All right, let's talk about a couple of things. So I talked to David Spade. But I just have gotten to know David since doing Snake Oil with him, and I really like the guy for ten different reasons. So I did this show Snake Oil. Jill Fritzo, my publicist, suggested that I do it. She said, I never want to do anything, and she was like, it's Fox and it's great. And Fox has asked me to do things before and I like working with them, and they wanted me to do the masked Singer, which I didn't want
to do, and that's a whole other story. They really wanted me to do it, like they I don't want to screw it up for talent where they're going to ask for things they shouldn't ask for. But they were kind of throwing good things at me to do it. But what good am I like with a big mask on and you don't know who I am. I mean, I'm pretty out there about who I am. So Jill was like, you should do it, and then I said, if I'm going to, I have to utilize the time wisely.
So I've got to do two episodes in that day. And as it got closer. I was like, what am I doing. I'm doing a game show, Like, oh my god. And I get on and you know, it's very big and like studio and lights, and I'm thinking, I'm not that person. I'm not that big studio lights person that I've tried to be. And I start the show and I meet David, and I get out of my haze pretty soon, and I'm like, this show is actually pretty funny, and it's actually pretty good, and I kind of like
this guy, David, and I'm liking this experience. And it starts to I do the first show and by the second show, this is like the greatest day of my life. And you saw the episode with the woman. If you watched otherwise, you should where I help this woman make two hundred and twenty thousand dollars. And also I'm the first person to win the final round where there's five products and you have to pick which one is snake oil. And I'm screaming. I put my whole body and soul
into this. I am like the snake oil spokesperson, but I love doing it. I think it's the most stupid smart show ever. I live for David Spade. He's my new friend, and then my world collided with his because his manager invited me to a comedy event at his house for David rob Schneider and Adam Sandler. They were performing, and my daughter's obsessed with the wrong Missy and beyond
obsessed with Adam Sandler. So I go to this party and I get to see David perform, and then I asked them to be on this podcast, and like it's all happily ever after. I'm so happy, Like I feel like I'm in this comedy world that I've always loved and I'm always this sort of imposter wanting to get into and now like I just love David Spade. He's very cool and I'm glad he did this. So that world of SNL and knowing Laura Michael's like, there's no place that humbles me like that, Like SNL is my
met gala. That's always been that. I mean, I've said to you guys, I want to go to the Mechala. I'm going to land a fucking look and I'm gonna go one time. Tell me where to write the check. But I love the world of usad Oh and David Spade and Snake Oil, and I have to tell you, and I forgot to tell David this. This is a special message for David Spade and Adam Sandler. I went to Mark Gervitz's house. His name has never been mentioned as much as I've mentioned it in the past thirty
five years that he's been in the entertainment industry. Mark Ervitz, the Power comedy manager, had a party at his house in Malibu for a great charity. Adam, rob Schneider, and David Spade performed. And instead of just being the normal me, I stood like lurking so Adam Sandler could just say something to my daughter. And I think I told you guys this, So if I did, I'm repeating myself. And I was that person. I never am like sort of standing there lurking so my kid can get a picture.
And I made her, you know, walk up and talk to him him because I wanted her to be assertive. I took her there. I took her to the I took her to the plate. I gave her a bat. She was standing on the plate. I'm like, dude, you gotta fucking hit that ball. I cannot hit the ball for you. Like I'm like, like, Adam, this is my daughter. And she thinks you're great and she's a big fan.
I was like, this is what you're gonna say, This is I know what you think and how you feel, so tell me what you think of Adam, and she landed it. But I was the weird stalker, lurking loser, And that's what we do for our kids. Like I was at a party where my peers are and people like Ted Sarandos and Pierce Brosnan and Cindy Crawford are and they're not standing up lurking around Adam Sandler so
their kid get a picture. And I was like the weird loser lurker standing there like like and I was so self conscious and I told I waited again to get another bite by the stairs, and I just like such a look like no matter what Adam Sandler thinks, I'm a loser, Like no matter what, he's not gonna probably tell anyone but his wife and kids. But like, no matter matter what, David Spade doesn't think I'm a loser. Rob Schneider doesn't think I'm a loser, but there's no question.
So my message to Adam Sandler is please erase the thought in your mind and your family's mind, because you got in the car with your whole family after and probably like, who's that fucking loser stalker? Isn't she some weirdo housewife? Like what get a grip? You're fucking in your fifties, like standing around like your backstage trying to you know, get Justin Bieber to sign your glossy. It was for Brinn. I did it for Brynn, who was,
by the way, much less of a loser. Like Brynn as a child, how she acted to me as an adult, how I acted, even given the circumstances, I was a much I was a much fucking thirsty or desperate loser. And I like Adam Sandler. I think he's wonderful, but it was like, not even on my own obsession, I don't know if I don't think there's anyone that I am so obsessed with that I would be no like Mark Zuckerberg or someone like that is the type of
person that I would probably start stuttering. I couldn't handle myself. But I was a fucking loser. Adam Sandler thinks I'm a loser, and maybe I am a loser, but I think we landed it. So there you go