Business is Personal

cities and twenty days, and it's a nightmare. And then you get a little moody, and then you're a little abrupt, and then you get self conscious because you're a little moody and a little abrupt because you're cranky and you're miserable, and it's taking on too much. And we do that, we waterboard ourselves and you have to be so stringent about it. So this book tour is fairly it's it's it's it's a lot, and it's exhausting. And I did the Today's Show. I was on Kelly and Ryan and

did Gayle King at six in the morning. I had to stay in a hotel the night before with my daughter. I did watch What Happens Live just right before that at night, and my dog had a scratch and his eye was sealed shut, and I had to get him a cone. And my daughter had homework, and we were staying in a hotel and I had to get up her early, get her up early, and she wanted to connect and I wanted to have her have an experience

in the city. So we went out to dinner, and then I wanted to go to bed, and she wanted to look at my eyes and talk, and I said, I, you need to respect the fact that I have to get up early. And then she said one more thing, and it woke me up, and I couldn't get to sleep, and I was thinking, oh my god, I'm gonna be up all night and I won't be able to be good for Gayl King and like it's a ship show. I mean, then I got Then I did all these

shows and sat in my hotel for one hour. Had to put on an outfit and try on a wardrobe, consult effectively, like do a fit to see if this red dress from Oscar to Lorento, Oscar to lor it though that my friend Fernando sent over. Because I don't take time for wardrobe. I look at my closet, I stopped my own closet. I don't borrow anything. I have no time. I needed someone to say, this is a dress that might be good. I chose it, I liked it. They came over, they brought the dress and said, that's it.

One shot. I literally don't have time to worry about clothes, so then we should rush to the airport. Went to Orlando, eight a meal, went to sleep, woke up, spoke to I think it was like probably five thousand people. I had to go to the pool, put on the glasses and my swimwear, take pictures to promote that, get back to the plane, Get on the plane, come home, go to sleep, look through all these beauty products people sent me, because evidently I'm now a beauty influencer. And then I

went to bed. Woke up this morning too early. For some reason, I only slept six hours. Woke up this morning I had to do multiple book press podcasts. The middle of one of them, my daughter called sore throat coming home from school. Hunt down doctors, get an appointment, get a COVID test taken. She doesn't have COVID, does she have strapped? Get a manicure in between, because another event came up. But I have to go to tonight

after my Katie Kirk, Barnes and Noble event tonight. So then got a ten minute manicure, went upstairs, made sure my daughter has gatorade and Ramen and whatever beverages she needs and that she's happy and comfortable. Came back down here to do the podcast. And this is just the beginning, and it's gnarly and all of this. I tell you to say. One of the things I talked about in my book, which is pros play hurt. My body is beat down. This is the easiest book too, I've ever done,

and fifteen years older and um shattered, whooped. It's endless obligations. I have a fiance, I have to travel to Boston. I have to be a good partner. I can't just check out of my life for a month because of this. So I said no. I took an appearance that I had to travel for off the board, made a trip

with Paul to Santa Barbara. Need to invest in that also, need to be a good parent, need to do it all pros play her and I realized that when Kim Kardashian said the comment about get off your ass and work, I don't think she meant that people don't actually work. I'm changing my tune about that and people. Not everybody has the same opportunities that she does or that I

have had, and not everyone started on third base. But I think she and I will say that many of you will say, oh, she has teams of hair and makeup and stylists and all this stuff. I will tell you something. To go on a tour like she must do, and do the Sports illustrated and do the met ball and do the fashion week superficial as it all may seem, and put the bathing stood on and take the selfie and take the social media and do the filter and be with the kids, and whether she's with nannies or not,

it doesn't matter. And get on the private plane even and be dehydrated, and put the I MSS on and try not to be dehydrated the next day, and be, you know whatever, a friend and in the past be with Kanye and do all that stuff and wanted. You have to be an animal. You have to be a pro that plays hurt. And not all Kardashians are created equal.

You see the difference which you Courtney and Kim nat Courtney has entree to this amazing life and opportunity and social media and followers just like Chloe and everybody else. So she may do Kim Kardashian work light. She still has to post and has the care and is part of the the Chris Genner machine that they all keep moving forward for the cause and they keep succeeding. But there's a difference. Kim Kardashian is an animal. I'm an animal.

There aren't that many animals like. You could like them, you could hate them. There are like ten animals that I can think of. I bet you an a winter or is a beast? An animal. She's a pro and she plays hurt. Martha Stewart animal pro plays her. J Lo animal pro plays hurt. Don't mean you're a billionaire. I don't you know. I think Rihanna works her ass off. But in some cases she just does what she has to do and doesn't want to You may not have to do it. There are certain people, and I've met

most of them in this business. Oprah is an animal, you know, just people that are just like um, pushing forward. Who gives a ship how tired I am. That's a touching story, and that's Chris Jenner full animal, but Kim Kardashian could be the biggest animal of the Kardashian clan. It's not Candle, it's not Kylie, it's not Courtney, it's not Chloe. It's Chris Jenner. Or it's Chris Jenner or Kim Kardashian for the two most rabid pros play hurt animals in that family. And that's just the way it goes.

H b I c s head bitches in charge or full animals. So if that's what I think she I think she meant like, you go hard, and when it's hard, do you keep going? If you want it? If you want it? And now I don't want everything. I don't want to be a billionaire. I don't want I'm not you know, I don't. I say no to more things than I say yes to. I walked away from millions of dollars on that show. I'm only an animal in the sense that like, I'm not the same kind of

animal as for General and Kim. And then I wanted all world power, take it all over, grab it all, every cover, every person, every follower, every deal, everything. I'm not that person, but what I'm doing I want and I do well. If you do it, you do it well. Nothing good comes easy. And if you have one thing that you want to do or you want to get, or you want to be, you be an animal. You go do that one thing the best. And I mean at the bottom. You're getting coffee, you're making copies. I

don't care what it is. You be the best, and you'd be the HB I c of that. And that's what I am meaning. I don't go say yes to this and that and the other thing. I say no to more things than I say yes to. If I have a book out and I want you to read it because it's so amazing and it's gonna help you, and it's going to be this amazing tool kit for you to take through everything entrepreneurial opportunity you will ever have,

whether you're a mogul or a mom. I'm gonna hustle that book because I have partners and I'm not gonna let them down. So I'm gonna go and I'm gonna do all of this stuff, and I'm gonna put my back into it and give it my all because that's the kind of animal that I am. So figure out what kind of animal you are? And decide how you want to go about it, no matter what it is,

even philanthropy. I am a beast with philanthropy, a full scale get gray hair, drink vodka at night, obsessed twenty for hours a day about the people I'm helping and getting them as much money as possible. I am a Chris Jenner Kim Kardashian philanthropic animal. No one can touch me in the philanthropic space. No oh one can touch me. Untouchable, unprecedented, full hbi C, full pro playing hurt, that's bigger than the game. That's about the people. And get the money

to the people. No rubber chicken dinners, no big fancy Linnen's, no famous people to hawk them to get the money. You just get the money to the people with the path at least resistance and the most economical way possible. So that's what this book is about, my crazy journey, my own way, my non traditional success. It's accessible to you. You can be as successful as you want to be, with the exception of if you're below the poverty line, if you right now have four kids that you're trying

to support. You start slow, you take one little step at a time, but you do whatever job it is. You stand out. You find a way to stand out, even though you're exhausted. You just muscle it up because it will come back to you. Then you'll get the next thing. Someone will notice. Then the next thing will come and the next thing after that. You ask somebody for help, you find a way in. You just got to get to the first piece on that board, just

the first piece. Then you play that first piece like your whole heart is in it, and then you somehow mix that piece of the second piece, get the two pieces on the board. And that's how you build a career that's layered. My career is layered. When I tell you that, it is not something that can be just knocked down like a house of cards, because I'm a one hit wonder that did one thing. I've done, things,

been known, made, mistakes, taken a beating. But I have a layered career with different people I've connected with for different reasons along the way, and I've worked hard. It is not lucky, it is work, and I've worked hard the whole way through. I have put everything into it that I care about because I'm passionate about it, and

that's all I've ever done. Is just work on what I want to do, what I care about, what's important to me, what I think I can push through, and you can push that through to the end zone, one step at a time. Worry about the one thing and layer your career. Be a trustworthy person with your friends, with people you connect with, they'll then tell other people, Oh, she'd be good for a business because she's trustworthy because of that one thing. Then meet people in business that

you can't stand. But be professional and be trustworthy, and be above board and be fair, and then you get that good reputation and the people that are challenging that are a nightmare. Don't burn the house to the ground. Don't burn the god damn bridge. I've seen nine out of ten housewives burn the goddamn bridges. Take that house down to the fucking sticks. Small picture, that's not you. You are a big picture thinker. And you know who you see on the way up is who you see

on the way down. And you fold it into the batter and you make relationships and you build this career into what you wanted to be, step by step, minute by minute, year by year. That's what it is. Courtney marriage, love it. Check the box happy about it doing in her own way. I'm happy for them. She gets to be with someone cool and great now and she gets

to be with someone interesting. She was with Scott Disick and while now he's the lord god Dissick, who wouldn't do a show that I was on on a panel they wanted to meet, somebody wanted me, Scott Disick and one other persons like their dream dinner and he said they needed to fly in private in to do it. And it was pretty famous people. Um, but it was

a pretty famous person. But anyway, Courtney was with Scott Disick, while Kim gets to be at the super Bowl winning the Super Bowl with Kanye a god in the rap industry and fashion industry, and you know, everybody's with all these interesting people and famous basketball players and all that. And she's with the Lord Scott Disick. Before he became a lord, he was actually a jester when she met him. So he was the family jester that she got to

be with. Who he got to do the to party, go to fucking I think rehab, and be in Vegas acting like a jackass, and that got to be her plus one. Now she gets to be with a real drummer who's in a real band. He's got his own fucking brand of cool. She gets to have her own brand and rock and roll. She gets to go where edgy ship and say, fuck it, we're doing this thing in our own way. We're going to Santa Barbara because we're alternative and we're edgy and we're doing it our own, good,

goddamn way. Go with God, Courtney, you deserve it. I like it. It gets to be her own little pocket that's different than everybody else in that family. And it's not that easy to find room and that family to have your own identity. And Courtney and and and um Travis gets to be their own rock and roll edgy A lope couple. I like it. Listen, Amber heard and Johnny. I mean, this is the thing. She's now the villain and he's the hero. But like he's still Johnny Depp

in that crazy fucking relationship. Things like M D M A and feces in the bed are being thrown around, like I mean, this is fifty shades of ships. Like you know, it's like the fucking he's queen of the dump Fox. Now he gets to be the king of the he's the King of the Gyp Ships. He's been vindicated because in the relationship of ship in the bed M D M A cocaine, some level of domestic violence and fucking crazy Town, he's the hero. I don't know what story that is. He's the hero, she's the villain.

But it's all fifty shades of garbage. Like, honestly, think about that, like water seeks its own level. He was in a relationship for more than two hours with this fucking crazy town bag of bullshit. So I mean, it's all it's all like it's insane. Imagine like Johnny Depp looks like hero only in a relationship with Amber Heard. Right, any other person in the world in a relationship with Johnny Depp and he looks like a crazy person. But because he's in a relationship with Amber Heard, thank god,

he picked the one person in a relationship. Johnny Depp picked the one person to marry in this world that could make him look like a saint. Like Johnny Depp has become Mother Theresa because of Amber Heard. I mean, that's crazy. Johnny Depp is gonna be fucking anointed Gandhi and and and the Pope because he was in a

relationship with the craziest woman that's walked this planet. So now he's like sainted, Like I'm sure Queen Elizabeth is calling and be like, come here, I want to give you a knighthood because you fucking look good, because you're now the hero in this crazy villain story. It doesn't make any sense. Johnny Depp plus anyone besides Amber Heard is a raving d, a cocaine ship in bed tolerating man. But here he looks like and then here comes along.

I mean because Amber Heard, it's who he's being compared to. Honestly, put me next to Shrek. I'm gonna be the first person I'll be co hosting the met Ball next year with Anna Wintour. Like Johnny Depp is a hero, Johnny Depp is an absolute hero who's gonna get the Nobel Peace Pride. Johnny Depp is gonna win the Nobel Peace Prize, get a Peabody Award, a Pulitzer Prize Award, becoming Night. Uh you know it's it's he'll come host, He'll coast

the Economy Awards next year. Why because of the way that Amber Heard made him look so anyway, I just think this is insane, Like I just have to say, like you you were in a relationship with a fucking crazy person, Like that means you're part of it, Like you can't like you can't be if you're saying you can't be around crazy that goddamn long, you know what I mean? Like, just I just I just think it's like a, I don't talk about cocaine, feces and M D M A in my relationship that often. I mean,

and when I said that often at all? Okay, Paul doesn't like to wear his nightguard in front of me, and I have a night guard too, you know what I mean. Like, it's just not it's not it's not normal these things that are discussed. Well, no, yeah, I was getting the cocaine and you said something that was untoward in addition to the domestic abuse. But it's like, wait, we're bury, what about the cocade. We're not, We're just

leaving the cocade. No. Yes, I felt that you spoke to me in a very disrespectful way when we were talking about who got a more a bigger portion of M D M A on our key to M D M A diet, Like wait, what you guys have m D M at the house. Hey, where did you go? Did you get like did they sell that at CBS? Like? What you have? M D M A at the house? Who who has the cocaine? Put the kids? Listen to me, Get the kids in the car. Are someone got to the bathroom? Make sure you have beverages? And who has

the cocaine? Does anybody have the cocaine? Who's got the special K? We have a snack pack going to the airport. Let's put the cocaine away. The M D m A stored in the suitcase because if you check it, they won't go through your bag. And I just want to make sure we have the cocaine, the M D M A and the molly. But you were sucking rude to me the way you asked me to put that cocaine in the car. That was not acceptable and it was abusive.

It's harassment. They're like, oh no, that was two days after they got the t r O, which is a restraining order. It was two days after the t r oh. Just like we're throwing in like tr in this trial and I have not followed the trial at all. I want you to know in the little snippets that just like slide through TikTok. I've heard m D m A. I've heard shitting in the bed, I've heard t r row, I've heard cocaine. I've heard you beat the ship out of me. I've heard you did something to me, you

shoved something down my throat in a bathroom. Like, what the fuck? There's two crazy people in this equation. Did anything else happened anyone heard in the trailer? I got it all right, Okay, no, yeah, oh no, I do yeah. And the man it was did trash a hotel for the record, and my whole life and my teens and my spring break and my whole life. And I've dated a lot of different kind of people. I've dated, you know,

interesting people, crazy people, you know, Italian gangster people. I've never known anyone to trash an entire hotel room at any point in their timeline, all of the hangovers, so like, that is part of your journey. So like, I'm sure he's a hero now because of this association, But he's a fucking ship show too, Like this, this whole thing is up in the most fine shining example for his children. So but by the same token, I understand why he had to go to court. He had to take this

thing to the mats. He had to prove this thing because she was going this was gonna be War of the roses. She was gonna grab him with the claw while she was dead under the swamp water and pull him down like to the last minute. He could kill her, He could, you know, he could do. He could literally put her down. She will come back in his nightmare. So he had to go to the mats and to the courts for this. But no one is a shining example of a human being on this planet and this fucking disaster area