I'm so funny. There are all these pickup trucks and these like big monster cars are so in right now, and they're in and you're gonna think about this, and you're gonna see them, and you're gonna you're gonna see that. It's true. So it used to be a little Porsche's They used to say, We're like a small penis car. If someone has like a bright red car, they pick you up in a sports car. It's like a small penis complex. It's not a nice thing to say. It's likely true. I don't know. I'm not an expert. I
don't pull people's pants down when I see their cars. Um, but I'm sure there are a lot of women who actually do that. It's a great thing. You have a rich car, Let me pull your pants down. I don't do that. But what I do do is I see these big monster pickup trucks, These monster trucks, they're all like blacked out and jacked up. And the pickup trucks or as polic said, are like school buses now. But they all have these names, like I saw one the
other day Velociraptor. That's a name of a fucking car like what wait, what's the new one? Like, there's a new big one. What's the douche one? Hold on, there's a big Okay, there's one called Hercules, Like we're gonna have a thor one like a Tarannosaurus rexula car. Like men are pounding their chest, holding clubs, wearing loincloths getting in to these fucking pickup trucks to drive to pradact Like they don't they don't need pickup trucks. They don't
have cattle, they don't lassos in the bag. They're not cowboys. They're rich Jewish hedge fund guys with veloci raptors. Like it's crazy, It's just it's hysterical. What's the okay? Hold on, there's a Nissan Titan, there's a Hercules. There's a Velasa raptor. There's a ram A durango. There's a raptor. So there's a raptor and a Laci raptor. So it's gonna be like there's a there's a there's a tarrannosaurs and a Torannosaurs rex like big big caveman cars for short men
going to buy airmes loafers. A Hennessy raptor shove it up your ass. Okay, it's ridiculous, it's so funny. I love it. Oh okay, So here's the thing. Here's here's where I probably almost got canceled yesterday, did not know where. I was talking to Elissa Milano one day and we were talking about language and things that you're supposed to say, and you're not supposed to say they're disabled, they have a because you have to say they have a disability.
There's language really matters, and it's hard to get educated on every language uh moments, because you literally would never speak, you wouldn't pay any time. I mean, so yesterday I was going to post something about my bedroom in the in um a decor picture, and I said something about a master bedroom. So I literally never thought about what a master bedroom meant. You just say these words like bread.
I don't know what bread means. I don't know what like you know, I don't know what litmus means, like I don't know what the word means. I'd have to look it up. I don't know what a lot of words mean. So I don't know what mustard. I guess it's a mustard seed. I don't know why it's called the master tea. I don't know why things are what they are, so I did not think just master bedroom and my uh one of my assistants said, you know, you can't say master bedroom. Can you redo it and
just say my bedroom? And then I realized it's back to slavery, I assume, and it's back to having a master. And I really never thought that because I thought it's like you're the master of the home, like you paid for the home, or like my you know, your kids get the smaller bedroom, you get the larger. I never thought of the meeting, and I texted a person I know in real estate. They say yeah. But then there was something else that I saw recently. Oh tom Ford makeup.
It says well so on the beauty in beauty TikTok, there are a lot of male beauty influencers. So every time I might put on one of my HSN products, like a shirt or something, and there's a sleeve and it's like puffy or uh flouncy, and I sometimes say it's a feminine sleep. I bet you that's going to be canceled because what's masculine, what's feminine? Feminine is like girly, so that means a man shouldn't be wearing it. Well, typically,
traditionally blush and eyeshadow is feminine. So but now there's most of the male makeup influencers, not most, a good amount of them. I can name them. They're on They're they're wearing makeup every day. Painted by Spencer Jeffrey Starr Um Patrick Star. There's a lot of There are a lot of makeup people and um, they're putting on full faces and makeup every day and tom Ford makeup. If you go look online and it says like when it says women's blush, and I to me, that's master bedroom.
In a way, it's not. It's not as egregious, but it is too. It might be to a man who wants to wear a bush, why is it a women's blush? So it's funny, just the things you don't think about in language. But I've been thinking about it, and it wasn't that anyone told me that. I just thought, why is this feminine? Men can wear purple and can wear a puffy sleeve and a shoulder pad and all that, So it's you know, a bedroom. It doesn't have to
be pink or or blue. And I don't know, I won't know everything, and I'll make mistakes, And if it were up to me, I just would have posted the master bedroom. I wouldn't have even known. So I think, I guess I always have that there have to be a message, not just a story, and the messages you've got to give people some leeway because we're not always going to know everything, and you don't know if you're gonna get in big trouble because you said something wrong
and you just might not know. Just language is difficult. There's so many languages, and there are derivations of words that come from different languages, and we speak. You occupy this whole interview I've been speaking for I mean this whole podcast. I've been speaking for a while. I don't know the meaning of every single word. I wouldn't be able to speak if I knew the meaning of every single word. I'm glad that I had someone point that
out to me. I won't make that mistake again. But I think it's just fascinating the things that we don't no and don't even understand that we're talking, that we're saying, Master Benjamin. It's something in real estate, you know, It's like they stay there the junior four or junior five. I don't know what that means. I actually don't know what that means. It's something about an apartment and how many rooms it has, but I don't know what it means anymore that I then some people would know the
original meaning of the day or other house terms. So I guess you know, we have to more than every thing before we speak, and but more than ever, we have to give people some some leeway because they just won't know. We just want to beat people down and they just don't know. My my friend I called or she didn't know that one either. I don't know if Paul knew that one. And Paul's in real state, he's in commercial real estate, but I don't know if he
knew that one. Men are not allowed to do dog voices, like at all the kick I do them. It's a double standard. I just men are not allowed to do dog voices and men are not allowed to say yummy and tummy. I just want to make that public service mandate and announcement. It is a double standard. It has nothing to do with one's gender, sexuality, It has nothing to do with anything but the fact that in my book, men are not allowed to say yummy tummy or make
cutesie dog voices. If someone disagrees, come for me. Bro another arbitrary rule that I have, and many of you break it, and many menus break it, and it happens all the time. I don't want fruit and nut say my fucking salads. I really don't. I don't. It's not we have fruit salads, but I don't want cranberries, dried apples, candy pecans, that ship. I don't need that ship. I don't want roseberries in my salad. I really don't. I don't know if that's something. I don't need fruit on
my fucking desserts either. I don't need chocolate, gorgeous, beautiful cake, fine whipped cream, wave it in, little sprigaman for color on the top, one little berry on the top, just because. But actually no, you should never have a fruit on something at the fruits, not inside of it. I just don't need fruit in my classic desserts. I really don't. I really really don't. And while we're at it, I
don't even think strawberry shortcake is necessary. I don't think you need chunky strawberries in the middle of like milky cream in the middle of a cake. I think like, let's let's let's make a like a raspberry sort of jam that maybe is soaking into that sponge cake. Then to have the next cream layer, I just don't need big pieces of fruit and that, So if that could be ranged, Freavy creat