want to because I want to eat the fried columnary, I want the trufe fries, and I don't want to wake up at five o'clock in the morning and look like some desperado fifty two year old wearing a slit dress and doing some not so humble selfie social media bikini pick as a thirst trap, no grassias,